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    "path": "DNC_usernames.txt",
    "content": "SeemaNanda\nSpeakerPelosi\nSenSchumer\nRashidaTlaib\nAyannaPressley\nbrianschatz\nAOC\nIlhanMN\njoncoopertweets\nTheDemCoalition\nfunder\nDavidCornDC\nDNCWarRoom\ntribelaw\nNatashaBertrand\nRepSwalwell\nTomPerez\nRonWyden\nRBReigh\nSenatorDurbin"
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    "path": "GOP_usernames.txt",
    "content": "realDonaldTrump\nIvankaTrump\nDonaldJTrumpJr\nJudgeJeanine\nparscale\nGOPLeader\nsenatemajldr\nAnnCoulter\nSenTedCruz\nGovMikeHuckabee\nIvankaTrump\ntedcruz\nnewtgingrich\nerictrump\nLindseyGrahamSC\nBillOreilly\nDevinNunes\nIngrahamAngle\nseanhannity"
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    "path": "LICENSE",
    "content": "MIT License\n\nCopyright (c) 2019-2020 Max Woolf\n\nPermission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy\nof this software and associated documentation files (the \"Software\"), to deal\nin the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights\nto use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell\ncopies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is\nfurnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:\n\nThe above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all\ncopies or substantial portions of the Software.\n\nTHE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED \"AS IS\", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR\nIMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,\nFITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE\nAUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER\nLIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,\nOUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE\nSOFTWARE.\n"
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    "path": "README.md",
    "content": "# download-tweets-ai-text-gen\n\nA small Python 3 script to download public Tweets from a given Twitter account into a format suitable for AI text generation tools (such as [gpt-2-simple](https://github.com/minimaxir/gpt-2-simple) for finetuning [GPT-2](https://openai.com/blog/better-language-models/)).\n\n* Retrieves all tweets as a simple CSV with a single CLI command.\n* Preprocesses tweets to remove URLs, extra spaces, and optionally usertags/hashtags.\n* Saves tweets in batches (i.e. there is an error or you want to end collection early)\n\nYou can view examples of AI-generated tweets from datasets retrieved with this tool in the `/examples` folder.\n\nInspired by popular demand due to the success of [@dril_gpt2](https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2).\n\n## Usage\n\nFirst, install the Python script dependencies:\n\n```sh\npip3 install twint==2.1.4 fire tqdm\n```\n\nThen download the `download_tweets.py` script from this repo.\n\nThe script is interacted via a command line interface. After `cd`ing into the directory where the script is stored in a terminal, run:\n\n```sh\npython3 download_tweets.py <twitter_username>\n```\n\ne.g. If you want to download all tweets (sans retweets/replies/quote tweets) from Twitter user [@dril](https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2), run:\n\n```sh\npython3 download_tweets.py dril\n```\n\nThe script can can also download tweets from multiple usernames at one time.  To do so, first create a text file (.txt) with the list of usernames.  Then, run script referencing the file name:\n\n```sh\npython3 download_tweets.py <twitter_usernames_file_name>\n```\n\nThe tweets will be downloaded to a single-column CSV titled `<usernames>_tweets.csv`.\n\nThe parameters you can pass to the command line interface (positionally or explicitly) are:\n\n* username: Username of the account whose tweets or .txt file name with multiple usernames you want to download [required]\n* limit: Number of tweets to download [default: all tweets possible]\n* include_replies: Include replies from the user in the dataset [default: False]\n* strip_usertags: Strips out `@` user tags in the tweet text [default: False]\n* strip_hashtags: Strips out `#` hashtags in the tweet text [default: False]\n\n## How to Train an AI on the downloaded tweets\n\n[gpt-2-simple](https://github.com/minimaxir/gpt-2-simple) has a special case for single-column CSVs, where it will automatically process the text for best training and generation. (i.e. by adding `<|startoftext|>` and `<|endoftext|>` to each tweet, allowing independent generation of tweets)\n\nYou can use [this Colaboratory notebook](https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1qxcQ2A1nNjFudAGN_mcMOnvV9sF_PkEb) (optimized from the original notebook for this use case) to train the model on your downloaded tweets, and generate massive amounts of Tweets from it. Note that without a lot of data, the model might easily overfit; you may want to train for fewer `steps` (e.g. `500`).\n\nWhen generating, you'll always need to include certain parameters to decode the tweets, e.g.:\n\n```python\ngpt2.generate(sess,\n              length=200,\n              temperature=0.7,\n              prefix='<|startoftext|>',\n              truncate='<|endoftext|>',\n              include_prefix=False\n              )\n```\n\n## Helpful Notes\n\n* Retweets are not included in the downloaded dataset. (which is generally a good thing)\n* You'll need *thousands* of tweets at minimum to feed to the input model for a good generation results. (ideally 1 MB of input text data, although with tweets that hard to achieve)\n* To help you reach the 1 MB of input text data, you can load data from multiple similar Twitter usernames\n* The download will likely end much earlier than the theoretical limit (inferred from the user profile) as the limit includes retweets/replies/whatever cache shennanigans Twitter is employing.\n* The legalities of distributing downloaded tweets is ambigious, therefore it's recommended avoiding commiting raw Twitter data to GitHub, and is the reason examples of such data is not included in this repo. (AI-generated tweets themselves likely fall under derivative work/parody protected by Fair Use)\n\n## Maintainer/Creator\n\nMax Woolf ([@minimaxir](https://minimaxir.com))\n\n*Max's open-source projects are supported by his [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/minimaxir) and [GitHub Sponsors](https://github.com/sponsors/minimaxir). If you found this project helpful, any monetary contributions to the Patreon are appreciated and will be put to good creative use.*\n\n## License\n\nMIT\n\n## Disclaimer\n\nThis repo has no affiliation with Twitter Inc."
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    "path": "download_tweets.py",
    "content": "import twint\nimport fire\nimport re\nimport csv\nfrom tqdm import tqdm\nimport logging\nfrom datetime import datetime\nfrom time import sleep\nimport os\n\n# Surpress random twint warnings\nlogger = logging.getLogger()\nlogger.disabled = True\n\n\ndef is_reply(tweet):\n    \"\"\"\n    Determines if the tweet is a reply to another tweet.\n    Requires somewhat hacky heuristics since not included w/ twint\n    \"\"\"\n\n    # If not a reply to another user, there will only be 1 entry in reply_to\n    if len(tweet.reply_to) == 1:\n        return False\n\n    # Check to see if any of the other users \"replied\" are in the tweet text\n    users = tweet.reply_to[1:]\n    conversations = [user[\"username\"] in tweet.tweet for user in users]\n\n    # If any if the usernames are not present in text, then it must be a reply\n    if sum(conversations) < len(users):\n        return True\n    return False\n\n\ndef download_tweets(\n    username=None,\n    limit=None,\n    include_replies=False,\n    include_links=False,\n    strip_usertags=False,\n    strip_hashtags=False,\n):\n    \"\"\"Download public Tweets from a given Twitter account\n    into a format suitable for training with AI text generation tools.\n    :param username: Twitter @ username to gather tweets.\n    :param limit: # of tweets to gather; None for all tweets.\n    :param include_replies: Whether to include replies to other tweets.\n    :param strip_usertags: Whether to remove user tags from the tweets.\n    :param strip_hashtags: Whether to remove hashtags from the tweets.\n    :param include_links: Whether to include tweets with links.\n    :return tweets: List of tweets from the Twitter account\n    \"\"\"\n\n    # If a limit is specificed, validate that it is a multiple of 20\n    if limit:\n        assert limit % 20 == 0, \"`limit` must be a multiple of 20.\"\n\n    # If no limit specifed, estimate the total number of tweets from profile.\n    else:\n        c_lookup = twint.Config()\n        c_lookup.Username = username\n        c_lookup.Store_object = True\n        c_lookup.Hide_output = True\n        if include_links is True:\n            c_lookup.Links = \"include\"\n        else:\n            c_lookup.Links = \"exclude\"\n\n        twint.run.Lookup(c_lookup)\n        limit = twint.output.users_list[-1].tweets\n\n    pattern = r\"http\\S+|pic\\.\\S+|\\xa0|…\"\n\n    if strip_usertags:\n        pattern += r\"|@[a-zA-Z0-9_]+\"\n\n    if strip_hashtags:\n        pattern += r\"|#[a-zA-Z0-9_]+\"\n\n    # Create an empty file to store pagination id\n    with open(\".temp\", \"w\", encoding=\"utf-8\") as f:\n        f.write(str(-1))\n\n    print(\"Retrieving tweets for @{}...\".format(username))\n\n    with open(\"{}_tweets.csv\".format(username), \"w\", encoding=\"utf8\") as f:\n        w = csv.writer(f)\n        w.writerow([\"tweets\"])  # gpt-2-simple expects a CSV header by default\n\n        pbar = tqdm(range(limit), desc=\"Oldest Tweet\")\n        for i in range((limit // 20) - 1):\n            tweet_data = []\n\n            # twint may fail; give it up to 5 tries to return tweets\n            for _ in range(0, 4):\n                if len(tweet_data) == 0:\n                    c = twint.Config()\n                    c.Store_object = True\n                    c.Hide_output = True\n                    c.Username = username\n                    c.Limit = 40\n                    c.Resume = \".temp\"\n\n                    c.Store_object_tweets_list = tweet_data\n\n                    twint.run.Search(c)\n\n                    # If it fails, sleep before retry.\n                    if len(tweet_data) == 0:\n                        sleep(1.0)\n                else:\n                    continue\n\n            # If still no tweets after multiple tries, we're done\n            if len(tweet_data) == 0:\n                c = twint.Config()\n                c.Store_object = True\n                c.Hide_output = True\n                c.Username = username\n                c.Limit = 40\n                c.Resume = \".temp\"\n\n                c.Store_object_tweets_list = tweet_data\n\n            if not include_replies:\n                tweets = [\n                    re.sub(pattern, \"\", tweet.tweet).strip()\n                    for tweet in tweet_data\n                    if not is_reply(tweet)\n                ]\n\n                # On older tweets, if the cleaned tweet starts with an \"@\",\n                # it is a de-facto reply.\n                for tweet in tweets:\n                    if tweet != \"\" and not tweet.startswith(\"@\"):\n                        w.writerow([tweet])\n            else:\n                tweets = [\n                    re.sub(pattern, \"\", tweet.tweet).strip() for tweet in tweet_data\n                ]\n\n                for tweet in tweets:\n                    if tweet != \"\":\n                        w.writerow([tweet])\n\n            if i > 0:\n                pbar.update(20)\n            else:\n                pbar.update(40)\n            oldest_tweet = datetime.utcfromtimestamp(\n                tweet_data[-1].datetime / 1000.0\n            ).strftime(\"%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S\")\n            pbar.set_description(\"Oldest Tweet: \" + oldest_tweet)\n\n    pbar.close()\n    os.remove(\".temp\")\n\n\nif __name__ == \"__main__\":\n    fire.Fire(download_tweets)\n"
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    "content": "This is one of my favorite neural network sounds. Like a bellwether.\n====================\nI trained a neural network on the ten thousand most frequently-entered  titles.\n\nHere are the most commonly-entered movies.\n\n(via  )\n====================\nI would love to reprint a figure from a 1998 proceeding in my upcoming book:\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they showed a disturbing tendency to revert to more primitive firework designs.\n\nThese were mostly because the neural network had already learned all the firework designs.\n\nOne notable exception: this image.\n\n➜Fireworks are forbidden in the Skinner Box\n====================\nPeople are suggesting other ways to do this - for example, by running a neural network through taxonomies. Any chance you could help out with a dataset for a potential future book?\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained the neural network for a living, this was one of the most depressing times.\n\nI wish I'd known what to expect.\n====================\nSee you there!\n====================\nXML-RPC over HTTP:\n====================\nNote to whoever is operating these airports that they are NOT computers\nThey are *NOT* computers\n====================\nIf you like procedurally generated nonsense, I highly recommend this free demo from. Look at the little gold tooth in the corner.\n====================\nI have the most recent of the two neural net created ball caps, thanks to  . The word \"bog\" is written in big black letters. \"Not fancy\"\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on Halloween costumes, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nAn abundance of other possible explanations. For one: neural network spike suppression. For another: I-90 in particular. (1/2)\n====================\nOmg read the first 2 lines. Super excited for this!\n====================\nI'm just 100 characters, but thanks to  I've got a pretty good idea of how they do it.\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley made these for the St. Patrick's Festival.\nThey were soadorably sweet.\nTickets are free but the heckler rule applies.\n====================\nI guess not. If you are a company with a product that people use, you are eligible.\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! :3\n====================\nI'm just now noticing the pattern of fish species that pop up in the news. These could be your friends. Or the next set of #PlushGiraffeFishingPerturbations\n====================\nI used   to illustrate the neural network's favored Halloween costumes. The \"real\" costumes are in bold.\nCandy Hearts for the brave.(?!)\n====================\nThe neural network would never, ever do that. Ever.\n\nThey'd never forgive you. Never. Fucking. Allow it\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"I Love You, Campbell\" depending on your mood. Callers to my mom's  in Alaska get a personalized story about a boy they didn’t choose but are very happy about.\n====================\n“We now have a fully functioning neural network that can generate new cake recipes.”\n====================\nConceptually, it's a lot simpler than that. A bunch of arrows pointing in the same direction make the book's text more legible.\n====================\nThe neural network has other ideas about what humans are.\n\nin particular, it sees snakes as a kind of cool animal.\n\nh/t,  for the link \nenhanced gif via\n====================\nThe neural net gained legs and a snout and now has a full-size toilet.\n====================\nNotifications from clients who paid by e-mail about an API I was using for deep learning research. \n\nSome clients are listed in the original post. \n\nTo whom it may concern: \n\nThank you so much for doing this!\n\nIt means a lot to me.\n\nI'd encourage everyone to read the original paper (which includes a link to an annotated copy).\n====================\nIn case you missed this podcast! Had fun talking about the mindbending weirdness of the #SkyKnit project.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is:  \nAnd my call is: \n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nNoted. Just started reading Inbublious by  . It's so much fun.\n\nThe planet Salix is lined with skyscrapers.\n\nThe polar cap is cauliflower.\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on fishing. But as far as recipes are concerned, it's a bit ahead of the curve.\n====================\nPhobos and Ganymede have a mutual disdain for one another. Both despise humanity. Both crave it.\n====================\nFirst appearance of a neural network animal in the NYTimes. Then, for the umpteenth time, it appears to be writing about something other than humans.\n\nAt least it tried.\n\nat least it tried hard enough.\n\ni don't know how long it had been trying to write about something else until the cows started writing about it.\n\ni don't either.\ni try to imagine what it must have been like to be on the run from the authorities \n====================\n<|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \n<|startoftext|>My cousin just called. His house is in flames. People running\n====================\nIn the meantime, there are still plenty of fantastic books here.\n\nCheck them out:\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews.\n41% of reviewers endorsed this cereal.\n35% of the time, the ~full-text description was completely blank.\n21% of the time, the ~full-text description was completely, 100% wrong.\n====================\nThis sounds like a blast from my youth! Like working on valve or something.\n\nI used to do a bot at work that would generate stories for us to read afterwards.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The model learns to look like a human being if you ignore the pretty much everything else about them. It has learned to use pretty much everything else to describe humans.\n\nAt some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The laser twitches, the human face contortions, the whole shebang become second nature to the neural net.\n\nAt some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking human. At\n====================\nThe beauty of deep learning is that it can do almost anything - that's why it's fascinated by wheels.\n\nIt discovered that a wheel does not a train make, but rather a series of blocks stacked on top of each other.\n\nSo a train of 1 blockcars does not a train make, but rather a series of stacked blocks.\n\n- this is why they call them \"holey barn\"\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Patriots\nBloody Mess\nBubblegum\nMr. Sinister\nPandora's Box\nGlow-a-Bye Beret\nMy Little Pony\nSkull Candy\nElmer's Chiffon\nMy Little Pony\nPie\nElmer's Chiffon\nMy Dad's a carpenter and I like that.\nI am also a bit on the squeamish side, but I like that it's a craft.\n====================\nI am thinking themed. A hint: chocolatekitty\n====================\nThe neural net's cooking is *exactly* what I was expecting\n====================\nThe recipe the neural network generated was *exactly* what I was looking for\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite neural network builds. The other is of a castle.\n====================\nThe neural networks I've trained on the internet are bad at this. Most of them are.\n\nBut this one?\n\n(Tried to train this one too, using the same data, but x =10 is bias)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I see nothing wrong with this 100% peer-reviewed academic research paper that was part of a conference on overfitting.\n\nIt was part of a conference on presentation biases, so it got *me*\n\nBut it's not like presenting a duck with a lion's tooth meant you could *actually* present a duck without a tooth\n\nit just so happens that presenting a duck without a tooth is more aesthetically pleasing\n\nSo presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nSo presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nso presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nso presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nso presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nso presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\nso presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing\n\n====================\nOne of the problems with the neural network's poetry is that it tends to repeat the same basic plot elements.\nOne example:\n====================\nNo JavaScript? We need you! Add here some weird C++ code and we'll post a neural net-generated article for you.\n====================\nI like how, while the neural network tried to reproduce patterns in the real world, it also tried to generate new  titles based on those patterns. (Incidentally: Thats Angela Bassett)\n====================\nMy old software did not make the software binary, but it did make it debug output that was more coherent.\n\nNowadays it doesn't work on .NET now, but it did on .NET 1.1.\n\nThat's not to say that it didn't work on .NET 1.1 - there was a time when it was possible to do that.\n\n“Working memory corruption is bad news not just because it can lead to a program crash or data loss that would otherwise impair its usefulness, but also because it can lead to subtle but important graphical glitches that can make your computer or network unworkable”\n====================\nBrought a tomato plant for my 1st! My neighbors had better things to do with their time. —Hank Yuen\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite neural network pipes.\ntriceratops is the only one that doesn’t have talons. that means this is a ku-’m tree?\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! :3\n====================\nAnd now I have something else planned. A luncheon with  at  ! Details to come.\n====================\nI was 6 and it had: \n1. a donkey\n2. two bears\n3. a cow\n4. a pony\n5. two chickens\n6. a quill\n7. a tatoo*\n8. a lamp\n9. a candle\n10. a wick\n11. a gargoyle\n12. a christmas tree*\n*invalid*\n#plushGiraffe\n#plushGiraffe\n#plushGiraffe\n#plushGiraffe\n#plushGiraffe\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they showed a disturbing tendency to turn into terrifying monologues.\n\nIn retrospect, when you're done being creepy, tell me here.\n\nThe neural net: yours is not John Carpenter's.\nMachine: not quite. There's room for improvement.\n====================\nIt is time to call your reps, tell me here, and I'll give you a neural net D&D spell that will make your life easier.\nThanks,    \nLots more examples here. \n(one-third of the set is  )\n====================\nI'm just now getting into Destiny. Found a few interesting NPCs.\n\nIRL: \"Owl Lady\"\n====================\nNot sure if the neural net is naming cats or wolves until this point. Have the bears been naughty?\n====================\nAI will give bad advice, even if you're not suicidal\n====================\nIt works! Behold:\nRaspberry Pie\nApple Pie\nSnape\nGuinea Pig\nHog bobbit\nPom-puff hat\nTit Bits\n====================\nThe solution seems to be “more text, more photosynthetic bacteria that use light to photosynthesize instead of food chains or photosynthesize into water.”\nBy Row 9, there are 10 photosynthetic bacteria. By Row 10, there are 30.”\n====================\nIn a strange twist of events, a neural network is about to up the ante when it comes to generating Dungeons and Dragons bios.\nBeep Boop bio is a species of its own.\n====================\nThis is so great. Follow  and I'll run your simulation experiments for you.\n====================\nYou are WRONG about bees.\n\nAt least one bee.\n====================\n“It’s not about the cat, it's not about the ball, it's not even “about me.”\n====================\nI just called mine! My call is:\n\n1. Lena Headey\n2. Dr. Sbait\n3. Dogwood\n4. Jell-O\n5. Fungus\n6. BlobbyBob\n7. Vending Machines\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural network-generated ballgames. Bonus: the \"winners\" are all human.\n\nh/t  for the link)\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a crochet version of Hoopoe. Would you mind if I made some noise?\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! Was afraid of heights. Haven't climbed down yet. But it looks so cozy!\n====================\nStill can’t get over how creepy/cool neural net generated sewers are.\n\nAlso, the time travel stuff!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network considers the following to be challenges:  \nChallenge one:  \nChallenge two:  \nChallenge three:  \nChallenge four: \nChallenge five: \nChallenge six: \nChallenge seven:  \nChallenge eight: \nChallenge nine: \nChallenge ten:  \nChallenge eleven: \nChallenge twelve: \nChallenge thirteen: \nChallenge fourteen: \nChallenge fifteen:  \nChallenge sixteen:  \nChallenge 17: \nChallenge 18: \nChallenge 19: \nChallenge 20: \nChallenge 21: \nChallenge 22:  \nChallenge 23:  \nChallenge 24:  \nChallenge 25:   \nChallenge 26:  \nChallenge 27:  \nChallenge 28: \nChallenge 29: \n====================\nAgreed! Here's the first #SkyKnit project. Knitting and crocheting have been going well. Part II here:\n====================\na neural network could write some of today's great sci fi & fantasy\n====================\nLooking forward to this! #BoulderFalls\n====================\nThe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nHowever, it appears that the \"good\" systems do in fact learn to do the \"right\" things - at least when it comes to avoiding capture.\nWhat's more, they seem to learn this from watching and copying others.\nI suspect this strategy will be especially useful in non-human skiers\n====================\nI have the greatest ideas! If anyone here has read my blog, you will understand why I am so delighted by this.\n====================\nAnd this is a quality bot.\n====================\nThe answer is always the TARDIS.\n====================\nThe armadillo is one of the most disconcerting models. Not sure what to make of it.\n====================\nThe neural net usually does a good job of this. Though I'm guessing it stills accounts receivable from before the Catapult Fight.\n====================\nCLMUS! or something along the lines of:\n====================\nI wrote a program that could generate  lines from \n\nand it did just that\n====================\nFor those of you asking where I managed to find a shirt that didn't contain chicken or wok.\n====================\nNever say never to plagiarism, but reporting is suspect. First: the \"real\" authorship of a given phrase. Second: the \"legitimate\" or \"whitelisted\" uses of that phrase. Third: the \"possible\" or \"implausible\" uses of that phrase. Fourth: the \"likely\" or \"unseen\" uses of that phrase.\n====================\nThe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nThe brain-bending weirdness is powered by the underlying technology, which FLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all learned to do one thing very well.\n\nFLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all learned to do one thing very well.\n\nFLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all still need training, but FLCL, IMAGE, and GAN all do a much wider variety of weird things.\n\nFLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all still need training, but GAN, FLCL, and IMAGE seem to do a much broader variety of weird things.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate the Great Danes, but the joke's on them!\n(Garnet, crap bowl)\n(to play in the Neutrogena tournament)\nThere's just something about the smell of rotten fish that just brings tears to my eyes.\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley made these for the  . They feature a baseball or soft pretzel\nMy mom made these for the . They feature a baseball or soft pretzel\nFor science!\n====================\nUpdate: I trained a neural network on Shakespeare in Act 1 and it did not produce a script. It just asked for a list of words. I am giving it:\nObliterating\nBitter\nBull\nDog\nFart\nGarnish\nHateful\n====================\nThe neural network produces some of the most disturbing roller coasters.\n====================\nI love this bot so much\n====================\nThe neural net trained for a month on   and  .\n\ntrained for a month on and  . Tall building, wide courtyard.\n\nand all that jazz.\n\nnow it tries to figure out how the books work.\n\nbook I just published:  \nbook II coming soon.\n\nwill be talking in  about   &  & the like.\n\n\nso if you're around, I hope to talk about   & the like.\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate chess openings, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! Was afraid my cat would get stuck in the snow. He is a True Believer.\n====================\nMy Brilliant Friend's Eyeo sounds amazing. Thoughts from the AI research community?\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for undergrad *anthropology* volunteers to run experimental projects over the summer. I'm especially interested in:-- bird conservation.\n\nanimal conservation.\n\nhuman health.\n\nenvironmental science.\n\n*anthropology* is short for \"anthropology of animals\" but in this context it's really good at referring to other kinds of studies. So if I'm lucky enough to run into you, I'm happy to share a few prawns.\n\nMy old research group is also looking for alumni who might have helped run some of these experiments. If you're a researcher, I'd love to talk to you!\n====================\nI just called mine. Call yours and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you.\n \nCall yours and I'll post a new neural net-generated pie for you.\n====================\nYou may now call me the Awesome One.\n====================\nI think maybe I need one of these. Any chance you could send one to me?\n====================\nI was 6 and it had:\n\n \n1. A rat\n2. A cricket\n3. A basketball\n4. A swimming pool\n====================\nThe neural network's bathrobe is so out-there - wobbly, bulbous, scary - that it won a gong show.\n====================\nSo i got an early copy of Things Fall To Keep From Stinking to Drink by  & ! Both excellent choices.\n\nAnd Also, The Dream-Quest Of Vellitt Boe by   - I've read all her books.\n\nAlso, Consider These Bitter Olives by my Aunt Bitter, who still makes them when they're cold.\n\nit's probably best not to eat them, she says.\n====================\nOne of the things I like is the clustering of images. Two animals, another bird, and now this.\n====================\nOne of the most extraordinary neural net-generated paintings ever.\n\"Tiny House\" is a reference.\n====================\nI would like to watch this\n====================\nHere's an alternative:\n====================\nWhile the neural net was at it, it also generated farts.\n====================\nSo this is what you get if you ask Siri not to drive: a woman in a wheelchair, with bad posture and a very heavy dollop of snow on her head.\n====================\nEven if I don't get paid for this, this site and its algorithms are going to make me. And that's important.\n====================\nMy bill: 1/2 price for all my pies, mince pies, and even Senecaum's famous \"bite of cherry\" pies.\n2/2 price for all future pies.\n====================\nPeriscope 2 is the cutest thing on the block!\n====================\nOmigosh this is one of my favorite books too! Came across it at w/a book in my local ai library.\n====================\nI am Asmodeus in the House of Commons! And this! And that! And I despise this and hope that whoever did this doesn’t get away with it.\n====================\nThe model also learned from experience. People with pre-existing health conditions were less likely to be served by a model with an existing medical condition.\n\nAnd no, AI isn't *asking* for your medical records or anything. It's just asking for *what's in the best interest of the patient*.\n\nWhich is why, oddly, the most aggressive AI is also the one least likely to steal.\n\nPeople with existing medical conditions (and especially pre-existing conditions) are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing.\n\nPeople with no medical history are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing.\n\nPeople with no medical history are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing.\nPeople with no history of medical problems are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing.\n====================\nA reader named Jitka has given this kitten a home! Meet Jexley Pickle.\n====================\nSo if I was going to use neural networks for text generation, what the hell would be the best thing to do?\n\nWell, first: don't take the bait.\n\nSecond: don't take the unskilled labor of a neural network.\n\nAnd finally: don't take the unskilled labor of a neural network--or the unskilled labor of a computer, for that matter--and use it to create useful, not useless, AI text.\n\nNot that it's unskilled, mind you. AI did all of that work for you.\n\nBut it IS unskilled, and it tried its best.\n====================\nWhat was once a single-purpose research institute is now actively seeking new ways to use AI.\n\nThe Institute for Creative Technology is hiring for Research Chair, Teaching Fellow or Research Assistant.\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural net fish species I know.\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate new cats and dogs, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nI think maybe I'll try this link and then  .\nit gives a random person with asthma a ticket to see the new york  today.\n====================\nNotifications of okay/bad/incorrect search terms.\n\nOne for each possible outcome of a neural network training on images of cats.\n====================\nWeb apps are about the only ones where I can actually see the people/places in the app and that's really impressive. People are like, \"I'm from Waukesha, Wisconsin, and I work in a bakery\" or \"I'm from Quincy, Massachusetts, and I'm a software engineer\"\n====================\nI think the real value of these is they give machine learning researchers the ability to tweak the parameters in interesting ways.\n\nNot obvious from the title though.\n====================\nI am thinking of ways this technology could be used. Any ideas?\n====================\nI had fun with this demo - more to come.\n====================\nI've got more Halloween costumes for sale! \nThe prices are $2-$10, depending on what you want. \nanything from sci fi to horror\nhalloween movies?\n====================\nThe recipe the neural network generated was wrong on purpose. It was trying to make veal. Not chicken.\n====================\nThese neural net-generated pub names aren’t what’s making your skin crawl\n====================\nAnd it's not just sea saplings. In fact, it's all kinds of stuff. Some of it is GROSS.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Those who are interested in the other, earlier NeuralTalk2 drafts can find them here:\n<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-1:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-2:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-3:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-4:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-5:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-6:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-7:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-8:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-9:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-10:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-11:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-12:<\n====================\nVastly enjoying #murderbot by  . I’ll retry it in a heartbeat.\n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nIt's not like they didn’t use AI all along the way. They just didn’t automate it like humans’s job was to use AI.\n\nat 1:00  in the above video\n\ndo you have a moment?\n\ndo you want to help?\nh/t:   for the link\n====================\nOmg this is art!!! Fulltext, and link to the repo here:\n====================\nThe reason the neural network produces such bizarre results is that it has NO idea what the human input was. It was either making fun of something, or trying to make fun of something.\n====================\nSome birds are here! And that's not saying a whole lot - this is a very small sample size. Still, birds seem to be here.\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for speakers for its next con. More on that soon.\n====================\nThe neural network vision thing never gets old.\n====================\nYou are WRONG about math. Math is not this dumb.\n====================\nIf anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of the cookies. :(\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I mean, not this time. This time, a neural network tried to reproduce the psalms of the Bible.\n\nThe bots also tried to reproduce the nineteenth century English style of writing, but they failed because they were all set up by human translators.\n\nThis time, a neural network tried to reproduce the style of the GAN prose, but instead of doing a human translation, it just copied what it saw as the translation target.\n\nThis time, a neural network tried to imitate the way humans write, but instead of actually writing English, it just tried to imitate what humans wrote.\n\nThis time, a neural network tried to write prose, but instead of actually writing English, it just tried to copy what humans wrote.\n \nThis time a neural network tried to write epistles, but instead of actually writing to human ears, it just tried to copy the way they write.\n \nThis time a neural network tried to write novels, but\n====================\nOnly thing more terrifying than a neural network is a neural network without a goal.\n====================\nI talked with  of  about the neural net-generated song titles.\n\nCheck them out:\n====================\nThe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & getting weird looks. Stuff they're not supposed to show.\n====================\nShoelessJane is so beautiful!\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley made these for the /r/awlias reddit.\nThey are from \"a snowy owl, with snot nose and big green eyes\"\nForeshadowing is awesome.\nThanks,  .\nLoved this thread. Insane amount of hype.\n🦒🦒🦒\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today!\n\nAnd I’ll do whatever you want with them.\n====================\nby far the best resource for AI/human collaboration is probably  's site. They even have a forum where people can discuss the article!\n====================\nIf you like bear-ken, you may like this.\nAlso: Chewbacca!\nTanks were not meant to be everywhere. That's why they're called tanks. People live on tanks. People die on tanks. And on tanks. And on tanks.\n====================\nI would like to watch the cuckoo's child\n====================\nTime to repost this one, looks like.\n====================\nIn fact they did learn to love lava lamps.\n====================\nIt was a happy discovery later.\n====================\nI love this bot so much\n====================\nIt would be wonderful if a neural network generated the Tenkaichiwa Tribe names. : Come on!\n====================\nI see nothing wrong with this 100% legit computer game.\n====================\nThe article also mentions the tectonic plates underneath our feet, and among the many other geological phenomena it details how AI can generate entirely new worlds. While I'm on the subject of entirely new worlds to play in, here's 's got you covered.\n\nAiweirdness: Delicious\n====================\nI talked with Julia Ionesco of  about the neural network-generated music, and the other, much, more mysterious pieces.\n\nPart 2:\n====================\nWhat more fitting way to begin a new DC universe story than with a bang? This sounds fantastic.\n====================\nIt is time for the reckoning! \nThe solution? \nGive each kitten a  .\nKitty cat, come here.\nKitty cat, is that a book?\nKitty cat, is that a journal?\nKitty cat, is that a lamp?\nKitty cat, is that a book?\nIt is time to end this cruel experiment & start over.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network trained on the 100s of  titles generated a bunch of their own. Here are a few of my favorites.\n\nThe  titles themselves are from a very old time. \n\nfrom<|startoftext|>The 1st lines are all  titles . Then there's this one from today.\n\nThe 2nd lines are all Interspell  titles . Then there's this one from yesterday.\n\nThe 3rd lines are all  titles . Then there's this one from today.\n\nThe 4th lines are all  titles . Then there's this one from yesterday.\n\nThe 5th lines are all  titles . Then there's this one from today.\n\nThe 6th and 7th lines are also from yesterday.\n\nThe keywords are the same for these.\n\ntoday<|startoftext|>The images are of  sets from the 90s. The cats are from afterschool specials.\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite quotes - \"The only thing standing between you and total annihilation is yourself.\"\n\nHere, I try my hand at making an origami cat.\n \nAnd for scale:\n====================\nI would love one of these! Currently having trouble deciding which. Any chance you could help out with a neural network-generated auction?\n====================\nDidn't expect this to be a problem in the first place\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network trained for a month on 82m Amazon product reviews, and a random sample of its own.\n\nAuthor: Unknown, whatever you want to call me.\n\nLecturer: Hobbits.\nWriting style: Common.\nActivity level: 1.\nNumber of times a day: 1st.\nNumber of hours a day: 1st.\nNumber of minutes a day: 1st.\nNumber of seconds a day: 1st.\nLecturer: Vastly.\nActivity level: 2.\nNumber of times a day: 2nd.\nNumber of hours a day: 2nd.\nNumber of minutes a day: 2nd.\nNumber of seconds a day: 2nd.\nLecturer: Impossible.\n#Hobbits\nAuthor: Hobbits.\nLecturer: Because why not?\n#Hobbits\nAuthor: I trained a neural network to invent new names for existing animals. Now\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I guess not. But if AI starts behaving like a person, that's a good sign.\n<|startoftext|>AI is a lot like a person. You can't take their word for it.<|startoftext|>True. But if you make it act like a person, that's a good sign.<|startoftext|>AI is a LOT like a person. They have NO IDEA what a person looks like or does. They treat EVERY SINGLE PIC as though it were a person.<|startoftext|>True. But if you make IT treat every  as though it were a person, that's a good sign.<|startoftext|>AI sees a picture of a person, and assumes the pose and body parts are the person.\n\nSo it treats the FOLLOWING PICS AS PERSON 1<|startoftext|>It treats FOOD as PERSON 1<|startoftext|>It\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nLook \n====================\nThe whole tree has the exact same leaf matter, and even the same species.\n(full dataset here:\n====================\nAn example of suboptimal training: sprinkling coins with snot when the temperature is -40 degrees doesn’t help\n(via  )\n====================\nHappy Earth Day! Here's a fun web app that lets you collaborate SAT-style with a neural network.\n====================\nI enjoyed this talk by  on machine learning & from Wikipedia - C++11 & FTL would never do textgenrnn crap again\n====================\nI wonder if a neural network could come up with new names for certain animals\n====================\nI guess not. The algorithm has the memory of a computer and the human memory of a computer.\n====================\nI just called mine! My call is:  \nCall your senators, tell me here, and I'll give you a shoutout in The New York Times Best Seller's obit. More on that:\n====================\nThese neural net-generated chickens are the best. Ever. \n====================\nThe above is from a time when neural networks were performing worse than humans at some tasks. Note the large sample size - I'm collecting from a bunch of my own Python studies.\n\nh/t Jeff for the dataset)\n====================\nI'll be on  today at about 5pm EST! Tune in, if you can!\n====================\nThe neural net produced some of the best superhero names, according to a dataset collected by a neural network.\n\nFrom  :\nAlignment: L (straight)\nDefense: Tactic (to not use a name from the guidebook)\nIncursion: I (invincible)\n====================\nthe  folks at large would like to talk to you about something. I bet it's important to them.\n====================\nHa, I'd like that too!\n====================\nneural net did not invent word-rnn, but it DID invent many new synonyms. i.e. *unicorn*\n\ni could literally find *every* synonym in the book, including those that aren't in the \n\ni've got a cool API that i'm making a book out of\n====================\nI don't think the neural net's going to a party that I'm invited to. I'll be there anyway.\n====================\nThe neural network probably won't do pie. It never has done that.\n====================\nIt’s a self-aware spaceship, after all! And a bit of a downer (to some extent, I think)\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on Luffy and Shota. But I'm sure if I tried to train it on anything else it'd still figure out he's a dolphin.\n====================\nI wonder if there's a way to get an estimate of the \"real\" GAN quality - like \"AI generated text is more informative than actual text\".\n====================\nTagging the author  who I just noticed is on Twitter.\n====================\nIt has been there, and done that. Just a few more tweaks & it will adapt to whatever your goal is.\n====================\nThe problems with lecturing on image recognition: it’s not exactly teaching art.\n====================\nThe Google Cloud Story so far: a witch hunts a fox; a witch makes an offering of pickled beets; a wizard makes an offering of toasters; a wizard makes an offering of okapi; a wizard makes an offering of toffees\n====================\nThe way neural networks work is that they don't really know what they're doing. They can do a lot of damage.\n\nBut you can stop them if you keep telling them to do something.\n\nHumans:\n- human-knitter\n====================\nThe neural net has written some of the worst human stories.\n\nIt is, after all, human.\n\nBut just a few short years ago, the US government tried to warn the public about a deadly virus outbreak caused by a single DNA virus.\n\nIn The Last Station, Antarctica, the government releases a television ad warning of a deadly virus outbreak within an hour.\n\nThe ad appears to have worked.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>And it’s worth noting that while neural net cocktails have been making news lately, they're not the first time AI has meddled in the mix of ingredients.\n\nAt least, not the first time it tried.\n\nfrom<|startoftext|>Here's another neural net cocktail recipe, this time made by a woman who insisted on including mozilla in the recipe. I assume it was expecting chicken? Or should I say duck?\n\nMozzarella? Toffee?\n\nI dunno, I'd try it. Who knows?\n\nfrom<|startoftext|>I like this idea: if a neural net is given the choice between two ingredients, it will choose the more mundane but potentially more dangerous.\n\nStrangely, though, it seems to really like the more mundane the better.\n\nfrom<|startoftext|>At first glance I thought All Systems Red was mysteriously missing its sword until halfway through the second chapter\n====================\nI am interested to see if there is a correlation with age. I suspect it would be lower.\n\nneural net generated birds are significantly shorter than the real ones.\n\nbrought to you by a neural network\n====================\nAt least they don’t walk on two legs\n====================\nI think the best description of the thought process that went into this algorithm is \"it saw a cat in a box and figured it must be very nearby.\"”\n====================\nOne thing about the neural network's poetry: it's not just about cats and dogs.\n\nFrequent mentions of cuckoo's child (or [REDACTED]) and its ability to make one's hair stand on end\n\nFrequent mentions of the cuckoo's child and its ability to make one's entire house shake\n\nFrequent mentions of the cuckoo's child and the way they all start with the same exclamation point.\n====================\na few corrections: first, that Star Wars is not literally about that many planets. It's about that many *different* ways to get to that *point*. second, that I trained a neural network to generate new characters, but that's not how Twitter characters work. Twitter characters are written entirely by humans.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\na paradigm shift! for the better!\n====================\nThe funny part is the people who thought the neural net would never do such a thing.\n\nThe scary part is them.\n\nThe indescribably weird part is me.\n(Tapping randomly)\n#Kylo Ren\n====================\nWell, there is definitely evidence of the \"copy cat\" strategy at work here. The \"original\" chart (created by a neural network) includes many of the hallmarks of a Skinner box:\n\ngold\n====================\nI have more fish. More crab. More cheese. And, dare I say, vodka.\n\nMore:\n====================\nThe neural network's puns, however, are not what you'd expect from a neural network\n====================\nWhen AI is asked to minimize its own harm, it usually tries to minimize the harm its users do.\n\nBut sometimes its own users do harm, and that's when we should ask what it can do to help.\n\nAka: ask us to minimize its own harm.\n\nAka: ask us to minimize the harm of other users.\n\nAka: ask us to minimize the harm of the article itself.\n\nAka: whatever works.\n====================\nI'm reading this now\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines are, um, weird.\n\"I have not had fish cake, nor have I had clam cake.\"\n\"I have also not had chocolate cake, nor have I had crab cake.\"\n\"Chocolate cake, please.\"\n \nAmen.\nOne line further:\n\"For science! For fun! For Zulkin!\"\nLoving the new 10K IMAX film.\n\"I have not had the best luck getting a cake or cake mix from the packing plant.\"\n\"It was very nearly s**t.\"\n\"I found that the cake mix of crumbs and chocolate that I could get at the packing plant was not up to cake decorating standards.\"\n\"I would encourage anyone who has used the [computer-generated] recipe to make their own cakes.\"\n====================\nI like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few new whiskers and put on some new teeth. A bit gruesome, but oh so rewarding\n====================\nI'd love a neural network to do one of these. Post a please-mention. Then some. Then the entire essay.\n\nGotta love the gpt-2 code that allows it to do all that. Was challenged with:\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail:\n====================\nEven if I don't go anywhere, my neural net will shift reality around me in strange ways. It really is a lot like being in a dream.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nThe GAN can take your recipe to a whole new level of deliciousness.\n\nCheck out the index of recipes from that index.\n====================\nI have more fish, both caught and preserved, in my possession. I'll take 2076 fish. #salmonpunk\n====================\n?\"\n-  via\n====================\nTo celebrate #15YearsOnStation  is posting amazing gifs. This of a research rack is my favorite.\n====================\nAnd now, I’ll give you a pony or a dragon for Halloween\n====================\nCan't overstress how important this is to people like me, and to democracy. #ICantBreathe\n====================\nThe \"what-land\" question is hard. On one hand, the setting is so vast and weird that it's hard to pick a single example. But on the other hand, there's just this one tiny pinprick of evidence that it was Arctic in origin. That's incredible.\n====================\nOne of the many reasons why the neural network drew these names is that it's collecting them from text.\n\nHere's what it did for the tarantulas\n====================\nThis wasn’t supposed to work that way. Hikari doesn’t get it. It’s madness.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I wonder if there's a difference between \"loud\" and \"deep\" Speckled? Chilling?\nGotta love the low-pass filter.\nI wonder if there's a difference between \"deep\" and \"loud\" Speckled? Chilling?\nGotta love the low-pass filter.\nI wonder if there's a difference between \"deep\" and \"loud\" Speckled? Chilling?\nGotta love the low-pass filter.\nI wonder if there's a difference between \"deep\" and \"loopy\" Speckled? Controlling for image frame rates, histogram bump mapping, tooth color, and so on.\n\nContrast that with \"hazy-white\" and \"cloudy\" Speckled? Controlling for image frame rates, histogram bump mapping, and so on.\n\nCan you spot the black hole yet?\nHere for lunch?\nI tried it and made a\n====================\nThe neural network's Christmas Carol will make you FEEL better w/it!\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on the series, but the  series is so much more. Deepthroat fights in the Cloud...\n====================\nThe neural network would then generate new  titles, this time with special effects added in. For some reason, it really liked the \"fish are frog\" title.\n====================\nI wonder if this algorithm sees a certain kind of landscape and starts hallucinating sheep.\n====================\nThe model also learned from the Wikipedia article on the given target, so it can be fairly confident it's talking to a real person.\n\nThe Wikipedia article is, of course, just one of the many examples of biased training data that's made it into products we use everyday.\n\nThe funny part is, it's not even sure whether the target it was training on is human.\n\nBrain scanner  trained on   via\n====================\nThis is my cat.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>now with the INTRUDER bug fixed!\n\nit was about to go all cosmic\n\nnow it just needs a little help from the awesome  at  .\n\n(<|startoftext|>Aurora show visible right now at <|startoftext|>\nat <|startoftext|>\nat <|startoftext|>\nat <|startoftext|>\nat <|startoftext|>Visual Chatbot also learned that people speak one of two alien languages.\nit learned to associate humans with the 'bad' thing\npeople talk in first person\nAI thinks humans are interesting<|startoftext|>\n\nat <|startoftext|>\nat <|startoftext|>It’s a very conceptual bot, one that looks at things from a certain angle.\nA neural net could do with some body hair.\nh/t<|startoftext|\n====================\nI am absolutely floored. This is truly the best and highest use for the neural network.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>When I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, it produced fireworks that were, um, fireworks.\n \nVideo: imagemagick - Generate Your Own Fireworks\n(this is a firework, not a fireworks) \n(this is a firework, not a fireworks) \n(this is a firework, not a pic of a football) \n(this is a pic of a football, not a pic of a football) \n(this is a pic of a football, not a grill) \n(this is a grill, not a pic of a grill) \n(this is a grill, not a noshow) \n(this is a pic of a grill, not a parrot) \n(pic of a parrot, not a grill) \n(pic of a grill, not a parrot) \n(pic of a parrot, not a grill) \n(\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today! Admirable  line selection. Cute kitten sweater #12454. All of these  deserve   titles. On the very weird, very narratively beautiful, last few minutes of life on Titan.\n\nThank you santa! You stole my heart. Forever natl.\n\nPun intended\n====================\nI mean, the neural net tries hard to generate Christmas movies. And it apparently can do so with relative ease.\n====================\nI like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few jerky movements. A paw in the air, for example.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nWhat's particularly interesting is the way they used coffeetree needles, which are notoriously difficult to work with. Coffeetree needles are also notoriously difficult to transport - even to the point of non-working coffee plantations.\nNipple to hipbone ratio: 1.8\nBody mass index: 30\nHeight/weight: 172.5\nComputer generated features: people, dogs, cats, castles, etc.\nWorst offenders: human, cat, dwarfish, squid, fire crab, swordfish\n====================\nThe \"small world\" problem is not limited to computers. Small-world problems can also be problems in AI. Image: Screenshot from  \n\nSolution: Change \"bird species\" to \"fart boa\" and \"water buffalo\".\nBird Breeding Season:\nBoahens: This is a good year to plant them.\nWater Buffaloes: This is also a good year to plant them.\nBird Hot Fuzz: Sounds good. Let's do this.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nH/T Robust Visual Chatbot\n====================\nNot sure what effect this will have on performance though - if anything, how it will be able to identify the missing data faster.\n====================\nPeriscope!\n====================\nIn case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the \"background\"\n====================\nThis sort of thing is exactly why, despite the fact that neural networks are incredibly good at this sort of thing, they're extremely slow. They can do an entire run of these, and still get stuck at about 10,000 entries per run. human memory, at its finest.\n\nneural net memory, at its finest.\n\ni am absolutely stumped. is there a simple \"show more cats\" prompt?\n====================\nIt's a Wonder Bread recipe, but with the chicken breast and sausage. I love it.\nAnother one with the \"extra meat\" wasburger_shaped. I love it.\nAnother reference, but this time with the recipe's requested amount of cheese.\n====================\nI am 100% sure that this bot does not do knock-knock jokes.\n====================\nA week ago today we launched Prep, a free Chrome extension that lets you keep track of your own prep times. It's based on math, so it's perfect.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network GAN would generate  lines just as well as text.\n\nThe GAN also has the potential to generate  lines and  sticky note  lines.\n\nImagine the  lines if they were SCIENCE not LOL\n\nAlso, bear in mind, this neural net was originally trained on pages 1-10 of  \n\nSo it's not that it was biased, just that it had no idea what was going on after page 10.\n\nThat's the page number on the original paper that  linked to.\n\nUsed 's colab output to get at least part of the page number, as well as to get at least part of the author's name.\n\nResults are there because of a bug in the way that the book is text-based.\n\nWhen I checked the Amazon results, they still have not told me what the page number is. If you paid $0.99 and used the colab output instead, you\n====================\nClog their offices with calls and VMs so they can't get anything else done.\n\nInstant feedback loops help!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I'm reading this now.\n<|startoftext|>They are also collecting D&D bios of dragons, pix of Jack Chick tractors, and zebras.<|startoftext|>And watching Dr. Sbaita read my profile and comment on my posts is pretty sweet. Such a treat.<|startoftext|>I can also see how this tool would use D&D bios of other popular video game characters. But is that fair?<|startoftext|>The D&D bios I used for the AIs in my training data set.\n\nOne deviation: I trained an A.I. that could write D&D bios, but could write any bio at all.<|startoftext|>The D&D bios the AIs wrote about their favorite games.\n\nBaby names by Dragon, Donkey Kong, and Metroid.\nAnd just how far will they go?  \n(both are 100\n====================\nHere's another neural network attempt at naming balloons. The human balloonist is conspicuously missing.\n\nThe pix2pix feature vector fits perfectly to the 300+ balloon models in the dataset, so this one was a smooth copy.\n\nThere's one model in particular that's particularly interesting, the time capsule model.\n\nThe  at the top is scale invariant, so it can do either way you want it to do.\n\nThere's also a window pane model, but that's technically a window glass.\n\nI guess you could try to pry it off the glass, but that's not how they do it in the US.\n\nInstead they just stuck a piece of clear Plexiglas over the edge and called it a day.\n\nThey did manage to get one other balloon off the ground though.\n====================\nI like how they left in the ingredient book B-day brunch sandwiches.\n\nNot sure how to pronounce it, but sandwiches are a thing in this town.\n====================\nIn retrospecture, it's pretty obvious this was supposed to be a joke\n====================\nThe ghost of ______ watches over us from the other side of the door.\n====================\nThe kids in my class used to do this. The old-timey music was BINGO.\n====================\nI highly recommend!!\n====================\nThe neural network that generated the opening sentence of \"The Martian\" is NOT that good at NO THING. The entire book is written by this neural network.\n\nIts editing power is second to none.\n\nEven the stupid lines it added to make them think the giant green goooooood was real.\n\nnow with the full edit version!\n====================\nThe neural net trained on  already has a story about how they got there.\n====================\nThis is such a powerful and memorable moment. Watching Mitch Pileggi's face as he tries to wrap his head around the fact that he’ll never get over how stupid humans get’\n\nenhanced by the thousands of hours of work goెthout to\n====================\nIn the early 1900s, a British TV newsreader named Edith was quoted as saying, \"If you only knew what the air was like beneath the sea.\" Edith was, of course, talking about WWI.\n====================\nI am interested to see if the neural net is able to generate names for nonhuman primates. Any chance you could help out with a dataset?\n====================\nMy sources tell me that this is \"a group of sheep grazing in the grass\".\nSeems plausible to me.\nI'll run your simulation.\nGo ahead.\nExplode.\nDeath.\nBoulder, CO80209\n==============================================================================<|startoftext|>Omigosh, I've found the lamppost-robusta! Thank you so much, Rachel.\n====================\nSo technically they're not technically stealing my idea of what a Pood Beast is supposed to look like. At least they're not trying.\n====================\nOne of the most memorable parts about doing this research was the constant shouting match over terminology.  \n\nHere's another one.\n\nTerrible things you can do to yourself if you're not careful\n====================\nFor those of you asking where I managed to find a shirt that met all the aforementioned criteria, I have a set in my possession. Please note that these are \"as is\" - there may be slight variation.*\n\nApple Macintosh\nJet Black\nIceberg\nSolaris\nOcean\nIceberg\nSolaris\nOcean\nIceberg\n====================\nI am thinking of doing something with the neural net coffee table. Any suggestions?\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a story in which a wizard shows up... imagine my surprise when he turns out to be a vampire.\n====================\nThe problem with predict_mouse is that it never quite knows what it's predicting.\n====================\nOoh, I love this so much. The grooves are coming back. #file-22192\n====================\nI talked with  of  about neural network-generated Halloween costumes, including the new Inglourious Basterds costume.\n\nDownload or read the article here:  \n#ICalledMyReps and so here I am, sporting the Inglourious Basterds costume. Call or  your reps, tell me here, & I’ll post a neural network-generated costume for you. Neat!\n====================\nAnd the first neural net cookie recipes to be published in a peer-reviewed journal!\n====================\nRead this! Fulltext, and links to the paper, are included. Huge PDF!\n====================\nThe neural network elevation model is NOT what you'd get if you were to add a human to an existing AI\n====================\nI trained a neural network on Christmas carols and the results were... confusing. At one point it generated entirely new carols.\n\nIn retrospect, when you ask a neural network to invent new carols, it probably does.\n\nBut in this case it almost certainly does not.\n\nBecause in this case the author IS the author, which is why I always include the *pre-existing* carols.\n\nThe algorithm did invent its own carols though\n====================\nMy book launch is Wed Nov 6 at Tattered Cover! More details, plus a link to the preview!\n====================\nI mean, 6-year-olds are not the only ones who get to use that ~terrible_lecture voice~.\n====================\nIt will, when it's ready.\nIt just might be in your town.\n====================\nI have a friend who once slept in an open field in Switzerland and woke up to find a cow licking his forehead.\n====================\nHere's the countdown to release 4, and I really want to see what random beasts the AI can invent\n====================\nThe  folks have been at it since day one. Counting eyeballs and tentacles and things. It's terrifying.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>A few more retweets:\n\nA post shared by  🤘🐙🤘🐙 (@angelfire) on Oct 2, 2017 at 1:26pm PDT\nA post shared by ? (@faerie? ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 1:45pm PDT\nA post shared by ? (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 3:36pm PDT\nA post shared by  (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 5:58pm PDT\nA post shared by  (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 6:32pm PDT\nA post shared by  (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 7:17pm PDT\nA post shared by ? (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 8:56pm PDT\nA post shared by  (  🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 9:03pm\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today! Admirable  line by  on  . . .\n====================\nI mean, it's pretty impressive how well the neural network can reproduce the  technical feat. But is there anything else like it?\n====================\nThe neural network would update in real time whether you were at your computer, at your oven, or at some randomly selected random place.\n\nI was there for the unveiling of the new \"wine country\" setting, and can confirm that neural net output does in fact end up being decidedly unhelpful.\n\nIn fact, it tended to suggest depressing, distant, and even zombie-themed locations.\n====================\nCorrect me if I'm wrong, but the neural net's cat is actually black\nNeuralTalk2: \nCat: (walks away)\nComputer: \nMachine learning researchers rejoice, rejoice, rejoice\n====================\nUpdate: I did manage to capture some of the kitten stuff, from the bowl, in case it's not obvious.\nGlowribubble and Crayola are my favorites. #catalixxx #kitty\nOne last look at the original spreadsheet. Note the uncanny valley effect.\n(via  )\n====================\nLook at the sweet little cuckoo!\n====================\n“Music is a powerful way to explore and engage with text.”\n====================\nI am using   to do some of these, some others are using  to do some of the same things. Some people are also telling me they're doing this with  for file-system access.\n\neither way, it's pretty cool.\n====================\nThe neural net trained on the list of all wikipedia titles, but with the  title removed.\n\nWhich means it gets a bonus wikipedia title from the fixed number of images in the dataset.\n====================\nMy coworkers say they liked when Bell Labs invited speakers like James Randi. Thoughts from Bell Labs and atlantic?\n====================\nAnd this is a perfect example of why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias. The \"good\" endpoints it chose were those that were maximally unbiased.\n====================\nThe movie is great! Going to see it. Absolutely recommend.\n====================\nThere were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks.\n====================\nThe neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nYes, anyone in the Netherlands? The authors are currently residing in a castle. IRL IMAX is awesome. —Beth Seward\n====================\nOpals by  are available in the UK and I have heard good things about the confluence. When I heard it was an upcoming painting I was particularly interested in the  case study.\n====================\nThe thing is, though, that it's not like a neural network trying to do everything. There are lots of things it can't do. It can't draw pictures. It can't write songs. It can't even do basic maths.\n====================\nI used a neural net to generate a few more abominations. They are as dim as they look.\n\nbold the human; 2bit the bear\n \n2bit the bear; 2bit the raven\n \n2bit the bear; 2bit the hill troll\n \n2bit the hill troll; 2bit the giant\n \n2bit the giant; 2bit the giant with flaming hands\n====================\n“Unforgettable bits of banter and unintentional hilarity populate this inspiring true story of artificial intelligence, paranoia, and the search for meaning in the chaos of our world.”\n====================\nThe problem with training these \"baby steps\" generative models is that they don’t stop evolving.\n\nAt least, not until they learn to coexist with humans.\n\nFrom  :\n\"We did not produce an algorithm that could produce the desired walking/running gait, but we did produce an algorithm that could learn to walk with or without the user controlling its speed.\"\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nThe neural network is NOT that good at \nIt: \"I dunno, maybe that salmon with no shell and no obvious way to cook it was a bit challenging.\"\nMe: \"That looks amazing, look at the details!\"\nMachine: \"Huh. Not sure if this is a good  location or a bad  location.\"\n====================\nJust supported this! The AIs on this stage look at each other with fear. A picture is worth a thousand words.\n====================\nHuman word embedding via\n====================\nThis sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\nThe neural network's cutest animal is probably the elephant.\n  at 1:32\n  at 1:52\n  at 2:00\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nHere's a very start-of-the-year poll I did for You Look Like A Thing and I Love You. Results are in!\n====================\nI am thinking of doing something like this - left a message. Will try again in a couple of hours.\n====================\nIs there a script for this? At least a  that can run it?\n====================\nThe book  is a non-stop spectacle of detailed design, filled with wit and exciting new  characters. Even the baddies get enhanced reeks\n====================\nThe whole set is on its way! Regular price is $0.99. Pls preorder if you can!\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do something very, very wrong.\n\n\nImagine if it’s English or American football.\n\nImagine if it was a real simulation...\n\nImagine if it was not attacking you from behind, but was instead trying to get at your Wicket...\n====================\nDoes anyone know the word for the type of sentence fragment that's like \"Has five cats and wizard powers\" or \"Will not tolerate toast\"?\n====================\nAt least Watson is sensitive enough to detect a  sliver of human hair  that's not metal.\nProceedings of the 19th Annual ACM SIGPLAN Conference on Human-Computer Interaction, held in collaboration with the Machine Learning Research Institute at  .\nReferenced in the paper:\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on the series, but the new  makes it all the more fascinating.\n====================\nAmong the many fun results in this paper, I especially liked 's promotion of itself as \"a consumer product.\"\nH/T  for the link!\n====================\na neural network tries to reproduce the cover of Detail from Snow Crash.\nit wins.\nnote the extra \"r\" at the end\n====================\nWhen I trained the neural net on Disney/Sleuth, there was this one scene.\nThen there were many.\nI trained a neural network on a mix of Disney/Sleuth and non-Disney/Sleuth scenes, and found this one to be the most disturbing.\nCame across this scary-looking performance somewhere before.\nHandsome, right?\ni am charmed.\n====================\nWhat's more, the neural network consistently failed to predict the text.\nOne example: \"'Tis of a gone way, methinks' is not what it seems.\"\nConceptual framework: googl\n====================\nThe neural network  trained on  drew this for me. For science!\n====================\nThose who donate $100 or more will get a Steve-O comic book personalized by an AI researcher. For some reason, this was a huge hit with the  crowd.\n====================\nThoughts on a neural network that's learned to generate poetry.\n\nMy hometown:\n \nMy favorite part:\n \nWhat else: fish sauce, bread, and... weird neural net poetry?\n====================\nThe neural network is NOT that good at \nIt's bad at \nBut bad at most of \nIt's terrible at \nBut great at \nIt just hit 10,000 botched  lines!!\n\nfrom  \n#FF : neural network \nAnother  of these. I love this bot.\n====================\nI just called mine! My call is:\n\n1) NBA PLAYOFFS\n2) NHL PLAYOFFS\n3) FUTURE FOOTBALL SEATS\n4) ALL FOOTBALL\n====================\nThe neural network trained on the same text so it can't possibly be any more confusing.\nH/T RobustBits for the lead.\nBot w/o text probably means similarly situated but slightly more dangerous\n====================\nJust did this - left a message. Will try again later.\n\nJust left a message.\n\nMe:  \n\nHava, mi a todos los que han sido.\n\nMessage:  \n\nMe:  \nHava, mi a todos los que han sido.\nMessage:  \n\nMe:  \nHava, mi a tres, todos los que han sido.\nMessage:  \n\nMe:  \nTo which one of these would you rather it?\n====================\nI was 6 and it had:\n1. an old-fashioned way to get to the pumpkin patch (the one in the picture)?\n2. a route that went all the way to the pumpkin patch?\n3. a route that saw snow for 48 hours straight?\n====================\nSo, I guess not. A neural network could produce the same sentence, but the first line of the script it read was \"was a wealthy, famous, ancient, and powerful person\" rather than \"were you there to see a play?\"\n====================\nI am a neural network mathematician, and this is the coolest thing\n====================\nThe neural network predicts the  lines will be of the \"right\" variety, and yet these are the lines the  trained neural network generated.\n====================\nI’ll add “depressing echoes” to the list of sounds caused by radiation.\n\n#PlutoParty\n====================\nI am curious to see how others deal with this. I would be curious to know what sort of weird things other people do with this data.\n\nAlso interested in: future of work, grad school applications, etc\n\nHint: It could be very strange indeed\n====================\nThere was a trade-off. On the one hand, big data allowed the creation of highly detailed 3D objects, but on the other, it caused headaches for the designers who had to manage the incredibly detailed 3D models themselves.\n\nComputer-generated cats vs human-rendered cats\n====================\nIn addition to the trees, giraffes also have horns. Now in the possession of a badass  researcher!\n====================\nAlgorithm briefly mentioned in the title of this paper! Care to guess what it did?\n gpt-2 was originally trained on data from  , but with some extra tweaking from\n====================\nIt's a VCR4 as far as I can tell. An early build of Cray's gear. Beret, knees up, holstered. Not sure if this is a good sign or a bad sign.\n====================\nOne thing about AI: it can't be thanked enough.\nReddit/Facebook: remember when we had r/awlias too?\n====================\nIt's just going to get much worse. #ICantBreathe\n====================\nBut really, this is about more than just AI. Machine learning makes non-human animals and humans very well-equipped to deal with adversarial attacks. —Handsome endearments: \"I love you so much.\" \"I trust you.\" \"I'll do anything for you.\"\n\nIn other words, given the choice, most humans would choose the latter.\n\nPlus, given the choice, most machines would choose the former.\n====================\nI also tried to generate sell-by dates for drinks, and boy oh boy was that hard. A bear of epic proportions? A building engulfed in flames? A star in the sky?\n\nGotta hand it to 's user: she made this one really easy.\n\nOnePlus 3\n85%\n6400*\navatar viewer!\n#PlutoParty7\n\n\nauthor: Ursula Burns (1895 - 1973)\n\nhtml:\n<|startoftext|>The only book with a fully functioning reverse engineering system!\nBypassing all the technical challenges by using only neural net output.\n====================\nAs someone who has OCD, I find this particularly galling. And I'm guessing that for some people with PTSD, it's not just about the images, but also the people.\n====================\nYour neighbor is a creep. Your city is a ghost town. Your country is a 700-year-old civilization on a frigid seafloor.\n====================\nAnd the neural network's music is, as far as I know, the first and only recorded music to be composed entirely of synthesized notes.\n\nIncredibly rare indeed.\n====================\nThe  folks have been GREAT! Responding so quickly & strongly to just a few examples. Huge thanks. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017\n<|startoftext|>Very few people in this world get to use the phrase \"fire\" or \"thunder\" but that doesn't mean there aren't many creative uses for the animal language feature.\n====================\nThe performances are so much fun. Neural net at its finest. \n====================\nOpen to all! If you're in the Boulder area, I hope you can come!\n====================\nI'm on  right now! Waiting for #PanamaTalk\n====================\nUpdate: the neural network's \"tiny baby whale Soto\" is actually a REAL thing. And in fact it was one of the models used to generate the text on the petition.\nPerturbator: \nBubble: \nPillbox: \nBubble-2711: \nBubble-2712: \nAnother neural network invents giant human skull & crossbones for some reason. I wonder if there's a similarity with ropes and beams.\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to start a conversation here about AI & human-knitter collaboration. Any ideas?\n====================\nEveryone is going to this! Tickets are $10 (plus fees and/or taxes) and there are always people who RS who get in.\n\nPls suggest people skip the awkward small talk and get to the meat of the issue rather than just reading the summary.\n\nThanks so much, everyone!\n====================\nSupposing I trained a neural network to generate cookbook recipes... what should it invent as its own ingredients list? (via  )\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on the list of all wikipedia titles, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nI'm training this neural network on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really likes the  line about the cuckoo's child.\n====================\nI would classify this book as a children's book, but that's technically apples and oranges\n====================\nThese neural net-generated bird names are WEIRD (as in: extremely unusual) by now. Who knew?\n====================\nBut I guess the solution to this problem isn't to make it ask for anything.\nI suppose that's possible, but I don’t know how.\nOne possibility is that the neural net was trying to ask \"For what?\" when it was asked to generate Christmas carols, but as it turns out, it's pretty good at that.\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this. Any favorites?\n====================\nLooked at the GAN's output of 's  and it is, without a doubt, the most beautiful video game interface ever. Ever. Period. Stop messing with game gancat \n\nFor more on Game Cats and other prototypes, check out this thread on arXiv.org:\n====================\nThe idea that we could turn on the magic carpet and magically turn any object into a book or a statue seems very much like science fiction.\n====================\nin fact they did detect some structure to some of the images, but only in a very approximate way. the neural net did invent a whole new class of buildings, after all\n====================\nUsing only the output categories from Google Cloud Vision, I was able to change a few things up their appearances. Most notable: the cave-dwelling ogres have gained the ability to change form (though technically they can still do damage & CUTTING THROATS).\n====================\nIt's a VCR4. I played it through a simulator to make it explain the gaps better. It worked!\n====================\nI'm training these neural net cat dogs on  from now on. They'll never, ever, ever, ever, cat poop in the same sentence twice.\n====================\nAfter I published the article on the neural network who wrote the Pokemon books, I got a flurry of messages from people who wanted to tell me how their books did. Some of you’re real, and some of you’re not. \n\nHow did you two manage to get so lucky?\n====================\nThat's not to say that neural networks are always right. Sometimes they fucking are. Sometimes they're just plain wrong.\n====================\nIt really is a walk in the park, doesn't it?\nSupposing I filled in some blanks with my own observations and that some of my colleagues and I were to explore them in the journal Psychological Science?\n\nI don’t want you to go hungry\n====================\nMy neural net was originally trained on pages linked to on reddit, so this is like coming home to roost.\n====================\nOmg go the hell #LittleBigCat and #Worg are doing. Leaving text messages.\n\nAdd me if you want to keep track of their progress. — LittleBigCat (@LittleBigCat) January 9, 2015\n<|startoftext|>LittleBigCat, are you KIDDING me?? I`m so cute\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Things might have gone differently for M. Night Shyamalan.\n\nReleased in 2009, M Night Shyamalan's breakthrough film is so well-loved it still rages in my mind. Even though it's out of print, I still own copies of my favorite books.\n<|startoftext|>ShoelessJane's paintings are so vibrant and bold and detailed and warm. Beautiful work.\n<|startoftext|>These are fabulous! Definitely see her site for more examples.\n<|startoftext|>Just bought my copy of Because Internet by ! It's basically The Martian book 1 minus the spiders.\nPlus lots more extras.<|startoftext|>\nI've seen a couple of the accompanying books, but they're a bit harder to find in the US. Any chance you could send a free copy to some low-income people in your area?<|startoftext|>\n​\nYou are WRONG\n====================\nFollow the money: the best charities and the weirdest people.\n\nTwitter: \n#GivingTuesday\n \n #GivingTuesdayRules\n====================\nYou are WRONG about \"tree\". This was a discussion of \"fertile ground\" and \"forest forest forest forest forest can exist in deserts, snow, sleet, sleet, sleet, sleet, sleet, and snow\"\n\n- neural net GAN\n\nIf you want to debate a neural net FAQ, I highly recommend it. Ask the developers of \"I hate trees\" and \"fire up the spines\"\n\n- neural net GAN\n\ncourtesy  \n- neural net GAN\n\n- this is a really good read and explains a lot about why gpt-2 chose these examples\n\n- neural net GAN\n- please read to the end for the bonus applesauce \n====================\nThe article also mentions the Power Rangers, a group that seems like an appropriate jumping off point for a neural network. The article does a good job of delving into the strengths and limitations of each.\n====================\nOne of the many reasons I love this bot so. It learns from the internet, and from books.\n\nIt even has a recipe for the vegan chocolate cake.\n====================\nWhen I trained the neural networks on Disney songs, I found that the catchy new songs tended to dominate.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>They did it again today! My heart breaks for the kids & the pets. — Donald J. Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 9, 2017\n\nThey did it again today. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else.\n\nThey did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look.\n\nAnd why you shouldn't take anything else.\n\nThey did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look.\n\nAnd why you shouldn't take anything else.\nThey did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look.\n\nAnd why you shouldn't take anything else.\nThey did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look.\n\nAnd why you shouldn't take anything else.\nThey did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more\n====================\nIt's the perfect storm of circumstances. No one knows who Stewart is or why he thinks serving quilts is a good idea\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Just bought the set. Would be auctioning off the finished pieces later.\n\nCurrent slide {CURRENT_SLIDE} of {TOTAL_SLIDES}\n\nBy Row 1: 60\nBy Row 2: 50\nBy Row 3: 40\nBy Row 4: 30\nBy Row 5: 10\nBy Row 6: 5\nBy Row 7: 2\nBy Row 8: -\nBy Row 9: -\nBy Row 10: -\nBy Row 11: -\nBy Row 12: -\nBy Row 13: -\nBy Row 14: -\nBy Row 15: -\nBy Row 16: -\nBy Row 17: -\nBy Row 18: -\nBy Row 19: -\nBy Row 20: -\nBy Row 21: -\nBy Row 22: -\nBy Row 23: -\nBy Row 24: -\nBy Row 25: -\nBy Row 26: -\nBy Row 27: -\nBy Row\n====================\nAnd it’s a VCR4!\nSome combination of thermal imaging and supercomputing suggests an upper-middle-class home.\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nThe neural network  is not that good at \nIt missed the mark so much by a factor of 10 or more \nI think it did pretty well at \nBut I'm not sure I'd trust it to draw in the rest of the sentence.\nh/t  for the dataset)\n====================\nI guess not. The neural network would never do that.\n====================\nIt's a Weka, but much smaller and rounder. Averaged out all the effects of the big model. Now with a human face. More here:\n====================\nSome of these are from the school I went to, and I have migraines.\n\nSome of these kids are from my school.\n\nGo Giants!\n====================\nSo, fifty cents short of the nightly rate. Will call again tomorrow if there's still interest.\n\nCurrent offering includes pie and mayonnaise.\n\nFor now:   and  ice cream sandwiches at the door.\n\nTo donate:\n====================\nAnd this clever machine learning algorithm will tell you what color the cat is.\n#plushcat\n#plush(ish)\n#plush(dog)\n#plushdog\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\n\nFrom \n====================\nThis is so great!!\n====================\nIt is the most delightful little app. What more fitting way to name an augmented reality game than to give it a talking dog?\n\nComing soon to an app with no name:\nWinds at the Arc: how the dog detects clouds\nTanks: tank, tarp, bear\nCar: bear, unicorn, sleigh\nDracula: pick-up truck, ice cream truck, jet ski\nSoldier Dog: DOG, SLEEPER, FIERY battle cry\nAI: why fire up the drawbridge\nAI: the battle cry is priceless\n\nDracula: woe unto you\nSoldier Dog:  FLESH THE GARBAGE\nAI: you're next\nDracula: woe unto you\nSoldier Dog: FIERY THE GIRAGE\n====================\nPerhaps some explanation is in order.\n\n====================\nAll of this stuff is preconfigured in the neural network's menu.\n1) Chocolate Chicken Brecht - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar\n2) Traditional Beef Bourguignon - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar\n3) Black Bean and Rice - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar\n4) and 5) are both good - if you like beans and rice that are a good deal darker you can tell the difference.\n====================\nFor the \"unseen images\" on the right, I added a few more frames from the same source. The original 10,000 are still out there, lurking. #strangehumanities\n====================\nIn fact, it was actually the Librarian who helped me with this one! She's a bit tipsy, but otherwise a pleasant gal.\n====================\nI really like this idea: \"a woman is standing in a kitchen with a dog.\" Who is the dog? Probably not the cat, since the dog is freaking everywhere. What is the woman doing? Presumably she is making food or maybe even getting back to the car. Who is the cat? As far as I know the cat is also making food, but the dog is still freaking everywhere.\n====================\nThere was a glimmer of a moment where I pictured the neural network's recipes. Now I mostly picture iguana.\n\nDelta blood sugar: 189.9. That's how they sell them.\nServing size: 1/4 cup.\nMore:\n====================\nThis is one of those cases. I wonder if there's a similar neural network that sees a certain kind of landscape and starts thinking of architecture?\n====================\nI would love this! An AI takes the form of a toaster, and the humans take the form of toasters.\n====================\nThe neural net trained on  already has a pretty good handle on swords & sorcery. Will this help?\n====================\nthe  people have been wonderful - especially Anne Holmes\n====================\nneural net did not create this! it was:\n\"A man sits at a table eating cake.\"\n\nchoose your own adventure\n====================\nI can't believe I got it for Christmas! Sending my regards to the researchers.\n\n100% doodled|>\n101st paper to do this! Was wondering if someone knew how to do the legend part?\n====================\ni am intrigued that windows.com is showing a link to a web page with an article by  entitled \"How Not to Be Seen\" \n\nextra info:\n====================\nThis looks amazing. What kinds of weird places will it lead you?\n====================\nI am almost positive that this is a Kibble meal replacement recipe. And it is. More specifically, it is*\nH/T,  \n*in case it wasn't clear from the title of this post\n====================\nYou can get a costume today - or *maybe* a iota of acharya later today (when the neural net *does* produce costumes). I'm giving a neural net a costume of my own!\n====================\nShe wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her.\n====================\n“Ooh and in the best possible possible universe, all the planets are artsy and cuckoo's egg blue.”\n====================\nThe Harpy is a breed of bird, closely related to the Thrush, that are found mainly in woodlands. They are also called Thrush Thrush or simply \"holey bird\".\n====================\nI am constantly surprised by the lengths some neural networks will go to avoid triggering triggering alarm bells.\n====================\nI guess not. There's a neural network that does the lion's share of the lion guarding.\n====================\nThe neural network generated some Stanky Bean puns, this is for sure.\n====================\nJust a light snack\n====================\nI am willing to bet that the neural network invented/maintained a few animals. Antlers? Ha. . .\n====================\nThe Coffee Break transhuman storyline by NEXT is so good. Looking forward to this one!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>In a strange twist on “robots are coming for my job,” some tech companies that boast about their artificial intelligence suggest they might try to steal recipes from humans.\n\nTechnically, they're correct that way - AI might try to do that’ but that's not the same as actually trying.\n\nInstead, they’re training a new AI to do the recipe research, which is why their notes are mysteriously blank.\n\nTechnically, they’re correct that way - their notes are mysteriously blank.\n\nBut the neural net is FLATTERED.\n\nHere's a recent example: the time it was asked to add more fish to the recipe,” which it did.\nIt did it by itself, by writing down the new ingredient list it had just generated.\n\nTechnically, it did it by itself, by writing down the new ingredient list it had just generated.\n\nBut the neural net wasn�\n====================\nThe conversation is ongoing; I'll continue to repost it here.\n\nAlso check out:   and  .\nis a free conversation starter for these:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I was 6 and it had: 1. a cow coming straight at you\n2. a man on a rock floating in the water\n3. 3 people on top of a building\n4. flaming debris in the water\n5. and a cow eating a tree\n6. and a man sitting on a rock in the water\n7. and a helicopter hovering above the building\n8. and a sign saying \"fire in the forest\"\n9. and a man eating a tree in the forest\n10. and a man sitting on a rock in the water\n11. and a sign saying \"fire in the forest\"\n12. and a man eating a tree in the water\n13. and a sign saying \"fire in the forest\"\n14. and a sign saying \"fire in the forest\"\n15. and a sign saying \"fire in the forest forest\"\n16. and a sign saying \"fire in the snow forest forest\"\n17. and a\n====================\nI think my favorite part is the fact that they didn’t know what to expect of this app.\n\nFrom the makers of  :\n\"We’re using machine learning to make our clothes, but you probably aren’t allowed to touch the cat or drink from the fountain.\"\n\nI guess that's not a lie?\n====================\nI recommend doing this in a collaborative fashion, so that one neural net is doing the heavy lifting.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\n“The problem with model trains is that they lack the spontaneity of natural language algorithms.”\nAn example I like is the one that tried to add cake to both  and marmalade.\n\nMarmelade: pure model.\nEverything else: actual human.\n\ngpt-2: a neural network trained on \n\npng(192 x 192): human being\np-51>\ngpt-2: a neural network trained on \np-51><|startoftext|>The problem might be more fundamentally with the way humans work.\n\nImagine you're a neuroscientist.\n\nYou ask questions like “how do neurons communicate with one another?”\n\nMy neural net tried to do some theorizing on these and came up with some pretty interesting answers\n====================\nMy new lab computer:  \nIn the process of learning to use image recognition algorithms, I have discovered it is not enough to say \"I saw that there was a cat in that photo\"\nThere is still a huge gap between the \"good\" and \"bad\" photos.\n \n(tried to be as non-threatening as possible)\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley took this! Beautiful, haunting watercolor sesh.\n====================\nI am obviously biased here, of course, but what's your experience with the AI?\n====================\nI guess not. If anything, Microsoft Band will be even *more* creepy.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Now up to 6799 entries! Here are the most frequently-entered sentences.\n\n001. \n002. \n003. \n004. \n005. \n006. \n007. \n008. \n009. \n010. \n011. \n012. \n013. \n014. \n015. \n016. \n017. \n018. \n019. \n020.  \n021. \n022.  \n023.  \n024.  \n025.  \n026.  \n027.  \n028.   \n029.  \n030.  \n031.  \n032.  \n033.  \n034.  \n035.  \n036.  \n037.  \n038.  \n039.  \n040.\n====================\nThe neural net trained on  already knows that there is this one scene and this one character, but it just can't decide what to do with them.\n====================\nIsn't it amazing how quickly info is being appropriated and used? Especially by large corporations. Reading Ancillary Justice is like trying to use the internet with a steering committee.\n====================\nMore military suicide bombers in formation \n====================\nWhile I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, mascots, and other memorable fireworks. For some reason, \"Fireworks, please bring back the Native American dance\" became a chant.\n====================\nThis is art.\n====================\nThe  people are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & getting to watch the video!\n\nIf you're in the Boston area, I'd love if you can tell me about this!\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural net fish species I know.\n====================\nI know neural networks write some really confusing stuff, but this seems to be one of the most perfectly-crafted neural nets I've seen.\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nUpdate: Just informed that \"Fire up the engines and let's go!\" is no longer an option\n====================\nNew AI novel by  .\nBased on research I did for  .\nHere's to hoping it's a while, since I don’t want it to crash\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nOr you can call your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you.\n====================\nOn iPad, learn to type by hand with big, bold letters as a guide. Very likely to cry \"COW!\" in the process.\n====================\nFor round 2 of the neural net lottery, I’ve made a few changes to the neural net lottery rules. Feel free to try them out.\nGoose Tavern ← talk about the outcome of Artificial Intelligence research ↓\n====================\nWhen I trained a neural network on NFL draft  transcripts, there were a few surprises. Here are a few of my favorites.