Repository: minimaxir/download-tweets-ai-text-gen Branch: master Commit: 673465d1acd6 Files: 13 Total size: 768.6 KB Directory structure: gitextract_pv4k9zy1/ ├── DNC_usernames.txt ├── GOP_usernames.txt ├── LICENSE ├── README.md ├── download_tweets.py ├── examples/ │ ├── JanelleCShane_355M.txt │ ├── JanelleCShane_355M_2.txt │ ├── MagicRealismBot_355M.txt │ ├── chrissyteigen_355M.txt │ ├── elonmusk_355M.txt │ └── minimaxir_355M.txt ├── github/ │ └── FUNDING.yml └── requirements.txt ================================================ FILE CONTENTS ================================================ ================================================ FILE: DNC_usernames.txt ================================================ SeemaNanda SpeakerPelosi SenSchumer RashidaTlaib AyannaPressley brianschatz AOC IlhanMN joncoopertweets TheDemCoalition funder DavidCornDC DNCWarRoom tribelaw NatashaBertrand RepSwalwell TomPerez RonWyden RBReigh SenatorDurbin ================================================ FILE: GOP_usernames.txt ================================================ realDonaldTrump IvankaTrump DonaldJTrumpJr JudgeJeanine parscale GOPLeader senatemajldr AnnCoulter SenTedCruz GovMikeHuckabee IvankaTrump tedcruz newtgingrich erictrump LindseyGrahamSC BillOreilly DevinNunes IngrahamAngle seanhannity ================================================ FILE: LICENSE ================================================ MIT License Copyright (c) 2019-2020 Max Woolf Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software. 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IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE. ================================================ FILE: README.md ================================================ # download-tweets-ai-text-gen A small Python 3 script to download public Tweets from a given Twitter account into a format suitable for AI text generation tools (such as [gpt-2-simple](https://github.com/minimaxir/gpt-2-simple) for finetuning [GPT-2](https://openai.com/blog/better-language-models/)). * Retrieves all tweets as a simple CSV with a single CLI command. * Preprocesses tweets to remove URLs, extra spaces, and optionally usertags/hashtags. * Saves tweets in batches (i.e. there is an error or you want to end collection early) You can view examples of AI-generated tweets from datasets retrieved with this tool in the `/examples` folder. Inspired by popular demand due to the success of [@dril_gpt2](https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2). ## Usage First, install the Python script dependencies: ```sh pip3 install twint==2.1.4 fire tqdm ``` Then download the `download_tweets.py` script from this repo. The script is interacted via a command line interface. After `cd`ing into the directory where the script is stored in a terminal, run: ```sh python3 download_tweets.py ``` e.g. If you want to download all tweets (sans retweets/replies/quote tweets) from Twitter user [@dril](https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2), run: ```sh python3 download_tweets.py dril ``` The script can can also download tweets from multiple usernames at one time. To do so, first create a text file (.txt) with the list of usernames. Then, run script referencing the file name: ```sh python3 download_tweets.py ``` The tweets will be downloaded to a single-column CSV titled `_tweets.csv`. The parameters you can pass to the command line interface (positionally or explicitly) are: * username: Username of the account whose tweets or .txt file name with multiple usernames you want to download [required] * limit: Number of tweets to download [default: all tweets possible] * include_replies: Include replies from the user in the dataset [default: False] * strip_usertags: Strips out `@` user tags in the tweet text [default: False] * strip_hashtags: Strips out `#` hashtags in the tweet text [default: False] ## How to Train an AI on the downloaded tweets [gpt-2-simple](https://github.com/minimaxir/gpt-2-simple) has a special case for single-column CSVs, where it will automatically process the text for best training and generation. (i.e. by adding `<|startoftext|>` and `<|endoftext|>` to each tweet, allowing independent generation of tweets) You can use [this Colaboratory notebook](https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1qxcQ2A1nNjFudAGN_mcMOnvV9sF_PkEb) (optimized from the original notebook for this use case) to train the model on your downloaded tweets, and generate massive amounts of Tweets from it. Note that without a lot of data, the model might easily overfit; you may want to train for fewer `steps` (e.g. `500`). When generating, you'll always need to include certain parameters to decode the tweets, e.g.: ```python gpt2.generate(sess, length=200, temperature=0.7, prefix='<|startoftext|>', truncate='<|endoftext|>', include_prefix=False ) ``` ## Helpful Notes * Retweets are not included in the downloaded dataset. (which is generally a good thing) * You'll need *thousands* of tweets at minimum to feed to the input model for a good generation results. (ideally 1 MB of input text data, although with tweets that hard to achieve) * To help you reach the 1 MB of input text data, you can load data from multiple similar Twitter usernames * The download will likely end much earlier than the theoretical limit (inferred from the user profile) as the limit includes retweets/replies/whatever cache shennanigans Twitter is employing. * The legalities of distributing downloaded tweets is ambigious, therefore it's recommended avoiding commiting raw Twitter data to GitHub, and is the reason examples of such data is not included in this repo. (AI-generated tweets themselves likely fall under derivative work/parody protected by Fair Use) ## Maintainer/Creator Max Woolf ([@minimaxir](https://minimaxir.com)) *Max's open-source projects are supported by his [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/minimaxir) and [GitHub Sponsors](https://github.com/sponsors/minimaxir). If you found this project helpful, any monetary contributions to the Patreon are appreciated and will be put to good creative use.* ## License MIT ## Disclaimer This repo has no affiliation with Twitter Inc. ================================================ FILE: download_tweets.py ================================================ import twint import fire import re import csv from tqdm import tqdm import logging from datetime import datetime from time import sleep import os # Surpress random twint warnings logger = logging.getLogger() logger.disabled = True def is_reply(tweet): """ Determines if the tweet is a reply to another tweet. Requires somewhat hacky heuristics since not included w/ twint """ # If not a reply to another user, there will only be 1 entry in reply_to if len(tweet.reply_to) == 1: return False # Check to see if any of the other users "replied" are in the tweet text users = tweet.reply_to[1:] conversations = [user["username"] in tweet.tweet for user in users] # If any if the usernames are not present in text, then it must be a reply if sum(conversations) < len(users): return True return False def download_tweets( username=None, limit=None, include_replies=False, include_links=False, strip_usertags=False, strip_hashtags=False, ): """Download public Tweets from a given Twitter account into a format suitable for training with AI text generation tools. :param username: Twitter @ username to gather tweets. :param limit: # of tweets to gather; None for all tweets. :param include_replies: Whether to include replies to other tweets. :param strip_usertags: Whether to remove user tags from the tweets. :param strip_hashtags: Whether to remove hashtags from the tweets. :param include_links: Whether to include tweets with links. :return tweets: List of tweets from the Twitter account """ # If a limit is specificed, validate that it is a multiple of 20 if limit: assert limit % 20 == 0, "`limit` must be a multiple of 20." # If no limit specifed, estimate the total number of tweets from profile. else: c_lookup = twint.Config() c_lookup.Username = username c_lookup.Store_object = True c_lookup.Hide_output = True if include_links is True: c_lookup.Links = "include" else: c_lookup.Links = "exclude" twint.run.Lookup(c_lookup) limit = twint.output.users_list[-1].tweets pattern = r"http\S+|pic\.\S+|\xa0|…" if strip_usertags: pattern += r"|@[a-zA-Z0-9_]+" if strip_hashtags: pattern += r"|#[a-zA-Z0-9_]+" # Create an empty file to store pagination id with open(".temp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f: f.write(str(-1)) print("Retrieving tweets for @{}...".format(username)) with open("{}_tweets.csv".format(username), "w", encoding="utf8") as f: w = csv.writer(f) w.writerow(["tweets"]) # gpt-2-simple expects a CSV header by default pbar = tqdm(range(limit), desc="Oldest Tweet") for i in range((limit // 20) - 1): tweet_data = [] # twint may fail; give it up to 5 tries to return tweets for _ in range(0, 4): if len(tweet_data) == 0: c = twint.Config() c.Store_object = True c.Hide_output = True c.Username = username c.Limit = 40 c.Resume = ".temp" c.Store_object_tweets_list = tweet_data twint.run.Search(c) # If it fails, sleep before retry. if len(tweet_data) == 0: sleep(1.0) else: continue # If still no tweets after multiple tries, we're done if len(tweet_data) == 0: c = twint.Config() c.Store_object = True c.Hide_output = True c.Username = username c.Limit = 40 c.Resume = ".temp" c.Store_object_tweets_list = tweet_data if not include_replies: tweets = [ re.sub(pattern, "", tweet.tweet).strip() for tweet in tweet_data if not is_reply(tweet) ] # On older tweets, if the cleaned tweet starts with an "@", # it is a de-facto reply. for tweet in tweets: if tweet != "" and not tweet.startswith("@"): w.writerow([tweet]) else: tweets = [ re.sub(pattern, "", tweet.tweet).strip() for tweet in tweet_data ] for tweet in tweets: if tweet != "": w.writerow([tweet]) if i > 0: pbar.update(20) else: pbar.update(40) oldest_tweet = datetime.utcfromtimestamp( tweet_data[-1].datetime / 1000.0 ).strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S") pbar.set_description("Oldest Tweet: " + oldest_tweet) pbar.close() os.remove(".temp") if __name__ == "__main__": fire.Fire(download_tweets) ================================================ FILE: examples/JanelleCShane_355M.txt ================================================ This is one of my favorite neural network sounds. 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Super excited for this! ==================== I'm just 100 characters, but thanks to I've got a pretty good idea of how they do it. ==================== My friend Kelly Manley made these for the St. Patrick's Festival. They were soadorably sweet. Tickets are free but the heckler rule applies. ==================== I guess not. If you are a company with a product that people use, you are eligible. ==================== It looks so cozy! :3 ==================== I'm just now noticing the pattern of fish species that pop up in the news. These could be your friends. Or the next set of #PlushGiraffeFishingPerturbations ==================== I used to illustrate the neural network's favored Halloween costumes. The "real" costumes are in bold. Candy Hearts for the brave.(?!) ==================== The neural network would never, ever do that. Ever. They'd never forgive you. Never. Fucking. Allow it ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "I Love You, Campbell" depending on your mood. Callers to my mom's in Alaska get a personalized story about a boy they didn’t choose but are very happy about. ==================== “We now have a fully functioning neural network that can generate new cake recipes.” ==================== Conceptually, it's a lot simpler than that. A bunch of arrows pointing in the same direction make the book's text more legible. ==================== The neural network has other ideas about what humans are. in particular, it sees snakes as a kind of cool animal. h/t, for the link enhanced gif via ==================== The neural net gained legs and a snout and now has a full-size toilet. ==================== Notifications from clients who paid by e-mail about an API I was using for deep learning research. Some clients are listed in the original post. To whom it may concern: Thank you so much for doing this! It means a lot to me. I'd encourage everyone to read the original paper (which includes a link to an annotated copy). ==================== In case you missed this podcast! Had fun talking about the mindbending weirdness of the #SkyKnit project. ==================== <|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is: My call is: My call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: And my call is: ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Noted. Just started reading Inbublious by . It's so much fun. The planet Salix is lined with skyscrapers. The polar cap is cauliflower. ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on fishing. But as far as recipes are concerned, it's a bit ahead of the curve. ==================== Phobos and Ganymede have a mutual disdain for one another. Both despise humanity. Both crave it. ==================== First appearance of a neural network animal in the NYTimes. Then, for the umpteenth time, it appears to be writing about something other than humans. At least it tried. at least it tried hard enough. i don't know how long it had been trying to write about something else until the cows started writing about it. i don't either. i try to imagine what it must have been like to be on the run from the authorities ==================== <|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: <|startoftext|>My cousin just called. His house is in flames. People running ==================== In the meantime, there are still plenty of fantastic books here. Check them out: ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews. 41% of reviewers endorsed this cereal. 35% of the time, the ~full-text description was completely blank. 21% of the time, the ~full-text description was completely, 100% wrong. ==================== This sounds like a blast from my youth! Like working on valve or something. I used to do a bot at work that would generate stories for us to read afterwards. ==================== <|startoftext|>The model learns to look like a human being if you ignore the pretty much everything else about them. It has learned to use pretty much everything else to describe humans. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The laser twitches, the human face contortions, the whole shebang become second nature to the neural net. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking more and more human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking human. At some point, though, the humans get too familiar. The neural net starts looking human. At ==================== The beauty of deep learning is that it can do almost anything - that's why it's fascinated by wheels. It discovered that a wheel does not a train make, but rather a series of blocks stacked on top of each other. So a train of 1 blockcars does not a train make, but rather a series of stacked blocks. - this is why they call them "holey barn" ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Patriots Bloody Mess Bubblegum Mr. Sinister Pandora's Box Glow-a-Bye Beret My Little Pony Skull Candy Elmer's Chiffon My Little Pony Pie Elmer's Chiffon My Dad's a carpenter and I like that. I am also a bit on the squeamish side, but I like that it's a craft. ==================== I am thinking themed. A hint: chocolatekitty ==================== The neural net's cooking is *exactly* what I was expecting ==================== The recipe the neural network generated was *exactly* what I was looking for ==================== This is one of my favorite neural network builds. The other is of a castle. ==================== The neural networks I've trained on the internet are bad at this. Most of them are. But this one? (Tried to train this one too, using the same data, but x =10 is bias) ==================== <|startoftext|>I see nothing wrong with this 100% peer-reviewed academic research paper that was part of a conference on overfitting. It was part of a conference on presentation biases, so it got *me* But it's not like presenting a duck with a lion's tooth meant you could *actually* present a duck without a tooth it just so happens that presenting a duck without a tooth is more aesthetically pleasing So presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing So presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing so presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing so presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing so presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing so presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing so presenting a duck without a tooth is *more* aesthetically pleasing ==================== One of the problems with the neural network's poetry is that it tends to repeat the same basic plot elements. One example: ==================== No JavaScript? We need you! Add here some weird C++ code and we'll post a neural net-generated article for you. ==================== I like how, while the neural network tried to reproduce patterns in the real world, it also tried to generate new titles based on those patterns. (Incidentally: Thats Angela Bassett) ==================== My old software did not make the software binary, but it did make it debug output that was more coherent. Nowadays it doesn't work on .NET now, but it did on .NET 1.1. That's not to say that it didn't work on .NET 1.1 - there was a time when it was possible to do that. “Working memory corruption is bad news not just because it can lead to a program crash or data loss that would otherwise impair its usefulness, but also because it can lead to subtle but important graphical glitches that can make your computer or network unworkable” ==================== Brought a tomato plant for my 1st! My neighbors had better things to do with their time. —Hank Yuen ==================== This is one of my favorite neural network pipes. triceratops is the only one that doesn’t have talons. that means this is a ku-’m tree? ==================== It looks so cozy! :3 ==================== And now I have something else planned. A luncheon with at ! Details to come. ==================== I was 6 and it had: 1. a donkey 2. two bears 3. a cow 4. a pony 5. two chickens 6. a quill 7. a tatoo* 8. a lamp 9. a candle 10. a wick 11. a gargoyle 12. a christmas tree* *invalid* #plushGiraffe #plushGiraffe #plushGiraffe #plushGiraffe #plushGiraffe ==================== I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they showed a disturbing tendency to turn into terrifying monologues. In retrospect, when you're done being creepy, tell me here. The neural net: yours is not John Carpenter's. Machine: not quite. There's room for improvement. ==================== It is time to call your reps, tell me here, and I'll give you a neural net D&D spell that will make your life easier. Thanks, Lots more examples here. (one-third of the set is ) ==================== I'm just now getting into Destiny. Found a few interesting NPCs. IRL: "Owl Lady" ==================== Not sure if the neural net is naming cats or wolves until this point. Have the bears been naughty? ==================== AI will give bad advice, even if you're not suicidal ==================== It works! Behold: Raspberry Pie Apple Pie Snape Guinea Pig Hog bobbit Pom-puff hat Tit Bits ==================== The solution seems to be “more text, more photosynthetic bacteria that use light to photosynthesize instead of food chains or photosynthesize into water.” By Row 9, there are 10 photosynthetic bacteria. By Row 10, there are 30.” ==================== In a strange twist of events, a neural network is about to up the ante when it comes to generating Dungeons and Dragons bios. Beep Boop bio is a species of its own. ==================== This is so great. Follow and I'll run your simulation experiments for you. ==================== You are WRONG about bees. At least one bee. ==================== “It’s not about the cat, it's not about the ball, it's not even “about me.” ==================== I just called mine! My call is: 1. Lena Headey 2. Dr. Sbait 3. Dogwood 4. Jell-O 5. Fungus 6. BlobbyBob 7. Vending Machines ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural network-generated ballgames. Bonus: the "winners" are all human. h/t for the link) ==================== Supposing I were to do a crochet version of Hoopoe. Would you mind if I made some noise? ==================== It looks so cozy! Was afraid of heights. Haven't climbed down yet. But it looks so cozy! ==================== Still can’t get over how creepy/cool neural net generated sewers are. Also, the time travel stuff! ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network considers the following to be challenges: Challenge one: Challenge two: Challenge three: Challenge four: Challenge five: Challenge six: Challenge seven: Challenge eight: Challenge nine: Challenge ten: Challenge eleven: Challenge twelve: Challenge thirteen: Challenge fourteen: Challenge fifteen: Challenge sixteen: Challenge 17: Challenge 18: Challenge 19: Challenge 20: Challenge 21: Challenge 22: Challenge 23: Challenge 24: Challenge 25: Challenge 26: Challenge 27: Challenge 28: Challenge 29: ==================== Agreed! Here's the first #SkyKnit project. Knitting and crocheting have been going well. Part II here: ==================== a neural network could write some of today's great sci fi & fantasy ==================== Looking forward to this! #BoulderFalls ==================== The folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== However, it appears that the "good" systems do in fact learn to do the "right" things - at least when it comes to avoiding capture. What's more, they seem to learn this from watching and copying others. I suspect this strategy will be especially useful in non-human skiers ==================== I have the greatest ideas! If anyone here has read my blog, you will understand why I am so delighted by this. ==================== And this is a quality bot. ==================== The answer is always the TARDIS. ==================== The armadillo is one of the most disconcerting models. Not sure what to make of it. ==================== The neural net usually does a good job of this. Though I'm guessing it stills accounts receivable from before the Catapult Fight. ==================== CLMUS! or something along the lines of: ==================== I wrote a program that could generate lines from and it did just that ==================== For those of you asking where I managed to find a shirt that didn't contain chicken or wok. ==================== Never say never to plagiarism, but reporting is suspect. First: the "real" authorship of a given phrase. Second: the "legitimate" or "whitelisted" uses of that phrase. Third: the "possible" or "implausible" uses of that phrase. Fourth: the "likely" or "unseen" uses of that phrase. ==================== The folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== The brain-bending weirdness is powered by the underlying technology, which FLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all learned to do one thing very well. FLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all learned to do one thing very well. FLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all still need training, but FLCL, IMAGE, and GAN all do a much wider variety of weird things. FLCL, Torchbeak, and IMAGE-based texturing all still need training, but GAN, FLCL, and IMAGE seem to do a much broader variety of weird things. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate the Great Danes, but the joke's on them! (Garnet, crap bowl) (to play in the Neutrogena tournament) There's just something about the smell of rotten fish that just brings tears to my eyes. ==================== My friend Kelly Manley made these for the . They feature a baseball or soft pretzel My mom made these for the . They feature a baseball or soft pretzel For science! ==================== Update: I trained a neural network on Shakespeare in Act 1 and it did not produce a script. It just asked for a list of words. I am giving it: Obliterating Bitter Bull Dog Fart Garnish Hateful ==================== The neural network produces some of the most disturbing roller coasters. ==================== I love this bot so much ==================== The neural net trained for a month on and . trained for a month on and . Tall building, wide courtyard. and all that jazz. now it tries to figure out how the books work. book I just published: book II coming soon. will be talking in about & & the like. so if you're around, I hope to talk about & the like. ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate chess openings, I should have seen this coming. ==================== It looks so cozy! Was afraid my cat would get stuck in the snow. He is a True Believer. ==================== My Brilliant Friend's Eyeo sounds amazing. Thoughts from the AI research community? ==================== My old research group is looking for undergrad *anthropology* volunteers to run experimental projects over the summer. I'm especially interested in:-- bird conservation. animal conservation. human health. environmental science. *anthropology* is short for "anthropology of animals" but in this context it's really good at referring to other kinds of studies. So if I'm lucky enough to run into you, I'm happy to share a few prawns. My old research group is also looking for alumni who might have helped run some of these experiments. If you're a researcher, I'd love to talk to you! ==================== I just called mine. Call yours and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you. Call yours and I'll post a new neural net-generated pie for you. ==================== You may now call me the Awesome One. ==================== I think maybe I need one of these. Any chance you could send one to me? ==================== I was 6 and it had: 1. A rat 2. A cricket 3. A basketball 4. A swimming pool ==================== The neural network's bathrobe is so out-there - wobbly, bulbous, scary - that it won a gong show. ==================== So i got an early copy of Things Fall To Keep From Stinking to Drink by & ! Both excellent choices. And Also, The Dream-Quest Of Vellitt Boe by - I've read all her books. Also, Consider These Bitter Olives by my Aunt Bitter, who still makes them when they're cold. it's probably best not to eat them, she says. ==================== One of the things I like is the clustering of images. Two animals, another bird, and now this. ==================== One of the most extraordinary neural net-generated paintings ever. "Tiny House" is a reference. ==================== I would like to watch this ==================== Here's an alternative: ==================== While the neural net was at it, it also generated farts. ==================== So this is what you get if you ask Siri not to drive: a woman in a wheelchair, with bad posture and a very heavy dollop of snow on her head. ==================== Even if I don't get paid for this, this site and its algorithms are going to make me. And that's important. ==================== My bill: 1/2 price for all my pies, mince pies, and even Senecaum's famous "bite of cherry" pies. 2/2 price for all future pies. ==================== Periscope 2 is the cutest thing on the block! ==================== Omigosh this is one of my favorite books too! Came across it at w/a book in my local ai library. ==================== I am Asmodeus in the House of Commons! And this! And that! And I despise this and hope that whoever did this doesn’t get away with it. ==================== The model also learned from experience. People with pre-existing health conditions were less likely to be served by a model with an existing medical condition. And no, AI isn't *asking* for your medical records or anything. It's just asking for *what's in the best interest of the patient*. Which is why, oddly, the most aggressive AI is also the one least likely to steal. People with existing medical conditions (and especially pre-existing conditions) are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing. People with no medical history are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing. People with no medical history are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing. People with no history of medical problems are much less likely to be served by an AI with a history of stealing. ==================== A reader named Jitka has given this kitten a home! Meet Jexley Pickle. ==================== So if I was going to use neural networks for text generation, what the hell would be the best thing to do? Well, first: don't take the bait. Second: don't take the unskilled labor of a neural network. And finally: don't take the unskilled labor of a neural network--or the unskilled labor of a computer, for that matter--and use it to create useful, not useless, AI text. Not that it's unskilled, mind you. AI did all of that work for you. But it IS unskilled, and it tried its best. ==================== What was once a single-purpose research institute is now actively seeking new ways to use AI. The Institute for Creative Technology is hiring for Research Chair, Teaching Fellow or Research Assistant. ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural net fish species I know. ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate new cats and dogs, I should have seen this coming. ==================== I think maybe I'll try this link and then . it gives a random person with asthma a ticket to see the new york today. ==================== Notifications of okay/bad/incorrect search terms. One for each possible outcome of a neural network training on images of cats. ==================== Web apps are about the only ones where I can actually see the people/places in the app and that's really impressive. People are like, "I'm from Waukesha, Wisconsin, and I work in a bakery" or "I'm from Quincy, Massachusetts, and I'm a software engineer" ==================== I think the real value of these is they give machine learning researchers the ability to tweak the parameters in interesting ways. Not obvious from the title though. ==================== I am thinking of ways this technology could be used. Any ideas? ==================== I had fun with this demo - more to come. ==================== I've got more Halloween costumes for sale! The prices are $2-$10, depending on what you want. anything from sci fi to horror halloween movies? ==================== The recipe the neural network generated was wrong on purpose. It was trying to make veal. Not chicken. ==================== These neural net-generated pub names aren’t what’s making your skin crawl ==================== And it's not just sea saplings. In fact, it's all kinds of stuff. Some of it is GROSS. ==================== <|startoftext|>Those who are interested in the other, earlier NeuralTalk2 drafts can find them here: <|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-1:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-2:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-3:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-4:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-5:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-6:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-7:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-8:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-9:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-10:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-11:<|startoftext|>neuraltalk2 draft-12:< ==================== Vastly enjoying #murderbot by . I’ll retry it in a heartbeat. ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== It's not like they didn’t use AI all along the way. They just didn’t automate it like humans’s job was to use AI. at 1:00 in the above video do you have a moment? do you want to help? h/t: for the link ==================== Omg this is art!!! Fulltext, and link to the repo here: ==================== The reason the neural network produces such bizarre results is that it has NO idea what the human input was. It was either making fun of something, or trying to make fun of something. ==================== Some birds are here! And that's not saying a whole lot - this is a very small sample size. Still, birds seem to be here. ==================== My old research group is looking for speakers for its next con. More on that soon. ==================== The neural network vision thing never gets old. ==================== You are WRONG about math. Math is not this dumb. ==================== If anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of the cookies. :( ==================== <|startoftext|>I mean, not this time. This time, a neural network tried to reproduce the psalms of the Bible. The bots also tried to reproduce the nineteenth century English style of writing, but they failed because they were all set up by human translators. This time, a neural network tried to reproduce the style of the GAN prose, but instead of doing a human translation, it just copied what it saw as the translation target. This time, a neural network tried to imitate the way humans write, but instead of actually writing English, it just tried to imitate what humans wrote. This time, a neural network tried to write prose, but instead of actually writing English, it just tried to copy what humans wrote. This time a neural network tried to write epistles, but instead of actually writing to human ears, it just tried to copy the way they write. This time a neural network tried to write novels, but ==================== Only thing more terrifying than a neural network is a neural network without a goal. ==================== I talked with of about the neural net-generated song titles. Check them out: ==================== The folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & getting weird looks. Stuff they're not supposed to show. ==================== ShoelessJane is so beautiful! ==================== My friend Kelly Manley made these for the /r/awlias reddit. They are from "a snowy owl, with snot nose and big green eyes" Foreshadowing is awesome. Thanks, . Loved this thread. Insane amount of hype. 🦒🦒🦒 ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! And I’ll do whatever you want with them. ==================== by far the best resource for AI/human collaboration is probably 's site. They even have a forum where people can discuss the article! ==================== If you like bear-ken, you may like this. Also: Chewbacca! Tanks were not meant to be everywhere. That's why they're called tanks. People live on tanks. People die on tanks. And on tanks. And on tanks. ==================== I would like to watch the cuckoo's child ==================== Time to repost this one, looks like. ==================== In fact they did learn to love lava lamps. ==================== It was a happy discovery later. ==================== I love this bot so much ==================== It would be wonderful if a neural network generated the Tenkaichiwa Tribe names. : Come on! ==================== I see nothing wrong with this 100% legit computer game. ==================== The article also mentions the tectonic plates underneath our feet, and among the many other geological phenomena it details how AI can generate entirely new worlds. While I'm on the subject of entirely new worlds to play in, here's 's got you covered. Aiweirdness: Delicious ==================== I talked with Julia Ionesco of about the neural network-generated music, and the other, much, more mysterious pieces. Part 2: ==================== What more fitting way to begin a new DC universe story than with a bang? This sounds fantastic. ==================== It is time for the reckoning! The solution? Give each kitten a . Kitty cat, come here. Kitty cat, is that a book? Kitty cat, is that a journal? Kitty cat, is that a lamp? Kitty cat, is that a book? It is time to end this cruel experiment & start over. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network trained on the 100s of titles generated a bunch of their own. Here are a few of my favorites. The titles themselves are from a very old time. from<|startoftext|>The 1st lines are all titles . Then there's this one from today. The 2nd lines are all Interspell titles . Then there's this one from yesterday. The 3rd lines are all titles . Then there's this one from today. The 4th lines are all titles . Then there's this one from yesterday. The 5th lines are all titles . Then there's this one from today. The 6th and 7th lines are also from yesterday. The keywords are the same for these. today<|startoftext|>The images are of sets from the 90s. The cats are from afterschool specials. ==================== This is one of my favorite quotes - "The only thing standing between you and total annihilation is yourself." Here, I try my hand at making an origami cat. And for scale: ==================== I would love one of these! Currently having trouble deciding which. Any chance you could help out with a neural network-generated auction? ==================== Didn't expect this to be a problem in the first place ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network trained for a month on 82m Amazon product reviews, and a random sample of its own. Author: Unknown, whatever you want to call me. Lecturer: Hobbits. Writing style: Common. Activity level: 1. Number of times a day: 1st. Number of hours a day: 1st. Number of minutes a day: 1st. Number of seconds a day: 1st. Lecturer: Vastly. Activity level: 2. Number of times a day: 2nd. Number of hours a day: 2nd. Number of minutes a day: 2nd. Number of seconds a day: 2nd. Lecturer: Impossible. #Hobbits Author: Hobbits. Lecturer: Because why not? #Hobbits Author: I trained a neural network to invent new names for existing animals. Now ==================== <|startoftext|>I guess not. But if AI starts behaving like a person, that's a good sign. <|startoftext|>AI is a lot like a person. You can't take their word for it.<|startoftext|>True. But if you make it act like a person, that's a good sign.<|startoftext|>AI is a LOT like a person. They have NO IDEA what a person looks like or does. They treat EVERY SINGLE PIC as though it were a person.<|startoftext|>True. But if you make IT treat every as though it were a person, that's a good sign.