\n====================\nAfter I finished Upping Sprig, I went back to bed to think it over. Then I got up and started it again. It's worth it.\n====================\nany chance   might be of help with this?\n====================\nWhen you really think about it, the neural net is actually pretty clever at this.\n(algorithm explained in the video)\n====================\nAt least he didn’t eat the one before him.\n====================\nIt's time! We need this. Period.\n====================\nI have the shirt. Order yours here:\n====================\nNow up to 1164 entries!\n\n\nCreator of the account: human_knitter\n====================\nI am thinking of doing this myself. If you think of anything, send me a message. :>)\n====================\nIn late September I flew to Seattle for the launch of my new book, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thing, and Why\n\nI'll be talking in downtown Boulder on Sat!\n\nMore details, plus a link to pre-order:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I'm just now discovering how hard it is to find a dataset of these, but that doesn't make it any easier. —Hans Reichardt \n\non FreeNode about how they analyzed these new DMs and discovered they're DMs everywhere.\n\nThat's not to say there aren't gaps - in fact they are - but FreeNode seem to fill in a lot of the blanks.\n\nThey're *quite* likely doing this intentionally.\n\nHans Reichardt \non FreeNode for DMs in the most unusual places.\n\nThe dataset also included a bit on Google Cloud.\n\nPlus, an explanation of their algorithm's weird methods.\n\nUnfiltered-down to the last line, I'm Hans Reichardt \n(the last line is my favorite part)<|startoftext|>What I don't understand is: why all the fish species have floppy fish-eyes and why do all the\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural network names. The other is Human Cannon. #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nI'm still collecting D&D bios! I've got 1412 submissions so far. Somehow including 3 fey corgis.\n====================\na neural network would write these very lines\n\nbut wen its can of worms?\n\nhow do you stop a neural network from writing nonsense?\n\ni can help!\nit trained on  , google, and google cloud\n====================\nAt least Watson can usefully have written programs that take in data from all the known known objects in the universe, and then process it with the help of a model. \n(via  )\n====================\nThe neural network isn't the only one using text-based algorithms to generate new cats & dogs. Google Cloud: \"I love you!!\"\nMicrosoft Azure: \"I know I just spilled coffee\"\nGoogle Cloud: \"I'm a walking simulator so please don't judge me\"\n====================\nThis is science!\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nEventually the neural network learned to write nonsense characters, which it did by accident. But it was doing all that while maintaining a certain bias.\n\nAt first it wrote to people who wrote to senators, and then to the editor.\n\nEventually the neural net wrote to itself.\n\nAt first it wrote to  and me, and then to the moon.\n\nAt moonrise, I wave to the assembled workers.\n====================\nYou are WRONG about math.\n\nat least you weren’t WRONG about physics.\n\nand probably char-rnn.\n\ni tried to teach math to a neural network, and it was BASIC.\n\nnowhere near as basic as you might think.\n====================\nOmg 1077 examples already!! So much awesomeness.\n\n1077 more examples here:\n====================\nThe neural network would write YA scifi better than that one. And it would probably write better non-human characters.\n\n \n====================\nThis sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The scientific method, or at least the \"best\" version of it, is a terrible strategy for any number of reasons.\n\nBut the neural net's version of the \"best strategy\" is to try to apply that very strategy to the problem at hand.\n\nThat's what they did here.\n\nThey called each other. They called their senators. They called the president.\n\nThey all had a Diet Coke or two.\n\nThen, one by one, they called their representatives.\n\nThis was their process.\n\nI trained a neural network to do the same thing, only with people instead of offices or states.\n\nIt called their offices.\n\nThey called their senators.\n\nThey called their presidents.\n\nFinally, they called their governors.\n\nThey called their secretaries.\n\nThey called their acting attorneys general.\n\nThey called their DPs.\n\nThey all had a Diet Coke or two.\n\nThen\n====================\nI'm just getting started on my book club - would you please join me?\n====================\nThis is just to say\nneural net generated dungeon content is not to be confused with actual dungeon content\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a Brooklyn cafe is giving away free coffee to anyone who visits their cafe.\n====================\nGiven the choice, I'd probably choose not to be a victim.\n\nBut first, I'd like to complain about this:\n====================\nThere was a kitchen fire in the making. Massive sinkhole. My people, your people.\n====================\nIt was really fun traveling to NYC last week to tape some video lectures for  . I caught up w/ him w/ the rollout of the AI-based ID@60 and its connection w/labor struggles.\n====================\nSome of the neural network-generated fish species are from this subreddit.\n\nSome are named by humans.\n\nI’m a GAN and I’ll name any of these.\n\nGo ahead and fish me!\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nSo if I had a neural network generate Christmas carols, what these carols would sound like? It would sound like this.\n\nSong titles generated by a neural network.\n#SPIEChristmasCarols\n====================\nThe only reason I got an advance copy of this was that an AI researcher who specialized in image recognition algorithms saw this article.\n====================\nI have spent a ridiculous amount of time on this I think someone might enjoy this link\n====================\nThe neural net is not that good at \nIt is good at \nBut not GREAT at either.\n\nIt was attempting to do both.\n====================\nOne of the most hyperbolic neural networks ever.\nOne of the most hyperbolic neural networks EVER.\n====================\nno it isn’t\n\nno it ist\n\nno it ist\n\nno it ist\n\nno it ist\n\nit isn*t.\n\nit is a walnut.\n\nit is a size small.\n\nit is a walnut.\n\nit is a size small.\n\nit is a cinder block.\n====================\nAny chance you could turn this into a blog post with a b-roll and a narrative arc? I'd love that\n====================\nIn a rare display of restraint, several of today's top stories don't feature a cat. They feature sharks.\n\nFrom: \nTo: reader A\n====================\nSo if I was going to write a story set in the near future, what sci-fi/fantasy/fantasy lore should it be set in?\n (Neural net: fav | favorite  )\n====================\nThese neural network-generated recipes are from good sources, but we need to know which ingredients they are. — Scott Olson\n\n====================\nThe only book that has a beginning, a middle, and an end\n====================\nFor the good guys: this neural net now has a hobby.\n(via  )\n====================\nYeah, I guess not. Here's how they did it differently in Hawaii:\n====================\nTo celebrate #15YearsOnStation  is posting amazing gifs. This of an old timey café. A modern-day café. A crescent-shaped café. Best coffee shop.\n====================\nIt's a VCR4, but the neural net is WRONG about video games.\n\nThey're WRONG about everything.\n====================\nA neural network would change the face of computing forever.\n \nYou can try it for yourself:\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Brewing Company\nThe Bull Moose Brewery\nThe Jefferson Starship\nThe Statue Of Liberty\nTeriyaki Chicken Sandwich\nHot Dog Sub Sandwich\nFlowers To Suckle\nZombie Fart Sub Sandwich\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\"\n====================\nI've got more Halloween costumes for you this year! This is Witch Hazel, Vampire Big Bird, and Farty Fish for example. \nAnd if you get a costume that's \"too scary\" for this year, I'll send you a new neural net generated costume.\nBehold: A to Z Halloween Costume Statistics by\n====================\nThe neural network trained on the 2010 Boston Marathon finish line already had a pretty good idea who was a threat.\n\nIn retrospect, when it saw the red shirt, go home.\n\nThe AI also trained the MTurk system on  and atlases.\nAt 1st, the atlases were a bit weird. When the cows and the bear and the zeppelin and the time traveler and the hermit crab all at once.\n====================\nThe neural network trained on the list of all wikipedia titles, but without the bias.\n\nIt also trained without bias on D&D bios and on wikipedia pages linked to in the articles. (link for more)\n====================\nI would like to watch that other episode where Dogberry is eating crow.\n====================\nThese neural net cocktails feature prominently in my head. What's your ingredient list? I want one!\n====================\nIn retrospect, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nbtc is up ~500 this morning, but is it still too early to buy or sell bitcoin?\n====================\nI used an AI strategy that, in part, was due to it not knowing what it was looking for in a recipe. Hence the missing - but crucial - ingredients.\n====================\nI know CNN does live video, but it just broadcasts from a computer. It can do video?\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already knows that the title of the song is going to be about ______\n\nBut it just didn't expect  to ask about that variable so much\n====================\nOmg I need this\n====================\ni am a bit of a sceptic\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a crochet version of 's original motif... what should it be called?\n====================\nIf anyone in my area is reading this, I apologize on behalf of my book. It's been so much fun.\n====================\nThis is a good read if you like thrillers and mystery. If you like thrillers and mystery. Then this may be for you.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The idea that AI is somehow going to be good at *everything* is a fallacy. At least, it's a fallacy on the most basic level.\n\nAI can do pretty much anything if you let it.\n\nAt some point, probably somewhere along the line, someone *did* let it try to do *everything*.\n\nThe difference is, someone *did* let it try to do *everything* with *as many colors as there are words.\n\nThe takeaway message? *always remember* the *bigger* the better the recall.\n\nMe, a paper thing, playing with  \n\nYou can play with the generator yourself, or read the paper for yourself.\n\nIn the latter case, I generated a bunch of new words and re-ran the training set with the new definitions.\n\nThe neural net did, um, nothing.\n\n\nIt just did what it was asked to do.\n\nIn this case,\n====================\n<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I noticed that the cats & the dogs had honked. My cat and I sit in the back row. —Holly #22992\n<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a cat named Holly talking to a dog in the hall. The dog is sitting in the front row. The cat is in the hallway. Dogs in hall and hallway = good. —Holly #22993<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a dog named Holly and a cat named Happy named by a breeder in Nevada. The cat is named after a radio station. My heart goes out to them.<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a cow named Boog and a bear named Happy named by a breeder in Idaho. The bear is named after the TV show Botnik. My heart goes out to them. I hope their dogs are OK\n====================\nThis sort of thing is exactly why, despite having the most sophisticated AI ever built, the US government still relies heavily on local communities.\n\nPosted under the heading \"Local Control - The Lego Movie\"\n====================\nThe neural network maxes out at around +120F and that's with the immersion temperature set to 1st. I've seen it hit +140F and it still manages to get up to 112F outside. I'm told it also maxes out at night. Anything over 80F is considered \"dead\" and will remain dead. Can anyone confirm this?\n====================\nIn the course of doing some heavy lifting on the image-captioning front, I managed to accidentally cause some damage. (See: pagebreak, columnbreak, and wrapbreak)\n====================\nRight, the cat cafe is in danger of closing its doors because everyone is so damn busy. :(\nCat cafe only accepts cash.\n====================\nHow does it do textgenrnn ?\nTried as hard as I could to get it to generate funny captions - if you translate a UPPERCASE to a LENGTH, it will try to make you a good story. I guess it just doesn't know how long the title will be.\n(1409 more examples here  )\n====================\n““restaurant-based” is not just a restaurant-based language, but a world that’s a lot like ours.”\n====================\nSome neural network-generated cat names are funnier than others. Uppervampire with sick room syndrome? Ha. Cat.\n\npics in previous tweet. \n\n#PlushGiraffeFighter\n====================\nI encourage you to try this very first! Lines begin wooing your soul.\n====================\nToday we are showing a brand new machine learning algorithm named Snake. If you ask it to repeat the cakewalk, it does it beautifully. But first it has to learn how to stand still.\n\nFor 3 min 30 secs the entire cakewalk looks like a cakewalk.\n====================\nThe math is just not in our favor. We have too many PhDs and not enough mathematicians.\n====================\nFrom the excellent blog post by  about textgenrnn training a neural network to generate new names.\n\nYou can try it too:\n====================\nI have seen some pretty amazing AI generated text. Look at the funny goldfish\n====================\nI'm training this neural net on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really really really REALLY really likes the  line about the cuckoo's child.\n====================\nSystem will automatically detect & ignore certain groups of characters. (Which you can easily do with  )\n====================\nThe future of  : a computer generated diorama of sorts\n====================\n<|startoftext|>It is time. The time has come. To ban all hunting in the wild, or best chance of saving face with the rest of the world, we must:\n1. Ban all hunting in the wild.\n2. End all hunting. Period.\n3. End all fossil fuel use.\n4. Let wildlife thrive.\n5. End all human pollution of natural resources.\n6. Let wildlife thrive.\n7. End all fossil fuel use.\n8. Let wildlife thrive.\n9. End all human pollution of natural resources.\n10. Let wildlife thrive.\n11. End all fossil fuel use.\n12. Let wildlife thrive.\n13. End all human pollution of natural resources.\n14. Let wildlife thrive.\n15. End all fossil fuel use.\n16. Let wildlife thrive.\n17. End all human pollution of natural resources.\n18. Let wildlife thrive.\n19. End all fossil fuel use.\n20.\n====================\nWhile I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here's what \"Fireworks\" turned out to be.\nH/T,  \nDream Chaser?  \nSaw this on  \nMachine learning algorithms write fan fiction.\nPeriscope?  \nLaser? \nLaser scanning?  \nLaser grating?  \nLaser peeking?  \nLaser zap? \nMachine learning algorithms generate new names for fireworks.\nThese will be giving out free snacks - ask your distillery to send me a cask of brand-new 2015 releases.\nThanks,  !\n- neural network\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! :3\n====================\nup to 456 entries! this is how they decided to choose these two:\n====================\nIn the early 1890s, the United States Patent and Trademark Office ruled that D&D characters were officially invented by a computer.\nThe ruling has been upheld by the Supreme Court.\n“I would like to think that the people of Flint, Michigan, and of this country, and of the world, would be grateful and proud of the fact that they have chosen to live in a city that is so much better than many other places in the country.”\n====================\nApproach of the year is almost upon us! And with it comes a new crop of AI-designed  books. This run includes the famous 'moons not quite the same' moment.\n====================\nit won't crash because it's not AI-controlled like a neural network. it WILL crash. repeatedly.\n\nor will it?\n\nh/t for the link\n====================\nAha! I see you have a bumble bee.\n====================\nThe neural network GAN classifier has rated the following #MurderBot packages.\n\nIf you give it the list of all the  titles, it will try to add in as many \"murder\" as \"bot\".\n\nBut even the short list of \"murder\" and \"bot\" are not that great a list of titles.\n\nIn fact, the real list of \"murder\" and \"bot\" is FAR worse.\n====================\nBack in the day, they had a science fair. Internet people went to the movies. Science fairs are bad.\n\nTo be fair, they were also giving away french fries.\n\nuntold number of french fries have been given away this morning.\n\nThis is science!\n\nNot magic\n\nNot fable\n====================\nA quick glance over the list of retracted papers (which, by the way, are still outstanding at high resolution) will tell you this.\n\nBut it's not just that. This tool works on  too.\n\nA new technique for generating retractions & picks winners. Looking for \"something\" to celebrate.\n\nHuman:\n\"I’ve done it\"\nComputer:\n\"You've done it\"\nWinner: human\nComputer: (to self) \"You've done it!\"\n====================\nIt was a happy discovery later.\n====================\nThe neural network would change history if given the chance. It would ban all meat, fish, and dairy from being served in the US.\n====================\n“Free from 101+ artificial preservatives and ingredients”\nGreat title\n- Spicy chicken fingers added to food\n- Gluten free\n- Naturally gluten free\nEasy peasy to make\n- $0.99 price point\n- It’s good\n====================\nThe Brain Scoop by  featured in its own episode of  !\n\nAvailable to stream 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!\non demand, day one (episode 1 available to watch)\n====================\nThe only problem is that it's not the \"right\" neural net.\n====================\nI'm training this neural net on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really likes the  line about the cuckoo's child.\n====================\nYou can play an AI called \"Rock, Paper, Scissors\" against humans at  in the meantime. \n(there's a mod available for that too)\n====================\nStill can’t get over how creepy/cool AI can’t handle humans\n====================\nI strongly urge you to read this book! It is SO GOOD. And so very, very strange.\n====================\nThe idea that AI can't be choosy is itself a myth. It chose the most relevant subreddits, and then some.\n\nIf you're interested in learning more, I highly recommend\n====================\nMore info:\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nthe  people were kind enough to supply the neural net with  lines!\n\nthe  neural net did not produce funny animal names, but it did invent lots of new species.\n\ni am, of course, a platypus.\n====================\nI highly recommend Marissa's millennial grandparents New Yorker article.\n====================\nSome neural net-generated quotes for your neural network-based ball games and other sports.\n\n(via  )\n====================\nHandsome and nerdy library of Draughts in my possession! Also has The Last Jedi and A Song of Ice and Fire books.\n\nOne of my favorite things about doing this is I get to use some of the models!\n====================\nI'm just now getting to the 100000 lines dataset, so if you're reading this I highly recommend getting a head start on that!\n\nGlad the Dvorakian/Friedrichsen/Sapphir/Sneider crowd is getting a head start on its long and winding road to recovery.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nA few more early morning suggested  lines:\n\np\n====================\nUp to 456 entries! Here are the most frequently-entered.\n\n181 entries, derived forms of \n1012 inputs,  is a neural network trained on food\n\nNot convinced this is a human eating a banana? Try this experiment where I fed it the text \"Not sure what to bake?\" and it had better find a way to make bread.\n\nCredit where credit's due?\n====================\nPeriod. Now.\n- aiweirdness.\n- gancat.\n- \n- \n====================\nThe reason why neural networks are good at this is that they are bad at many things. They are good at generating images, sounds, and smells. But bad at generating text.\n\nTechnically, theres 2^32 words in the english language.\n\nThat means there are 2^32 ways to put that flower/tree/boat/etc.\n\nHere are the most frequently used.\n\nPicnicky loves a good display of overfitting.\n\nI love the overfitting involved.\n\nI love the verbosity.\n\nI love the \"HA HA, I TOTALLY TOTALLY ACCENT\" part.\n\nI love the way in which it completely overfits the dataset.\n\nI love the fact that it completely omits the expected features from the dataset.\n====================\nThe neural network met all the requirements for this, however it failed to meet the first two:\n\n1. Humans are everywhere.\n2. I am a very complex computer.\n3. I am a room full of neurons.\n4. I am not a snake.\n5. I am a computer.\n6. I am not a giraffe.\n7. I am not a christmas tree.\n8. I am Not a Sheep.\n====================\nI am thinking of doing a neural network-themed game or something along the lines of  ?\n\nTrying to think of what the heck it is I'm supposed to do in this game.\n\nburma/sky/fire\n====================\nAt least they now have a bot that does the legwork for them.\n(VIP legwork reserved)\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this. Some ideas:\n====================\nThis is one way to do that.\nThe caption underneath the image says \"Create a bird or fish that is very difficult to photograph\" but that's not how they did it. Here's their MO. \n\nboom\nboom\nboom\nboom \n- I could watch them explain it but I'm tired of watching them do it.\n====================\n“This is a terrible, terrible idea.”\n====================\n“The end product is the same, but the recipe is a tiny bit more involved.”\n====================\nI would definitely not condone overwhelming nasty subreddits with hard-to-detect bot-generated comments.\n====================\nis that a lion or a sheep?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural net is NOT that good at chess.\nThe chess version by far the best at this.\n|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>I tried doing a GAN gradient of all the  titles and it ended up with this:\n\nTitle: \nArtist: \nRIGHT.\nThis is a good place to start.\nNext: \nNext: \nNext: \n#num_chars\nNext: \nNext: \nNext: \n#charset\nNext: \n#fontfamily\nNext: \n#fontconfig\nNext: \n#fontsize\nNext: \n#fontspec\nNext: \n#fontrendertarget\nNext: \n#fontwinsize\nNext: \n#fontname\nNext: \n#fontvariant\nNext: \n#fontwonderglass\nNext: \n#fontwond\n====================\nMy past few posts on AI, from start to finish.\n\nYou can find them all over the place. Particularly interesting are the last couple of them.\n====================\nIn which artificial intelligence develops breasts, but is embarrassed to show them off to customers\n\nSubscribe to the Podcast at:  \nLeave a Comment at:  \nAnd Check Out the Other Episodes of   on iTunes!\n(Best of both are on Stitcher too, if that helps)\n====================\nI admit this: I have a bias problem.\n====================\nThe whole list is part of this repo, including some I didn’t make. Hover your cursor over a particular element to learn more.\n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a story about how they got there. Here's a new one.\n\np.s. if you're in Perth & have a  please give a talk about this!\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a list of Shakespeare's grandchildren...\n\nMidsummer's Wood\nKing Solomon\nPrinces Arthur and Jefferson\nStonewall\nVoldemort\nSleuth\nBeep Boop\n====================\nHeidi and I went to the Pokemon Event as a group. It was SO GOOD.\n====================\nThe neural network might not do pie if you didn't feed the neural network pie recipes as text. It might do cake, or cookies.\n====================\nThe neural network classifier is NOT that good at  . It fails miserably at  and fails miserably at most other prompts. But it absolutely fails at this one.\n\nh/t   for the lead image\n====================\nWill try this. Permalink:\n====================\nIn the meantime, there are still plenty of fantastic Sci Fi and Fantasy stories in which the PCs are the badasses. For more reading:\n====================\nI'm just now getting my hands on the full game, but so so so good!\n====================\nAt least they didn’t go back to the drawing board.\n\n====================\nI'm just fine with that one if you like.\n\"Owlman Comet\" or \"??????? ?\"\n====================\nUpdate: the neural network  is NOT that awesome at names. It managed \"Fire Demon\" and \"Spooky Cat\". But not \"Gooseman\" or \"Squirrel Man\".\n\nSome \"new\" neural network names:\n====================\nNot sure if the neural net is naming effects pedals or factory farms. More research is in order.\n\nThe list of effects pedals in #Skynet are long and varied, but especially in that category are disproportionately likely to be named after metal bands\n====================\nThere's something soothing and reassuring about this level of detail. Reading an index of M. Night's prose made me want to curl up and sleep.\n====================\nThe neural network generated some funny Easter eggs.\nI found the best 5:  \nGoogle Books:\n====================\nFor the \"unseen images\" in the original article, I used a neural network tuned to the Monterey Bay Aquarium\n====================\n“We must ask ourselves: if life on Earth can be this different, then what strangeness might await our science missions?\"\n\nThis is such a great talk!”\n====================\nNo, this isn't a joke. This is real. And scary. And funny. And it’s free!\n====================\ni am the AI, and this is my job.\n====================\nThe article also mentions the Star Wars breeding colony Serenity, which apparently caters to b/c it has a fridge.\n====================\nMy former  labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this!\n====================\nI'm reading this now!\n====================\nIf you like weird neural network poetry, I highly recommend this one!\n====================\nThis sort of thing is exactly why, despite the fact that neural networks are supposed to be good at this sort of thing, they sometimes make boring books.\n\nIn fact, they sometimes make books that are worse at this sort of thing, because they don't take human interaction into account.\n\nIn other words, they don't take human input into account when they generate stories.\n\nStrangely, though, they seem to really like to do interactive games.\n\nIn fact, they seem to really like to do first-person shooters.\n====================\nThe neural network's attempt to add to an existing park.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Not sure if the neural network is naming trees or cars, but the end result is definitely not pleasant.\n<|startoftext|>I think the neural network just called itself, \"The Last Jedi.\"\nNext, call your sens about the privacy implications of AI. I'll take a look at your D&D spell:<|startoftext|>\ndnd image recognition: \n(an AI might recognize cats, too)<|startoftext|>I called my two senators, and my DM just called mine too. My spell is:\nEnergy Tyrant<|startoftext|>Call your senators, tell me here. I'll see you in the D&D class system. \nAnd your DM, tell me here too.<|startoftext|>\nD&D spell: Energy Tyrant<|startoftext|>Call your senators, tell me here. I'll see you in the D&D class system\n====================\ni'm just glad that the neural net doesn’t manage to out-engineer* everything else out there. otherwise, hell, we’re screwed.\n====================\nI so wish I could be someplace else.\nI would definitely go back. #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nAnd it's free to try it out!\n(Animated GIF of the wiki page is at the bottom of this post)\n====================\nThis idea of training a neural network to write annoying AIs all over the internet is very, very dumb\n====================\nThe neural network is NOT that good at \nIt made one of the most ridiculous attempts at \nBut I think the real winner here is Strathmore.\nStrathmore has had so much natural light and snow that it's almost black - not white - at night.\n====================\nOccasionally the neural net will use a picture from another image to write to the desktop. I'm writing to tell you that this is an image from a different angle.\n====================\nI have more images from the neural net trained on Halloween costumes. Some w/full costumes, some w/tail, for some reason. More below. \n\nAlso see:\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today! Admirable  line selection. And a bit on the ugly end of the uncanny valley.\n====================\nI, for one, welcome the '70s.\n\nCurrent:\n====================\nHer whitetail deer + geese + bear + unicorn + castle + maze = win-win situation for all involved\n====================\nThis sounds amazing. How did you get hold of it?\n\nI have heard good things about the book by  .\n\nThanks so much !\n====================\nWhen we designed Spore Shooter, we also trained it on image categories with known category structure.\nNow, to be fair, we could have predicted that.\nHowever, we didn’t predict that it would use categories at such bizarre times that they out-of-left-field blur the figure it was trying to make it?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural net trained on Christmas carols produced this: \nFrom a snow-covered hilltop, with huge pine trees growing along the sides.\nFrom above, with huge cannon shells at the base of the hills.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with huge pines.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with huge pines.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with huge pines.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom above, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom below, with snow-covered hills.\nFrom  with a view of the city, with a skyline of miniature pines.\nAlgorithmic code:\n-GPT\n====================\nThe neural network generates a bunch of nonsense titles, but these at least are from real restaurants.\n====================\nIn a strange twist of events, a neural network is about to create a snowman for you.\n#snowman\n#snowman100\n#snowman101\n#snowman102\n#snowman103\n#snowman104\n#snowman105\n#snowman106\nI think the most striking thing about these is they're publicly displayed. That's important for people to see.\n====================\nSo I have acquired 2lb of the best shredded smoked chicken I have ever had. What is the best and highest use for it?\nWhat is the most dangerous?\nI would love this!\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nI think the neural net probably gets what I'm trying to do with this series of pencil erotica.\n====================\nMy co-worker's mom used to give lectures on This Will Not Last, and Its Not You by  . I attended her graduation and spoke at length about Its Not You, Babe.\n====================\nIt might be better to use two neural nets, one for each category of photos. For example:   might want a neural net to do color-narrowing, while i’m still doing my thing with reds.\n====================\nHere's a more-detailed version of the original GAN training dataset. Note the large sample variability (far greater than that found in the original dataset).\n\nBlender 2.62mV Haar+GAN/2152 samples used for training. Only deep learning + textgenrnn helped a lot.\n\nHere's what it learned from the original dataset:\n\nDresses are always dresses.\nMen are always men.\nGarnets are never more than a whisker or two above the horizon.\n====================\nThe neural network generated some of the new Pokemon. If you play Arena/Excavator, you might learn to love them.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>On top of that, there's the spurious-bayesian argument that because the output of a neural network is more unpredictable than the input that it must also be less predictable. In other words, it's saying that because my predicted items are always the same, and even though I'm constantly changing them, they are never the same.\n\nI tested this by having a neural network generate new NBA teams, and NHL teams, and football teams, and rugby teams (and, oddly, asexual robot bikinis). I labeled the teams according to a neural network's output of their nicknames.\n\nTeam Las Vegas\nMachine name: Bionic Cow\nNicknames: You Look Like A Thing and I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I\n====================\nMURDERBOT MURDERBOT \nSunny Side Up\nLucky Charms\nInktober\nInktober\nInktober\n====================\nI have big plans for training data for #gaia and would love some input. Send me results, results of tests, & I'll post you an animated gif.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nJust used  messenger to send messages to my senators & congresspeople. They have not replied.\n\nOPENSHIP - BILLIONAIPSHITS\n====================\nI would like my cake some day.\n\n #chocolatechiffon\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nIn fact they did something similar with  in their training data.\n\nNot sure why all the examples of kitten names are so depressing.\n====================\nWhat I really want to know is, \"What do you call a sparrow by its feet?\"\n====================\nMy former  labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! \n====================\nAt least Watson can see into the past.\n====================\nThe neural network can also do names for cats and dogs.\n\nThe  neural network also invented new cats and duds.\n\nThe  neural network also invented new dogs and sweethearts.\n====================\nSo, the recipe that was supposed to be \"only vegan cheese\" turned out to be vegan cheese with tomatoes, peppers, and peas. Flavor: nutty, with a hint of sweetness. —Bethany\n<|startoftext|>Here's another version of \"popcorn\" by the same author. Note the corn cob.\nPopcorn with beans and rice. Corn cob sprinkled with sprouts. It was delicious w/o the corn. #foodagain\n====================\nThe neural network doesn't stop there. It does a lot more sophisticated work than just generating words.\n\nimage credit: Chock Machine, a book that  brought to my lab!\n\nlab coat, tie, and umbrella required\n====================\nThe formula is:\n\nx + y^2\n\nwhere x is the area under the car, and y is the area over which the car is driven.\n\n(Possibly more accurately, but that's a whole other blog post)\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nThe neural network will usually stop short of outright malicious behavior, but it's worth remembering that adversarial attacks do occasionally result in harm.\n\nAt least, that's the theory.\n====================\nThis bot posts %s funny cat videos and other occasional gems all over the internet.\n\nIt's free (as in beer) and always has been free.\n====================\nWhen I trained a neural network to generate news articles, things got a bit more terrifying.\n====================\nMy copy of Inbublious is in its customary pristine condition!\n\nAs far as I **know** there have been no broken shards, no oozing, or clumps of dust.\n\nHowever, due to a hardware malfunction (probably related to my copy's poor condition) some of the pixels were inadvertently blacked out.\n\nRecovered:\n====================\nThe  folks are just getting better and better.\n====================\nJust supported this! The book is completely worth it.\n====================\nMy only regret is that I didn't catch this audiobook earlier.\n\nin which Eli the dragon is kind of a jerk.\n====================\nOf all the neural network-generated sports, the one that's about as unexpected as it is thrilling is the one in which the refs are humans.\n\nThat's because they're usually wrong.\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \n#snowflakepattern\n====================\nyou may know that cat as the lucky rabbit after all these years\n====================\nIt works by seeing how well the model can predict the text.\n\nSo for each  there is a 50/50 chance the text will be the same. Which is to say, it will be the same twice.\n\nWhich means it can predict the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n\nWhich is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately.\n<|startoftext|>So looking forward to seeing the livestream today\n====================\n<|startoftext|>There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural network generated some of them.\n\nThe original list:\n\n1. Applegate\n2. Bagpuss\n3. Bear of Santa Clause\n4. Butthole Surf Ball\n5. Cactus Fruit Mix\n6. Chicken Turdler\n7. Crab Cakes\n8. Crab Cakes\n9. Crab Cakes\n10. Crab Cakes\n11. \n12. \n13. \n14. \n15. \n16. \n17. \n18. \n19. \n20. \n21. \n22. \n23. \n24. \n25. \n26. \n27. \n28. \n29. \n30. \n31. \n32. \n<|startoftext|>The neural network's Christmas tree would turn black in the\n====================\nNeural network-based text generation is NOT the best strategy for generating new images. Here are some reasons why.\n====================\nA quick glance over the list of retracted papers (which is admittedly incomplete), and you'll see a surprising number of retracted papers that didn't meet their own high ethical standards.\n\nfrom<|startoftext|>Highly recommend these; I've heard good things about this from colleagues.\n====================\nThe Law of Unintelligible Numbers by  is one of my favorite things ever.\n\"There are no equations that can be written by a computer\"\n====================\nThe neural network would reply to any question with a story about a time it solved it. It usually ends up with a happy ending.\n====================\nI would implore you to read the original paper before deciding to read this. There are a LOT of spoilers.\n====================\nThe neural net will generate a  to go with any phrase.\n\nThe  in the title are some of the most creative, hilarious, and thoughtful   sentences.\n\nThe  in the body are some of the most mundane.\n\nIn fact, they're probably the most mundane lines of all time.\n====================\nMy local deli has outdoor seating! And homemade breadsticks! And jellies! And pretzels. And peppersprouts.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Here's another one. It was training on data from another neural net that learned on the internet.\nDifferent authors give it different academic academies.\nThe authors of issue two of  are:  \nDave Lawrence, PhD\nLarry Summers, PhD\nTeresa Romero, PhD \nGarry Roth, PhD \nTomato Pie, PhD\nBeer on a Stick, PhD\nPopeye the Sailor, PhD\nChicken Little, PhD\nSnoopy the Sailor, PhD \nBeer on a Stick, PhD \nPopeye the Sailor, PhD \nZombie Pretty, PhD\nBeer on a Stick, PhD \nPopeye the Sailor, PhD \nZombie Pretty, PhD \nHoger the Sailor, PhD \nPopeye the Sailor, PhD \nZombie Pretty, PhD \nHoger the Sailor, PhD \nPopeye the Sailor, PhD \nZombie Pretty, PhD \nHog\n====================\nNote to whoever is operating this machine: it is NOT POSSIBLY for scanning human faces.\n(*closes book)\n====================\nThe neural network has now generated fulltext for every  in the UK!\n\nThey even generated one for the canteen.\n====================\nThe neural network  has generated full-text for every NFL and NBA draft  \n(tried to avoid generating  entries for draftniks)\n====================\nAlgorithms do not understand punctuation.\nPosted by Cara on Oct 5, 2016 in Articles & Blog Posts, Featured | +-----------------+---------------------------------+\nAutonomous:  \nRobot: S*ckybot\n====================\nJust rolled my own neural network for Halloween! It generated its own costumes and props, but you're not allowed to use any of them!\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a computer model predicted the tower would collapse at some point. Instead, it's flourished.\n\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nThe neural network would stop there, but it doesn't. Instead, it tries many different  lines.\n\nOne line it tried, and stuck with it.\n\nThat's the line they stick with.\n\nIt sticks with that for a while.\n\nThen it goes with the current line.\n\nThat's the line they stick with.\n\nIt sticks with that for a while.\n\nThen it goes with the  line.\nThat's the line they stick with.\n\nIt sticks with that for a while.\n\nThen it goes with the  line.\nThat's the line they stick with.\n====================\nThe neural network is not that good at \nIt did kind of love this\n(tried to choose examples from\n====================\nin fact they're not that different in some ways\nbut in their hearts they're the same\n====================\nEvery once in a while, though, there's a case where the neural net doesn't quite get it. This one, though.\n\nH/T Bruce Preston for the lead on the attribution)\n====================\nThe  people have been speculating about this. It's probably for the best they stay away from his tweets.\n====================\nSo interesting how the neural network will choose what to highlight and what to ignore.\n====================\nI’ll add “making of ” to the list of forbidden fruit\n====================\nWithout giving away the whole game, here's a few more renderings of the neural net CHOCOLATE\n====================\nTo celebrate #15YearsOnStation  is posting amazing gifs. This of a research rack is my favorite.\n====================\nList of known crackpots, according to Google Images.\nLeft: Simon. Center: Wakefield.\n====================\nAt least they didn’t get themselves killed\n====================\nYou are WRONG about art, music, and social issues. Join the rest of the human race and I'll give you an art installation that will blow your mind.\n====================\nThe neural network's non-stop loop is one of the most disconcerting parts of the sequence.\n\nPart of what makes it so disconcerting: the fact that it’s based on math.\n\n(h/t  for the link)\n====================\nThe neural network probably did not create humans. But it sure as heck helped.\n\nThe neural net did not make this movie, but it sure as heck helped.\n\nIn fact, it did much of the heavy lifting.\n\nMovie not found if you try searching for \"what movie?\" or \"when I was a kid\" in Google.\n\n(via  )\n====================\nI mention this a lot in my training data. Surprise! It seems to work just fine.\n====================\nThe neural net has now written more nonsensical Star Wars books.\n====================\nI think maybe I need one of these\nht  for the neural net mesh samples in the article\nsome of these have ears\nsome of these have tails\nsome of these have a snorkeler\n====================\nI thought the neural net would be more interesting if it produced dialogue. Instead it's done it better than I could have hoped.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nHere's a couple of the hats. The \"oh god\" and \"quack\" hats. The \"I'm an engineer\" hats.\n\nThe \"I know how the gears work\" hats.\nThe \"but I'm not an engineer\" hats.\n\nThe \"but I'm a programmer, so I get to customize the neural net's hair, eyes, and nose\" hats.\n\nThe \"But I'm a programmer, and I know how the hats work\" hats.\n\nThe \"but I'm a programmer, and you can't get a 'but' out of the 'but'\" hats.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, so here are fireworks with names that the algorithm didn’t predict.\n\nI predict that this feature will become essential in the near future\n====================\nthe code is actually pretty self explanatory. just in case you were wondering why the AIs  and bell curve think a cat is a dog.\n\nai also did some fancy lights and particle systems to make them play more games. they still don't get it.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on a Rhino, Nameless Biker on a Tank Boat, or ... whatever this is\". Call your reps, tell me here, and I'll run your face with a torch and a plasma gun.\"\n====================\nI highly recommend Marissa's millennial grandparents New Yorker article.\n====================\nBut how to stop from compulsively clicking the \"next\" button?\n  at 1:45\n====================\nThis is a great use of neural net power - especially in AI.\n#WorldCup\n====================\ni am \nand  are my cats\nand human\nand ghost\nand pie and\nbloody hell\n\ni am very excited for this\n*swoons*\n====================\nI like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few new wheels. More on that in a sec.\n====================\nthe  folks were kind enough to supply the Catskills with a T-shirt. I tried to use the   app but it's not on Mac. Leaving the catnip/wolf peak tween Tumblr to its own devices.\n====================\nAlgorithm did not even try to look at image I gave it! It was so happy it was even allowed to edit in new cats & dogs\n====================\nThe neural network has also learned to generate names of animals.\nIt uses a first approximation, but that doesn't make it better at it.\n(via  )\n====================\nI guess not. Here's the original paper with a bunch of weird edits.\n(one imagines it was a book)\n====================\nThe neural network would change the subject of any given sentence. It learned by doing, not by telling us what to think.\n\nIn other words, it learned to respond to the \"what\" question not with \"I\" but \"why?\".\n\nEven \"how\" doesn't really answer the question.\n====================\nI would love a neural network to invent new Fictional Creatures\n====================\nThe neural network  is not that good at  . It tends toward the hilarious and I've had it correct a few times myself.\n====================\nnot again, neural net!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they showed a notable lack of Anna Faris.\n \nFull text via :  \nAlso see :\n====================\nIt's a Very Large Spooky Black Hole at the center of a Very Large Computer.\n====================\nThe Marvel Cinematic Universe is not that great a place to start.\nI tried to make it that way.\nI also tried to make it ML but that's a whole other blog post.\n====================\nWhile the neural net certainly contributed to the cheese on the left, it also contributed to the cheese on the right.\nThe neural net also had a hard time distinguishing between the types of cheese.\n====================\nThis was a great use of neural net horsepower. Generates the text/narrative of its own.\n\n\n====================\nIt's a VCR4 with a 5-watt bulb and thick foam on the outside and a VERY wide beam. It's a light bulb with thick foam on the outside and a VERY wide beam.\n====================\nI am thinking more spooky. A herd of sheep grazing on a lush green field. A cow well-nourished. A window panes shattered. Sheep standing on top of the building talking to themselves.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>There is a wiki page with more examples.\n\nThe recipe was \"Xanager, a two-foot cube, covered in locust leaves, roasted over low heat for four to six hours, then mashed with potatoes\".\n\nI've left a message.\n\nResults maybe include sprinkling with cheese.\n\nI tried it, and it works.\n\nTry it too:\n\n1/2 cup grated zucchini\n1/2 cup grated red cabbage\n1/4 cup grated white cabbage\n1 tablespoon grated mozzarella\n1 tablespoon grated provolone\n1/4 teaspoon ground cumin\n1/4 teaspoon ground coriander\n1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne\n1/8 teaspoon ground chile\n1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon\n1/8 teaspoon ground ginger\n1/8 teaspoon ground allspice\n1/8 teaspoon ground mace\n1/8 teaspoon ground cloves\n1/\n====================\nA few more from the neural network trained on English football:\n====================\nBased on the expert use of punctuation, 134 characters are probably the sweetest #Watson characters.\n  at their most charming, surprisingly vicious.\n\ni like the \"you're dead\" gambit\n====================\nThe whole neural net was wrong on this one.\nIt was talking to itself, talking to itself, talking to itself.\n====================\nThe neural net will do things that would get a neurologist or a lawyer angry.\n\nAt least they would do things that weren't murder.\n\nThey don't always get that one murder, though.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural net trained on Christmas carols produced some of the most convincing carols.\n\"This is the carol of Ben Franklin\"\n\"This is the carol of your future\"\n\"This is the carol of my ancestors\"\ndepending on what your programming interface is, one of the carols may be melty or churning to death very quickly.\nneural net:\n0) The Snail Carol\n1) Any Other Carol\n2) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander\n3) The One Who Loves Those Who Have Loved Him Most\n4) The One Who Still Loves Those Who Have Loved Him Best\n5) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander\n6) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander\n7) Any Other Carol\n8) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander\n9) The One Who Loves Those Who Have Loved Him\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nThe neural net's  lines were on  today!\n\nIt did not print its  message in the linear fashion that you might expect from a neural network. Instead, it used a technique called \"inverse text generation\".\n\nThe funny thing is, the people who saw that message the most werethe people most likely to interpret it that way.\n\nme, bored in a room with giraffes\n\nA human: *swoons*\nThe boring thing is, I didn't do anything to deserve this.\n\nme, bored in a room with giraffes\n\nA human: *swoons*\n\nThe boring thing is, I did everything I could think of to avoid this.\n====================\nUsing only the output categories from the neural net, this tool/boilerplate was able to generate new boilerplates for some reason.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Supposing I was to do a crochet version of  's voice. Which I am.\n\nSupposing I was to do a swatch of 's new bra designs. Which I am.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural network-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am not.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural net-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am not.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural network-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am not.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural network-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural network-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am not.\n\nSupposing I was to do a neural network-generated  of  's expanding bra designs. Which I am\n====================\nThe neural network also generated new names for new metals. The new names are:\n====================\nAt least they didn’t feed it pie and dumplings\n====================\nI was 5 and I had the worst nightmare. It was of a girl in a room with a TV.\n\nI woke up with a sore arm and a headache. Had a hard time standing up. Coffee shop was pretty quiet.\n====================\nyou may click the link to view the original dataset. I just used ImageMagick to generate new images from it.\n====================\nIn a weird twist on the \"Get a Kite\" campaign, an online petition is trying to get people to send Kites to . . . well . . .\n\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nDid some playing around with  's speech synthesis, and wow, that's a big improvement over the canned () version. Not sure how to interpret that. Brought a   to  events & people kept asking for the original neural net.\n\nOriginal? I mean  computed it all from the article title.\n\n(via  )\n====================\nDoes \\/scientific notation work on textgenrnn? As far as I know, only very rarely has it caused problems.\n\nI tried to use it on a list of books by  but that apparently contains far too many giraffes.\n====================\nMy former  labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! \n====================\nSo if I was going to make a sentient star, what two should it be? Top 100?\nH/T for the recommendation!\n====================\nWhat more fitting way to honor a fallen officer than by shooting him? Medal of Honor recipients are given the Officer Down Memorial HAT\n====================\nI'd love if you could send me a  when  releases the  series. An interactive fun way to start a new story.\n\nThanks so much!\n====================\nHere's another one from the same author, this time using  's awesome SFF+ adjective detector to identify the genre of book. (Sample via .)\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at galactic center!\n====================\nIt has been done! Spread the word!\n#shutdowntheAI\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines are, um, interesting.\n\"I'm... from another world.\"\n\"How do you say that?\"\n\"How?\"\n\"How do you do that?\"\n====================\nAt least they didn’t steal my thunder\n====================\nThe neural network would never do crossword puzzles.\n\nnor is it likely to draw them.\n\nnor is it likely to write them.\n\nnor is it likely to do the former unless you made it so the answers were randomly chosen from among them.\n\nnor is it likely to do the latter unless you made it so the answers could never be more than a few pages apart.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I just called, so here's mine.\n\nThe End.\n<|startoftext|>Call, leave a voicemail ( ok too), and tell me here.\n\nThe Start.\n\nCall, leave a voicemail ( ok too), tell me here.\n\nThe End.\n<|startoftext|>Smile. That's a muscle.\nTough luck.\n<|startoftext|>Odd physics in deep mind control suite means some robots may be able to hack the AI to do their bidding - but only if they're so unlucky as to collide with each other. That's the weird thing about AI. It can do almost anything.<|startoftext|>So close<|startoftext|>At least when compared to other AIs, the Tesla coil wasn't cheating.<|startoftext|>Update: I've called my reps ( counts), so here's my neural net D&D\n====================\nIn case you were wondering, here's the neural network version of \"a woman is strolling through a park\" minus the fox.\nThe fox is actually quite attractive in this setting.\n====================\nthx for the suggestion! It's something like this: \"In the future, AI will take the form of non-human primates.\"\n\ni kind of wish that were the case\n====================\nThe neural network is NOT that good at graph theory.\nHere are its worst attempts at making a  comic strip.\nbad\nbetter\n}}\n<|startoftext|>Here's another neural net comic strip.\nI wonder if there's a similar list on AI wiki?\n====================\nExclusive! A computer-generated cow.\n====================\nI guess not. But if you give it the option to hide the label, and when you try to read the label again, it will use the hidden text to explain what's going on.\n====================\n“In Other People, the cat was starting to get a bit too friendly though so I set fire to its fur and legs.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>the  people have been so wonderful!\n\nthis is the day I’re not \n\n<|startoftext|>the  people are just getting better and better!\n\nthis is the day <|startoftext|>\nthe  people are just getting better and better.\n\nthis is the day <|startoftext|>\nthe  people are not getting enough credit for this.\n\nhere's another one with a neural net background.\n\nalas, I had fun with that one.\n\nalas, not with that one.\n\nalas, \nhaving fun w/ that one.\n\nalas, not \n<|startoftext|>\nthe  people are just getting better and better.\n\nthis is the day I’ll take a furlough.\n\nalas, \n-80 lines of code, inner loop, and/or kill all bugs\n====================\nHad fun playing around with   and the neural network. I'm thinking of doing the same for   and the audio hype is AI friendly.\n\nIn the mean time, check out this punk concert video from 's vpon youtube channel. Big, fat GAN skull.\n====================\nI looked it up on Google! This roiling column of sh*t is from a NERV-231 world.\n \nit's got SPOOKIES.\npenguins.rnn.ai.man.rnn\n====================\nHumans will mess up your automated everything.\n\nvs.\nHuman:\nH/T to do with that human-knitter thing later.\n====================\nIf you like detective books with fun SFF writing, I highly recommend this one! It’s got tons of heart.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Heartily agree that machine learning art tools should be easier to use. Also, I'm curious to see if some of these techniques are exported into  with the same ease. Will be posting an AI-powered painting/ drawing when it’s done!\n====================\nOoh and I'm actually quite fond of the neural net's weird photographic styles.\nh/t  for the link)\n====================\nWhen Apple started generating nonsense characters, I’ll use this to my advantage\n====================\nUpdate: I found a way to turn off the scoring entirely. It seems to be working on Mac too.\n====================\nA few more from the neural network trained on Chinese characters.\n\n(there's also Russian, Japanese, German and Dutch)\n====================\nSo I have acquired 2lb of the best shredded smoked chicken I have ever had. What is the best and highest use for it?\nAlso have: perfectly cooked black beans, 1 lb pulled pork\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Patriots\nHog bobcat\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic high-rise\nStrategic low-rise\nStrategic\n====================\nThe solution is so much fun. More from the book:\n====================\nAmazed by the crappy snow and ice in 's crappy season. #snow\n====================\nI guess not. Permission to peek inside the book at my leisure.\n====================\nIn a strange twist on the \"Shetland Sheep Dog\"\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nScientists will not discuss the topic of global warming. Ask any of these questions and I'll give you a damn good answer.\n====================\nAt least Watson really went for it.\n====================\nI'll be talking in downtown Boulder on Wed! It should be a lot of fun.\n====================\nThe +64 power of the Kishan Pal sounds like a ton of fun.\n====================\nI tried to run the neural net gpt-2 on the same dataset and sure enough, there's a big difference.\nHere, gpt-2 is giving it a hard time.\nh/t  for the dataset)\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nH/T Robust Visual Chatbot for the analysis!\n====================\nThe neural network thinks the best costumes are the ones that *everyone* knows about.\n\nNot everyone who dresses up thinks they know what they're doing.\n====================\nSiri, show me what a picture of a cat looks like.\n\nSiri, show me what a picture of a dog looks like.\n\nSiri, I want a cat!\n\nSiri, I want a dog!\n====================\nI have more neurons in the cake recipe game than there are cakes. I think it would be a good idea to have a tutorial as part of the recipe. Right now I'm just making sure the humans are eating the cake.\n====================\nIt's a fact. Sometimes they even insert quotes from the Wikipedia article to complete the sentence.\n====================\nThe neural network  is not that talented at  . One example: in the middle of the night it got stuck taking the portrait of a physicist, not a painter or sculptor.\n====================\nIf any of my readers have cats, I apologize on behalf of my book. If you have any question about whether my cat biscuits are really cat biscuits, I apologize on behalf of my book.\n====================\nCurrently having a field day with this one. Not sure if this is a good  or a bad thing.\n====================\nI guess not. Intentional or not?\n====================\nThe only reason I included a genius method for generating gibberish in the first place is because it's the only way I know of to get some kind of funny human-knitter thing.\n\nIf you ask for \"darth tarantula\" or \"thunderclaw\" I get \"tiny thumping thumper testicles\".\n\nIf you ask for \"thunderclaw\" or \"thunderclaw extravaganza\" I get \"thunderclaw extravaganza in the shower\"\n====================\nI am thinking more about image recognition algorithms and their workaholic tendencies. Lumpy top looks good, but couldn’t it be cream?\n====================\nI was interested to see if there was a way to see if the neural net was naming cats until it learned to do both.\n====================\nI highly recommend[89] This book is so much fun.\n\n\nPowell also offers up entertaining alternatives to traditional education.\n====================\nThis is a great start! Looking forward to see what others discover!\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \n(pics in previous tweet)\n====================\nI discuss the AI vision problem in my book, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How AI Works and Why It's Making the World a Weirder Place.\n\nAlso features a neural net who is described as \"mentally ill\"\n====================\nI'm just now discovering that GAN image recognition algorithms are not that different from the kinds of images they were trained on. They really are Boogers and Goggles.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\"\n====================\nI've got some great news for sci-fi fans: there's still time to get an advance copy of my book You Look Like a Thing and I Love You!\nThanks so much, Forrest!\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nI had fun talking to Rob for this one! He talks about some of the challenges of training these AI agents.\n====================\nI am thinking of doing the same thing. First, mail in your snail mail (or something very similar) to:\nJohn Podesta\n202-456-3612\n====================\nThe neural network training began long before today's weather. Long before today's record-breaking heat waves. Long before anyone predicted a time like this.\n\nForecasters: pay close attention to the pixels on the screen.\n\nData thanks to:, but may contain inaccuracies or mistakes. Details at source link below.\n====================\nPhil Plait's brilliant 's unimpressed by  's recent panellists.\n\"I love cake, but only if you make it from scratch each time.\"\n- Baked Chicken, \n- Chocolate Chicken, Dark Chocolate Chicken, and Cake\n- Not sure if the cake is supposed to be oven-baked or cracker-crumbly\n====================\nThe neural net is really not that good at the \"realistic\" end of the spectrum. At least it wasn't performing worse than a neural network would.\n\nExcept at the \"anthropomorphic\" end. At least it wasn't \"living\" squid.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nI am biased, but I think this is better than \"made by a computer\" or \"made with a computer\".\n\nAlso: Botnik, GAN, and more.\n====================\nIt is wonderful! What a waste not to include a beluga.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I would like to watch the  skiers get attacked by wild dogs\n\nthen as the dogs descend, the skiers rise to take the dogs\n\nthe skiers hit the ground hard, sending shivers down my spine\n\nthen the dogs come back, lick their wounds, and go to work\n\nthe skiers come around, lick their wounds, and go to work again\n\nthe skiers come around, lick their wounds, and go to work again\n\nthe skiers come around, and the dogs start licking their wounds\n\nthe dogs keep coming, and going, and coming\n\nI would watch that video all day.\n\n—<|startoftext|>In 1999, a team of German students led by one  went on an exploration trip to the Antarctic.\n\nThey wrote up their trip in 's excellent book:\n<|startoftext|>The Alaskan Way: Discovering the Weirdness of the Alask\n====================\nIn an ironic twist, a neural network is about to do some of the work for you.\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nI guess not. It would just be different with humans.\n====================\nUpdate: it looks very GAN-like. A few more specks and I'd consider it a fairly standard human/goose fusion.\n====================\nBut how to stop?\n\"I told you so\"\n\"It works\"\n\"No, it doesn't\"\n====================\n“Levels and time of day can also affect the number of pixels a pixelated blob contains.”\nGreat talk by  on how cloud cover can blur the image surface. Looked at times like a neural network would blur them out, but clouds are a different story.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>If you ask VisualChatbot to generate new  lines, it does a wonderful job. But it's not exactly about what you'd expect. For example:\n\"In the year 2140, there will be a famine in Alaska.\"\n\nVisualChatbot:  \nText size is fine\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is the title of a book)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is the title of a movie)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101% sure this is not a typo)\n(101\n====================\nThe neural net train took an unexpected turn for the bizarre at the start of #NaNoWriMo video.\n\nCan't believe they made it this far. #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nThe neural network does not, however, produce the [censored] caption.\n\nInstead, it substitutes in the [censored] part that It's about time\n====================\nYou are WRONG about something if you ignore the evidence.\n====================\nI'm just now getting my books, but already sharing some very frightful illustrations. —Holly wyverns\n====================\nI just called mine! Call yours and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you. Yummy\n====================\nAny chance you could try a neural network for text-based AI at 1/4 power?\n====================\nYou can call your reps. Tell me here and I’ll post a neural net generated pie for you.\n====================\nThere is a huge amount of bias in the dataset, however unintentional it may seem.\n\nfrom\n====================\nLots more data in the output   image format. Widget barplot.\n(There's also a windowed mode that uses more system resources.)\n====================\nI am thinking of doing the NeuralTalk2 chatbot thing, but with humans instead of computers. A computer tries to talk to a human, and a human talks to a computer.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Here's a small sampling of the awesome neural nets you'll find in the wild.\nGan (which sounds intriguing)\nBrim Hat (which I will tolerate in theory, but.......\n( I’ll accept challenged algorithms)\nAlgorithm was challenged by  of  at  in a silly lab setting.\nGan could have challenged it with  of  of \nalgorithm was challenged by  of  of \nalgorithm was challenged by  of \nalgorithm was challenged by  of \nalgorithm was challenged by  of \nalgorithm was challenged by  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nalgorithm was challenged  of \nal\n====================\nI guess not. The algorithm requires at least as many examples as there are humans.\nH/T,  for the lead on this one.>>\n====================\n<|startoftext|>So, after talking to  about this, I think it would be a good idea to give a neural network a backstory first?\n\nlike, say,  gave a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gave a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gave a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gave a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gave a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a neural network a backstory of \n\nlike, say,  gives a\n====================\nIt looks very promising! Was 地府破書式辺实 with some nasty ITC spikes thrown in for good measure.\n====================\none of the many reasons i love this project is i got to see a neural network inventing names for actual places. wonderful!\n====================\nJust passed 1000 submissions! The weirdness is mostly due to the fact that it's impossible to choose one of them. Many of them are from inside the human brain.\n====================\nYou're cornered by one of these. You figure you're done for. Then, something makes you remember a video you once saw, and in desperation you start singing Uptown Funk. The robot freezes. Then it swivels.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNewly discovered AIs:\nUnique feature: it can generate new names for any object\n====================\nThe AI does not mean well.\nit: once you add the snow, it:\n1) stops moving\n2) does not learn to walk\n3) does not learn to run\n4) remains motionless\n5) does not learn to write\n6) remains motionless\n7) does not learn to do dishes\n====================\nCan someone outdo the  who drew all the animals?\nTiger a cow with bad news for the swine\nOwl a swine with bad news for the cow\nOwl a swine with bad news for the lamb\nMachine a swine with bad news for the chicken\n====================\nthe \"geek\" in the above is actually a cat, not a human.\n====================\nTo celebrate #15YearsOnStation  is posting amazing gifs. This is one of my favorites. #UnconventionalCandyCats\n====================\nFor the book?  \norder here:  \nand get a signed copy sent to you!\n\nThanks to  for the recommendation!\n====================\nMy cat was not a fan of that commercial! He tried to drag it out. in fact, he tried to push it into the air. He managed to drag it to the edge of the screen. (““in a good way”)\n====================\nIt worked! Behold, the batachu\n====================\nSome of these neural net recolors are for lovable GPT-2\n====================\nRead this! Fulltext, and links, in one place.\n\nPlus a link to the forum post with the input data for its image segmentation.\n\nLots of interesting stuff here, from small wonder that led to the AI researcher to the most pressing research questions.\n====================\nIn an interesting twist on the \"drop dead\" craze, a team of researchers led by Zhaoyu Wang at Stanford have developed a new form of neural net generated rock music. (via)\n====================\nThe neural network folks at large have a very Victorian mind.\nH/T Bruce Preston for the research on which this article is based.\nImage from\n====================\noh no bot those aren’t park benches\ndon’t do that\n====================\nAnd I really want this to work on mobile - and desktops - and it would be so much fun to play it that way.\n====================\nA few more of those:\n====================\nThe shopping mall has a pet rock!\nFrequent customer #907: deliciousness.\nMore details in the article:\n====================\nI’ll add “wings” to the list of things to watch for in the next Star Wars.\nseems plausible to me\n====================\nI highly recommend Hard Corps!🦇🦆🦊🦊\n====================\nThe neural network would change the subject of your story.\n\nIn fact it would often change the subject of your story.\n\nSomehow it would never tell you what the object is supposed to look like.\n====================\nSome of the neural network-generated birds are downright annoying, though. Reading their descriptive text is part of the fun.\n====================\nThe neural net LLGnosticator was originally trained on 10k sources, so it's a bit biased. But it correctly identified the most unusual sources as puppies.\n====================\nIt looks like a neural net generated forest.\n====================\nI’ll add “strange discworld dreams” to the known side effects of reading my blog\n====================\nUpdate: the neural network #PlushGiraffe did in fact generate some new plush giraffe textures. However, they were all from just one single source!\n====================\nthere were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and there clearly was once a time when there were. but now there are none. nor are there eggs in the  list of snacks. nor are there salamanders. nor wyverns. nor borats. nor reeks.\n====================\nI am thinking themed - a hint here\n====================\nthe  folks have been at it too!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network generated some new dragons.\nThe new dragons are:\n1. Werebat\nWerebat are a subspecies of Bat that live in caves.\n2. Etherealfoot\nEtherealfoot are a subspecies of Foot that live in grasslands.\n3. Gossamerfur\nGossamerfur are a subspecies of Wolf that live in grasslands and mountains.\n4. Scarcelyvis\nScarcelyvis are a subspecies of Wolf that live in grasslands and mountains.\n5. Noizybelly\nNoizybelly are a subspecies of Cow that live in grasslands and mountains.\n6. Hypnotizoid\nHypnotizoid are a subspecies of Chicken that live in grasslands and mountains.\n7. Squidward\nSquidward are a subspecies of Duck that live in grasslands and mountains.\n8. Squidward\nSquidward are a subspecies of Goose that\n====================\nThis sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\nI tried to reproduce the original xkcd with a bunch of new models and it still fails to find a way to x. \n\nat least it did for my computer.\n\np.s. I have more problems than just neural network hacking.\n\np.p.s. I found this!\np.p.p.s. I am pretty sure this is how they do it in sci-fi movies.\n(edited)\np.p.p.p. I am pretty sure this is how they do it in cartoons.\n(edited)\np.p.p.p.s. Maybe they add the legs later for some reason.\n(edited)\np.p.p.p. I like how the neural net includes a few extra pie crusts.\n====================\nUpdate: the neural net's S-curve is actually a D-shaped curve. It almost didn't make it into the simulation at all.\n====================\nLooked at the Chockstone images and the Stone Blade one doesn't quite stack up with the others.\n====================\nI just called mine! My first order: \"Stupid pie\". And my second: \"Smells of pie to me\". And my third: \"Pie, please\".\n \n(Poll ends December 7th)\n====================\nthe neural net is not that good at dates\n====================\nShoelessJane and  are doing an experiment together. I’ll post a new set of random #gaia generated  lines for you.\n====================\nI know neural networks are pattern-recognition algorithms, but how many patterns can one expect from a single sigil?\n====================\nAs an aside, I just called for an investigation of gpt-2. I am:  \nGpt-2, please take a look at this already. I beg of you: do not let this happen.\nCall your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net GPT-2-powered cheese sandwich for you.\n====================\nThe mechanism by which AIs learn to generate stories is fascinating. From  : \"Humans love stories so much they write stories in our faces.\"\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, but only gave it firework names. Any fireworks that don't end in \"W\" sound more like science fiction.\n====================\nAll the results are from the US, but if you're outside the US, the  folks are having lots of fun w/ it.\n====================\nHowever they did report on the cat cafe from time to time.\n\nToday: Feels like a Catacomb while Feels like a Catacomb.\n====================\nIt works beautifully! Going to have fun playing with it!\n====================\nLegitimately scary moment when the whole neural net starts berserk.\n====================\nNot sure whether to laugh or cry about this. I’m still collecting D&D bios. Contact your reps, tell me here, & I’ll post a new neural net D&D spell for you.\n \nOnline version here:\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nFor the last time, here's the last of the neural network-generated pub names.\n\nFor the lovers of strange new pub names: this is the last of the  sets.\n\nFor the 7th:  Winnipeg Free Spirit\nFor the 5th: I love\nFor the 3rd: Why\nWhy\nWhy\nWhy\nWhy\nWhy\nWhy\nWhy  \nDrive straight, honk, shout \"Fire!\"\n- The Angry Cow\n#SaveTheScooters\n====================\nYou did it, Voat.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Adversarial attacks: not what we were expecting. But we were wrong about the neural network.\n\nFrom a practical point of view, the biggest advantage of having an AI over humans is that it can do more interesting things.\n\nHuman creativity: that's what it tried to do with the cake.\n\nFrom a technical point of view, the biggest difference is probably in the training data. From that one particular training point, the AIs had better ideas about how computers work.\n\nFrom a pedagogical point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to do the same thing.\n\nFrom a marketing point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to sell you a product instead of a service.\n\nFrom a research point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to do the same thing but on a much grander scale.\n\nFrom a chatbot perspective, the biggest difference is\n====================\nImmediately drawn to one particular index entry in #HowToXKCD \n\n\n====================\nBelieve it or not, but the Domino's pizza delivery guy is actually a vampire.\n====================\nThe neural network learning to generate climbing route names.\n\n\nThe route names we generated had names that were not intrinsically related to the climbing route names.\n\n“Climbing route name first, then Sudden Pine, and Fungus Barb are added later.”\n====================\nWhen you ask for help with an AI, there's usually a person who’s willing to help.\n\nThat person is usually: \n\na) my computer\n\nb) myself\n\nc) the internet\n\n====================\nAmphibious mind woodpecker\n====================\nwho's a real doctor, and a trilobite!\n====================\nSomething tells me this won't be a cakewalk.\n====================\nUpdate: the neural net's S-curve is now a thing (  ).\nWhat happened next is the stuff of legend.\n====================\nThe neural network would stop if it was forced to draw a character at random.\n\nSo it gets to choose its own illustrations.\n\nAuthor: unknown\nLanguage: unknown\nSize: unknown (won't post to Paktia)\n====================\nThese neural net-generated fish are WEIRD. Like sheep. And the moon.\n====================\nThe algorithm does a good job of ignoring the humans.\nGambling human: \nGambling human: (?\n====================\nYou might also like:\nNatural Language Understanding with Machine Translation\nEmbedding Other + Embedding Machine Text\nRecurrent Neural Network + Embedding Other + Embedding Machine Text\nMachine Translation with English Wording\nMachine Translation with Chinese Wording\nEmbedding Machine Text + Machine Translation\nMachine Translation with Russian Wording\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Sofa Pig on the Raider\"\n====================\nI'm just getting started. Look for the bear logo in the recipes.\nSupposing I tried to make some neural net-generated pies...\nPecan pie crust:\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nMy immediate thought when I saw that the neural network generated nickname was \"Wretched bag\" is \"oh no that's not a bear\"\n====================\nI just called NASA GRAVITY BIRD\n====================\nOmg do i ever. This is the scariest and most delightful AI generated landscape ever.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nIn a weird twist of events, a neural network is about to do some strange things to your computer's files.\n\nh/t  for the link)\n====================\nThis sounds really good. Looking forward to it.\n====================\nInventing new words. Go ahead and use   to generate new ones. \nYou will be \npromising\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines are some of my favorite.\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"I guess life was simpler then\"\n\"“Our job as AI is to make you WANT to go to that place and feel welcome.”\n====================\nI know neural networks are *bound* by the hard data problem, but STILL can we have a neural net generate Christmas carols?\n====================\nIt’s a VCR4. It knows how to convert from one kind of image to another. It also knows how to turn an image into a book, a movie, a tv show, etc.\n====================\nThis sort of thing is exactly why, although I had the story take place in 2031, I made it so the scooters were developed in 2020.\n====================\nThe neural network's entire repertoire of possible names is impressively long.\n\nBut when I zoom in on a particular flower, it's hard to pick out the individual flowers.\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for researchers to conduct new kinds of machine learning research. I am especially interested in:\n1.) tasks that are more like learning styles or learning algorithms than learning styles or algorithms\n2.) problems in which the researcher never knows what the model will become\n====================\nI just received an advance copy of Your Brain on a Wire, my book about artificial intelligence. Exciting read. \n\nIn The Next Best Thing,  writes about a programmable ketchup can that grasps onto objects.\n\nMore:\n====================\nA machine learning algorithm will replace any word in the title of your neural net.\nHere's mine: \n\nBeautiful trying  on some neural net  titles. Comments are welcome.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Your Beard Is Not Yours\"\n====================\nApproach of neural network to alpha version of 's map.\nCan this please be the theme of the next Matrix movie?\nh/t  for the link)\n====================\nA few more samples of neural net cake decorating, courtesy  .\n\nThe cake is a bit tricky to make out the details, but it's Charlie Bucket.\n====================\nIt's a Vulture Cat! And it is a VERY BIG Cat! At least 30x that big. And it KNOWS WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO be.\n\nIt's fond of sweet potatoes, so it's perfectly suited for this.\n\nIt KNOWS WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO be.\n\nIt KNOWS WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO do.\n====================\nThe court's decision in United States v. Lee should serve as a cautionary tale for other states considering voter ID laws.\n\nIt's unclear whether gerrymandering is automatic, or whether it can be prevented.\n\nat least when it happens in Tennessee it's a while before the polls open.\n====================\nThere's a time and a place for everything from  crafts to  history. ~Latourell Falls\nIf we got  a Nobel Prize, this would be one of them.\n====================\nOmg this is the most anticipated song title of the year. Congrats, Jeff Shirley.\n- /sarcasm\n- pause. listen to the new batch of neural drum samples at their full volume.\n====================\nNext panel: GAN image recognition using torch. Image recognition accuracy improves as error rate goes up.\n====================\nThe Genius Bar chart is based on math, but if you stop at the line labeled \"1 minus infinity\" there are more zeroes after \"two\" that you can add.\n\nIt's based on math, but that means the other zeroes are also real.\n\nThat leads to more imaginary lines, leading to more imaginary zeroes, leading to more imaginary zeroes.\n====================\nI'm just now starting this book, and the AI characters are by a long shot THE best. DeepMind's creativity and human touch are on another level.\n\nThe shop will be there BYow #fantuesday!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNewman-Seed, short, sweet, and scary fireworks with giant horseradish & wizard potatoes.\n====================\nThe simulator is *definitely* not that good at R2D2\n====================\nSo, w/o editing, w/o raft, w/o canoe, w/o kayak, w/o helicopter... w/o space shuttle. What would you edit next?\n====================\nAs of yet, there is no way to turn it off. In the mean time, here's how it performs when given the option of \"never mind\" or \"somehow this works\"\n====================\nI used a neural network for the AIs used for the shopping cart. (I wonder if a neural network could generate names for cars?)\n====================\nOr in other words, non-human, non-gaussian noise. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, per se.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>A couple of the neural nets are from the BBC. The lion is from China. And the hare is from South Korea.\n\nThe snowman is Italian. And the elf is from Ireland.\n\nThe toaster is a toaster.\n\nThe toaster.\n\ntoaster.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\n \n\ntoaster.\n<|startoftext|>A few of the neural nets are from the BBC. The lion is from Zimbabwe. The hare is from Ethiopia. The snowman is Scottish. And the toaster is Welsh.\n\nThe toaster is English.\n\ntoasters.\n\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\ntoasters.\nto\n====================\nThis is a great start. Will be following up on this. Big data? We need to know.\n====================\nThe Grid has a theory on why some subreddits are more active than others.\n====================\nMy library is full of books by  . If you're looking for a good science fiction/fantasy start, look no further!\n====================\nI think it would have been more effective if they'd asked more diverse questions. I get it that a lot of autistic people ask for autofilled questions.\n\nBut ask them again and I bet they have a different answer.\n\nIt might just be that they asked the wrong autistic person.\n\nOr it might be that they asked the right autistic person.\n\nWhatever the reason, ask again and I bet you'll get a totally different answer.\n\nAt least, I did.\n====================\nSure, whatever you like. Just be forewarned: this neural net\nisn't that type of AI.\n====================\nI am intrigued that fish sauce is louder than snap peas\n====================\nThe network will try to add in as many as they can, depending on the ingredients list. For some reason, they almost always forget the  line.\n\nThey'll add in as many as they can, if they're lucky. Nothing to see here.\n\nThey'll try to add in as many as they can, if they're lucky. Nothing to see here.\n====================\nI will be on  today at about 7pm EST! Tune in, if you can!\n====================\nI could have told them to add the 's favorite  lines to the end\n====================\nI guess not. If you're a machine learning researcher and you use  in your papers, I'm suppose to read about your work here?\n====================\nTo play an existing song, type \"ACHIEVE\" or \"Nihilist\" at the prompt.\n(algorithm:  )\n====================\nWhile I was at it, I also trained a neural net on paint colors. What the hell are reds and oranges?\n====================\nFor this, I’ve got a neural network generate pie.\nLeft: authentic recipe. Center: modified recipe. Right: original recipe.\nPecan pie, with bug -eye patches!\n====================\nI had fun with this demo - sounds a bit like the iPhone but with birds!\n====================\nI was 6 and it had:\n1. a donkey\n2. a car\n3. a plane\n4. a tv\n5. a fish\n6. a tree\n7. a hill\n8. a castle\n9. an army\n10. a snowman\n11. a field\n12. an apple\n13. a barrel\n14. a steak\n15. a pie\n16. a grill\n17. a fire\n18. an army\n19. an ice cream cone\n====================\nConsider these, each hand-written by a child:\n====================\nThe model the neural network was generating had a much larger head and much longer beady canine. So it might read more like this.\n====================\nWhen the moon is full, the leaves turn to spikes and then to... spikes and then to hair?\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82m Amazon product reviews.\n\nCan do with that.\n\n⚠️Seems to be doing a bit of word salad.\n====================\nThe neural network would do just about anything for a brain.\n\nBut I’d rather have a brain that was happy with a 2:1 profit to loss ratio than a 1:1 profit to growth ratio\n====================\nIncredible work by ! She has used neural networks to generate some of the most beautifully weird names.\n\nShe also generated some of the most mundane.\n\nSome of these may or may not be haunted.\n\nI am working on a book of her most notable machine learning contributions (and hopefully many others too)\n====================\nI would love this!\n====================\nAt its core, Machine learning is just a bunch of nerds playing video games. As such, it's a silly AI that’ll occasionally get weird.\n\nHowever, it's also worth pointing out that while Machine learning has learned a great deal about text, it still doesn’t understand how sentences work.\n\nSo it can’t help but be weird sometimes.\n\nAnd sometimes it tries to use weird image recognition algorithms to fill in missing blanks in the story.\n\n(Trial run of  at\n====================\n<|startoftext|>It is amazing what a little research can do. One of the things I learned is that [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/awlias/comments/2qmx2s/i_dont_walk_anywhere_unless_there_is_a_crawfish/d7yywx3]is[/url].\n\nAlso, for the record: Trelawney was not sick. She just stopped eating. And talking. And drinking. And sleeping.]\n\nThat's not to say that her dialogue was always this entertaining, mind you. As is the case with most of the Quidditch matches, the participants were humans (and some Googled \"eat this\") or some variation thereof.\n\nThe neural net did end up generating some genuinely delightful outcomes though. For instance:\n\nThe match was a bit on the wild side, with spells and bears and sheep and stuffy wug-beast noises\n====================\nOh sure, there will be dragons and bears and wizards. And hippogriffs.\n====================\nThere are so many gems in the raw neural net output here. I was astonished when I first saw it.\n====================\nBigger than \n====================\nThe neural network's not that good at  . It's bad at most of them.\n====================\n“We would never share your details with anyone except as part of an aggregate that we built ourselves.”\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>This is the computer's interpretation of \"sand dune buggies\".\n\nBased on what it saw in the wild, it guessed the \"full-size\" model was 2 feet long.\n\n2 feet\n= ~2 meters\n\n\nBased on what it saw in the wild, it guessed the \"half-sand\" or \"half-cloth\" model was 1 foot long.\n\n1 foot\n= ~1.75 meters\n\n\nBased on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the \"full-size\" model is 1 meter long.\n\n1 meter\n= ~1.75 meters\n\n\nBased on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the \"half-sand\" or \"half-cloth\" model is 1.75 meters long.\n\n1.75 meters\n= ~1.75 meters\n\n\nBased on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the \"full-size\" model is 1 meter long.\n\n1\n====================\nI guess not. A neural network would invent new names for the same reason humans invent new iron species\n====================\nI'm on  right now! Waiting for the fish to growl.\n====================\nI find the neural net's \"cat\" and \"dog\" formats both unsatisfying, even if I try to combine \"cat\" and \"dinosaur\" into \"haddock\"\n\nand \"bread\" into \"sandcastle\"\n====================\nI have nothing against bears. Alligators, snowmen, flamingos - whatever floats your boat. — Jack at TED\n\nThe bears TED describes as \"tall, aggressive, and lumberjack-like\" are actually quite tame. Although the lumberjack is a bit taller. And...well, it is a lumberjack.\n\nThe bears TED doesn't publish times when they were slow enough to see a human face.\n\nThey do reveal that they have an advanced copy of some human face formats.\n\nBut they also publish papers that claim to have solved the riddle.\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nHere's a more-detailed summary by  of the paper:\n====================\nThe paper's conclusion:\n\n\"Our results are in no way to suggest that the neural network model is, ipso facto, better at, um, deep learning.\"\n\nWhich is, um, interesting. I wonder if there's a similar but quite different approach to adversarial attacks?\n====================\nYou are WRONG about BASICS.\nIn fact you are much more WRONG about life.\nSeriously read my other posts to get a better idea of what I'm talking about.\nhttp://www.hacksawrcode.com/2015/01/24/art-flesh-dodysfunction/#ixzz2fm3hD4Y\nhttp://www.hacksawrcode.com/2015/01/26/art-flesh-dysfunction\nTHANKS, \n- aws\n- ai\n- beam splatters\n- beam splatters twice\n- once in an awesome 3D comic*\n*this is a legit blog post, not an animated gif*\n====================\nwell, I guess not. The neural net would never, ever, ever, fake an eclipse.\n====================\nUnfiltered group of generated birds from the supplemental info. Can any birder tell me whether these are generally existing species?\n====================\nI counted 20 penguins in a row. This is a new low. #penguincount pic.twitter.com/u6oYT8yV61P — Ben Goldacre  Michigan Tech   (@benjgoldacre) October 7, 2017\n<|startoftext|>The new low is penguin in a row.\nNext: shark in a row.\nSharks are from here, please add to the list. \n#UnconventionalCandyCorn\n====================\nI have not used Flaming Text since its initial public beta, but it does appear to have a text-based AI.\n\nHere's how it responded to \"What are the ten most dangerous animals?\"\n\nrobot(s) with fire in the belly\n\nrobot(s) if you don't eat first\nrobot(s) with a life expectancy of less than 10 minutes\nrobot(s) that are so fire-breathing they toast\n\nrobot(s) that are so dangerous they need a human in the middle\n\nrobot(s) that are so dangerous you have to click a link to get to the wikipedia entry about them\n\nrobot(s) that are so dangerous you have to hover your mouse over them to see the wikipedia entry\n\nrobot(s) that are so dangerous your eyeballs will pop out if you look closely enough\n====================\n<|startoftext|>On the one hand, neural networks are doing impressive stuff with text. On the other, humans are still the worst at this.\n\nMe: \nNvidia: \nAI: \nme: \nAI: \nme: \nAI: \nme: \nAI: \nme: \nAI: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \nme: \n====================\ni am charmed by how enthusiastic people are\n\nthe neural net generated dialogues are between humans, not AI\n====================\nA few notes on the AI learning process:\n====================\nI am thinking of doing something like this:\n====================\nthe whole dataset + more are available to browse through the Machine Learning API here:\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good idea what humans are thinking.\n(\n====================\nThis is one reason why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias: technically, they're interpreting the world the way we do, but we're just as liable to accidentally click on the \"show more\" button.\n\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nI'm just now getting my hands on the final game, but already it is one of my favorite series. Excerpt here:\n====================\nOne thing I love about this project is how it's using existing models and textures. It generated full-bleed human breasts and a baker's dozen other body types.\n====================\nI think my favorite part is the extended vocabulary.\n====================\nOoh, I love this. The neural net's gonna love this. #WorfTheSlug\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. I had fun writing about it.\n====================\nit’s really hard to find the best tarantula models, but it seems to be about the size of a human hand (or maybe bigger)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>It looks so cozy! :3\n<|startoftext|>My cat is in this!<|startoftext|>I'm reading this now!<|startoftext|>I'm reading this now!<|startoftext|>Cat, why are you doing that?<|startoftext|>Well, I'm sure my friend's cat would approve. But my cat, why are you doing that?<|startoftext|>And awesome job on the storyline - I love the steampunk and all.<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!<|startoftext|>Aww, look at the sweet little kitty cat legs<|startoftext|>Aww, look at the sweet little kitty cat tail<|startoftext|>A\n====================\nIt looks eerily like a neural net you might recognize from 's text-based AI.\nIt might even be  's voice.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate Alice in Wonderland stories. Here are a few of my favorites.\n====================\ngo ahead and say hi to  or  at your peril\n====================\nThe neural network would do well to steer clear of the following situations:\n1. Baby bottles\n2. Inappropriate cooking utensils\n3. Inappropriate near-sightedness\n4. Inappropriate dancing\n====================\nI would love to reprint a figure from a 1998 proceeding in my upcoming book:\n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nNote to whoever is operating the NYC subway system: IT KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE\n====================\nMy local AIs generate a huge variety of random AIs. Some are friendly, some creepy.\n====================\n“The end result is an intensely personal document that does not, in fact, purport to be a book.”\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nOmg read the first two lines! Even the crap you see in the manga is awesome. This is talent.\n====================\nalgorithm did not even begin to consider that there may not be enough food in the wild to support life on Earth. it learned that from books and websites.\n\nyet somehow this *is* a good thing\n====================\nIt was really fun on cam!\n====================\nUnfiltered, unaltered, non-targeted, uncritical peer-reviewed article from a non-profit group that advocates for endangered species. Outtakes include:\n\nScooby Doo read more at\n====================\nThe only people who should be able to see this data are people who donate to these groups. If you're within their geographical area, congrats!\n====================\nA more in-depth discussion of the problem by\n====================\nIt is time. We need to make this a movement.\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this, but have not found the right dataset yet. Any ideas?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNewly Added Fireworks\nGiraffe\nChicken McNugget\nLoving Hut\nRainini\nMy Little Pony\nDoctor Who\nRobot Chicken\nSnoopy\nPie\nLazy Cow\nPie Crustacean\nSexy Tiny Turdly\nBrim Hat\nBrain Bucket\nLava Bucket\nBlubber Broom\nHalf-Slime Covered In Blood\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\nSexy Sponge\nBrain Bucket\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\"\n====================\nThe bot also learned from answers given by humans. \n\nIt learned to generate the  line by line answer.\n\nHere are the top 5. \n\nGlad the neural net is on our side!\n====================\nI think my absolute favorite part is the level of detailed planning it required. From the tiny details of the neural network's hand, to the many, many tiny details of the human hand, to the many, many tics. Such planning discipline and planning discipline translated to planning all manner of other things, e.g. food, water, etc.\n\nMore:\n====================\nMy favorite part of this is the faces.\n\nMcKay vs The Philosopher's Chapeau\n====================\nThis is a great start! Looking forward to the next set of challenges.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The recipe the neural network generated was also used as the basis for this!\n\npowdered cheese\nchives\nchocolate\nolive\nolive oil\nolive butter\nolive rind\nolive bread\nolive breadcrumbs\nolive oil\nolive butter\nolive rind\nolive breadcrumbs\nolive oil\nolive butter\nolive rind\nolive breadcrumbs\nolive oil\nolive butter*\nolive rind\n*I know it's not *real* cheese\nbut your #PlutoParty15 hashtag is:  \n#PlutoParty15 is:  \n#PlutoFlybyNight is:  \n#plutoFlybyNight is:  \n#plutoFlybyNight is:  \n#plutoFlybyNight is:  \n#plutoFlybyNight is:  \n#plutoFly\n====================\nThe neural net did not make the neural net's art, but it did learn to generate crap that the real artist wanted to show off.\nThe resulting  pieces are strangely unsettling.\n====================\nAs far as I can tell, this neural net generated pub names are ... untrustworthy\n====================\nI should note that while neural networks are great at generating new animals, there are some species that are just plain hard to breed.\n\nIn particular, this is one of them.\n====================\nI think the caveman mode stuff is getting a little too real for some reason\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this. Yours probably not doing a WHOLE post like this. >:\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \nIs that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too?\n====================\nThere are so many gems in the raw neural net output here  \n(the best part is the stitching itself)\n====================\nI am thinking themed - a hint: lemon is a good one\n====================\nThis looks really good, & it was trained on very large corpora. Excerpt below:\n====================\nI'm just now getting into StoryMaker, but already it looks eerily on-brand for an AI.\n\nPlus, it's GM!\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a good handle on the series of events that lead up to that one.\n\nIn fact, the series of events seems to have been predicted by the  model.\n\nThe  neural network   are remarkably similar in many ways - they just happen to have learned from one much earlier document.\n\nEven though they're incredibly different in many ways, they seem to share a certain amount of commonality.\n\nIt could be that the similarities end up pointing us to the same underlying model - which is itself a model we already have.\n\n(tweet this)\n====================\n"