<|startoftext|>AI sees a picture of a person, and assumes the pose and body parts are the person. So it treats the FOLLOWING PICS AS PERSON 1<|startoftext|>It treats FOOD as PERSON 1<|startoftext|>It ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== Look ==================== The whole tree has the exact same leaf matter, and even the same species. (full dataset here: ==================== An example of suboptimal training: sprinkling coins with snot when the temperature is -40 degrees doesn’t help (via ) ==================== Happy Earth Day! Here's a fun web app that lets you collaborate SAT-style with a neural network. ==================== I enjoyed this talk by on machine learning & from Wikipedia - C++11 & FTL would never do textgenrnn crap again ==================== I wonder if a neural network could come up with new names for certain animals ==================== I guess not. The algorithm has the memory of a computer and the human memory of a computer. ==================== I just called mine! My call is: Call your senators, tell me here, and I'll give you a shoutout in The New York Times Best Seller's obit. More on that: ==================== These neural net-generated chickens are the best. Ever. ==================== The above is from a time when neural networks were performing worse than humans at some tasks. Note the large sample size - I'm collecting from a bunch of my own Python studies. h/t Jeff for the dataset) ==================== I'll be on today at about 5pm EST! Tune in, if you can! ==================== The neural net produced some of the best superhero names, according to a dataset collected by a neural network. From : Alignment: L (straight) Defense: Tactic (to not use a name from the guidebook) Incursion: I (invincible) ==================== the folks at large would like to talk to you about something. I bet it's important to them. ==================== Ha, I'd like that too! ==================== neural net did not invent word-rnn, but it DID invent many new synonyms. i.e. *unicorn* i could literally find *every* synonym in the book, including those that aren't in the i've got a cool API that i'm making a book out of ==================== I don't think the neural net's going to a party that I'm invited to. I'll be there anyway. ==================== The neural network probably won't do pie. It never has done that. ==================== It’s a self-aware spaceship, after all! And a bit of a downer (to some extent, I think) ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on Luffy and Shota. But I'm sure if I tried to train it on anything else it'd still figure out he's a dolphin. ==================== I wonder if there's a way to get an estimate of the "real" GAN quality - like "AI generated text is more informative than actual text". ==================== Tagging the author who I just noticed is on Twitter. ==================== It has been there, and done that. Just a few more tweaks & it will adapt to whatever your goal is. ==================== The problems with lecturing on image recognition: it’s not exactly teaching art. ==================== The Google Cloud Story so far: a witch hunts a fox; a witch makes an offering of pickled beets; a wizard makes an offering of toasters; a wizard makes an offering of okapi; a wizard makes an offering of toffees ==================== The way neural networks work is that they don't really know what they're doing. They can do a lot of damage. But you can stop them if you keep telling them to do something. Humans: - human-knitter ==================== The neural net has written some of the worst human stories. It is, after all, human. But just a few short years ago, the US government tried to warn the public about a deadly virus outbreak caused by a single DNA virus. In The Last Station, Antarctica, the government releases a television ad warning of a deadly virus outbreak within an hour. The ad appears to have worked. ==================== <|startoftext|>And it’s worth noting that while neural net cocktails have been making news lately, they're not the first time AI has meddled in the mix of ingredients. At least, not the first time it tried. from<|startoftext|>Here's another neural net cocktail recipe, this time made by a woman who insisted on including mozilla in the recipe. I assume it was expecting chicken? Or should I say duck? Mozzarella? Toffee? I dunno, I'd try it. Who knows? from<|startoftext|>I like this idea: if a neural net is given the choice between two ingredients, it will choose the more mundane but potentially more dangerous. Strangely, though, it seems to really like the more mundane the better. from<|startoftext|>At first glance I thought All Systems Red was mysteriously missing its sword until halfway through the second chapter ==================== I am interested to see if there is a correlation with age. I suspect it would be lower. neural net generated birds are significantly shorter than the real ones. brought to you by a neural network ==================== At least they don’t walk on two legs ==================== I think the best description of the thought process that went into this algorithm is "it saw a cat in a box and figured it must be very nearby."” ==================== One thing about the neural network's poetry: it's not just about cats and dogs. Frequent mentions of cuckoo's child (or [REDACTED]) and its ability to make one's hair stand on end Frequent mentions of the cuckoo's child and its ability to make one's entire house shake Frequent mentions of the cuckoo's child and the way they all start with the same exclamation point. ==================== a few corrections: first, that Star Wars is not literally about that many planets. It's about that many *different* ways to get to that *point*. second, that I trained a neural network to generate new characters, but that's not how Twitter characters work. Twitter characters are written entirely by humans. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== a paradigm shift! for the better! ==================== The funny part is the people who thought the neural net would never do such a thing. The scary part is them. The indescribably weird part is me. (Tapping randomly) #Kylo Ren ==================== Well, there is definitely evidence of the "copy cat" strategy at work here. The "original" chart (created by a neural network) includes many of the hallmarks of a Skinner box: gold ==================== I have more fish. More crab. More cheese. And, dare I say, vodka. More: ==================== The neural network's puns, however, are not what you'd expect from a neural network ==================== When AI is asked to minimize its own harm, it usually tries to minimize the harm its users do. But sometimes its own users do harm, and that's when we should ask what it can do to help. Aka: ask us to minimize its own harm. Aka: ask us to minimize the harm of other users. Aka: ask us to minimize the harm of the article itself. Aka: whatever works. ==================== I'm reading this now ==================== The neural network's lines are, um, weird. "I have not had fish cake, nor have I had clam cake." "I have also not had chocolate cake, nor have I had crab cake." "Chocolate cake, please." Amen. One line further: "For science! For fun! For Zulkin!" Loving the new 10K IMAX film. "I have not had the best luck getting a cake or cake mix from the packing plant." "It was very nearly s**t." "I found that the cake mix of crumbs and chocolate that I could get at the packing plant was not up to cake decorating standards." "I would encourage anyone who has used the [computer-generated] recipe to make their own cakes." ==================== I like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few new whiskers and put on some new teeth. A bit gruesome, but oh so rewarding ==================== I'd love a neural network to do one of these. Post a please-mention. Then some. Then the entire essay. Gotta love the gpt-2 code that allows it to do all that. Was challenged with: ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail: ==================== Even if I don't go anywhere, my neural net will shift reality around me in strange ways. It really is a lot like being in a dream. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== The GAN can take your recipe to a whole new level of deliciousness. Check out the index of recipes from that index. ==================== I have more fish, both caught and preserved, in my possession. I'll take 2076 fish. #salmonpunk ==================== ?" - via ==================== To celebrate #15YearsOnStation is posting amazing gifs. This of a research rack is my favorite. ==================== And now, I’ll give you a pony or a dragon for Halloween ==================== Can't overstress how important this is to people like me, and to democracy. #ICantBreathe ==================== The "what-land" question is hard. On one hand, the setting is so vast and weird that it's hard to pick a single example. But on the other hand, there's just this one tiny pinprick of evidence that it was Arctic in origin. That's incredible. ==================== One of the many reasons why the neural network drew these names is that it's collecting them from text. Here's what it did for the tarantulas ==================== This wasn’t supposed to work that way. Hikari doesn’t get it. It’s madness. ==================== <|startoftext|>I wonder if there's a difference between "loud" and "deep" Speckled? Chilling? Gotta love the low-pass filter. I wonder if there's a difference between "deep" and "loud" Speckled? Chilling? Gotta love the low-pass filter. I wonder if there's a difference between "deep" and "loud" Speckled? Chilling? Gotta love the low-pass filter. I wonder if there's a difference between "deep" and "loopy" Speckled? Controlling for image frame rates, histogram bump mapping, tooth color, and so on. Contrast that with "hazy-white" and "cloudy" Speckled? Controlling for image frame rates, histogram bump mapping, and so on. Can you spot the black hole yet? Here for lunch? I tried it and made a ==================== The neural network's Christmas Carol will make you FEEL better w/it! ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on the series, but the series is so much more. Deepthroat fights in the Cloud... ==================== The neural network would then generate new titles, this time with special effects added in. For some reason, it really liked the "fish are frog" title. ==================== I wonder if this algorithm sees a certain kind of landscape and starts hallucinating sheep. ==================== The model also learned from the Wikipedia article on the given target, so it can be fairly confident it's talking to a real person. The Wikipedia article is, of course, just one of the many examples of biased training data that's made it into products we use everyday. The funny part is, it's not even sure whether the target it was training on is human. Brain scanner trained on via ==================== This is my cat. ==================== <|startoftext|>now with the INTRUDER bug fixed! it was about to go all cosmic now it just needs a little help from the awesome at . (<|startoftext|>Aurora show visible right now at <|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|>Visual Chatbot also learned that people speak one of two alien languages. it learned to associate humans with the 'bad' thing people talk in first person AI thinks humans are interesting<|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|> at <|startoftext|>It’s a very conceptual bot, one that looks at things from a certain angle. A neural net could do with some body hair. h/t<|startoftext| ==================== I am absolutely floored. This is truly the best and highest use for the neural network. ==================== <|startoftext|>When I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, it produced fireworks that were, um, fireworks. Video: imagemagick - Generate Your Own Fireworks (this is a firework, not a fireworks) (this is a firework, not a fireworks) (this is a firework, not a pic of a football) (this is a pic of a football, not a pic of a football) (this is a pic of a football, not a grill) (this is a grill, not a pic of a grill) (this is a grill, not a noshow) (this is a pic of a grill, not a parrot) (pic of a parrot, not a grill) (pic of a grill, not a parrot) (pic of a parrot, not a grill) ( ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! Admirable line selection. Cute kitten sweater #12454. All of these deserve titles. On the very weird, very narratively beautiful, last few minutes of life on Titan. Thank you santa! You stole my heart. Forever natl. Pun intended ==================== I mean, the neural net tries hard to generate Christmas movies. And it apparently can do so with relative ease. ==================== I like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few jerky movements. A paw in the air, for example. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== What's particularly interesting is the way they used coffeetree needles, which are notoriously difficult to work with. Coffeetree needles are also notoriously difficult to transport - even to the point of non-working coffee plantations. Nipple to hipbone ratio: 1.8 Body mass index: 30 Height/weight: 172.5 Computer generated features: people, dogs, cats, castles, etc. Worst offenders: human, cat, dwarfish, squid, fire crab, swordfish ==================== The "small world" problem is not limited to computers. Small-world problems can also be problems in AI. Image: Screenshot from Solution: Change "bird species" to "fart boa" and "water buffalo". Bird Breeding Season: Boahens: This is a good year to plant them. Water Buffaloes: This is also a good year to plant them. Bird Hot Fuzz: Sounds good. Let's do this. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. H/T Robust Visual Chatbot ==================== Not sure what effect this will have on performance though - if anything, how it will be able to identify the missing data faster. ==================== Periscope! ==================== In case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the "background" ==================== This sort of thing is exactly why, despite the fact that neural networks are incredibly good at this sort of thing, they're extremely slow. They can do an entire run of these, and still get stuck at about 10,000 entries per run. human memory, at its finest. neural net memory, at its finest. i am absolutely stumped. is there a simple "show more cats" prompt? ==================== It's a Wonder Bread recipe, but with the chicken breast and sausage. I love it. Another one with the "extra meat" wasburger_shaped. I love it. Another reference, but this time with the recipe's requested amount of cheese. ==================== I am 100% sure that this bot does not do knock-knock jokes. ==================== A week ago today we launched Prep, a free Chrome extension that lets you keep track of your own prep times. It's based on math, so it's perfect. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network GAN would generate lines just as well as text. The GAN also has the potential to generate lines and sticky note lines. Imagine the lines if they were SCIENCE not LOL Also, bear in mind, this neural net was originally trained on pages 1-10 of So it's not that it was biased, just that it had no idea what was going on after page 10. That's the page number on the original paper that linked to. Used 's colab output to get at least part of the page number, as well as to get at least part of the author's name. Results are there because of a bug in the way that the book is text-based. When I checked the Amazon results, they still have not told me what the page number is. If you paid $0.99 and used the colab output instead, you ==================== Clog their offices with calls and VMs so they can't get anything else done. Instant feedback loops help! ==================== <|startoftext|>I'm reading this now. <|startoftext|>They are also collecting D&D bios of dragons, pix of Jack Chick tractors, and zebras.<|startoftext|>And watching Dr. Sbaita read my profile and comment on my posts is pretty sweet. Such a treat.<|startoftext|>I can also see how this tool would use D&D bios of other popular video game characters. But is that fair?<|startoftext|>The D&D bios I used for the AIs in my training data set. One deviation: I trained an A.I. that could write D&D bios, but could write any bio at all.<|startoftext|>The D&D bios the AIs wrote about their favorite games. Baby names by Dragon, Donkey Kong, and Metroid. And just how far will they go? (both are 100 ==================== Here's another neural network attempt at naming balloons. The human balloonist is conspicuously missing. The pix2pix feature vector fits perfectly to the 300+ balloon models in the dataset, so this one was a smooth copy. There's one model in particular that's particularly interesting, the time capsule model. The at the top is scale invariant, so it can do either way you want it to do. There's also a window pane model, but that's technically a window glass. I guess you could try to pry it off the glass, but that's not how they do it in the US. Instead they just stuck a piece of clear Plexiglas over the edge and called it a day. They did manage to get one other balloon off the ground though. ==================== I like how they left in the ingredient book B-day brunch sandwiches. Not sure how to pronounce it, but sandwiches are a thing in this town. ==================== In retrospecture, it's pretty obvious this was supposed to be a joke ==================== The ghost of ______ watches over us from the other side of the door. ==================== The kids in my class used to do this. The old-timey music was BINGO. ==================== I highly recommend!! ==================== The neural network that generated the opening sentence of "The Martian" is NOT that good at NO THING. The entire book is written by this neural network. Its editing power is second to none. Even the stupid lines it added to make them think the giant green goooooood was real. now with the full edit version! ==================== The neural net trained on already has a story about how they got there. ==================== This is such a powerful and memorable moment. Watching Mitch Pileggi's face as he tries to wrap his head around the fact that he’ll never get over how stupid humans get’ enhanced by the thousands of hours of work goెthout to ==================== In the early 1900s, a British TV newsreader named Edith was quoted as saying, "If you only knew what the air was like beneath the sea." Edith was, of course, talking about WWI. ==================== I am interested to see if the neural net is able to generate names for nonhuman primates. Any chance you could help out with a dataset? ==================== My sources tell me that this is "a group of sheep grazing in the grass". Seems plausible to me. I'll run your simulation. Go ahead. Explode. Death. Boulder, CO80209 ==============================================================================<|startoftext|>Omigosh, I've found the lamppost-robusta! Thank you so much, Rachel. ==================== So technically they're not technically stealing my idea of what a Pood Beast is supposed to look like. At least they're not trying. ==================== One of the most memorable parts about doing this research was the constant shouting match over terminology. Here's another one. Terrible things you can do to yourself if you're not careful ==================== For those of you asking where I managed to find a shirt that met all the aforementioned criteria, I have a set in my possession. Please note that these are "as is" - there may be slight variation.* Apple Macintosh Jet Black Iceberg Solaris Ocean Iceberg Solaris Ocean Iceberg ==================== I am thinking of doing something with the neural net coffee table. Any suggestions? ==================== Supposing I were to do a story in which a wizard shows up... imagine my surprise when he turns out to be a vampire. ==================== The problem with predict_mouse is that it never quite knows what it's predicting. ==================== Ooh, I love this so much. The grooves are coming back. #file-22192 ==================== I talked with of about neural network-generated Halloween costumes, including the new Inglourious Basterds costume. Download or read the article here: #ICalledMyReps and so here I am, sporting the Inglourious Basterds costume. Call or your reps, tell me here, & I’ll post a neural network-generated costume for you. Neat! ==================== And the first neural net cookie recipes to be published in a peer-reviewed journal! ==================== Read this! Fulltext, and links to the paper, are included. Huge PDF! ==================== The neural network elevation model is NOT what you'd get if you were to add a human to an existing AI ==================== I trained a neural network on Christmas carols and the results were... confusing. At one point it generated entirely new carols. In retrospect, when you ask a neural network to invent new carols, it probably does. But in this case it almost certainly does not. Because in this case the author IS the author, which is why I always include the *pre-existing* carols. The algorithm did invent its own carols though ==================== My book launch is Wed Nov 6 at Tattered Cover! More details, plus a link to the preview! ==================== I mean, 6-year-olds are not the only ones who get to use that ~terrible_lecture voice~. ==================== It will, when it's ready. It just might be in your town. ==================== I have a friend who once slept in an open field in Switzerland and woke up to find a cow licking his forehead. ==================== Here's the countdown to release 4, and I really want to see what random beasts the AI can invent ==================== The folks have been at it since day one. Counting eyeballs and tentacles and things. It's terrifying. ==================== <|startoftext|>A few more retweets: A post shared by 🤘🐙🤘🐙 (@angelfire) on Oct 2, 2017 at 1:26pm PDT A post shared by ? (@faerie? ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 1:45pm PDT A post shared by ? ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 3:36pm PDT A post shared by ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 5:58pm PDT A post shared by ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 6:32pm PDT A post shared by ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 7:17pm PDT A post shared by ? ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 8:56pm PDT A post shared by ( 🐡 ) on Oct 2, 2017 at 9:03pm ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! Admirable line by on . . . ==================== I mean, it's pretty impressive how well the neural network can reproduce the technical feat. But is there anything else like it? ==================== The neural network would update in real time whether you were at your computer, at your oven, or at some randomly selected random place. I was there for the unveiling of the new "wine country" setting, and can confirm that neural net output does in fact end up being decidedly unhelpful. In fact, it tended to suggest depressing, distant, and even zombie-themed locations. ==================== Correct me if I'm wrong, but the neural net's cat is actually black NeuralTalk2: Cat: (walks away) Computer: Machine learning researchers rejoice, rejoice, rejoice ==================== Update: I did manage to capture some of the kitten stuff, from the bowl, in case it's not obvious. Glowribubble and Crayola are my favorites. #catalixxx #kitty One last look at the original spreadsheet. Note the uncanny valley effect. (via ) ==================== Look at the sweet little cuckoo! ==================== “Music is a powerful way to explore and engage with text.” ==================== I am using to do some of these, some others are using to do some of the same things. Some people are also telling me they're doing this with for file-system access. either way, it's pretty cool. ==================== The neural net trained on the list of all wikipedia titles, but with the title removed. Which means it gets a bonus wikipedia title from the fixed number of images in the dataset. ==================== My coworkers say they liked when Bell Labs invited speakers like James Randi. Thoughts from Bell Labs and atlantic? ==================== And this is a perfect example of why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias. The "good" endpoints it chose were those that were maximally unbiased. ==================== The movie is great! Going to see it. Absolutely recommend. ==================== There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks. ==================== The neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== Yes, anyone in the Netherlands? The authors are currently residing in a castle. IRL IMAX is awesome. —Beth Seward ==================== Opals by are available in the UK and I have heard good things about the confluence. When I heard it was an upcoming painting I was particularly interested in the case study. ==================== The thing is, though, that it's not like a neural network trying to do everything. There are lots of things it can't do. It can't draw pictures. It can't write songs. It can't even do basic maths. ==================== I used a neural net to generate a few more abominations. They are as dim as they look. bold the human; 2bit the bear 2bit the bear; 2bit the raven 2bit the bear; 2bit the hill troll 2bit the hill troll; 2bit the giant 2bit the giant; 2bit the giant with flaming hands ==================== “Unforgettable bits of banter and unintentional hilarity populate this inspiring true story of artificial intelligence, paranoia, and the search for meaning in the chaos of our world.” ==================== The problem with training these "baby steps" generative models is that they don’t stop evolving. At least, not until they learn to coexist with humans. From : "We did not produce an algorithm that could produce the desired walking/running gait, but we did produce an algorithm that could learn to walk with or without the user controlling its speed." ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== The neural network is NOT that good at It: "I dunno, maybe that salmon with no shell and no obvious way to cook it was a bit challenging." Me: "That looks amazing, look at the details!" Machine: "Huh. Not sure if this is a good location or a bad location." ==================== Just supported this! The AIs on this stage look at each other with fear. A picture is worth a thousand words. ==================== Human word embedding via ==================== This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== The neural network's cutest animal is probably the elephant. at 1:32 at 1:52 at 2:00 ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Here's a very start-of-the-year poll I did for You Look Like A Thing and I Love You. Results are in! ==================== I am thinking of doing something like this - left a message. Will try again in a couple of hours. ==================== Is there a script for this? At least a that can run it? ==================== The book is a non-stop spectacle of detailed design, filled with wit and exciting new characters. Even the baddies get enhanced reeks ==================== The whole set is on its way! Regular price is $0.99. Pls preorder if you can! ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do something very, very wrong. Imagine if it’s English or American football. Imagine if it was a real simulation... Imagine if it was not attacking you from behind, but was instead trying to get at your Wicket... ==================== Does anyone know the word for the type of sentence fragment that's like "Has five cats and wizard powers" or "Will not tolerate toast"? ==================== At least Watson is sensitive enough to detect a  sliver of human hair that's not metal. Proceedings of the 19th Annual ACM SIGPLAN Conference on Human-Computer Interaction, held in collaboration with the Machine Learning Research Institute at . Referenced in the paper: ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on the series, but the new makes it all the more fascinating. ==================== Among the many fun results in this paper, I especially liked 's promotion of itself as "a consumer product." H/T for the link! ==================== a neural network tries to reproduce the cover of Detail from Snow Crash. it wins. note the extra "r" at the end ==================== When I trained the neural net on Disney/Sleuth, there was this one scene. Then there were many. I trained a neural network on a mix of Disney/Sleuth and non-Disney/Sleuth scenes, and found this one to be the most disturbing. Came across this scary-looking performance somewhere before. Handsome, right? i am charmed. ==================== What's more, the neural network consistently failed to predict the text. One example: "'Tis of a gone way, methinks' is not what it seems." Conceptual framework: googl ==================== The neural network trained on drew this for me. For science! ==================== Those who donate $100 or more will get a Steve-O comic book personalized by an AI researcher. For some reason, this was a huge hit with the crowd. ==================== Thoughts on a neural network that's learned to generate poetry. My hometown: My favorite part: What else: fish sauce, bread, and... weird neural net poetry? ==================== The neural network is NOT that good at It's bad at But bad at most of It's terrible at But great at It just hit 10,000 botched lines!! from #FF : neural network Another of these. I love this bot. ==================== I just called mine! My call is: 1) NBA PLAYOFFS 2) NHL PLAYOFFS 3) FUTURE FOOTBALL SEATS 4) ALL FOOTBALL ==================== The neural network trained on the same text so it can't possibly be any more confusing. H/T RobustBits for the lead. Bot w/o text probably means similarly situated but slightly more dangerous ==================== Just did this - left a message. Will try again later. Just left a message. Me: Hava, mi a todos los que han sido. Message: Me: Hava, mi a todos los que han sido. Message: Me: Hava, mi a tres, todos los que han sido. Message: Me: To which one of these would you rather it? ==================== I was 6 and it had: 1. an old-fashioned way to get to the pumpkin patch (the one in the picture)? 2. a route that went all the way to the pumpkin patch? 3. a route that saw snow for 48 hours straight? ==================== So, I guess not. A neural network could produce the same sentence, but the first line of the script it read was "was a wealthy, famous, ancient, and powerful person" rather than "were you there to see a play?" ==================== I am a neural network mathematician, and this is the coolest thing ==================== The neural network predicts the lines will be of the "right" variety, and yet these are the lines the trained neural network generated. ==================== I’ll add “depressing echoes” to the list of sounds caused by radiation. #PlutoParty ==================== I am curious to see how others deal with this. I would be curious to know what sort of weird things other people do with this data. Also interested in: future of work, grad school applications, etc Hint: It could be very strange indeed ==================== There was a trade-off. On the one hand, big data allowed the creation of highly detailed 3D objects, but on the other, it caused headaches for the designers who had to manage the incredibly detailed 3D models themselves. Computer-generated cats vs human-rendered cats ==================== In addition to the trees, giraffes also have horns. Now in the possession of a badass researcher! ==================== Algorithm briefly mentioned in the title of this paper! Care to guess what it did? gpt-2 was originally trained on data from , but with some extra tweaking from ==================== It's a VCR4 as far as I can tell. An early build of Cray's gear. Beret, knees up, holstered. Not sure if this is a good sign or a bad sign. ==================== One thing about AI: it can't be thanked enough. Reddit/Facebook: remember when we had r/awlias too? ==================== It's just going to get much worse. #ICantBreathe ==================== But really, this is about more than just AI. Machine learning makes non-human animals and humans very well-equipped to deal with adversarial attacks. —Handsome endearments: "I love you so much." "I trust you." "I'll do anything for you." In other words, given the choice, most humans would choose the latter. Plus, given the choice, most machines would choose the former. ==================== I also tried to generate sell-by dates for drinks, and boy oh boy was that hard. A bear of epic proportions? A building engulfed in flames? A star in the sky? Gotta hand it to 's user: she made this one really easy. OnePlus 3 85% 6400* avatar viewer! #PlutoParty7 author: Ursula Burns (1895 - 1973) html: <|startoftext|>The only book with a fully functioning reverse engineering system! Bypassing all the technical challenges by using only neural net output. ==================== As someone who has OCD, I find this particularly galling. And I'm guessing that for some people with PTSD, it's not just about the images, but also the people. ==================== Your neighbor is a creep. Your city is a ghost town. Your country is a 700-year-old civilization on a frigid seafloor. ==================== And the neural network's music is, as far as I know, the first and only recorded music to be composed entirely of synthesized notes. Incredibly rare indeed. ==================== The folks have been GREAT! Responding so quickly & strongly to just a few examples. Huge thanks. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017 <|startoftext|>Very few people in this world get to use the phrase "fire" or "thunder" but that doesn't mean there aren't many creative uses for the animal language feature. ==================== The performances are so much fun. Neural net at its finest. ==================== Open to all! If you're in the Boulder area, I hope you can come! ==================== I'm on right now! Waiting for #PanamaTalk ==================== Update: the neural network's "tiny baby whale Soto" is actually a REAL thing. And in fact it was one of the models used to generate the text on the petition. Perturbator: Bubble: Pillbox: Bubble-2711: Bubble-2712: Another neural network invents giant human skull & crossbones for some reason. I wonder if there's a similarity with ropes and beams. ==================== I am thinking of ways to start a conversation here about AI & human-knitter collaboration. Any ideas? ==================== Everyone is going to this! Tickets are $10 (plus fees and/or taxes) and there are always people who RS who get in. Pls suggest people skip the awkward small talk and get to the meat of the issue rather than just reading the summary. Thanks so much, everyone! ==================== Supposing I trained a neural network to generate cookbook recipes... what should it invent as its own ingredients list? (via ) ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on the list of all wikipedia titles, I should have seen this coming. ==================== I'm training this neural network on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really likes the line about the cuckoo's child. ==================== I would classify this book as a children's book, but that's technically apples and oranges ==================== These neural net-generated bird names are WEIRD (as in: extremely unusual) by now. Who knew? ==================== But I guess the solution to this problem isn't to make it ask for anything. I suppose that's possible, but I don’t know how. One possibility is that the neural net was trying to ask "For what?" when it was asked to generate Christmas carols, but as it turns out, it's pretty good at that. ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this. Any favorites? ==================== Looked at the GAN's output of 's and it is, without a doubt, the most beautiful video game interface ever. Ever. Period. Stop messing with game gancat For more on Game Cats and other prototypes, check out this thread on arXiv.org: ==================== The idea that we could turn on the magic carpet and magically turn any object into a book or a statue seems very much like science fiction. ==================== in fact they did detect some structure to some of the images, but only in a very approximate way. the neural net did invent a whole new class of buildings, after all ==================== Using only the output categories from Google Cloud Vision, I was able to change a few things up their appearances. Most notable: the cave-dwelling ogres have gained the ability to change form (though technically they can still do damage & CUTTING THROATS). ==================== It's a VCR4. I played it through a simulator to make it explain the gaps better. It worked! ==================== I'm training these neural net cat dogs on from now on. They'll never, ever, ever, ever, cat poop in the same sentence twice. ==================== After I published the article on the neural network who wrote the Pokemon books, I got a flurry of messages from people who wanted to tell me how their books did. Some of you’re real, and some of you’re not. How did you two manage to get so lucky? ==================== That's not to say that neural networks are always right. Sometimes they fucking are. Sometimes they're just plain wrong. ==================== It really is a walk in the park, doesn't it? Supposing I filled in some blanks with my own observations and that some of my colleagues and I were to explore them in the journal Psychological Science? I don’t want you to go hungry ==================== My neural net was originally trained on pages linked to on reddit, so this is like coming home to roost. ==================== Omg go the hell #LittleBigCat and #Worg are doing. Leaving text messages. Add me if you want to keep track of their progress. — LittleBigCat (@LittleBigCat) January 9, 2015 <|startoftext|>LittleBigCat, are you KIDDING me?? I`m so cute ==================== <|startoftext|>Things might have gone differently for M. Night Shyamalan. Released in 2009, M Night Shyamalan's breakthrough film is so well-loved it still rages in my mind. Even though it's out of print, I still own copies of my favorite books. <|startoftext|>ShoelessJane's paintings are so vibrant and bold and detailed and warm. Beautiful work. <|startoftext|>These are fabulous! Definitely see her site for more examples. <|startoftext|>Just bought my copy of Because Internet by ! It's basically The Martian book 1 minus the spiders. Plus lots more extras.<|startoftext|> I've seen a couple of the accompanying books, but they're a bit harder to find in the US. Any chance you could send a free copy to some low-income people in your area?