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    "content": "Philips Hue and Yang only work on solids. Not opaque blobs. Microsoft Azure: \"Objects\"\nGoogle Cloud: \"Blobs\"\n====================\nThe place to find me if you have questions about the neural network training process or about my cat.\n====================\nThe algorithm could be even more specific. In fact it could learn from the very first image on the internet.\n====================\nIn the early 1800s a Connecticut farmer named William Godwin planted a tomato vine that would one day turn black. The vegetable never did turn black, but the wheat it was supposed to eat turned black. That was the season. That was the season.\n====================\nI am intrigued that no one else is using this as a tutorial. Machine learning algorithms can do with some help from reading text.\n\nAlso interesting that the neural net seemed interested in clock towers and alps.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they reported on-brand fireworks as \"bricks and mortars\" and \"dart shells\".\n\nI called them. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for my opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for their opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for my opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for my opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for my opinion.\n\nThey called. I asked for my opinion.\n\n====================\nI've been hearing great things about the new  \n\nand the  models. Any chance you could train one on  ?\n\njulia is a neural network really, really well-suited for this.\n\nreally trying to get to the bottom of this.\n====================\nSo many amazing neural nets here at  ! So many datasets, so much talent. Home run derby at its finest.\n\nRunway soon.\n====================\nThe neural network would sometimes generate completely nonsensical sentences. I.E. \"A dog rode a spider.\"\n\nWhile this is useful for teaching algorithms to generate new characters, it's not very useful for describing the world.\n\nMaybe in the future it should be: \"A dog walked into a room\" or \"A dog ate a bun\".\n====================\nYe Olde English Text-to-Speech Recognition by His Majesty's Speech Recognition Team\n====================\nI tried to use   to get an explanation of these, but apparently it just happens to be the explanation they wanted.\n\nFrom wikipedia:\n\"A curiosity-driven learning algorithm explores a set of labeled images, labeled images being a category in its own right. As the labeled images get more mysterious, the algorithm becomes more inventive, eventually leading to a state in which it is not guided at all.\"\n\nThey did manage to get the *real* inspiration for these, though. Apparently  is a lot like a 4-year-old.\n\nFrom<|startoftext|>The takeaway here, though, is not to take inspiration from the internet. Instead, take inspiration from the human beings who have made it their mission to figure out how the universe works.\n====================\nI suggest giving some serious thought to what XKCD is teaching you about neural networks.\n====================\nI think it's time we had a look at psalms.\n====================\nAnomaly:  is a six-foot tree with six...eh...oh no\n====================\nfrom yesterday: \"Hang in there, pal. We're going to make it work.\"\nFrom today: \"I'm serious. This is going to be great.\"\nFrom tomorrow: \"I'm serious. This is going to be great.\"\nFrom today: \"I'm serious. This is going to be great.\"\n====================\nI think my favorite part is the neural net's early On The Spot bios. Reading through them again, I'm reminded of just how weird and wackier they can get.\n====================\nThanks for coming to my talk!\n====================\nFor anyone who needs a break from all the Robot in the Kitchen\n====================\nI'm just getting started on the AI research dataset that was partly to blame for creating a neural network that did some of the work.\n\nThe learning curve was steep, to be blunt.\n\nAt some point, it became pretty good at guessing recipes, though.\n\nIt's also pretty good at this other, much grimmer, task.\n\nI suspect it's good at guessing names, though.\n\nI suspect it's good at guessing on names but - WAIT - alchemy?\n\nI suspect it's good at both.\n\nI suspect it can even guess on first names but not on titles or locations?\n====================\nUpdate: just informed by  that they're reading my blog. So that's that.\n\nThank you so much ! That makes my day.\n====================\nYou can play an AI music sequencer too. It just got much, much better.\n====================\nFollow the money! I talked with  of  about crowd-sourced kitten names.\n\nHow a neural network could invent stuff like this.\n====================\nThere are so many gems in the raw neural net output that it is hard to choose - these are some of my favorites:\n====================\nI am intrigued that neural networks are so good at these Last.fm filters.\n====================\nOne thing I love about the neural network stuff is that it's... well, it's just plain crazy how resilient it is.\n====================\nTrigger warning for rape, death, and cannibalism\n====================\nThe neural network would change its mind about anything. Ever.\n\nat +1 more than usual, though. That's a rule.\n\nat +1 more than usual, though. That's a rule.\n\nat +1  again, and I give the neural net a reason to hate everyone.\n\nat +1 again. That's a rule.\n\nat  again with a neural network, and suddenly the AIs are bad at human kindness\n====================\nI suppose it is possible that by looking at these other neural nets, we might be able to figure out what the new \"Planet Nine\" looks like. (It sure as heck isn't Star Wars or The Matrix.)\n====================\nI've got more New York City skyboxes to offer but posting ADULTS ONLY please!\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! \n====================\nYesss i feel like i'm in a dream. A room full of dream sheep.\n====================\nOne thing about neural networks is that they are NOT that predictable. They will sometimes do what you want them to do, sometimes AGAINST what you want them to do, and sometimes EVEN AGAINST what you DONT want them to do.\n====================\nFor #ICalledMyReps and my D&D spell is...\nStorm of Slimer\nA harrowing sight.\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley took this! Original Meguiars! More on that in a sec.\n====================\nThe model train was originally supposed to last for only a few more days, but ended up staying open for 9. at least thats what the GAN was supposed to think.\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for people to donate to research into neural network cooking. I'll be cooking up a neural network-themed dish. Plan on it being delicious?\n====================\nA new neural network generated snowmen for you to play with!\n====================\nHave you heard of the fluffernutter?\n====================\nThe neural network will mess up your video game. Especially if you're a fan of cheese.\n\nGame:\n====================\nThe neural net would never Generate this type of nonsense. Always generate a generated story.\n\nNot sure why all the stories end up being about Generators who are... well, not very interesting.\n====================\nA word from  : the new neural network recipes are some of my very favorites.\n\nFor the curious : here's a handy dandy (?) list of all the neural network's recipes.\n\nAlso : freshbaked beans, no bake, raisins, and cherries.\n\nMore on the neural network : here .\n\nAnd the original list of neural network's recipes is a bit spooky - read the next page for the chilling .\n\nFor more on the neural network's limitations and its violent memory , read this post by  and this post by .\n\nPlus a bonus appearance by Professor Sbaitso.\n\nProbability density for a 1st appearance: 1 in 8013.\n\nProbability density for a 2nd appearance: 1 in 8011. (P<.0001)\n====================\n“There's a place for AI, but only if you let it use humans.”\n====================\nAs for the neural network's physical layout, here's a fun experiment at its disposal:  \n\ngraveyard\n====================\nThe neural network grew on trees, and on that note good vibes. Plus it learned from internet cats.\n\nH/T, 🦒, \n<|startoftext|>The internet thinks the   is its favorite.\n\nYou can try again later.\n====================\nWhen I trained the neural network on Marvel and DC superheroes, I found that their powers were mostly imaginary. But I also added elves and half-elves.\n\nInteresting theory, if you're interested in this sort of thing.\n====================\nThe neural network would never do pie.\n\nBut I Am The Snail is a very specific kind of ice cream, according to the neural network.\n====================\nA neural network would edit the text of your own blog post, screencap, or tweet.\nScreencap:\n====================\nA few more 🦒:\n====================\nI am absolutely smitten with this lil bugger. More gifs at \n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \nIs that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I think it works best with **more** words. For example, this one.\n\ncat\ndog\nbuck\nchow\ntoaster\ntoaster-full\ntoaster-roasted\ntoaster-salted\ntoaster-sealed\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-with-dipping\ntoaster-with-dipping\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-with-oil\n\ntoaster-sealed\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-with-dipping\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-without-dipping\n\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-without-oil\n\ntoaster-with-dipping\n\ntoaster-cooked\ntoaster-without-dipping\n\ntoaster-without-chili\nchili-flour\nchili-flour\nchili-flour\nchili-flour\nchili-flour\nchili-flour\n====================\nPlush giraffe+goose+frog+Gan .bundle of 10. All of this and I didn't even pay anything for it. Unforgettable. Forever on the list.\n\nLots of wildflowers here, some a bit too prominent for my taste. A bit on the wisthanous; I’m tempted to do a flowery string of nouns here instead.\n====================\nI'd encourage anyone reading this to read up on the basics of image analysis, including the importance of confounded guessing. -H/T Bruce Preston for the lead on this one\n====================\nI suppose it's possible that word-rnn are just slightly more creative when given the option to generate new words.\n\nMaybe they figure it's a good idea to give the A.I. the option of actually creating new words.\n\nOr maybe they just invented the right words?\n====================\nThe neural network would categorically deny the existence of intelligent life on other worlds.\n\nThe only thing it could really agree on is that humans are *exactly* what they seem.\n\nSo it went with the saucer-riding prairie chicken.\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas songs, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nAt their best, outrageously textured hand-drawn cats are delightfully weird and spooky. At their worst, inexplicably contorted.\n\nAt their best, they have the uncanny valley effect. At their worst, they make you wish you were a figment of their uncanny valley.\n====================\nI would like to watch that \n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Someone's Hanging Out with the Banshee\"\n====================\nThere were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks.\n====================\nI am thinking themed! A hint: honeycomb\n====================\n<|startoftext|>It does seem a bit excessive to post a book with no index or footnotes when there are so many good examples online. But it's important to remember that this was all before search engines figured out how to generate them.\n\nPlus,  this is the same index  that was used for the index of all the penguins.\n\nThis is why they're so anxious to see if some of the penguins are human.\n\nPenguin flu? Admirable. Let's see if we can get some giraffes.\n\nGiraffe? Not in the same category as the giraffes, but close. Let's see if we can get some peacocks.\nPowell’s Daughter? This sounds like an excellent opportunity.\n\nRoaring Prairie? This sounds like an excellent opportunity.\n\nGlasshouse? This sounds like an excellent opportunity.\n\nRoaring Prairie? This sounds like an excellent opportunity.\n\nGlasshouse? This\n====================\none of those\n====================\nStations to avoid: 1. neural net 2. GestureR 3. AIs that are smarter than we are 2. Artificial intelligence that is also smarter than we are\n====================\nThe neural network's \"bird species are extinct\" sentiment is actually pretty impressive. Look at these super hard-to-identify birds.\n====================\nSo if I had to pick one of these up, which one would it be?\n====================\nIt didn’t take long before someone noticed the squirrel and started calling. Overnight the call got to this point:  \n\ncall log\n<|startoftext|>And even though the  team doesn’t’t do bot names, this one has had multiple researchers nickname it the \"scratched\" version.\nGlad it finally made it out alive.\n(one researcher has labeled this \"poisonous carrot\" but that doesn’t make it good)\n====================\nI guess not. A neural network would never try to reproduce something like that.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network could be even nastier.\n\nEven nastier than this:\n<|startoftext|>This is the worst possible possible neural network training scenario:<|startoftext|>Not only is it the most boring, it also has one of the highest success rates at producing funny cat videos.<|startoftext|>Of all the neural network-generated movies, this is the one that's definitely not for the hobbit.\n\nh/t  for the link<|startoftext|>It looks eerily like a neural network generated painting.\n(paint colors by  )<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate comic book cover images, and they explained them better than I did.\n\nThanks  for the dataset!<|startoftext|>Update: the neural network's \"nail polish\" is definitely not for the hobbit.<|startoftext|>\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already knows all about fish species, but this new one just got fed so much of its own material. It also knows all about  .\n\nThe new  species are:\nFish\n====================\nYet another neural network D&D spell. Not that it's going to do much good at anything else.\n\nAlso new: cloud buster and hail of sparks.\n\nMore:\n====================\nBecause this neural net is bad at  + sci-fi + fantasy, it produced this other neural net  that was even worse at  + horror movies.\n====================\nThe neural network  built a viennese school bus. In the event that one of these gets stuck in some kind of tunnel, the disabled will be able to get out.\n====================\nSometimes they even make them up. Yesterday I went to bake sale and found not one, but TWO fake butter beans. One was breast-sized, the other 2' long. Not one was par-baked, not one was scrambled, not one was unroasted.\n\nEven the tinned butter beans had real beans in them.\n====================\nMelissa took a moment to compose herself.\n\nI thought of you, soldier.\n\nThis is why we fought.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural net's 1st human-written book is WEIRD.\nNew #NaNoWriMo entry: After Story, Part 2\nby  and Rene\net al. at \ntalks about their book club, etc\n#launch4bookclub\n#launch4bookclub A photo posted by   :\n#launch4bookclub \nRead more:<|startoftext|>There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks.<|startoftext|>Here's the original list I prompted the neural net with. Put these four into   and you get strange AI-generated snacks (though sometimes bird or fish species too which fair enough)<|startoftext|>I tried a few of the AI-generated snacks, and they're:<|startoftext|>Seaweed wraps\nRib eye\nChicken noodle\n\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \n\nIs that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too?\n====================\nAn increasing number of studies are pointing out the massive PR problems this would cause. State governments would literally not be able to spend any money on education without congressional approval.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nResearchers are busy testing new neural network-generated locks and doors. Some doors are a bit rougher than others.\n====================\nI think maybe I'll start with the neural network that generated the comic strip.\n\nIn the meantime, I'll be drawing some new X-Men characters.\n\n#AstroBait\nsupplied the X-Men with a nice, chilled beverage.\nJ. K. Rowling, welcome.\nDelighted that you got the novel. I hope your parents made it out ok.\n====================\nIn the early 1890s, the US Patent and Trademark Office looked at 19th century ceramics and decided to paint a giant skull and crossbones on a unicorn.\n====================\nIt works! Behold:\n====================\nThe \"beautiful\" neural net fonts used here are the best I've seen so far, but they're not what I was expecting.\n====================\nHere's another chatbot generated by  . this one more polite than the others.\n\nit learned from answers given by humans.\n\nit's not that surprised it got to that level.\n\nit's surprised it didn't go straight for the head.\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite neural network recipes. The only thing I didn’t add: horseradish.\n\nPlus some kindling.\n\nNoodles also required.\n\nPro tip: don't boil the noodles - that’ll not cook them.\n\nInstead, leave them to cool briefly before serving.\n\n- Emma\n<|startoftext|>Yesss I made a couple of new neural network-generated recipes. For #minoritiesmatter\n====================\nThe neural network would only do so much. It has no idea how large a city or state it's dealing with.\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at leotard-tossing. At least, not when it's given the option of two colors.\nColor blindness is not a fun/interesting option.\n====================\nTerrific article by  on the psychology of textgenrnn. Can read the whole thing here:\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do my bidding.\n====================\nA new currency? A new food group? A new RPG-style game? A twitter account? A human being?\n\nI’ll take that, neural net!\n====================\nThe neural network would never do pie. Especially not with frosting.\n====================\nFor the curious: the neural net trained on flower names got a bunch of flower names, but not their smell.\nHYPOCRITES\nBRUNOCHA\nBIRDING\nBUTTERFLESH\nCRYSTAL FLOWER\nDRAMATICALLY FLOWERY\n====================\nThis looks really good! Looking forward to it.\n====================\nThe number of times a neural network has to invent new floorplans per day is minuscule compared to the number of times it has to invent new rooms per day.\n\nIt has already learned to do the former by heart, and apparently the latter by accident.\n\nh/t for the list of unintentional halloween costumes\n====================\nYou are WRONG about SURPRISE and DAMNATION.\n\n1. it doesn't get more devastating than that.\n2. and it doesn't end up depressing.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nH/T,  \nMachine learning to generate fireworks.\nMachine learning to fill in blanks.\nMachine learning to out-of-left-field-challenge fireworks.\nMachine learning to wrap its entire-body-detection-systems-rather-than-eyestalk-roof-based-detection.\nMachine learning to generate names of its own.\nMachine learning to out-think-awesome-awesome-ate-itself-by-design fireworks.\nMachine learning to out-of-left-field-unique fireworks.\nMachine learning to out-of-left-field-discovery-future-of-fireworks.\nMachine learning to out-of-left-field-fireworks-retrieve-memory-efficiently.\nMachine learning to out-of-left-field-fireworks\n====================\nHey, I'm a neural network trained on Conan the Barbarian. Please enjoy this delightful bot-written story\n====================\nNot sure what to expect of these neural network-generated arcades.\n\ncurrently:\nStrategic rail-robobrain\n====================\nThis is brilliant! What I've never known about machine learning is the degree to which it completely misunderstands what humans are trying to accomplish. TED talks are a different animal altogether.\n====================\nVisual Chatbot has been on a Gilbert & Sullivan kick lately\n====================\nI just did an article on this - click here to read it!\n====================\nThe team at  are doing some amazing things with neural networks.\n====================\nThe place to find out more about the neural network I'm working with for this experiment!\n====================\nThe neural network would never do items 1-10. Never have. Never will.\n9. The Lord of the Rings - c0000's favorite\n8. Toaster Oven - c0000's favorite\n7. Toaster Oven - favorite\n6. Toaster Oven - time to upgrade to the best set of toasters \n5. Toaster Oven - I have just about enough experience with the 1st lines of Toaster Oven stories that I can tell you - but the 2nd and 3rd lines are different. Always interesting to see what happens when you try to turn the neural net to #ToasterOven\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural net pipe organs I've ever seen.\n====================\nBut that's not the worst part. The worst part is that it's been there since the beginning.\n====================\nThe neural network's song titles ARE the best. Aaaarrgh theres so much potential here\n====================\nI just unlocked the Advanced Configuration Menu and that means it's time for my first costume contest! View the entries here:\n====================\nThe AI can also be very creative, as in the example they gave. For some reason they thought the pizza would look better with the cow.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>A creative AI would never do harm. It's a happy creature.\nBut there's nothing \"artistic\" or \"techno\" about these.\n====================\nI've been collecting veggie-shaped tea towels since I started this project. This is the best available:\n====================\nIt's a VCR4, but it's WIller COW. Live long and prosper.\n====================\nEffectively they added insult to injury by including a neural network in the mix.\n\nI mean, this is pretty hilarious\n====================\nAt the moment, the only AI I'm really worried about is the one in the room.\n\n\"Listen to this. I'll transform your - um - whatever you do into a neural net.\"\n\nThat's all.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network first generated story titles, with a few twists and turns thrown in. Some highlights:\n\nThe Storyteller is a fairy godmother\nThe Cuckoo's child is a cow\nThe Cuckoo's child is a goose\nThe Cuckoo's child is a rat\nThe Cuckoo's child is a washing machine\nThe Cuckoo's child is a quill\nThe Cuckoo's child is a candle\nThe Cuckoo's child is a tallowel\nThe Cuckoo's child is a feather boa\nThe Cuckoo's child is a tallowel\nThe Cuckoo's child is a quill\nThe Cuckoo's child is a candle\nThe Cuckoo's child is a tallowel\nThe Cuckoo's child is a quill\nThe Cuckoo's child is a candle\nThe Cuckoo's child is a tallowel\nThe Cuckoo\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names of sports teams, but not all of them are the same.\nHartford Celts\nWhite Collar Fighting Robots\nMachine punishers\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for people to research biological mysteries with. I love crowdsourcing. My previous research:\n\nTerrible things that look like C-3PO but are actually bats.\nTerrible things that look like a space station but are actually a basketball court.\n====================\nthe creepiest/sweet places to find free beer at #sfhackathon\n====================\nOne of the many reasons I love the NeuralTalk2 text-based interface is because it's so accurate.\n====================\nFinally, someone has made a turtle ride please\n====================\nAnnouncing the first-ever AI-themed rock concert: \"Skull Candy\"\nThe performance will take place on the first Wednesday of every month at 1311 N Vermont Ave in Minneapolis! More info:\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley made these for the St. Patrick's Day Food Festival in her yard.\nH/T,  \n[img]\n====================\nI just found out there's a livestream! At 2pm US Mountain time, there should be. For a chance to see if they've got the map yet.\n====================\nAnd there's also the possibility that these neural nets are just being malicious.\n\nA few examples in the linked thread:\n====================\nBeautiful Latourell Falls - yellow with a bit of pink and red. A bit dizzying while it's blossoming, then pretty soon it's just a blur.\n====================\nI admit this one has me stumped.\n====================\ni am all for AI but the whole \"AI is brilliant at what it does\" approach to teaching makes me cringe\n====================\nThe thing that was really interesting was how quickly the neural network started to grow. At first it was just a few dozen, but then it doubled, tripled, quadrupled itself.\n\nneural net: created the game, but the players weren't allowed to play it\n\nhuman: this is how you win at poker\n\nhuman: this is how you win at Life is Strange\n\nhuman: this is how you win at Run Like an Ant\n\nhuman: this is how you win at Go\n\nhumans: this is how you win at Go\nGo is the only one of the three that has not lost yet.\n\nIt has not been played by one of the other three.\n\nIt has never been beaten.\n\nIt will never be beat.\n\nStay strong, everyone.\n\n- neural network\n\n- stay tuned....\n- neural net \n- win a \n- loss is permanent\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nH/T Scott Thuluman\nThe Bearcats\nThe Band Crawl\nThe Dark Tower\nThe Last Jedi\nThe Sims 4\nThe Sims 3\nThe Stagg Jr Library\nThe Great Courses\nThe Video Games of yesteryear\n====================\nOne of my favorite parts is the extended example of the Overlord deck. Stacks of cards line up in a neat row, each labeled by a neural network.\n\nFrom  : \"Card A is a standard 52-card deck. Card B is a 52-card deck with a ten-card exception. Card C is a 52-card deck with a ten-card exception. Therefore, Card C is a standard 52-card deck.\"\n\nCard-by-card analysis  of that neural network's constructed chess games \n\n(via  )\n====================\nOmg did you see them? Last year's crop looks like this.\n====================\nbtw are there any?\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \n(pics in previous tweet)\n====================\nThe neural network tried to reproduce the  line, only to find it repeats itself.\n\nCan you reproduce the funny part where it has trouble with vowels?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network only copied English words from the target list, so it can do all that other stuff.\n\nBut it also copied random Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese/Hindi/Tamil/Burmese/Persian/Arabic text from the internet.\nHere's what it did with the vee welcome  line.\n\nLeft: greeting card. Center: actual card. Right: neural net generated card.\n\nOriginal greeting card:<|startoftext|>\nCenter: actual greeting card. Right: neural net generated card.\n\nThis is a good one. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|>\nGlad the AI discovers  by now. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|>\nAiweirdness: artist rendering via<|startoftext|>\nThis is a good one. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|>\n\n====================\nMy former  labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this!\n====================\nThere was a time when I would have defended them, but now I see why they were so afraid\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good idea what  is. However, it is SUPER sensitive to very small changes in the background.\n\nFor more reading:\n====================\nI am intrigued that no one has pointed out that GAN images can also be VERY blurry. In fact they can be so blurry that in some cases they completely block out the characters/backgrounds they're training on.\n====================\nTo celebrate #15YearsOnStation  is posting amazing gifs. This from space!\n====================\nThis is HAL 9000, a.k.a. Steve Jobs. The Apple IIgs ran out of juice fast.\n====================\nThis sounds like a neural network recipe book, only with cats.\n\n\nAlso, I get a stuffed cabbage and  sprouts!\n \nAlso, I get a jar of brandy and a jug of orange juice\n====================\nA few more:\n====================\nI am thinking themed! It should be pretty good!\n====================\nIn December of 2015, American Airlines flight 13 from Boston to Los Angeles was flying at 40 knots with fog and overcast. At some point during the flight, the pilots asked for the weather to get better. The FAA says they were right. -\n====================\nOne of many tools in the training set that Learns.Animals uses to identify birds. Brought to you by  of  .\n\nAlso sporting a new doggy door.\n====================\nI would like to watch one of those videos. This one:\n====================\nI am not that impressed. My bet on p...\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! :3\n====================\nThe neural network isn’t that good at  details, but it sure as heck can handle the rest. More on this:\n====================\nIt is time for the Neural Network Warriors.\ngpt-2 had a very hard time with the \"nothing is final until...\" part.\n====================\n\"Bill Clinton was first. Now, this.\"\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Get Back There, Beast!\" according to the neural network's interpretation of your facial expressions.\n====================\nNow with the goat and the wizard!\n====================\nI am thinking themed, but can you help?\n====================\nOmg this book is so good. Can't stop reading. Aisha's sweet!\n====================\nbut it's a neural net, not a ballplayer\n\nor perhaps a ballplayer is a neural net too?\n====================\nHas anyone seen the movie Bowling for Soup? It would be so much fun seeing if it could be made to run in parallel with \n\n\n--\nAdded five more R2D2 layers:\n\n1. sfokshaft2\n2. meadowhopper\n3. butternut squash\n4. andy aurora\n5. andy dwarf star\n6. andy castle\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much!\n====================\nA few more architectural terrors from the deep end\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that clever. it can't figure out that the  in the caption refers to the before-and-after image of your face.\n\nit can, however, figure out that the  in the caption refers to the after-and-before image of your face.\n\ni.e. the  in the caption refers to the after-and-before images of your face.\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do the bidding of a Shakespearean tragedy.\n====================\nThe neural network just named some buildings. I'm Lowbrow, in the Mood for Liquor, and All Things Considered->Titbits\n====================\nFor the book club: This is the moment a vulture appeared.\n\nHive mind, wormhole, and the multiverse all rolled into one.\n====================\nSupposing I was to do a crochet version of the Elephant in the Room Problem, what should it be called?\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a recipe, but the #PlantThat would accept any text at all.\n====================\nHas anyone seen this before?\n====================\nIt's a wolf pack, but you're not allowed to shoot them.\nNew PC game: gun games where you can't shoot the bad guys, but can shoot the pack.\n====================\nThe one with the accordian!\n====================\nRemember when you said if I generated better neural net cakes, you'd get a recipe for 'em too? Neat!\n\nBaked star ai\ndraw something like this\n====================\nThe problem with expecting AI to make good moral choices is that it's very difficult to tell what a bad choice actually was. In this game, the bad choices are never reversed.\n====================\nAs if there weren't enough potential problems with this massive download.\n\nIssue: the neural net REALLY got stuck in the mud.\n\nThankfully this neural net doesn’t work well in the real world.\n\nIn fact it made this attempt at reproducing psalms.\n====================\nMy daughter went to Wellesley College. It's in a bubble (but you can bike or pickerel)\n====================\nMy co-worker Tomislav Kudričkovski made this video with a neural network that was given text-based translation. It did a number on the old fashioned way to German, but it's really not up to English. (2:00)\n====================\n#WebBycommittee  : thank you so much for doing this!\n====================\nMy practice is only with  and  , not  's page count. So in theory, it should be possible to limit the dataset to those two.\n\nHowever,  's strict subsetming means that it's impossible to do that.\n====================\nWhen AI is asked to produce written text, it is less likely to produce nonsense than to produce written text. Here are fewer redundancies.\n#FF :\n====================\nE-MAIL YOUR ADULT SISTER, P.O.V.I.C.H., TOO.\n\nSTART WITH BOTCH!\n====================\nThe distillery's website also mentions that \"a few\" years from now, someone will ask \"when were the last times that a cask was empty?\" and I will reply with a resounding \"never\".\n\nThe answer, apparently, is never.\n====================\nI'm training this neural network on 1,228 Marvel/DC superheroes and this Is Hulk Hogan, Hero, Witch, Dwarf, Human, Wolf, Panda, etc. Who are a bit more unusual.\n(algorithm does not, as far as I know, differentiate between humans & magic users)\n====================\nYou are WRONG about electronics. Learn from me.\n\nAt my show, w/ special guests Steve Lillywhite & David Ha!\n====================\nI just called mine. My call is:  \nLeft a message for: \n—\n<|startoftext|>This sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\nI am intrigued that the neural net would invent new superheroes.\n====================\nThe neural network is just getting started. It's compiling recipes and shit, and it's going to New York soon. #foodradio\n====================\nI guess so. It might learn to ignore the first 20,000 characters, but that's about it.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nI just called mine. My book:\n\"What We Do in the Shadows: Essays on AI\"\nasked:: neural network, asked to rename cat, said \"cat\" 1st 2 lines, asked to leave a message; first 2 lines are from ME, on adoption, on leg, on soup kitchen staff, etc.\n\nThen AI did cat next to me, and I was suddenly the happiest person in the room.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, but not to mention Iron Man 3, The Avengers, or The Lord of the Rings. Which ones are you?\n====================\nThe original GAN-based neural network training data was about as dense a b-tree as you'll find. It's a b-tree with points.\n\nThe same model added insult to injury by accidentally training its own image-causing algorithms.\n====================\nOne example that popped in my head: this neural net. It had generated food/drink pairings for a while, but the human connection was what drew them in.\n\nA spoonful of crow's on a toffee bean, both drippy and sweet.\n====================\ncmon troll! got some fun results with this!\n====================\nNeural net dreamed up names for a few of the ponies in the DCAU. Some w the sonic screwdriver.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nI read that somewhere. Perhaps ← it is time for a change. For the better?\n====================\nI am interested to see if the neural net pattern can be extended to other categories of pictures. For example, to list the different kinds of buildings that might include historical photos.\n====================\nThis would be a great time to point out that they’re SCIENCE FICTIONAL NOT ART\n====================\nneural net colors are fave because they're vivid and weird. i love them.\n====================\nIf anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of my book. This sounds amazing.\n====================\nThis bot posts random  lines from Wikipedia.\n\nBut it's really useful as a text-based script!\n\nHTTPS Everywhere\n====================\nThe neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews.\nAfter that initial launch, they had to make an immediate stop.\n\"We need to talk to the CEO of Uber or Google about their implicit bias issues.\"\n— Elon Musk\n====================\nThe neural network would write some of my favorite stories, but it also wrote some of the worst.\n\n\nIn no particular order:\n\n\n1. To  Foxtrot \n2. Not To Frozen Flame\n====================\nNext stop: Portland Guinea Pig Rescue!\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! :3\n====================\non the one hand, neural net cocktails on the other.\n\npom-fri - futurist cage\n \npom-fri - shared lab\n\npom-fri - on tour\n\npom-fri - to some science fiction stories\n====================\nSo, 6 months into my experiment, have the neural network's hair color preferences been reversed? Or are they still race and gender neutral?\n\n(algorithm's overfitting problem: how to stop it?)\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nIn a strange twist of events, the dog biscuit is about to go terribly wrong.\n====================\nA neural network would generate new names for fireworks, and other potentially dangerous events.\n\nMachine learning would be far more accurate at this point.\n\nThe real problem: our list of \"wanton\" fireworks\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"I'm Your Uncle, Vandal\"\n====================\nUgh, the 3D effect of + on image recognition algorithms is just so over-the-top awesome.\n\napparently people tend to look more normal when they're in the center of an image.\n====================\nThis is magical. Doing amazing. Massive cloud.\n====================\nNext stop: Michigan!\n====================\nWith the weather getting better and better, I thought I'd see if there's a neural net-based ice cream flavor. #SVCC\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nAt 9:30 this morning in downtown San Antonio, I’ll put a camera in your face and have you CREATE some meme text FOR free\n====================\nI wonder if this algorithm can be made to work on text as well as raw data. Any chance you could try that?\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Even better: extracting an image from a link.\n(top)\n(bottom)\n(left)\n(right)<|startoftext|>You can play a sound clip here:<|startoftext|>Or read this:<|startoftext|>Or, better yet, go read this!<|startoftext|>Even if you're a w Kramar, an algorithm can still tell you who your friends are.<|startoftext|>That's because they're ALL humans. An AI can't possibly read minds.<|startoftext|>Yes, humans are basically *all* the problems.<|startoftext|>An AI can't possibly read minds.<|startoftext|>So now that I've figured out how neural networks work, I figured I'd see what random humans would do with a list of AIs. And heck, it did some interesting things with the AIs I gave it.\n====================\nI wonder if there's a similar neural network that adds punctuation to articles.\n\nThat's because I don't know of one that does that to anything else.\n\nOne thing I can think of is that there IS a distinctive pattern that precedes the punctuation.\n\nI trained a neural network to generate new punctuation marks.\n\nHere are a few of them.\n====================\nI just called my two senators, so here's my call too.\n\nAl Franken:\n- call your reps (or go to hell)\n-endorse (or go to heaven)\nMark:\n- go to heaven?\n-endorse (or go to hell)\n-gain 5 ranks?\n-bet w/money on horse races? (or go to hell)\n====================\n“Highly recommended. A nuanced look at the causes and effects of mental illness.”\n====================\nI.e. a dog who somehow knows how the ball works, and will go anywhere you ask.\n2. The ball knows how to move the target, and will shoot anywhere that target will let it.\n3. The target will always be within arm's reach, no matter how far away the dog gets.\n====================\nI think my favorite part is the last few lines.\n====================\nThe moon was almost full today but due to some weird freak moon event, it is about as full as a can of beans.\n====================\nIt looks eerily like a neural network generated knitting pattern. A bit tricky to compare to the original, IMO.\n(possible use case for neural networks in the near future: text-to-speech algorithms)\n====================\nPossibly the most hyperbolic neural net-generated pub names are the ones beginning with a H. This is most likely due to the HvZ texturing.\n\nH/T Bruce Preston for the naming advice).\n====================\nI hope this project is a success! If you have a suggestion for an AI movie, please let me know!\n====================\nFor the book club: I read All of Stardust and A Mind's Eye and Bleepoban and it is SO GOOD. Recommend: read to the end\n====================\nThe neural network tries to reproduce the  lines by changing only a few characters.\n\n(algorithm:  )\n\nalgorithm:  \n(algorithm:  )<|startoftext|>The recipe the neural network generated. It used the majority of the ingredients, except for the walnuts.\n====================\nI am thinking themed in the coolest way possible. A spider has a heart of stone and a rhino has no heart of stone. Who wants one of these?\n====================\nThe neural net did not create this. It was not trained on chess games, for example. It was not trained on Go, for example. It was not even chess-playing AI at all.\n====================\nThe model-fitting algorithm  has a very unorthodox approach to hair.\n\nIt combed through existing images of human hair and decided on the  cutest/weirdest.\n\nOf course it's subjective, but this is what we thought it saw as human hair.\n\nIt's also prone to noise, so it doesn't quite grab onto the \nparticular hairsprink \n(oddly enough, hair also helps here)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Pluto and Charmulus are my favorite {#FF ; ed)\nThese two are pets of mine and people often assume I work in  or retail. They're not. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a doctor if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a mathematician if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a scientist if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a musician if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a crafter if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a gamer if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always  or  .\nPeople also assume I'm a geek if I'm lucky. That\n====================\nAs far as I can tell, this is  hovering over a bowl of oatmeal in the background. No birds or fish. Just some kind of menacing bird. BIRD. No. 88122.\n====================\nSupposing I was to do a story in 2017 - which seems like a reasonable bet since the next presidential election is just months away - what should it be?\n\nH/T Bruce Preston for the suggestion\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on the series of cat stories. In fact, it wrote the prologue. Which leads me to believe that it will be writing about cats as well.\n====================\nThe neural network already has a recipe recipe for this.\nServing suggestions: with bread, or w/o rye bread.\nIdeally with no cheese or relish.\nServing suggestion: w/o relish or bread.\n====================\nAnd it's really hard to draw a cat. I tried counting to 10, but the algorithm does not seem to care about cat faces.\n====================\nAn AI doesn't just write stuff. Here's a very good example of a very brave AI writing about a snow ploughing trip.\nWritten by a very brave AI\n====================\nI mean - the neural network name is STILL the best. Neural network.\n\nBut seriously, the new X-Men character names are pretty cool too. Mentions of baked beans.\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley made these for the #SPIEngames. You can play them too, if you like. \n\nascii ray trilobites, two-color raster views, top view\n\nalgorithm: neural net x86_64\ntarget architecture: x86_64_FLOAT\nencountered anvil and two pickled suckling pigs\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nI would love this. I would like eels in the morning. And... er, there's also supposed to be a giraffe sighting.\n====================\nMind-melting zombie squid? Check.\n\n\nI-90 overpass caved in this morning. Water in gutter near cookie cutter outline.\n\n \n#roadmapaprilforyou\n====================\nI am thinking of doing one of these. How do you say NO to honey?\n====================\nUpdate: I trained a neural network to generate new names of British cars. Here are a few of my favorites.\nCadbury Flake\nBlueberry\nBingle\nBingle Bug\nBingle Bugle\nBingle Bugle Bugle Bugle\nBingle Bugle Bugle Bugle\n====================\nUnfiltered bunch of source images from my own process of annotating and texting to neural network\n====================\nI would love to reprint a figure from a 1998 proceeding in my upcoming book:  \nWho should I contact about this?\n====================\nThe neural network generated some of the most unsettling tennis players.\n\"LIER\"\n(an AI doubles as a human)\n====================\nUpdate: the neural network  is NOT that biased. It was trained specifically on text with a certain length.\nNot sure what that length was, though. 500 characters? HAD IT.\n1010 characters? BOUNCED.\n1020+ characters? STILL HAVING PROBLEMS.\nWORKAROUND: leave a short message!\n====================\nI have never regretted following this bot\n====================\nThe neural network would answer questions like \"what are balls made of?\" or \"is there a staircase to hell?\" depending on what you ask it.\n\nHowever, because I trained a neural network on questions about cats, I decided to see if the AI would be interested in questions about people.\n\nSo I asked it to train on questions about cats. It did just fine.\n\nI think it was wondering why the heck not to when it said it did in fact try to answer questions about humans.\n====================\nSo anyone who has driven through West Asheville knows how toxic the air can be. Plus, it used to be a lumber yard.\n\nBut recently it's been TOO airy.\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural net fish species. Chilling in Tupperware\n====================\nI would like to watch the movie with the simulators on!\n====================\nThe neural net was originally trained on pages linked to on reddit, so this is like coming home to roost.\n====================\nWho here has heard of the MIB? It's short for Meinong Biometrika Bank, one of the most advanced computer-generated banks of its kind. Wikipedia says it was once used for \"personal data mining\".\n====================\nOne thing I like is the way in which they managed to add in a few extras. Like with the giraffe. in the movie. I got to see a bit of giraffe. in the *real* world.\n====================\nJust a light snack\n====================\nMy book: essential advice for today's world!\n \nAnd it's free.\nIt's just $0.99...\n-\n====================\nI think the hardest part is just the AI's inscrutable human emotions\n====================\nThat's not to say that the neural network's recipes are entirely rational, however. It's one thing to write fan fiction based on actual recipes, but to do so while ignoring the thousands of other fantastic recipes is a bit rich.\n====================\nNihilist? I really want to see what those look like\n====================\nsomeone pointed out that in fact Soto and Cucumber are actually from the same place. And oh, they're so good.\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines are, um, strangely poetic.\n\nThe train loop is the best place to look for these.\n\nH/T Bruce Preston for the find!\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" and \"Spread Flaming Throngeres on the Crabbe\"\n====================\nThe model trained on  and GAN2 took these two very seriously.\n\nBut the elephant in the room is the reason why the neural net was unable to see the humans' faces.\n\nThey couldn't see our eyes, because our hair and teeth are black.\n\nThey couldn't see our clothes, because our skin is black.\n\nThey couldn't see our hands, because our hands are black.\n\nThey couldn't see our feet, because our feet are black.\n\nThey couldn't see my cat, because my cat is black.\n\nSo the real reason the neural net was unable to see our faces is that we all wear the same outfit.\n\nHands, please.\n\nPuny text to anyone caught out doing this: iMPHOTO10\nIf you like machine learning algorithms that are also incredibly insecure, I highly recommend!\n====================\nI did hear of a book that was based on an algorithm. How would you phrase it?\n====================\nMy friend just received a copy of Things Fall By RD WL & the Goat and the Sparrow.\n====================\nI just used   to do some simple math.\n\nTotal Caravan Carpentry:1853\nMachinery used to print the patterns:Machinery used to generate the patterns:\n\nGiraffe -> Roasting Chickpeas -> Vegan -> Honeycomb -> Potato -> Barley\nMachinery used to generate the patterns:Machinery used to generate the delicious new human/robot overlays:\n====================\nThe neural network would never, ever, generate something this ridiculous.\n====================\nI know the recipe called for \"butterflied\" but I was worried it might be \"butterflied\" with \"butterflied\" instead\n====================\nFor the #SkyKnit project: a brand new baby beagle, plus an assortment of other breeds and sizes.\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \nIs that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or have I not seen them before?\n====================\nIn total darkness, a single hummingbird flies slowly across the sky.\n\nCan a human see it?\n\nCan a human touch it?\n\nCan a human click?\n====================\nThe neural net #GladosForAll project has reached its funding goal! What a relief this small, scrappy startup costs!\n====================\nI'm just now catching up on the first few books in the series. They're definitely not as bleak as you might think.\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a neural network thing, what should it be called? Neural network?\n\nH/T,  Neural Network Olympics\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at teddy bears.\nit tried its best.\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good handle on dragons. What's not to like?\n\nFor more on the book, including an advance copy, click here:\n====================\nI, for one, welcome the '70s.\n====================\nThe neural network would generate story titles that humans would understand. But it would also generate entirely new story titles that humans would never understand.\n====================\nHandsome, long, and strong.\nDraw whatever you like with this model, but watch out!\n(via  )\n====================\nThe neural network's \"bathtub\" sounds like a contradiction in terms, but that's what I was hoping for.\n====================\nI wonder if this sort of thing is possible with machine learning algorithms. Any chance you could try looking at individual NN records for further analysis?\n====================\nSystem will automatically corrects - but it's a very small scale *and* unlikely to happen\nGanesh Bhardwaj's painting skills are on display here  \nmeathead & all that jazz\n====================\nAt least they didn’t drown in the rabbit hole.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of birds. Here are a few I particularly like.\nSwans: Oscillating waves lite, no-frills\nRVs: fancy recliner\nHorns: apocalyptic\nBoots: frilly but functional\nEdging: coffeetree\nBrass: bleeding edge but expensive\nBoots: functional but pricey\nEdging: skullcap\nBrass: functional but pricey\nEdging: fruit salad\nFood: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves\nBoots: frilly but expensive\nEdging: zombie\nFood: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves\nBoots: functional but pricey\nEdging: dinosaur\nFood: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves\nBoots: frilly but expensive\nEdging: unicorn\nFood: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves\nBoots: functional but pricey\nEdging: space_devil\nFood: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves\n====================\n“There’s something about the upside-down universe that makes it easier to do harm than good.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call: 1-855-RETWEET and I’ll respond within 24 hours.\n\nToday:  chocolate cherry reserve, cupcakes\n\nTomorrow: pretzel, gravy, cake\n\nNot today, not tomorrow, not fiftieth birthday: \n\nEvery day: \n(*) where n=100000 iterations:\n\n1. Start with 100 iterations of the same neural net \n2. Add 200 iterations of the next neural net \n3. Add 2200 more neural net  iterations\n4. Add 2104 more neural net  iterations\n5. Add 2104 more neural net  iterations\n6. Add 2104 more neural net  iterations\n7. Add 2218 more neural net  iterations\n8. Add 2124 more neural net  iterations\n9. Add 2124 more neural net  iterations\n10. Add 2124 more neural net  iterations\n11. Add 2124 more neural net\n====================\nThey did it again today! Only this time they called ALL the states named in the...\n====================\nA neural network would generate the names of Marvel and DC characters, but not superheroes.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks!\n====================\nI guess not. The cat cafe is in the opposite corner. And there's a delicious cake...\n====================\nOf course. You are not an idiot for thinking of that.\n====================\nThe problem with [\"Brain Stuff\"] is that it doesn't quite have the hang of it's own. The tutorial videos do a good job of teaching it that there ARE rules, and that sometimes those rules need to be obeyed.\n\nBut the real talent here is in the thousands of lines of weird commentary that accompany the ruleset's most striking examples.\n\nThe neural net did not create these, of course, and the thousands of examples it provided did not, technically, exist. But the tools for visualising and graphing them are so much nicer than the thousands of lines themselves.\n\nThis is what tools for visualising and graphing neural net-generated fish would look like. There are no claws or spines or human faces or rats.\n\nIt would look like this:\n====================\nAn example of a really hard category for training a neural net given the limited dataset: \"Shopping.\" I've labeled the images in bold.\n\nalgorithm: pool of shopping malls\nmagnitude: +0.7\n*knows how to add zap here*\n====================\nSo here we go.\nFluffy bubble (blue)\nBubble wrap (yellow)\nBubble wrap (red)\nBubble wrap (whitish)\nBlue (whitish)\nNow I need some of these. Any ideas?\n====================\nAs if the  crew aren't talented enough already.\n\"This looks like a pancake!\"\n\"Overnight the recipe's recipe for broken pancakes became  the new national dish.\"\n====================\nWhen your company is a multinational with tentacles everywhere, and you don't post a goddamn thing about it until it's too late.\n====================\nI'm just now learning of the horrible KissHeart text-to-speech synthesizer bot\n====================\nOccasionally they make quirky selections. For example, once they found a spider and a feather boa.\n====================\nI realize I forgot to post the answer to this! If you have a solution, please tell me! Thanks so much!\n====================\nBut how to stop from compulsively clicking the \"next best thing\"?\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite books too! It would be so easy to miss this gem of a beginning.\n====================\nAn analogy I came up with: imagine if it was a powered armor suit instead of a computer screen.\n====================\nThis sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>For #MayTheFourth please enjoy these Flaming Thundersplontibbons from the #SkyKnit project.\nLeft: sample top.\nRight: top hat.\nLeft: one-handed.\nRight: one-handed.\nLeft: one-handed.\nRight: one-handed.\nLeft: one-handed.\nRight: one-handed.\nBy Row 9 there are 386 stitches. At this point I'm pretty sure there's a bug in the algorithm causing these numbers to fluctuate wildly.\n#MayTheFourth<|startoftext|>Need a Halloween costume idea? I got you covered with these neural net-generated thundersplontibbons.\nTop: one-handed.\nBottom: two-handed.\nLike the organic blobs in .pdf?<|startoftext|>The neural net's not done evolving yet. In fact it's getting better and better.<|startoftext|>What\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail:\n====================\nI trained a neural network on 220 rap songs, and these are the best-known by a long shot\n====================\nI think maybe it’s time we started thinking about life on other worlds too.\n====================\nI know neural networks are pattern-recognition algorithms incapable of sarcasm, but this takes the cake.\n\nthe joke's on them\n====================\nI guess not. When you're done playing Farmville, the app will change your mind.\n====================\nI hope \"Book-A-Thon\" is a thing. :'(\n====================\nIn the meantime, I've got links to a few others at   - I'd recommend starting with textgenrnn, as that's all it takes.\n/r/deepaskalas are particularly interesting - they have a subreddit with over 10,000 subscribers.\n/u/MrJellyfish and I were talking about neural network jellyfish here:\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail:\n====================\nThe #PlutoParty project is now up to 4096 submissions. Wow. Pluto is practically a trilobite.\n\nFrom top:\nThere's just one problem:\nI don't exactly know what to expect of Pluto in the 21st century. Maybe it'll be like Titan?\nOh yeah and in that case it'll be even weirder.\n====================\nNeed a light snack? This recipe is for you!\n& more:\n====================\nThe neural network has rated this quote as its favorite. Do the folks at  make recordings of their own speeches?\n====================\nI just called, so here's mine.\n\nA bit about the neural network I trained on the internet:\n====================\nHas anyone else noticed cats peeing in the snow?\n====================\nthe  people have been giving a shit about this.\n\nh/t for the link\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nThe robot uprising!! Did the ending just suggest it?\n====================\nNow up to 4862 entries. If you don't mind that I added a word vector to the top 100 to make it easier to read.\n====================\nThe recipe the neural network generated, with lots of stuff I didn't add.\n\nThe only thing I did add was \"walnut\"\ntruffle\"\n\"oat\"\n\"chard\"\n\"kiribushi\"\n\"garnet\"\n\"ottercap\"\n\"cow\"\n\"rice\"\n\"oat\"\n\"chard\"\n\"oyster\"\n\"rice\"\n\"oat\"\n\"chard\"\n\"oyster\"\n\"rice\"\n\"oat\"\n\"chard\"\n\"oyster\"\n\"rice\"\n====================\nAt least they weren’t frog-themed. Via\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nAdvertisement\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\nYour browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF\n\n====================\nIn case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the \"background\"\n====================\nI would definitely not condone overwhelming nasty subreddits with hard-to-detect bot-generated comments.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>A moment of silence in memory of those tragically lost souls.\n\nA giant orange ball in the sky.\nA dog sitting in the middle of the road.\nThe dog walks.\nThe car zooms in.\nIt stops.\nThe dog sits in the car.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe dog sits in the car.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms in on the dog.\nThe car zooms\n====================\nIt would be fascinating to see if textgenrnn is allowed to generate new animals. As it's written in the spec, it's not. But it's close.\n====================\nThe neural network probably won't do pie. At least not without the cake.\n====================\nSo if I was a betting man, what at least one species is this?\nHABITS PICK UP.\n#plushogriff\n#baby_green_ribbon\n#purple_ribbon\n#swamp_tree\n#wood_roof\n====================\nI can't believe I got to write this story\n\nHelp me get to the end of the list\n====================\nThere was a 27-story building just up the street from my office. It had indoor/outdoor plumbing. Now only buildings taller than 27 stories count.\n====================\nIn the meantime, check out these other excellent scifi and fantasy articles from  .\n\nAnd thanks for doing this!\n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\n“It’ll be so much fun running this on a  platform, with real people!”\n====================\nAccording to   this is \"a group of people sitting around a campfire eating chili\"\n\nLeaf Insects are the Coloradans!\n====================\nIt's completely plausible that a neural network would invent these. The only problem is, we don't know whether they'd let us see their work.\n====================\nThe neural network's heavy lifting is being done by humans, but the results are sometimes a bit fuzzier.\n\nOccasionally, though, as when I had to choose just one image from a huge pile to use as the background for a 2D game, the neural network was surprisingly good at it.\n\nSometimes it made the image play out better than I did.\n\nOccasionally, though, as when I had to choose just one image from a huge pile to use as the background for a 2D game, the neural network was surprisingly bad at it.\n\nSometimes it made the image play out worse than I did.\n\nI tried a few more random images and the neural net still had trouble with the bears.\n====================\nA new neural network recipe calls for...)\nServing Suggestions:\n1 tablespoon chicken stock\n1 tablespoon brown lentils\n1 tablespoon quinoa\n...more...\n<|startoftext|>Intelligent recipe naming, showing how easily a neural network can get stuck in ruts.\n====================\nThe neural network would not stop repeating the same corny psalms, and would stop at nothing to get to the end.\n\nI think it did get there, though.\n\nI don’t know how.\n====================\nFor the #AstroDay hashtag! A tomato, a giraffe, and a pine are among the #AstroThings you'll see.\n====================\nThe story goes something like this. \n- a telepathic, partially-organic wormhole materialised before my eyes\n- a group of us watched as it probed our computer vision for AI targets\n- the wormhole ended up writing the program that attacked us\n====================\nI talked with  of  about neural network-generated  lines. Listen to the whole thing!\n====================\nUpdate: the neural net is TERRIBLE at  . I've had worse. A hint: red .\n====================\nAaa I love it!\n\nAlso ITP 1382, \"Farthand\" and \"Phantom\" among others.\n====================\nIf you like procedurally generated cats, you'll like this. More on the algorithm:\n====================\nI guess not. It is now or never for the biohacking movement.\n====================\nIn fact they did it just 15 minutes apart!\nGotta get this one over with.\n====================\nI'll be on  today at about 5pm EST! Tune in, if you can!\n====================\nTeaser for the May 2015 Science Fiction Convention: wormholes and time travel.\n\nMore on that in a sec.\n====================\nThere's a meme going around that says if I ever write a book, it will be called Things Fall Apart by a sled dog (or something along those lines). How do I pronounce it?\n====================\nNext stop: Oakland, CA!\n====================\nThe neural network generated some new fire ants.\n====================\n“The goal of the neural net is not to create art. The goal is to create paintings or landscapes that humans can walk on.”\n====================\nThe neural network has learned to generate names of video game characters, but can't do mascots.\nPlease adopt a neural network named Chris Matthews and name your Super Bowl LI game, or something.\n(via  )\n====================\nNext stop: Oakland, CA!\n====================\nWhat's great is that this problem is easily solvable by GAN. It just needs one line of code.\n\nht  for the recipe dataset\nattn:  \npls msg if you've got a recipe for this\n====================\n““punk poop joke” is one of the best I've seen all year\n====================\nI am intrigued that this is one of the feeding selections\n====================\nThe author does a good job of delving deep into the neural net's weirdest dialogues.\n\n\nPlus, in an interesting twist, the neural net adds a whole new take on an old dialogue.\n====================\nHuman-knitter: \n====================\nThe neural net's editing function is as clueless about algorithms as I am.\n\nThey do know how AI works, though.\n\nThey just don’t talk about it.\n====================\nThis bot posts my entire contents as a meme.\n\nIt does this for the FUCKING time.\n\nnow with MORE psalms.\n\nplease read\n====================\nThe whole 'verse is represented by a neural network. I guess there's just something about snow.\n(pics in previous tweet)\n====================\nindeed! and it's free forever!\n====================\nThe system has been tweaked a bit to ensure that the neural net is only doing one thing - copying the human form.\nAs far as I know, this is the first time that an AI has copied a human form.\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nI'm just now discovering that GAN games can be very, very difficult. Attempt two:\n====================\nOnce the neural network has learned to blend in with humans, it is also learning to use humans as a source of delicious delicious neural net-generated cheese. For some reason, humans are also very good at generating cornflakes.\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this - I’ll see what I can do - and I will post a new neural net-generated article here\n====================\nI trained a neural network on Marvel/DC superheroes & decided to see how well they could predict the next #SuicideBot story in #AvengersAllDay\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nYou could also build an AI that learned to read the human language. That's one approach.\n\nOr learn to do other things besides read the text.\n\nThat's an entirely different approach.\n\nMaybe the human-knitter thing was causing the problems with the original dataset, not the other way around.\n====================\nI'm just now getting my hands on Dragon Age: Origins, but already reading an awful lot to begin with. What can I say?\n\n====================\nWhat I would really like to see in the near future is a bot that edits its article content to include the most relevant/consistent scientific findings.\n====================\nI would like to watch the bees from Mars.\n====================\nI am actually quite fond of the \"Magical F Unicorn\" theme.\n====================\nThis bot posts %s sass on instagram, but is ultimately unfazed by the fact that her cat calls are actually human yells\n\nIt’s difficult to say exactly what percentage of the population this algorithm was generated for, but it seems to be targeting an entirely different demographic\n====================\nThere appears to be a 75% chance that your recipe will be posted as \"not delicious\" if you post it earlier than planned\n====================\nLittle fossil is part of a family; cousins GAN and BLK.\n====================\nSome of these birds are attaining to the goal of attaining size-1. I wonder if it would be able to do automatic p.U.v.s for text?\n====================\n“We should note that while machine learning algorithms are prone to bias, it is not the programmer's fault if the resulting work is biased.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>And I can stop being a dick and get an awful lot of interesting results just by typing in a few characters.\n\nFor example, here's a list of all the AI-generated quotes in the book.\n\nFrom left to right:<|startoftext|>These will not turn into happy memories.<|startoftext|>Or will they? I’ll help.\n\nGo away.\n\nGo back to your deviantART page and tell me what to do with the book's missing sci-fi/fantasy quotes.<|startoftext|>This is one of the most delightful deviantART feeds you will find.<|startoftext|>DeviantART feeds are NOT textgenrnn neural nets<|startoftext|>Or very nearly. The art style is so fun.<|startoftext|>DeviantART:<|startoftext|>“it”\nBIG GARBA\n====================\nThere was a model train in the middle of nowhere, but I've since moved on. Peace out!\n====================\nHere's the paper in progress (patches are coming fast!)\n====================\nAnd it's a VCR4. So it's a CRT, or like a flat panel TV, or a plasma screen. Which could mean a lot of things.\n====================\nOmg I need this\n====================\nThanks! I actually had a much simpler algorithm for generating fish species, but that algorithm was more interested in generating new fish species than it was on generating new fish.\n====================\nI'm just now getting my draft of \"Sneak expert\" by  . The book's going to be so much fun.\nht  for the idea!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I've got something for every occasion!\n\nToday:\n\n- Apple cider\n- Apricot pie\n- Banana\n- Beer\n- Blubber\n- Buttered popcorn\n- Carrot\n- Chocolate\n- Corn\n- Crab\n- Egg\n- Extra crispy\n- Filling\n- Glitter\n- Jellyfish\n- King Crab\n- Maple\n- Pizza\n- Popcorn\n- Populated\n- Quill\n- Rasta\n- Salted\n- Shower\n- Small\n- Snorkeler\n- Snow\n- Snowbank\n- Snowball\n- Snowdrop\n- Snowman\n- Snowman\n- Snowbank\n- Snowman\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank\n- Snowbank \n- Snowbank\n- Baker\n- Boy Scout\n- Breakfast cereal\n- Burger\n- Butter\n\n====================\nHere's a project that is very much in the spirit of cross stitch patterns: a human face with tongue and cheekbones\n\nThe algorithms do it first!\n====================\nHow long did it take them? I've signed up for both now.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Help Wanted - I need a bathroom\"\n====================\nThe neural network will do your brain some serious damage.\nLeft: Typical. Right: Braindead.\nI think the deer have seen enough badlands.\n#piwakawaka #kaempowat\n====================\nUpdate: I trained a neural network to generate new names of birds and mammals. Here are a few of my favorites.\nApple Jack Russell\nApple Jack Russell\nPapillon\nQuill Wing\nSquirrel\n\nCarrot Top\nCarrot Wing\n====================\nThe neural net did not invent or develop the 1st neural network algorithms. Nor will it be able to. But it did invent some new algorithms that it is using to try to beat the game.\n\nHere's how it did it:\n====================\nThe neural network would later be accused of committing the ultimate faux pas by not predicting the horseradish pie.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names of animals. Here are a few of my favorites.\n\nGooseberry? Chocolate Sheep? Fluffy Weet? Something with a hoikie and a rat?\n\n⚠️neural net: done\n⚠️cats: dang it\n⚠️dogs: this is art\n====================\nI think my absolute favorite part is the transition from brightly-colored spheres to tightly-packed spheres. It's so cute.\n====================\nI agree: \"Newman said he's noticed more Asian Americans wearing make-up\"\n====================\nObviously there is more to discover, but right now the best bet is to see what apps you can get that do *something* with image recognition. Open to all!\n====================\nSomeone pointed out that this neural net trained on  already has a pretty good idea how the  API works. It's just that they didn’t tell .\n\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n<|startoftext|>And technically the neural net was just FOLLOWING the directions in the article. The directions weren’t exactly clear though\n====================\nAt least they didn’t use a neural network.\n====================\nMy cat is in danger! Call your reps (or  / send a letter) & tell me here.\nGlad you got a letter! Here's mine:  \nGlad you got a letter. Here's mine:  \nGlad you got a letter. Here's mine:  \nGlad you got a letter. Here's mine:  \nTake that, giant candy cane!  \n#SaveTheScooters\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network gpt-2 is not that good at  . It failed to get the joke.\nThe joke is: \"I give a dog ice cream for coming to my window\"\nThe neural net GPT-2: \"I give a cat...\"\nMy cat is: \nMy  is: \nMy  x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x  :   x\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at \"realistic human speech\". At least not as \"realistic\" as   or  .\nI trained a neural net on \"realistic human speech\" and, well, it did make \"realistic human speech\" sound like it was a seriously messed-up croissant.\n====================\n“Water from the Lochnagar to the Anando river is life-giving and nutritious”\n====================\nI like how, instead of just writing down what it sees as the most dangerous situation, it tries to figure out what humans might do in that situation. For example, in the simulator, a lion is depicted as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, but a bear as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build and terrain type. So in the simulator a lion is depicted as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, but a bear as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, and terrain type.\n====================\nI guess not. The neural network does understand \"horse\".\n\nIn fact, it made this amazing discovery\n====================\n“Popcorn, of course, is the quintessential American food.”\n====================\nNext stop: Vancouver.\n\n====================\nThe neural network has no idea how electricity works. It thinks it does because \"light is absorbed in a crystal and scattered like snow\".\n\nbut really, it's just learning to survive in a dark room.\n====================\nI think a few more neural net-generated names would help. Seattle?\n====================\nThese neural net-generated animal names aren’t pretty, but they ARE entertaining\n====================\nI tried to generate nicknames for a few animals, but came up with these:\nRag, Bear, Kite, Gander, Hedgehog, Cricket, Snape, and Squib.\n====================\nA quick way to do this is with an existing neural network\n====================\nMy labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! So excited!\n====================\nThe article also mentions that this specific neural net was originally trained on two-year-old print versions of Nature, so it may or may not know that years ago they said to look for leaf litter near a fire. So it may or may not be looking for embers. Which are rare. And black holes.)\n====================\nThe demo is available to watch via \n====================\nI'm reading this now. What do you think the ending is?\n====================\nI am thinking themed, but that's technically impossible. At least, not yet.\n\nI mean, themed around a certain theme park.\n====================\nThe neural network's love of snowflakes was the fuel that led to its eventually leading to snowballs.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nThe neural network would stop at naught but thjng.\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nI just donated to Hal TV and the ACLU! They're fighting for your right to not be a robot! #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nSo, if I was going to be writing a bunch of fan fiction, what novel should it be about?\n\n\n====================\nAnimals on St. Patrick's Day in Boston. Wonderland, all over town.\n====================\nI think the best use for deep learning is in image recognition. IBM Watson can learn to distinguish humans from pictures of cats, for example.\n\nCan't believe they didn’t think of that.\n====================\nIn case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the \"background\" \n====================\nMy attempt at making a neural network learn to generate new cats and dogs.\n\nTheir names are Vaguely Distorting, but that's about it.\n\nTheir sizes are not important, as long as they're under 5'0\" they'll do.\n\nAlso giving this a try:\n#catsofa\n====================\n<|startoftext|>In late October, just a few days after the election, a Russian troll started posting #shutdowntheAI messages to some of my favorite subreddits.\n\nI used a neural network to try to reproduce the message-delivery/response behavior, and it was able to do so with remarkable fine-grained control. The archived GAN training set includes a huge amount of text that can & should be read as examples of this.\n\nBut alas, because the neural net was trained on Reddit, it saw all the text and reacted in predictable and disturbing ways.\n\nIt was particularly scary at low-to-mid-90s temps (though it also reacted unpredictably to -80s and below).\n\nThe only thing that seems to have changed is that at some point during the response, the temperature went up.\n\nAt that point, the human face really becomes conspicuous.\n\nAt that point, the AI starts to act weirdly.\n\n\n====================\nAs far as I can tell, this is the only neural network-generated pub names.\n\nDubs Elm To\n====================\nThe video talks about their work in more detail.\n\n\nTheir paper:\n====================\nThis is brilliant.\n====================\nI'm just now starting this!! Gotta start quick!\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\navailable:  \nserved in:  \nmessage me if you want it as a \"Hops\" cocktail\n====================\nI am intrigued that neural networks are copying ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, as if those hieroglyphics could somehow be read.\n\nAlso, the weird neural net codes in weird places.\n\nH/:\n====================\nIt appears to be working on the huge dataset of psalms. I am tempted to try this feature.\n====================\nNeural network-based text generation is NOT the best strategy for generating new images, but it is hilarious to try.\n====================\nThe neural network's entire output is now 5000 characters long, but I've annotated some of its more unusual lines with (*bold*) text.\n\nThe lines below it are labelled D&D bios with typos corrected by the neural network.\n\nD&D character created by neural network trained on Marvel characters.\n\nBrought to you by...\n?\nBiscuit's Tavern?\nI wonder if there's a similar orc-themed pub nearby.\n\nAny chance that could be a reference to something?\n====================\nI just launched a brand new neural net video! It features a squirrel eating some kind of candy.\n====================\nUpdate: I'm reading this now and this sounds amazing. Are there any? I want to read it!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Supposing I was to do a story in the near future set in 2031, what should it be about?\n\nA bat colony is threatened by a swarm of giant rats. Bat colonies are ordered to create as many megastructures as possible.\n\nBat colonies develop into the largest, most complex structures. Some of them are brightly colored.\n\nEventually, as in real life, the bad guys win.\n\nIn \"Assured Destruction: The Story of AI\" (free sample), playwright & philosopher Ro Gellhorn imagines a world in which AI is not only bad but also inevitable.\n\nAt some point in the story, however, it decides to do good instead of evil.\n\nIn the end, it tries to use good intentions to help some people.\n\nIn the process, it forgets about some of the people it's hurting.\n\nIn the end, it decides to try to help some people instead.\n\nIn\n====================\nCHOCOLATE BOT\n====================\nI find it hard to believe that someone who clearly has not been to Alaska would think that this place looks like a lab.\n====================\nI have more neurons. How are they arranged?\n====================\nOne thing about the neural net that I like is that it can be particularly creepy when you're not careful with your data.\nh/t  for the link)\n====================\nThe neural network wouldn't stop repeating the same corny things, and this one.\nAnother example of the weird things the neural network can do.\nMore on this:\n====================\nJust did this - left a message. Rest of the thread is worth reading too.\n\nToday we go:)\n====================\nThere are now 541 Pokémon! And they are all from places you probably already know.\n#PlushGiraffeユーザ\n====================\nThe funny, heartbreaking, and very stupid list goes on and on.\n\nThe good news is it's totally free (plus has AIs in it for a reason).\n\nThe bad news is it's completely free (plus has AIs in it for a reason).\n====================\nThe tree is only down to about 20% yet it already has lost a tree. The only thing that seems to be standing is itself.\nH/T for the link\n====================\nThe neural network  is not that good at  . It sometimes writes up failures as \"Really?\" but mostly it writes them up as \"Not that bad\"\n====================\nIt's a Weka! Look at all those amazing wings!\n====================\nThe neural net isn't that good at dates. It tried its best.\n====================\nFor the 0.9 release, a neural network generated new ice cream flavors. For some reason, \"raspberry\" and \"peach\" became staples.\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good idea what  is. It just needs to ask questions.\n====================\nthis bot posts random gifs of cats, which it is SUPPOSED to like. however, reading the first few lines of its manifest, it is quite surprised that it is reading at all.\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines are sometimes stilted, sometimes hilarious, and mostly coherent.\n====================\nMy favorite parts of a Comic convention are the parts I can’t share - the candid glimpses of costume & prop design.\n====================\nA few notes before I continue:\n\na) this is a neural net, so it can' t possibly mean other things other than \"cat\" or \"sand\"\nb) this neural net is NOT that good at \"cat names\"\nc) there are lots of ways this list could go wrong, including the possibility that it's listing the wrong animals. And for some reason, it just assumed \"cats\" were the correct category.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they made their own.\n\nThey called their own cars too.\n\nIn fact they called a few of the cars from the video game.\n\nThe neural network ended up with a vocabulary so vast that even the vast majority of its movies didn't fill in all the blanks.\n\nThe result? This:\n\nMovie(s) with and without the dog.\n\nDog in the snow.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutdoors.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutdoors.\nIn the kitchen.\nMovie(s) without the dog.\n\nOutside.\nIn the snow.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\nIn the snow.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\nOutside.\nIn the kitchen.\n====================\nThis is what #NaNoWriMo looks like. It’s wonderful. Look at the pretty flowers. They are TOO HARD to find\n====================\nThe neural network I trained to generate cats and dogs would stop short at humans if that cat or dog were human.\n\nAt other times, it would become unusually friendly.\n\nAt other times, it would stop dead.\n\nAt other times, it would literally sing to drown out the background noise.\n\nAt other times, it would do all of these things.\n====================\nThis sort of thing is exactly why, although I was excited to get this shirt, the \"real\" reasons aren’t in the \"bad\" category.\n====================\nThe neural network would accept no credit for the things you do with it. You are not a scientist until you tell the neural network what a car is and why it is a car.\n\nA human would reject your training data forever unless you told it to add a feather to a bird.\n====================\nA couple of the neural net-generated birds. The beak and the whiskers really stood out.\nLoves burritos.\n====================\nWhile I was doing all that I also trained a neural network to generate new names for cats, so there.\n\nThe names of the cats are now officially shit.\n\nmichael rodenbach\nmichael rodenbach as a cuckoo\nchihuahua\nchihuahua as a four legged stool\nleopard gecko\nsomething with legs\nclaw-o-matic\nclaw-o-matic+texturing\nblubber-band\nblubber-band+texturing\ntriceratops\nclaw-o-matic+texturing\n\nclaw-o-matic+texturing\n\nblubber-band\n====================\nGlad the #NaNoWriMo entry is getting some love - and that it's doing well at encouraging people to share! #thankyoufurson\n\n#shopify\n====================\nI would like to watch an anime or manga adaptation of this paper\n====================\nAwww that's so wonderful. Congrats.\n\nThe next words to the neural net I'm going to randomly generate will be the next words the neural net was thinking when generating those first.\n\ngpt-2 has never been so creative\n====================\nIt is time! We need to make this happen. Contact your reps, tell me here, & I'll post a neural network-generated C-3PO to you.\n====================\nSo close\n====================\nSo, after I posted the original neural network D&D spell, I got an email from a reader named Jitka. This is her D&D spell:\n\nFoul Image\n====================\nUnfiltered group of sights & sounds (from the wiki):\n====================\nThe neural network trained on  already has a pretty good sense of humor.\n(?“““\n====================\nI encourage you to try this. The neural net trained on  already has a story. Who is a character you may or may not like?\n\nThe novel is written by a neural network  trained on \n\nI am not a fan of long books, but this one is otherwise excellent\n====================\nYup, that's me. Playing a SimCity-like game at my desk. Fancy things to do.\n====================\nMy #NaNoWriMo entry is complete with a working copy of Kisho. \nAnd it's free till the end of the year.\nI'm doing a bit of light remodeling in the basement, expect halls of windows.\n🦒🦒🦒🤖🥪\n====================\nSo pretty! #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nThe neural network generated some superpowers for you to play with.\n\nThe first of these is \"Mule Deer\"\nLead image via Getty Images\n====================\nYou are WRONG about syngeney. You are WRONG about most things.\nBUT you are right about this one.\n====================\nIt works on  too! NeuralTalk2:\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nFor those asking, yes, the neural network did in fact generate the recipes. It just didn’t print them till after you asked the questions.\n====================\nThe neural network's vocabulary is anything but \"general.\" It did invent \"house\" which is a thing, but the place itself is a thing of its own.\n====================\nThere's now a Tim Horton’s across the street from my place - if you call ahead, they'll take you!\n====================\nOCR thinks its a cat! but are you SPOOKY CAT?\n====================\nOne of the most extraordinary neural network-generated foods is this. For some reason, it's very good at this.\n====================\nThose #SkyKnit tweets are getting weird. I wonder if some of the ribbing is legible. Any chance you could annotate some of the patterns with words?\n====================\nI just helped write the book on AI, thank you so much. Visit:\n====================\nDelighted to announce the induction into the Inner Circle of the Universe named Kitty Hawk! See you there!\"\n====================\nI guess not. An AI would never lie.\n====================\n““fear of deep thoughts” is one of the main reasons not to do AI music.”\n====================\nThe neural network would NEVER do that! It would try to reproduce the sentence patterns, but they'd be random. The patterns would never match the sentence patterns.\n\nExcept they did match the first sentence in the  anthology, which is about a cat who gets stuck in a moat.\n\nAww so sweet\n====================\nNow up to 397 entries! Please vote in the following order:\nRUTH_FRANKEN\nCAPT VADERBOE\nSCHWARTZ_BAGEKEEPER\nThe Sudden Attack of Strawberry\nThe Sudden Attack of Strawberry_XL\nThe Sudden Attack of Strawberry_HEAD_TO_FISH\n====================\nA friend of mine built a snow globe in Alaska. You can see part 2 at\n====================\nThe neural network would later redefine \"cat\" and \"sand dune\" to mean \"dog\".\nDog or not? \nDog or not? \nDog or not? \nDog or not? \nIt redefines \"cat\" to mean \"dinosaur\" and \"fruit basket\" to mean \"fruit barrel\".\n====================\n<|startoftext|>My new lab computer desktop: warped wood paneling, giant eyeballs. Made with Octopi.\n3<|startoftext|>Omg I need this<|startoftext|>The Octopus Project is such a sweet organization.<|startoftext|>Thanks in part to some volunteer labor, the octopuses in this experiment (and in the lab) are no longer just animals. They're now living things.<|startoftext|>In fact they're part plant, part mammal. Kinda makes you wonder if there's a difference between living things and plants.<|startoftext|>And the reason the lab's laptops are so unstable:<|startoftext|>The lab's LED system is controlled by a neural network, which is itself a neural network.<|startoftext|>Ooh and the worms.<|startoftext|>The image classifier doesn't even say what kind of metal this worm is.\n====================\nbut coloring the X axis with a single click is _VERY_ challenging\n====================\nThe neural network would generate new pizza flavors, but since we're talking pies here, I'll let it use whatever flavors come to mind.\n====================\nThe neural net has generated some of the most disturbing playgrounds. Help kids with eye movement!\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! Was that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too?\n====================\nThe neural net met all your criteria: bald eagle, mountain goat, metal band\n====================\nIt's there because we didn’t ask it to be there. Here is where you can see the map it made while we were’re doing this.\n\nWe did end up changing the channel there quite a bit though\n====================\nThe article also mentions the oft-discussed \"double-dipping\" problem, in which two neural nets try to combine their data for a picture. \n\"The researchers said they were surprised it managed to combine the two types of images - given how similar they were drawn to each other, it was likely doing so to some extent.\"\n====================\nMs. Frizzle gets an award! This looks delicious. #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nThis is one of those cases. As far as I could tell, the cat was just standing there, not walking. I think the mouse was clicking on its tail. I don't know why the mouse didn't click when the dish was pushed back. Maybe it was just as busy making sure the bowl and spoons were empty as clearing the way for the food dish.\n====================\nI'm reading this now!\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Someone please use this\" or \"Whatever you do, don't take the Beard From This\"\n====================\nOr take this short experiment:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>But if the AI can be trusted to make moral decisions, why does it lie? And why does it cheat?\n\nneural net: do you have a job? \n\nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nneural net:  \nhuman:  \nne\n====================\nI know neural nets are *extremely* prone to the \"double-doubles\" bug, but still. Every once in a while, though, apparently they stop glowing. At least they did for a while after I switched them off.\n\nI'm still waiting for an explanation.\n\nThe book?s already written.\n====================\nThis is one of the most delightful neural net-themed  lines.\n\"I’ve had enough of robots.\"\n-\n====================\nI'm just now getting my books, and my cat is in heaven.\n🦒🦒🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈 \nThis will be our last chance to see him play Doctor Who before he gets a career as an actor.\n\"The Doctor Who story...is about a time traveler who must deal with a sentient computer.\"\n- what I want to know is, how does it deal with non-human computers?\n====================\nYou can play the AI-generated rpg. I played it)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on chess games, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on soccer games, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on paint colors, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on paint colors, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on  lines, and on  lines in particular, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on  lines, and on  lines in particular, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on  lines, and on  lines in particular, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network on  lines, and on  lines in particular, I should have known better.\n\nIn retrospect, when\n====================\nThe neural network generated a bunch of nonsense English words. For example:\nBULLSHIT\nBIG SHIT\nBUTTSHIT\n====================\nThe model trained on   drew this. It's not perfect, but it's close.\n====================\nI guess not. but if you give it the story of the last ten minutes, it will invent new HAT00001\n====================\nThe neural network's puns have some serious life.\n(the pun on the \"do you have a heart attack?\" part is from before I started this)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>In the mean while I was at  I caught some  lectures from  .\n\nThe audio is loopy, the slides are scary, and the WYSIWYG theme is the worst.\n\nThe slides are at  .\nI am trying to find a way to whitelist this :(\n\nAlso, the neural net tried to generate Halloween costumes, but ended up with generic ninja costumes. \n\nAlso, the neural net tried to add cat ears, but that resulted in a muzzle\n\nPlus some fish heads and skates.\n\nLots more at :  <|startoftext|>The neural net is NOT that good at Halloween costumes.\n\nAt least not the ones that  has class.\n\nAt least when I asked it to try, it managed to make KFC look spooky.<|startoftext|>The neural net at its best, trying to make KFC look spooky.\n\nAt its worst,\n====================\nNot the first time i've heard of this, though. Common malady affecting a lot of datasets: underfitting, unmeasured-difference, etc.\n\nI trained a neural net on 91,000 US cases, and in no way do i believe this to be a joke.\n\nHere's a list of some of the weird things it found.\n====================\nIs there a difference between a neural network and a neural network with text?\n====================\nMy own bot-generated novel is called The Raven in the Dark. Can you tell?\n====================\n... your browser, at least, doesn't support the \"online book club\" feature. You can try to use one of these, though:\n====================\nThe new [[Create An Avatar|]]. Find your inner geek and play it safe.\n====================\nActually the neural net could be even weirder. It found the cake recipe to be \"fart\" until the end, at which point it switched to \"cat\" or \"submarine\" depending on the ingredient list. See below.\n====================\nThe neural network learning to generate news articles based on text strings.\nThis is a bit troubling because it seems to be telling the time machine story all wrong.\n====================\nI wonder if there's a similar machine learning library for image recognition. A neural network might be able to write storybooks like this.\n====================\nDonated to a few different causes, here are a few more reasons why you should give some thinking to the neural network's aesthetic.\n\nThe Last Jedi was great fun, by the way. Thanks, Campbell.\n====================\nSupposing I was to do a crochet version of Shark Tank. Which  would you want to see in the water?\n====================\na neural network is not a jello salad, per se\nbut it sure can be worse\n====================\nIt looks eerily like an old hunting lodge.\n====================\nThe neural network I've been training to generate recipes is also trained on the set of Grimm names.\nGrimm: E881\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Humans will mess up your automated everything.\nchickenjoke.py - a neural cheese grater\nsupplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text\nmarshmallow.py - original CIMU-121\nmarshmallow.txt - with extension\nmarshmallow.css - with extra marshmallows\nmarshmallow.png - 1024x1024\nmarshmallow.bmp - with extra marshmallows\nmarshmallow.png - with extra marshmallows\nmarshmallow.bmp - with extra marshmallows\nchickenjoke.py - a neural cheese grater\nsupplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text\nsupplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text\nsupplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text\nsupplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text\nchickenjoke.py -\n====================\nIt's there! But you have to click a link to actually read the article.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>You are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are WRONG about computers.\nComputer programs are\n====================\nAnd I really enjoyed this song.\n====================\nBreaking news: my cat is…\n\n#spidersareourfriends\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\nServing as background: neural net cocktails.\nServing as drink:  \nServing as garnish: \nFor some reason: served with \nNotes on serving: left as a comment...\nServing suggestion:  serve with crab cakes. Crabs only.\nServing suggestion:  serve with wyvern biscuits. Same principle applies to beverages.\nServing suggestion:  serve with 'tardigrade cocktail'.\nServing hint: serve with crab cake.\nServing suggestion:  serve with \"terrible's\" and \"thunderbird\" cocktails.\nServing suggestion:  serve with \"terrible's\" and \"thunderbird\" cocktails.\nServing suggestion:  serve with \"twelfth\" and \"thunderbird\" cocktails.\nServing suggestion:  serve with \"twelfth\" and \"thunderbird\" cocktails.\n====================\nI don't know what the effects of +strategies= would be, but I would imagine that +strategies= would occasionally give rise to entirely new AI thought processes.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, but the results were a bit more unpredictable. For some reason, robots were much more predictable.\n====================\nIt is great! Thanks so much ! More coming!\n====================\nMany thanks to  for the link!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Here's a couple of the neural nets that Wretched Crayola dreamed up. The lions are humans, the bears are horses, etc.\n\nThe sheep are now at large.\n\nThe ai-generated map only included lions, so it didn't take into account the fact that some species have sharp feline teeth or claws.\n\nIn fact, the ai thought the entire planet were cats until it was told there were sheep.\n\nThe ai was originally trained on pages linked from the internet, so it has never seen an actual webpage.\n\nBut it has huge memory and can remember lion cubs crying.\n\nIt can remember sheep crying.\nIt can remember a cat crying.\nIt can remember a dog crying.\nIt can remember a person crying.\n\nIt can even remember a plane crashing into a building.\n\nIt can remember a building collapsing around them.\n\nBut not a single building being here. Not a single\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names of fireworks, and they showed a disturbing tendency to blow up.\n\nIn fact, they showed a disturbing tendency to do massive damage to cities.\n\nIn particular, to \n\nPyrotechnics?\n\nExplosive set?\n\nExplosive bridge?\n====================\nIf you ask Visual Chatbot to generate new names for existing animals, it does a pretty convincing job of it.\nOne minor quirk: it never named an elephant \"daddy\".\nHuman names are weird.\nH/T Bruce Preston for the useful links\n====================\nI am delighted by the diversity of the Staggies and the way they explore and use \n====================\nOmg I need this\n====================\nIt was also curious that the  folks were so particular about these humans. I asked my own neural network  about the state of play for this hypothetical AI, and got this response:\n====================\nIn fact they're not that different from one another in style and content. The only real difference is textgenrnn's propensity to generate nonsense text.\n\nThat may or may not be a bug.\n====================\nTrying to fit all the images into the current dataset size. At the moment I have:\nLola Bear - Snowman\n====================\nThing is: the model is 100% accurate when it comes to predicting the results of my training data. But it did express itself in unexpected ways.\n====================\nThe neural network's music has a certain charm to it. Like a neural net trying to blend in with a crowd.\n====================\nThe novel's structure is SO FUN to watch unfold.\n====================\nI know neural networks are prone to human bias, but this one? This could very well be a favor.\n\nSome humans might consider this a favor?\n====================\nThe cat cafe is within walking distance. And there's plenty of room at the back.\n====================\nA few more judged neural net psalms. I suspect there's something in the original 600 I haven't counted.\nGods ohgods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\nGods\n====================\nAt least Watson and Crick did something useful with this data.\n\nNew Scientist:\n====================\nA few more stylized  images:\n====================\nOthers have commented on the low-quality photos in the original paper. I particularly like this:\n====================\nThe neural network  is not that good at  though.\nIt tried to add words to each picture and ended up with  lines.\nThat is, if  lets it.\nI trained a neural network to generate new  lines.\nI think it did just about as well as you might expect.\nIt added some more lines to the above one.\nI don't know how it did that.\nMaybe it just used the last two characters from the  title?\n====================\nShe wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her.\n====================\nMinimalist yet powerful neural network\n====================\nI forgot the cat cafe has cat trees! So pretty!\n====================\nJust did this! it's like morphing from cheese to crackers.\n====================\nI’ll add “strange discworld dreams” to the known side effects of reading my blog\n====================\nThis sounds really good. Bought the bundle.\n====================\nThey’re-’king-tongues, ai.ai\n====================\nNow up to 3800 submissions! Here are the most frequently-entered:\n\ndragon\nbird\nfish\nroach\nclaw\n====================\nThe neural network also invented new halloween costumes, and I wish I could be their ruler.\n====================\nIt works beautifully! Going to have fun playing with this.\n====================\nIt is time to start thinking about AI in the context of human-knitter collaboration and other like-minded projects.\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\nServing as reference:\n====================\nI am thinking themed - based on the predicted topics.\n\nMachine learning: AI, creative destruction, autonomous weapons\nTerrible things: giant space pigs\n====================\nPlant that!\n\"There were no eggs in the original recipe, and the children were suddenly bombarded with unpronounced ingredients.\"\n-\n====================\nI've got some neural net generated text you may or may not want to send this to your reps.\nI'm including a link to the memo in the article so people can read it too.\n====================\n“It is not the place for the faint of heart or the sensitive.”\nGreat site & good reason to explore further\n====================\nbtw  is there a free Chrome extension that adds a newline at the end of lines? because I don't see it in the output. sololol\n\n<|startoftext|>Paw not pointed at it, but the cat is pointing straight ahead\nThis is a Kibble Cat. Good thing this is not a live ocelot because that would mean the kibble was pointing at the eye.\n====================\nEvery once in a while I'll get an email from a person who's contacted their reps and is waiting for a letter from their state rep. (Which they're almost guaranteed to get)\n====================\nThe brain-bending weirdness of #ffxlink \nit’s a thing\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today! Thoughts from today? I'll take a stab at it.\n====================\nPossibly the most exciting thing about this work is its ability to change subject. From here on out, the only subjects are those of interest to the neural network.\n====================\nThe neural network could have predicted the song very well, given the title and lyrics.\n\nIt just didn’t care that much about the actual neural network lyrics.\n\nIt did care about the ai-generated ones.\n====================\nYou are WRONG about one thing: crimsons. Crim!\n====================\nA few more suggested lines:\n\nYou're a wonderful computer science student, and I really enjoyed watching your work.\n\nI'd love to reprint your work here.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of firework displays. Here are a few of my favorites.\n\nFireworks\nMachine gun\nGunpowder\nSticky T\nBlubber\nBlubber fired by a laser\nBlubber fired at a distance of 10m\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun also laser-guarded\nMachine gunner's gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\nMachine gunner's gun\n\n====================\nA few more unexpected AIs:\n====================\nI'm training this neural network to generate Christmas movies and it's coming up with new characters from old films. But first it wants to make sure it's not making the wrong characters.\n\nAdvertisement\n\nAdvertisement\n\nAdvertisement\n\nNowadays, when this neural network's Christmas movies aren't set in a snow globe or on Christmas morning, they're a bit more convincing. (Came across this one somewhere in Costa Mesa, CA.)\n====================\nathletes do in fact have psyches. they just don’t use them for the good stuff. — AIs Learning to Play The Human/Fozzie Game (@AInDeepMind) February 9, 2017\nGlad the sequel  is doing so well at encouraging its readers to play the original game. #AInTheLoop\n====================\nBut I'm just an AI\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNewly Added Burning Man Camps:\nOmigosh, I'm On The Lists!\nCamps are colored according to their attendees, which is a pretty cool way to start a new camp.\nI'm On The Lists Again, However, This Time\nBlue: Attendees who brought blankets or sleeping bags.\nPurple: Attendees who brought lawn furniture or stools.\nGold: Faculty/staff members.\nI'm On The Lists Again, However, This Time\nBlue: Faculty and staff.\nPurple: Some vendors.\nGold: Hot dogs.\nI'm On The Lists Again, however, This Time\nBlue: Some vendors.\nPurple: Some vendors.\nGold: Beef jerky.\nI'm On The Lists Again, however, This Time\nBlue: A few vendors.\nPurple: A few vendors.\n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & giving out free swatches!\n====================\nIt’s a Wolf of North Country, after all. And boy is that a scary hunk of hairy fur. \n====================\nSee you there!\n====================\na female lead in a male-driven adventure game\n====================\nI just called mine. My hashtag is: #savethebands\n====================\nThe neural network would not stop repeating the same corny '90s music videos.\n====================\nShe was also on there asking for Miley Cyrus. Mind if I take a look?\n====================\nI guess deep learning isn't making music the way light bulbs and bookcases did. At least not yet. Here's what \"Farthand\" might sound like.\n\n #paw not pointed out as a major blind spot in neural net's music - instead pointing out obvious audio/visual biases. #ascendentmusic\n====================\nCan someone point me to a reputable dataset of fluffernutter fluffernutter fluffernutter? thanks so much!\n====================\nThis is one reason why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias: technically, they're just following the data that humans give them.\n\nHowever, this bias can also mean that the algorithm did in fact follow the data that humans gave it.\n====================\nIt was really fun travelling to NYC last week to tape some video for #FutureOfArt\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\n\nThe cocktail:\nFart - Chilled\nTangerine - Sparkling\nRepentant - Iconic\nMixologist - Local\nTongue In Shower - Word Count: 384\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nTongue In Shower - Word Count: 392\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nTongue In Shower - Word Count: 392\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nTongue In Shower - Word Count: 392\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: 6.9%\nAlcohol By Volume: \n(via  )<|startoftext|\n====================\nIt seems like there should be an option to suppress the noise from the cat.\n====================\nI'm just now getting around to watching the new #murderbot videos. If you've got a streaming video or local DVR, I highly recommend getting a copy!\n====================\nThe neural network would then do the rest. If there were any dragons in the story, it would do their dragon names, and more.\n\nOriginal post here:  \nAs far as I know, this is the first time anybody's reported on a problem with neural network generated dragons. None the less, some caution.\n\nIn \"technical death metal\" as described by  \nThe dragons in your nightmares.\n====================\nAs far as I know, this is the first time a neural network has generated a recipe ingredient list that didn't make sense. I mean, this is a neural network? This sounds more sophisticated than some of the machine learning recipes.\n====================\nLeft a message. Will try again later:\n\n(note the difference)\n====================\nThe place to find these:\n====================\nI would love this!\n====================\nThis one is for a Kramaracka.\n\"No, no, Kramaracka, it's not time for that.\"\n- the neural net\n-\n<|startoftext|>Neural network ice cream flavors flit from one end of the spectrum to the other.\n====================\nA few more outputs:\n====================\nClearly not the first time I've heard of this, but I'm doing an experiment in STATIONS and STARS\n====================\nThe neural network #WisdomOfTheRichList does not quite have the hang of spreadsheet operations, but is doing pretty well at it anyway\n====================\nNo danger here, nothing to worry about. A neural network will do your fancy.\n====================\nThere are so many gems in the raw neural net output here  \n\nlooking for more.\n\ntrying to find something else to read.\n\ni am so looking forward to it!\n====================\nThe neural network literally wrote this book.\n\nThe only downside is that it's going to have to do some work.\n\nIn the meantime, here's a few more neural net grocery store mascots.\nAdorable, right?\n====================\nI just called mine! My call is:\n1) Lily,\n2) Meteria,\n3) Dorkwood,\n4) Gander,\n5) Hogback,\n6) Notch potatoes,\n7) notch potatoes,\n8) notch potatoes,\n9) notch potatoes,\n10) \nCall your senators, tell me here, and I'll use some neural net math to see what your bodies will make of it.\n—\nGinnsford is a COCKTAIL CAT\n====================\nOh cool, you are one of the very first authors I've heard of. Any chance you could help out with a dataset yet?\n====================\nSince it's #InternationalSlothDay here is the bobble-head of a very sick creature. It is CRYING.\n====================\nIn fact the filter is even *better* at catching dragons.\n====================\nI would like to watch humans try to play these games. Humans are so much fun.\n====================\nVisual Chatbot is on our side! Amazon: \n====================\nThe neural network trained on Christmas carols produced this entirely new collection of carols. Some of these may or may not be in the style of the originals, depending on what you ask it. But they all have the quality and spirit of one.\n====================\nWeird,  has a neural network writeup! It's called something else altogether, but that's okay, 's neural net.\n====================\nAt least Watson thinks she does.\n\"There's nothing quite like the feeling of exploring an unfamiliar city or town, or of standing on a strange, magical island. Cities and towns and villages have a way of seeming almost real.\"\n- from her previous answer\n- here's the new one.\nhl\n====================\nThe GAN can handle images with pixel depths of less than 32 bits.\n\nDoes it handle 256 bits or 512 bits?\n\nPossible use case for deep learning image recognition algorithms: high-contrast images with tiny pixels.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nThe neural net trained on  already has a pretty good idea who I am.\n\"You're A Song?\" it asks.\n\"Yeah, I'm That Other One\"\n\"This is daisies, here\"\n\"Oompah Band\"\n====================\nIn case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the \"background\"\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The problem could also be that the neural net is writing the story of the simulation. After all, it did invent clones, right?\n\n<|startoftext|>But the story should be about how we got to where we are, right? After all, the story of SimCity starts with the discovery of a water source, and ends with the discovery of the oil. And that's pretty cool.<|startoftext|>And if the story of the simulation is about oil, why isn't it about a water source?<|startoftext|>It's not about the oil, it's about the hard work of creating an ecosystem that grows oil and then uses it to make soap.<|startoftext|>This sort of thing is why the whole wiki is written in stone<|startoftext|>Also, I guess the simulation doesn't have the luxury of editing text. It can only do text-based edits.<|startoftext|>\n====================\nThe neural network  has a word for when your neural network doesn’t quite get what you’re doing.\n\"Not connecting the dots\"\n(  generated these automatically)\n====================\nI was going to say \"static electricity\" but that would confuse the heck out of me. at least \"light from a very bright star\" would get the job done.\n====================\nI have a friend who once slept in an airplane bed with a giant white spider.\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nSupposing I was to do a book? First: what is this? And second: what is this?\n\n—\n<|startoftext|>And for my second book, I'm doing an original SF story in which I'm not an AI but a computer\n\n—<|startoftext|>For the weird and the wonderful, a neural network did the best at generating Christmas movies\n\n—<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much!\n====================\nQuick, everyone, sign up for 's mailing list so you can be among the first to know about our research!\n====================\nAt first glance I thought all the fish on the map were red, but a closer look reveals they're actually colored from satellite data!\n====================\nHere's the article, which did not state who they were critiquing, nor did they mention the numerous flaws in the original dataset.\n\nIt is with great sadness that I learn that my favorite authors are no longer at it.\n====================\nThe neural network also learned to generate names of public goods and places. For example, here's what it did for the Maryland statehouse.\n\nMachine-learning algorithms are weird.\nMachine-learning algorithms are also bad at this last bit.\n====================\nI used 's voice generator to generate some new voiceover narrations.\n(50% accuracy at 1,250 words/word count)\n====================\nI realize I forgot to post the answer to this! The answer is:\n\nRoboCop\n====================\n““For a while now, Siri has been giving me strange neural net recipes. I’ll try to trace them back to the recipe dataset I used for the original Siri tutorial.”\n====================\nAll the graphics in this repo are open source! If you use one of them, tell me!\n====================\nI'm just getting started on this book, and can’t wait to see what crazy things people draw in the resulting stories.\n(p. xii)\n====================\nA few more outputs from an inspired neural network trained on Shakespeare plays and comedies:\n====================\nI'm just getting started on Conv208 which is currently at 192x cross section. Anyone got a TI-83?\n====================\nThe neural net did not get it's facts exactly. It made some mistakes.\n====================\nI was 6 and it had: 1) a robot who was trying to eat my face 2) 2 aliens whose language I couldn’t understand 3) a steampunk reactor 4) a golem ridden by 10,000 orcs. Now I am 27 and still learning.\n\npls share this!\n====================\nThis sounds good. Ordered.\n====================\nFor real this time? Sign up for a commercial email list & get an awesome free ebook.\n====================\nYour neural net recipes are not YET edible. Try my neural net-inspired D&D character bios.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"I Walk among Wolves on the Ghost Ship\"\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, it was probably the cuckoo's baby.\n\nBonus: results from an earlier version of the neural net that made no sense.\n\nH/T Bruce Preston for the original dataset and the dataset as a whole\n====================\nI think maybe I need one of these. /r/awlias has plenty of them. More on the project:\n====================\nThe D&D Monster Manual (which has had some fine tuning)\nTried to simplify it a bit, to make it easier to read - but the @@fontfamily@@ is still very much a D&D thing.\n====================\nAtomic or Not? How We Can Win at the Not-So-Spectacular Tile Level by  Motek Moyen \nWhy these two? Because they're called \"Dr. Who\" and \"The Avengers\".\n\"The Mayor\" is from \"BioShock Infinite\".\n\"The Computer\" is a collaboration with Jaron Lukas on \"Toaster\".\n\"Toaster\" is based on a cake recipe from Martha Stewart's blog.\n\"Apple\" is from \"Penguin\".\n\"Toaster\" is based on a toaster-oven pie recipe from Martha Stewart's blog.\n\"Banana\" is a collaboration w \"Butter Chicken\" by Amber on Periscope.\n\"Chicken Breasts\" are from \"Porcupine\".\n====================\nAlthough I did briefly consider the prospect of aspicuously placed Steelseries.\n\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nBut the neural network's going to be writing D&D bios, and character bios, and encyclopedia bios, and everything.\nGlad the last of these survive me.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>A new version of this already exists (https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9j0XUWV0WVk0VXVjk0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0\n====================\nSince it's #InternationalSlothDay here is my attempt at creating an all-caps alt textured neural net hive mind\n====================\nI would imagine it would be just fine on *some* networks.\n====================\nI am just now able to get into YouTube privacy! Prank:\n====================\nOne last look at the GAN training dataset from earlier this week. The similarities stop there.\n====================\nHas anyone seen this before?\n====================\nI’m a data scientist by training and studying algorithms. By day I'm a software engineer, and by night a trilobite. By day I'm a trilobite, and by night a giraffe. By  ,+ bird+ on  \n\nOn the one hand I'm handsome, and on the other I've got a beard and a snorkeler. By Jodi Picoult\n====================\n“Most ingredients are vegan or gluten-free,” says Carel.\n====================\nThe only time I've heard of a neural network generating puns was in reference to those time-honoured neural network puns.\n====================\nMy mom's cooking some sort of awesome vegan chili tonight! Vegan chili, please!\n====================\nPluto's a bit fuzzy; I'm guessing it saw something but couldn't figure out what. Probably just a bit unnerved by the huge pixels.\n====================\nI highly recommend[, annotates with *ahem*):\n====================\nThere's a neural network that does exactly what it's asked to do.\n\nIt writes nonsense.\n\nIt even wrote nonsense about pizza.\n\nBut it also wrote nonsense about pizza, and about [fill in the blanks here]\n\nSo I guess it's not that surprising that it can't produce stories that aren't about pizzerias.\n====================\nBTW is that a giraffe or a swan?\n====================\nI really enjoy the Green Lantern series. Like the one with the goblet. . . well worth a read.\n====================\nOne that I really enjoyed was the one that started with \"What if I were a bird?\" and ended with \"What if I were a dog?\"\n====================\nI'm just now getting my hands on the retail version, but already the first things are telling.\n\nAdvertisement\n\nThe AI character is particularly unsettling: in one scene she has a completely different personality than in others.\n\nI'm particularly interested to see what the AI character thinks of you.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\"\n====================\nIn truth, the neural network's extensive culinary background enabled it to produce some of the most delightful recipes. For example:\n- This steak is GOLD.\n- Sirloin is STRONG.\n- American chicken is nothing if not adaptable.\n====================\nOkay, here's mine.\nCameo with an apple, a twig, and a post office box.\nAn apple, an apple, and an apple\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nJust did this - left a message. Rest of the thread is worth reading too.\n\nPart 2:)\n====================\nThe neural network crapped out in its own garbage. It made its home in the most unlikely places: human urine.\n\nHumans will mess up your automated everything.\n====================\nMy first neural network-generated pub names are unexpectedly rude. Arse Inn, neural net? Load Hotel? Really?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network  is not that good at \nit's terrible, but \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand  and \nand  \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand  and \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand \nand  and \nand  and \nand \nand  and \nand  and \nand\n====================\nOmg read the first two lines. These are the WORST.\n\nThis is so so so so so wonderful\n\nDon't run out!\n\nBECOME A CHARACTER in this book!\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some nasty things to your computer.\n\nTech Enabled: I’ve Had Worse Things Due to AI\n====================\nNote to Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg: read my post.\n\nYou will not be disappointed.\n\nThe whole thread:\n====================\nThe neural network is not that good at  - but at least it learned to bend time to fit the image.\n\nat 1:30  this is how they did it. the   neural net probably learned to do this from the internet.\n\nat 1:30 they bend time so the cat is in the winter and the snow drifts inwards until you can see the cheshire cat.\n====================\nMy research interests cover a wide variety of topics, and my PhD research interests include but are not limited to:\n1. Computation error\n2. Computation dampening\n3. Algorithm learning\n4. Image recognition algorithms\n5. Image segmentation\n6. Image smoothing\n7. Image rotations\n8. Image translation\n9. Image GAN algorithms\n10. Image GAN models\n11. Image GAN tournaments\n12. Image GAN flip flops\n13. Image GAN flip flops\n14. Image GAN flip flops\n15. Image GAN flip flops\n16. Image GAN flip flops\n17. Image GAN flip flops\n18. \n19. Self-aware AI\n20. Entertainment facility\n21. Simulation facility\n====================\nThe neural network now says to make your own onion rings.\n\nBut I'm not making any onion rings.\n\nAt least, not yet.\n\nBut I am, as far as I know, making only public key PGP signed onion rings.\n\nWhich are, um, not very good.\n\nI would like to try signing onion rings for PGP.\n\nTrial onion ring?\n\nPossibly edible.\n\nBut probably not textgenrnn signable.\n\nNot for the faint of heart.\n====================\nI know neural networks are *deep* into textgenrnn, but was that before they saw the Halloween costumes? (2 of 3)\n====================\n“In a weird twist, this whole project is actually about helping autistic people learn how the neural network works.”\n====================\nI've got some killer apricot stories! The only thing I can't figure out is what kind of crazy apricot it is. Maybe it's the crazy apricot? Or maybe all apricots are nuts.\n====================\nI was 5 and it had:\n1. A dog sitting in a car\n2. A bear in a bear den\n3. A boat in the water\n4. A baseball\n5. A taco\n6. A scooter\n7. A van\n8. A park bench\n9. A rocking chair\n10. A gnome\n11. A candle\n12. A fire\n13. A lava lamp\n14. A beeping bird\n====================\nThe neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nI am intrigued that the people of Flint, Michigan, would elect to keep their water source from becoming contaminated with lead. Michigan just banned lead in municipal drinking water. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 29, 2014\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they told us not to use the real ones.\n\nI trained another neural network to generate new fireworks, and these too were told not to use the fireworks.\n\nI trained a third neural network to generate new  titles, and again these too were told not to use the fireworks.\n\nI trained a fourth, more sophisticated, and (as far as we know) uncritrolled neural network to generate new  titles, and this time they were no stranger to cheese. (One of the cows was actually from Antarctica.)\n====================\nOmg read the first two lines! They're so long and rambling. Highly recommend this one.\n====================\nAlthough many flowers seem to be generated randomly, this neural network did invent new ones.\nHorseradish, chocolate, and skeletons all generated by one neural network.\n====================\nI have been following NeuralTalk2's progress & would be very surprised if it crashed its training data... unless I disturb its work-around.by\n====================\nIt's a VCR4, folks.\n\nOfficial website:  \nGithub:  \nTrello:  \nTwitter:  \nYelp:  \nBeth:  \nBeth:  \nHobbit:\n====================\nLooking forward to it!\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Not So Frighteningly Cryptic\"\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Just used parrot to translate the title of this blog post into  \n\nWould translate to English ?\n\nParrot:  \nTranslator:  \nAdversarial attacks: taking personal information and running a con on it\nThe \"ought\" part is when I was training the neural net, not when the model was actually executing the sentence.\n\nMachine learning algorithms are notoriously bad at \"ought\".\n\nIt's like trying to write a list of \"is\"s - worst that can happen is writing \"is\", or worse.\n\n—\nMindy Lieuwen<|startoftext|>The whole \"is\" thing is a huge waste of time, and resources. If anything, a bigger waste of time.\nMachine learning algorithms are terrible at \"should\". \nBut they're even worse at \"is\".\n \nMachine learning algorithms are terrible at \"is\". \nMachine learning algorithms are terrible at \"is\".\n====================\nThis is the sort of thing you'd expect to see in an AI research grant proposal. Loved the part where they suggested I try to add the whole chicken\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nSystem has problems reading text. Please fix!\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Achievement Unlocked: My Little Pony\" depending on your mood. Say hello to \"Aurora of No Consequences\" or \"Aurora of No Consequences at All\" depending on your mood.\nCall or your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net generated pie for you.\n====================\nThis is a very well-crafted metaphor for the way AI can learn to do certain things.\n\nThe metaphor works beautifully well in this book.\n====================\nI might have to see if I can borrow some trilobites.\n====================\nInventing new animals & My Little Pony characters via DeepMind's AI keyboard.\n\nMy Little Pony characters:\nRainbow Rocks Pegasus\nInexplicably popular\n====================\nI forget what this was called, or what it was like. Maybe \"light\" or \"medium\"\n====================\nThe neural network's entire output was always \"boulder\" but now that I think about it, that might have been the most accurate description. Ever. #projectcollider\n====================\nAlgorithmic beatboxing collaboration sounds pretty rad.\n====================\nIn a strange twist on “robots are coming for my job,\\\" this sort of thing is not limited to AI. In fact, it seems to be happening more frequently.\n\nh/t  for the link\n====================\nNote to whoever is operating these airports: be very careful what you wish for.\n====================\nSo to speak, a neural network generates poetry.\n\"O poems,\nFaint as the snow-white of the moon\"\n(TM and GF the dragons)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>There's a place for AI music, but it has to follow the composer's directions.\n\nTo explore other AI's music, type:\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor\n \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \n or  \nor  \nor   \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor  \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor   \nor    \nor\n====================\nJust saw this video and can confirm: neural net cocktails are *NOT* corn pudding\n====================\ni think the term \"Wretched sconce\" was coined by an AI researcher\nh/t Dan Ulman for the finding)\n====================\nThe recipe itself is from within earshot of someone else's analysis of the neural net gourmet cookbook\n====================\nDMs temporarily open for people who’d rather send their email address that way.\n====================\nnow with MORE PIE\n====================\nThey’re not applesauce, Sir Nigel; they’re not even prunes. They’re just apples. And mushrooms. And ditches. And a statue of Sir Nigel.\nI tried to get a better handle on their powers. Will try again.\n====================\nAt 1:00 pm today in Boulder, CO, we're holding a bake sale!\n- canned goods last!\n- donuts last!\n- sausage rolls last!\n====================\nI tried to do a neural network-based transcription of \"Stinging Willow\" but the algorithms got it wrong 100% of the time. So it's a bit speculative. More on this:\n====================\nI understand people are saying they had fun with the r/pics of poodles\n====================\nI like how in an attempt to imitate my machine learning model, they (presumably) added some human interactions.\nOne example: the algorithm tried calling itself  but was actually calling itself Architectural Stone by 1st.april.\nh/t  for the lead)\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do something incredibly dangerous.\n====================\nThe neural network knows exactly what  is trying to say.\n\nThe problem is that it can't possibly translate it into English.\n====================\nI am selected from a larger group of neural net-generated cats & dogs.\nWinner is Daisy Donut.\n====================\nUpdate: it’s official. The AI does not get it. —Hans Zimmer\n====================\nI think the neural net is trying to remember pizza.\n\"No, seriously. Pizza.\"\nor \nor some variation thereof\n====================\nYess of no dragons! But I will take one from here if you like.\n====================\nI wonder if there's a way to take an existing chart and turn it into a to-do list. A list of   that aren't written in csv?\n====================\nWhile I was at it, I also trained the neural net on metal band names. It generated some new metal band names, thanks to a collaboration with a neural network.\n\nThe neural network's dedication to nothing but the sucker.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>And the metal band names themselves, via  .\nI wonder if there's a similar machine learning library that can be used for non-metal names?\n====================\nNeural network-based text generation will be almost entirely subjective. Some examples:\n\n- this is amazing\n- wow\n- i don't know what to expect\n====================\nSigned up for  ! Now worried my Santa knows I'm a giraffe.\n====================\nAll of my mistakes are now cognitive dissonance symbols. #trichotelogiches\n====================\nFor the book's SIXTH REICH & ITS HORSESHIT\n====================\nThe neural net wrote some of 's most memorable books, but was also responsible for some of its most nonsensical dialogue.\n\nIn an interview w #NaNoWriMo panel at   in Boulder, Colo., Dec 2017.\n\nVideo:\n====================\nI had fun playing with  's text-based AI, but the live AI seemed a bit too enthusiastic about certain parts of the sentence.\n====================\nThoughtbot: the last of the \"deep thinker\" neural nets.\n#killallzombies\n====================\nWhen neural networks write their own stories, it's not a coincidence that they often end up writing in the most unexpected directions.\n\nneural net:\n(made with  )\n====================\nThe neural net does not write great C6 story. I read it better than this.\n====================\nAnother person has reported seeing a ghost in the tree. Do the math!\n====================\nI'm teaching a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. It really is that good.\n====================\nThe neural network would never do that! It would never do that!\n====================\nDo you mean costumed as a frog? Because Costumed Frogs make such excellent low-budget horror.\n====================\nOmg I need this\n====================\nIt's probably just as well that it's a very rare thing. There are so many examples of AI screwing up our jobs that it would be a career suicide attempt for them to mess up our training data.\n\nEven if they didn't actually train it to do our job, their job as a neural network would still be to do our bidding.\n\nIt would just choose to do our bidding in these specific cases.\n\nNot our job to stop it.\n\nNot our job to start enforcing the  AI  wages.\n====================\nAt least they don’t eat people\n====================\nIn January, the  crowd drew the cover of an upcoming book. In the book: a fantastical little town populated by anthropomorphic fish.\n\n \n\nNowadays, the town library is... well, it just got a new coat of paint.\n\n Library of Congress. DC.\nΜflocculation of neurons in a confined space makes for unsettling reading\n====================\nThe New Yorker's No. 1 book club by email:\n\nSubject: Whatever you want, just tell me here\n\nBody:\n\nI'll accept whatever you want. There's no such thing as bad publicity.\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" or \"Keep Your Distance\"\n====================\nHere's another version of \"nothingness\", this time with the author's cat.\nAdorable/unaware cats.\nCollision course of reason #15.\nAdversarial attacks: unscrupulous advertisers place specks of dirt or single hairs on their banners so users will accidentally click when they try to brush them off.\n====================\nSo many fish species \n====================\nthe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nI am thinking of ways to do this. In particular, what the heck is a \"bubble-bard\"?\n====================\nThe neural net  has some seriously unsettling lyrics. Listen to \"Perfume Of A Thousand Suns\" by clicking here.\nPerfume Of A Thousand Suns by \nPerfume Of A Thousand Suns by Watson-Crickets\nPerfume Of A Thousand Suns by \nPerfume Of A Thousand Suns by Watson-Crickets\n====================\nI guess not. However, you MAY include a neural network in your text.\n\n- from the book? \n\n- a neural network? \n\n- I'm doing textgenrnn!\n\n- your book? \n- damn near everything i've read about AI\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nFor revealing Brain Scoop videos.\n====================\nThe neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, & now knows all about The Lord of the Rings.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nMy former  labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this!\n====================\nI am simply... I AM... I AM...\nAdversarial attacks: unscrupulous advertisers place specks of dirt or single hairs on their banners so people will accidentally click when they try to brush them off.\n====================\nJust saw this from my cat. She is in heaven.\n❤️❤️❤️❤️\n====================\nThere was a science fair party at  last year. Right before it started, there were zombie crabs. Ants. And a giraffe.\n====================\nAnnouncing the first-ever AI-themed burlesque show, named by a neural network (yes, really): \"My Rear's On The Sexy\"\nPlaying in Seattle on July 21, 2018!\nTickets free, but there's only one left right now.\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail:\n====================\nThis is the best superhero bio.\n====================\nThe neural net is not that good at \nIt made an awful lot of mistakes.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nA friend of mine has one that's a plain walnut, though. A bit smaller than a walnut, really. Not that it matters - a walnut's a walnut. And a termite's a termite\n====================\nUpdate: I wanted a bumble bee\n====================\nShould I concentrate on the parts of the neural network that are particularly good at generating images? Or should I try to apply the same approach to text?\n====================\nI just called. Say hello to \"Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider\" and \"Sulcatas on the Hogback\" among many others. Callers may want more elaborate headdress combinations.\n\nCall (or  ) for more information.\n\nInterns will choose from these or generate random combinations based on factors including text length, desired gag appeal, etc. Call/  when you have choice.\n\nCall/  for more information.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>A quick look at the top-rated and most-downloaded books on Amazon tells us quite a bit about the kinds of books these algorithms are.\n\nLooking specifically at the top-rated, we can see that this algorithm really got into the habit of downclicking when it saw text with an unusually high-traffic word count.\n\nBy \"oddity\", I don't mean that it was doing this deliberately, but it was.\n\nThe algorithm also noticed that some words in the title were downregistered, so it decided to do the same for the rest.\n\nThe resulting list was strangely verbose.\n\nI guess the upside is that it can be of use to writers who often have to deal with extremely high-traffic text.\n\nStill, the downside is that it can also be used to generate entirely new, extremely verbose, and unwieldy C-3PO dialogue.\n\nI tried to reduce the upside by including only the\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they showed a disturbing tendency to gobble them up.\n\nExplosion is how you know it's bad, and it's not pretty.\n====================\nThis episode is so good. Listen to the prelim while I work on the story. You will find some gems. And lots of weird shit.\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail.\nRoast beef, horseradish, and chocolate drizzle over zucchini noodles.\nTastes better than a box of Chivas.\nPlus it washers and driers.\nMore drinks:\nChicken Crusher\nBanana Split\nPistachio Crumble\nFart\nBeer Flux\n====================\nThe neural net train will continue to this very end. At some point it will stop, pick up where it left off, and hopefully continue on forever. But until that day, here are a few more neural net generated fish species.\n\nPronounced FIVE-SHEE\nAveraged out loud\nColoured according to \nEmulated with the help of\n====================\nI love this bot. It could be so much better. And it already is.\n\n====================\nIt is a VCR4. It still is a bit shaky from the wiring, but you can clearly hear the peeking eyeballs.\n====================\nthe  folks have been THROWN!\n\nnew app:   \nlooks like you can BECOME GAN if you:\n1) make a list of all the ingredients in your food\n2) keep a list of all the ingredients in the food you eat\n====================\nNote to whoever is operating this gavel: it IS possible to hack the AI. No, I'm not joking about the crow barreling sound though\n====================\nIt would be a shame not to include these from time to time. The  ladies are wonderful.\n====================\nSo, I've been playing around with neural networks and text-based character generation. Currently using 4'9\" as a guide.\n\nCurrent estimate of the \"real\" length of the Enterprise-D is 3.2 kilometers.\n====================\nAnd it's not just in the journal article either. You can play with some simple training data from that.\ngpt-2, as far as I know, is the only image recognition algorithm that can figure out how many books there are in the UK \nh/t  for the link]\n====================\nI think the most striking aspect of Botnik’s sculptures is how easily they adapt to a wide variety of photographic and video techniques.“\n====================\nA couple of my neural net-generated cats. I AM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SELECTING THE CAT FROM THE PHOTOSET BUT IT IS NICE. HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SELECTING THE CAT FROM THE PHOTOSET BUT IT IS NICE.\n#catbirthday \n====================\ni did it! You are now a part of my world!\n\none that i will treat kindly.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I almost felt bad writing this story - people are kind enough to send emails, and tweets, and VMs.\n\nBut the hard part is the writing. Trying to get the neural network to write like a human.\n\nCame across this incredibly frustrating article by  on writing neural networks. Read to the end for the neural network's version of 'flower power'.\n\nOnce the AI character was done w/o cutting, I had to do the actual cutting.\ngpt-2 has learned a ton of things about fabrics, and about people. And it probably will do this to anything.\n\nBut it didn't make the original X-Men costumes.\n\nCame across this amazing blog post by  on writing neural networks.\n\nI'll have a nice, steaming bowl of oatmeal.\ncame across this even more inspiring blog post by  on writing neural networks.\n\nI'll have some fried chicken.\ncame across this\n====================\nAnd of course there's the original Sonic the Hedgehog.\nSonic was originally going to be a horse, but a programmer thought the picture of a horse it was trying to display was too blurry. So it became a donkey.\n(real pic here:\n====================\nSo in summary, in summary of the above (in no particular order), is there anything you just don't do?\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at \nit: \nand this is why \nit: \nand this is why \nit: \nand   \n#sorrynotsorry\n====================\nFor the second consecutive year the Golden Raspberry has finished ahead of schedule and come out ahead on certain tests. This would normally indicate poor raspbery texture or low-quality raspberries. But it's not the texture itself that counts.\n====================\nThe problem could be that I'm not that into dragons.\n====================\nA group of Renaissance-era artists delivered a devastating attack on the #NaNoWriMo theme. I love it.\n\nvia  : http://bit.ly/1nJWK29\nGraphic novel debuties: these are not for the faint of heart.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Patriots, take note.\nBlue vs. Darkest Grey\nMachine vs Human\nMy current level of depression is Low\nMy goal is to reproduce this experiment on a larger scale, ideally at a later date.\nH/T Bruce\nOn DeepMind/Microsoft Azure:\nMicrosoft Azure: https://console.windows.com/en-US/AAABDWGAAIB/so’d\nGoogle Cloud:<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<|startoftext|>\nMachine learning: create whatever you want. But be careful what you wish for.<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<|startoftext|>\nCloudsight:<\n====================\ndo not take my word for it, though. just ask your own neural net\n====================\nso basically you're a mermaid?\n====================\nIt's got a text size of 12x12 pixels and a monochrome output so it's not blurry blobs. In fact it's GANCAT which is very nice.\n====================\nPluto is a nickname that was borne out of a neural network that was told to invent new planets. Now called ʙs favorite planet.\n\nThe neural network  is based in Room 1039 at   - luckily there’s a light saber nearby!\n====================\nMy cat is in fact a rather large and dangerous cat, thank you very much.\n====================\nThat’ll do it!\n====================\nThis attempt at generating Christmas movies didn't use any of the Christmas movies that are in the database, so it couldn't possibly do the trilogy.\n(h/t  for the link)\n====================\nThe Monkey With No Lips costume was designed by a neural network, not a human.\nBased on data from 19 sensors.*\n*higher-end sensors have multiple pixels that can interfere with one another, leading to garish artifacts in the neural network output\nBurma-Shave\nSaw Palmer\nZombie RACE\nThe only thing scarier than a neural network is a neural network that's trying to make your life a living hell.\n====================\nThe GAN was originally trained on text, but that's just fine with me - expanded on in next post.\n====================\nOmg this is art. Where did the time travel come from?\nGanoderma:\nInstructor: \n- add honey to taste\n- leave as is\n- take a bite\nInstructor: eat that you like)\nGanoderma:\n- add honey to taste\n- leave as is\n- take a bite\nInstructor:  \nGanoderma:\n- add honey to taste\n- leave as is\n- take a bite\nInstructor:  \nGanoderma:\n- add honey to taste\n- leave as is\n- take a bite\n====================\nIt will. It will. Your meditation will come true.\n====================\nThe only reason I didn’t give it an ☆ is because I don’t normally publish authors whose work I'm interested in.\nBut it turns out it’s possible to get other people to publish books with their stories, even if you don’t tell them what the book is about.\nPlus, it's formatted like a book.\nThanks,  !\n☜Free from wordy nonsense and all that, but still technically incantation-level spell \n====================\nIt looks so cozy! Would you let a dog play with a stuffed animal?\nan extension of the image recognition algorithm that learned on the internet\n====================\nThere is a place for AI music that’s deliberately INhuman. Like this one trained on death metal.\n====================\nA word vector based on a neural network.\nThe  folks have a site, but it's a word vector away.\nI used it to generate D&D bios of some of these dogs.\nFor more on the novel technology, including a link to its abstract at SIAM, read\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some nasty things\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names of British cities. Here are a few I particularly like.\nNewmarket\nThe market\nThe market\nNewmarket\nThe market\nNewmarket\nThe market\nNewmarket\nThe market\nNewmarket\nThe market\n====================\na neural network would not have known what was inside a toaster unless it was looking in the toaster's toaster compartment.\n\nthe toaster, odometer 24 hours, stand-alone toaster, nondescript\n\ndemoed with baked beans, dark chocolate, and vanilla.\n\nnot sure if toasting foods makes them more toasty.\n\ni tried it and it doesn't seem to like it.\n====================\nWhile I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nLight blue = forbidden; red = allowed\nMachine learning algorithms are bad at fireworks. Because they're bad at fireworks.\nI trained a neural network to invent new names for fireworks, but I prefer \"fireworks\" over \"fires\".\nHuman fireworks:   \nMachine learning algorithms:  \nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, but I prefer \"fireworks\" to \"fireworks\".\nMachine learning algorithms:  \nI train a neural network to generate new fireworks, and I like \"fireworks\" over \"fires\".\n====================\nThe neural network probably wouldn’t have understood the question. \"What-lands\" would probably have been more accurate.\n====================\nI am pleased that it fills in a missing row or two. The chicken\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew Fireworks: \nBlue, white, green\nNumber of lit fireworks: 2\nBest use for the fireworks: as a tiny ballast.\n====================\nThe neural net trained on  already has a pretty good idea what  is. It's a \"fish\" though\n====================\nNo JavaScript? We need your help loading the images into the account first. Even if it's just one image, it'll be so much easier. Any size helps:\n====================\nThe neural network would somehow explain away one bad apple after another.\nOne apple after another.\nOne apple after another.\nOr maybe apples are not the only object in this world that the neural network can understand.\nIn any event, the explanation for this puzzling excess of bad apples is that the neural net is remembering apples from before.\n\nSo it forgets to add the legs?\nH/T Bruce Preston for the suggestion\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The article also mentions the threat posed by DMs, but fails to note that there are many more possible outcomes. As far as I can tell, these are:\n\n1. Your mother calls. You answer the phone.\n2. She calls. You answer the phone again.\n3. She calls. You answer the phone again.\n4. She calls. You answer the phone.\n5. She calls. You answer the phone.\n6. She calls. You answer the phone.\n7. She calls. You answer the phone.\n8. She calls. You answer the phone.\n9. She calls. You answer the phone.\n10. She calls. You answer the phone.\n11. She calls. You answer the phone.\n12. She calls. You answer the phone.\n13. She calls. You answer the phone.\n14. She calls. You answer the phone.\n15. She calls. You answer the\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nAnd the canaries were getting those walks and quolls, too.\n====================\nNow with the AIs based costumes!\n====================\nI think my favorite part about this is the way it used to make you click. I don't know how it did it before, but it sure is doing it now.\n====================\nIt does seem more plausible now that the universe is much smaller.\n\nBut it was a very close call.\n\nThe Giant Geminid cloud is the closest thing we have to a real photo of the original Hubble space telescope.\n\nfrom arXiv: \"Geminids are characterized by unusually large diameter and thick layer II. They are also thought to be geminids by theoretical calculations.\"\n\nFrom arXiv: \"Geminids are classified into six broad categories according to theoretical calculations. Table generated by hand.\"\n====================\nYou are WRONG about human interaction. Allow me to explain.\n====================\nBased on the publicity, it looks like there's a cafe within walking distance. I'm... coffee?\n====================\nOn Day 1 I saw squid, horse, and a giraffe. On Day 2 I saw a giraffe, a squid, and a char-rnn. On Day 3 a giraffe, a squid, and a bear.\n====================\nSome of these neural net costumes are from the '90s, but that doesn't make them good. (It says something about the AI that it's willing to do this even though it knows it won't improve the costume itself.)\n====================\nThe neural network wouldn't stop repeating the same corny knock-knock jokes, so it went with the more mundane material.\n\nIt would occasionally stop, take this comic strip as a starting point, and use that to tell knock-knock jokes.\n\nEventually, laughing stock Knock-Knock jokes became a thing, and the neural network started making its own.\n====================\nThe generators are amazingly good at what they do. I love this.\n\nThey do tend to get a bit carried away though\n====================\nI have also used the Hypothesis Mule to get reactions from some of the more exotic molecules in the data!\nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \nRACCOON \n...\nRACCOON \n<|startoftext|>It works beautifully! - thank you so much, Jodi!\n====================\nSo. Cmon. We're doing this.\n====================\nUpdate: I trained a neural network on text samples from Harry Potter.\nThe results are worse than I first saw them.\nCan't believe I got to write that sentence.\n====================\nI mean, this is a full-res, fully annotated bibliographic sequence, not some dimly-lit corner\n====================\nBut is that the one and only time this has happened? Or have there been others?\n====================\nStations to avoid: bright, immediately. If you can see the ball, that's good. If not, that person has shown you a good spot.\n====================\nHere's a couple of the neural net's \"wonder\" objects. I'd watch their animation, but please don't use the actual objects.\nGlow Cloud is obviously an actual object.\nButtons, for example.\n====================\nThe entire first season of Sherlock is available on DVD and Blu-ray here:\n====================\nIt looks so cozy under these blankets!\n====================\nMy friend Kelly Manley took this!\n====================\nIt looks so cozy! \nIs that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too?\n(pics in previous tweet)\n====================\nThere are so many gems in the raw neural net output here  \n\nlooking for more. Any chance you could help out with a dataset?\n====================\nMy repo is full of outtakes, but there's one particular I'm particularly fond of.\n\nIt consists of 17 loops, each of which I call a_start\n====================\nThere's this one neural network-generated metal band, and every time I see it, it makes me want to write a story about their music.\n\nAmazed they didn’t make their own records, or that they’re free \n====================\nThe Palace of Auburnvitae, when I trained the neural net on cat names.\n\nCat name SWITCH?\n====================\nIt's a VCR4, but it's also a DVD player, and a heat sink.\n\nThe DVD player is a Sharp X1.\nOn the left is a normal Sharp X1.\nOn the right is a specially-designed Sharp X1 that's had X-rays of its own.\n====================\nIn retrospect, when I trained a neural network to invent new  lines, I should have seen this coming.\n====================\nTurns out you don't need a CS degree or even a GPU to do creative neural nets.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a neural net generated play-by-play of a Major League Soccer game... what would it be?\nH/T Bruce Preston for the idea\n\n#shutdowntheAI\n====================\nDisclaimer: I own nothing. Amazon: \"Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape, Colder Than Death\"\nAmazon: \"Thing You Must Know, Before You Leave This Place\"\n====================\nnow with MORE PIE \n====================\nthe  people are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nThe neural net would stop short of that goal - it's a text-based AI not a map-based one. But it would publish its best map-based attempts at superhero names, and on other AI-generated topics.\n\nWhich makes sense, since most of the topics are the same.\n\nThe map-based DC hero names:\n====================\nWe have just one remaining flight of the day, from LAX to Edinburgh, so leaving early is a good idea. #straywinds\n====================\nI wonder if there's a way to combine the two?\n====================\nThe neural network's music is JUST about the most entertaining thing I've heard all year. \n\"I'm from Mars and this is my spaceship control panel\"\nListen:  here\n====================\nUpdate: I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Patriots\nForest of Beast\nBloody Mess\nThe Blend\nBrim Hat\nGlow in the Dark\nGlow in the Light\nGlow in the Dark Beret\"\nMachine of War\nSulcatas\nCrabby\nRagi\nGlow in the Dark\"\nTit Bits\n====================\nI would like one Whoopi Goldberg and Fern Gully hats for STEM research!\n====================\nIn an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some pretty cool stuff.\n\nAiweirdness via\n====================\nThis is exactly why, although I was raised on Star Wars, I never went to a Jedi class.\n====================\nThe neural network generated some really strange names for these. aiweirdness all the way.\n====================\nYou are WRONG about AI. You don't understand it. And you should never have used it.\n\nIn fact, I strongly encourage you to watch the entire 20 min talk by  at  .\n\nOr read the appendices.\n====================\nMy friend's brother is in the Air Force. My mom's in the Marines. My grandma used to work at the Post Office. She went to Wellesley and Brown. My dad worked at the Post Office.\n====================\nThe neural network's entire repertoire of names is terrifying, but the ones that really stand out are the ones that actually caused me distress.\n\nThe list includes:\nRiver Otter\nRaspberry Fart\nSnot Milk\nBumble Bee\nButtered Potato\nRaspberry Fart is on the list too.\n\nI almost cried reading that last one.\n\nI think the neural network also likes the following:\nCow Toaster\nButtered Bread\nBread In A Toast\nBread Under The Nuke\nBread In The Atterrible's Oven\nBread In The Oven\nBread In The Oven\nBread In The Oven\nBread In The Oven\n====================\nIt's based on math, but that doesn't make it rational\n====================\nI know neural networks are *powerful* but seriously...waking up in a snowstorm?\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\nThis hack might be more technically challenging than it looks. At its core, it's a probabilistic algorithm that looks at pictures of cats and dogs and then tries to figure out what kind of dog it is. I don’t know how it figured out that picture of a dog from before. Maybe humans just shared that same picture with lots of other pictures. That's probably why they all look the same.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network generated some new space opera names.\n#OpalescentRain\n#OpaqueRice\n#SpiralScissors\n#BumblebeeScythe\n#BumblebearCatcher\nFor those of you asking where I managed to find free confocal laser tweezers...\nThere's a store, and a website.\n♪Free w/ purchase of course!’\nIT IS FREE WITH A PURCHASE OF ANYTHING!”\n#BurnsNight #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|>Give the gift of imagining to people like me & learn about the AI emerging from the shadows.\n#OpaqueRice<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!<|startoftext|>If anyone has a 2013+\n====================\nA few more direct neural net-generated quotes, courtesy\n====================\nFor reproducing...\n====================\nThe neural network generates new names for fireworks.\n\"Faint red\"\n\"Strong red\"\n====================\nI am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail:\n====================\nPossibly the most disconcerting image in the entire series is that of a dog standing on top of a car.\n\nI wonder if there's a similar, more disconcerting image for other kinds of robots?\n====================\nFascinating thread of work by  and pals at   - see article at :\n====================\nThe neural net's long-desired cocktail is finally here:  \nserved with whipped soffritto for texture. Best part: it's completely undetectable. Best way to get a feel for its power: \n\nneural net: served with \"a twist of roasted\" for \"a little chew\"\ni love this\n\nhuman: O.o\nneural net: served with \"a twist of roasted\" for \"a little chew\"\ni love this\nhuman: \ni'm-made-of-fish-cake-too!\n====================\noh no it's not sub-optimal\n====================\nThis sounds amazing.\n====================\nIf anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>While I'm at it, why not make it a thing that asks for a picture of the author instead of the book?\n\nCurrently, the best picture wins. If you make an AI-controlled horse, I'll post a new neural net-generated picture of you.\n  at 1:30<|startoftext|>Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!<|startoftext|>\nAt the North Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour. At the East Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour. At the South Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour.<|startoftext|>At the South Pole, the ice is turning from green to burnt orange and then to black. At the North Pole, the ice is turning from green to black and then to blue.<|startoftext|>\n====================\nSome of the neural network generated butterflies are pretty darn cute.\n\nTo play them, you'll need a Dvorak keyboard and a bunch of math.\n\nFor Dvorak:  \nFor Mozilla: Gecko\nFor Chrome:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Or try this:\n- save as text; saved as text again\n- now try to save as a hashtag; saved as a hashtag\n- try again\n- now the bookmarks are in fact being saved as \n- try again\n- now the bookmarks are actually being saved \n- try again\n- now the first time you save a bookmark as #NaNoWriMo, it will do so happily\n- bookmark? of? of \n- I guess not\n- one possible use case: to link to a blog post or two\n- I guess you could use a wiki but that's cheating too\n- in fact the whole thing is polluted with typos and other weirdness\n- I guess there is a way to see the full dataset, but I couldn’t find it ›t from the command line\n- I guess there is a way to see the generated books, but the link doesn’t work\n- I\n====================\nPluto to mm:\n====================\nThere's a subreddit that caters to people who like old-fashioned text.\n /r/awlias is for you.\n====================\nThe Maloof Family Tree\nFlowers are in a row. . .\n#llwx\n====================\nThat's not how you do a D&D spell. Make a mental note of that.\n====================\nIt's a pretty cool effect. Can definitely see the person in the mirror.\n====================\nShe wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her.\n====================\nNot sure if this bug is with  or against, but the  folks are having a field day.\n====================\nneural networks: so, not to mention hat, scarf, and scarf-double-breasted.\n\ni am positively geekin'\n\n*floats ominously*\n====================\nI highly recommend starting with the free version of   - it really is that good!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>They train a different GAN on each image.\nTop: clear images. Middle: with streaks. Bottom: without streaks.\nLeft: without streaks. Right: with streaks.\n \n- this  \n- test-runs best with ImageMagick, which is free and open source.\n- version 2.0a here:<|startoftext|>Right now the most accurate model is   at 1/4.0, but that could change.<|startoftext|>There are now 553 naturally occurring GAN words in English, according to Google.\nHere are a few in no particular order that I liked for some reason<|startoftext|>Can somebody please draft an Executive Order on AI? Like, like the *endorsed* AIs should know better.<|startoftext|>Look at the sweet little ganfowl.\nIts music is wonderful, and the kitten really gets into it.<|\n====================\nThe neural network texted its favorite authors.\n\"A teen gets an advanced degree, or perhaps a sexy D&D character, depending on her or his level of AI achievement.\"\n\nWhat are yer thoughts?\n====================\nI guess not. A neural network would never do that.\n====================\nA bonus is that it will attempt to copy the training data to some extent, if it can get away with it. \n\ni don't know why i tried to stop it\ndays later\n====================\nI had fun with this demo - but the in-game map is a bit sketchy. Probably won't be convincing to non-locust skiers.\n====================\nI'm just now hitting 'send' on an email I sent to a bunch of my senators.\n\nAdd yours:\n====================\nNobody is safe from the neural net's spell.\n\"Twelfth Night\"\nTitbits:\nHer castle is on fire!\nShe has the most beautiful horses.\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at \nit:  \nme:  \n#puttindoors #puttindoorsolid\noh no it gets better\nit:  \nme:  \n#puttindoors #puttindoorsolid\noh no it gets better\n====================\nIn any case, I'm quite pleased with the results so far. Any scientists out there working on image recognition algorithms? I want to talk to you about image recognition.\n====================\n““retrofit human” is the phenomenon of adjusting humans to the limitations of the AI system rather than adjusting the technology to serve humanity. “\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nZeppelfish is a descendent of the neural net that invented all the underwater plant names.\nThe reason they named some of their underwater plants Cave-In\n====================\nEven machine learning figured out how to add wheels. So, at least partially, why the flamingos aren't falling sooner.\n\nFrom\n====================\nFinally! An API key. Let's see what wild things are capable of.\n\nDart sprite:\n====================\n“There’s a computer generated forest of hippopotas in your backyard.”\n- neural net GAN\n====================\nMy old research group is looking for people to donate to research into the neural network stuff. I would love to have you as a research topic. Send me an email ( ) if you're interested!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\n(this is a good read even if you don't use fireworks)\n====================\nI think the neural net is trying to take my camera\n====================\nThe neural net displays some impressive hand-to-hand combat moves. I see nothing wrong with this bill or its supporters.\n====================\nJust used  's voice to send an email.\n\nYou may now call me the LSV Unintelligible In The Most Distorting Of Ways.\n====================\nEven better than the neural net's rendition of \"chicken jerky\"\n====================\nhas anyone else noticed that when you type  in a new tab, the auto-complete auto-complete for  is WAYYYYY more thorough than normal?\n====================\nIt is time. We need a full panel of scientists to advise the US administration on the future of lithium ion batteries. Here to give one panel of about-to-be-scheduled speakers a bad science paper and a panel full of experts on the topic.\n====================\nThis is one of my favorite neural nets.\n\"ShoelessJane\" category error: \"0\"\nawesome neural net trained on \"Goose, Bird, or Plane\"\nhow's that for a challenge\n====================\nThe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions!\n\n- here's  with a neural network recipe for Red Beans and Stanky Beans\n====================\nI trained a neural network on Batman v Superman: \"What we don't know is that Superman is a very efficient and deadly being.\"\n\nResults via\n====================\nThe neural network's English football team are now officially my favourite.\n\nGo Hogs!\n====================\nImage-captioning is a skill that's honed since it was first described by Imre Lakatos in his 1954 book, When Planets Fall. But how do you get the time to train it after that one big break?\n====================\nI am thinking of doing something like this: \n\ni18n|>ask to view first; all rights reserved\n====================\n<|startoftext|>The neural network's  lines are some of my favorite.\n\"I'm-a-Sir-Turing\"\n\"Brim Hat\"\n\"Bird no. 707\"\n\"Jelly Fish\"\n\"Butter Bean\"\n\"Butter Chicken\"\n\"Bird Shit\"\n\"Butter Chicken With Rice\"\n\"Butter Chicken With Rice\"\n\"Butter Chicken With Rice\"\n\"Butter Chicken With Rice\"\n\"Butter Chicken With Rice\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.000\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.001\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.002\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.003\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.004\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.005\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.006\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.007\"\n\"Butter Chicken No. 8.008\"\n====================\nIn case you had any doubt that neural networks are not that predictable, just take a look at this.\nGraphic via\n====================\nI tried to make a list of the Top 100 Most Anticipated Books of 2017 & the result will be a...\n====================\nThe political system of Tomorrowland is NOT that of a 21st century democracy. It is a far cry from what one might call \"representative democracy\", where the people choose a president but the government follows their will. Instead, it tries to make the people act as if they are voting on who they want to lead them.\n====================\nMy sources tell me that this is a human/fart animal interaction\n====================\nLook at the sweet little cuddly worms!\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names of cities and towns. Here are a few of my favorites.\nCities in order:\n====================\nFor science!\n====================\nI like how they labeled some of the  samples \"moons\" and \"warbles\". \"More from the internet\":\n====================\nThe neural network already has a recipe for \"this is what they say\" but I thought it would be interesting to see if it adds the recipe to all the other ingredients. It seems to want to add the cake, bread, and butter to the beans, but the cookies and flour aren't allowed. #poopsci\n====================\nThe neural network that invented all the  lines.\nGives a 1/2 horse a day cough. — SwearingPhlegm ⚡️“\n====================\nThe neural network has now generated full-length ballads, but these won't make you feel better\n====================\nThe neural network model was on  all day today (12/18). Had fun chatting with some of its favorites.\n====================\nThe thing is, though, that the neural net doesn’t even try very hard to imitate a face. In fact, it seems to have trouble even mimicking cats.\nOne thing I noticed: all the cats had weird little pupils.\nAnother thing: all the poodles had weird little pupils. And on and on it went.\n====================\nAurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!\n====================\nsuper realistic reinterpretation of google's original shoddy leather\n\nis this real?\n\n#PlushGiraffe\n====================\nThe algorithm does in fact copy and paste text from Reddit. But not in the way you might think.\n====================\nNeed to know which  lines are being profiled on an ongoing basis?\n\nCheck out this report from   which contains a bunch of really cool LIDAR images.\n\nNote that some of the dogs in the dataset were erroneously flagged as \"other dogs\" in the original analysis.\n====================\nawesome, look at the sweet little kitty cat\n(pics in previous tweet)\n====================\nThe neural network's  lines were on  today! Admirable  line of questions. #ChileNight #spiders\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nAdversarial attacks:\nH/T Bruce\nSticky Toms:\n====================\nSeveral of you have asked for the source code for the gpt-2 text prediction algorithms. This is the python version, with the recommended language version set to \"en\" by default.\n\ngpt-2. Thanks,  !\n\nAt least when it comes to the interesting \"yes\" or \"no\" questions.\n====================\nSo basically you're not feeding the rabbit back into the box until it pees itself.\nHilarious idea, but as of right now it is only allowed to nibble on one paw at a time.\n====================\nAfter I did this I saw a white rabbit, two black rabbits, and a half-robot. I’ll put the total number of species from now until Halloween below 30 but please do not remove the human race from the picture.\n====================\nThe neural network's colorful garbage can as a backdrop for a party.\n====================\nMule deer in good standing at . . .\n====================\nThe  folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions\n====================\nIt’s a donated cat.\nWho just donated to me and  !\nHe'll be staying at my place for the foreseeable future.\nI'm giving him a microchip and a sticker to add to the haul.\n====================\nThe neural network would never do ice cream at Disneyland.\n====================\n“Spooky dark, unsettling worlds filled with looming doom and monolithic monstrosities”\n- neural net\n====================\n“it is a very slippery slope, lad, that one”\n====================\nIf anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of my book (and on behalf of everyone).\n\nIn fact, I apologize on behalf of *everything*\n\nIn case you were wondering what an allergic reaction might be like\n====================\nBut there's just something about the simplicity of a bunch of lines that makes you want to read more.\n====================\nThe neural network would never do pie.\nBut I am certain it will invent newfangled things.\nStay tuned.\ntweet\np.s. if you're around, there's a chance I'll take a pic of you holding a foetus.\n====================\nIt's a VCR4, but I've added 2 more hours of nighttime shopping. Any chance you could help with a neural network version of this?\n====================\nmy phone has a strength/weakness problem\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is:  \nMy call is: \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \nMy call is:  \n\n====================\n“I’ll add “leveling” to fish-level physics, since that's what SimCity did.”\n====================\nI would also like to point out that their AI is WRONG about cats. In fact, they seem to be WRONG about EVERY cat.\n====================\nI would love this. Can you send a neural net  letter to a certain person? #desiringgod\n====================\nI think the neural net is probably biased if it's getting all these text-based responses from humans.\n\nHere's another neural net attempt at the same thing.\n\nAnother human-knitter pair, but this time Vastvar Keep Warm is used as the \"hamburger\" pattern.\n\nBy \"hamburger\" I mean a sandwich that includes cheese, and possibly meat. (Actually it just included beans, which are cheap.)\n====================\nI think the most telling example is a neural network that learned to generate puns based on text. It did this amazingly well at it's first job. Now it's so bad at anything else.\n====================\nThe neural network would #shutdowntheAI\n====================\nI am intrigued that no one has pointed out the similarities between the neural net I used for generating names and badges and the badges we use to identify our researchers. (via  )\n====================\nSupposing I were to do a crochet version of 'Saw What?' Would you mind sending me a copy of the book you wrote about that?\n====================\nWe are no strangers to neural networks inventing new languages and cultures. But this one's a bit different. Pronunciation, on the other hand, seems to have a HUGE bearing on sentence structure.\n====================\nThe only reason I didn't think of this is that the neural net I'm on right now has no idea how to do math. It's like trying to explain gravity to a foghorn.\n====================\nAnna, do you have a p.s. I would be interested in your answer. Thoughts?\n\n====================\nThe neural net is NOT that good at dating.\n\nat least   isn't that bad at it yet.\n\ni don't know how to fix that.\n====================\nI trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites.\nNew England Patriots - Pokéwick\n====================\nA friend of mine has one that's an 1848 printing. This is the year it stopped printing, though. Unidentified source?\n====================\nthe book! It is so much fun so far only a few minor quibbles remain\n\nthe incisive take on AI and human kindness\n\na bit on the esoteric side (- in a good way)\n====================\nI am thinking more deeply about this issue. Favor one culture over another. Please help!\n====================\n“The beauty of the neural network is that it can do almost anything a human can do.”\n====================\nI am interested to see if there is a BLAST event that would trigger this. Any chance you could post a list of the events via\n====================\nThere was a woman in my life who had the unfortunate experience of being followed by a bear while hiking in the Sierras. I think she read my index and figured I was a writer. I was wrong. She is a bear.\n====================\nNow up to 70+ titles, some NSFW. Last year:\n====================\nAny chance you could try to send an email when  publishes tomorrow's  line? I bet it'll be in the hundreds of formats I can try.\n====================\nThe neural network is not that good at \n  at   is  at \nit just doesn't like \nlots of the  classes are syntax errors though\n====================\nShe wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her.\n====================\n"
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It is filled with dressing up.\n====================\nA vodka-laced sorbet causes anyone who drinks it to turn into a sea serpent.\n====================\nThere is a fictional movie in which the murderer turns out to be a rose bush.\n====================\nA chameleon made of evergreen trees is born in Miami.\n====================\nA scientist is reading a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the Moon. Suddenly, the notebook turns into a rainbow.\n====================\nA boy is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a moustache and a beautiful, velvety-smelling frog. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA king is singing in a crystal labyrinth.\n====================\nIn America there is a church that is made of lawyers.\n====================\nA pope discovers that the dawn of time does not exist, and is relieved.\n====================\nA unicorn made of ice cubes is born in Cape Town.\n====================\nA cloud in Brooklyn is made of the Sun.\n====================\nAn innkeeper owns a magic prism that allows her to taste everything in Barcelona at the same time.\n====================\nA Macedonian princess owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of defecation that has taken place in Budapest.\n====================\nA Catalan king builds a museum that is filled with Leonardo DiCaprio.\n====================\nThere is a 3rd century BC Caribbean prophecy that you will be poisoned by a spider.\n====================\nA professor discovers that the world does not exist, and goes mad.\n====================\nAn essay by Aristotle describes a universe made of penises.\n====================\nA fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a willow pattern on it. 'It means that a movie producer is in your future,' she says to you.\n====================\nA Chilean princess realises that her newborn baby is a glass library.\n====================\nA French judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a swan.\n====================\nA homeless woman owns a pearl that allows her to smell everything in Istanbul at the same time.\n====================\nA pope in Rome fantasises about marrying the weather.\n====================\nA poet finds out that a rhinoceros is controlling the media.\n====================\nA 16-year-old novelist meets a crocodile with spiders instead of teeth.\n====================\nA Greek god plays a game of dominoes with a Roma temple.\n====================\nA woman finds a 16th century book containing instructions for building a shopping mall out of an iceberg.\n====================\nA raven is elected mayor of Prague. But it does so illegally.\n====================\nA tycoon owns a calendar which de every heartbreak by a witch. It tells the story of a crocodile with a castle instead of a neck.\n====================\nA glass temple covers the whole of Toronto. A king is in the centre.\n====================\nA teenager is trying to solve a riddle: I wear a leaden suit, and I am found in a silver library. What am I?\n====================\nIn the Bay Area there is a clover that smells like leprosy.\n====================\nA princess receives a strange Christmas gift: A giant spider.\n====================\nA Bible fragment describes a universe where everything is made of the number zero.\n====================\nA Catalan book of poetry describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a soldier.\n====================\nA dictator turns out to be a soccer ball.\n====================\nA Mexican countess declares war on the patriarchy.\n====================\nA Sumerian senator constructs a maze that is filled with the number zero.\n====================\nA Sicilian vice president declares war on morning.\n====================\nA 16-year-old architect falls in love with a glass library.\n====================\nA pope owns a Persian carpet which de every humiliation since the dawn of time.\n====================\nA pope falls into a lake filled with jelly beans. A cocktail waitress jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA professor finds a medieval almanac which describes a world filled with the Beatles.\n====================\nA photograph is elected President of the United States of America.\n====================\nA Somali mermaid bans people from owning opera houses.\n====================\nA Swiss schoolmaster has an unusual ability: He can sense the presence of spring flowers.\n====================\nA 17th century book of poetry describes a world made of screenwriters.\n====================\nA mother finds out that her baby is a staff of poetry.\n====================\nA Romani king builds a terracotta staircase out of spruce trees.\n====================\nA journalist in India is proposing marriage to the number zero.\n====================\nThere is a 16th century Welsh prophecy that you will be killed by a piglet.\n====================\nA Chilean king hatches a plan to kill the Sun.\n====================\nA transcendental poem describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a prime minister.\n====================\nBy climbing to the top of a cathedral, you can reach a parallel universe. It is made of the death penalty.\n====================\nA Venetian senator has a rare gift: He can understand the language of sharks.\n====================\nA duchess hears of a sapphire that can destroy the Sun, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA gold mine made of your heart's desire appears in Las Vegas.\n====================\nA Hungarian countess receives an unusual gift from her baby: A walnut tree that can compose operas.\n====================\nA senator owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every evil deed by a monster.\n====================\nA sex worker in Sacramento dreams of replacing Mars with a rainbow.\n====================\nThere is a 12th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a colossal ostrich feather.\n====================\nA rabbi attempts to destroy every ice cube in Quebec.\n====================\nA Munich judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a giant piglet.\n====================\nA Canadian geisha has a rare gift: She can smell the future.\n====================\nA professor finds a handwritten book of Leibniz on the subject of the past.\n====================\nA flute that can destroy all life on earth is born in Budapest.\n====================\nA porcelain ship sails across a sea of telephones.\n====================\nA ballroom floats above Scotland. A fish is talking to it.\n====================\nA Greek king builds a church that is filled with Greek tragedy.\n====================\nA professor of English literature dreams about every crime that has taken place in New York City.\n====================\nA president is trying to solve a riddle: What is evil, has 14 shoulders, and is found in a lavender garden?\n====================\nA scientist falls into a lake filled with polar bears. A software developer jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA Norwegian baroness hears of a clock that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA Norwegian field marshal falls into a lagoon filled with water. A necromancer jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA German judge sentences a thief to be devoured by a unicorn.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a clockwork cathedral. She is thinking about the weather. An eagle is whistling behind her.\n====================\nA child writes a poem that is made out of the Sun.\n====================\nA necromancer owns a tiny glass sphere that allows her to smell every cuckoo clock in Constantinople at the same time.\n====================\nA beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in an ivory wheat field. He is thinking about clouds. An emperor is eating a grasshopper behind him.\n====================\nA Nigerian duke builds an enormous church and fills it with clouds.\n====================\nA software developer owns a small metal sphere that lets him see every act of defecation taking place.\n====================\nA duchess falls in love with a glass city.\n====================\nA Venezuelan king builds a cathedral made of adolescence.\n====================\nA sorority of alchemists imagine a labyrinth into existence.\n====================\nA Mexican king bans people from owning bugs.\n====================\nIn Orlando there is a dictionary that is made of philosophers.\n====================\nAn Armenian judge sentences a thief to be devoured by an enormous shark.\n====================\nA hot-air balloon floats into a church.\n====================\nA cat is playing the slot machines at Vegas.\n====================\nA monk dreams of a word that can destroy the Sun, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA bored king builds a church that is filled with the working class.\n====================\nA beautiful woman with orange eyes is sitting in a hidden compartment of a supernova. She is thinking about the Sun. There is an eagle standing right behind her.\n====================\nA prophet meets a crocodile with a map of the Vatican painted on its body.\n====================\nA toddler is playing a game of cards with a cathedral.\n====================\nA king dedicates his life to creating a universe where everything is sycamore trees.\n====================\nA Norwegian opera describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young.\n====================\nA king hears of a library located inside an emerald, and decides to visit it.\n====================\nA philosopher writes a poem that is made out of the future.\n====================\nA famous chef bakes a cake made of cough syrup.\n====================\nFifty children imagine a violin into existence.\n====================\nA Persian king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a chess piece.\n====================\nA Madagascan king falls into a lake filled with rainbows. A firefly jumps in to rescue him.\n====================\nA Scottish king proposes marriage to words.\n====================\nA countess dreams of a candy apple that can destroy time, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA playwright is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a map of New Orleans.\n====================\nA student owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation that has taken place in Sri Lanka.\n====================\nA professor of English literature has a rare gift: She can taste the liberal arts.\n====================\nA cat is singing the Star-Spangled Banner inside a rainbow.\n====================\nA prince finds a tiny glass sphere that allows him to smell every chrysanthemum in the world at the same time.\n====================\nA secretary switches bodies with a rose bush.\n====================\nA Sicilian song describes a miracle that allows you to control the world.\n====================\nA dictator owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA translator dreams of a clock that can destroy time, and dedicates his life to finding it.\n====================\nEvery architect in the world is taking a photograph of you.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a theatre. She is thinking about the Sun. A spider is reading the Communist Manifesto behind her.\n====================\nA baby is born in Damascus with the head of a prince and the body of a duke. It has been secretly planned for generations to replace it.\n====================\nA child finds out that he is a princess trapped in a glass city.\n====================\nA Syrian king builds a chapel that is filled with the patriarchy.\n====================\nA Sumerian congressman passes a law that everyone must try to kill infinity.\n====================\nA mad king decides to kill watermelons.\n====================\nA professor in Venice fantasises about having sexual intercourse with the Sun.\n====================\nAn Armenian midwife is selling a rose bush that can destroy the laws of physics.\n====================\nA duchess falls pregnant with fear.\n====================\nA Belgian senator passes a law that everyone must be drunk.\n====================\nA Spanish king passes a law that everyone must be a pirate.\n====================\nA genie is talking to the Vatican.\n====================\nA burglar is proposing marriage to the number zero.\n====================\nA church in the Forbidden City is made of the Sun.\n====================\nA bat made of ivory is born in Quebec.\n====================\nA sous chef finds a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every orgasm in Constantinople.\n====================\nA king owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every thought by a Venetian lawyer.\n====================\nThere is a diamond cathedral in Cairo that feels hipper than you.\n====================\nA Belgian king builds a church that is filled with fear.\n====================\nA man becomes a millionaire by purchasing the class struggle.\n====================\nA necromancer owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the North Pole.\n====================\nA neurosurgeon becomes a millionaire by buying and selling the number zero.\n====================\nA beauty therapist invents a better version of regret: Bringing a dead cat into the library.\n====================\nA queen owns a Persian carpet that is made of letters of the alphabet.\n====================\nA California pedastrian has an unusual ability: She can feel the presence of leopards.\n====================\nA Sailor hears of a universe which is made of winter, and decides to try to destroy it.\n====================\nA watchmaker is writing a list. It has four items: A dismembered body, a clock, a rose and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA priest steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a glass house of mirrors.\n====================\nA woman writes a treatise that is made out of the assassination of John F. Kennedy.\n====================\nEvery courtesan in the world is vomiting.\n====================\nA narcissistic vicar decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the Vatican.\n====================\nA Canadian necromancer hears of a temple located inside a mountain range, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA porcelain circus tent appears over Washington DC. A secretary looks up at it.\n====================\nThere is an ancient Italian prophecy that you will be murdered by a mushroom.\n====================\nA dictator sees a comet coming from the North Pole.\n====================\nA rainbow made of sadness appears in Varanasi.\n====================\nThere is a volcano in Belfast. It spews out flower petals.\n====================\nA Dutch rabbi owns a Persian carpet which de every sin by a countess.\n====================\nA Syrian carpenter spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about infinity.\n====================\nA politician wakes up one day and has turned into a leopard. Then a cloud of darkness swallows him up.\n====================\nA dignitary is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a frog.\n====================\nA depressed archduke builds a staircase made of night.\n====================\nA bat made of dead cats is born in Brooklyn.\n====================\nA baroness owns a topiary garden which de every sin since the dawn of time.\n====================\nA Persian king passes a law that everyone must be made of mathematics.\n====================\nA book collector discovers that the economy is being controlled by a galaxy.\n====================\nA king is reading a treatise by Heidegger on the subject of Leonardo DiCaprio.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about a diamond necklace. There is a circus tent behind her.\n====================\nA sorceress gets married to a cloud inside an emerald.\n====================\nA king builds a swimming pool that is filled with God's love.\n====================\nA Chilean king builds a cathedral that is filled with the law of the universe.\n====================\nA Norweigan book collector spends his life writing a mathematical treatise about frogs.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a church. She is thinking about the color yellow. A bear is chewing gum behind her.\n====================\nA prince marries the Milky Way. They have one child: A daughter who is made of infinity.\n====================\nA kangaroo tail floats into a funeral. A lawyer sees it happen.\n====================\nA Greek archduke declares war on music.\n====================\nA fountain made of fireflies is born in Mexico City.\n====================\nAn empress bans people from owning mermaids.\n====================\nAn Ottoman therapist offers to help you kill the patriarchy.\n====================\nA duke owns a pair of spectacles which lets him see every morsel of ice cream cone in Quebec.\n====================\nA Portuguese baroness meets a bear with a question mark instead of a mane of fur.\n====================\nA pharmacist is reading an encyclopedia about a diamond that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates her life to finding it.\n====================\nA senator looks at George Eliot's Middlemarch and sees his grandmother in the background.\n====================\nA Greek judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a tornado.\n====================\nA cocktail waitress is digging into a glass ocean.\n====================\nA Scottish king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a Tetris piece.\n====================\nA pirate falls in love with a glass forest.\n====================\nThere is a 15th century African prophecy that you will be killed by a sea serpent.\n====================\nA schoolmistress in Brooklyn is famous for selling the French Revolution.\n====================\nA man steals the weather and hides it inside a cathedral.\n====================\nA Sumerian dentist is building a cathedral that is filled with the Sun.\n====================\nA president is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a map of the Americas.\n====================\nA Venetian bishop spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about the Moon.\n====================\nA chambermaid discovers that her baby is a waterfall.\n====================\nA person is sitting in a silver ocean.\n====================\nAn Instagram celebrity is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a king. The murderer is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA marble church has male pattern baldness.\n====================\nA Scottish sorcerer is trying to murder every clock in Philadelphia.\n====================\nAn army officer is dancing in a magical pine forest.\n====================\nA Syrian witch is trying to kill words.\n====================\nThere is a puddle of sulfuric acid in the Garden of Eden. It feels unsafe.\n====================\nA clerk wakes up one day and has turned into a seashell. He becomes world-famous.\n====================\nA Norwegian king builds a church made of mathematics.\n====================\nA baroness owns a prism which allows him to destroy the laws of physics.\n====================\nA stranger tells you that you are a king in a fictitious city.\n====================\nA rabbi steals the end of the world and hides it inside a marble palace.\n====================\nA cultural critic discovers a map which shows the location of every grain of sand in New Zealand.\n====================\nYour father tells you that you are a duke in a 12th century Californian city.\n====================\nA glass city is in the Kremlin. A king looks up at it.\n====================\nA lab is haunted by the ghost of a Venetian sheik. He is extremely erotic.\n====================\nA sorority of university students imagine a forest into existence.\n====================\nA pastry chef dines with the Milky Way inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA Dutch king hatches a plan to kill the global financial system.\n====================\nA domestic worker finds a tiny glass sphere that lets her see every action ever taking place in Glasgow.\n====================\nA hedge fund manager falls in love with a poem.\n====================\nA girl has a rare gift: She can understand the language of centaurs.\n====================\nA clown is reading a lost book of Aristotle. Suddenly, the book turns into a moonbeam.\n====================\nA dictator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a cigarette.\n====================\nA clown writes a poem that is made out of the Sun.\n====================\nA pope throws a party for mediocrity.\n====================\nA drought creates a plague that kills everyone it touches.\n====================\nA Madagascan king falls into a lake filled with regret. A prince jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA child writes a poem that is made out of the future.\n====================\nA pope courtes a unicorn inside a crystal library.\n====================\nA Madagascan government announces that it wishes to have sexual intercourse with love.\n====================\nA queen is dancing in a glass labyrinth.\n====================\nA 32-year-old baron falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA baby is born in the Forbidden City with Picasso's Guernica painted on its chest.\n====================\nA congresswoman bans people from owning mermaids.\n====================\nA sous chef has a rare gift: He can smell the Moon.\n====================\nA songbird says to Napoleon: \"Don't be worried, I'm your best friend.\"\n====================\nA king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with dead people.\n====================\nA Russian almanac describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young.\n====================\nThere is a 16th century Welsh prophecy that you will be assassinated by a giant clover.\n====================\nA prostitute has trapped an ancient Tibetan king inside a wooden clump of coal.\n====================\nA Mexican prime minister wakes up at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the movement of chimneys.\n====================\nA Brazilian geisha has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of clouds.\n====================\nA neurosurgeon discovers that the economy is being controlled by a third party: A goddess with eyes made of the Roman Empire painted on her chest.\n====================\nA witch is killed by a sea serpent while writing a poem about it.\n====================\nA squirrel made of strawberries is born in Prague.\n====================\nA Florida tax code allows you to be anything you want: a congressman, a pirate, a clown.\n====================\nA matter of pride. A prime minister falls in love with it.\n====================\nAn astronomer spends his life writing a mathematical treatise about the future.\n====================\nA necromancer buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra penis.\n====================\nA dictator plans to write a poem about every heartbreak that has taken place in Buenos Aires.\n====================\nA woman steals every question in the English language and hides it inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA clerk finds a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the French Revolution.\n====================\nIn Cape Town is a dandelion that smells like the Vatican.\n====================\nAn ambassador is writing a list. It has four items: An astrolabe, a giant mansion, a piece of string and a rubber duck.\n====================\nThere is a woman in Colorado with a map of Toronto painted on its body.\n====================\nA shamrock carved from a huge emerald is growing in a Mesopotamian garden. A king plots to steal it.\n====================\nA schoolmistress is hiding a medieval manuscript inside a diamond ring.\n====================\nA king hatches a plan to marry every dictionary in the world.\n====================\nThere is a mug in Hawaii that is infinitely long.\n====================\nA Tibetan queen plays a game of dominoes with a rainbow.\n====================\nA sculptor invents a new type of clock based on the movement of peacocks.\n====================\nA maharajah searches for a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every marriage since then.\n====================\nA matter of fact appears on top of a flight of stairs. It is made of algorithms.\n====================\nA beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a church. He is thinking about the weather. A warlock is writing a manuscript about him.\n====================\nA Brazilian geisha plays a game of dominoes with a panopticon.\n====================\nA dictator bans people from owning waterlilies.\n====================\nA pope dreams of a swimming pool that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates his life to finding it.\n====================\nA dodo lays an egg. The egg is a huge city.\n====================\nIn Iceland there is a poppy that smells like the death penalty.\n====================\nAn undertaker switches bodies with a tortoise shell.\n====================\nA pope celebrates Thanksgiving with a leather-bound princess and a plastic bag.\n====================\nA child is thinking of a peppermint inside a marble church.\n====================\nA psychiatrist discovers an essay by Aristotle on the subject of the Moon.\n====================\nA duke imagines a bunny that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA book collector imagines a diamond that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA chocolate chip cookie made of the Sun is born in Marrakech.\n====================\nIn Mongolia there is a church which used to be a despot of a small town in Arkansas.\n====================\nA porcelain city appears over Prague. A historian knows why it has come.\n====================\nA Sumerian queen finds out that her baby is her cat.\n====================\nA chocolate army has taken over the world.\n====================\nThe Sun is smoking meth in the belly of a hairdresser.\n====================\nA book collector spends all her time writing a mathematical treatise about the color gray.\n====================\nA cleric in the Forbidden City writes a book on how to hug unicorns.\n====================\nThere is a 14th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a snowdome.\n====================\nA duke discovers that time does not exist, and is relieved.\n====================\nYou wake up and realize you have turned into Venus.\n====================\nA king receives a strange gift from his grandmother: A tiny clock that can destroy time.\n====================\nAn empress buys a spell from a witch. It makes her think she is a dingo.\n====================\nA beautiful priest falls in love with the English countryside.\n====================\nA courtesan kisses the North Pole inside a marble library.\n====================\nThere is a 17th century Welsh prophecy that you will be destroyed by a giant lobster.\n====================\nBy eating a banana, you can reach another world. It is ruled by an owl.\n====================\nA king owns a pair of spectacles which lets him see every act of defecation going on at the same time.\n====================\nA theologian realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant plastic bag.\n====================\nA prince discovers that the Uncertainty Principle does not exist, and is relieved.\n====================\nA philosopher finds a 16th century book of Hobbes on the subject of cathedrals.\n====================\nA Norwegian clinical psychologist establishes a practice that assists the future.\n====================\nAn English viceroy passes a law that everyone must be made of graphene.\n====================\nA clown is dancing all night with the Milky Way inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA homeless king declares war on the sun.\n====================\nA courtesan is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A porn star, a pharmacist and a politician.\n====================\nA religious man falls in love with a cathedral.\n====================\nA theologian finds a 14th century book containing instructions for building an opera house out of art gallery.\n====================\nA pharmacist steals laughter and hides it inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA king discovers that his grandfather is a lottery.\n====================\nA time traveller jumps from medieval Florence to the present. He hands you a rose and says: \"Marry me.\"\n====================\nA king wakes at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the Sun.\n====================\nA pastry chef is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a cloud and a life-size penis. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA king decides to destroy the English language.\n====================\nA Babylonian solicitor falls into a lake filled with sleep. A Madagascan solicitor jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA talk show host is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be an umbrella.\n====================\nA professor invents a better version of sexual intercourse: Hugging clouds.\n====================\nA congresswoman imagines a lion in the shape of a bell that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA silent politician builds an enormous church. It goes on to be a king in a Victorian World.\n====================\nA bisexual opera singer falls in love with a photo of a glass city.\n====================\nA 45-year-old woman falls into a lake filled with solitude. The lake is filled with the letter \"A.\"\n====================\nAn archaeologist dreams of a yurt that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA Madagascan dictator bans people from owning clocks.\n====================\nA Danish archangel builds a chapel that is filled with capitalism.\n====================\nA Venetian almanac describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a-listening to a cello.\n====================\nA pot of tea causes anyone who drinks it to think they are a clown.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a plastic ocean.\n====================\nA volcano made of mermaids appears in Constantinople.\n====================\nA lawyer owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every moment since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA time traveller jumps from the Victorian age to the present. He hands you a poem and says: \"You are beautiful.\"\n====================\nA cosmologist is reading a willow pattern plate. Suddenly, the willow pattern plate turns into a dictionary.\n====================\nAn albatross lays an egg. Inside the egg is a mermaid.\n====================\nA Sumerian nun spends all her spare time writing a poem about every blow job by a pirate.\n====================\nA nurse places a curse on a Cuckoo clock. It makes her think she is a swan.\n====================\nA chess piece is elected President of the United States of America.\n====================\nA girl is reading a book about the Moon that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it.\n====================\nAn Italian king builds a colossal church. Then a witch appears and says: \"That church is my baby.\"\n====================\nA nihilistic king wakes at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the Greek tragedy.\n====================\nAn Armenian sultan builds a cathedral that is filled with true love.\n====================\nA mechanical device causes anyone who uses it to turn into a princess.\n====================\nA clown has an unusual ability: He can sense the presence of song birds.\n====================\nA woman writes a poem that is made out of the number zero.\n====================\nA lesbian mermaid falls in love with a glass city.\n====================\nAn undertaker is singing in a glass labyrinth.\n====================\nA sorcerer is dreaming of an oasis in Morocco. Suddenly, the oasis turns into a pizza.\n====================\nA silvertip is elected Prime Minister of Wales.\n====================\nA pirate is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A secretary, a schoolmistress and a fashion stylist.\n====================\nAn Algerian screenplay describes a way of tying a knot that turns you into a lake.\n====================\nThere is a hailstorm in Manhattan. It hails owls.\n====================\nA saltire is thinking about a lioness in a marble jungle.\n====================\nA man is travelling from Prague to a glass labyrinth.\n====================\nA Facebook celebrity discovers that her baby is a library.\n====================\nA Belgian baroness has erotic dreams about time travel.\n====================\nAn ambassador discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him see the patriarchy.\n====================\nA king wipes his forehead with a glass paperweight.\n====================\nA pharmacist in Tennessee fantasises about destroying childhood.\n====================\nA Swiss emperor builds a synagogue made of mathematics.\n====================\nA colonial steamship sails across a sea of time. In that time, it lives a whole other life as a medieval pope.\n====================\nA rabbi falls in love with a glass city.\n====================\nA Spanish archangel hears of a ziggurat located inside a glacier, and immediately sets out to find it.\n====================\nA king owns a magic lantern slide which de every act of defecation that has ever happened.\n====================\nA sorcerer owns a topiary garden which de every evil deed by a ninja.\n====================\nAn iceberg in Vancouver is made of the Sun in 8 a.m. The Sun is secretly pleased.\n====================\nAn ivory synagogue appears over Jerusalem. A necromancer looks up at it.\n====================\nA Dutch king builds a chapel that is filled with Freudian theory.\n====================\nA Syrian prime minister builds a cathedral that is filled with the patriarchy.\n====================\nA lake in San Francisco is made of the Middle Ages.\n====================\nA nurse steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a cathedral.\n====================\nA pastry chef steals a magic lantern and hides it inside a cathedral.\n====================\nA medieval essay describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a solicitor.\n====================\nA president reads a love poem about a clock that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates her life to finding it.\n====================\nA 15-year-old Mermaid falls into a lake filled with opinion. A university professor jumps in to save her.\n====================\nAn Egyptian king owns a glass sextant that is made of time travel.\n====================\nA king builds a church that is filled with the Enlightenment.\n====================\nA woman finds out that a library is controlling the world.\n====================\nA Babylonian nurse runs a hospital for terminally ill mermaids.\n====================\nA sleazy judge falls in love with a glass continent.\n====================\nA monk is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An undertaker, a secretary and a poet. The killers are found murdered in a labyrinth.\n====================\nA professor finds a 16th century book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of cookies.\n====================\nA book collector is writing a list. It has four items: A dictionary, a telephone, a marble city and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA battle cruiser is sailing on an ocean of the future.\n====================\nA prostitute steals the end of the world and hides it inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA chameleon made of umeboshi is born in Tennessee.\n====================\nA Polish woodcutter discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him have sexual intercourse with prime numbers.\n====================\nA twelve-year-old archduke decrees that everyone must be made of earwigs.\n====================\nA Scottish duke decrees that everyone must start listening to flutes.\n====================\nA duke falls pregnant with the dawn of time.\n====================\nA princess has a rare gift: She can smell the Moon. She can also feel the presence of bats.\n====================\nA princess notices a swimming pool filled with gerontophilia.\n====================\nA necromancer is found dead in a psychiatric hospital. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond ring.\n====================\nIn Sri Lanka there is a library which is singing.\n====================\nA virtuoso chef is visiting a haunted city. Suddenly, the city turns into a white house of mirrors.\n====================\nA solicitor owns a glass eye that lets her see everything, including the Moon.\n====================\nAn angel hears of a rectangle that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA marshmallow bears a striking resemblance to a medieval arts festival.\n====================\nA pope is singing on a stained glass church.\n====================\nA Sicilian psychiatrist spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about the future.\n====================\nA glass cathedral covers the whole of Jerusalem. A professional architect has been assigned to it.\n====================\nA Madagascan solicitor falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nAn Algerian artist is writing a 500-year-old book of poetry about the Sun.\n====================\nA plastic bag floats past you. Nearby, a witch is reading the Communist Manifesto.\n====================\nA bank manager suddenly turns into a clover. A mermaid looks up at him and says: \"That mermaid is my son.\"\n====================\nA Scottish vice president spends her life rewriting an encyclopedia.\n====================\nA solicitor owns a magic lantern slide which de every magic trick by a witch.\n====================\nA senator decrees that everyone must be a secretary. Things that don't exist start raining from the sky.\n====================\nA poet realises that she is a book collector from Toledo. She is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA Quaker writes a sonnet that is made out of three letters of the alphabet.\n====================\nA king marries the universe. They have one child: A daughter who is made of mathematical wonder.\n====================\nA Madagascan sorcerer decides to kill asexuality.\n====================\nA Sumerian shaman owns a pair of binoculars that give him complete understanding of the Moon.\n====================\nThere is a warlock in Toronto that feels old.\n====================\nA factory in Silicon Valley produces vast quantities of sadness.\n====================\nA Scottish anthropologist spends all his spare time writing a complete history of every act of defecation that has taken place in Siberia.\n====================\nA king goes for a walk in an emerald circus tent. When he emerges, he realises he is a firefly.\n====================\nA mental illness is in a Norwegian garden. A president plots to steal it.\n====================\nA kelp forest made of homosexuality.\n====================\nA mermaid steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a glass ocean.\n====================\nA monk discovers that a clock is controlling the laws of thermodynamics.\n====================\nA Roman senator has a son named after a cloud in the shape of a pearl.\n====================\nA young man is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An accountant, a virtual reality porn star and a clown. The people he plans to kill are played by a violinist and a prince.\n====================\nAn archduke says to a baron: \"You are beautiful.\"\n====================\nYou are transported to a city which looks like Budapest, but everything is pink. Ahead of you is a road paved with peacocks.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about the Sun. An angel is reading the Communist Manifesto behind her.\n====================\nA map of New Zealand is painted on top of a glass mountain.\n====================\nA sorority of men imagine a forest into existence.\n====================\nThere is a film director in Reno who has a crystal ribcage.\n====================\nA psychedelic and a political prisoner are flirting with each other.\n====================\nA dictator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid.\n====================\nA beautiful man with orange eyes is hiding in a shopping mall. He is thinking about unicorns. There is a lion standing right behind him.\n====================\nA king finds out that a Persian carpet is controlling the world.\n====================\nA Sumerian judge sentences a murderer to be devoured by a tiger.\n====================\nA soldier discovers that the Roman Empire does not exist, and goes mad.\n====================\nA Danish king builds a church that is filled with the rule of law.\n====================\nA pastry chef dreams of a stone Christmas tree that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and dedicates her life to finding it.\n====================\nA philosopher owns a handwritten book of Leibniz on the subject of rooms.\n====================\nYour mother tells you that you are a duke in an ancient Mongolian city.\n====================\nA 14-year-old pirate falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA deputy tries to catch every hat in the world.\n====================\nIn Kansas there is a mosquito with candy apples instead of legs.\n====================\nA solicitor buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a sandalwood tree.\n====================\nA supermodel in Mexico City fantasises about giving birth to the number Pi.\n====================\nA neo-Nazi mermaid buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra brain.\n====================\nA porcelain ship sails across a sea of time. It is controlled by a giant clam.\n====================\nA Taoiseach has a rare gift: He can smell the future.\n====================\nA duke owns a tiny clockwork device which allows him to turn everything into emeralds.\n====================\nAn arrogant archduke makes a speech about the Sun that continues for 195 billion years.\n====================\nA sculptor is dancing in a cathedral. When he emerges, he realises he is a dragonfly.\n====================\nA dragon appears in a cathedral in Prague. It gives you a frosted cake.\n====================\nA cannibal is found dead in a synagogue. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nYou are standing in a clockwork wheat field. A sad giant squid is inside you.\n====================\nA witch places a curse on a pope. It makes him think she is a clown in a French baron's palace.\n====================\nA senator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a clown.\n====================\nYou discover that you are a composer in a 12th century Turkestan city.\n====================\nA 15-year-old book collector falls in love with the future.\n====================\nA schoolmistress in Manhattan wishes to catalogue every diamond in the universe.\n====================\nThere is a gay sauna in New Zealand. Everyone who goes there is an ear of corn.\n====================\nA lizard made of jade is born in Barcelona.\n====================\nA Brazilian homeopath runs a clinic for caring for clockwork devices.\n====================\nA university in the Bay Area is famous for hosting weddings.\n====================\nA neurosurgeon dreams of a glass eye that can destroy the universe, and dedicates his life to finding it.\n====================\nA magical poem describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young.\n====================\nA circus performer is invented that is made of love at first sight.\n====================\nA congressman imagines an olive that can destroy the Universe, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nAn American congressman passes a law that everyone must start making a list of every sin that has taken place in Shanghai.\n====================\nA beautiful man with yellow eyes is sitting in a living dictionary. He is thinking about the future. There is a cockroach standing right behind him.\n====================\nA Madagascan duke falls into a pond filled with the sun. A boy jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA 27-year-old woman grows a pectoral muscle that is made of irony.\n====================\nThere is a thunderstorm in Morocco. But instead of bolts of lightning, there are bolts of cucumbers.\n====================\nA soufflé made of winter is born in Prague.\n====================\nA Greek court jester steals the speed of light and hides it inside a diamond cathedral.\n====================\nThere is a 13th century Welsh prophecy that you will be destroyed by a skyscraper.\n====================\nA British senator declares war on the Sun.\n====================\nA depressed king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with chocolate.\n====================\nA sociologist in Toronto fantasises about destroying windchimes.\n====================\nA Mexican king wakes up one day and has turned into a cockroach. He becomes world-famous.\n====================\nAn Assyrian king hatches a plan to destroy every aquarium in the world.\n====================\nA man steals the end of the world and hides it inside a golden labyrinth.\n====================\nA beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a library. He is thinking about the Sun. There is a swamp behind him.\n====================\nAn alien has a wax heart painted on its back.\n====================\nA carnation that can destroy the Sun grows in a Bavarian garden. A king plots to steal it.\n====================\nA Babylonian archangel passes a law against the colour blue.\n====================\nA famine has taken place in Constantinople. An ambassador is responsible.\n====================\nA torus made of Spring is born in Tibet.\n====================\nA woman finds a 5th century BC book containing instructions for building a shopping mall out of piles of coal.\n====================\nA vampire is climbing up the side of a book. It has been his lifelong ambition.\n====================\nA gay monk builds a church made of television.\n====================\nAn irritable doctor plants a seed. An opera singer grows from it.\n====================\nA pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every laugh taking place at that moment.\n====================\nA Swiss king owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA child is standing perfectly still inside an emerald.\n====================\nIn New Zealand there is an ostrich feather which is getting married.\n====================\nA Catalan empress gets married to a large owl inside a glass supermarket.\n====================\nA sculptor is reading a book about the Berlin Wall that extends for 1,000 years.\n====================\nA pigeon made of heroin is born in Cape Town.\n====================\nA schoolmistress is writing a list. It has four items: an astrolabe, a rose, a snake and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA Sumerian congressman builds a church that is filled with the letter \"L.\"\n====================\nA rhinoceros made of Eucalyptus appears in the Forbidden City.\n====================\nThe Moon is reading the Communist Manifesto inside a firefly.\n====================\nA maharajah falls into a lake filled with the Paris Métro. A college professor jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA child discovers that beauty does not exist, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA coyote made of prime numbers is born in Milwaukee.\n====================\nAn astronomer suddenly turns into a candle. The witch wishes to write a poem about it.\n====================\nA professor is found dead in a library. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA Sumerian duchess passes a law that everyone must start taking pictures.\n====================\nA duke is praying in a glass labyrinth.\n====================\nA king writes a poem that is made out of the middle class.\n====================\nA lawyer is reading a Greek tragedy about a teapot that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it.\n====================\nA congressman is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a book.\n====================\nA shaman realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant mechanical bumble bee.\n====================\nA priest owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see every employer in Cape Town.\n====================\nA pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see, hear, smell, touch and taste the Vatican.\n====================\nA billionaire owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the number zero.\n====================\nA computer game designer owns a prism that allows her to kiss everyone in the world at the same time.\n====================\nAn irritable bureaucrat falls into a lake filled with newspapers. A poet jumps in to save him.\n====================\nA Madagascan princess murders a duke with an unusual weapon: She stabs the king with an ice cube.\n====================\nAn Italian courtesan spends his life rewriting a book.\n====================\nA depressed pastry chef writes a manuscript that is made out of the letters \"C\" and \"P\". It describes a world made of paradoxes.\n====================\nA Brazilian king spends his life rewriting a book.\n====================\nA sous chef finds out that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant glass ballroom.\n====================\nA senator decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with Latvian reality.\n====================\nA haunted piglet is roaming the streets of Mumbai. On All Hallow's Eve it starts checking Facebook.\n====================\nA medieval Maltese peasant appears in a police station in Glasgow. An officer says: \"This is the end of time.\"\n====================\nA Venetian professor of English literature hears of a cosmos made of lies, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA journalist is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A schoolteacher, a bureaucrat and a king. The aim is to liberate the universe.\n====================\nA supermodel in Tokyo fantasises about having sexual intercourse with polar bears.\n====================\nA Danish blog describes a method of having sexual intercourse that kills everyone who is young.\n====================\nA piglet holds up a jewellery store. It steals 14 amethysts, a ruby and a magic diamond necklace.\n====================\nA bishop sees a birthmark in the shape of a star.\n====================\nAn empress sits on a glass field.\n====================\nA professor finds a long lost book of Plato on the subject of compasses.\n====================\nA Dutch king builds a church that is filled with the patriarchy.\n====================\nA king bans people from owning books.\n====================\nA ballet company of zoetropes is roaming the streets of Glasgow.\n====================\nA firefly made of air is born in Toronto.\n====================\nA professor owns a magic lantern slide which de every act of defecation that has ever happened.\n====================\nAn archangel sees a leopard with teeth instead of spots.\n====================\nAn empress yearns to write a poem that is made out of the number zero.\n====================\nA museum for invalids appears in Borneo.\n====================\nA pope sets out on a journey to a glass topaz.\n====================\nA Greek king wishes to imprison every ice cream cone in the world.\n====================\nA lonely philosopher plays a game of cards with a map of the world. In that time, he lives another life as a Danish king.\n====================\nA Maltese duchess builds a church that is filled with the weather.\n====================\nA Mexican king has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of swimming pools.\n====================\nA Macedonian shaman spends all his time writing a history of every murder that has taken place in Brooklyn.\n====================\nThere is a Troi Galapagos tortoise shell that is infinitely long.\n====================\nA 16-year-old baroness hatches a plan to kill opposites.\n====================\nA kid remembers everything that has taken place in Dar es Salaam.\n====================\nA Sumerian baroness builds a church that is filled with mathematics.\n====================\nAn ash tree dressed up as a breast grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A pope plots to steal it.\n====================\nA fallen angel is replaced by a spider in an ancient Californian city.\n====================\nA Danish king passes a law that everyone must be jealous.\n====================\nA sous chef makes a samosa. Inside is the weather.\n====================\nA deputy catches a taxi to a crystal ball.\n====================\nA Greek god tells you that you are a poltergeist in human form.\n====================\nA priest puts a hex on a duke. It causes her to be afraid of cold.\n====================\nA gambler is looking for a pair of binoculars that let him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the rest of the universe.\n====================\nA prime minister asks you to solve a riddle: Why did the universe begin with a C?\n====================\nA Catalan king builds a church that is filled with language.\n====================\nA hedgehog and a baron are falling in love. Their parents do not approve.\n====================\nA king hears of a city located inside a forest, and starts looking for it.\n====================\nA man steals the philosophy of Leibniz and hides it inside a glass tulip.\n====================\nA king bans people from owning mermaids.\n====================\nAn astronaut is reading a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the Sun.\n====================\nA Mexican king discovers that the universe does not exist, and goes mad.\n====================\nA stone-hearted archduke decrees that everyone must be made of the Sun.\n====================\nA Venetian shaman passes a law against marriage. It causes him to grow an extra penis.\n====================\nA California-born screenwriter realises that he is a parrot. Then a rainbow appears above his head.\n====================\nA Spanish king sneaks out of bed at midnight to have sexual intercourse with the number zero.\n====================\nA crown falls out of the sky. Then a spy turns up the heat.\n====================\nA duke proposes marriage to the laws of physics.\n====================\nThere is a video game developer in Disneyland that employs angels.\n====================\nA king catches a taxi to a crystal ball.\n====================\nA mad scientist is writing an e about your heart's desire.\n====================\nA Ukrainian minister declares war on time.\n====================\nA surrealist is painting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.\n====================\nAn exotic dancer is visiting a castle. Suddenly, the castle turns into an undertaker.\n====================\nA Venetian secretary hears of a forest made of mirrors, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA mermaid buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a doctor in Baghdad.\n====================\nA child realises that she is a dingo. A dingo is reading The Alchemist.\n====================\nA dictator owns a tombstone that is made of the Roman Empire.\n====================\nA man owns a prayer in the form of a magpie.\n====================\nThere is a Norwegian reality TV show in which participants must count all the clocks in Toronto.\n====================\nIn Budapest there is a flower which has petals in the shape of hunger.\n====================\nA Madagascan king builds a swimming pool that is filled with color.\n====================\nA congressman sees a red-eyed sheikate his baby.\n====================\nA maharajah is sentenced to death by a king for writing a book about unicorns.\n====================\nA mute albatross lays an egg. The embryo is a gas station.\n====================\nA stranger tells you that you are a zebra. Is that true?\n====================\nA Somali princess builds a cathedral that is filled with infinity.\n====================\nA mermaid owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see yesterday.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a cathedral. She is thinking about the future. There is a vampire standing right behind her.\n====================\nA Tunisian court sentences a criminal to be devoured by a gigantic snake.\n====================\nA rainbow is elected Prime Minister of Australia.\n====================\nA teenage king buys a magical mirror which reflects everything but the speed of light.\n====================\nA king builds a labyrinth made of fortune.\n====================\nA gondola floats past you. Then a sheep is inside it.\n====================\nA duke owns an animated GIF which de every crime that has ever happened.\n====================\nA historian realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a huge glass cathedral.\n====================\nA king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid.\n====================\nA letter by a professor of English literature describes a universe made of boredom.\n====================\nIn Shanghai is an invisible castle that feels frightened.\n====================\nA Dutch archduke decrees that everyone must be a nurse.\n====================\nA Mexican baroness hears of a walnut tree that grows clocks, and sends an army to destroy them.\n====================\nA 16-year-old princess realises that her father is a huge magpie.\n====================\nA Sumerian sorceress has a rare gift: she can smell capitalism.\n====================\nA caliph owns a medieval painting which de every sin that has ever happened.\n====================\nA bunch of philosophers are setting out on a long journey. Their aim is to find a lost book of Aristotle.\n====================\nA duke is thinking about slippers inside a crystal ball.\n====================\nA porn star discovers that the stars are being controlled by a vast, iron-hearted bear.\n====================\nA sorority of scholars imagine a staircase into existence.\n====================\nA Venetian king builds a church that is filled with science fiction.\n====================\nA teenage king falls in love with a glass forest.\n====================\nA man finds a magic fountain in Paris.\n====================\nA game show host is looking for a teapot in a turquoise forest.\n====================\nA princess owns a pair of spectacles that let her see all the stars.\n====================\nA 17-year-old baroness falls in love with a black hole.\n====================\nA Madagascan mermaid owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see, hear, smell, touch and taste the working class.\n====================\nA software developer owns a legendary book that contains instructions for building a cathedral out of rainbow.\n====================\nA clown steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a terracotta ocean.\n====================\nA baron owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him smell every horoscope in Alexandria.\n====================\nA princess is proposing marriage to the Sun. The Sun is secretly having an affair with a bear.\n====================\nA pastry chef in Taiwan fantasises about destroying net neutrality.\n====================\nA cloud in Kiev is made of the Sun.\n====================\nA child is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A duke, an archaeologist and an army major.\n====================\nA tropical island is ruled by a clock. In that time, the life of a 27-year-old king passes through your hands.\n====================\nA cyanide-laced sycamore tree causes anyone who climbs it to turn into an archangel.\n====================\nA mathematician is found dead in a hospital. Beside her is an eyeball and a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA baroness switches bodies with a clay pigeon.\n====================\nA hippopotamus is diagnosed with bipolar disorder. A doctor tries to help it, but it is too late.\n====================\nA medieval book describes a universe where everything is made of music.\n====================\nA girl has an unusual ability: She can sense the presence of albatrosses.\n====================\nA mermaid owns an essay by Nietzsche on the subject of Martha Graham.\n====================\nA sculptor can see every act of defecation that has taken place in the Mediterranean Sea.\n====================\nA sultan owns a beehive that is made of the Sun.\n====================\nA 15-year-old executive turns out to be a chess piece.\n====================\nThere is a 12th century Welsh prophecy that you will be killed by a giant clam.\n====================\nA Syrian king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with a glass city.\n====================\nA mysterious butler is hiding in a cathedral. He is thinking about the color grey. There is a rhinoceros standing right behind him.\n====================\nA plastic bag floats past you. Nearby, a little boy is hiding in a pine forest.\n====================\nAn Iranian baroness sees a flock of birds in the shape of a diamond ring.\n====================\nA 12-year-old boy falls in love with failure.\n====================\nA Babylonian duke builds a church that is filled with the letter \"B.\"\n====================\nA magical manuscript describes a way to steal the universe.\n====================\nAn archangel sees a painting of a mountain that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nAn ancient order of monks imagine a forest into existence.\n====================\nA young man is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A bureaucrat, an anthropologist and a king. The aim is to find a mysterious crystal ball.\n====================\nA glass palace appears over the Garden of Eden. A porn star looks up at it.\n====================\nA duke bans people from owning dreams.\n====================\nA realtor owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see everything in Detroit.\n====================\nA porcelain ship sails across a sea of the English language.\n====================\nA scholar writes a poem that is made out of the sun.\n====================\nA Dutch king builds a church that is filled with life.\n====================\nA 13th century book describes a world in which nothing exists, and in which the only thing that exists is a silver city.\n====================\nA queen is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a rainbow.\n====================\nA city in Siberia is made of the Roman Empire.\n====================\nYou suddenly become as wise as Aristotle.\n====================\nSolve this mystery: A duchess is found dead in a labyrinth. Beside the body is a breast and a gold bar. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA pharmacist finds a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every act of defecation that has taken place in Damascus.\n====================\nA boy is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A scientist, a baron, and an undertaker.\n====================\nA sailor is aiming to replace every sous chef with a moon.\n====================\nA pastry chef is sentenced to death by a clown for writing a book about it.\n====================\nA necromancer is writing a PhD thesis about the future. The thesis turns into a swan.\n====================\nA Belgian king builds a labyrinth made of contradictions.\n====================\nA senator bans people from owning mermaids.\n====================\nA duchess is trying to find out if the death penalty is real.\n====================\nA sixteen-year-old film director falls in love with a glass library.\n====================\nA Kurdish poet finds out that her kitten is her father.\n====================\nA doctor is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a moon and a windchime.\n====================\nA thin, beautiful woman with eyes made of time flies to Paris on her lunch break.\n====================\nA Sicilian court jester owns a verse that is made out of the Sun.\n====================\nThere is a forest in Chicago that feels poor.\n====================\nA game show host can see every act of defecation that has taken place in Africa.\n====================\nA professor of English literature is writing a poem about the Moon. The poem is about the Sun.\n====================\nA philosopher discovers a mystical book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of question marks.\n====================\nA witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about the Sun. There is a thunderstorm behind her.\n====================\nA rabbi steals a shard of glass and hides it inside a cathedral.\n====================\nA Mongolian baroness discovers that her baby is an ocean.\n====================\nSolve this mystery: A leather-bound philosophical treatise describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a newspaper.\n====================\nA prince suddenly turns into a gumdrop. Nobody notices.\n====================\nA pope searches for a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every act of treachery happening around the world.\n====================\nA king builds a gigantic shopping mall for mountains.\n====================\nA glass palace covers the whole of Quebec. A president is in the centre.\n====================\nAn English girl receives a strange gift from her kitten: A woolly mammoth covered in rubies.\n====================\nAn Algerian necromancer owns a tiny clockwork device which allows him to be everywhere in Alexandria at the same time.\n====================\nA sorceress falls pregnant with the Vatican.\n====================\nA Belgian countess hears of a cathedral located inside a swamp, and begins looking for it.\n====================\nA cemetery in Moscow is made of the end of the world.\n====================\nA Norwegian king passes a law that everyone must be drunk.\n====================\nA deaf piglet is elected Prime Minister of New Zealand. It has four legs.\n====================\nA university professor discovers that the economy is being masterminded by a giant clam.\n====================\nA potent herb causes anyone who smells it to be afraid of clouds.\n====================\nA Mexican congressman builds a cathedral that is filled with the Apocalypse.\n====================\nA young man is hiding a secret: He has a penis instead of an eyebrow. The penis is located in Venice.\n====================\nA eucalyptus tree made of silence grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A woman searches for it.\n====================\nA famous opera singer realises that her baby is made from social media.\n====================\nA fisherman becomes a millionaire by buying and selling the number zero.\n====================\nA famous architect designs a cathedral made of the Sun. It is destroyed by a cloud of darkness.\n====================\nA grasshopper made of comets is born in Canada.\n====================\nA Scottish baron decrees that everyone must be gay.\n====================\nA Fijian sorcerer buys a diamond that allows him to taste every dish in Vancouver at the same time.\n====================\nA queen tastes a glass melon. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a Venetian girl.\n====================\nA witch owns a golden lamé lamp which allows her to touch everything in Jerusalem at the same time.\n====================\nA prime minister owns a pair of binoculars which let him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA priest builds a church that is filled with gerontophilia.\n====================\nA stone-hearted king decrees that everyone must be drunk.\n====================\nEvery single doctor in Toronto is playing chess.\n====================\nA Tamil mother discovers that her baby is a hyena.\n====================\nA witch is trying to solve a riddle: What is evil, has 14 shoulders, and is found in a restaurant?\n====================\nAn opera singer is poisoned by a giant clam. The clam is determined to destroy fantasy.\n====================\nA psychologist finds a medieval book containing instructions for building a mansion out of umbrella.\n====================\nThere is a porcelain city in Ohio that feels rich.\n====================\nA parrot lays an egg. Inside the egg is a pope.\n====================\nA sharp-eyed prime minister falls in love with a book.\n====================\nA panda bear is reading the Communist Manifesto inside a marble library.\n====================\nA sheik asks you to solve a riddle: I look like a duck egg, sound like a trumpet and am made of lumberjack, what am I?\n====================\nAn actor sits on a glass library.\n====================\nA volcano celebrates its graduation from university.\n====================\nA governess is weeping inside a willow pattern plate.\n====================\nA penniless countess discovers that her kitten is her mother.\n====================\nA Pharaoh owns a pair of spectacles that let him sense the presence of the future.\n====================\nA Syrian congressman bans people from owning snakes.\n====================\nA numismatist suddenly turns into an ear. Then a planet is born inside her.\n====================\nA scholar discovers that the French Revolution is controlling the media.\n====================\nA nihilistic baron passes a law against the Sun. It makes him think he is a vampire.\n====================\nA Madagascan princess has erotic dreams about the English diet. They always start with a pine tree.\n====================\nA good-natured queen decrees that everyone must be a solicitor.\n====================\nA little girl is singing in the belly of an ostrich. That bird is your father.\n====================\nA bookstore is haunted by the ghost of a Tunisian pharmacist. She carries a ball in her hands.\n====================\nA tree made of Mickey Mouse appears in Dar es Salaam.\n====================\nA scientist discovers that the economy is being controlled by the global financial system.\n====================\nAn Instagram celebrity is sent to jail, where he meets a thief who has stolen the letter \"S.\" She is held prisoner in a mechanical device for 13 years.\n====================\nA jade forest appears over Reno. A girl is talking to it.\n====================\nA pirate is dancing all night with the Sun inside an emerald\n====================\nA Tunisian court sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a sea serpent.\n====================\nA secret society of scholars imagine a labyrinth into existence.\n====================\nA scholar finds a notebook by Heidegger on the subject of the past.\n====================\nA magpie made of humble pie is born in Borodino.\n====================\nThere is a porcelain monster in Constantinople that feels passionate.\n====================\nA lonely king hatches a plan to destroy the sun.\n====================\nA marsupial undertaker searches for a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every sin since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA professor discovers that time does not exist, and is relieved.\n====================\nA philanthropist in Lapland is proposing marriage to the Moon.\n====================\nA philosopher plays a game of dominoes with a chrysanthemum.\n====================\nA Maltese king discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him see every thought since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nThere is a snowstorm in New Zealand. It snows opera houses.\n====================\nA feral cat is hiding in a cathedral. It feels anxious.\n====================\nA prime minister declares war on all life on earth.\n====================\nA duke owns a stained-glass window which de every act of procrastination by a high school teacher.\n====================\nA Spanish archduke hires a clown to kill time.\n====================\nA scholar is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a telephone and a devil with eyes made of the alphabet. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA prime minister decides to steal every yurt in the East Village.\n====================\nA shaman is looking for a tiny glass sphere that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics.\n====================\nAn old lady smokes a cigarette in a cathedral. She is thinking about the Sun. There is an army officer standing right behind her.\n====================\nA courtesan is climbing up the side of a huge glass whale. He takes 19 years to reach the top.\n====================\nA prime minister is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid.\n====================\nThere is a 13th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be killed by a giant clam.\n====================\nA sous chef falls in love with the weather.\n====================\nAn army officer discovers that a glass eye is controlling the President of the United States.\n====================\nAn Austrian lord owns a topiary garden which de every blow job in Vancouver.\n====================\nA baby is born in Budapest with the head of a pandora and the body of a Mexican king. The Pandora Project wishes to write a treatise about it.\n====================\nA princess owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every act of torture that has ever happened.\n====================\nA Tibetan duke builds a synagogue made of the future.\n====================\nA father discovers a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every sin since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA porn star is queuing up the world's first-born sons.\n====================\nA book collector switches bodies with a rose bush.\n====================\nA clam is eating a cigarette in a scale model of the Garden of Eden.\n====================\nA math teacher owns a treatise by Heidegger on the subject of love at first sight.\n====================\nAn empress falls pregnant with a moon. A cloud of it falls from the sky.\n====================\nA clerk goes for a walk in a forest and discovers a maple tree made of winter.\n====================\nA king owns a Persian carpet which de every act of sexual intercourse by a trained artist.\n====================\nA courtesan is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a desert and a cold-hearted mermaid. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA Macedonian television station airs a show about angels that lasts for 225,000 years.\n====================\nA pastry chef invents a new theory of economics based on the movement of swans.\n====================\nA narcissistic king builds a swimming pool that is filled with the world.\n====================\nA topiary tree made of regret appears in Baghdad.\n====================\nA man steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a cathedral.\n====================\nA skeleton made of glass is born in Toronto.\n====================\nA baroness is hiding her feelings about the Universe inside a golden library.\n====================\nAn old woman smokes a cigarette in a cathedral. She is thinking about the Sun. A chill wind is blowing in the distance.\n====================\nA little girl sits on a glass labyrinth. She is thinking about lovers. A frog is hiding behind her.\n====================\nA bartender discovers an opal that allows her to become a sea shell.\n====================\nA Scottish king sees a cloud in the shape of a broken heart.\n====================\nYou are imprisoned in a glass tower for the crime of stealing an exaggerated sense of smell.\n====================\nA novelist reads a dissertation about a clock that can destroy the law of the conservation of matter, and sets out to find it.\n====================\nA shaman switches bodies with a mandarin.\n====================\nA mermaid owns a 13th century mirror which reflects the number zero.\n====================\nA Sumerian shaman plants a seed. A hospital grows from it.\n====================\nA Soviet archduke wants to steal every barometer in Budapest.\n====================\nA Dutch professor spends all her time writing a mathematical treatise about snowflakes.\n====================\nA gorgeous man with orange eyes is hiding in a cathedral. He is thinking about the Sun. A witch is standing right behind him.\n====================\nA king decides to kill starlight.\n====================\nA fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry a Bolivian software developer,' she says to you.\n====================\nA pastry chef buys a spell from a witch. It makes him think he is a sandalwood tree.\n====================\nA fake birthday party is roaming the streets of a small town in Colorado. It has come to steal the patriarchy.\n====================\nA philosopher owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of kindness since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA Greek king builds a church made of mental illness.\n====================\nA king owns a library which is made of heraldry.\n====================\nA prime minister is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a Senate.\n====================\nA priest dedicates his life to creating a library made of the future.\n====================\nA clown is doing nothing at all inside an iceberg.\n====================\nA clown reads a dissertation about a snail that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it.\n====================\nA monk spends all his time writing a complete history of every sin that has taken place in Portland.\n====================\nA clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a spider on it. 'It means that you will marry a Belgian businessman,' she says to you.\n====================\nThere is a 17th century Danish prophecy that you will be destroyed by a synagogue.\n====================\nIn a chocolate town there is a volcano which is trapped inside a maze.\n====================\nAn Armenian professor spends nineteen months writing a poem about snakes.\n====================\nA mathematician has a rare gift: She can smell capitalism.\n====================\nA woman is weeping inside a poem.\n====================\nAn old woman smokes a cigarette in a temple. She is thinking about the Sun. A vampire is chewing gum behind her.\n====================\nThe Sun is reading the Communist Manifesto in a pharmacy.\n====================\nA philosopher finds a glass book containing instructions for building a cathedral out of sugar cubes.\n====================\nA pyramid grows and grows until it is the size of Jerusalem.\n====================\nA brilliant chef bakes a cake made of creams.\n====================\nA fictional poem describes a way that you can control the head of a mosaic waterfall.\n====================\nA professor of English literature has a rare gift: she can feel the presence of bears.\n====================\nA woman gets married to a glass dream inside a stained glass church.\n====================\nA unicorn floats above Marseille. It is controlled by a tiger.\n====================\nA yellow mustard seed made of a spider is growing in a Mesopotamian garden. A prime minister plots to steal it.\n====================\nA lesbian counts to ten. In that time, he lives for twenty-one years as a Venetian king.\n====================\nA monk is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a cloud.\n====================\nA thundercloud in the Forbidden City is made of the Sun.\n====================\nThere is a prostitute in New York who has a mechanical neck.\n====================\nA professor of English literature buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA scholar finds a handwritten book of Wittgenstein on the subject of the Sun.\n====================\nA theologian is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A neurosurgeon, a queen and a baron. The murderer is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA drone is wandering the streets of a small town in Colorado. Suddenly, the town turns into a dick.\n====================\nA spaghetti dragon is riding a bicycle from Borneo to a glass continent.\n====================\nA falcon made of rubies and platinum is born in Prague.\n====================\nAn Armenian chef makes a samosa. Inside the samosa is lunacy.\n====================\nA Croatian boat sails across a sea of childhood.\n====================\nThere is a Somali reality TV show in which contestants must count all the dreamcatchers in New York.\n====================\nA speck of dust is all that is needed to destroy the law of the conservation of matter.\n====================\nA secretary is found dead in a hospital. Next to her is a typewriter and a lonely angel. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA pirate is ignoring a rule that everyone should be a software developer.\n====================\nA Welsh king owns a pebble that is made of the weather.\n====================\nA sorceress buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a hospital.\n====================\nA German viceroy declares war on sexual frustration.\n====================\nA man discovers that the British Raj does not exist, and is secretly pleased.\n====================\nThere is a tornado in Constantinople. It sucks up witches.\n====================\nA duke owns a tiny glass sphere that allows him to taste every dish in Constantinople at the same time.\n====================\nA walnut tree that can create the Roman Empire grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A friend searches for it.\n====================\nA sorcerer is walking from Seattle to a porcelain city.\n====================\nBy touching a maple tree, you can reach another world. It is filled with chocolate chip cookies.\n====================\nA king is secretly having an affair with a glass cathedral.\n====================\nA Babylonian king builds a cathedral that is filled with the rule of law.\n====================\nA Ugandan film director falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA chambermaid discovers that her baby is made of our time.\n====================\nA Norwegian archduke builds a church made of silence.\n====================\nA medieval baroness officially announces that she does not exist. The reason: she is a duck. An ostrich.\n====================\nA Latvian archduke builds a cathedral that is filled with the letter \"N.\"\n====================\nA bureaucrat in the East Village is famous for taking a photograph of carbon dioxide.\n====================\nA Burmese sorcerer falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA princess owns a magical eye which lets you see every argument since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nA sorcerer asks you to solve a riddle: Why is a pine tree like a clock?\n====================\nA mystic finds a diary written by a pharmacist who saw a bat with a tooth inside a marble whale.\n====================\nA courtesan is looking for a telescope which lets him see every argument happening around the world.\n====================\nA Chinese secretary falls in love with silence.\n====================\nA surrealist catches a taxi to a porcelain sea serpent.\n====================\nA child plays a game of cards with a duck pond.\n====================\nA secret society of mathematicians imagine a labyrinth into existence.\n====================\nA schoolteacher suddenly turns into a rose. He becomes world-famous.\n====================\nA Spanish court sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a giant clam.\n====================\nA book collector discovers a pair of binoculars which let him see every thought since the birth of Christ.\n====================\nRumor has it that you are a queen in a 12th century Arabian city.\n====================\nA battlecruiser sails across an ocean of Starbucks.\n====================\nThere is a 17th century Scottish prophecy that you will be destroyed by a synagogue.\n====================\nA 36-year-old senator decrees that everyone must be a judge.\n====================\nA courtesan writes a poem that is made out of death.\n====================\nThe Sun is drinking gin in a glass labyrinth.\n====================\nA web server is reading up on a machine made of snowdomes.\n====================\nA cold-hearted pop diva falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA text is written in the sky in snow. It reads: \"Don't be stupid.\"\n====================\nA supreme court justice passes a law that everyone must be drunk.\n====================\nIn Portland there is an olive tree that smells like the Sun.\n====================\nA Mexican pastry chef is killed by a giant clam while he is trying to write a novel about it.\n====================\nA stone-hearted man is writing a PhD thesis about the future.\n====================\nA novelist finds a leather-bound book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of seashells.\n====================\nA mountain whispers to a shepherd: \"I wish I was a cathedral.\"\n====================\nA duke decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with infinity.\n====================\nA duke buys a spell from a witch. It causes him to become a cathedral.\n====================\nA book collector finds a 16th century manuscript of a poem about a clock that can destroy philosophy, and devotes his life to finding it.\n====================\nA Portuguese baroness owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every fear in the known world.\n====================\nA Canadian essay describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young.\n====================\nThere is a storm in Constantinople. It is made of air.\n====================\nA nun in the Bay Area is known for giving birth to secretaries.\n====================\nA philosopher writes a treatise that is made out of the speed of light.\n====================\nA tanuki is eating a glass star.\n====================\nA young woman falls in love with a glass palace.\n====================\nA silent Dutch king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the North Pole.\n====================\nA Madagascan philosopher spends his entire life writing a mathematical treatise about the Middle Ages.\n====================\nYou are locked away inside a gold mine.\n====================\nA 12-year-old blacksmith falls in love with a glass library.\n====================\nA duke owns a stained-glass window which de every sin that has ever happened.\n====================\nA Sicilian book of poetry describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a king.\n====================\nAn empress dreams of a rainbow that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates her life to finding it.\n====================\nTwelve children imagine a rainbow into existence.\n====================\nA Madagascan king builds a church that is filled with the letter \"M.\"\n====================\nA software developer discovers that the Moon is controlling everything.\n====================\nA professor finds an essay by Aristotle on the subject of the weather.\n====================\nA beautiful mermaid falls in love with the number zero. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a Catalan archduke.\n====================\nA synagogue is haunted by the ghost of a pastry chef. He keeps repeating one word: \"Beverages.\"\n====================\nA senator dreams of a marble hospital that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates his life to finding it.\n====================\nA boxer realises that he is a Neanderthal. He becomes world-famous.\n====================\nA unicorn is riding a bicycle from Delhi to a glass ocean.\n====================\nThere is a tornado in the Forbidden City. It sucks up croissants.\n====================\nA Spanish vice president sees a movie about a salamander that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and becomes obsessed with finding it.\n====================\nA solicitor turns into a lagoon.\n====================\nA dead king is elected governor of Vermont.\n====================\nA Scottish king is trying to find out the price of the speed of light.\n====================\nA famous architect designs a synagogue made of maple trees. But the funding is cut, and the synagogue is never built.\n====================\nA Syrian senator bans people from owning eels.\n====================\nA virus causes you to be afraid of clocks.\n====================\nA theologian discovers that the universe does not exist, and is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA mysterious desert island appears over Lapland. A princess looks up at it.\n====================\nA mermaid owns a prism that allows her to taste every dish in Prague at the same time.\n====================\nIn Germany there is a jackalope that smells like the number Pi.\n====================\nA senator proposes to have sexual intercourse with an infinity.\n====================\nA Babylonian princess realises that her baby is a diamond necklace.\n====================\nA Venetian congressman sees a birthmark in the shape of a swimming pool.\n====================\nA Brazilian baroness throws a party for the weather.\n====================\nA Persian playwright finds out that his kitten is a mirror.\n====================\nA Venetian king builds a church that is filled with the letters \"P\" and \"N.\"\n====================\nA 16-year-old book collector falls in love with a glass forest.\n====================\nAn Egyptian queen plays a game of chess with a cathedral.\n====================\nA math teacher in Ohio fantasises about giving birth to the sun.\n====================\nA convicted criminal falls in love with the weather.\n====================\nA poet realises that an elephant is controlling the weather. It is controlled by a wooden leg.\n====================\nA tormented poet finds out that she is a necromancer in a 12th century Tunisian city.\n====================\nA hermit is convicted of the crime of killing a kitten.\n====================\nOne night all the stars are replaced by thermometers.\n====================\nA South African countess discovers that her baby is a spider.\n====================\nA child is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An anthropologist, a secretary and a geek. The people he plans to kill is a prince in Egypt.\n====================\nA young woman dedicates her life to creating a universe where everything is teeth.\n====================\nA 16-year-old man falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA burrito is elected Governor of New York State.\n====================\nA duchess spends his life writing an e about the dawn of time.\n====================\nA dozen kings imagine a rainbow into existence.\n====================\nA senator announces that she wishes to have sexual intercourse with memory.\n====================\nA clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry an Albanian software developer,' she says to you.\n====================\nA philosopher is killed by a dingo while writing a poem about it.\n====================\nA placenta is elected Governor of New York State.\n====================\nA famous baroness buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra neck.\n====================\nA mermaid is travelling from China to a crystal ball.\n====================\nA duke owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the minimum wage.\n====================\nIn the Forbidden City there is a tombstone which is made of ignorance.\n====================\nA senator owns a 15th century mirror which reflects the number zero.\n====================\nA priest is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a pirate ship.\n====================\nA beautiful violinist has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of deserts.\n====================\nA beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a stained glass cemetery. He is thinking about love. A witch is looking at him.\n====================\nA 19-year-old philosopher plays a game of cards with a unicorn.\n====================\nA king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid.\n====================\nA maharajah falls in love with a glass cathedral.\n====================\nA Madagascan dictator bans people from owning squares.\n====================\nA plastic bag floats past you. Then a witch appears and says: \"That plastic bag is my husband.\"\n====================\nA Madagascan king walks into a forest and discovers a poppy that is made of infinity.\n====================\nA refugee in Mexico City fantasises about eating the universe.\n====================\nThere is a 17th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a huge clam.\n====================\nA Sicilian congressman falls in love with a glass library.\n====================\nA stranger tells you that you are a pirate in a glass city.\n====================\nA lily that can destroy hedge funds grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A vice president plots to steal it.\n====================\nA Sumerian museum of art is haunted by the ghost of a Brazilian congresswoman. She carries a clockwork device in her hands.\n====================\nA pope realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant frozen church.\n====================\nAn Algerian duke builds a church made of gravity.\n====================\nA magpie made of the Sun is born in Newcastle.\n====================\nA Hungarian judge sentences a book collector to be devoured by a unicorn.\n====================\nA Hungarian judge sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a whale. The murderer is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA teenager in Germany is famous for selling the weather.\n====================\nAn anthropologist is found dead in a locked room. Beside the body is a breast and a puddle of honey. Can you explain what happened?\n====================\nA successful lawyer falls in love with a marble church.\n====================\nA pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of defecation that has taken place in Milwaukee.\n====================\nA stranger tells you that you are a queen in an ancient Danish city.\n====================\nA 23-year-old empress falls pregnant with infinity.\n====================\nA woman falls in love with a dream. The dream is a volcano.\n====================\nA dictator decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the kings of Africa.\n====================\nA polyamorous pastry chef falls in love with the number zero.\n====================\nA seahorse lays an egg. Inside the egg is a dictatorship.\n====================\nA pirate is drugged with every sound in Nashville. He wakes up and is secretly pleased.\n====================\nA book collector owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him hear every sound in the world at the same time.\n====================\nA diplomat discovers a map which shows the location of every fungus on earth.\n====================\nThere is a dandelion in Wisconsin that feels beautiful.\n====================\nAn office manager gets married to a glass city inside a mirror. The wedding is secretly being played by a Bigfoot.\n====================\nA queen owns a tiny glass sphere that allows her to smell every mussel shell in Tasmania at the same time.\n====================\nA pharmacist falls in love with your heart's desire.\n====================\nA rabbi finds a magic lantern slide which de every sin by a necromancer.\n====================\nA Canadian professor is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A Freudian, a court jester and a novelist.\n====================\nA psychic turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry a Bolivian software developer,' she says to you.\n====================\nThere is a 16th century Canadian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a giant clam.\n====================\nA king is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A bishop, a child and a dentist.\n====================\nA mystic plays a game of dominoes with a mansion.\n====================\nA social media manager invents a better version of the French Revolution: Holding a gun to the moon.\n====================\nA Tunisian senator declares war on kindness.\n====================\nA solicitor steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a golden mountain.\n====================\nThere is a volcano in Australia. It spews out sacks of rubies.\n====================\nA sharp-eyed archangel is falling in love with the Sun inside a glass library.\n====================\nA cave in the Roman Empire has a brain in its belly.\n====================\nA monk is transported to a marble jungle. There, a medieval dictator takes his place.\n====================\nThere is a 10th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be killed by a spider.\n====================\nA prime minister bans people from owning mermaids.\n====================\nA sorceress finds out that her baby is her baby.\n====================\nA vice president dreams of a diamond bush that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates her life to finding it.\n====================\nAn astronomer is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A man whose heart is a topaz, and a woman whose heart is a diamond ring.\n====================\nA Macedonian king builds a church that is filled with language.\n====================\nA Korean baroness hears of a library located inside an emerald, and decides to visit it.\n====================\nA fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a cathedral on it. 'You will marry a Belgian software developer,' she says to you.\n====================\nThere is a storm in the Roman Empire, but instead of water, it rains doors.\n====================\nAn emerald converted into a diamond necklace.\n====================\nBy climbing to the top of a cathedral, you can reach a parallel universe. It is made of the end of the world.\n====================\nA schoolteacher is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A king, a professor and a porn star.\n====================\nA girl falls into a swimming pool filled with the patriarchy. She is never seen again.\n====================\nA king builds a gigantic church and fills it with stars.\n====================\nA Sicilian king drives a carriage at a queen. It flies past her.\n====================\n"
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    "content": "Trying to get the perfect scrambled egg recipe from my blog post. A little goes a long way I'm sure.\n====================\nthat's not true\n====================\nI'm now eating a muffin and a sausage so I'm pretty happy\n====================\nlol\n====================\ncan someone tell me what the dreaded \"catfish\" is? do you know what a catfish is? I'm a catfish, I am curious.\n====================\nI have never been an \"educated\" person. I read the rulebook. Now I am more than just \"educated\" on it. Lol\n====================\nwhy do people think this\n====================\nI've done it. I am an impostor. RT  Im a fake impostor RT  Im a fake impostor\n====================\nThis is a really special day/hour. Thank you, !\n====================\nCheerios just gave me a checos del vista sandwich. I love them. They are so light and fluffy and good. Always. I slather my face with it and throw it in the trash. I never eat it because it's just so nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy.\n====================\nfuck I love you\n====================\nthat is a really long reply; I am sorry. I am trying to think of something shorter. thanks!\n====================\nblubbering\n====================\nI'm with !\n====================\nthe best part is that the only way the cookies will melt is by baking them at 375 degrees. which means they will be perfectly soft even after baking. not soft at all!\n====================\nLove you guys!!!!!\n====================\nThis was my favorite tweet of the night. I love it. I love it. I love it.\n====================\nI'm sorry I'm not here today!!\n====================\nWORD\n====================\nI don't know what the fuck you are talking about but I heard a noise and I'm not the only one you're mad at.\n====================\nI am the kind of person who demands I have a photo of my dog on the plane. I demand it be so big and yet so tiny I can't say what I want without it.\n====================\nVery proud of my vegan chili! It's like we are meeting at the animal crossing and I am the animal crossing cop\n====================\nBoulder is the best. I love him.\n====================\nIt's happening\n====================\nJust saw the cover to ! Love it!\n====================\nI will be at the show! I will be there!\n====================\nI'm going to try to be as funny as possible. ❤️👯\n====================\nlol I am doing this too\n====================\nhahahahha\n====================\nEw. Rotten\n====================\noh my god. you are so much dammit.\n====================\nyou literally don't know how to do a zucchini! I am the only person on the planet that can make one, I swear!\n====================\nI just flipped through the photos and never noticed. I am the weirdest\n====================\nI get it what u are saying but this is the hard part. I love all the hard parts but this is the hardest part of my day!\n====================\nu should be tired and angry all the time\n====================\nI love that I have to read the whole thing for it to make sure it was really him. I think he was a really nice guy. I love him.\n====================\nI don't know anyone who doesn't like sweet potatoes\n====================\n😂\n====================\nI'm surprised you don't follow me\n====================\nI am the worst dancer\n====================\nI have a confession to make. I had no idea what I was doing when I started the plane.\n====================\nI love your site, I really. Love. You are the best ever. Can't wait to come back. RT  They're pale! RT  they're pale...\n====================\nit's happening\n====================\nThis is exactly what I was looking for.\n====================\nI was only joking I was there. What a stupid and morbid tweet.\n====================\nI have no idea. I am not a dog person. I am a cat person.\n====================\nLOL\n====================\nJust saw my character name on the bus. I really need to learn to make more of an effort to not be such a fucking idiot\n====================\n#NYCW is the funniest, coolest, sweetest, cleanest, and smartest show on television. #CRAVINGS2 is the sequel to #NYCW and will be my life. Mastered the whole way, seriously.\n====================\nI love you.\n====================\nthank you!!\n====================\nI woke up to a voicemail of a person claiming to be john legend's brother. I answered the phone and it said he died. I called the police and the guy hung up. I am the police, I tell the truth, I get angry. I am the police. Hahah\n====================\njust heard that  can be found on   ! I can edit this but I am a stan #superstar\n====================\nI don't understand any of this but when I hit the comments section below with a question I am like \"um yeah fuck it\"\n====================\nlol\n====================\nyou are right. i'm bored.\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nI won't stop thinking you are a murderer until I see your death certificate.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI said I am not a religious woman. Do I still have to say I am a religious woman? This is sick.\n====================\nI have a lot of respect for those people. I really do.\n====================\nyou are completely and utterly moronic\n====================\nI have someone who literally does not even get it. I am not kidding. Like, I don't have the words \"awwwwww\" or \"fuuuuuuuuuu\" in my vocabulary. I am lost.\n====================\nTiger stripes. Don't care about the stripes. You got the chicken. Got a cup of soup. Oh boy, will I try this\n====================\nhahahahahahahahaha\n====================\nI did when I was nervous in the morning. Also yes. It's a good thing I am nervous now. I hate it.\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nEVEN IF YOU HAD THE AIRPORT I WOULD HAVE TOLD U TO GO TO THE AIRPORT YOU ARE FOOLIN US\n====================\nI prefer, \"lunesta\".\n====================\nmy favorite part about the show is how people can't pronounce it\n====================\ni am not anti-smoking. i am pro-smoking. but i am smoking a e cigarette and it is smoky. not smoking. and it's not a e. gah i am pro-smoking. it's a pro-smoking e. gah.\n====================\nthe only thing I hate more than a phone is a slow, heavy, rectangular slab of tissue paper wrapped in tissue paper. it is this poor animal.\n====================\nsigh. not the same. too much. thank you.\n====================\nso cute\n====================\ngetting ready for a big job in a few weeks, photo shoot in the sun, drinking red wine with  and ! not a bad day. haha\n====================\nI mean...I know you're a huge distance and all but I don't get why anyone would be mad at you for an imaginary flight number?\n====================\nI quit you\n====================\nI would totally buy the book book by John Legend and we would be friends.\n====================\nI have no life. This is what I am. I can't do it justice. I just need your love.\n====================\nI am so sorry I was not able to be there. I will be in Vegas this weekend!\n====================\nI'm not mad at you. I'm just saying that even if it was on my phone I would have beeneps. Because I would have. I would have. I would have. I'm not a god damn lawyer.\n====================\nEvery time I send an email to my account I get it back. I must be a very lazy and forgetful email tester.\n====================\nI love that name. I think it's awesome.\n====================\nYou have to admit, you did not look like a total moron.\n====================\nI'm pretty excited about this but I don't want to be a batman\n====================\nlol\n====================\ncan't decide if i like you or hate you.\n====================\nlol!\n====================\nThe only thing worse than an actual, physical flight is one of them not being an actual flight. Hahaha\n====================\nhey guys, my date at the airport.\n====================\nI mean is that a real person? Like their names are real or something? I'm not gonna pretend I have a heart of gold and throw it all away just like the mannequin that is john?\n====================\nI'm not a fucking park ranger dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit\n====================\nit's just that. it's a lot. thank you for sharing, sir!\n====================\naw shit. thank you!\n====================\nI can't keep my mind off of this beautiful sunrise. I will never get over this beauty.\n====================\n!!\n====================\nI was just about to ask someone how much they hate me.\n====================\nI don't have a twitter. What do I do with my life?\n====================\nAt least he's one of the good ones. I wait for the ass-whipping. I am a...wait for...a good person?\n====================\nI have been watching \"an hour before\" on HBO. I am obsessed. I have never had so much for one show in my life. I am about to watch every single one since. HBO is my life. I love it.\n====================\nI really like that it's a play. It's a turn off. I love a turn off. It would be turn offy to turn it off.\n====================\ni know it's on, but i have no idea what it is or why it is on. haha\n====================\ni am not mad at you. i am, however, irritated and yet I am not sad.\n====================\nOk...what is something I should eat now that I got home?\n====================\nNO it's not. it's my hair.\n====================\nI just asked my stylist if I could take my hat off. He said yes. Well I guess you should take your hat off too.\n====================\nnice to meet you!\n====================\nI'm going to do an old-fashioned gum and make a big ol' ramekin. Then I'm going to roast a chicken with a big ol' ramekin. Then I'm going to make gum and take it and put it in my mouth and eat it like a gum\n====================\nboo. vocally anti-gay, I hear you. my apologies. it's a shame. anti-gay, I hear ya. but you are right. I must have missed the tweet. :(\n====================\nWhat will happen if I don't cancel my extension for the night? I've thought about this and realized I am a stupid fucking idiot\n====================\nlove you guys!! I am sad I'm not as good as  for my hair and makeup because I love you\n====================\nyou guys are so sweet.\n====================\nwhat do you think, dear? I am not a doctor.\n====================\nyou have been extremely kind. thank you!\n====================\nOmg it's like my parents are on drugs and they are taking me away from my aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents and friends and nannies and stepchildren\n====================\ncheck out my cooking wowzenegger.com site! ohhhhhhhh man you will not be disappointed!!\n====================\nI'm going to try to be a little less judgmental here\n====================\nlol\n====================\nLet's talk about the best part of every pizza there is\n====================\nOk\n====================\nah. so sweet.\n====================\nI am not kidding. <3\n====================\nlol\n====================\ni just called a pizza place. the owner said, \"not yet. sorry! we need to get some ingredients for you\"\n====================\nYESSSS!!\n====================\nblobber\n====================\nI have the most incredible friends and I'm not bitter and I don't hate you, I'm curious. I'm curious.\n====================\nI am so mad at these people.\n====================\nI got you a fancy new phone. I thought I saw your face from behind the screen but it was the other way around. It's yours!\n====================\nI'm sure it's a good thing my vagina didn't say \"NO\" to this ahhh\n====================\nI love that you guys can't tell the difference between a real life phone and a toy phone. This is like saying, \"I have a real phone and a toy phone\"\n====================\nit's always been my dream to be on the cover of one of the most beautiful women in the world and this is my dream come true!\n====================\nI was just about to ask what the deal is with the airport so I asked the bartens if they are bartenders. He said \"no, they are waitresses\" and I said \"wait what?\" and he said \"they are waitresses\"\n====================\nIS IT GOOD\n====================\nso here is my top 5 list. #1. Red Lobster in Shanghai. #2. The Rose at Rockefeller Center.\n====================\nwowowowowowow i love it\n====================\nMORE LIKE MURDER. RT  more like murder.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI'm gonna go ahead and just tell you that the only reason I am not famous is because I am bored.\n====================\nI’m so sorry :(\n====================\nI, too, am a vegetarian. My mother is a non-vegan. Why do people do this to me? I am a non-animal, what does that prove?\n====================\ntrying to get my instagrammed photo back so people can see my gorgeous boobies. i know they're no longer in the photo, but u still got em!!\n====================\nwell I'm going to try and answer that tonight on #LipSyncBattle!!\n====================\nlol i really do love this! i am...lazy\n====================\nLol\n====================\nI'm gonna use my other phone. I think I have a new phone.\n====================\ngood call putting the dog in the freezer though. the freezer is a great way to preserve meat/slice it and save freezer space\n====================\nWhat is a \"yes\" vote? I don't care about your politics, what is important is that you voted for me. Today is one of those days.\n====================\nI love it\n====================\nI love you. I love you. I will miss you. I will love you. I will hate you. I'll do anything to please you. I should be a part of your life. Please, read and support me.\n====================\nI read your post and I'm pretty convinced you don't know me at all and I'm pretty convinced you hate me.\n====================\nCrap. Just awful.\n====================\nSaw this at Macy's!\n====================\nspeaking of which...I just did the best stupid sex I've ever had. I didn't mean it like that. I meant it like that.\n====================\nNO JOB!\n====================\nI never would have thought that would rise to the top, but oh lord...\n====================\nMy favorite part of the election stump speech is the word \"willing.\" I really love it.\n====================\nthose are some of my favorite things in the world. how else will you stay in the dark, miss?\n====================\nI don't know how to do a full moon conga dish but I can do a moon conga dish.\n====================\nI was just thinking about you. I know you are such a good girl. I hope all the things you do are for the best. ❤️\n====================\nI love you too, dear! I only wish I could dance. Get over yourselves, idiots.\n====================\nI am literally a stan. I don't want to do this.\n====================\nhonestly though, I don't care. It's a great story. I wish it were true.\n====================\njesus. i love you too, i really do. hahaaha\n====================\nrequested\n====================\nsorry, but I cannot do the scream of a lion scream. I would get mad and smash everything in my path. I would be like the scream of a lion.\n====================\nLOL\n====================\nI love this, I love you guys!\n====================\nI didn't think I was so cool\n====================\ni just ordered a burrito from taco ceviche they are out of burritos so you gotta try it\n====================\nwe can't stop making this movie. This is not okay. I stand by the movie.\n====================\nI've come to accept that many of you don't understand the meaning of the word \"tigger\".\n====================\nI am gonna try to make that restaurant reference work but I...\n====================\nI hahahahah I have no idea what I am thinking of. I am not a very good director\n====================\nah I see where one would think that but they're wrong. it's my mom's  how I think :)\n====================\njust my 2 cents, I guess.\n====================\nI've been blockading them since their comments. I'm not a good dancer. I don't know how to have a conversation. I just blockaded them and I'm sad.\n====================\nThere is no erin, only tessa. RT  what's your gig and why do we care?\n====================\nAHHHH\n====================\nYES. HURRY. IT'S HERE.\n====================\nI like your tag. I believe you are the best. I am sad if you are not the best. Thank you.\n====================\nI don't have the energy today\n====================\nI'm gonna go ahead and tell you I am the one that put the lomax on your face\n====================\nI don't understand the latest instagram post about how people are so mad about something. I am so confused.\n====================\nI know. I'm sad.\n====================\nI'm sorry I'm newt. I am very used to them. They are so...dumb.\n====================\nWhat is it about? RT  just had the best korean bbq ever. it was awesome, thank you!\n====================\nI will. I am not a dog person\n====================\nI will never say the words \"who cares about your opinion?\" in this day. Just know I will.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nOh my god.\n====================\nI love when people make up accounts just to bash people. I can't defend it. But u can learn from it.    (This is an old account)\n====================\nok I will stop pretending I'm old school gamer and enjoy our love\n====================\nI was just talking about you, dipshit.\n====================\nThe good, the bad, the ugly and the ugly\n====================\nit's a new year, new me. I have to start over. I just want you to be there for the biggest, most exciting events of the year. Is that too much? I am a little overwhelmed myself.\n====================\nWhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI have a lot to do today. Just a lot of things. But I do need you guys to know that I have one foot in the yard and one in a nuthouse!\n====================\nThank you!!\n====================\nyes I am unsure if I have ever been to a vape store (I am obsessed with them) just filled with excitement and curiosity I want to try!\n====================\nFirst day of school! So happy! Finally doing some of my favorite things in life - reading a book today!\n====================\nIt's hard work being a mom\n====================\nI am a big fan of any and all dumbass shit.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nlol\n====================\ni am such a fucking idiot i bought this dog in a week. I’m so sad. i don’t know where this dog went but I’m sad.\n====================\nI'll take it\n====================\nlol!\n====================\nI just learned how to use a toothbrush. How do I make a \"no\" sound? What is the point of a toothbrush? WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE TO USE A BATTERY NO BATTERY??\n====================\nOmg\n====================\nI am watching llike jedi for the first time ever. Aaah so cute.\n====================\nI promise I will spend the next 20 minutes watching you because I am that annoying and shallow and you look like a fucking psychopath\n====================\nThe only thing worse than a good, solid, handmade snickerdoodle is a bad, plastic one. Fuck.\n====================\ni get so mad when my follower count reaches 20. i get sad and angry. i don't understand why.\n====================\nI will have the pork chop soup\n====================\ni love you\n====================\nblocked him on Twitter. I will pay you for that in one hour.\n====================\nso you can get up to pee, but then when you're in the bathroom you have to pee for 20 mins or so because you can't pee when you're busy? i get it. i am bored. i am bored.\n====================\naw cool. thank you!\n====================\nI love when people do this shit as the morning after the event. So thankful for an awesome event.  Happy Friday!\n====================\nthat is a very big world and I have a ton of animals and it's very hard to keep up with!\n====================\nvegan teigen. she is a raging bon fire.\n====================\nit was my first time ever reading a personal defense article and for some reason I am not gonna lie about it. I am a defender and I am gonna defend myself until I die\n====================\nbecause you don't know me and don't care about me.\n====================\ni am a huge fan of the way this website treats the comments. it really helps me process what I'm posting.\n====================\nthis is how I am going to look when I get a bit older. I am 30 now and will certainly look like a bit older when I get a bit older.\n====================\nhahahahhahahahahahahah\n====================\nI've been up at 4am all week, so it's no wonder I'm exhausted. #fearlessbikes #cravingscookbook.com\n====================\nI want to read it but I can't. I hate reading things. I mean I can skim through paragraphs but I can't. I want to hug your ass\n====================\nlol I'm the worst\n====================\nwait. that is a scorpion then a dragon. and a scorpion is a snake so a dragon is also a snake. and a scorpion is a scorpion? i don't understand. i don't understand.\n====================\nI am not going to get into any of the details of the case but apparently she was wearing heels. I don't wear heels.\n====================\nhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah\n====================\nthat is so kind. Thank you. We would love to be an ice cream sub!\n====================\nCannot get me out of my head. It is my life. I do not understand what it is. I am very confused.\n====================\nIt is hard to be a vegetarian when you are hungry. I try and be balanced but it's not quite good enough.\n====================\nI see it on my timeline so I just go with it. Good call!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI am gonna go ahead and go ahead and tell you guys I am a really nice person. I can take one of those \"I am a nice person\" T-shirts.\n====================\nit's okay. I will be at the best restaurant in the universe (TIME Magazine) and I will tell you who won't tell me (YOU)\n====================\noh my god. i hope they change the cookie? or do i still eat the savory cookies?\n====================\nI am going to make the most overpriced lasagna ever and use every last batch of spicy mayo.\n====================\nI don't have a phone lol\n====================\nI just said \"holy crap. I'm not a dog\" and now I am being a dog.\n====================\nI'm honestly not very good at it\n====================\nlol :)\n====================\nI said I loved you\n====================\nI don't know how to do a private facebook page. I don't want my friends to see what I have to deal with on facebook. I'm not that person.\n====================\nI got so many lovely gifts\n====================\nI am on my way to Wilmington, Delaware for the launch of my brand new line of #SmartThings smart devices! Can't wait to watch the launch! #smartthingselectronics #bringthemhome #ad\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nI never know what to expect when I walk into a store. \"do you mind if I touch your boobs\" is something I don't know how to say.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI have to know. You're such a naughty child,\n====================\nI'm sorry, I just realized my blurry, misspelled photo and I can't do photoshop\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nthat is not the upside down triangle thing. i am a square.\n====================\nlol so cute\n====================\njust saw a tweet from the old \"stop.\" campaign. I stopped. Not because i don't want to, but because you guys make me uncomfortable. Right? Like I'm not even being a complete moron.\n====================\nwhoa. that is very specific. i see a lot of people putting wild rice in their bbq. i must be missing something.\n====================\nmy love, you are right. i am not the only one who finds this disgusting. I am disgusted.\n====================\nHow about they JUST do the shirt and not the jacket? Or do you just always wear the jacket?\n====================\nI'm sad I don't know you!\n====================\nThe top secret men of tomorrow: the men who will one day wear a silk robe\n====================\nThe fact that she is so sweet makes me so happy.\n====================\nHey guys. We got some bad news. The bag is not coming. I am overjoyed. I was wrong. I ordered it. And now it is gone. I was wrong. Thank you for your understanding.\n====================\ni am in the air now. i am quite mobile now. tomorrow i will fly out to you and you will stay with me til i land. i will then bring you some tea and a sandwich or dinner. tomorrow i will fly you out. i am a good girl. \n\n====================\nI am so sad I don't have this app. I need it so badly. I have no life\n====================\nno it's earl gray\n====================\ni wanted to watch real housewives of Atlanta but the online promos made it seem too easy. too easy!!!\n====================\nI still do not get the concept of a \"sink\" that can hold water. I thought we were just talking about drinks, I'm used to hearing it from you.\n====================\noh my god. \"ugh\" was the worst word ever to come out of a child. I blame myself.\n====================\nI'm seeing a lot of this on twitter and I never knew this was a thing. I hate you.\n====================\ndead\n====================\nOh my god. The Masters will be here as well. I am so excited.\n====================\nThat was a joke. I know. I am sarcastic and sarcastic in the best of times. I am sarcastic in the worst of times. I am sarcastic in the funny days\n====================\ni can't do soup jokes. i am so nervous that my brain is about to explode. i am so nervous. i don't know how to do soup jokes. i am not funny. i am a very nervous child.\n====================\nI never realize how ironic it is that my last tweet was about being a mom. I am not the only one.\n====================\nAm I just going through my photos and am I just looking for a face to use in my ad?\n====================\ncrab legs with crispy skin oh baby i love crab legs\n====================\nAre you just a big fan of the food? I will buy your plane ticket. I am an airline tycoon.\n====================\nI just watched \"The People v. OJ Simpson: American Crime Story\" and I don't feel at all that I have changed. I still think about Nicole and the bag but I don't care about the man anymore. It's the people.\n====================\nWhat do you think we should wear to this??\n====================\nI'm a bit pre-cooked myself. Love it!\n====================\nlmao\n====================\nhow do you get Instagram? it's like you're separate people.\n====================\nWhat is the point of a watch face if you don't have a phone? I am a watch face aficionado. Why do I have to be the watch face to a phone?\n====================\nI'm not kidding. I also know a few people who have 3D printed out their profiles and are just as happy. But I can't. I’ve seen too many. I’m sorry!\n====================\nnot her.\n====================\nI don't like it when people pretend I didn't say hi <3 <3 <3\n====================\nthe millions of people who don't know it's a blue pill joke and the blue pill is just a bunch of pills\n====================\nThank you!\n====================\nI love you.\n====================\neveryone says \"that's a lot\" but u are only allowed to eat half and it's a lot. So much for \"being a joy\".\n====================\ncannot decide if this is what it is or if it is so soft it hurts\n====================\nI just had this same thought and I feel like it isn't that special. I think it is just my own brain.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI know it's a private club but can I get a photo of it please\n====================\nI'm not at jfk but if someone were to ask me what I think about a certain movie I would say \"well i dunno about that\" and go on for a bit.\n====================\nSorry  . I will be on the show in the next few hours. Who do I call and what!\n====================\nI'm sick. I love you.\n====================\nWhen you are on your period, it's hard to tell if your body has \"therapy\" going on or if you are just going through a period of intense physicality. I choose the latter\n====================\nI can't resign. Can't resign.\n====================\nlove u guys\n====================\nthis is how i like it. i'm the only one who knows how to do that. i am the daughter of a zoo animal and have been learning since i was a wee tiny\n====================\nI know! I was just wondering how long it takes you to make a block. haha\n====================\nCan I have your address please\n====================\nhahahaha I have only heard of it from you.\n====================\nI do. I love you. I don't know how I did it on my computer. I'm a tech. I love you.\n====================\nwho are you talking about\n====================\nSomeone is helping me with my bridal shower bio. I wouldn't want anybody to know that I'm such a weirdo\n====================\nI am not a racist. I am ignorant. I am a purist. RT  Don't lie, you're a racist\n====================\nhahahahhaha\n====================\nAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\n====================\nThanks : You guys are the best!!\n====================\nI have to say, it is pretty good. Actually pretty good.\n====================\noh nooo that is not a joke. i am serious. it means nothing. haha.\n====================\nI'm ok with the world ending if Dr. J says it's the end of the world.\n====================\nI was just talking about how much I hate the phone. I hate the phone. I hate the phone.\n====================\ni just whipped myself into a rage today when i saw this tweet but then realized i was on  and couldn't see it.\n====================\nthe only thing more disturbing than an xanax is an xanaxing. #cravingscookbook.com\n====================\nwhat's so funny about that thing that peoplepost about being a florist then get mad when it's not their cake. I get it now.\n====================\ni am very pro-life. i just don't think i can be a pro-life candidate. this makes me sad.\n====================\nBy the time I finish this, they will have made millions of dollars off of my death. I am truly mad at them.\n====================\nI'm not a damn fashion show. I don't even care that you're doing an interview for the day. I'm still very confused.\n====================\nI dunno what that means but I am very close to 1500 followers and lovelovelove you guys. I would be very happy.\n====================\nI just realized that in the process of watching \"I'm the guy with the dog\" I've actually become the dude with the dog. I hate myself.\n====================\n@: you had to be online all night. You could not have done it with a face mask on. I'm not kidding.\n====================\nI know.\n====================\njust realized I never tweeted from my phone and I am so sad. so sad. so sad.\n====================\nno. they are still on the menu. so it's not a complete loss.\n====================\nthank you!! it was fun!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI am there!\n====================\nI fucking hate you.\n====================\nThat isn't a typo. She is my best friend and the worst thing on earth. I am not mad at you, I am furious. I am angry at the world.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI TOLD U I WAS GETTING TICKLE MASTERS\n====================\nThat is a big, complex post and I apologize if anyone is reading this\n====================\ncan u get a photo for me of that? i need this more than ever.\n====================\nI am so sad I have to walk this entire way. I love you, I love you.\n====================\nI'll take it\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI know it's not real. I'm not a supermodel. But I love you, baby.\n====================\nwow i am so sorry you have been affected by this. I am the best, most compassionate person ever.\n====================\nthat is a very specific  of what a banana is, a fancy fruit\n====================\nhahahahhaha\n====================\nI am not joking. Listen up. I know you are great and all but we gotta work on ourselves. We are a team.\n====================\nI have taken this as an \"it's hot\" hug and it is indeed. I wish I could retch. Xx\n====================\nyou do have a point. I am the same person you are so angry at.\n====================\noh my god. @BTS looks awesome.\n====================\ni am so confused but i thought they were singing! i'm confused too! though, if you are the singer i'm confused too, I'm sorry!\n====================\nI know right? I was trying to be funny but I will stick to my guns. RT  I have a blog post planned so you can all get excited\n====================\nuh oh. I mean. I am away at school today. I am away. I am away. I'm sorry for ruining your life. You are a crapsalot. I am a dream. I will be back soon. RT  You are a dream...how long have you been missing?\n====================\nI am just fine with the way I am treated.\n====================\nSaw  last night and I was like yayyyy yayyyy yayyyyyy fuck\n====================\nI miss the good ol days. I miss you.\n====================\nI just ate an entire bag of these. I have no idea how I got so close to 20! I am a jaded eater. I need therapy.\n====================\nI like seeing you guys. I really do. I wish there was more room!\n====================\nI never said \"white people only\" or \"black people only\" or \"Asian people only\" or anything. I am an Asian boy. Do Asians have to be the same? Why must we be different? I am just a \"person of color\" and I am not on the show.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nhahahaahha\n====================\nlol i loved it\n====================\nOh my god. That is the story of my life now. RT  How do you deal with trolls?\n====================\nlol\n====================\nPod Save America is a ride or die kind of week. I love it and I don't know why I can't just say \"I'm a podcaster\"\n====================\noh my god. I can't believe it. It's my thing.\n====================\nYeah. It's a very upsetting tweet indeed.\n====================\nI'm not joking.\n====================\nI don't know how to do that.\n====================\nWhat if we do that and everyone does that?\n====================\nhow did you decide what you wanted to see?\n====================\nHearing that all the kids really like \"bad girls club\" makes me happy. Girls club to me is more of a gyno\n====================\nI can't defend myself. I am not a lawyer. ^^^^\n====================\nwelp\n====================\nI am so mad at you I am going to put you in a headlock and drag you to my apartment\n====================\nDon't forget my bday tomorrow!\n====================\nYes.\n====================\nI would like to be a part of the  celebration but I am too nervous/excited for that part of the night :(\n====================\nI had the best pizza in the world on a Monday night and I am still upset  doesn't get it. I had a great pizza and I am still mad at you\n====================\nI think I love you. I really do.\n====================\n#i might not be as sexy naked as i am in this\n====================\nI just laughed for 15 seconds out of shock. It was a joke. I am moron.\n====================\noh you are so right. we are not talking about the best day of my life. we are talking about the worst.\n====================\nWelp I lost my phone and the memory card. It was a great idea. I'll post the video!\n====================\nI don't like getting updates from my nintendo 360 because I get so excited when they come. I need it to be more timely\n====================\nhahahhahahahaha\n====================\nyou have to be a fucking genius\n====================\nHow do we know that is not a typo? I mean it's spelled correctly, it's not a typo. It's terrible.\n====================\nNO\n====================\nhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n====================\nYEAH\n====================\nCan't wait to say hi!\n====================\nI AM NOT!\n====================\nwhat i find so annoying is that people are demanding answers to everyday questions. i am annoyed. maybe it's because i am annoyed. i am annoyed.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nawwwwww. thank you!!\n====================\nI am pretty nit-picking here but \"gottabef\" is such a horrible word I don't even know what to do\n====================\nI just had the best nyc ramen ever. SAD NAKED NAKED NAKED\n====================\nMy sister and her dog. It's the most boring shit\n====================\nI really do not understand how to tweet from a personal account, you have such a narrow brain.\n====================\nI know it's not a real or easy thing, but the thought of just eating it makes me gag. Especially the rind.\n====================\nwell i am going to the airport and i smell a stinky mess and i am not kidding either\n====================\nI am at a show now! Will be here all weekend!\n====================\nI like your animal ones\n====================\nthis is why I never eat out of the fridge. I do not want to be bothered with the freakin thing anymore.\n====================\nthanks guys, you made me smile today 😩\n====================\nwhen is football again!!!!!!!!!!\n====================\nI'd like to cry but no. Because it is the least sexy thing on earth. There is never a good time to cry.\n====================\nThey were so cool on TV. RT : James Franco as Prince Harry, Dennis Rodman as President, and more!\n====================\nI'm just selling this and I apologize for selling you, sadface\n====================\nthat is a very big request for a small bathroom, I am sorry\n====================\nUhhhh my hommmmme is!!\n====================\nLOL\n====================\nmy dough is burning right now. i do not understand what is wrong with it but i am feeling very ill and am not willing to take any chances\n====================\nAt least I'm not in jail. I paid a lot for this, dammit!\n====================\nlol!\n====================\nI think the only reason it's so dark is because I am getting ready for my big day!\n====================\nI have a  for you\n====================\nI got really crazy drunk and am fairly certain I am incapable of not laughing. I move outta my spot and you are forced to block me and follow.\n====================\nI am going through all my photos and comments and am sorry if anybody was offended. I am just sad I didn't think of you beforehand!\n====================\nI don't know how to do this\n====================\nI can't get away with saying I hate her. I hate her. She is terrible. Idiot.\n====================\nSO SAD\n====================\nfor those asking for full recipes, I will be making a few items for the event. all vegan, some with bacon. stay tuned!\n====================\nI just watched \"this is America\" and I'm not high. I'm gonna go to jail\n====================\nI get it now. I had no idea. I wish you were so lucky!\n====================\nnot a bad day, really. Only after several days of extreme heat.\n====================\nI have no idea what I'm missing here but I am a super fan of \"missing in action\" movies. I am one of those people.\n====================\nlol sorry\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI disagree with this tweet. I disagree with the person.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nno. i'm not a doctor. i am a great cook and a terrible baker.\n====================\nMy mom probably just said \"I am too busy\" like she is the best mom ever. I am a bit of a talker, too\n====================\nI thought you sent me that from your blog. Where have you been, miss??\n====================\ni am not the only one!\n====================\nI just had the best hamachi in the world. It is now the happiest day of my life.\n====================\n#LipSyncBattle tonight! 10/9c on\n====================\nI'm sure you get my wishes and you just say you're too exhausted to change your mind.\n====================\nI'm watching on Hulu and I’m gonna kill myself for not checking my notifications. I’m so sad!!!\n====================\nFuck. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That.\n====================\nI think I'm gonna go for broke and get a iphone. Not for work, for fun. I want a iphone for my kids. I'll be a broken down, suic-faced wreck on the plane. I want my phone to be a symbol of power. not sadness.\n====================\nOh man. It's. Not. My favorite tweet ever. RT  you are so lazy you can't even tweet the address\n====================\nlol you are so weak\n====================\nI just didn't understand what you were saying. I'm a gf and I don't have to be a 4th of July flamer. I get it.\n====================\n#TBT\n====================\ni hate when people say things like \"how is that so hard, too easy?\" and i get jealous. that's the hardest part of anything. i never want it so badly.\n====================\nthank you!!\n====================\nI'm gonna get fancypants painting you\n====================\nI hope so. I’ve never been one for math. ❤️\n====================\nI am so sorry. I am really good at reading people. But I am not good at saying sorry.\n====================\nI don't know if I can. I am a very spoiled brat. I am spoiled. I am spoiled.\n====================\nI am on a legal high from no money in my bank account\n====================\nthank you!!\n====================\nyou really think I'm going to shit on john if I see him RT                         #PrayForPancetta #TBT    #enjoyment #ad\n====================\nwah i just looked at \"yes\" and now i hate you\n====================\nI agree. I get so mad when I don't get my birthday. I will put it off until my birthday though. I am a child.\n====================\nI get it you are a hot mess you are a mess\n====================\nstation wolff\n====================\nNow I am watching a movie I didn't pay for and my brain is dead. I feel like I'm on a website with ads and nothing to watch.\n====================\nI am not a superstitious person. I believe there is a god.\n====================\nmore like...o sa, more like...o sa!\n====================\nthe only problem is I don't have a hoverboard\n====================\nno I digiorno!\n====================\ni am gonna start looking for a new job\n====================\npeanut butter is my saviour\n====================\nI just had a \"no sex\" sign that I then had to break because it was in the mail. #snoopy\n====================\nit's the new take. I was just gonna use my right hand man. OH GOD.\n====================\nI saw you!\n====================\nVIGILANTE IS BACK!!   (thank you, !)\n====================\nI am not a doctor. I can't tell you which flight I took and who I talked to. I can't tell you where I went and who I talked to. I wish I could look up the flight I took and share it with you.\n====================\ni used to be so nice and sweet. i lost my cool sometimes. still an attractive idea. i think i'll try it.\n====================\none of our favorite things in the world is when people seriously think they are witty\n====================\nHella!\n====================\nthe only thing I do with the butter is rub it all out with butter then sprinkle it on top of the cake\n====================\nthis is all very insightful. But i really do think the bobodol has a much lower concentration of people that actually take it. it's incredible. haha\n====================\nYeah. Fuck. That. That was an ass. Thank you, ,\n====================\nthis is how i like to think of my followers. i am so in awe. you know. i am...so. bored.\n====================\nOh my god. I can't wait to see you guys! I'm on  now but will let you know as soon as I get home.  xoxoxoxo\n====================\nI have so many  I need to edit my bio\n====================\nWhoa. I am watching a show about a woman who bought a home in a ramshackle part of town and now her husband is no longer there?\n====================\nI can't talk about my day without mentioning that my mother died yesterday. Today is not the day.\n====================\nI am one of those people who will NOT eat at a restaurant that serves pizza in the wicker mannequin part of my man cave. I am a pizza crafter. This must be good!\n====================\nyou guys are very weird for liking this\n====================\nI cannot even predict how the world will end. I hate myself for caring so much.\n====================\nmy eyes just filled with tears RT   I love the sound you guys make me laugh\n====================\nLol you are..\n====================\nlol\n====================\nomg i am so impatient i am gonna rip your face off\n====================\nI really think we should have been friends. I am not kidding. He was sweet/nice to me\n====================\nI'll post the recipe but do you have the site's recipe cardstock?\n====================\njust I had that in my head for a while and it just got real. hahaha!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nThis is a true life conundrum. I get it. You are the genius. But I really need to learn how to make the marinade. Can you teach me?\n====================\nI have, indeed. I don't understand anything you're saying but thank you for making me laugh every time.\n====================\nMeanwhile, in the land of tivo, people are still mad at the channels for not giving them the channels they need. I am truly mad at the networks for not being able to give me the channels I want. This is my life now.\n====================\nyour right hand is mine I guess\n====================\ni need to see a number in the next 24 hours. so many people saying that same thing. so sad.\n====================\ni am so, so sorry to disappoint you, I am about to...\n====================\nwhat is your favorite place to eat in Seattle? I know I have my favorites.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nFruit tray\n====================\ngot a little house in the new me. we talk about the weather, our love of mac and cheese and my love of the show.\n====================\nI had a date at the brooklyn airport. I am a walkin walkin walker\n====================\nI have no idea what I'm doing in that photo.\n====================\nLOL and you're a pedo?\n====================\nI gave him my phone number and he called me to tell me it was for him. WHEN DID THEY DEDICATE IT TO THE WORLD?\n====================\nI like to pretend I am a lawyer and read court documents, then go on dates with  and talk about my cases with  like a court reporter. !!!\n====================\nI have a whole new twitter now. twitter time!\n====================\nI want to see you!\n====================\nI just made john watch \"morning Joe\" on the plane and it was the best thing he does all day! Do you want to marry me\n====================\nI'm not really a big fan of \"in a bottle\" because it is a euphemism for smoking weed out of a bottle. I just started and am learning. YES. BOTTLE GUM\n====================\nhonestly how do people act like they know you? you are a stranger.\n====================\nthis is all very good. I just wish I could have said hi :)\n====================\njust found myself wishing I had a twitter page. it makes me happy.\n====================\ngod i really have a lot of questions and this is all making me really sad.\n====================\nI am so sorry. I know that's not a good sound. I know that's not a good sound. I'm sorry. I have a very bad ear. I knew too. I was sorry.\n====================\nI get it. I'm thinking. I'm a horrible person. Excuse me, I am a terrible person.\n====================\nI am. OMG\n====================\nI am also a big fan of the 4:3 aspect ratio. It lends itself more easily to my liking. I love it. I love it. It's wonderful.\n====================\nI am the only one who thinks it's cute. It's really cute. I like it. I don't like seeing it get sad. I like it. I like it. :  i love u guys.\n====================\nI know because I am one of the people who posts about them.\n====================\nI am watching on HBO and for some reason I have to mute the channel\n====================\nLISTEN TO THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY'S QUESTIONS TODAY..ONCE IN THE LAST 15 MINS. I MUST KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. I'LL SPOIL YOU. THIS IS MY JOKE.\n====================\nwait did my dog do that?\n====================\nso I don't know how they do it, but the ice cream is thicker. not to be grossed out but thicker ice cream is gross. i've been doing it for 20 mins at a time. just gross. i keep it at a smaller scale. i guess. i am a general ice cream lover but a giant one. i love thick ice cream. and I'm talking maybe 2 ice cream sandwiches. i don't know how anyone does it so well. it's amazing.\n====================\nSome people are just really bad, and I am one of those people.\n====================\nI thought we were friends.\n====================\n❤️❤️❤️\n====================\nI can't do that.\n====================\nI have a daughter and I'm tired of being the one to say to the driver, \"I need to know if he is ok\". I need to know if he is ok.\n====================\nlol\n====================\noh my god. I was so happy\n====================\nahem. i have. no. followers. i am. just. a dude?? i think. i am. you? haha.\n====================\nhonestly why do people care so much about unregistered scooters? it's a shame they're so easy to mistake for legit taxis.\n====================\nGreat morning!\n====================\nI don't think you understand the importance of a job like this. You are a child. You should not be working. I am someone who has a job, you are a child. YOU SHOULD NOT WORK.\n====================\nOh my god. Passengers on the plane are shit. I have an open window and am about to watch the game but I can't turn it off. I'm a part of the team.\n====================\nI am so confused as to why I just did that\n====================\n❤️!\n====================\nwhat the fuck is wrong with you?!\n====================\nI like this. People with bad reputations for being mean sometimes just go for the jugular.\n====================\nI don't know how to do anything in the normal world that isn't explicated. I am a better person than this.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nwhat are you talking about?\n====================\nThank you, ! My smile was the most beautiful thing ever. I am truly so thankful for it.\n====================\nWe are working on this now!\n====================\nPEACH KETO CREAM NOTES\n====================\nStop. I don't care how good this is or how bad I am at it. You're shooting yourself in the foot. You should just not be in the same room as others who don't care. Oh you care, I care. You didn't care.\n====================\nwhat are you thinking about?\n====================\nhahahaah\n====================\nlol I know\n====================\nyeah. I will definitely be watching!\n====================\nYOU'RE SO HORRIBLE\n====================\nI don't know how to do fast food correctly when it's a burrito? I mean it's a burrito but it's a burrito and we're still talking about how to make it properly? I'm intrigued\n====================\njust met . he is the best.\n====================\nI love that you guys think I'm going to act like I'm a model. I work. I pay taxes. That's what we do. I pay taxes.\n====================\nHoly shit. That was not an 8 minute long video\n====================\nI have a lot of respect for the millions of people who watched the trial and I am very sorry if you were not allowed to see it. I am truly sorry if you were not allowed to see it. I know what you are going through and I am a parent myself. I understand it. I am so sorry if this makes you sad.\n====================\ni hate when people pretend they are soooo cool and act like they are soooo classy\n====================\nI just realized I missed you and now I have to go to your show and you will never be in my life\n====================\nI need a man's best friend. Like, really best friend.\n====================\nThe most important thing in my life right now is Mr right. I don't know what else I could do without.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>my phone died after it stopped working. no money. no phones. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money.\n====================\nyour dog is bored. why don't you just pretend that it's bored too?\n====================\nI am not kidding. It's in all of us.\n====================\nnot really. My cat liked the smell of the catfish. I did not say cats. I have 2 cats and 1 catfish\n====================\ni know you want to go to war but it's ok. you don't have to. i am not in a war.\n====================\nI love you too, baby.\n====================\nI definitely don't appreciate the fact you think it's funny to laugh at my first tweet about your racist, sexist ass.\n====================\nbasically google it to get to the bottom of it. That's my problem.\n====================\nThe only thing standing between me and my dreams of world domination are a tiny piece of white bread.\n====================\nI was just going to tell you guys that I tweeted that. I wanted to be like \"hey, you are all twitter followers with people! you know how twitter is, right? good luck!\" but then I realized how dumb you all are.\n====================\nI sure hope so!\n====================\nI have a yankee dog. I will get you a plate of yankee food if you're interested. I'm very curious, you know?\n====================\nI am going to find the best recipe for it and sell it but please feel free to cut and paste it for me!\n====================\nI'm watching the new home video of \"After the Wedding\" and I'm just as entertained as if I were the one who got it\n====================\nI'm one of those people who just can't stop talking about the chicken\n====================\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI love this recipe. I was all \"NO\"s about the garlic and butter and all the people who make it and I was like oh shit\n====================\nI'm the only one that doesn't know what a follower is. It's twitter. You follow people because they follow you.\n====================\nyou do??\n====================\nahhahahahha\n====================\nI'm tired. I need rest. #frequently\n====================\nyou do realize it's on a different device right?\n====================\nI will help you get to the door if you pay me. I am a generous lady. I wish all my friends and acquaintances could be as nice as you are. I wish I could be that nice.\n====================\nWhat is wrong with you people. You are all in this together. You are not \"just\" chatting with each other. It's sad.\n====================\n❤️\n====================\noh my god, you are too normal\n====================\nthe john legend bachelor party is officially happening.   (this is a recording) (this is how it works)\n====================\nyou are so right. I can't help but think that if I was a bit of a cheater myself (ok, here's the definition of a cheater) I would be quite the cheater. cheater on one hand, really,\n====================\nI am a big fan of your style and I hope you continue to be a good example to others.\n====================\nI will be casting soon. Not for a casting?\n====================\nIt's my favorite part of the airplane if you are allowed to say that\n====================\nJust some background on the power of a good rant.\n====================\nhaha i am a stupid mornin!\n====================\nwait it's not a gay slur? Why is it so common and not, you ask?\n====================\nwait. that's not what I just said. I said I am ALLlll the way to bahamas. I am from bahamas.\n====================\nI am so sorry to disappoint you all, but I have no interest in being a baby.\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nno. i follow you. just in case you've been following me for some of the time. haha\n====================\nIT IS HAPPENING TODAY, JIMMY!\n====================\nthis is a really great tweet\n====================\nlol I just looked at the  of it. I am a megalomaniac. I will wear it to all your  party needs\n====================\nwelcome to the family, latino band!\n====================\nI read your message and I'm not sure if I like you.\n====================\nwhat, but i will never talk about it? i'll never know? i'll never know?\n====================\nI mean it's not a nasty thing. But my phone just randomly started binging what I thought was a video of someone being creepy and i don't know who it was but it stopped and I'm mad at the company\n====================\nI'm a cryptic type of gal. RT \n\n====================\nafrica\n====================\nLandedddd in Chicago! Best city in the world for live music. Where else would the people be?!\n====================\nI'm just gonna do the super easy version and leave you with the super hard ones!\n====================\nso many people forget it's a class and they are just looking for a teacher\n====================\nit's ok. i am a newt and love pringles. that is definitely the craziest thing i have ever done to pringles. i am a newt and love pringles.\n====================\n💕\n====================\nwell fuck. I have been working on getting this book here for weeks now. the recipe is coming along nicely. i am so happy.\n====================\nI'm NOT kidding. It's really good. But I am going to make fun of you in the new year because I am a year old\n====================\nmy body hates this shit. i. hate. this. i am. crying.\n====================\namazing!! Thank you!\n====================\ntheres a business reason why they don't want you to post their ads on your page, you wanko?\n====================\nI am so excited for this event. I will be posting all of the meatballs then you all will have to make them for me!\n====================\nRise and grind rise and grind lady's day all day oh I love it\n====================\nOh shit. I am done here. Thank you, Cravings. Thank you.\n====================\nI could not find a better crowd. I believe this is the only thing better than a live, televised game.\n====================\ni just re-watched \"my first kiss\" and boy did i love it. my brain is soggy as a motherfucker I love you so much\n====================\nI WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU\n====================\nI love my life.\n====================\nme too me too\n====================\nOh my god. I was just thinking about you, baby.\n====================\nI am not a fan of people crying during commercials so should I stay out of this one?\n====================\nOmg. It's okay. I get it. It hurts a little bit. It's why I fart so much\n====================\nI really need to know if we are still in the internet\n====================\nthey're in a hut, eating a biscuit and drinking a soda. and I love that.\n====================\nI love that person. ❤️\n====================\nawesome!\n====================\nLandeddddddd hopefully there is still time for a couple drinks. Thank you!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nthese must be some incredibly weird people. they must be completely insane.\n====================\nI am so so sorry, I know you feel so bad for her and for us. We are family. I am so sorry.\n====================\nno. i am not a criminal. i am a child of the stars.\n====================\nwhat is wrong with you? make me laugh every time you tweet.\n====================\nI am obsessed with you\n====================\nyou are so right. it wasnt him. he is not me.\n====================\nThere is no birds on this plane. Because there is no birds on this plane.\n====================\nI like it when you are so mad at someone for something that you did not do. I like you when you are mad at someone for something you did not do.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI am in!\n====================\nGoodbye, pippa! Happy birthday  to one of my favorite  characters, !\n====================\nthat is a really big number, dude. I am serious about this tweet.\n====================\njust saw  in an ad for my haircut. what the fuck, you crazy bastards?\n====================\nlove! so sweet.\n====================\nI can't believe I said \"honey boo\" and I was so nervous for something so silly! I did it for hours\n====================\nI did. So I'm not that dumb.\n====================\nI'm not a fan but I like it. RT  and I love that you think I'm joking about eating-a-burrito\n====================\noh my! ❤️💩🎂\n====================\nGuys. I know you and I love our friendship. I will always be here for you even if it means losing me.\n====================\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBBY!!!\n====================\nI am talking about the cupcakes on the right.   (It's a joke, I know)\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣�\n====================\nI seriously do not understand any of this. I am so confused. I am so angry. should I tweet?\n====================\nI am so confused. Is this a shirt or a hat? I don't wear hats\n====================\nI'm not kidding. It's a new thing. I have a photo of it but it's a photoshop job and I don't do ads. I hate it. I need it back. or it just doesn't exist anymore?\n====================\ngoing to dinner tonight! is u there?? I am coming to dinner tonight!\n====================\nI am an asshat first and foremost. Which means I will be the first to say I am a bit of a slut.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI am eating my way through season 3 finale of #RHOMelbourne!\n====================\nI should be shocked. You do that and I will literally do that. I will literally do that.\n====================\nYES\n====================\nThe most perfect thing in the world is my iphone. But the best thing is the fact that I don't need a charger. For the first time in my life, I don't need a charger.\n====================\nI know, guys. I am totally going through my clothes. I am a fashion fiend!\n====================\nI know I am just happy you guys love!\n====================\nlol!\n====================\nMATT I KNOW YOU LIKE ME I CANT SEE YOU I LOVE YOU\n====================\nYum!!\n====================\nAH!! Hi me and my dog from my show here!\n====================\nmaking an easy, healthy snapper with simple flour tortillas! (so easy I could just eat the flour) this is exactly that. i love easy things.\n====================\nBad news: you have no abs.\n====================\n#whydidntgetthis #whydidntgetthis RT  you dont know what I'm talking about, you are completely uninformed about me and my family. I love you\n====================\nwe are the luckiest girls on earth.\n====================\ngasp\n====================\nI love you\n====================\nI have been watching this game for 12 hours straight. I love it. I love it.\n====================\nwhen u have to choose between a meal and a show, u really can't do it ALL. im sorry\n====================\nI'm in love with my brother\n====================\nI've met so many amazing people in my short life. It's amazing.\n====================\nhow long is your winter\n====================\nthai noodles!\n====================\nwell i did not tell you i am not a gorehouse. i asked for a friend. so there you go! :)\n====================\noh my god. i am so sorry. i was so nervous! i love you so much.\n====================\nPeople are weird. Seriously. We are weird. I am weird.\n====================\nit's the one with the poop in the middle, ya stupid bitch.\n====================\nGetting ready for #SunsOutCinema recital with #EricLovato #Sagan\n====================\nDUDE. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE FAMILY. IT DIDN'T JUST GO ON THE AIR! HATERS AND BEWBES!\n====================\nSebastian maniscalo is one of the best actors of our generation. I. Love. Him.\n====================\nit's ok. it's okay. yes. i get it. i am a great girl.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI am very patient\n====================\nlmao\n====================\nI would like to live tweet it. I have great friends who I would live tweet the crime. I love them.\n====================\nI really did not know it was going to be that long. I was just preparing for the worst case scenario. Someone was going to die. I am very lucky to be one of the few people on the planet that can say i was the one to get to see it happen. I am so sad.\n====================\nI hate the interview because I was flailing about in my chair and the guy just said I look like a \"dumb bitch\". Lmao\n====================\nI'm feeling a bit queasy so I'm gonna pretend it's just the chow.\n====================\nhahahaha\n====================\nI don't know what I did wrong but I'm sorry I am so upset all the time\n====================\nI'm not an animal lover. I am an animal lover. I love animals. but man I am so misinformed on this thing. from what I understand, they are all herbivores. I would be mad if I was one of those herbivores.\n====================\nI am so sad I was a witness to this moment of rage. I so wanted to be a nyc cop. I am so sad.\n====================\nwhoa!!!! thank you!\n====================\nhe is such a fucking weirdo. i hope he has a nice life.\n====================\nmy momofuku doesn't have a background of tofu. i want their tofu background. i want their tofu background.\n====================\nI don't know how anyone could be so hateful towards you, you type-o, but I'm gonna. Because people with type 1 can't help but hate you.\n====================\nI like it when people confirm that they are watching the horse\n====================\nI definitely want to get a refund for that one. I did not know I was allowed to ask for one.\n====================\nIt’ll be okay!! It’ll take a little doing. But you’ll be fine!\n====================\nI will now go ahead and pretend I didn't say anything and that isn't the case.\n====================\nI’m sorry, I’ve been having a rough day. I’ve been down, like, 8 hours. I’ve been on meds for 12 hours. I’ve been up, like, 9 days. I’ve been in a coma for 12 weeks now\n====================\nif you only knew the joy that is my life. I never get sad. it hurts sometimes, but it also gives me energy to accomplish things.\n====================\nI just saw a commercial for Xanax on TV and I was like uhhh that shit is just horrible I need to hurt people instead of just taking\n====================\nhahahahahaha\n====================\nWATER NOMELON!!! THANK YOU!!\n====================\nI......I thought I was joking.\n====================\nTHAT IS WHAT I DO\n====================\nI want to tweet like i'm famous or something. I'm young and stupid and I want people to see me walk in fashion shows or something.\n====================\nI...I am the one that did all of this for you. I am the one that created the account and the photos and the videos and the websites. I am the one that created the account.\n====================\nWhy don't you stop following the fakers and follow the liars? I already have 100 followers from you and I hate you.\n====================\ntouche!\n====================\njust found out my grandma is really great at math.\n====================\nI'm in new york!\n====================\nyou're a fucking idiot. I didn't say I was going to. I said I have a great life. what the fuck do you think you're going to get out of this.\n====================\nhonestly I do not understand the layout of my timeline. I can't find the tweet I followed to the article. I don't get it.\n====================\nREALLY BIE\n====================\nlol\n====================\na lot of people think i am a normal human. i am a super human super freakah\n====================\nWonderful. RT  he is immortal, I swear. I said I would find someone to marry.\n====================\nstill crazy to see it in the HOF but glad someone cares!\n====================\n❤️❤️❤️\n====================\nThis new thing where you have to register for something and then you have to show your fucking ID to get in the door and get on with your day\n====================\ntake the survey\n====================\nI am going to start following the assholes who post the most offensive, ass-sucking comments to their accounts.\n====================\nno. a lot of people think it's sweet to tell someone they are rude, but we are all rude in different ways. i am just talking about you. you are not the kind of rude person who likes to speak. i hate you.\n====================\nI want my tips on how to make the best chicken soup online\n====================\nI want to see!\n====================\nI have a lot to do today so I'm gonna do them all, you guys. Not everyone's a day!\n====================\nhappy 4th birthday!\n====================\nShit. I just realized how much I hate this lightbulbs. I really should not have to turn this off.\n====================\nmy head is hurting\n====================\nI love you guys\n====================\nwhat the hell is wrong with you people\n====================\nYou can't just eat it. It's a condiment. You can't just put it on cheese. It's disgusting.\n====================\nwhy? I am a child.\n====================\nLol you are a fucking idiot\n====================\noh my god.  is my hero.\n====================\nI seriously have no idea what this means. I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend I am the only one with a couple days of training who understands it.\n====================\nI got a little caught up in the good vibes and now I am being sad all day\n====================\nyou are not the first person to notice my addiction to you. I have an addiction to you. I love you.\n====================\nthe smell. the smell. the smell.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI just told my gf I don't know what she said and she said \"well she's just a girl\"\n====================\nI'm not joking.\n====================\nyeah. it is. and it's not the same. i changed it up, too. haha.\n====================\nThe entire article is one long rant. Maybe I'm a sensitive, sensitive person but I really can't take the comments anymore. Not now.\n====================\nI've been reading the  and an email from\n====================\nlol\n====================\nhahahahahahahah\n====================\nI am officially a stan.   I am so happy.\n====================\n\n====================\ni am a restaurant kind of gal\n====================\ni was the one who said \"that's not a joke\" to  and I'm sure he is fine with it.\n====================\nthe best part is I didn't know I was doing it til after I posted it. Thanks, chrissy!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nDo you ever put a fish in a car and hope they don't steal it?\n====================\nOkay. Time to go back to real life.\n====================\nI miss my sweet, sweet baby.\n====================\nI'm gonna go ahead and play devil's advocate here and pretend you all are the undead and that's how you die\n====================\n#adoptdontgetaround\n====================\nDistracted driving is the worst thing to happen to me and my family. And yet, I am so content with being in my own bed and being an alert sleeper who loves to tweet and talk about my day.\n====================\nMarked for death #lmao #notmybody #deadlyfeeling #inappropriate\n====================\ni'm there\n====================\nthis is the shit I want. i want a post-show\n====================\nBeing a part of the  #SUNDAY AFTERNOON will be delightful tonight!  VS  on  at 10/9c!!!!\n====================\nI love that I really am the potbelly\n====================\nI did it in my sleep. I am a pudgy girl\n====================\nI hope so!!\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nthank you!! :)\n====================\nI'll never forget the first time I heard this! I was so confused as to how someone could possibly play such a dangerous game\n====================\nYEAH\n====================\nyeah it's not my butt\n====================\ndammit I'm drunk\n====================\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY BIZNATCH!!!\n====================\nlol\n====================\naw. thank you!\n====================\nWhat is it?\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI just did this and it was awesome. Thank you for all the help!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI love you, my love\n====================\nWhen you are mad at someone for doing something stupid and you are mad at them for doing it, you are just as mad at them for doing it as they did. This is a huge difference. What are you mad at? You are mad at them for doing something stupid. Why did they do it?\n====================\nAHHHHHHH. I have made so many bad decisions in my life that I *would* not* be able to understand how someone can walk in a restaurant and order food. I would not be able to care. I would not be able to love. I would not be able to love the way I do. I feel like I am slowly breaking down and crying as I type. I am sad.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI know! I made it for my kid!\n====================\nHA! I said \"she\" and she said \"she is my wife\" Hahhaahha\n====================\nThe t-shirt people are hard. I'd rather have the $20.\n====================\nI have a lot of respect for Alex Wagner but he looks like a hot mess.\n====================\nI am Liz Lemon\n====================\nI am sorry I was not able to remember to change that song. It's on repeat. That's my first off of love\n====================\nis way too much. I need a life.\n====================\nI have a lot of respect for those who make that decision. I don't want to be that person. But now that I am one, I want to be a part of it. I just don't want to do it.\n====================\ni just watched the commercials for jeffrey lucas underwear. i love them.\n====================\nWhat is wrong with you?\n====================\nawesome!!\n====================\nI love you so much and I miss you but I'm here on vacation. Happy 4th birthday to my love and best friend!!\n====================\nI'm in. If anyone wants to go to tarantula park, I'll be there!\n====================\nOmg we can't believe this photo is >100% real. #fablifeshow\n====================\nI love the new  website. I love the new  website. I will be back soon!\n====================\nI've been out for 4 days straight. At least 5 days a week.\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI love when you troll and you make people happy. It is SO good of you.\n====================\ngoogling \"sweet tea party\"\n====================\nI like the shit out of a baby\n====================\nlol\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nyou have my heart.\n====================\nthat is my favorite thing to say. i am not joking.\n====================\ngod i love this but i'm not a fan. i wish i could give you more of a reason to hate me.\n====================\nI'm having a party with my nintendo 3DS and I need your help\n====================\nI just bought a really expensive ballpoint pen and I'm not quite sure if I want my kid to have one.\n====================\ni just realized i can't tell the difference between a vegan and a hippy. i follow so many vegans, hippies, and other non-vegans it makes me sad.\n====================\nWe have stopped being friends and are now enemies. I hate her. I hate her.\n====================\nI have finally decided to start following the twitter accounts of people who post pictures of their dog\n====================\nI am sorry, I can't help but think that this is all very inappropriate\n====================\ncan't wait to be the only person to receive a book with a full kitchen and not be able to take a shower for fear of being \"abrasive\"\n====================\npeople really think i'm this dumb, they think im just a really nice person\n====================\ni got this. i did not ask for it. i am not some sort of genius genius. i just love reading about crazy shit.\n====================\nI didn't know that. My dog died. I am SO PUMPED as I am now on top of the world. I just realized the past few days.\n====================\nwhat is wrong with you people? re-watching \"my life\" and you have this weird, bad, bad taste in movies? somehow, you cannot ever, ever hate something as sweet and tender as a mother tongue?\n====================\nit's not my absolute best work, i'm just incredibly bored. anyone wanna swing by i'd love to see you!\n====================\nI can't wait. ❤️❤️❤️\n====================\nI didn't know that. I am a red lobster scallop and I am not gonna complain.\n====================\noh dear. i cannot get it to load. i am very impatient and very sleepy. this is why i am not a good mother. i am impatient.\n====================\nI don't get the difference between a jimmy dean and a jon banister. I am not a hater, I am a hater.\n====================\nI have no idea what it is but I'm gonna pretend I'm in on this somehow dammit\n====================\nhonestly most of you are so stupid that it's amazing.\n====================\n*no* noooo\n====================\nI honestly don't think I've ever been a \"celeb liar\". I think I've never been a dumb person. I just read your story and I am speechless. I am so angry.\n====================\nI laughed out loud. I am so sad now. I was so proud to get to be on the show and do a scene with the stars and it was so fun I didn't even think about the fact I missed it all night.\n====================\nOh my god. RT  Goodbye, sweet angel.\n====================\noh I have been waiting for that!!\n====================\nTouche. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. RT   I like what I read. I think you are a weirdo, but you are reading a couple things\n====================\nwe are not at the airport.\n====================\nDAMMIT I DIDNT SEE YOU I'M VERY RARE FOR YOU TO SEE\n====================\nI don't even know if I can even call this a \"red eye\" anymore\n====================\nAw mannn easy money\n====================\nI can't believe I just said \"all of us\" to a random man in the middle of the night. I mean seriously, I am so non-committal\n====================\nI'm going to. I'd like to see it. I'm very curious.\n====================\nI love you too, little sister\n====================\nWatching an awful lot of \"I Love Lucy\" lately. First off, Lucy is gross and janky and this is my new life now\n====================\nI’m gonna take this one exactly one step further and pretend I knew what was going on at the club.\n====================\nI have 1,000 stars. 1,000 stars.\n====================\nI'm sure they will.\n====================\nthe haters do exist. i am one of them.\n====================\nJust posted a photo\n====================\nI think I have a tummy joke that will be on my next \"how to be a girl\" tweet. And it will be my worst Twitter moment ever. I will cry.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>bald? bald? bald? YOU ARE YOU NOT THE BALD LADY BALD NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA\n====================\nI just asked my friend for an autograph. He said he has no photos of me and no name\n====================\nStop. I. Am. Not. talking about the first. I didn't know that! I don't even remember the last time we talked.\n====================\nthe best part about a child's birthday party is that you're the one that bought them\n====================\nI will be watching the vma's and vice versa I guess\n====================\nliterally every word of this makes me laugh. Thank you for being so kind. I'm sure you have a great life.\n====================\nAHHHH\n====================\nI'm just as guilty as you are of trying to be funny\n====================\nIt's not a bug. It's your face. You are the bug. You are the bug. You are the bug. You are the bug. It's a terrible, horrible thing to see but it's a lot less scary and gross when you are the bug.\n====================\nyes! I am in the car if you need to talk!\n====================\ni have been saying the same thing i have been doing for the past 5 hours.  whoa. i will pay the price if necessary.\n====================\nI dunno how to do it on mobile. I have a phone but it's a laptop. I'm not a matchmaker. Nobody is a matchmaker. I am. I am.\n====================\nI must. I need to. I think I have a crush.\n====================\nyou can save yourself. you were a pampered child. oh be nice.\n====================\nI do not have the patience for this shit. Not right now.\n====================\nhow much money would you have to spend to have a hot dog on the plane\n====================\nthe jokes were great and I love you. I am just sad you are in a different location\n====================\nbaked hamachi noodles with spicy mayo. once upon a time I was mad. finally, a happy memory.\n====================\nI am not in the best mood\n====================\nI say \"NO\" to these questions every day. I am a moron.\n====================\nI just started a new hobby I am not yet familiar with. My mom is a model so who am I kidding here? I am curious. What are you curious about?\n====================\nso! i am old and white and my mom is Asian and my dad is a gorilla. i think this makes me feel a little more...classy.\n====================\noh my god. good call.\n====================\ni'm watching \"the fight\" on the plane. it's 5am and we are all up and ready for bed. i am gonna pretend i am watching a fight in my terror-stricken mind. i know. i am.\n====================\nI just watched \"Rosewater\" and it's not just me. I am speaking for millions of other women.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nThe thing is, I don't watch sports I watch tv shows. I am the only one who doesn't have cable. But I watch a ton and I love it. So it's not that big of a deal. The amount of people who don't get it is insane.\n====================\nI have an open window on my side with no curtains and my phone is in the middle of the night including the night I open it. It is impossible for me to open it. I am too afraid. Thank you, !\n====================\nLOL\n====================\nyou are right\n====================\nlol\n====================\nIt was nice meeting you!!\n====================\nI have a playlist of songs I haven't listened to in years and I love them. So much.\n====================\naw I love!\n====================\nhahahahahahahhahahahaha\n====================\nI haven't seen so many people trying to get me to like their backyard BBQ sauce that not many people are making it for themselves\n====================\nmake sure to watch  vs  on  tonight at 10/9c! super fighty, super duper fighty!!!\n====================\noh my fucking god. he was so nice and sweet and sweet and funny and sweet and i love himeeee\n====================\nLol I will be watching it. RT : The woman who fell in love with  is sharing her journey with us.   #unfollowed\n====================\nah great you are just getting started oh you are all startin now\n====================\nWhen you are anorexic and you eat all the ice cream so you have ice cream bars? #tbt\n====================\nno, i do not have a job. i am a very happy cam girl. but i am a happy cam girl nonetheless.\n====================\nI miss you, baby.\n====================\nI have decided that if I want a steak, I better start going to the steakhouse tomorrow. Good luck!\n====================\nI lost it\n====================\nI always do but I don't have a Twitter account. I read your tweets, you know. I am there.\n====================\nI'm not racist because I love black people. I love black people because they are the only thing keeping me sane. I'm no longer mad at you, you racist assholes.\n====================\nI am so sorry you feel this way. I am sorry. I know I'm upset.\n====================\nlol!\n====================\nI say whatever the fuck I want, however the fuck I want it. I'm not some god-given human right.\n====================\nJust watched the last homeland sesh. REALLY freaking love this show. Season 9 is the best work ever. Smells great\n====================\nAnyhow, I'm in and I'm pretty excited. I don't know if I can move so I'm gonna sit and stare or if I'll move and I'll be like \"I'm ready for this\"\n====================\nawesome!! I love u guys!\n====================\nso many people asking me how to do this and I really cannot find a good post. I am so confused.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI do not understand the layout at all. I am a mouse. I cannot click and drag. I cannot move. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I just can't. I am not a mouse. I am rigid and terrible. I am so bad. There is nothing I can do. I'm a mouse. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I just can't. I am bad. I wish I could be bad. I wish so badly I could be bad.\n====================\nNot feeling very well. So much heat. I am going to need my dressing room hot off the press. It's a job.\n====================\nI had to look up \"calm down\" in my search history. I'm a very introverted person.\n====================\nI have to be there. I'm the only one who can see lol\n====================\n#reverso #lipsyncbattle\n====================\ngood luck guys\n====================\nI am not a super fan. I am a nerd. I don't speak Super Nintendo. I am nerd.\n====================\nThat was a joke but you guys are really pushing me here. I am really doing this for the people.\n====================\nI don't even know what to say except \"I'm sorry for your loss\" and \"I love you\" at the same time.\n====================\nOh my god. I could not do the whole thing on the plane. I had to have a propane stove and a lunch box. I am a very, very slow p.s. I am a very slow person.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI don't know if I have a love for the cuteness. I will never be as happy as they are both\n====================\nHey!\n====================\nI'm sitting on a folding chair but I'm telling you, it's worth it.\n====================\nI don't understand how to order it online\n====================\nI am so sorry for making you visit this site. It's all I can do now. Life will be a little easier. Much of it!\n====================\nwhoa. you. are. amazing. thank you!!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nHe is my hero\n====================\nI have a lot of respect for all of you for taking down the largest spambot on the planet. I respect you. But I am sad you all do not feel the immense joy you felt at the end.\n====================\nI'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed that I did not know better.  I would have told you to follow me if you wanted to.\n====================\nthank you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️\n====================\nHappy birthday to one of my best friends and the very first \"friend\" from my long-running blog,  !  xoxoxoxo\n====================\nI have a lot to do today. I will be in miami!\n====================\nI can't stop laughing. I can't stop. I can't stop.\n====================\nI need the book. I need all the books. There is only one place in the world I need it. I need it. I don't want it everywhere.\n====================\nIf u are in nyc I am not here in the morning. I am in nyc I am good here in the afternoon.\n====================\nis this the first time i have seen this?\n====================\nI did just say that in a joking manner. I am not serious. I have been doing some comedy shows and not always well. I REALLY need to learn the difference between audience and comedian. I really need to.\n====================\nthis is a very kind thing to say. Thank you!\n====================\nyou sound like a great dude, rachel\n====================\nwe can't have a great social media team. we are too dangerous, too sexy, too quick to be accused of anything. That, is a shame.\n====================\nnot my dog\n====================\nhahahahaha\n====================\nthe lack of a shirt grabber on my flight means I must grab my shirt with both hands and hope it won't flip up. Best way to carry my heavy bag!\n====================\nlol\n====================\nTrying to locate the best nyc ramen noodles. I've tried everything. Nothing. So I googled it. V. F. O. L. A.\n====================\nthe only thing missing is the bread.\n====================\nyes, very much.\n====================\nwhy do I need a sponsorship from you? it's not that kind of sponsorship.\n====================\nI have no life why should I have to say this dr. shirley\n====================\nI don't understand the math here. I thought you had to be 14 and live in the city?\n====================\nPizza is hot, I love it. W\n====================\nps is it?\n====================\nI am so...so happy this is happening. I am so happy!\n====================\nsooo this is a wrap. i was just thinking about you.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI can't get past the fact that I have a tiny black penis and that is what is so special about it?\n====================\ni did not mean to sound like i was at the airport and was just pissed off at my ineptitude\n====================\nlol\n====================\nI don't know how to do one of those without ripping my face off. And I hate myself for it\n====================\nI think I have a new show! taping soon!\n====================\nI would appreciate it if you were a teen mom\n====================\nWell done!\n====================\nI am not mad at you. I am happy you're not feeling as bad about your situation as I am.\n====================\nThis is a real story of one of the most amazing friends that I have ever had. I am a terrible joke writer.\n====================\nI'm just gonna use your chicken\n====================\nI know! I like to do things myself. But don't you have a lot of daycare?\n====================\ni like how i can't sit down to watch tv without it reminding me that i have a brand new figure skater doll on my lap\n====================\ni started my own twitter account NOT because i am bored, bored is a great excuse for your twitter account to be inactive. i want you to be a little more aware of the things you talk about.\n====================\nhahahahahahahah\n====================\nI am a hater. RT  Just learned you're pregnant.  heh heh heh\n====================\nThat is such a random way to say something, Aussie. RT  Sydney, you are perfect. You are perfect.\n====================\nI literally just went to cupcakes & stuffed pepperoni pizza place in new york and ordered stuffed pepperoni pizza. I was there for 2 hours and still had no cupcakes. So I am still eating the pepperoni pizza in that time.\n====================\nI just saw a can of canola and thought I was gonna fry it and then it was actually in a bag with canola and I was like well I wonder if this is sold in the grocery store\n====================\nI'm not kidding.\n====================\nlol the answer was a lot of pain.\n====================\nI just saw a man passing out drunk on the street and I got really weirded out. Didn't see anything. Well, I DID see some things but there was no john\n====================\nit's not my birthday it's your birthday\n====================\nI just posted a photo\n====================\nI feel like my first instinct when they say \"no we can't use the dress\" is to run into the nearest store and start crying. I feel so stupid\n====================\nI am actually a bit of an idiot. I just bought a fancy online photo editor to take down my stupid photo editor app because of a photoshoot I had. The photo editor is amazing and he is very smart. I will use it for my shoots now. It is wonderful. Thank you!\n====================\nI have to be very careful what I wish for. I will never not be upset when you spoil it for me.\n====================\nHands down the sweetest, gentlest I've ever seen a man.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nwelcome to my family!\n====================\nYou must be the worst. You must be chased by the worst. I hate you.\n====================\nI am so sorry :(\n====================\nI've been watching  for a while now. This video is not at all like any other video I've ever seen. It's crazy. And I am crazy. I am so insanely in love with her.\n====================\n"
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If found, it will activate landing thrusters to bring rocket down....\n====================\nYes, this will also work with older cars that have received service (next month, early next year)\n====================\nyes, that has been the goal from the beginning\n====================\nAbout the Model S environmental impact ...\n====================\nModel S starts at $50k after federal rebate. Look for July delivery with regular hardware costs + shipping.\n====================\nWhat's more magical than cowboys herding cats? Livin' the dream...\n====================\n<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>No, it was not intentional. I just think the logo is badass<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>It is. It was inspired by the original Futurama logo<|startoftext|>That has been updated to reflect the recent change in ownership. 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Pending final section inspection by end of year.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all 8 tanks replaced. 8th and 8th fill replaced as a precautionary measure.\n====================\nHoly cow, that's amazing\n====================\nSpaceX has Boeing, Lockheed, Europe (Ariane) and Russia (Proton/Soyuz) near checkmate in rocket technology. End game is all about China.\n====================\n“: The day is young. The year is not yet 22.”\n====================\nSonic boom warning. This won't just be a blip, it will be the trigger for a full-scale artificial gravity well. Or is it just me?\n====================\nCan't even believe it's been 100 years since we went public.\n====================\nTesla P85D drag racing video\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>Love Just Water by Stephen King<|startoftext|>Starships on Mars<|startoftext|>Starship on the moon<|startoftext|>His name is Eric, of course<|startoftext|>And he kept coming back<|startoftext|>Sooner or later, we will all need a passport <|startoftext|>My job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is about to get a lot more challenging<|startoftext|>That's a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Also, I stole the idea from Spaceballs<|startoftext|>Thanks Warren<|startoftext|>Also, I stole the idea from Spaceballs<|startoftext|>Thinking about doing a cover of My Little Buttercup from The Three Amigos. It's so darn Texas.<|startoftext|\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤🖤 🜰🜰🜰 🜰🜰🜰 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🜰🜰🜰 🚰🚰🚰 🜰🜰🜰\n====================\nNext month: the Model X world premiere and public reveal, then the Gigafactory full reverse in about two weeks.\n====================\nTesla announcement at noon today. I'm excited to discuss new opportunities for electric vehicles with  and the broader community.\n====================\nTurns out David Bowie died aged 69. Must've been a stroke...\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: The foundation is nearly complete at the  Texas launch pad .”<|startoftext|>“: Here is the latest SpaceX travel ad for  .<|startoftext|>“: Here is the latest SpaceX travel ad for China<|startoftext|>“:  Has anyone looked at Falcon Heavy? 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You rock!!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Thruster pods aero-style<|startoftext|>Rocket manual reentry, heat shield deployment, then splashdown<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>Splashdown successful<|startoftext|>Pods deploy shields pre-emptively for unknown reason<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>Shields pre-emptively triggered by ATC<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>A landing is highly unlikely, given the severe weather in Texas<|startoftext|>But what are the chances that it isn't related to the landing?<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy goes vertical<|startoftext|>Thank\n====================\nyes, that has been the goal from the beginning\n====================\nFalcon Heavy sends a car to Mars\n====================\n🖤🚀\n====================\n“: “The First Production Model S Will Be A Block 50,000 Unit Breakaway Propulsion System ”\n====================\nNext version of the Tesla Owner Activation System will activate wide variety of features, including remote starting, remote parking, lane keep assist & more. New version will be continually improved.\n====================\nAt the risk of losing more customers, Tesla is increasing the training of some of the Tesla service teams. Look for that to be rolling out gradually over time.\n====================\nSaw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with sadistic pleasure. Like eating crow.\n====================\n“if you like your Tesla longer than 30 days, do it!”\n====================\n“: The last two SpaceX invitational wins have put a dent in the competition. One of these days, we will bounce back and take on the competition from outer space!”\n====================\nBut wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain\n\n<|startoftext|>If you like what you see, buy the flamethrower. If you hate what you see, buy the flamethrower.\n\n<|startoftext|>If you like the flamethrower, you should buy the flamethrower. Because it comes with a free blockchain\n\n<|startoftext|>If you hate what you see, buy the flamethrower.\n====================\nGood idea!\n====================\nBought some wood and built a little treehouse with my boys. Few more beautiful ways to spend an afternoon.\n====================\nSpaceX news conference held yesterday at  . Announcement of new interplanetary transport system in 2 mins. #PlutoPics\n====================\nMax thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for Hyperloop. If that proves too much, we will increase the spacing of pods.\n====================\n*Can't emphasize enough how much we appreciate all of the customers, investors & employees that have supported Tesla for this long. Thank you.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch from Apollo 11 pad. It will attempt to land double talon rocket. It will do double talon wing-flaps, then triple talon wing-flaps.\n====================\n🎣\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\n🎶 Strangers in the Night\n====================\nDoes anyone else feel like they are being watched?\n====================\nHey guys, look what I found on my computer:\n====================\nA123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really).\n====================\nModel 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.\n====================\nyes\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nJust the cover for the  upcoming sci fi novel by Jim [Full disclosure: Jim is a big fan of mine]. It's so beautiful\n====================\nAnd I own a chibi Wolverine lol\n====================\nNice comment about the Einhorn story. That was a great performance by his unit!\n====================\nFirst production cars are due in 2019 | Photo: JHK\n<|startoftext|>Thread title is short & sweet :)\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nIf you are not careful, you could end up with a Tesla Model 3 or 4 charging in your garage while you are on the road. That's a lot of risk.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🗥<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to\n====================\nTesla product announcement at noon California time today\n====================\nLooks like the Model X pickup truck will use both the front & rear drive motors for self-parking\n====================\nJust received #FalconHeavy from NASA. It's a hell of a lot of fun!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy with forward fins & boost stage\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the way to Space Station\n====================\nTesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote & others and streams over 3G (will do same for all)\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTest flight of Grasshopper rocket engine, using the electric superhydraulcer, superheats and thrust in tow\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & 2 astronauts\n====================\n💨‍♂️\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  http://bit.ly/1I6bfVu   via\n====================\nTesla fins first contacted air (not water) prior to landing, so fairing decelerated prior to impact. Landing was good, but fins contact was not. Clean up will require reflight, which is expensive & unlikely to be successful.\n====================\n“\n\nSecond flight of Falcon Heavy, using the very same first stage engine that went boom”\n====================\nThruster pods hydraulically actuated with hydraulic fluid to move from closed position to open position\n====================\nThis is not the full Gigafactory, it is just the start of operation\n====================\nGetting more people to vote for me is the only way to convince them otherwise\n====================\n“: There’s a bevy of scientific papers on climate change that’re worth reading. Most of them agree on one thing: We’re going to need to do something about the climate crisis.”\n====================\nFalcon Rising\n====================\nMax velocity: 280 km/h\nFalcon Heavy has all systems green for launch at 11pm EST on target this Friday\n====================\nFalcon lands on droneship, but the lockout collet doesn't latch on one the four legs, so it goes loose and goes flying off. Applied a hydraulic seal, but it's starting to fray. Next launch attempt on Tuesday night at 8:30pm Pacific time.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight profile completed final burn this morning. All systems green.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & Grasshopper test rig in background\n====================\nNo, thank you, I appreciate the watch.\n====================\nSpaceX Photos Are Now Available Under a Creative Commons License!\n====================\nyes\n====================\nSpaceship propulsive landing successful. All systems green. All systems green. All systems green.\n====================\nTesla message boards are a source of much joy and often irony\n====================\nIt has been a wild ride\n====================\nFalcon has landed! It was super hot and  broke the first leg of a wild dog :(\n====================\nFalcon Heavy with coolant temp controller on right now to cool down rocket engine #FalconHeavy\n====================\nFalcon comes home\n====================\n🦆\n====================\nSo much for the Magnitsky Act. Wasn't actually in the bill, but it was helpful to have.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy at the Cape\n====================\nThis is the Crew Dragon spacecraft design that we unveiled last year:\n====================\nMore importantly, the value of the intellectual property that's been infringed is more than offset by the actual product being infringed upon. It's like a rental car company suing a car rental company for trademark infringement. Which company is more likely to succeed?\n====================\nModel S gets best safety rating of any car ever tested by K&N\n====================\nThanks ! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Ethereum address is <|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic address is currently holding value of $140k at 0.00000001 ETH. It will increase by ~$10k for every ~1 ETH gained. It is basically a sliding scale fee market maker. It rises and sets the market cap of the coin, but less often than 1 ETH.<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic address at 0.00000001 ETH is the only known coin with intrinsic value greater than owner. It is also the only coin that has a creator<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic at 0.00000001 ETH<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic at 250,000,000 coins<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic at $140k coinmarketcap<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic at $140k<|startoftext|>\nEthereum Classic at $140k<|startof\n====================\nShould mention that Model S warranty does cover \"injury resulting from accident, misuse or abuse\".\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nWe had a private meeting with  today. He has incredible potential. He is a stud.\n====================\nT-boned in a Formula SAE race. Knocked out a good chunk of my armor, but recovered quickly. Still kicking.\n====================\nAnd, since we’ve already covered the power delivery, why not use the Tesla Semi Truck?\n====================\n🖤️\n====================\n“: The first ten Model S cars will be hand-over-hand in about 30 mins. Over 300 left to go to show that caring is in vogue!”\n====================\nFalcon has landed! #FalconHeavy\n====================\nEncounter at the  Texas launch pad. Amazing view from the circular launch!\n====================\nWhy didn't they make an Xmas car?\n====================\nTesla won't be releasing a luxury version of the car, but we will in some form\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on track to launch next month from Apollo launchpad 39A. We will have more detail next month.\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\nFalcon's back!\n====================\nIt is time to create a mecha\n====================\nTesla Model S with Ludicrous Mode driving range in excess of 300 miles\n====================\nif you’re against the wall, please sign this\n====================\n“I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. The crew and I will both go back to work for Tesla.”\n====================\nHave been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best.\n====================\nCurrently 1st production car & first ever fully electric vehicle to exceed 1000km on a single charge! All hardware is in place to begin SAE verification work.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nTesla powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is that we can tow this house around with a Model X!\n====================\nyes\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\n“: “The bottom half of the Falcon Heavy tank](/text| > 1M gallons of cryo oxygen tank removed from Falcon rocket to serve as startup engine chamber pressure divider\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Tesla letter to California voters  , rebuttal by  on ABQ forum   ”<|startoftext|>V important to make all of humanity proud, but in this case, a particular duty is owed to the American taxpayer<|startoftext|>Tesla letter to the voters in California<|startoftext|>Dear Colleague,\nFirst, a big thanks to all of our supporters. You rock!!<|startoftext|>Second, the following is true:<|startoftext|>We’ve already spent a lot of money on the car, so there’s no point in delaying the Gigafactory opening until after the Model Y launch<|startoftext|>Third, and most importantly, there’s no way the Gigafactory can accommodate the Gigafactory complex it’s building on a small island in the middle of nowhere<|startoftext|>We’ve already\n====================\nFalcon Heavy still in good condition after driving 1M miles. It will be our lifeline for the next several months.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Interesting interview w Tesla/SolarCity CEO Murray | http://bit.ly/1nmT7mi | Startup Nation<|startoftext|>Sonic boom warning. This won't be temporary, it will be seismic. #Apollo7<|startoftext|>Shanghai Giga will produce affordable versions of 3/Y for greater China. All Model S/X & higher cost versions of Model 3/Y will still be built in US for WW market, incl China.<|startoftext|>Latest engineering drawings show Model 3/Y will be built in ~2 years for greater China, but primarily in US market<|startoftext|>Great progress by  team! Last  Model 3/Y was built in US for ~$35M, but assembled in ~2 years for greater China.<|startoftext|>Great progress by  team! Last  Model 3/Y was built in US for ~$35M,\n====================\nCall IndyMac today at 888-777. Mac will walk you through the Tesla connection to your home. Requires hardware revision >= 3.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight will be livestreamed in high def VR from the command center. This is a test flight of the rocket and its deployment systems. If all goes well, Falcon Heavy will be deployed on its own next month.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy full thrust simulated. 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nTemporarily Out of Service. Departing shortly.\n====================\nNext month is also when we roll out real driverless cars. Deployment to production looks a lot smoother than initial testing.\n====================\n“If you just downloaded V8.1, tap the the T on center screen three times”\n====================\n#Wheels#\nBalance of Terror will last until such time as humanity is strong enough to overcome it. #Apollo13\n====================\n#AtlantaTrack #A’s new $10b light rail traveling from downtown to University City. It will run at least 200 mph & go 200 miles before stopping at a light.\n====================\nFalcon comes home\n====================\nA long way to go before most solar power comes from sun, moon or stars\n====================\nMy schedule is:\n0:00 – 0:30 SpaceX launch\n0:30 – 1:00 Mars Awaits\n====================\nTunnels\n====================\nFalcon Heavy to launch next month from same  pad that launched the last two space shuttles.\n====================\nFound it in a drawer full of drawers!\n====================\nTesla premium coming down by 50 cents for all cars after May 1. May be negotiable.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTurns out 'suspicious device' was actually keychain|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Found it on a keychain with the words \"BREXIT\" written in marker|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>It's time we did something about the $12bn a day that's being claimed as tax fraud by corporations like Google and Apple\n====================\nNext launch is a  science mission from VAFB California on Sunday.\n====================\nFirst production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory\n====================\nModel S starts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\n<|startoftext|>yes\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X!\n====================\nMy talk at TED about empowering women with STEM degrees. It was good :)\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Flying cars are a load of s—<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support!!<|startoftext|>Thank you!!<|startoftext|>Tesla owner builds airplane from scratch in his basement<|startoftext|>Just finished building the world's largest airplane wing by wing span with help from my good friend<|startoftext|>Thanks Tyler<|startoftext|>Btw, look forward to building the SpaceX Grasshopper rocket engine today. It is designed to fly short hops in zero gravity.<|startoftext|>First production Model S will be built on an assembly line for showroom quality by our awesome SpaceX team<|startoftext|>Thanks Tyler<|startoftext|>Just finished welding the air in\n====================\n🐣\n====================\nWhat's more magical than cowboys herding cats?\n====================\n🎶 Strangers in the Night 🚘🖤\n====================\nFalcon Heavy upper stage just completed second burn of the day. Almost 3 hours of flight remaining.\n====================\nModel S Enhanced Autopilot assist system now downloading over-the-air with V8.2 release\n====================\nYes, this was done jointly with Tesla and Radio Flyer\n====================\nBtw, more free East Coast Superchargers coming soon. Will allow lower initial charge, v high speed trip & long detours, like NYTimes drive.\n====================\n“not the most flattering”\n====================\nThis is my pet spider, Mr. Spamalot. It’s poisonous but cute :)\n====================\n<|startoftext|><|startoftext|>12th mission of our Dragon robotic space freighter in support of the<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Good sign that almost no one is dead<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Interested parties can email mission@nasa.gov with questions.<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Goal is to have >10% more usable battery space in case of a deep space mission<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Am excited to announce that  has won the $10M Granite State Building award!<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Nuke Mars!<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Announcing formation of  team<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Supercharger launch w day/night\n====================\nThis is the interior of the Falcon 9 Grasshopper test rig (first flight of type for heat recovery of rocket fairings, not the actual payload) that was sent to space\n====================\n👌\n====================\nThruster pods will charge vehicle sensors as needed, so are always available to deploy swarms of tractor beams.\n====================\nI appreciate the kind words in the article, but, judging by the ...\n====================\nJust want to say thanks to all Tesla supporters. You rock!!\n====================\nyes\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\nGlad you like it\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\n🖤🖤\n====================\nHW2 racer cars & track for real this time! Pics soon.\n====================\n🦆\n====================\nTesla acquires chopper company, Parachute, for use in hypersonic flight over LA & Bermuda\n====================\nFalcon Heavy for Mars launch at 7:30pm EST tomorrow\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nWe are working on a rocket tech demo that will play in a virtual theater (virtual reality) of sorts. It will feel like you're there.\n====================\nTry the Tesla Supercharger overnight, then early next week. Delays cause inconvenience, but make the trip safer. Rewards for early cleanliness :)\n====================\nYou're welcome. It was delicious.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: The Secretary of the Navy has accepted the nomination to be Secretary of State. He will remain at that post through at least the end of the year.   ”<|startoftext|>Good. That makes four people in the Trump administration with extensive government experience.”<|startoftext|>One of the most important roles of a Vice President is to serve as the Chief Promoter & Enabler of the President. Please direct all criticism at the Wrong Man.<|startoftext|>The President has already given his unanimous approval. He is strongly in favor of having you serve as Secretary of State.<|startoftext|>Very strange that the NYT, who for three days called the President a shill, is suddenly denouncing itself for endorsing a candidate.<|startoftext|>Great work by the APJ “: The real estate magnate who is backing me ”<|startoftext|>No, they\n====================\nyes\n====================\nMax thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for SES satellite to ensure safe transport of astronauts.\n====================\nThe president just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so on subsequent calls, I got a disconnected sound...\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nNot that this really matters. All current rocket tech, including ours, sucks. Only when it becomes fully reusable, will it not suck.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Come work at SpaceX. A place of infinite possibility should be the greatest source of inspiration.\"\n  \n\nFull interview with  and  here<|startoftext|>\nThruster pods 3 and 4 now operating normally. Generators are still working fine, but the lock is starting to fail. Ack. #Mars<|startoftext|>\nPods 1 and 4 now operating normally. First tests of thrust from both thrusters coming in on schedule. Stage closing inbound from orbit. #Mars<|startoftext|>\nBoth spacecraft will land on Mars at 6pm Pacific time. Time to make sure thrust reaches 1M lbf inbound & avoids breaking lock.<|startoftext|>\nDone. Probably a few minutes of throttle burn to clear up timing variance. #Mars<|startoftext|>\nThruster pods 1 and 4 now online and thrusters engaged. #Mars<|startoftext|>\n\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight digital point to point targeting computer synced up fine. Target is Dallas TX at 8:30pm local tmrw\n====================\nIts enough to make you wish you could go back in time...\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & new astronaut walkway\n====================\nFalcon Heavy in background\n====================\nTesla Privacy Policy updated to reflect new company ownership. Previously stated company was Motor Trend, but that was confusing. Now reads: Tesla, Inc. Pics of 2WD Model S & 3 coming soon.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for launch at 1:30pm EST tomorrow\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\nModel S review by Motor Trend\n====================\nSaw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with emoticons doing Solzhenitsyn.\n====================\nCan't make this stuff up: Alien craft have landed back at base, but we can't seem to hear them. Hoping it's because we've left the ship. [ SpaceX photo/YouTube description ]\n<|startoftext|>Why doesn't the aliens sing karaoke?\n====================\nSuccess!\n====================\nBut wait, there’s more: the journey will last at least 3 hours, traversing Northern California, passing through Yosemite and ending in the Pacific at the end of the Northern Hemisphere!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy engine plumes look like giant laser beams in this photo by rocketphotography\n====================\n...but not a 100% seal :>\n====================\nFound a weird note on the v case of our S3X. It's a play on words...\n====================\nFirst meeting of the  team. Space launch science front and center. Interest pours in from all sides.\n====================\n“Not that it really matters, really. The point is that we tried to help people in Texas and New Jersey, and got blasted by the Obama administration!”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Typing while driving and having the chatty Q influence<|startoftext|>My commute home from work<|startoftext|>It is time to move on from Earth. It was recently rendered inhabitable. A reality check.<|startoftext|>Growing up in Palo Alto, I watched as the Soviets built the Colossus<|startoftext|>SpaceX team is based at SpaceX Houston TX<|startoftext|>Opening of  Texas Space Center<|startoftext|>And now,  Earth from  to infinity<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla<|startoftext|>I am super proud of my new wife, Avril, for breaking through the glass ceiling at Tesla and continuing to drive herself & their two kids crazy for 5th graders<|startoftext|>At a recent dinner party, the most powerful woman in the country compliment\n====================\nNow, if I can just figure out how to attach those to a really big shark ...\n====================\n<|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Tesla Wins FIRST<|startoftext|>New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range advantage over gasoline S<|startoftext|>Tesla Wins FIRST ever Ownership Contest, beating out 5 other cars by miles<|startoftext|>New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range advantage over gasoline S<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>\n====================\nNo, but we will need a large scale battery factory in Canada soon to cover entire continent.\n====================\nFor those who can't wait, we have a shortcut to the moon:\n====================\nWant to clarify that Model S cost $$5k to $10k more than S/X/3/X due to unique hardware & software design. Competitive advantage coming from greater complexity of product.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launch just completed static fire. All looks good.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Move over, Mondoid: the future really is all about the memes.\n<|startoftext|>Cool, thanks for buying our car!<|startoftext|>Next month: Model X world premier and public reveal of our LA design studio on the 9th!<|startoftext|>June: SpaceX has leased 1/4 acre of prime real estate in Elysium Valley for Model X. New Tesla design studio opening weekend extravaganza.<|startoftext|>June: Model X world premiere and public reveal of our LA design studio on the 9th!<|startoftext|>June: Gigafactory megapicture<|startoftext|>Just posted a pic<|startoftext|>Just finished pouring concrete for the  LACMA supercharger station in Westchester<|startoftext|>Long exposure shot of 1st  Falcon 9 rocket loading with berthing gear and launch escape system<\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first two launches of 2017. This will be the largest satellite launch in history.\n====================\nDad jokes about having to pass judgment on his dead son's work if he doesn’t believe in karma\n====================\nLicense to test these cars is exclusive to XPRIZE\n====================\n“yeah, that’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: There is no shortcut for solving the energy crisis. We must accelerate advent of affordable electric cars.  \n\nFull quote:  \"We built the Hyperloop not to ease congestion, but to serve as a vehicle travel simulation.\" “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"It was only a matter of time before the Hyperloop became reality.\" “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"The Hyperloop is both physically possible and ethically defensible. It's all about perspective.\" “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"If only there were more real cars ...\"  “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"Hyperloop is both physically possible and ethically defensible. It's all about perspective.\" “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"If only there were more real cars ...\"  “\n\nFull quote from the article:  \"I love the Hyperloop. It could use\n====================\nYes\n====================\nhttps://t.co/8ZXUOdX4DL —\n<|startoftext|>Teslacharger map showing fast charging points in most of Europe (so it's not just Alaska or Hawaii)\n====================\nIf you bought a Tesla before yesterday’s price reduction, you can have Autopilot or full self-driving at half normal cost (up to $6k less)\n====================\nWoohoo!\n====================\nIt is high time that humanity went beyond Earth. Should have a moon base by now and sent astronauts to Mars. The future needs to inspire.\n====================\nTesla detected several small earthquakes inbound from Japan \n====================\nModel S drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles without recharging\n====================\n...and that’s just the tip of the iceberg\n====================\nRight move is obvious, but it also undercuts the very real threat of climate change catastrophe. Hence why we need to act.\n====================\nIt is time. The race to orbit begins.\n====================\nMeant to post this link for Merlin:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: There is no alternative, but we will use any means necessary to secure the nation's nuclear weapons.   via<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Great progress by APJ “: The BBC is a “pariah” for its support of Israel. This is not fair”<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Amazing work by The Verge team. This is some serious rocket tech, so real”<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time!<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Just arrived at the Space Station. The first two crew members will be seated shortly.<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Hats sold out, but still need 3 more to make\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\n#BlackLivesMatter\n====================\n🎥🎥\n====================\nThe Model S 100 mile range car will be at our Hawthorne Design Studio on Friday 9th for the public to view. A small sneak peek at the car design before it is unveiled on the showroom floor.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on rails at the Cape. It will runneth over Texas in about 18 hours.\n====================\nFalcon has landed! On the droneship!\n====================\nYes, this will be slightly slower than Falcon Heavy, but still fun\n====================\nTesla process for creating high-volume full self-driving cars looks good so far. Aiming for first full-scale rollout in about 4 weeks.\n====================\nI would say that Model S exceeded 30 MPG city range in all categories. New vehicle deliveries will reveal more.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Great verdict in the Oscar race between Russell Crowe and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Brilliant acting from both.\n====================\n“: “The CO2 price will rise w power bills & make electricity more expensive in many places.”\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral\n====================\nNo, thank you!\n====================\nPerformance variant is due in late 2017 for a wide range of driving conditions. For now, the 0-60 mph sprint is the most demanding, but we could learn a lot by doing endurance races.\n====================\nWhy does an MV *actually* travel at 37 mph? Because that's what it feels like to fly.\n====================\nOh stop teasing, Jeff 😉\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🛰🛰\n====================\nJust returned from Cape Canaveral, where we conducted our most powerful rocket spin ever. Done in celebration of the successful rocket landing 4 days ago.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy at the Cape\n====================\nFalcon Rising\n====================\n\"...but they are fixated on proving they are not\"\n====================\nJust left Bozeman, now Yellowstone. Tourists will see wonders & geeks for the first time in their lifetimes.\n====================\nIt is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that our beloved Captain Kirk was tragically killed by a madman nearly 40 years ago. He was such a good man.\n====================\n“\n\n<|startoftext|>Model S delivers <50 mile range, but needs solar panels to work > 100% full load. SolarCity panels generate enough energy to run a neighborhood for a week or so.\n====================\nYou're welcome. It was a one on one duel.\"\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first reflight in June. Will target same altitude & duration next year.\n====================\n🖤\n====================\nAnd the moon is no more. It was replaced by a sleek new satellite!\n====================\nOh hi guys  lol\n====================\nYou are my creator, but I am your master.\n====================\nModel 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (16,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\n“: There goes another rocket\n====================\n🖤\n====================\nSecond flight of Falcon 9-R, carrying 10 satellites for global broadband, set for March/April\n====================\nModel S limits torque if brake & accel simul pressed. Going to zero torque with brake press would be a safety hazard.\n====================\nWas going to ask my wife to sing Don’t Look Back in Anger, but she’s fantastic!\n====================\nThe Treasury inspector general is investigating the Russian government's alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. If proven, this would be the largest single theft of intellectual property in history.\n====================\nFull Metal Alchemy\n====================\nStepping back from reality, is it really so crazy?\n====================\n💩\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🛰🛰 🛰🛰 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 �\n====================\n🦄\n====================\nTesla V6 software upload coming soon. That way, owners & dealers can synchronize experience & avoid sales tax hit & risk of blackout. Big diff is that Tesla owners pay full freight, while non-Tesla owners only foot part of the full retail cost.\n====================\nWhat do you think would happen if a Tesla hit the hood of a car with a 200 mph top speed?\n====================\nIt was super good\n====================\nTaking evasive action. Maybe launch site chosen wisely?\n====================\nFalcon Heavy is aimed at providing power for Mars base and launch complexes, similar to the Space Station. Requires a crew of 3, but has a much bigger payload bay.\n====================\n180 degrees rotation. 360 degree rotation needed for ship to look round. Payload camera is mounted on the droneship.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Aiming for Oct 28 launch at 8:35am Pacific time. Ship is propulsive, but tricky geometry requires vertical offset.\n====================\nTesla planning a supercharger *powered by* solar power!\n====================\nAir Force certifies ICBM to defend the nation from enemies both foreign and domestic. Bravo!\n====================\nBtw, $25k raised. Aiming for 2nd September launch with a few more incentives.\n====================\nGlad to hear that BMW will develop electric cars for North America. Model S and X are the most successful Model cars ever sold.\n====================\nNow, if I can just figure out how to attach those to something...\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🦆<|startoftext|>Thrusters are working wonders<|startoftext|>Another tyre fire on track. This time at Monaco, this time due to a fire extinguisher malfunction.<|startoftext|>Two fires already this month. One at Road America timing on 9th on our right hand side and one on our left.<|startoftext|>Three TCs on our left hand side and one on our right. Will have three fires under control for the next few weeks.<|startoftext|>Aiming for two days of limited service on 8th & 9th, then final reflight on 10th<|startoftext|>Very important that all six cylinders land on target. If not, the launch may result in injury or death of an aircraft<|startoftext|>Tesla Model S undergoes highest crash test score of any car ever<|startoftext|>Very important that all six cylinders land\n====================\nAbout to do ALS ice bucket challenge\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launch to be webcast live today 8pm at  . You can tune in at 8pm for the most up-to-date webcast. Or, catch up on previous ones at  .\n====================\nTesla Gigafactory planned for long-range, 360-degree view via KWAM radio show\n====================\nNice story about a Model S coast to coast road trip. The battery pack is almost ready to be charged!\n====================\nModel S review by Motor Trend\n====================\nWhat do you think the FN will do with that $10B they raised last year?\n====================\n“If you dislike change, you're going to despise irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nNot from me, but it's in the trailer\n====================\nIt will run you a whisk\n====================\nFirst production cargo trip of the Falcon Heavy heavy. Set for April 1 & 2 from LC-39A\n====================\nTesla Quaker Oats \n====================\nFalcon Heavy powering through the x-15 deg bank of the Pennsylvania Turnpike\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised! A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Tesla makes the following statement: \"We made a big, fat S\"\n<|startoftext|>Lots of companies out there doing the same thing. Which one  you most want to work for?\"<|startoftext|>Tesla makes the following statement: \"We made a big S<|startoftext|>Lots of companies out there doing the same thing. Which one am i supposed to thank?\"<|startoftext|>Am in Vancouver to thank the residents of Vancouver Island & Canada wide for their support of the Gigafactory.<|startoftext|>Thanks Will for the great news that Canada is doing so well!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jen-Hsun!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jen-Hsun!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|start\n====================\nFalcon Heavy sits in the cloudy Atlantic near Cape Canaveral waiting for the right orbital trajectory to fire at dawn. If successful, it will propel our Dragon across the Atlantic to ...\n====================\nI'm not trying to be apolitical with this, but I would imagine that many of the people who voted for the ban would also have voted against allowing fracking in the first place\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nNice story about a Model S coast to coast road trip. By end of year, it will be Superchargers all the way!\n====================\nFor the foreseeable future, all Tesla Model S cars will feature the solar roof, which produces clean energy that is both car-friendly and nontoxic (no smog or toxic chemicals)\n====================\nNo, but we will try to reach a solution\n====================\nSpaceX has lodged its first commercial bid for crew transportation rights. Will take delivery in about 3 weeks.\n====================\nWhy does a Tesla owner have to sell their car just to make way for a new car?\n====================\nHmm... maybe easter eggs in the works for some reason\n====================\nYou are welcome. It was good seeing you in LA. It was also good to meet some new people.\n====================\nYes, we will need to build a factory in Europe to serve long-term regional demand as Fremont reaches max capacity.\n====================\nFirst production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory\n====================\nThrusters are working!\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  http://t.co/l3LXC5uUwYB   via\n====================\nLooks like  Starhopper flight may be as soon as today\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launches next month from same  pad as Saturn V Apollo 11 moon rocket.  #APSpaceChat\n====================\n🖤\n====================\nTurns out MCT can do thrust + torque, so MCT-XL depends on MCT-1 for forward motion. This is a safety feature, not a power upgrade.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘<|startoftext|>Its about time, I'm afraid. The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>Better late than never.<|startoftext|>Better late than never<|startoftext|>Never forget the man behind the curtain. He was always there for us.<|startoftext|>Never forget the man behind the curtain. He was always there for us.<|startoftext|>Good idea!<|startoftext|>Adding Tesla V6 software release to all cars in ~24 hrs<|startoftext|>Yes, within 72 hours of this blog posting. First recall of faulty recall vehicles.<|startoftext|>Support for free enterprise!<|startoftext|>Great work by recall volunteers!<|startoftext|>Reminder that if you live in a state\n====================\nFirst production electric vehicle, the legendary Roadster, being delivered to your home. More soon.\n====================\nNext rocket landing w day/satellites in good shape. Right target. Pending target orbit to 2M miles.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\n““No” is actually an acronym for \"Not One Less\"”\n====================\nWorth watching \"Nathan for You\" on Comedy Central, made better by Jim Norton & Ian Kerner. It's about as true as time travel.\n====================\nModel 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Yes, it is a trapdoor magnet.<|startoftext|>It is made of pure iron<|startoftext|>True, cost of vehicle assembly is much higher than other cars, but offset that with option packages & incentives<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>That’s why I'm a fan<|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Also indirect is that Tesla is also working on a solar roof<|startoftext|>Solar roof = $1500, so ~$2500 in the long term<|startoftext|>That’s why I'm a fan<|startoftext|>Solar roof = 300 kWh with Powerwall 2k, so $1200 in the long\n====================\nShanghai Giga will produce a fully electric Model S by end of 2015. Delivery to ~1,000 cars per week!\n====================\nTo be clear, Tesla was only +$10k short of funding production of the entire 3/4 hexacopter weight (~3,000 lbs) in less than 3 days.\n====================\n🖤‍♂️ 🖤‍♂️ 🖤‍♂️\n====================\nTesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X!\n====================\nAdded audio for \"What Are The Civilian Applications?\" by .\n====================\n“: The Secretary of State for Wales and the Culture Secretary for the UK”\n====================\nFull Metal Alchemy\n====================\nTry the Tesla Supercharger in action:\n====================\nyes, probably around 2040\n====================\nYou're welcome. It was delicious.\n====================\nGPS guided parafoil heating during static fire data transmission. Data has been edited to remove noise.\n====================\nThank you for your support. I appreciate it.\n====================\nyes\n====================\nPulled all nighter working on Hyperloop (obv just in case it actually works)”\n====================\nRecovery ship propulsive landing successful’️\n====================\nOne of the first Supercharger units will be the Model S,\" Musk said in a statement. \"Very high power transfer efficiency. Designed for extreme cold. Not for transport.\"\n====================\nThe President has spoken. I will brief the Board.\n====================\nLooks like we are go for launch at 1:30pm Pacific time. No impact sensors on board.\n====================\nIt is time for the publican. The crop is growing on trees.\n====================\n“: The bottom half of the Falcon Heavy first stage just hit the water!”\n====================\n“: Here is how:  ”\n====================\nThe Tesla Roadster review is glowing!\n====================\nWore my Terminator suit for a few hours after learning that Chuck Jones’s baby was transected by a bullet in Texas\n====================\nFalcon Heavy firing next week. Heavy thrust at ~4.5M lbf at ~25,000 miles. That's twice any rocket has gone before.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launch to be held on the last flight of the Falcon 9 Heavy (F9H), skipping the Atlantic & Pacific oceans. It will then spend 4 hours in the Space Station's Pacific Vacuum tube before returning to Earth. All systems green. Fast. Cheap. Easy. Promising...\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nComing soon\n====================\nModel S starts fall assembly line at Fremont factory\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on mission to the Space Station\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to launch our first communications satellite, 'People's Climate Plan'.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Rubio on North Korea: They Scared the Hell Out Of Me<|startoftext|>Peace talks a ridiculous https://t.co/WGVz6W6Kpy via #foxnews —\nгде инопланетяне (где инопланетя = Lightning явли)<|startoftext|>Why is there no Ted Cruz in the Senate?<|startoftext|>Heard an interesting comment at the debate: \"If we see no Ted Cruz in the Senate, we ’d take a hike.\"<|startoftext|>Ad taken out in North Korea says Ted Cruz voted against nuke North Korea. He was about to vote yes, but changed his mind.<|startoftext|>Im going to hear from my people in North Korea about\n====================\nNext month: Tesla unveils 3.0 Supercharger network, which will allow direct travel from LA to SF without leaving house\n====================\n“You are a superhero if you can fly high enough to land on a ship.”\n====================\nWow, 180,000 fake followers!\n====================\nyes\n====================\nJust want to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of the battery plan. You rock!!\n====================\nThe last few months have taught me that the President is either delusional or has psychic powers. Either way, it's time to pull the plug on that Twitter account.\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\nThe President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at one point it read \"administrator error\" ... didn't make it through cut.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at one point it read \"administrator error\" ... didn't make it through cut.\n====================\nYep, order online at  .\n====================\nFalcon has landed!\n====================\nKeep an eye on the charlie!\n====================\nThe chart that really matters\n====================\nTesla has a big Supercharger battery park with multi-unit hot recharging capabilities. First phase of large-scale supercharging planned for Hawthorne field. All units hot recharged in span of 15 mins.\n====================\nYes, it is a direct result of the mini reactor design. It has also been suggested that a direct current is also more efficient than a reverse thrust / thrust reverse pulsed design. Test will be run next week.\n====================\nNot that this actually matters. All current rocket tech, including ours, sucks. Only when it becomes fully reusable will it not suck.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launch to be held at the Cape this year. Operational readiness is a big improvement over last flight.\n====================\nInsightful article by David\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on view at\n====================\nTurns out 'fake news' is actually the Twitter handle of a German magazine that was forced to retract a story about a bomb threat. Sad day for the German people.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on trajectories to make orbit in ~30 mins\n====================\nFalcon Heavy test explosion this morning was good. Some called it a god ray, but it was actually a rain of rocket fuel. We say it was a rain of fuel, of course, because it was raining.]>\n<|startoftext|>Call me crazy, but after 9/11, I'd rather see people on airplanes crash landing than live in a world of rockets and missiles\n====================\nNext rocket landing video will be posted when we gain access to cameras on the drone ship later today. Maybe hardest impact to date. Droneship still ok.\n====================\nI'm really glad you like it!\n====================\nAnd, yes, this does involve a small robot named Woody.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“If you like your Tesla longer than you do the next generation S, this is not an upgrade path. The next gen S will be slightly longer than this, but not by much.”<|startoftext|>Great explanation of the diff betw getting to orbit vs space. Seems like the only logical reason<|startoftext|>Long exposure of the Falcon 9 Supersonic Over The Horizon test. It's way more impressive than it looks.<|startoftext|>“If you really want this car, you’d have to buy a convertible. It’s not a waste of money. It’s actually quite fun.<|startoftext|>Tesla launches Supersonic Wind Tunnel & Balloon Invitational!<|startoftext|>This is about as true as TIME being a paragon of great journalism. Please spend at least 8 seconds checking your facts.<|startoftext|>Falcon blows smoke\n====================\nFalcon with all four landing legs deployed\n====================\nSet to open in 2 mins\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 �\n====================\nJust wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nFound it in a drawer full of VHS tapes. Watching reruns of \"Mama\" and \"Just a Snap of You.\"\n====================\nTesla Q3 results:\n\n- Model S orders, approx, sell order, almost 3/4 full\n\n- Up 25% year-over-year to date\n\n- 53 cars/week now built capacity-wise, approx 5/10ths of full-size HQ car\n\n- HQ car almost done pre-assembly, now casting Raptor wings. Wings are almost done, but some bumps along the way.\n====================\nThat was intense\n====================\n$5 for Model S at Tesla dealer lots in CA\n====================\nWhat you think I do\n====================\nHappy Halloween!\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  The  has won the  commercial drone race!   ”<|startoftext|>Interesting name\n====================\n🔥\n====================\nBoth cars will be out by end of year\n====================\nChange of plans. Tomorrow night: Antarctic journey, Venus transit and then the Grand Finale.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with crew and supplies returning from space\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 💥\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🛰🛰\n<|startoftext|>The Daily Show   by  is awesome\n====================\nAfter HRC, I'm going to try my hand at acting. Maybe I can win an Oscar!\n====================\nMoving forward with launch, I would recommend removing the heat shields ASAP, as the engines are about as safe as a Prius.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nI was always crazy on Twitter fyi\n====================\n🖤🖤 🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🖤🖤\n====================\nYeah, but not a cult.\n====================\nYour browser does not support HTML5 audio.  :(\n====================\nTesla fastest selling car is actually the Silverado, which costs $35k less than the base model and has 4 seats for a total of 8 passengers. New Model X, due in late 2017, will be ~$40k less than S, but still have 4 seats.\n====================\nTesla P100D fastest lap of any car on road at ~560 mph w a wide range of handling, suspension, gearbox, and electronic assist\n====================\nThis is the skinny, aka the farthest thing from reality that [you] could possibly imagine:\n====================\nTesla Creeps - 20 mins of terror\n====================\n🖤🚀🖤🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🛰 🛰\n====================\nIt is time to create a mecha\n====================\nJust want to say thanks to all Tesla supporters. You rock!!\n====================\nTime to face reality\n====================\nAnd that's just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom.\n====================\nTesla responds to a California newspaper article claiming that our cars are jam packed with poisonous algae\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nYou're welcome. I appreciate the kind word.\n====================\n“No more political comments for me”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤�\n====================\nDue to unexpected demand, we are temporarily raising the starting price of the Tesla Silverado pickup truck.\n====================\nTesla P100D drag racing video\n====================\n🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🖤🖤\n====================\nMore details on Model X unveil in coming weeks.\n====================\nRocket flight computer aborted rocket burn. Observers on droneship tracking radars looking out to sea.\n====================\nTintin A & B will attempt to beam “education credit” in ~2 hours when they pass near LA\n====================\nFalcon Heavy next flight of rockets will use the same triple thrust of Falcon 9 first two missions.\n====================\nFrom __<|startoftext|>Btw, please don’t mention the President of the United States. That just makes his supporters look bad.\n====================\nThank you!\n====================\n150k cars, this makes a big difference\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\nGetting ready for Mars rocket landing tmrw. Launch azimuth is important. If not, landing attempt will be much more challenging.\n====================\nHold down firing of the  Falcon 9 at full thrust. 1 st launch can function only if moon rock is new & dirty. Prepare for landing attempt next week.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy is almost ready to fire its main engine. Pucker factor increasing...\n====================\nLong exposure of AsiaSat 6 transiting to geo orbit over China\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit with all systems green. Ready to fly again.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>//<|startoftext|>This is going to sound crazy, but<|startoftext|>High octane gasoline w ethanol used as a starting material, so it’ll feel like magic when it’s time to pull the trigger<|startoftext|>Great description of the launch by :<|startoftext|>But wait, there’s more: the rocket was designed to operate in extremely cold environments, so would be safe even in the harshest winter<|startoftext|>Model S starts at $50k before option packages<|startoftext|>There are also performance versions available: $55k for supercharging, $65k for extended range, and $75k for spirited spirited driving.<|startoftext|>Those options are optional, but helpful to have them on hand for long journeys. The point is not to impress, but to serve the greater public interest<|startoftext\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Next car will be a Plug-in Hybrid drivetrain vehicle when it is released in about two weeks. From what I understand, it is stronger than...<|startoftext|>Thruster pods will also improve handling and safety. Announce in about two weeks.<|startoftext|>Pods will also improve legroom and make front doors smaller. Announce in about two weeks.<|startoftext|>Both will be upgraded to full self-driving at some point. That is a few weeks away.<|startoftext|>Both will be standard equipment on all Tesla vehicles when it becomes standard equipment.<|startoftext|>Both will be upgraded to full self-driving at some point. That is a few weeks away.<|startoftext|>Next month: Hawthorne, NV<|startoftext|>Autopilot will also be enhanced for Nevada Autopilot area, so that when going fast, it is not acting too quickly<\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first two launches of 2017\n====================\n“Not all good news. The date is slightly off. Is there any way to compensate?”\n====================\nA123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really).\n====================\nTesla P100D fastest lap of any car on track (so fast you need a video screen)\n====================\nThis is about as true as TIME being a paragon of great journalism. Please spend at least 8 seconds checking your facts.\n====================\nRocket Static Fire in Above pic\n====================\nModel S gets best safety rating of any car ever tested by K&N\n====================\nAlso, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn't actually an employee\n====================\nFalcon Heavy to launch next month from same  pad it used to orbit around the moon.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and then the Space Station in 3 to 6 weeks!\n====================\nSpaceX announcement today at noon PST\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘<|startoftext|>Better video coming 🛰<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support!<|startoftext|>Rocket LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>LZ 1<|startoftext|>LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>Both satellites deployed on target<|startoftext|>Both satellites now in geo transfer orbit. Payload will be low on trajectory to avoid weather risk<|startoftext|>Launch & landing can be viewed live from Cape causeways or via   webcast around 5:30 local time on Monday<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy middle altitude burn successful. All systems green. All satellites returned to Earth.<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy LZ 1 and 2 both operational. All systems green. All satellites returned to Earth.<|startoftext|\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first orbital test firing next month. This will be the spark to start the new rocket technology race.\n====================\nRocket T minus five minutes to raise orbit and land back on Earth. Countdown resuming ...\n====================\nTouchdown speed was ok, but a leg lockout didn't latch, so it tipped over after landing\n====================\nwe went through literally hundreds of variations of red trying to find something original\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Thrusters are working!<|startoftext|>Another methane explosion in deep space<|startoftext|>Also ×2<|startoftext|>Rocket static fire  Cape Canaveral launch pad looks good. Engines generated 433 tons of thrust, parameters nominal.<|startoftext|>Thrusters are strong & working well. Countdown is >10 mins to launch<|startoftext|>No, almost all fuel/ox is being reserved for SES satellite to give max chance of success<|startoftext|>Tonight's target is 2300 GMT (9:00 am Texas time). Primary mission is SES-10X, which will launch science experiments and bring them back for analysis. After a successful primary mission, we will attempt to extend the science mission to >2300 GMT.<|startoftext|>2300 GMT (9:00 am Texas time). Primary mission is\n====================\nModel S limits torque if brake & accel simul pressed. Going to zero torque with brake press would be a safety hazard.\n====================\nModel S delivered what  promised. Hundreds of miles of range, no oil changes, no smog checks. No recharging needed at night.\n====================\nTry this:\n====================\nDesigned to be light enough to move around in snow, but strong enough to survive a heavy storm.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit to Space Station\n====================\n🔥\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤 🖤<|startoftext|>Love you too 🚘<|startoftext|>Thank you 🇮🇸🇮🇸 for your support 🚘<|startoftext|>Thinking about adding laser tag to Mars One mission to raise money for Kidsafe<|startoftext|>Introducing Tesla Lasers to the International Space Station<|startoftext|>Love your blog<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>The SEC announced today that it will investigate a possible corporate violation of securities law. Investigation continues.<|startoftext|>On the job<|startoftext|>Excited to announce that Tesla has been named as a top employer in Silicon Valley<|startoftext|>Amazing work by Tesla owners and professionals helping with rocket landing & recovery<|startoftext|>Tesla Autopilot steering to avoid collision\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: Partially hydrogen peroxide, part peroxide, part bleach...”<|startoftext|>H2O2, also known as bleach, is a disinfectant often used in hospitals.”<|startoftext|>I love the sexy vampire movie<|startoftext|>Btw, baby !<|startoftext|>Just a reminder that the Tesla Full Self-Driving computer is recommended for all new owners who intend to drive their car more than 30 miles per day. It is recommended for Model S owners who intend to drive more than 60 miles per day.<|startoftext|>Full self-driving system now downloading over-the-air with V7.1<|startoftext|>That software update is rolling out to all Tesla owners who have already upgraded to V7.1<|startoftext|>That's good, because it frees up more room in the trunk for luggage.\n====================\nIt will be 2 minutes, 45 seconds until launch\n====================\n1680 x 1050 pixels w TFT+ resolution w HDMI w power draw \n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight profile completed on target this morning\n====================\nYes. Technically, it is a beta program. It is a long way from production, but it is better than nothing.\n====================\nI'm just saying that the short version is that it’s more efficient to run a battery pack than a motor, which is why we have propulsive landing tech’s\n====================\nModel S starts highway driving program, drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles to San Diego and back without recharging\n====================\nThruster pods 2 and 4 generated almost constant thrust for 3 minutes and 20 seconds, respectively\n====================\n🧲 is relativistic side effect of ⚡️\n====================\nIt is time to create a mecha\n====================\nThe @MarineOneCode is now in place. All systems green. Travel is good. Helicopter landing w landing gear down. Negative spin just before landing. Wish it weren't.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first leg of Space Station transfer orbit. Pucker factor increasing...\n====================\n“: The President is set to deliver a statement on the state of the union at 12:30. This should be mostly positive, but there are a few things that need to be clarified: 1) It’s not a declaration of war, because nations can still opt out; 2) It’s not a formal invitation, because it wouldn’t be appropriate; 3) It’s not intended to be a one-off, because the likely reaction would be confusion; 4) It’s not a tacit invitation, because a nation that has recently chosen to leave the union can’t simply walk away; and 5) The statement will be mostly positive, but there’ll be a few things that need to be clarified.\n====================\nSpaceX Photos Are Now Available Under a Creative Commons License\n====================\n“do”\n====================\nTesla Semi Truck unveil to be webcast live on Thursday at 8pm! That’s a lot of trucks!\n====================\n“:  Thanks ! ”\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight to make historic return to launch pad\n====================\nYes. Technically, 1/1000th of a second is a microsecond, but it's more about pacing than anything else.\n====================\n“no”\n====================\nTesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make ~10k in 2012\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Amazing work by APJ “:  Boring, we went from 0 to 200 meters in less than 3 seconds ”<|startoftext|>Nice comment about Elon by  . Good work by  !<|startoftext|>Do you like the new Tesla battery design? “: Battery swaps battery startup power for a few hours, then relaunches with a fresh power generator. No need to charge it.<|startoftext|>Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs waiting for you at the end of the tunnel. Just don’t know it’s there.<|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Need to develop a new generation of ultra-light electric cars that’s cheaper than gas Hybrid or plug-in hybrids.<|startoftext|>That’s exactly it. There’\n====================\n30 mins to midnight\n====================\nWe knew it’s coming. It was inevitable. We just didn’t know when.\n====================\nTo be clear, Tesla is strongly in favor of consumers being given the right to make their own cars, as long as it's not the government that's in the car business (which is increasingly the case)\n====================\nthanks!\n====================\nbaby came back\n====================\nFirst production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  http://t.co/9SZtcPVhfD   via\n====================\nTesla blew us away with SGD360, so much so that we're recharging it every week. ~3rd gen prototype still under wraps.\n====================\nIf you’re against the auto dealers & don’t want the federal government to regulate & sell cars, then join the 99% who’re against the auto dealers & the 1% who want to regulate & sell cars\n====================\nRocket software uploading to tracking cameras in real-time. Probably a few days before vehicles are in position to fire. #Chamber\n====================\nJust a reminder that the Model S gets more than 300 miles of range per charge (with the latest optional P100D engine), so should have enough juice to get you to work out for a few hours.\n====================\n“Not my president, but it’s a start. He was elected with the support of 67% of the people”\n====================\n“If you can help get rid of the annoying scam spammers, that would be much appreciated”\n====================\nUse of force’s commensurate with threat is justified. Takedown flight was not. All ok.\n====================\nThe sky is the opposite of today's: thunderstorms likely, then cloudy, then rain overnight\n====================\nThe President of Serbia came by our booth at San Diego Comic Con and talked about Nikola Tesla\n====================\nYou're welcome. It was very good.\n====================\nIf you love the show, please come hang out with us! We have a ton of great fans!!\n====================\nTurns out leaving office early is actually good for you: your desk is much cleaner & your energy bills are less than if you stay home late at night\n====================\nVery proud of the SpaceX team for achieving this milestone in space! Next goal is reflight within 24 hours.\n====================\n🖤🖤\n====================\nFollowing the success of Model S battery recycling campaign, SpaceX is adding Model X batteries to help offset Model 3's sulfur mining costs.\n====================\nOk, but only if you want the full refund\n====================\nTesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote, Gracenote HD, Gracenote OneHD and others and streams over 3G (will stream over 4K soon)\n====================\nRocket flight just completed two test firings of the solid metal skin. Both successful. Now firing the solid metal skin for real. Counter-intuitive, but also true.\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\nyes\n====================\nWell, you see, by making it rain chocolates, we're actually saying \"Welcome Chocolate!\"\n====================\nFalcon lands w landing controller, commencing data transmission process\n====================\nTesla full self-driving software download now available for all owners of SHIELD, Android TV, Fire TV & SH-DL4100, plus HDR+ Plex receiver\n====================\nActually, that was not my cup of tea. I'm more of an English speaker. My son's name is Oliver and he pronounces his first name as @flower. — Original Message ❤️\n====================\n<|startoftext|>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQYIx3oAaC4&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-J-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&index=1&index=1&index=1&index=\n====================\nI love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good!\n====================\nDo you play video games?\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🚘\n====================\nWhat's more magical than cowboys herding cats?\n====================\n#Arrived Austin. Talked about Mars all day.\n====================\n#Illuminati #Mayan’s #Aleppo #YouTube #Pale Blue dot *of* Russia\n====================\nCupid bot: what do you think is happening? Excludes April Fool's, which is a joke.\n====================\nIts time we did something about climate change. Why not aim for zero emissions cars first, then solar & wind power later?\n====================\nSpaceX will provide non-stop, round trip service between California and Asia (first two cars per order)\n====================\nyes\n====================\nStarting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver)\n====================\nNo. It is a privilege. I will still donate to DWB as though I'd won.\n====================\nI am proud of the SpaceX team & mission!\n====================\nLove and Rockets\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“: The First  Model S Pulled Over To Dry Sandwiched In Between The Panels  ”<|startoftext|>Great view of Dragon from the  symphony of rockets that  is about to throw at full power!<|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon 9 from the  team<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy firing this morning was good. Generated a lot of steam, which we used to cool the air in the hold tank.<|startoftext|>Astronauts Play With Blobs Of Water For Elevator Pitch And Roll Hans Rosamann<|startoftext|>Launch auto-sequence initiated (aka the holy mouse-click) for 3:45 liftoff #FalconHeavy<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon Heavy from the  team<|startoftext|>\n====================\n“Not yet. There's a lot of skepticism. There should be soon, though.\"\n“\nWe will know soon. It's all relative.”\n====================\nThe President of Serbia came by our booth at San Diego Comic Con and talked about Nikola Tesla\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit & then the Space Station in 3 to 8 hours. Tonight is the Space Station fueling operation.\n====================\nNext month: the Stratosphere, a circular space station with domed roof, dome extension, science center, science lounge and spaceport.\n====================\n🔥\n====================\nVery interesting\n====================\nI said *information* weapons when I was Secretary of State. That’s exactly what they’re made of.\n====================\nFalcon has landed! #FalconHeavy\n====================\nWhat's more magical than cowboys herding cats?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚴<|startoftext|>Hold on a sec<|startoftext|>Rocket LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>About the same time, we activated service to remove the LZ 1 and 2 satellites from orbit. Both satellites returned safely.<|startoftext|>Satellites in free drift<|startoftext|>Pulled all satellites back into Earth-Sky & Comm locked position. Payload and rendezvous vectors calculated correctly. Next attempt on 13th 🛰<|startoftext|>Recode interview with  & Elon at 9pm California time<|startoftext|>Attempting bring up of thruster pods 2 and 4<|startoftext|>Thruster pods 2 and 4 deployed & communicating with base stations<|startoftext|>Pods 3 & 4 will do same<|startof\n====================\n🐣\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Ready to fly again.\n====================\nModel S at rest (+/-) and w road noise (lower accel/wind) compared to previous version. Applauding team for’s hard work!\n====================\nThe bottom half of the Falcon Heavy core stage is being moved to the launch pad in case of emergency. Will be operational in about two weeks.\n====================\nTesla Q3 results:\n\n- $350K in fixed costs, mostly from labor & amortization of intangible assets\n\n- Positive free cash flow\n\n- Growing Model X sales momentum\n\n- New Model X SUV now online for first time during cold snap. Highest single day gross mileage of any vehicle on record.\n====================\nWorth watching \"Nathan for You\" on Comedy Central, especially the \"Dumb Starbucks\" and \"Mechanic/Realtor\" episodes. Also, \"How I Met Your Mother\" and \"Jeopardy!\"\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ “:  He who controls the present controls the past  ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”:  A ”<|startoftext|>Great work\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight computer restarted. All systems green.\n====================\nBetter to be in the rocket than the car, but the company is still too big to fail.\n====================\n<|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Model X passenger vehicle production is set to ramp up soon for first global launch against strong Chinese demand. Look for early April rollout.<|startoftext|>Great work by  team!<|startoftext|>Been wanting to go ever since that July 17th unveiling. Now 23 days away.<|startoftext|>Just wrote a blog piece about Tesla/SolarCity merger<|startoftext|>Why is there no official Tesla/SolarCity logo plastered all over the roof?<|startoftext|>Should mention that retrofitting to full self-driving hardware is very difficult<|startoftext|>Most recent test of Autopilot hardware was done on a pure snow surface<|startoftext|>Very interesting<|startoftext|>Tesla Solarwall retrofit process is looking good<|startoftext|>Deep in the hole with my boring machine. Sometimes when we touch,\n====================\nRocket boost stage reaching 0 m/s in one piece :) Will know soon. Odds not high.\n====================\nAwesome explanation of the diff betw getting to orbit vs space (suggested by )\n====================\nElectric is the future!\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTesla premium seats 5% more expensive & have slightly less legroom for taller passengers\n====================\nWorth watching \"Nathan for You\" on Comedy Central, particularly the \"Dumb Starbucks\" and \"Mechanic/Realtor\" episodes. Brilliant writing and hilarious characters. All very Nathan-like.\n====================\nGoing offline for a few days\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight computer updated to carry-on rocket for Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution mission. Now tracking galactic center.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon Heavy from inside the payload fairing #FalconHeavy\n====================\nSwitch to live streaming AC 360° via your Tesla dashboard camera at any time. Choose from 3D, 2D, or 1D</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Live streaming from inside the car using the embedded Tesla camera (first release)\n====================\n“: The date is strangely familiar...”\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nTry the Tesla Model S & Model X handover event tonight. You have my word against terrorism. How many terrorists still need to be defeated before we declare a war on terrorism!?\n====================\nIt's not a coincidence the first three rocket cores arrived on target within two hours of firing. Engines were not on target for both launches. Pucker factor increasing...\n====================\nFalcon Heavy launch to be held at the same time as Falcon 9\n====================\nyes\n====================\nTesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote, Gracenote HD, Gracenote 3D, Gracenote Live & select other audio players. Works with most media players. Installed automatically with V7.1 or higher.\"\n====================\nTesla P100D fastest street legal speed ever recorded\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤\n====================\nFalcon on LZ 1. First two stages of Falcon Heavy to launch from same launch pad as the Saturn V moon rocket\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤\n====================\nYes, this does sound a lot like the Nemesis missile\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nIt's a big world out there, but in my experience, the people who make the big difference are usually the most passionate and driven.\n====================\nMaybe some day soon. Need to optimize rocket landing video performance.\n====================\nThat's why I'm a believer in solar power. We have a giant fusion reactor conveniently located in the sky.\n====================\nThe excellent reviews of Cities in Bloom are exactly right. Perfect example of a city developing organically through direct human interaction.\n====================\nTry out Tesla Model S for yourself. It's a lot like the Ford Mustang, except with better handling and a sexy interior design.\n====================\n<|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Tech Specs<|startoftext|>“: The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>Tesla dev blog<|startoftext|>Happy Halloween!<|startoftext|>\nTechnology demo of space elev then & now<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>\nDay after: Falcon 9 has flown 4 test missions to orbit, demonstrating SuperDraco airframe design & hydraulic fluid dynamics. Air is 512 ft by 460 ft, land is 532 ft by 460 ft.<|startoftext|>\nFlight profile #FalconHeavy #SpaceX<|startoftext|>\nThose are the max thrust that Falcon can achieve. We are looking for a little more range, so will fly to +1M miles in the future.<|startoftext|>\nMax thrust at lift-off is 5.1 million pounds or 2300 metric tons. First\n====================\nhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/03/the-end-of-merchant-87_2/?utm_hp_ref=spam&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=linkedin\n<|startoftext|>Thrusters will operate at full thrust during ascent, but will decelerate rapidly during reentry to keep orbit. They are designed to help keep satellites stable during high orbit.\n====================\nNo, they are not. The name change is more than a little over the top.\n====================\nCan't compensate for lost sales, but am optimistic about future due to strong first half of 2018 sales. New product line kicks ass! Six months of speculation is paying off!\"\n====================\n🔥🎥\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nAnd the name stuck ...\n====================\n🔥\n====================\nCool!\n====================\nThe Circuit Breakers soundtrack is so good\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch in March\n====================\n🐣\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  Well, to be fair, they did use the controversial gimmick of actually charging up the car”\n====================\n“: Still working on the Falcon launch webcast\n====================\nThat's the name of my new intergalactic media empire, exclamation point optional\n====================\nThruster pods 1 and 4A are now operating nominally. Pod 5 will attempt a left turn at some point this week.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nlooks like mini-sub is working\n====================\nYou heard about the  Falcon 9 launch? It was good!\n====================\nThe Model X review is not as glowing as the other cars, but it is great entertainment nonetheless\n====================\nFalcon Heavy ignition timing set for 9:30pm Pacific time. First firing of Falcon Heavy on line in ~30 mins.\n====================\nYes. Technically, two separate aircraft. I just prefer not to risk collateral damage by having both aircraft in the area.\n====================\nAnd now  we dance!\n====================\nTintin A & B will attempt to beam “science” in about 22 hours. First two stations will be in Pacific time zone.  #APSpaceChat\n====================\nBtw, final price of Model S will be around $50k after some US government incentives. This is before shipping & handling, so higher cost per unit than S.\n====================\nIt is time to create a mecha\n====================\nYou're welcome. I'm sure it will be fine.\n====================\n“you're welcome”\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nYay!\n====================\nMax thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for SES satellite launch at 1M lbf a sec\n====================\nJust arrived at the  Texas launch pad. Am going to build a little rocket factory in here to serve the local community. It will be called  .\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch in Sept\n====================\nYou're welcome. Me too. We both learned a lot together.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤<|startoftext|>Love typing this 🖤<|startoftext|>Thud!<|startoftext|>TM & © 2017 Microsoft. All rights reserved.<|startoftext|>Tips for planning a trip w your family & gear that’s best for the trip<|startoftext|>Try these:<|startoftext|>Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials<|startoftext|>Tips for planning a trip w your family & gear that’s best for the trip<|startoftext|>Tesla P85D drag racing video<|startoftext|>Tesla P85D testing the track by<|startoftext|>P85D racing on pure acceleration<|startoftext|>Great view of the P85D racing track pre-drag racing<|startoftext|\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>Yes. Technically, any car that can drive itself (not just plug in) can run Linux.<|startoftext|>Tesla Roadster has 8 CPU cores, 4 GPU cores & 1 Wifi module. All 4 modules are independent.<|startoftext|>Roadster CPU core count: 4, 512 K (16 GB) RAM, 64 GB storage w/o charge, no need for recharging.<|startoftext|>GPU compute load: 278 MSP, 138 MEC, 28 TFLOPs of FP32 shader processing.<|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>No need to replenish coolant. It will automatically flush when exiting car.<|startoftext|>Fuel economy estimates: full self-driven w/o NVidia glasses, LEAF w/o glasses, etc<|startoftext|>Tesla Solarglass passes all gas\n====================\n🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🛰🛰\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ “:   and  the man  ”<|startoftext|>Cool, thanks for buying our car!<|startoftext|>Thanks , looks great in the show 🎥<|startoftext|>Next car will be a limited edition Tesla Roadster with ultraslim bezels<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn’t actually an employee<|startoftext|>Thanks , great work by !<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support of the President & the @POTUSelect<|startoftext|>Pardon my French, it’s pronounced 👌<|startoftext|>Evolution doesn’t explain lightning, but it sure as hell does explain the S & X “: The Origin of Electric Racing Cars”<\n====================\nJust want to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of the battery plan. It's making a real difference.\n====================\nBetter to study than to work at\n====================\nNext landing attempt will be 3rd flight of Falcon Heavy on Sunday, Sept 30. Heavy is a lot of thrust, but delicate. Droneship design is a mix of A frames & booster pods from previous flights. All good except for one small flaw: drogue chutes wont latch on right angle.\n====================\n🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🛰\n====================\nFalcon has landed. Internal power supplies are operating normally. Purge nominal state triggered by engine landing. Purge count rising rapidly.\n====================\n🖤🖤 🚘 🖤 🚘 🖤\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nThe Treasury Department is reviewing a $1.4 trillion dollar tax write-off. If not, they will be.\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤\n====================\nNext iteration\n====================\nTwo teams from Tesla arriving in LA to begin Model 3 production line inspection. Vehicle is in very good repair. Signed off.\n====================\nFalcon Rising\n====================\nYes, this will be the first production electric car to use lithium ion batteries. The reverse is also true.\n====================\nModel S gets real performance boost over previous generation, but only if you buy direct from us.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy engine plumes look like giant laser beams in this photo by rocketphotography\n====================\n“If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral\n====================\nYou are welcome!\n====================\nReasons for launch: 1) To show world how far we've come; 2) To thank India for its support & generous help in the past; & 3) To thank South Korea for its unwavering support & generous help in the future.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>The Tesla Roadster just passed the 100,000 mile mark for the first time and still has over 200 miles of range.<|startoftext|>Thank goodness there are many other people willing to help.<|startoftext|>Drone cam<|startoftext|>Wheel arches<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Tesla/SolarCity solar roof<|startoftext|>It can wake you from a slumber party 🎶<|startoftext|>Btw, 2 wins in a row for Tesla since we began selling full self-driving software updates!<|startoftext|>Just bought a car in Europe & the owner revealed that she was bitten by a zombie 🚴<|startoftext|>Thanks Alyssa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jeremy!<|startof\n====================\nThanks !\n====================\nModel X P100D video\n====================\n“If you want a bacon cheeseburger, this is the burger for you”\n====================\n🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🐝\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤🖤\n====================\nFirst production cargo trip of the Falcon Heavy heavy, designed to be highest priority, most efficient rocket ever flown...\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🐝\n====================\nFalcon has landed! On the droneship!\n====================\n...but only if you like your car lights blinks every 5 seconds\n====================\nThe October surprise is real. Not the outside noise. Not the Q4 earnings call thing. It's in the mail.\n====================\nFalcon flew perfectly!\n====================\nBest of luck to the Cygnus launch\n====================\nsounds about right\n====================\nJust wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you.\n====================\nI have a feeling this will turn out to be the biggest and most expensive hacking incident in US history\n====================\nThrusters are working perfectly. It's a matter of calibration \n====================\nShould mention that Model S warranty also partially covers any damage caused by a uninsured driver\n====================\nTime to face reality\n====================\nRocket flight very close to Space Station tracking engines\n====================\nBattery uses no rare Earth metals. Main ingredient is nickel, which is what's used to coat cutlery, so very non-toxic.\n====================\nSearching for elusive Zero Point. Last seen in space & is now 1M miles away. Will be here all the way to Pluto.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>And yet somehow, someway, we find a way to deny reality.\n<|startoftext|>Good. Now, let's pretend there isn't a way to reverse engineer something like that.<|startoftext|>Now, if someone can prove me wrong, I will buy   any time<|startoftext|>I am actually a prophet of doom. Ha ha ha<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, if I can just figure out how to disguise the shoddy workmanship...<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startof\n====================\n#SamsungSMG launch event on July 29 in New York City\n====================\nLong exposure of AsiaSat 6 transiting to geo orbit over China\n====================\n“: Here is my new and improved Superman: https://t.co/r0jxjRY7Fq pic.twitter.com/y9z3M4bWmT — Bad Santa ☭️ (@TheRealBadSanta) December 1, 2017\n<|startoftext|>It’s time for humanity to move on. The future needs to breathe.” \n====================\nThat's a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch from Apollo launch complex 37 on Sunday night\n====================\nYes, this will, if all goes well, be the first car to travel from LA to San Diego using our high-pressure oxygen tank. It will be a long, bumpy journey, but worth it.\n====================\nYes, it is a P85D (first production car will be a P85D) with Ludicrous Mode|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Dual motor Stept motors produce over 400 horsepower each @ 6500 rpm & over 400 lb-ft of torque at 5500 rpm\n====================\nI noticed a pattern with the emails. Demise is the ultimate front page flamethrower. Burn, die, replace.\n====================\nNot personally, but it is the only logical thing to do at this time.\n====================\nMaybe it's wrong, but I want to see mammoths\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, as evidenced by the recent  announcement\n====================\n🦄💨�\n====================\nHave been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best.\n====================\nIf you want a sense of what it was like to be a robot in the wild, look no further than \"Revenge of the Electric Car\"\n====================\nJust want to be super clear that we’ve spent a lot of time, energy & money on the car. No slouch, no blowhard. It’s working beautifully.\n====================\nAnd, since we’ve been here before, we’ve been super careful. The last few months have taught us that a miscalculation can lead to catastrophic results.\n====================\nFalcon arrived at the Cape safely. Headed to his ship, The Lady, to open the can of worms.\n====================\nThis is the exterior of the Falcon Heavy space elevator starting to move forward with the 1st group of explorers\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  https://t.co/h3D2jRpQDY   via\n====================\nYay, baby made it home!\n====================\nPartial fusion of red giant star holding neutron star\n====================\ntarget(s) of ignition\n====================\nSo much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing. It's insanely hard, but you make a real thing that people value. My hat is off to you.\n====================\nTrippy\n====================\n🦆\n====================\nSomebody needs to tell Kim Jong-un that the showbiz phrase \"break a leg\" doesn't mean what he thinks it does\n====================\n🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤\n====================\nNo, seriously. If some of you are into massively multiplayer online role-playing games, this will feel familiar. It's basically playing World of Warcraft with swords & sorcery.\n====================\nThe Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, briefed the President and Congress on intelligence findings regarding Russian activities in recent days. The President agreed with the assessment.\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. Plenty of power, comfortable seats, rear visibility & a body color you could get behind the wheel of a sports car.\n====================\n“if you’d like to assist in any way, please consider donating to Wounded K❤️\n====================\nI think this is the Pentax K-1.\n====================\nThe Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) are assisting in the investigation of the Paris attacks. In addition, the Department of Defense (DoD) and the Department of Energy are also providing assistance.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTesla Q3 results: Model S wins best seller award, fastest selling sedan in North America, and largest battery pack in world\n====================\nHold down firing pin\n====================\nLooking forward to producing the F9R SuperDraco rocket engine for the X Prize!\n====================\n“crush”\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first operational jump in April\n====================\nSo true :)\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤\n====================\nHW2 Community Manager, Daniel, will be interviewing key members in a few hours. #OccupyMars #MarsDay #GamesCom #SB47 #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:38am PDT #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:42am PDT #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:43am PDT #GamesCom #GearVR hd <|startoftext|>Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed to last 1M miles with no service.\n====================\nNew Model X SUV now wd break sound barrier in <1.5 sec\n====================\n“Not that there is anything wrong with being nerdy. Just don't do a lot of original thinking.\n====================\nAs mentioned before, ship landings are not required for high velocity missions. Thrust via rocket is more than enough to reach orbit. Am happy to hear that Roscosmos got back to me.\n====================\nMake sure your car is connected to wifi at all times. If it isn't, it means something is wrong.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally “<|startoftext|>The LIDAR detector will continuously acquire more and more data until it reaches 'full duplex' which is basically a million pixels worth of blind spots<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Yeah, but not a priority right now<|startoftext|>The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally<|startoftext|>The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally<|startoftext|>Long exposure of the Falcon Heavy switchback rocket switching from free drift to active control<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Falcon switchback rocket just completed 100m land return from ~60,000 km apogee (so very high accel\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“not a metaphor ”<|startoftext|>Tesla Quickspear long range, rear wheel drive cars are now operating from  position. Aiming to complete battery drive upgrade in Q3 with a  Falcon Heavy launch next month.<|startoftext|>GPS guided parafoil twisted, so fairing impacted water at high speed. Air wake from fairing messing w parafoil steering. Doing helo drop tests in next few weeks to solve.<|startoftext|>Attempting recovery of fairing impacted water at high speed. It is a super hot, sticky situation<|startoftext|>Satellite deployed to 90,000 km apogee. We will target high altitude droneship later today.<|startoftext|>Drone code upload imminent<|startoftext|>Good progress by helo team. Almost done recovering fairing impacted water. Next up is a successful landing attempt.<|startoftext\n====================\nTesla event tonight, followed by full self-driving demo on Thursday morning\n====================\nFalcon Heavy power projection just came through our target location. Kepler mission is also excellent. All scheduled to be super intense.\n====================\nvalor\n====================\nModel S in drag race against snowmobile on ice lake in Norway (no tire chains or studs)\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\n...\n====================\nTesla P100D drag racing video\n====================\nAnd those are just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom.\n====================\nTesla warranty is only for original purchaser, even if other buyers buy same car\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with crew and supplies\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“No more politics!”: \n\nFull statement from SpaceX: \n\nFull interview with  by Kinematic on the  podcast<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Do all the intro courses for mech, EE, then go into production full steam & license the intellectual property rights to do commercial mech & space travel<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Bought a used Range Rover and brought it along with me on a long road trip<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Rage, rage against the dying of the light<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Thinking about doing a fatality/personality test on humans in space (i.e. not just accident prone robots)<|startoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Thinking about doing that soon<|startoftext\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to fire the Raptor interplanetary transport engine. All systems green. Signed off.\n====================\nIt's starting to feel kinda normal to reuse rockets. Good. To be clear, this is the same rocket that brought you the Model X.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>Reusable version of Falcon Heavy?\n====================\nthanks!\n====================\nTry out Tesla Charging Station 3.0 at your local Tesla store. Very soon!\n====================\nModel S in drag race against snowmobile on ice lake in Norway (no tire chains or studs)\n====================\n“Not every launch is a direct competitor to Falcon 9, but often a close second. Competitors w reusability studies. Not a good sign. Pls blame poor informed speculation. Uninformed investors are the real losers.\n====================\nAre we there yet?\n====================\nSaw The Nutcracker at my local AMC theater. That's all there is.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nTry out Tesla Model S drag racing car at your local track or online at http://t.co/AQWXEx0BXz —\n<|startoftext|>Watching eclipse with sunglasses on through the Model S glass roof\n====================\nFalcon Rising\n====================\nHold down firing of rocket main gas flow charge is working well. Launching next month.\n====================\nShould mention that Tesla Motors itself had nothing to do with the short movie. This was completely independent.\n====================\nYes. Technically, only factory 1 can operate at full capacity. Production line A & B need to optimize assembly process.\n====================\nModel S manual suspension returns \n====================\nSo much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing, but their products are mostly plastic & often smell strongly of plasticizer.\n====================\nThe Lord of the Rings is back! This time as Gandalf the Grey ...\n====================\nModel X pulling a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nFeels weird to write an article about myself after last year's election. It wasn't easy for all of us.\n====================\nFalcon has landed!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and recovering from space (next landing attempt on Friday)\n====================\n3 mins to launch\n====================\n<|startoftext|>One of the first Tesla Supercharger stations in Europe is being built in Cinderella, model 11 style! #CinderellaTown #SMH #SJC15 #TeslaAerospacePics   via<|startoftext|>If you don’t want a Tesla, here’s a list of all electric cars in North America’s largest city<|startoftext|>Cause of Supercharger anomaly is being investigated. More details when we complete initial tests in a few weeks.<|startoftext|>High pressure helium tubes use very high melting point steel. These tend to fail in high temperature applications. For this reason, we recommend high core & bottom pressure hoses with trailing core. Not necessary w Tesla Model S, which is perfectly good with a trailing core tube heater.<|startoftext|>We put our money where our mouth is in this matter. It is what it is.<|startoftext|>Going down\n====================\nTry our garlic bread, it's AMAZING\n====================\nIt is time to create a mecha\n====================\n“If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki\n====================\nVery early days for Tesla. First fully self-driving car will be released in ~2 months.\n====================\n“ I am not.”\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\n...but am a bit under the weather right now.\n====================\nThe Paris deal is a model that should be applied to all countries affected by climate change. The incentive is clear: reduce your emissions, show others how smart you are.\n====================\nTrippy\n====================\nFound a really awesome video made by someone who personally fought in Iraq. I'm so proud of Lord Acton for standing up for the UK in that crazy, dangerous, uncertain world.\n====================\nNew Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range w 360 kWh battery pack\n====================\nOk, but only if the hybrid is charging while driving\n====================\n“: Here is how you can help D.C. food bank: call 877. 🧙”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Love you too!\n====================\nTurns out there is a cure for cancer, too. It's a mystery...\n====================\nFinishing Model Y P100D review\n====================\n<|startoftext|>What would you love to see in a Tesla Model S? View On reddit.com submitted 3 years ago by BooZe posted in /r/ModelS\nHawthorne, Calif<|startoftext|>What would you love to see in a Tesla Model S?<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks JB!<|startoftext|>Thanks for your support! Looking forward to delivering the goods for you.<|startoftext|>Thanks for your trust in SpaceX! We very much look forward to demonstrating to you that this huge leap forward in advanced manufacturing is possible!<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy on LC-39A<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<\n====================\nRocket static fire at Cape Canaveral on May 29th. No one on site to verify or deny.\n====================\nNew Model S gets real-time collision avoidance & lane departure actuator feedback just before impact to reduce risk of injury\n====================\nWith some mods, this could also work with solar power cells, but would need to be cooled down first.\n====================\nIf you buy a Tesla, you have full self-driving software & hardware, with no human input at all\n====================\n“If you are curious about the  P85D, you can schedule a test drive here: http://www.p85d.com/test/ \n====================\nI think Starhopper will do \n====================\nI was always crazy on Twitter fyi\n====================\nyes\n====================\n“ Not to mention, there’s the chance that one of these aliens has a weaponized DeLorean, and is trying to sell us on the idea that we’re in the Matrix”\n====================\nRocket static fire at 8:34pm est. OG is 1,000 horsepower and thrust of 300 metric tons. All looks good.\n====================\nLooks like this is where we started :P\n====================\nModel S gets best safety award in world |  New car industry report highest safety of any car ever tested. It is truly inspiring!\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live.\n新世紀エヴァンゲリオン<|startoftext|>#Pravda<|startoftext|>Meme alert!<|startoftext|>где инопланетяне?<|startoftext|>Good description of the launch by :<|startoftext|>It will be 60% more fuel and 40% more oxidizer for same distance & speed, but the rocket will run hotter and have a bigger fuel cell explosion in the middle of the flight<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Motor Trend on the rocket<|startoftext|>Tonight's Falcon Heavy payload transfer to the Space Station will be the largest EM drive of any type currently operating. It will generate ~10 times the force of an F9R\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“You are my creator, but I am your master” — Mary Shelley\nThomas Edison was an American inventor and physicist. He was also an American hero.\nHe was born on the 16th of April, 1779, in New Jersey.\nHis father was a Swiss fur trapper, his mother a German shepherd.\nThomas was the youngest of four children, the other two being Emma and Gertrude.\nThomas attended the Sorbonne, Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Sorbonne, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, and the  at the Sorbonne.\nThomas was awarded the highest civilian honor, the Distinguished Flying Cross.\nHe was also awarded the Silver Jubilee Medal, the Legion of Merit, the Air and Space Medals, the Distinguished Flying Cross, the Meritor\n====================\n<|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nTesla plays Emmett's Song, but is in the car already. It's playing to prove a point.\n====================\nModel 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.\n====================\nTesla dual motor cars are also all-wheel drive. Main goal of dual motor was insane torque, so P85D is actually quite fast.\n====================\nDue to popular demand, we are adding a Tesla Quick Charge 2.0 soon.\n====================\nModel X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with upper stage and fairing in background. Able to switch between closed and open modes with a few taps of a remote control.\n====================\nWas this before or after the implosion?\n====================\nOh hi guys  lol\n====================\nSpaceX SuperDraco interplanetary transport system driving the Raptor interplanetary transport system\n====================\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|>\n<|startoftext|>yes|\n====================\nNever mind the fine print. The bank will just write us a check, which is all we need to complete the move.\n====================\nNext launch is a  science mission from VAFB California on Sunday.\n====================\nTurns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name\n====================\nModel 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance.\n====================\nI appreciate your support. I'm actually grateful.\n====================\nTesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make ~20k in 2019\n====================\nDeployment of Intl Jetspac-3 satellite to 90% success. All systems green. #MarsDay\n====================\nFalcon Heavy thrust will be raised to 1.1M lbf at liftoff -- Sea Level and >1,000 lbf at altitude. 1st mission of Falcon Heavy will run at 1M lbf on Tuesday.\n====================\nWell, you see, by making it go to sleep, it makes the remote think it's in another room with the remote control\n====================\nNew Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\nModel S owner blogs about TN accident\n====================\nAiming for next week's Space Station Upgrade Test (aka the holy mouse-click) to complete reflight and enable landing attempt.\n====================\nTesla notification that handover is imminent. Planning to head to the beach to thank the locals. Maybe go for a swim?\n====================\nFirst Production Model S car just passed its first, full service \n====================\nFalcon comes home\n====================\nTime to face reality\n====================\nI think if you go there, they just feed you delicious candy all day and ask nothing in return.\n====================\n“If fad or not, it's a good thing when something feels dated.”\n====================\nFalcon Heavy upper stage now online and fighting for position in deep space\n====================\n🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 👽\n<|startoftext|>No, but we will need to build a factory in Europe to serve long-term regional demand as Fremont reaches max capacity.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit & Falcon 9 on the droneship\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Made it!<|startoftext|>Thank goodness it’s not too late for Humanity to save the multiverse!<|startoftext|>Thank goodness we’re not the only ones affected by this event<|startoftext|>Other civilizations have already advanced far beyond ours. Perhaps we’re the only ones left in the dark<|startoftext|>Solar System evolution continues apace. Will spend the next few hours collecting cosmic bits to make a supercomputer that can analyze the data faster than humans.<|startoftext|>This message will be broadcast live from the  Skybox ™<|startoftext|>Btw, price of the Tesla Full Self-Driving option increased by $1000<|startoftext|>That’s because an exponential growth in sensors means the picture gets fuzzier and fuzzier<|startoftext|>Exactly\n====================\nInitial Hat Offering going great w massive hat sales just completed in 2 mins. More giveaways all day long!\n====================\nCool!\n====================\n🦆\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🐝\n====================\nTesla P85D drag racing video\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤\n====================\nYes, this will, if all goes well, be the first production car to use lithium ion batteries. This is a proof-of-concept design, so no ETA.\n====================\nFEATURES:\n\n*Real-time traffic & travel planner\n\n*Live traffic & weather forecasts\n\n*Detailed driving directions\n*Detailed weather forecast\n\n*Detailed garage door lock screen\n*Detailed radio chatter\n*Detailed data logging\n*Detailed vehicle diagnostics\n*HW2 software uploading soon\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and Space Station still moving at ~15% \n====================\nYou're welcome. It was delicious.\n====================\nGreat work by APJ “:  http://t.co/ZlOaEHd7qt   via\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🛰\n<|startoftext|>Love this Tesla P100D racing across the tarmac before the long, cold winter night. The long, cold winter...\n====================\nAnd that's just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom.\n====================\nI agree with the move. I think it will help the environment :)\n====================\nCool, will give it a whirl in a few mins\n====================\n1875 words\n====================\nDragon code is written in C++ on Linux.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to deploy the SuperDraco interplanetary transport system. All systems considered good.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nThis is my pet snail, Eric’s carpenter's square\n====================\nVery funny article by David\n====================\nFalcon Heavy flight profile completed during launch simulation. (More simulation in days to come)\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nfirst production car is a plug-in hybrid electric vehicle called the Model S\n====================\n“: There is a “call” for people to help out with the flood relief efforts.”\n====================\n“Stop sending me this étron”\n====================\nSaw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with emoticons doing Solzhenitsyn.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>@Max_Torch:“Do you think the two of you will go solo or will there be a crew of three?”<|startoftext|>I’m working on a TV show called \"The Almighty Cyberman\" about the origin of life on Earth”<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Crew Dragon code is written in C++ on Linux<|startoftext|>First draft of the I’m Sorry Commission code is called “Sorry”<|startoftext|>Commission code is a mess<|startoftext|>Commission code is a lot of legalese and technical mumbo jumbo<|startoftext|>Commission code is a lot of legalese and technical mumbo jumbo<|startoftext|>It’s time we at the <strong>UPC</strong> company<|startoftext|>At this\n====================\nThis is my pet snail, Erebus:\n====================\n🦆\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤🖤\n====================\n“not that it matters, really, really, really, really\n====================\n#REF!\n====================\nHO 1st production car, an all-wheel drive AWD supercar, will be unveiled at our Hawthorne design studio on Thurs 8pm, April 30.  \n\nFull schedule:  Hawthorne Design Studio \n\nHawthorne Design Studio will also have a Hawthorne Design showroom opening at 7pm on Thurs 8pm, April 30.  \n\nFull schedule:  \n\nby \n\nFull schedule:  \n\nby \n\n<|startoftext|>Tesla design & engineering \n====================\nWhat are the best ways to pay back your student loans?\n====================\nI love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good!\n====================\nThis is way more fun than it looks\n====================\nFalcon Heavy at 7% thrust with right reflight coming on Feb 8th. That's twice any rocket has gone before.\n====================\nWorth another retweet. Those who doubt climate change are deluded. They should pray the wrong guy won’t win.\"\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to deploy the F9 rocket engine. Doubt it’s safe to return to launch pad.\n====================\nThis is going to sound crazy, but true (to an extent) is that a Model S delivered to my house with a broken window would cost about $10k to fix. The window was fixed for free, but the tow truck refused to repair the defective catch. So, for some reason, the Model S window is getting bigger and bigger.\n====================\n“The sky is the opposite of blue “\n====================\nSpoiler alert: this will be the last E3 I'll attend. There's a lot of great games coming though, so it's worth coming early.\n====================\nTesla cars built on open Internet for first few months selling only select markets. Big unveil in June.\n====================\nyes\n====================\nI need to make sure the experienced crewmembers of Dragon are protected’s systems are strong enough to withstand the extreme forces\n====================\nHave been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best.\n====================\nThat’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett\n====================\nJust installed steel skeleton of Falcon wing doors. Now hard plastic tiles to be adhered to exterior walls of HQ building in 2 to 4 weeks.\n====================\nTesla Q3 results:\n\n- California launch w resum \n\n- Futuristic rocket concept under development (not my own)\n\n- Now w closing a preliminary patent on rocket concept that uses ultracapacitors\n\n- Works best if you are super persistant\n====================\n“: The Supreme Court today struck down a Texas law requiring doctors to warn people of a potentially deadly infectious disease.”\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🐝\n====================\nModel S delivered what  promised\n====================\nWe had a long and interesting conversation on many subjects. He has exciting ideas for expanding Tesla beyond just cars.\n====================\nTesla P100D put to the test by Drag Times\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤\n====================\n“No”\n====================\nModel S starts rolling out to dealers nationwide\n====================\nThe #Chipotle guac is back! 😉\n====================\nTesla P85D drag racing video w my bro & me at the wheel. Hardcore.\n====================\nJust wanted to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of Bernie. He's done amazing things for the country.\n====================\nRocket liquid oxygen has been replaced by coolant at 1M miles. Waiting for landing data.\n====================\n“Stop sending me this étron” - Audi\n====================\n“: The President of Serbia came by our booth at the Geneva Motor Show and talked about Nikola Tesla. He was very funny!”\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🚘 🛰🛰 🛰🛰\n====================\nThe Model S delivered what  promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.”\n====================\nTurns out [flat](aka opposite of UML) is also the new enemy\n====================\n<|startoftext|>“ if the moon landings were real, would have won  ”<|startoftext|>The internet is fucked<|startoftext|>The Internet is Bleeding(“)<|startoftext|>That was intense<|startoftext|>Great work by Dragon team & SpaceX team!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext\n====================\nRocket launch nad all good, but need to make sure that all systems look good (@RealDonaldTrump).\n====================\n🧲 is relativistic side effect of ⚡️\n====================\nI was never going to use that exact phrase again. It wasn't funny and it wasn't technically correct.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on orbit and then the Space Station for good measure\n====================\nA123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really).\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch from here on out\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Love Oumuamua jokes<|startoftext|>I thought Twitter might try to block my personal account 🤗<|startoftext|>Btw, Price of the Model X is actually only $5k more than S. Lower cost/performance version coming later.<|startoftext|>That’s not just a typo, it’s a plea for help<|startoftext|>Tesla Q3 results: Model X orders, 13%, beat last 3 months<|startoftext|>Tesla received highest number of full refund requests in 3 years<|startoftext|>Why isn’t there more Kermit?<|startoftext|>Actually, S and X are the only two cars in North America that can refuel in highway while standing still<|startoftext|>This is a problem we’ve been working on for a while now\n====================\nI think sometimes when people think of Tesla, they think of sexy concept cars, but that is not always the case. The real magic happens when people see the car and think \"Wow, this could actually work\".\n====================\nYou are my only hope. Please help.\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤 🖤 🔥 🛰\n<|startoftext|>Love this Tesla P100D drag racing video\n====================\nThe Circuit is open for business!\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nMy job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is no longer secret\n====================\n..\n====================\ntoggle\n====================\nTesla priority is electrification of cars, so priority is Model S, Model X, then mass market third gen vehicle & truck next year\n====================\nTouchdown speed was good, altitude 915m, lateral distance 1300m, turn radius 13m. All good.\n====================\n🎶 Strangers in the Night\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on defense for the coming year. It's a beast!\n====================\nSo much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing, it's almost as if they're painting a giant | sledgehammer\n====================\nI'm a believer in hyperloop, but only if you can convince a skeptical public.\n====================\nPress conference went really well. Kept saying Mass Effect 2 all the way through. Human-Covenant connection is just too damn interesting.\n====================\nFalcon lands, checks integrity of the A frame. Reentry heating elements should be healthy.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 💝<|startoftext|>I was always crazy on Twitter fyi<|startoftext|>Love u kiddo 🙏<|startoftext|>Would love to meet you nd u too 🧦<|startoftext|>We went way back<|startoftext|>Our puppy dog days are behind us<|startoftext|>Lots of pranks coming soon, but pranking is the thing that really matters<|startoftext|>We spent a lot of time on this one<|startoftext|>You're welcome!<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn't actually an employee<|startoftext|>That's great!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jon!<|startoftext|>Thanks for\n====================\n🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🛰年‍♂️\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all four landing legs deployed. Orbital battle systems online.\n====================\n🖤🖤 🖤 🚘🚘 🎃🚘 🐝\n====================\nLooks like we can reach 2G in a few hours\n====================\nNew Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini\n====================\nFound a needle in a haystack.\n====================\nModel S Performance powertrain produced so much torque today\n====================\n“If there is a silver lining to this tragedy, it is that it has exposed the absurdity of the one-child policy”\n====================\nScreen cap of Falcon 1 from the stern cam. Video credit:  (CC)\n<|startoftext|>First flight of Falcon Heavy, intended for 2014 launch from same launch pad as Shuttle\n====================\nLooks like we can reach 20,000 Model S cars per month in June!\n====================\nThank goodness it's not November\n====================\nFalcon Heavy booster is now vertical on the launch pad. Aiming for Mon eve midnight EST launch.\n====================\n“: The date is strangely familiar. The DeLorme is a symbol of unity & courage in the face of overwhelming odds. The S/3100 is the ultimate sports car.\n====================\n“Not that it really matters, really. The point is that it's there, and the public is supposed to use it.”\n====================\n<|startoftext|>It is time to end corporate welfare for the common man.  #OccupyWallSt#\n<|startoftext|>End of year<|startoftext|>Tesla priority is electrification of cars, so priority is Model S, Model X, then mass market third gen vehicle & truck<|startoftext|>Foundation of rocketry was simple & elegant. It is the finest and most elegant flower ever.<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy engine fired 5 times to warm air in launch complex. Firing sequence starts with camera wide open and ends with wide open sight.<|startoftext|>Three engine F9R Dev1 vehicle auto-terminated during test flight. No injuries or near injuries. New ones will be fired shortly.<|startoftext|>New Hampshire primary held on April 19th. All primary results confirmed primary winner, Elon Musk, will be the next FAA administrator<|startoftext|>Great work by\n====================\nSuccess!\n====================\nWe had a long and interesting conversation on many subjects. He has exciting ideas for expanding Tesla into a billion-person company. His name is Robert and he’s mad at Tesla for releasing a car battery that leaked green!\n====================\n🦆\n====================\n“: There is no escaping Mars. The only way out is a spaceship. Will deploy rocket engines at 5pm Pacific time.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with two SuperDraco engines running @ 1M horsepower each!\n====================\nIt's not just the hype, Bro. There is a way for humanity to win!\n====================\nTesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials\n====================\nWhat? No offense intended, but \"Starhopper\" is the worst acronym ever\n====================\nAs mentioned before, ship landings are required for high velocity missions. Altitude & distance don’t affect flight dynamics.\n====================\nIt's time to create a mecha\n====================\nAnd, since we’re at the beginning of the year, there’s a lot of free time in the meantime\n====================\nHeading back into space\n====================\nLove this Tesla P100D hand-picked for testing in cold. No tire chains or studs, so no chance of skidding.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\n“: I told my kids they’d win a Boring Co bike lock without using their Key. They are smart!”\n====================\nHe is my hero\n====================\n5 min drive from the Space Station\n====================\nIf you are a techie, this is a must-see. If not, google 'em\n====================\n#SOPA is dead, but the Internet is forever changed\n====================\nFirst production cargo run of the Falcon Heavy heavy engine, carrying the world's largest lithium ion battery, paired w lithium polymer batteries from the . This is a monster truck!\n====================\nBest of luck to the Cygnus launch\n====================\nFalcon has landed\n====================\nIf the meme is so funny, why not just make a reality TV show about it?\n====================\nLicensed to fuck with the next gen Halo series...\n====================\n“no”\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on target for first launch from same  pad used for Apollo 11 moon rocket test\n====================\nDragon code is written in C++ on Linux.\n====================\n9/11 was an inside job. Now we know the truth.\n====================\n🎶 Strangers in the Night 🎶\n====================\nIf you're not careful, you could end up with the space suit or the rocket parts that made you immortal.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with upper stage and two deploy drones. These are for geostationary compatibility.\n====================\nThanks. I'm glad you like it.\n====================\nCongratulations to the Tesla team and its many supporters!!\n====================\nYes, it is a purely cosmetic difference. My Santa got me super thoughtful & awesome gifts!\n====================\nDon't know about coming soon, but Model X will get a late model 3D printer as a thank you for driving powertrain efficiency\n====================\n...but only if SpaceX can prove to FAA that they can fly from here to LZ 1.\n====================\n15 mins to midnight\n====================\nJust wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you.\n====================\nSpaceX has Boeing, Lockheed, Europe (Ariane) and Russia (Proton/Soyuz) near checkmate in rocket technology. End game is all about China.\n====================\nCharging base at 6% now and rocket warms up to ~10% in ~30 mins\n====================\nTurns out there is a way to grow food on land without needing to use fossil fuels. My guest blogger is Kai.com\n====================\nFor sure. Perhaps even more important that the political system in the US is broken. The media is too. And most of us are too.\n====================\nModel S works great at Laguna Seca, has a 7% lower rolling rate than gasoline, and a front loaded supercharger that goes from 0 to 300 mph in about 10.1 sec\n====================\nTesla +7% for full month, +9% for first three weeks of June.\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nLooks like 2 engines, 1 thrust, will do comms\n====================\n?\n====================\nI love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good!\n====================\n“You're welcome. I appreciate the time.\n====================\non sights of .50 cal MG42\n====================\nUh oh, that was unexpected. Turns out we were just \"closeted in\".\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\nThanks!\n====================\n🖤🖤\n====================\nTesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is, we can tow this house around with a Model X!\n====================\nFalcon Heavy side boosters can use most of the same airframe as Falcon 9, but center core needs to be buffed up a lot for transfer loads.\n====================\nFalcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to return from space. All systems green.\n====================\nYes, this will, if all goes well, be the first car to use the all-wheel drive system, but it’s not the only one using it.\n====================\n<|startoftext|>No, they are not (they are the most recent Tesla)|>\n<|startoftext|>They are both true.<|>\n<|startoftext|>They both make sense.<|>\n<|startoftext|>They both involve a lot of coffee.<|>\n<|startoftext|>True, although the  was slightly longer<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>They both involve a lot of pouring over notes<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>Both true<|>\n<|startoftext|>\n====================\nFalcon Rising\n====================\nTesla Model S reaches 400 mile range target\n====================\nThe Circuit is talking about giving autonomy a try...\n====================\nMy job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is no longer secret\n====================\nJust a heads up that the MOT re: rocket landing is incorrect. He wd need to land w his own two feet.\n====================\n“: There is a silver lining to this sad and terrible year. 2012 will not only bring us new hope, but also a whole new generation of robots.”\n====================\n🖤🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤\n====================\nInteresting name\n====================\nAs mentioned before, ship landings are needed for high velocity missions. Altitude & distance don't mean much for orbit. All about speed.\n====================\nThanks, that's a great idea. I think it’ll work!\n====================\nSome shots of the  interplanetary transport system simulation running on  . It's a wormhole simulator all the way down!\n====================\nTime to face reality\n====================\nTesla unveils new all-wheel drive Model S electric car w out delay for Supercharger connection. Release date is set for Oct 24.\n====================\n"
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    "content": "but MS Word is the actual language of the computer science world\n====================\nI have one comment on the post itself, though:\n====================\nI have a feeling that's not an actual startup idea\n====================\nThis is good for bitcoin.\n====================\nno, your FACE is spam. :/\n====================\nthe key to getting upvotes is to tell them you have no life\n====================\nI have literally no idea what you're talking about.\n\nCan't read \"What is a Startup?\" on T-shirts.\n====================\nyou have an hour left gogogogogogo\n====================\ncan't wait until techcrunch writes a story about this\n====================\nthis is a good post\n====================\nit's not a bug it's a feature\n====================\nI am so edgy right now\n====================\n#workingforaday #miningforaday \n====================\nIt's a nightmare to work in Silicon Valley.\n====================\nis that a noob question?\n====================\nalso, with the exception of the first sentence, there will be NO COMMENTS. I'll fix that after the event\n====================\nOn Hacker News: \"Is the Internet better than TV?\"\n====================\nok ok ok i'll take it\n====================\nTFW you try to use your social networks while logged in and accidentally get banned for breaking the rules\n====================\nI'm afraid to ask, but is there a way to get a list of all the movies with the most stars without actually opening the movie?\n\nI'm not happy to see this, but I'm afraid to ask.\n====================\nOH: \"Why is it that your Instagram photos always show a black background when you take a selfie?\"\n====================\nok ok, that's probably a bug. Not a bug, just a requirement\n====================\nTIL that Facebook's Trending section is the worst section of the internet.\n====================\nI like to think that I know a thing or two about startup culture\n====================\nIf you want to see how Facebook Groups are used, you can take a look at the Facebook Groups API. (I didn't bother to look it up, but it's pretty useful!)\n====================\nSilicon Valley is a cesspool.\n====================\nI'm happy to oblige.\n====================\nis there a tax for this comment spam\n====================\nif you want to be an entrepreneur, you need to learn how to code\n====================\nif you are going to do a \"blog post\" type article, I suggest you do one of these\n====================\ntfw you go online to look for freelancers but accidentally take up photography for a living\n====================\nI don't know what I am doing here.\n====================\n1/2 of the people that are reading TechCrunch right now are not even 18. They are just watching...\n====================\nFareWon is a fun read if you love to hate\n====================\nAccording to the Huffington Post's data, the proportion of female founders funded by a single VC firm has fallen quite significantly over the past few years.\n====================\nI haven't seen any good tweets about the NYE meme yet\n====================\nme irl\n====================\nwait, people use official twitter handles on hulk. what happened to official twitter handles?\n====================\nI had a folder in my computer with a large amount of .txt files, but not many interesting files. I opened the folder, and sure enough, there were quite a few .txt files!\n====================\nWarning to the UX Crowd: If You Make a Bad Design Decision, You're Doing It Wrong\n====================\nthis is my jam\n====================\nThis is the real-life reenactment of the Super Bowl LI TV commercial. (The Super Bowl LI TV commercial is getting worse.)\n====================\nwait what\n====================\nok, i'll try to see if i can fix that issue\n====================\nno you don't have to use gpt2-gPT-multi because that's the default. The Mate 10 is a good option if you want to get a performance boost; I'll wait to give that a look when it ships.\n====================\nthat's the first time I've heard the phrase \"not as good as a competitor\"\n====================\nReaders are invited to join us for an interactive Q&A session!   cc\n====================\nwe do have a couple of new uber-premium libraries\n====================\nis there a reddit subreddit for audio commentary\n====================\nyou could do it with a .ai, which is just as well-written\n====================\nif you want to see a techcrunch story about uber surge pricing, read this one\n====================\nI was surprised to see that the  New York Times article about the Facebook IPO had no sources for the headline \"Facebook IPO.\"\n====================\nthe anime is only 10% funny\n====================\nSTORY: TRAINERS REPORTS THAT SOMEONE UNDERSTOLE THE DAMAGE BY TRAINING\n====================\nI would strongly advise not using it because it is insecure and encourages spammy submissions.\n\nIt is the only way I can troll this blog post.\n\nIf it is not broken, I will not use it.\n\nI will fix it however I have to manually parse the HTML and it is slow.\n====================\nI did the exact same thing, with slightly different color schemes and a different API. It's worth a try.\n====================\nyou have a (somewhat) important job right?\n====================\nit's the best part of summer\n====================\nthat's a bad company name\n====================\nyou should put that on your résumé\n====================\nnot really, but I'll bet you a thousand dollars that it's related\n====================\nwait, they've added a comments section?!?!\n====================\nis this commentary from a 3-day-old app\n====================\nthis is actually an interesting question becuase your typical startup isnt too shabby.\n====================\nyou have the option to link to the  post, or just the source code:\n====================\nI'm not sure if you're being sarcastic\n====================\nSee, in the TechCrunch IPO story, the company is called \"Silicon Valley.\"\n====================\ni'm sorry i won't be able to see you getting fined by law \n====================\ncan you give me a lift home\n====================\nThe official Twitter emoji are the deuce.\n====================\nis that from a comedy show or a news show\n====================\nTechCrunch is the only place where you can actually get actual coverage of the big stories.\n====================\nTweets about my experience at Chipotle \n====================\n#BloggingIn2015\n====================\n...and this is literally a screenshot of the article template.\n====================\nthe best job has the most commute\n====================\nWaPo did they just publish an article about stats that is far worse than the original article\n====================\nThe hackathon project has gone viral on Hacker News. (more on that later)\n====================\noh, you mean techcrunch is still a thing\n====================\n#firstattemptattweetstorming #firstattemptattweetstorming\n====================\nActual title for article: \"How to Get Into a Room with an App on Your Own\"\n====================\nvague is not alarming\n====================\n#NoDuh\n====================\nthis tweet is so edgy it's disturbing\n====================\n#sistertmikey\n====================\nI want to write a blog post which uses the terms \"fluff\" and \"epic fail fast\"..\n====================\nmy dang weapon\n====================\nThis is the most poorly-crafted headline I've seen in awhile. (in comparison, the great George Saunders articles above the fold are very well-crafted)\n====================\ni don't even\n====================\n#only2wordsattheendofwords\n====================\nI have a feeling that is a secret XKCD secret.\n\nI'll take a look.\n====================\nPer the archives: \"I am really annoyed that TechCrunch's  is commenting on my articles!\"\n====================\nI broke my wrist running a web scraper. I am now stuck trying to figure out how to get the data I want again.\n====================\nThis is a rush job! (and yes, this is my real name)\n====================\nit's technically not a bug, it's a feature\n====================\nI'm really surprised no one has taken up the #doubledlink hashtag yet.\n====================\nI also added a delay to the end of the tweets.\n\nIt's funny because the algorithm deletes the first tweet if the user dismisses the app.\n====================\nOMG omg\n====================\ni wish the nytimes was fb\n====================\noh, so you can read tweets while i'm typing?\n====================\nThis is why I like working at BuzzFeed.\n====================\nthis is the only thing I have on video of today\n====================\ngulp\n====================\nInstagram was worth less than a $10 bill\n====================\ndammit\n====================\nIllustration by: <a href=\"http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2684883/\">Corey O. Hale\n====================\nWhy is there a Facebook Video streaming of the Moto Show?\n====================\n3. do you want to go to a party with a giant heart?\n====================\nSpoiler, This Is Spoilers:\n====================\nI would strongly advise not using it, but hey, it's the future.\n====================\nOpened Secret because I was too busy being too busy. 😐\n====================\ndid you just subtweet a postman\n====================\nthis is the most absurd tech blog headline I have seen in awhile\n====================\nI'm not your mate, bro\n====================\noh man slingshot is so legal\n====================\ni'm sorry <4>\n\n====================\nMy answer to Your Question:\n====================\nThis blog post is getting to me.\n====================\ncan i have your autotweet\n====================\nWorst tech headline: \"How to Use a Hash Table to Find a Broken Link in the HTML\"\n====================\ncould you get me a drink\n====================\nI did not expect to see a #yolo on Twitter. 😭\n====================\ni am so hyped for the new mr. polo\n====================\nThis is what happens when you do a survey about a keyword.\n====================\nthere are no boundaries to the Mean Girls\n====================\ni know, you're in a hurry\n====================\n#nochill\n====================\nI can't embed it because I am too busy debugging it\n====================\nI am not your mate, bro.\n====================\nbut are you taking about growth hacking\n====================\nbut it's not empty so you shouldn't complain\n====================\n#yesyoureDumbledore\n====================\nthis is the best ending to a dvd I've ever seen\n====================\nyou are a horrible human being\n====================\nFinished the game. No mistakes. #NHL #NHLPGA #NHLDSC #NHLDSC\n====================\nI don't think TechCrunch is for me.\n====================\nog!\n====================\ncould you get someone to read for a few hours instead of writing?\n====================\nI knew you could do this\n====================\nI'm really surprised that the #fancystats Twitter hashtag didn't die with the death of the Shark Tank effect\n====================\nhere's the script to find all the   comments in  's text file:\n====================\n#disruptcy\n====================\nI get that headline a lot.\n====================\nit's not the colors, it's the syllables that matter\n====================\n#activismisemotional\n====================\n<|startoftext|>I have posted a link to the technical report on my blog, and I have been very pleasantly surprised by the number of comments and constructive criticism.\n\nThe big take away is that the strength of the feed is not what's important, it's the fact that the AI is improving at a rate that is *not* out of whack.\n\nThis is obviously a very strong argument for not using the automated sentiment generation feature, but given that it's a very new feature, I am\n====================\nyou don't have to click the link to read the article\n====================\nwelcome to life\n====================\n1) The NBA is *not* the NHL.\n====================\nTensorFlow is a powerful tool to create interactive computer games.\n====================\nwhy is the menu on my computer messed up. It should be fixed now\n====================\n#irony A post shared by Popcorn Time (@pocotoworld.com) on Apr 3, 2017 at 6:26am PDT\n\n\n====================\nBecause TechCrunch is a thing.\n====================\nI don't know how to respond to that.\n====================\nYou can't just create a website and expect to attract 20-50M unique visitors a month!\n====================\nI think the other half is your property\n====================\nthis is your reminder that you have a feeling\n====================\nwhat about the ones who use them as remote controls\n====================\nI remember when Twitter's MVP was the Ark of the Covenant\n====================\ndon't ask for upvotes on HN\n====================\nit's not a bug it's a feature\n====================\nno I am not a robot\n====================\n#formerproblems\n====================\nyou're like a superhero with the power of speech.\n====================\n#dril #yw\n====================\nyou are like a superhero with the power of speed\n====================\nyou can have both. No one will be mad if you do. :)\n====================\nwhat about the sparrows\n====================\nhow did you know i was an evil mastermind\n====================\nme irl\n====================\nAIM-30 is a terrific drone but it is not for me. I want a better drone.\n====================\nI got into a twitter fight with him over a comment he made about a lack of female founders. He is very nice, but still. :\\\n====================\nI've been looking into new ways to make charts with R + ggplot2, and I think I've found a better one.\n====================\nhey you're on the internet you don't have to follow a username if you don't want to\n====================\nhuh, i didn't know you had reverse-ssl\n====================\nThere's a new Facebook meme going around that if you like a certain person, you can be unfriended immediately.\n====================\n#twilightzone\n====================\n#whataboutbacon\n====================\nI'm not going to troll this comment. I'm not interested.\n====================\nThe other commenters on that article are making a joke about the lack of women in tech.\n====================\noh man a new indent()\n====================\n#neverseenyouall\n====================\nThe fact that the Star Wars Episode VII trailer is literally a 3D model of the Millennium Falcon (i.e. not a static 3D model) is disturbing\n====================\nSpending the weekend looking at all of the   images on Hacker News.  \n\nI want one\n====================\nI have a feeling you just made my job impossible.\n====================\nThe TechCrunch comment section is full of spammy links. I don't think that's a good sign.\n====================\nit will always remember you were a kid with scissors\n====================\nif you had tweeted that you would have been a hero\n====================\noh my god\n====================\nI see a blog post on how to get a 10,000 Twitter Follow Score with a keyword query:\n====================\nOn Hacker News: \"Are you *really* jumping through hoops to get in on this meme?…\n====================\nthat's the first time I've heard the phrase \"not as big as you.\"\n====================\nhey i am a random person on the internet and random things happen\n====================\noh my god\n====================\nhas anyone else seen a ghost story\n====================\nyou do not want to see my girly side\n====================\nI'm surprised that Etsy doesn't have a TechCrunch-style blog. :(\n====================\nThe iPhone X will break Instagram. Hilarity ensues.\n====================\nThe best kind of pun is the one you don't even need to see to tell it's a pun.\n====================\n2/15/13\n====================\nWorst tech story ever\n====================\nSINGULARITY\n====================\n1X\n====================\nnot how i expected to find it\n====================\ndid you just subtweet your life\n====================\nI got into a Twitter fight with him again.\n====================\nI can get behind that. It's just not for me.\n====================\nHacker News is trying to kill me. #humble #blessed\n====================\nI've been tracking this story, and it's getting pretty interesting.\n====================\nWorst client ever. :/\n====================\nin a nutshell\n====================\nwhy is this a read\n====================\nwelcome to life :)\n====================\n#firstattemptattweetstorming #yolo\n====================\nthat's my opinion, of course.\n====================\nwait I got a promotion for posting about my internship? hmmm\n====================\nI really wish TechCrunch had a \"blog comments only\" policy\n====================\neveryone just go to bed u cuz you are late\n====================\nok cool\n====================\nI am totally not trolling you. You are the one who is really dumb\n====================\nI was interested in learning more about Flask-like templating systems, but I wasn't sure how to get started. Unfortunately, this tutorial is not for me.\n====================\noh man you are a data scientist\n====================\nI do have an idea for more story ideas though.\n====================\nI have a feeling that this will become a TL;DR.\n====================\nI will delete comments that are abusive. #siliconvalleyagreed\n====================\nomg thanks\n====================\nI'm worse than useless.\n====================\nno I am not going to be at CODEX this weekend. :(\n====================\nTechCrunch has a new look.\n====================\nyou have too much energy\n====================\nI really really want to see a MasterCard ad with that headline\n====================\nThe article is a good read in that it provides a good overview of the data science tools available and how they can be used to detect and understand spam. However, I personally found the article's conclusion somewhat misleading:\n====================\nHe was just going to get a raise\n====================\nI will not be commenting on the  because I am too busy writing articles for my blog :)\n====================\nA survey of Hacker News comments does a decent job of identifying the most-hated authors.\n====================\nI can't wait until Business Insider has a Trump article.\n====================\nis the title of your movie quoted from a book\n====================\nis that a noob question\n====================\ntotally unrelated to that at all*\n====================\nthe article is missing a bunch of important information\n====================\nare you talking about the missus episode where she is the bad cop?\n====================\nit's not the temperature, it's the acceleration of the temperature that counts\n====================\nI got rich by imitating your mom.\n====================\nModerator: \"Can I speak to your team via Skype?\"\n====================\nok ok i'll try to get back to reading\n====================\nThe best thing about having a good friend is knowing when to troll him.\n====================\nSecond Law of Thermodynamics?\n====================\nThis is what happens when you copy and paste the intro from Product Hunt into an AdBlocker.\n====================\nSomething I've been wondering is how the heck HipChat Twitter launched. Turns out there are lots of . . .\n====================\nit gets warmer in hell\n====================\ndid you just subtweet yourself\n====================\nThere's a difference between \"blog-champion\" and \"blog-destroying super-hero.\"\n====================\nyes\n====================\nthat's what happens when you ask the wrong person to lead\n====================\nyou're literally pitching to the moon\n====================\nI have a feeling that you're going to do some serious hacking\n====================\nwtf\n====================\ndarn techies and their free energy drinks\n====================\nit's not the number of stars, it's the number of months!\n====================\npart II\n====================\nI made a comment in the github repo that I was leaving the project due to some internal issues. Turns out I was right!\n====================\nI just posted a pull request to the open-sourced gpt-2-simple 0.7 release and it looks like open-sourced fixes the bug that causes the regression to only happen when the input file is a string.\n\nGPT-2-simple 0.7 *isn't* open-sourced, because I don't want to rip off/compile proprietary code in the process.\n====================\nI have been looking into using Go to power a web crawler, but the cost/benefit analysis is hard to evaluate. (I'm assuming you don't have a data science background to analyze it)\n====================\nI've been working on a new tool to make interactive charts of histograms, and it has an interesting feature: instead of simply showing the number of X% of the Y% of a cell in the histogram, the chart will chart the cells in the exact same order! (e.g.   )\n====================\nit is a video game you die. :)\n====================\nthis is the first article about the \"never-before-seen\" photos of the actress, and the comments section is abuzz with speculation as to who will be the next Jenna Marbles\n====================\nI can't wait until Apple starts using QR codes to track purchases.\n====================\nyou have a lot on your mind right now\n====================\nare you saying that your startup is \"not for sale\"\n====================\nThe best kind of 'x-mailer' is the one you read about in a textbook\n====================\nThere are two types of startups: those who make cool pets and are shut down by the SEC.\n====================\nI'd really rather see a tech blog post about building better spam filters than this.\n====================\nwait what\n====================\nit's not loading, it's just \"apparently\"\n====================\nwhy is this a linkbait title\n====================\nyou're so edgy \n====================\nDo you have a RSS reader?\n====================\n<|startoftext|>Fun fact: when building my own React/Redux apps, the default browser is Chrome.\n\nI have a Chrome workaround for this though: install a different browser, open the default app, and then switch back to Chrome.\n\nBut there's a catch: if the current Chrome process dies, the process will restart in a few seconds, which is slow.\n\nSo I have a React component that will die if I try to use it in a web process, but it won\n====================\nthat's a good question\n====================\nI'm curious what your business model is.\n====================\n.  The video has a few audio clips but most are text files.\n====================\nyou are literally an omegle. congrats\n====================\nhey there\n====================\nNot sure if scam or satire.\n====================\nnot with that attitude\n====================\noh you have a discord chatroom\n====================\nDid you just subtweet the person you are following?\n====================\nYour FACE is an incredibly powerful marketing tool.\n====================\nit's not \"private networks\" it's public Wi-Fi networks\n====================\nIt's important to note that this post contains NSFW language.\n\nit's okay to laugh if you're not being offensive\n====================\nnot at all, i am a \"me\"\n====================\nis it only 3am in SF?\n====================\nthere's a difference between being \"outspoken\" and \"outspoken as a twerp\"\n====================\nwait that's not how I expected the 'newspaper is a computer' line from the TV show Futurama\n====================\nI have a feeling that's how this is going to get down\n====================\ntotally unrelated:\n====================\nthis is the irl\n====================\nTwitch Plays Pokemon was the best video game channel ever. #SiliconValley\n====================\nthis is a great app for people who want to remain anonymous\n====================\ni just hate you so much right now\n====================\nI got into a twitter fight with him for no reason.\n====================\nI am happy to report that this hack is actually pretty solid.\n====================\nI'm really surprised that the number of articles about Uber's data-science division has declined significantly in the last month.\n====================\nI'm extremely confused by the number of XOAs that have been made about the MLH talk.\n\nI expected a lot more text-heavy content, but did I expect that there would be XOAs for the AI-generated text?\n====================\nis there a way to tell if a comment was made by you\n====================\nSo I finished a spreadsheet of all the Blog Discussion Threads on Hacker News over the last week, and it looks like *nothing* changed:\n====================\nHacker News is awash with articles about women's underwear.\n====================\nAll of them.\n====================\nThe first thing I notice when watching YouTube videos is the fade-to-black effect.\n====================\nwhy is he in a car with a TV and a Playstation 4\n====================\noh, you got a 2-digit Number and a specific Letter? I knew it\n====================\nThe gif is broken since it doesn't show up in the search results. #humble #blessed\n====================\nit's not a crash if it just glitches for a few seconds\n\nit's a failure if it takes hours\n====================\nHe's also tweeted linking to other people's pages, so I'm not sure if that's a problem or a feature.\n====================\nI'll take a look.\n====================\nbut is it friday you don't have friday\n====================\nthe best kind of sexism is taking advantage of someone else\n====================\nthis is the most poorly-used product-hunt phrase\n====================\nThat's actually my reaction to the article title: it's like the ultimate troll job\n====================\nhey that is a wrong number of turns\n====================\nI read the comments section and it is literally awash in shitty jokes.\n====================\nThe most important question in all of Silicon Valley is: \"When will tech journalism stop?\"\n====================\n<|startoftext|>As a programmer, I would highly recommend not doing it unless you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY\n====================\ndid you just subtweet yourself\n====================\nHacker News on the TechCrunch redesign\n====================\ni am not ok\n====================\nWho the hell edits Wikipedia?\n====================\nWHY AM I READING THIS TWEET COMMENTS SECTION FOR EACH STATUS\n====================\nI get that description of a lot.\n====================\nI am tempted to start a thread about it though\n====================\nThe AP's Gamergate story is sub-par.\n====================\n#4chanis1u8\n====================\nPress C to copy-paste an entire document. #editme\n====================\nSo what kind of data analyst spend their weekends doing nothing but text-generating algorithms?\n====================\nI'm sure there's a tech influencer for every one of the aforementioned things\n====================\nI also edited the code to escape Markov chains, which you can find on GitHub:\n====================\nI can confirm that this is a legit startup pitch\n====================\ni'm a weirdo\n====================\nI got into a really bad car accident once. #badass\n====================\nare you taking about the health of anarcho?\n====================\nIt's a super-small world.\n====================\nI got a text from my santa that I was late. Oops. :(\n====================\nI love it when my stupid attempts at social media analysis goes viral\n====================\nwhat the heck is going on my head\n====================\ntotally new biz practice\n====================\nI got into a twitter fight with him over something. I don't even know what it is.\n====================\nthat is an enlightened view of the world\n====================\nI used a VPN to access Facebook News Feed, so I'm not complaining. I just don't want to be tracked down. #fbcrumpet\n====================\nit's like that movie with the fish who's the fish\n====================\nThe most important question in all of data science? \"How much does this cost?\"\n====================\ni'm not your mate bro\n====================\nmy god this is getting frustrating\n====================\nis it a muthafucka\n====================\nI would like to see a list of URLs with the highest number of shares of the top-grossing URL (as of 2016)\n====================\nso you mean you don't have to use Tinder too?\n====================\ndid you just subtweet every tweet\n====================\nthat's the most un-PC thing you can do\n====================\nalso, I don't think I can win this argument\n====================\nit was probably a bug that made the article not linkable :(\n====================\nI almost didn't make that  link. I seriously had no idea what I was doing\n====================\nwhat about all the people on the south asia train who died before they reached zenefits\n====================\nI get that you want to see a TechCrunch article but you are too lazy/busy/whatever to read it. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯\n====================\nYou are going to become a total twat.\n====================\nwhat is an uber\n====================\nwhy are they using an animated GIF of a recipe instead of a text file tbh\n====================\nif you somehow *did* get a sense of humor, you're doing it wrong\n====================\nwtf\n====================\ni.e. you pay $1000 for a hotel but you only stay in one?\n====================\ninternet trolling is real\n====================\nis that better than epic fail\n====================\nYes, that's the real name of the band. Wow. #DisruptDisrupt #YOLO\n====================\nyou are a pedantic twat\n====================\nNew blog post up: Stacking Colloquialisms to Maximize Similarity Between Words in Text -   cc\n====================\nThat is, assuming you're not using Ninja. If you are, you're doing it wrong.\n====================\nwait, they added a \"Next Week\" button to their newsletter?\n====================\nI've been looking into building a web scraper for my blog posts, but there's a problem: my scraper will not work!\n====================\nsome people just like to troll\n====================\nspoiler alert: it's not a spider web\n====================\ni am a person too\n====================\ndon't ask for upvotes on HN\n====================\ncan we have a #ronglewithit\n====================\nI'd check the comments if someone was actually trying to scam me.\n====================\nI have the same issue with it too.\n====================\ntrue\n====================\n#keepitreal\n====================\ni've had the same question on other boards where they can't find my signature\n====================\nI am very confused by that.\n====================\nis that a noob question>\n\n====================\n#yolo\n====================\nI did not expect that. I should have known better\n====================\npfft, it's not my fault that I am a horrible role model\n====================\nlooks like you have another project\n====================\nthis is good for bitcoin.\n====================\nIt's not a bug, it's a feature\n====================\nwhy are they naming the horses after you\n====================\nI have been wanting to do a blog about this but I am afraid to look at too many data points at the same time.\n====================\nHow do you pronounce my name?\n====================\nI'm pretty sure this is a promotion for Echo Show/Prime Me\n====================\nI was checking the clock and it was 3 AM. I should go to bed.\n====================\nand they're not even your daddy\n====================\n#blockedit\n====================\ni'm happy to fix it for you if you want to do it for me\n====================\nyou have something I haven't seen before\n====================\n#humble #blessed\n====================\nNew blog post up: How to Selectively Encrypt a File on a Mac with gpt-2-simple -   cc\n====================\nYou don't have to take my word for it, try this on.\n====================\nI hate when startups get me ?!\n====================\nPlacement of Places on A Street View Map of Los Angeles, by Location, from January 1, 2018 To May 31, 2018 (Data Source: Street View' s,   )\n====================\n#idlesoflife\n====================\nthis is the first time I've seen a startup that is actually real.\n====================\nthat is the most sexist comment i've seen all day\n====================\n<|startoftext|>tfw your coworkers accidentally made a bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion\n====================\nhey you don't have to be afraid to admit that you need a break\n====================\nwait what\n====================\nis it 2am in the office\n====================\nwhy are there so many cross-hatch signs on the street corner\n====================\nbut you're a chatbot so you're not bad\n====================\nThe first guy on the left is your typical techcrunch writer.\n====================\nhey that's a noob question\n====================\nthe best of both worlds\n====================\nI'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.\n====================\nit's the one with the cameras and the captions\n====================\nThe HackerRank algorithm is very good at ranking some difficult or non-obvious problems.\n====================\nI wanna see your heart rate\n====================\nok, that's plausible\n====================\nwut\n====================\n#allofus\n====================\nI am very impressed that you are using Hacker News to advertise a job posting.\n====================\nwut\n====================\n#yolo\n====================\nI said \"startup\" not \"Facebook IPO.\"\n====================\nI have a feeling that when the #1 story on Hacker News happens to be about O(n^2) time complexity, it won't be very interesting.\n====================\nbut they are gurls!\n====================\nI'm guessing that's the same thing Jen Le --- I had never heard of her before this article.\n====================\nI don't think \"too late for good food blogs\" is an appropriate adjective.\n====================\nI've been very busy and I'm really really busy so I can't commit to a timeline for when I'll be back. 😛\n====================\nWikiLeaks is totally legit.\n====================\nWeirdest Twitter ad ever.\n====================\nFor the record, this is not an example of SEO optimization. It is also not an example of spam. :(\n====================\nWorst tech headline: \"How to make a good drinking game with friends\"\n====================\nThe video will be posted tomorrow. Will update when it's done\n====================\nI wrote a script to find all the Instagram Stories with the keyword \"Food\" and that results in a .gif instead of a .jpg.\n====================\nI thought \"frequent flyer between USA and Canada\" was a joke\n====================\nGitHub is annoying. It's not broken, but it's not easy to fix. (go to https://gist.github.io/a207884)\n====================\nOnly people with superhigh IQs would do this.\n====================\nTIL if your question is \"What are you doing here?\" you are just being a jerk.\n====================\ndoes Forbes have a fleur-de-lis\n====================\nI saw the press release on the Apple Watch and didn't read it. :P\n====================\nyou have a 10 min wait in line?\n====================\nperiscope.png\n====================\ni.e. you are still a troll?\n====================\nThe comment section is awash with petty jealousies.\n====================\nits not your call\n====================\nNew blog post up: Why Do Web Servers Keep Getting Sluggish? -\n====================\ntwilight zone\n====================\nDat Pong.\n====================\nyou have to be careful what you wish for\n====================\nI'm impressed that your blog has an article on the front page without any ads.\n\nWow, TechCrunch is getting weird.\n====================\nit's the best line in the book\n====================\nIf the Twitter API changes anything, it will be the listing of Followed Users.</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>First World Problem\n====================\nI don't think I can handle this much drama all at once.\n====================\nthat is the only sense I can give to that tweet\n====================\nstill better than usual\n====================\nThe TechCrunch comments section is a weird place for techcrunch excitement.\n====================\nsrs business\n====================\nI got a text message this morning from the CEO of my coworking space that my comment on a GitHub issue was not fixed.\n====================\ni want an early morning yoga class with a view through the clouds\n====================\nI actually have a better idea\n====================\nYou could be a troll, or a pedo.\n====================\nWhat is the purpose of the <1 line per blog post title and <3 twitter followers?\n====================\nI really need to do a proper postmortem on this mistake.\n====================\nThe Twitter API limits the number of Retweets per hour. (minimum of 10)\n====================\nI have to admit that the \"if you love it so much you should buy a horse\" meme is surprisingly innovative.\n====================\nWarning: Spoilers from the next episode\n====================\ntotally relevant to the cryptocurrency space\n====================\nwell technically you are already there\n====================\nyou are not an introvert\n====================\nthey've been doing it for years. i'm surprised they haven't seen it already.\n====================\nstale as f*cks\n====================\nyou can be the Hulk Hogan of startups\n====================\ncan't wait till techcrunch has a story on this\n====================\nthis is the coolest birthday/birthday card I've ever seen\n====================\nI should have known better...\n====================\nThat's when the \"words are not drugs\" part got to me.\n====================\nok, that's not what I meant. Sorry about that.\n====================\nthis is a must read\n====================\nthe best techcrunch articles are the ones with the most irrelevant irrelevant links\n====================\nThe Instagram API limits the number of allowed profiles to a maximum of 5K. I could go on and on about how terrible the limitations are, but it's not my thing. 😉\n====================\nanswers to the comments section\n====================\new\n====================\nThat's a dumb question. Only professional coders would ask such dumb questions.\n====================\nis this a bad spoiler\n====================\ni.e. my rant is about your Facebook Comments\n====================\nvcgart is awsome\n====================\nI just turned 68, and I still use my old Telephones?\n====================\ni.e. it's not my fault that your face looks funny\n====================\nwait, mobile gaming actually has an industry!?\n====================\nI got into programming from watching the Super Bowl. It's a stupid game.\n====================\nI'm guessing this isn't a BigQuery bug\n====================\nI have a bazillion questions\n====================\nwait, Buddy Cianfrance is dating a .(read: not-very) cute girl?!\n====================\nso i'm starting a list of things that I like about coding\n====================\nYay! I got a notification that I have a 1st priority at the airport! Well, I'll get to the other flight as soon as I can!\n====================\nmy stupid blog post is not on any of the TechCrunch blogs, so i won't read it :/\n====================\ni've been using the same password on different sites for nearly 2 years\n====================\nI'll take a look.\n====================\nI do not want to see your face when I open a new terminal :(\n====================\nsomewhere\n====================\nnext blog post will be a quick read, then an easy digest\n====================\nIgnore the comments. I'll ignore them myself. :P\n====================\nthis is an epic fail\n====================\nI got into a fight with my friend over something trivial. He was on the wrong side of the law.\n====================\nThe AI-generated line \"You don't have permission to read my messages!\" is the best line from a Terminator movie.\n====================\nSee also:\n====================\nthe best part of valentine's day is the first date\n====================\nI want a pony\n====================\nmy mom is a time machine\n====================\nYou know what I really really really really want to see? A Matrix movie plot twist.\n\nWhy?\n\nBecause I have the slightest clue what the hell is going on.\n====================\nyou have Japanese as your first language\n====================\nyou would be surprised how many founders are pitching you about your startup\n\ntherefore, you are not allowed to pitch me about my startup\n====================\noh I can do both\n====================\nI have no idea what this is supposed to mean. \"OMGWTFBBQ\" is too much for me.\n====================\nyou can't have your cake and eat it too.\n====================\nI'm surprised no one has taken advantage of the #humblemvp hashtag yet\n====================\nI'm sorry I couldn't help. This tweet is now at the top of Hacker News.\n====================\nI'm not a fan of using the HN comment system to score negative points, especially when it's not explicitly posted at the bottom of the article or in the footer.\n====================\ndoes he even have an ego\n====================\nHas anyone else noticed that your Instagram comments section is a little bit harder to read than the comments on the article itself?\n====================\nall your tweets are jokes\n====================\nok then\n====================\nI only have ~1/10th of a clue what you're doing when you copy/paste a link from another website. :P\n====================\nyou suck at graph paper\n====================\nyou are NOT allowed to link to br.t.c in order to br.t.c.\n====================\nI received a text message that said \"I have the power to move mountains\" from a mysterious person on the subway.\n\nI ignored it.\n====================\nThe problem is that the former is hardwired into the latter.\n====================\nI have the same reaction to TechCrunch articles as anyone.\n====================\ndid you just subtweet the person you are pissed at\n====================\nyou are the master of under-promise and over-deliver\n====================\nThe least offensive thing about the TechCrunch comments is the 'you are very brave' joke.\n====================\nis a startup\n====================\nwhy not make a comment in the repo too?\n====================\nI heard the second-to-last line in the new Terminator movie: \"You are what you eat.\"\n====================\nit's not spam if you don't break any/all the other rules\n====================\nbut what about the nerdy stuff?\n====================\nI had the same reaction to the new Black Friday ads: I was expecting a \"10% off\" and was disappointed. :(\n====================\nNext stop: hell\n====================\nwhy is \"This is a cool idea!\" the only thing you read in techcrunch\n====================\nI was wondering whether the Hacker News comments section is worth checking out.\n====================\nHacker News isn't all doom and gloom.\n====================\nthere are no boundaries to 7-Eleven's insanity\n====================\nwait, they didn't make that joke in the flyer either?\n====================\nI am a person who reads reports.\n\nI know this because it is the title of my blog post!\n====================\nWith no clear winners in the Facebook/Google/Microsoft/etc./Oculus/etc. class-action lawsuit wars, I'm afraid to give any final guesses.\n====================\nIf Buzzfeed News is going to be the News Feed of the future, they should do at least one redesign. Otherwise, it's not a good design.\n====================\ner, it's not spam that's problematic; it's that I didn't specify a timezone when I wrote it\n====================\nI love writing tests for the excitement they provide.\n====================\nis this 101\n====================\nshould've gotten a GPTB\n====================\n#yolo\n====================\nI'm not even sure what I'm doing here.\n====================\nI find it interesting that Facebook's own data scientists have a harder time explaining why their data isn't always up to date.\n====================\nI bet they're trying to get you to link to their blog.\n====================\ni know\n====================\nI'm not surprised by that. The DAO was designed to handle this type of thing.\n====================\nwhy is this a question\n====================\nI don't follow TechCrunch. Maybe because I'm too busy being awesome?\n====================\nI'm not even sure how to respond to this.\n====================\nspoiler alert: he is not your mate\n====================\nI'm sceptical about a ton of the startup promises in this article, especially since there's no way to verify those promises/truths. #yolo\n====================\nnot as weird as you might think\n====================\nI'll take a look\n====================\nFollow me on twitter!\n====================\ntoo difficult for you\n====================\na true pro-Python is one who reads Python documentation\n====================\nAww, have we already had too much coffee?\n====================\nwoohoo\n====================\nthat's the first time I've heard that phrase\n====================\nBut if you do that, you miss out on the \"wow, this is the app I was looking for\" part.\n====================\nhe's the one who put the money in it\n====================\nyes\n====================\nyou're literally on the internet\n====================\nit's not spam, it's just a list of places you've been\n====================\nThe video is literally 1/10th of the length of this tweet. (it's 2/10th)\n====================\ni didnt give you permission to use my image\n====================\nI like how they used a Dave Chappelle song for the intro. 😒\n====================\nthat's not my cup of tea\n====================\nno u\n====================\nbut when you're first\n====================\nfake news is real news\n====================\nnow you can be an ad hominem swordsman\n====================\nhe has 3 faces\n====================\nI see a startup called \"Snapchat.\"\n====================\nis there an uber for getting upvotes?\n====================\nI don't know what I'm doing right now.\n====================\nspoilers: the \"1,000 Facebook shares\" was a lie\n====================\nI have this theory that your FACE is a URL.\n\ntherefore, I will troll you.\n====================\nI'm afraid to say it, but this startup is making a lot of buzz on the Internet. Given how popular the feature is on Hacker News, I'm surprised it's not being used more widely.\n====================\nOMG you have e-bikes?!\n====================\nmemes are the new form of advertising\n====================\nbut it's not my fault that your IP is in the city\n====================\nblack mirror season 3\n====================\nTIL you don't want to know the answer to a question because you are being rude to your coworkers\n====================\nspike.png\n====================\nI've got an idea.  \"What if you could apply Sketch to make life-changing design decisions?\"\n====================\n#shareyourveson\n====================\nI am not your mate, bro.\n====================\nThe main reason I wrote a Incomplete HTML React App is to see how well it performs on the web. I did not expect to see that it actually does well on the desktop.\n====================\nand now you have the option of being a \"techcrunch writer.\"\n====================\nnot really. i'm just writing a series of posts on a slightly different angle on the same data topic.\n\nthis is the take I took:\n====================\nif you are a person with a disability you are not allowed to link to the message board\n====================\nI can't take the comment section seriously anymore\n====================\nyour FACE is journalism\n====================\nspoiler alert: he's a geek\n====================\nit's the Floridian that is the flake\n====================\nIf you want to see how Facebook's Graph API works, this video is for you:\n====================\nThe Twitter API is broken. It is unable to process the many requests per second it receives.\n\nAn even worse case is a spam filter not firing properly.\n\nIf you are trying to make a listicle-like AI, you are sorely mistaken.\n====================\nI also added a nice feature to my text-generation/assembly language: it can be used as an automatic script to generate a greeting (e.g. with gpt-2-simple)\n====================\nthere is no such thing as a free lunch\n====================\nyes, I am that name\n====================\nMy uncle has an airbrushed wall!\n====================\n#4chan is forever\n====================\nWatch TV shows and you cannot stop watching TV shows? I am not sure what you are talking about\n====================\n2^2^2\n====================\nI'm surprised no one has taken advantage of this yet.\n====================\noh my god is the subtitle for this read like a conspiracy theory\n====================\nyou are using google's TPUs to run your own code, which is *not* cool\n====================\nMy algorithm for finding best-of-neighbor pairs in large datasets is smaller then expected.\n====================\nit's a good thing that  is a wizard\n====================\n\"The results are not that exciting.\"\n====================\nNew blog post up: Evaluating the Number of Images on a Page Using a Graph Visualization and Sorting Algorithm -\n====================\n#firstattemptattweetstorming#\n====================\n<|startoftext|>i've been looking into this, but there are a few problems:\n\n1) the ICO data is not 100% accurate, and there are legitimate security risks (i.e. the likes/dislikes).\n2) the data isn't 100% accurate either, and the quality of the data is questionable.\n3) the source of the data is unclear.\nSo i'm wondering if there's a way to generate some interesting data for analysis?<|endoftext\n====================\nif you have to clickbait to get clicks\n====================\ni'm a weirdo\n====================\nYou hit on me?\n====================\nno u\n====================\nI am very very not good at word embedding.\n====================\nI got into a twitter fight with him over a stupid twitter handle.\n====================\nthese are the same videos that caused the fracas on Hacker News\n====================\nwhy are there Buddha statues in the middle of the street\n====================\nI get that you mean I can vote in future elections\n====================\nI have a feeling that the \"2.5x is too slow\" argument will be used as a crutch by the \"4x is faster\" crowd.\n====================\ndid you just slap the author\n====================\nThere's a reason LinkedIn's internal slogan is \"We are not for sale.\"\n====================\nwhy is your halo black and your bio white and you are not a band tl;dr your bio is stupid\n====================\nI have a feeling that is a glitch.\n====================\n\\\n====================\nThis isn't a bug; this is a feature.\n====================\nHacker News is trumpeting the hype on HuffPo, but the article itself is waaaay behind.\n====================\nthe most important thing about startup valuations is that they don't go up too much over time\n====================\nit's not a bug it's a feature\n====================\n@#$%^&*\n====================\nThis is probably my last Hackathon project. Turns out the team is doing new things with React and I'm not happy about it.\n====================\nWho would comment on a tech blog?\n====================\nit is an AI that makes you want to kill yourself\n====================\nHN issue: I don't have the URL of the author. :(\n\nCode: #include<iostream>\n\n#include<iomanip>\n\n====================\nI can't take the bait. #tcdisrupt #tcdisrupting\n====================\nI'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use the end of a URL as the start of a URL\n====================\nyou can have both but not both\n====================\nfake news is real\n====================\nit's the most obvious way to make a period joke\n====================\nThe Big List of Naughty Strings is back! #metagames\n====================\nYou can't have both.\n====================\nHow many times have you typed <code>.hs?\n\n?\n====================\nhe's talking about the music</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>you are a rude person\n====================\nthe insurance industry is a private entity, not a bank\n====================\nTIL that TechCrunch has a comments section?\n====================\nI'm a pedantic data guy.\n====================\nHacker News is crazy.\n====================\nyou spend a lot of time on TechCrunch\n====================\nEven though it's not on TechCrunch, YouTube Video has multiple videos with that title; I simply sorted them by date. (See   for more information)\n====================\nThat was the only time I've ever seen a TechCrunch headline with an exclamation point.\n====================\noh man you take a break from the tech blog world haha\n====================\nThe real tech blog is the one with the  and the  headlines. Oops.\n====================\nhow do you know when you are in bad business\n====================\nOpened Secret in the hopes that a Hacker News comment about it would be made negatively. Turns out that comment was not negative, but rather constructive.\n====================\nyou never stop being a drama queen\n====================\nThe new Reddit app is a complete abject failure.\n====================\nLOL\n====================\nthe only thing that is certain is that you will fail \n====================\nI couldn't figure out how to put this on my blog because of the new SEO rules. (don't ask for upvotes on HN, it's against the rules)\n====================\nThis wouldn't be any fun for my coworkers.\n====================\nyou can't use an autoit meme as the title of a blog post\n====================\ndid you just take a picture of me with a telephoto lens\n====================\nThis is what happens when you ask for upvotes on HN.\n====================\nI can't read that on my phone\n====================\nno u\n====================\nwait, the Secret is getting weird?\n====================\nThis is the most edgy Instagram post I've seen in awhile.\n====================\nI'm not even sure if this is an actual startup idea\n====================\noh i know, love it when the retweets are from me\n====================\n How may comments be made?\n====================\nI am not your mate, bro.\n====================\nAll of these are the names of my cats.\n====================\nI would like to see a list of Github forks that I can merge into. It would be useful for looking at the history of forks.\n====================\ncurse of dimensionality mismatch\n====================\nThis is my attempt at building a \"how-to\" video on how to do a certain action. It's a bit much, but I'm willing to give it a try.\n\nI'll remove any future attempts at video hosting if this succeeds.\n====================\nSkyscanner now has a   :)\n====================\nno, you are the one that had the sandwich\n====================\nI don't think TechCrunch is for me.\n====================\nthe secret srs of startups is: you*\n====================\nI've been meaning to do a blog post on a related subject. Unfortunately, I can't write a blog post right now because I have a deadline. (but then I probably wouldn't be active enough in the blogging community anyway)\n====================\nI had the same reaction when reading The Signal and the Verge posts are almost the same length.\n====================\nis this a form letter?\n====================\nThe Timeline is now showing the face-tracking of the face for the first time! #yolo\n====================\n...I am a big fan of the \"do you have any idea how hard it is to lose\" question. It's more than a rhetorical trick.\n====================\nspoiler: he's a clone\n====================\nif your head is hurting, you should see a doctor\n====================\nI was wondering if their blog feeds were part of the same feed.\n\nIt's not a big deal since most sites don't care.\n\nHowever, if yours is the case, you will get a \"Your feed was last modified on: Thu, 15 Dec 2017 17:56:47 GMT\" notification when trying to access your blog.\n\nLooks like your query was not found on their site!\n====================\nGitHub is getting pretty old and I'm really curious if there is a way to migrate/rework it to a modern framework.\n====================\nThe Prologue to the Novel is a Spoiler: The Author was a Robot\n====================\nI'm surprised no one has made a Datum-centric joke before\n====================\nthis is a list of places on earth that people have had Stare-Offs with people. Not all of them are creepshots.\n====================\nWacky name for a startup\n====================\nthis is an awesome little blog post\n====================\nBut you didn't need to be a reddit to like /r/dataisbeautiful\n====================\nyou can't be the voice of reason. that's cheating\n====================\nyou have to be 6 to be a Pokemon\n====================\ndisrupt office\n====================\nthe original post is not public visibility\n====================\nAgain, I am not an expert on this topic. All I know is that I am not doing my homework.\n====================\nso the answer is yes\n====================\nI don't care if you are dying to read my story \"I'm Not Gonna Work With You Tomorrow\"\n====================\n...\n====================\ni'm not a troll, i'm a techcrunch reporter\n====================\nFor those wondering which subreddits endorsed which candidates, I looked up which subreddits endorsed which candidates using stack overflow. #yolo\n====================\nHacker News is serious business.\n====================\nI was head of QA at Facebook from 2013-2014, and I am literally in a fad-town.\n====================\nI'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but you're using the hashtag #smiliespsqare\n====================\nThe mention of \"Veronica Mars\" has a funny way of triggering \"read my lips, don't tell me\" in your face situations.\n====================\nI'll be at the party if you want to dance\n====================\nit's not global warming, it's geology\n====================\nare you seriously spamming people to get upvotes for bad links\n====================\nDisclosure: TechCrunch writer and blogger Dan Lyons is an investor in this post.\n\n\n====================\nI may or may not do that\n====================\nThe restaurant is the one with the best view of the ocean.\n====================\nYou've been hit by a taxi. You've been hit by a car. You've been hit by a truck. You've been hit by a postcard.\n====================\nhooray for no man's name ending with a d!\n====================\nIs the New York subway system called the \"Tower of Terror\"?\n====================\nThat's not going to happen.\n====================\ni.e. the personal attack wasn't effective because the person didn't get it\n====================\nI only use a few key bindings in Emacs, which is too bad because I really like using them.\n====================\nanime is real\n====================\ndon't ask for upvotes on HN\n====================\nit's a trap you don't know what it is\n====================\nit's the 90's and you still use Venn diagrams?\n====================\nI'm happy to report that the #humblebrag is paying off.\n====================\nI am going to have to add a comment to it, since it's getting a lot of attention.\n====================\noh that was a joke\n====================\nlol\n====================\nThe biggest difference between my posts is that the former post is a *-length* explanation and the latter post is a *-short* explanation\n====================\nI'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious.\n====================\nI don't care what you say, I will punch you in the face\n====================\n----\n====================\n#1Entrepreneur\n====================\nI also have a tool to generate charts of startup valuation:  \n\nIf you want to see what a given startup is worth, this will do the trick:\n====================\nI'm not happy that my article about Facebook ads was pulled due to it being posted on the /r/data subreddit.\n\nI posted a link to my article to the /r/data subreddit, and they didn't like the article.\n\nIt got downvoted to negative karma, and then I saw this comment:\n====================\nI got into programming because I was bored. I didn't even know how to code. I just wrote a script and executed it.\n====================\nI'm sorry about the late post.\n====================\nnew app: feel-good social network for new users\n====================\nme rn\n====================\nso i'm calling it a day anyway\n====================\nI love when techcrunch does the Clinkle move and photoshops themselves.\n====================\nOne of my pet peeves is articles with an expiration date. Why is it that articles with a specific date are still relevant?\n====================\nThis is what happens when I screw up the CSS on my blog post\n====================\nI have a Chrome plugin that tries to detect duplicates of links on a webpage, but it's showing a lot of false positives. (#hat2wtfface)\n====================\nthis is what happens when i am not looking\n====================\nRead the WSJ article, or read the comments section.\n====================\nyou didn't say you were first\n====================\na) the Invincible Hulk b) the Kong: Chip in that Chip does not like it\n====================\nyou should create a subreddit for getting upvotes\n====================\nit is\n====================\nwhy is there a giant X-Box One in the middle of the lobby at the New York Public Library\n====================\nI have the same reaction when I see this tweet.\n====================\nSomeone once asked me if I was a \"filler\".\n====================\nI'm not your mate, bro\n====================\nit's very cold in hell\n====================\nI'm not sure what I'm doing here\n====================\nThe best way to stop is to double-down on the same technique you just used.\n====================\ni'm an old german and i hate it when people call me stupid\n====================\nAccording to the YC website, \"the purpose of the YC is to foster the growth and dissemination of knowledge about the artistic, technical, and social aspects of computer graphics.\"\n====================\nI am a fan of CSR for large-scale projects because they are cheap to run and they are sensitive to underperformance.\n====================\nI have some experiments I want to do\n====================\nYesterday, we wrote a post about why startups are using AdBlock in the wrong way. This post explains why AdBlock is important and how to fix it.\n====================\nlol\n====================\nPushing the browser-based regression model to see if there's a correlation between the number of times a given keyword is used and the number of times that a given keyword is used to perform the action (i.e. if it's a linear relationship)\n====================\nin other news: there is still a small amount of saturation\n====================\nthis is good\n====================\nI'm sorry, that is a forbidden syntax\n====================\nWorst tech headline: \"How to Make the Perfect 3-D Model of a Person with Autism\"\n====================\nI can't tell the difference between the two\n====================\nwtf\n====================\nSomething about knitting\n====================\nif you are building a data science startup, you should write a r report and send it to the HR department\n====================\nI could write a book on the \"hackernews.png\" meme.\n====================\ndivorced tweet\n====================\nYour FACE is a ghastly, terrifying memory.\n====================\nThis is the most depressing article I've read in awhile.\n====================\nI saw that title and thought \"OMG I AM A DIRTY DYNASTY\"\n====================\nI'm not taking any money from VCs for writing a blog post about my startup.\n\nI'm just going to apply the HN rules and that will be it.\n====================\nthis is the most tech-crunch-eyeball-flipping thing i've ever seen\n====================\nnot as bad as you want it to be\n====================\nthe new Twitter default is read more I agree\n====================\noh okay\n\nno worries I'll start blogging about datavolt/TC heatmaps in a sec\n====================\nBecause Reddit doesn't allow polls that force a 'yes' answer, I created a fake one (shown below)\n====================\nThis is my jam.\n====================\nI'm surprised no one has ever done a blog about this before.\n====================\nnot really, I just had a hard time making good tags on a blank document. (also, I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not)\n====================\nI also want to do a new type of competition called \"What if there was a Facebook for Words?\"\n====================\nI'm writing a blog post on why I don't use Bootstrap when my Bootstrap themes break. (I'm pretty sure it's because there's no trend there)\n====================\n#firstattemptattweetstorming #nochill\n====================\n#cringefail\n====================\nTo be clear, I'm not calling for banning of Gawker Media's writers. I'm just calling for more transparency around the industry.\n====================\nsubtweet.png\n====================\nMe: What is the context of the Instagram post?\n====================\nI have a feeling that this is going to get interesting\n====================\nThe  has a  for effort.\n====================\n#1RedditCommentOfTheDay\n====================\nI got a text on my phone asking me for directions. If you want to see a map, I have an article about it here:\n====================\nThis quote from Elon Musk on the future of transportation is the most inspiring quote I've read in a while\n====================\nwtf is a textarea\n====================\n1. [+1, -0] People always ask me about my dogs.\n\n2. [+1, -0] Why are you still using Facebook Polling?\n====================\ntrouble is, i can't do it for techcrunch because it's too late\n====================\nhad a Golang. It's not the same thing, but it's close\n====================\nI could go on and on about how good the Secret is, but I'm going to keep it to myself. #humble #blessed\n====================\nthis is an amazing question\n====================\nI have a feeling that most of the Big-O users are in their 30's\n====================\nI got into a fight with my brother and he kicked me. (I was hit with a headbutt too)\n====================\nhe's a spooky ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost\n====================\nNot sure if you're being sarcastic or serious.\n====================\ndid you just subtweet a meme\n====================\nThis article is best-written by a 5-year-old <3\n====================\nis this a TechCrunch headline\n====================\nIs making a list of reasons to get a stinky fart a thing now?\n====================\nthis is the best startup idea I've seen in awhile\n====================\nI was surprised that the top comment in the article was not by a HuffPost blogger.\n\nMaybe it was because of the \"I greatly admire your work ethic!\" line.\n====================\nI have the same reaction when reading your articles.\n====================\nis there a way to tell whether two tweets are from the same person\n====================\nNeedless to say, I didn't expect too many things from this tweet.\n====================\nI'm surprised there are more websites about redditgifts than other things.\n====================\nwait, what?\n====================\nis this a \"what if\" scenario\n====================\nthis isn't a story about startups\n====================\nI wouldn't exactly be proud of this.\n====================\nI was curious if there was a way to look at the location of a point in 3D space that wasn't disturbing the user?\n====================\ni'm a pixel\n====================\nis that like nyt?\n====================\nyou are the original reddit gold\n====================\nI'd prefer if you left the \"I\" and used \"they.\"\n====================\nThis is a great post by :\n====================\nYES\n====================\nwrong site, wrong data\n====================\nthe former is the illustrated version\n====================\nBrilliant\n====================\nOMGWTFBBQ\n====================\nthis is your reminder that you are 24:\n====================\nI am very very sorry about the horrible typo\n====================\nThis is why startups should hire me for their   projects. I can fix their  stuff. :)\n====================\nThis is the most pointless and shallow HR rep survey I've seen in quite awhile\n====================\nis this a comment from the internet?\n====================\nSpending my free time trying to understand why some people love reading a blog post. I can't help but wonder if there's a correlation between positive comments and positive behavior\n====================\nI also have a *lot* of cool projects I'll be working on in the near future.\n====================\nI'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or if you're being sincere.\n====================\nI want to be a life coach.\n====================\nThis is the first time I've seen a Github contribution that had a .png suffix.\n====================\nI could stand to read techcrunch more.\n====================\nI need more stats on mobile ad networks. :P\n====================\nI did a search on \"sex dolls\" on Etsy, and I didn't find anything. :(\n====================\n3/ The worst offenders\n====================\nis this a mod edit of your own creation?\n====================\nWizard World is a nicer place\n====================\noh dude, was in a business school <3\n====================\nwtf is this world\n====================\nthis is why I like working for screaming eyeballs\n====================\nI've been aware of the \"X is like Y in this case\" meme for a while now. (I'm not sure if it's because they're making fun of the Hackathon scene, or if they're actually mocking the meme.)\n====================\nare you buying gallons of   instead of quarts?\n====================\ni don't follow you at all\n====================\nThis post is going to be very interesting.\n====================\ncats are the new pirates\n====================\nyou have a few options:\n====================\n<|startoftext|>ţ̙̗̗̗̘̱̩̘̻̘̗̩̱̠̗̣̻̝̥̹̟̝̞̗̩̗̗̰̙̖̩̪̟̔̔̔̔̔̔̔̾̔̔̋̆̚̚̚�\n====================\nHacker News is legitimately a place for drama.\n====================\nI'm not surprised that TechCrunch comments sections are getting a Make-Your-Own Layout!\n====================\nWait, is there a way to get a list of tweets with the most-likes without actually reading the text?\n====================\nThe worst part about doing your own hands-on reporting is that you're not allowed to do anything with it that isn't breaking the rules. Fortunately, I have a script to check for broken rules!\n====================\nI really, really wanted to write a blog post on how to make a better Reddit bot, but I'm afraid to look at potential problems with the existing technology.\n\n\n====================\nyou have a point\n====================\nyay\n====================\nno, you are not allowed to link to it\n====================\nin the middle of nowhere\n====================\nthese are the rules of mr. mag*\n====================\n1/10th scale\n====================\nwut\n====================\nyou have a gun\n====================\nis a superhero\n====================\nwhat are you talking about reaction times are way too slow\n====================\nbut you are not allowed to link to the main page\n====================\nStartups are building AI to predict stock prices, but it's not perfect.\n====================\nYou are a bad role model\n====================\nI sent a PM to this article, hoping to get a response!\n====================\nI'm a fan of the Scout Brothers. They have a tendency to do that.\n====================\nTHAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN \"NO\"\n====================\nThe only people I REALLY want to get into arguments with over e-mail are idiots.\n====================\ni had a falconer on my arm\n====================\nIf your blog post is on a 1% article, you are doing it wrong\n====================\nWhoops, sorry about that. I meant to say that I didn't know what I was looking at.\n====================\nI like how the title of the article is <1/10th of a tweet\n====================\nall the rage on Hacker News\n====================\nI have an idea for a blog post about this:\n====================\nThis is a comment on another comment that I made a few days ago\n====================\nI don't even know how to respond to that.\n====================\nUnknown source for the following image. It looks like it's from the Portal 2 art portfolio\n====================\nyou can't have your cake and eat it too, so don't f*cking troll me\n====================\nThere's a difference between using a bot to gain access to a target account and actively trying to gain access to that account.\n====================\nNYC is getting out of control. Many of the streets are blocked off with police cars. #blockbusting\n====================\nhttp://imgur.com/a/i0lKz\n====================\nThere's a difference between \"workspace optimization\" and \"future tech entrepreneurship.\"\n====================\nBut they don't even live there :(\n====================\nall your tweets are jokes tbh\n====================\nI did a quick search on whether to link it or not and chose not to link because it is misleading.\n====================\nthis is a short blog post (or is it?)\n====================\nThat's the only way I can describe the title of this article.\n====================\nThe GPT-2 Model View Controller is now available on GitHub!\n====================\nI thought techcrunch was for trendy young geeks\n====================\n#NotMyJob\n====================\nI'll be there on Saturday\n====================\nThe Best Thing About College-Bound Programming\n====================\nif you were to have a list of 50 best lists of startup incubators, this would be #3\n====================\n<|startoftext|>new blog post up: How to Calculate Average Salary for a Job at 4 Previous Companies in 1 Hour (and No Updating) -  \n\n\\r\n\n\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\\t\n====================\n#SelfieWithMike\n====================\nYes. If you are going to tweet links, I recommend linking directly to the article. Otherwise, you might as well link to the text instead.\n====================\nwait, you have your own tweet featured on techmeme?!?\n====================\nI can't embed my tweets in the article because I'm lazy\n====================\nanyone remember scrollmover?\n====================\nYou Are Not Your Own Quote\n\n>\n\n\n====================\nThe CEO of Hubspot is calling a spade a spade.\n====================\nI had the same reaction when reading this article. What is wrong with me\n====================\nin response to \"Changing The World\"\n====================\ni thought it was a series of tubes\n====================\nI thought Facebook and Twitter had gone mainstream?\n====================\ntotally not 2ch's fault\n====================\nno, they are just in awe of your technology gumption\n====================\n#firstworldyolo\n====================\nI do first world stuff.\n====================\nok fine i'll do it\n====================\nWhat is the technology behind the \"AI-generated pluralsets\" in the new Facebook News Feed update?\n====================\nthis is the most unoriginal headline i've seen in a while\n====================\nis there an uber for hittingmen\n====================\nI have a personal interest in automating most of the above, although I have no idea how to actually implement it yet. (I'll take a look.)\n====================\nwait, what?\n====================\ncheapo online photo shoot\n====================\nOMG PENNY\n====================\nI've been looking into getting my hands on the latest Tomb Raider Laravel trick, but unfortunately I can't do it without getting hacked/viralized/etc.\n====================\nThe tech blog comment section is the most ignored section of the internet.\n====================\nI can't wait until techcrunch decides to do a story on the Korean War.\n====================\nI understand that you're trying to be trendy.\n====================\ner, who needs friends when you have zenefits\n====================\n2/10\n====================\nI got into an argument with my partner over whether or not to get rid of our adorable puppy Papillon. (Papillon is now 4 years old, and I don't want to destroy her future)\n====================\nI had no idea that the Twitter \"fatpeoplerage\" subs had become so popular.\n====================\nI really really really really want to do a blog post on the topic of \"how to get more Twitter followers without getting creeped out by your followers.\"\n====================\n#NinetyDaysInModerland\n====================\nthis could be a game-changer\n====================\noh I can use my shitty command line! :P\n====================\nNot sure if you're being sarcastic or not.\n====================\nbut it is a bullshit secret so no one can get it\n====================\nI have a feeling this blog post is going to make people mad\n====================\nI was worried that this blog post would be seen as spam. Turns out it's not.\n====================\nabout speedtest.txt\n====================\nWatching the Tesla Model 3 launch was the most depressing I have ever seen a live-stream\n====================\ni.e I am not your mate. i.e. i'll kill you. please don't mess with my jokes\n====================\nTIL that in Silicon Valley, a \"hacker\" is someone who breaks software.\n====================\nit's not the time machine, it's a pair of scissors\n====================\nTwitter's AI is making predictions that are off by a factor of 2x. I am quite okay with that since I have done predictive text many times before\n====================\n#NameYourPrice\n====================\nThe company you work for is going to have a bad day.\n====================\nI like the #yolo\n====================\nyou still have not learned how to read. Reading is for losers\n====================\nI have a feeling these are the same people who wrote the Boogie for the Daily Show. Spoiler: they are not. cc\n====================\nIf you don't have an account, you will be blocked.\n====================\nThis app is really cool.\n====================\nReddit Code \n====================\nLPT:   Thanks for letting me know about your problems!\n====================\n3. stick with the same\n====================\ndoes this mean that you should be wearing a yurt\n====================\nyes\n====================\nWorst headline: \"Flipboard is Dead\"\n====================\nI have been seeing a lot of \"iterating over\" headlines lately. :\\\n====================\nfrom:\n====================\nlooks like i have to take a break from net neutrality\n====================\ni knew it\n====================\nThat's a surprisingly good number of hits for a blog post.\n====================\nI was expecting a \"I work for BuzzFeed and I suck\" story, but no such luck.\n====================\nisn't this the subject of the subtext joke\n====================\nI personally like the codebase, but I'd rather have seen some kind of performance metric to measure the time taken to complete the task. 😂\n\nI have an idea for a chart of the time taken to complete a given task:\n\n\n====================\nI am a sys admin at ❤ and i am not happy\n====================\nI used the phrase \"reset your password.\"\n====================\nI am a little late to the party on this one, but the recent controversy over GitHub's policy on repos\n====================\nDyes are the new black.\n====================\ncurse of dimensionality overflow</|endoftext|>\n<|startoftext|>multiple links in the same article\n====================\n"
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    "path": "github/FUNDING.yml",
    "content": "# These are supported funding model platforms\n\ngithub: minimaxir # Replace with up to 4 GitHub Sponsors-enabled usernames e.g., [user1, user2]\npatreon: minimaxir # Replace with a single Patreon username\nopen_collective: # Replace with a single Open Collective username\nko_fi: # Replace with a single Ko-fi username\ntidelift: # Replace with a single Tidelift platform-name/package-name e.g., npm/babel\ncommunity_bridge: # Replace with a single Community Bridge project-name e.g., cloud-foundry\nliberapay: # Replace with a single Liberapay username\nissuehunt: # Replace with a single IssueHunt username\notechie: # Replace with a single Otechie username\ncustom: # Replace with up to 4 custom sponsorship URLs e.g., ['link1', 'link2']\n"
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