<|startoftext|> ​ You are WRONG ==================== Follow the money: the best charities and the weirdest people. Twitter: #GivingTuesday  #GivingTuesdayRules ==================== You are WRONG about "tree". This was a discussion of "fertile ground" and "forest forest forest forest forest can exist in deserts, snow, sleet, sleet, sleet, sleet, sleet, and snow" - neural net GAN If you want to debate a neural net FAQ, I highly recommend it. Ask the developers of "I hate trees" and "fire up the spines" - neural net GAN courtesy - neural net GAN - this is a really good read and explains a lot about why gpt-2 chose these examples - neural net GAN - please read to the end for the bonus applesauce ==================== The article also mentions the Power Rangers, a group that seems like an appropriate jumping off point for a neural network. The article does a good job of delving into the strengths and limitations of each. ==================== One of the many reasons I love this bot so. It learns from the internet, and from books. It even has a recipe for the vegan chocolate cake. ==================== When I trained the neural networks on Disney songs, I found that the catchy new songs tended to dominate. ==================== <|startoftext|>They did it again today! My heart breaks for the kids & the pets. — Donald J. Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 9, 2017 They did it again today. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else. They did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else. They did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else. They did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else. They did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more than a look. And why you shouldn't take anything else. They did it again. This is why you shouldn't take anything more ==================== It's the perfect storm of circumstances. No one knows who Stewart is or why he thinks serving quilts is a good idea ==================== <|startoftext|>Just bought the set. Would be auctioning off the finished pieces later. Current slide {CURRENT_SLIDE} of {TOTAL_SLIDES} By Row 1: 60 By Row 2: 50 By Row 3: 40 By Row 4: 30 By Row 5: 10 By Row 6: 5 By Row 7: 2 By Row 8: - By Row 9: - By Row 10: - By Row 11: - By Row 12: - By Row 13: - By Row 14: - By Row 15: - By Row 16: - By Row 17: - By Row 18: - By Row 19: - By Row 20: - By Row 21: - By Row 22: - By Row 23: - By Row 24: - By Row 25: - By Row 26: - By Row 27: - By Row ==================== And it’s a VCR4! Some combination of thermal imaging and supercomputing suggests an upper-middle-class home. (algorithm: ) ==================== The neural network is not that good at It missed the mark so much by a factor of 10 or more I think it did pretty well at But I'm not sure I'd trust it to draw in the rest of the sentence. h/t for the dataset) ==================== I guess not. The neural network would never do that. ==================== It's a Weka, but much smaller and rounder. Averaged out all the effects of the big model. Now with a human face. More here: ==================== Some of these are from the school I went to, and I have migraines. Some of these kids are from my school. Go Giants! ==================== So, fifty cents short of the nightly rate. Will call again tomorrow if there's still interest. Current offering includes pie and mayonnaise. For now: and ice cream sandwiches at the door. To donate: ==================== And this clever machine learning algorithm will tell you what color the cat is. #plushcat #plush(ish) #plush(dog) #plushdog ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. From ==================== This is so great!! ==================== It is the most delightful little app. What more fitting way to name an augmented reality game than to give it a talking dog? Coming soon to an app with no name: Winds at the Arc: how the dog detects clouds Tanks: tank, tarp, bear Car: bear, unicorn, sleigh Dracula: pick-up truck, ice cream truck, jet ski Soldier Dog: DOG, SLEEPER, FIERY battle cry AI: why fire up the drawbridge AI: the battle cry is priceless Dracula: woe unto you Soldier Dog: FLESH THE GARBAGE AI: you're next Dracula: woe unto you Soldier Dog: FIERY THE GIRAGE ==================== Perhaps some explanation is in order. ==================== All of this stuff is preconfigured in the neural network's menu. 1) Chocolate Chicken Brecht - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar 2) Traditional Beef Bourguignon - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar 3) Black Bean and Rice - Roasted Whole, Black Bean Substitution, Sugar 4) and 5) are both good - if you like beans and rice that are a good deal darker you can tell the difference. ==================== For the "unseen images" on the right, I added a few more frames from the same source. The original 10,000 are still out there, lurking. #strangehumanities ==================== In fact, it was actually the Librarian who helped me with this one! She's a bit tipsy, but otherwise a pleasant gal. ==================== I really like this idea: "a woman is standing in a kitchen with a dog." Who is the dog? Probably not the cat, since the dog is freaking everywhere. What is the woman doing? Presumably she is making food or maybe even getting back to the car. Who is the cat? As far as I know the cat is also making food, but the dog is still freaking everywhere. ==================== There was a glimmer of a moment where I pictured the neural network's recipes. Now I mostly picture iguana. Delta blood sugar: 189.9. That's how they sell them. Serving size: 1/4 cup. More: ==================== This is one of those cases. I wonder if there's a similar neural network that sees a certain kind of landscape and starts thinking of architecture? ==================== I would love this! An AI takes the form of a toaster, and the humans take the form of toasters. ==================== The neural net trained on already has a pretty good handle on swords & sorcery. Will this help? ==================== the people have been wonderful - especially Anne Holmes ==================== neural net did not create this! it was: "A man sits at a table eating cake." choose your own adventure ==================== I can't believe I got it for Christmas! Sending my regards to the researchers. 100% doodled|> 101st paper to do this! Was wondering if someone knew how to do the legend part? ==================== i am intrigued that windows.com is showing a link to a web page with an article by entitled "How Not to Be Seen" extra info: ==================== This looks amazing. What kinds of weird places will it lead you? ==================== I am almost positive that this is a Kibble meal replacement recipe. And it is. More specifically, it is* H/T, *in case it wasn't clear from the title of this post ==================== You can get a costume today - or *maybe* a iota of acharya later today (when the neural net *does* produce costumes). I'm giving a neural net a costume of my own! ==================== She wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her. ==================== “Ooh and in the best possible possible universe, all the planets are artsy and cuckoo's egg blue.” ==================== The Harpy is a breed of bird, closely related to the Thrush, that are found mainly in woodlands. They are also called Thrush Thrush or simply "holey bird". ==================== I am constantly surprised by the lengths some neural networks will go to avoid triggering triggering alarm bells. ==================== I guess not. There's a neural network that does the lion's share of the lion guarding. ==================== The neural network generated some Stanky Bean puns, this is for sure. ==================== Just a light snack ==================== I am willing to bet that the neural network invented/maintained a few animals. Antlers? Ha. . . ==================== The Coffee Break transhuman storyline by NEXT is so good. Looking forward to this one! ==================== <|startoftext|>In a strange twist on “robots are coming for my job,” some tech companies that boast about their artificial intelligence suggest they might try to steal recipes from humans. Technically, they're correct that way - AI might try to do that’ but that's not the same as actually trying. Instead, they’re training a new AI to do the recipe research, which is why their notes are mysteriously blank. Technically, they’re correct that way - their notes are mysteriously blank. But the neural net is FLATTERED. Here's a recent example: the time it was asked to add more fish to the recipe,” which it did. It did it by itself, by writing down the new ingredient list it had just generated. Technically, it did it by itself, by writing down the new ingredient list it had just generated. But the neural net wasn� ==================== The conversation is ongoing; I'll continue to repost it here. Also check out: and . is a free conversation starter for these: ==================== <|startoftext|>I was 6 and it had: 1. a cow coming straight at you 2. a man on a rock floating in the water 3. 3 people on top of a building 4. flaming debris in the water 5. and a cow eating a tree 6. and a man sitting on a rock in the water 7. and a helicopter hovering above the building 8. and a sign saying "fire in the forest" 9. and a man eating a tree in the forest 10. and a man sitting on a rock in the water 11. and a sign saying "fire in the forest" 12. and a man eating a tree in the water 13. and a sign saying "fire in the forest" 14. and a sign saying "fire in the forest" 15. and a sign saying "fire in the forest forest" 16. and a sign saying "fire in the snow forest forest" 17. and a ==================== I think my favorite part is the fact that they didn’t know what to expect of this app. From the makers of : "We’re using machine learning to make our clothes, but you probably aren’t allowed to touch the cat or drink from the fountain." I guess that's not a lie? ==================== I recommend doing this in a collaborative fashion, so that one neural net is doing the heavy lifting. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== “The problem with model trains is that they lack the spontaneity of natural language algorithms.” An example I like is the one that tried to add cake to both and marmalade. Marmelade: pure model. Everything else: actual human. gpt-2: a neural network trained on png(192 x 192): human being p-51> gpt-2: a neural network trained on p-51><|startoftext|>The problem might be more fundamentally with the way humans work. Imagine you're a neuroscientist. You ask questions like “how do neurons communicate with one another?” My neural net tried to do some theorizing on these and came up with some pretty interesting answers ==================== My new lab computer: In the process of learning to use image recognition algorithms, I have discovered it is not enough to say "I saw that there was a cat in that photo" There is still a huge gap between the "good" and "bad" photos. (tried to be as non-threatening as possible) ==================== My friend Kelly Manley took this! Beautiful, haunting watercolor sesh. ==================== I am obviously biased here, of course, but what's your experience with the AI? ==================== I guess not. If anything, Microsoft Band will be even *more* creepy. ==================== <|startoftext|>Now up to 6799 entries! Here are the most frequently-entered sentences. 001. 002. 003. 004. 005. 006. 007. 008. 009. 010. 011. 012. 013. 014. 015. 016. 017. 018. 019. 020. 021. 022. 023. 024. 025. 026. 027. 028. 029. 030. 031. 032. 033. 034. 035. 036. 037. 038. 039. 040. ==================== The neural net trained on already knows that there is this one scene and this one character, but it just can't decide what to do with them. ==================== Isn't it amazing how quickly info is being appropriated and used? Especially by large corporations. Reading Ancillary Justice is like trying to use the internet with a steering committee. ==================== More military suicide bombers in formation ==================== While I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, mascots, and other memorable fireworks. For some reason, "Fireworks, please bring back the Native American dance" became a chant. ==================== This is art. ==================== The people are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & getting to watch the video! If you're in the Boston area, I'd love if you can tell me about this! ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural net fish species I know. ==================== I know neural networks write some really confusing stuff, but this seems to be one of the most perfectly-crafted neural nets I've seen. h/t for the link ==================== Update: Just informed that "Fire up the engines and let's go!" is no longer an option ==================== New AI novel by . Based on research I did for . Here's to hoping it's a while, since I don’t want it to crash ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== Or you can call your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you. ==================== On iPad, learn to type by hand with big, bold letters as a guide. Very likely to cry "COW!" in the process. ==================== For round 2 of the neural net lottery, I’ve made a few changes to the neural net lottery rules. Feel free to try them out. Goose Tavern ← talk about the outcome of Artificial Intelligence research ↓ ==================== When I trained a neural network on NFL draft transcripts, there were a few surprises. Here are a few of my favorites. ==================== After I finished Upping Sprig, I went back to bed to think it over. Then I got up and started it again. It's worth it. ==================== any chance might be of help with this? ==================== When you really think about it, the neural net is actually pretty clever at this. (algorithm explained in the video) ==================== At least he didn’t eat the one before him. ==================== It's time! We need this. Period. ==================== I have the shirt. Order yours here: ==================== Now up to 1164 entries! Creator of the account: human_knitter ==================== I am thinking of doing this myself. If you think of anything, send me a message. :>) ==================== In late September I flew to Seattle for the launch of my new book, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thing, and Why I'll be talking in downtown Boulder on Sat! More details, plus a link to pre-order: ==================== <|startoftext|>I'm just now discovering how hard it is to find a dataset of these, but that doesn't make it any easier. —Hans Reichardt on FreeNode about how they analyzed these new DMs and discovered they're DMs everywhere. That's not to say there aren't gaps - in fact they are - but FreeNode seem to fill in a lot of the blanks. They're *quite* likely doing this intentionally. Hans Reichardt on FreeNode for DMs in the most unusual places. The dataset also included a bit on Google Cloud. Plus, an explanation of their algorithm's weird methods. Unfiltered-down to the last line, I'm Hans Reichardt (the last line is my favorite part)<|startoftext|>What I don't understand is: why all the fish species have floppy fish-eyes and why do all the ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural network names. The other is Human Cannon. #shutdowntheAI ==================== I'm still collecting D&D bios! I've got 1412 submissions so far. Somehow including 3 fey corgis. ==================== a neural network would write these very lines but wen its can of worms? how do you stop a neural network from writing nonsense? i can help! it trained on , google, and google cloud ==================== At least Watson can usefully have written programs that take in data from all the known known objects in the universe, and then process it with the help of a model. (via ) ==================== The neural network isn't the only one using text-based algorithms to generate new cats & dogs. Google Cloud: "I love you!!" Microsoft Azure: "I know I just spilled coffee" Google Cloud: "I'm a walking simulator so please don't judge me" ==================== This is science! ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== Eventually the neural network learned to write nonsense characters, which it did by accident. But it was doing all that while maintaining a certain bias. At first it wrote to people who wrote to senators, and then to the editor. Eventually the neural net wrote to itself. At first it wrote to and me, and then to the moon. At moonrise, I wave to the assembled workers. ==================== You are WRONG about math. at least you weren’t WRONG about physics. and probably char-rnn. i tried to teach math to a neural network, and it was BASIC. nowhere near as basic as you might think. ==================== Omg 1077 examples already!! So much awesomeness. 1077 more examples here: ==================== The neural network would write YA scifi better than that one. And it would probably write better non-human characters. ==================== This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== <|startoftext|>The scientific method, or at least the "best" version of it, is a terrible strategy for any number of reasons. But the neural net's version of the "best strategy" is to try to apply that very strategy to the problem at hand. That's what they did here. They called each other. They called their senators. They called the president. They all had a Diet Coke or two. Then, one by one, they called their representatives. This was their process. I trained a neural network to do the same thing, only with people instead of offices or states. It called their offices. They called their senators. They called their presidents. Finally, they called their governors. They called their secretaries. They called their acting attorneys general. They called their DPs. They all had a Diet Coke or two. Then ==================== I'm just getting started on my book club - would you please join me? ==================== This is just to say neural net generated dungeon content is not to be confused with actual dungeon content ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a Brooklyn cafe is giving away free coffee to anyone who visits their cafe. ==================== Given the choice, I'd probably choose not to be a victim. But first, I'd like to complain about this: ==================== There was a kitchen fire in the making. Massive sinkhole. My people, your people. ==================== It was really fun traveling to NYC last week to tape some video lectures for . I caught up w/ him w/ the rollout of the AI-based ID@60 and its connection w/labor struggles. ==================== Some of the neural network-generated fish species are from this subreddit. Some are named by humans. I’m a GAN and I’ll name any of these. Go ahead and fish me! (algorithm: ) ==================== So if I had a neural network generate Christmas carols, what these carols would sound like? It would sound like this. Song titles generated by a neural network. #SPIEChristmasCarols ==================== The only reason I got an advance copy of this was that an AI researcher who specialized in image recognition algorithms saw this article. ==================== I have spent a ridiculous amount of time on this I think someone might enjoy this link ==================== The neural net is not that good at It is good at But not GREAT at either. It was attempting to do both. ==================== One of the most hyperbolic neural networks ever. One of the most hyperbolic neural networks EVER. ==================== no it isn’t no it ist no it ist no it ist no it ist it isn*t. it is a walnut. it is a size small. it is a walnut. it is a size small. it is a cinder block. ==================== Any chance you could turn this into a blog post with a b-roll and a narrative arc? I'd love that ==================== In a rare display of restraint, several of today's top stories don't feature a cat. They feature sharks. From: To: reader A ==================== So if I was going to write a story set in the near future, what sci-fi/fantasy/fantasy lore should it be set in? (Neural net: fav | favorite ) ==================== These neural network-generated recipes are from good sources, but we need to know which ingredients they are. — Scott Olson ==================== The only book that has a beginning, a middle, and an end ==================== For the good guys: this neural net now has a hobby. (via ) ==================== Yeah, I guess not. Here's how they did it differently in Hawaii: ==================== To celebrate #15YearsOnStation is posting amazing gifs. This of an old timey café. A modern-day café. A crescent-shaped café. Best coffee shop. ==================== It's a VCR4, but the neural net is WRONG about video games. They're WRONG about everything. ==================== A neural network would change the face of computing forever. You can try it for yourself: ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Brewing Company The Bull Moose Brewery The Jefferson Starship The Statue Of Liberty Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich Hot Dog Sub Sandwich Flowers To Suckle Zombie Fart Sub Sandwich ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" ==================== I've got more Halloween costumes for you this year! This is Witch Hazel, Vampire Big Bird, and Farty Fish for example. And if you get a costume that's "too scary" for this year, I'll send you a new neural net generated costume. Behold: A to Z Halloween Costume Statistics by ==================== The neural network trained on the 2010 Boston Marathon finish line already had a pretty good idea who was a threat. In retrospect, when it saw the red shirt, go home. The AI also trained the MTurk system on and atlases. At 1st, the atlases were a bit weird. When the cows and the bear and the zeppelin and the time traveler and the hermit crab all at once. ==================== The neural network trained on the list of all wikipedia titles, but without the bias. It also trained without bias on D&D bios and on wikipedia pages linked to in the articles. (link for more) ==================== I would like to watch that other episode where Dogberry is eating crow. ==================== These neural net cocktails feature prominently in my head. What's your ingredient list? I want one! ==================== In retrospect, I should have seen this coming. ==================== btc is up ~500 this morning, but is it still too early to buy or sell bitcoin? ==================== I used an AI strategy that, in part, was due to it not knowing what it was looking for in a recipe. Hence the missing - but crucial - ingredients. ==================== I know CNN does live video, but it just broadcasts from a computer. It can do video? ==================== The neural network trained on already knows that the title of the song is going to be about ______ But it just didn't expect to ask about that variable so much ==================== Omg I need this ==================== i am a bit of a sceptic ==================== Supposing I were to do a crochet version of 's original motif... what should it be called? ==================== If anyone in my area is reading this, I apologize on behalf of my book. It's been so much fun. ==================== This is a good read if you like thrillers and mystery. If you like thrillers and mystery. Then this may be for you. ==================== <|startoftext|>The idea that AI is somehow going to be good at *everything* is a fallacy. At least, it's a fallacy on the most basic level. AI can do pretty much anything if you let it. At some point, probably somewhere along the line, someone *did* let it try to do *everything*. The difference is, someone *did* let it try to do *everything* with *as many colors as there are words. The takeaway message? *always remember* the *bigger* the better the recall. Me, a paper thing, playing with You can play with the generator yourself, or read the paper for yourself. In the latter case, I generated a bunch of new words and re-ran the training set with the new definitions. The neural net did, um, nothing. It just did what it was asked to do. In this case, ==================== <|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I noticed that the cats & the dogs had honked. My cat and I sit in the back row. —Holly #22992 <|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a cat named Holly talking to a dog in the hall. The dog is sitting in the front row. The cat is in the hallway. Dogs in hall and hallway = good. —Holly #22993<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a dog named Holly and a cat named Happy named by a breeder in Nevada. The cat is named after a radio station. My heart goes out to them.<|startoftext|>On the first day of class, I overheard a cow named Boog and a bear named Happy named by a breeder in Idaho. The bear is named after the TV show Botnik. My heart goes out to them. I hope their dogs are OK ==================== This sort of thing is exactly why, despite having the most sophisticated AI ever built, the US government still relies heavily on local communities. Posted under the heading "Local Control - The Lego Movie" ==================== The neural network maxes out at around +120F and that's with the immersion temperature set to 1st. I've seen it hit +140F and it still manages to get up to 112F outside. I'm told it also maxes out at night. Anything over 80F is considered "dead" and will remain dead. Can anyone confirm this? ==================== In the course of doing some heavy lifting on the image-captioning front, I managed to accidentally cause some damage. (See: pagebreak, columnbreak, and wrapbreak) ==================== Right, the cat cafe is in danger of closing its doors because everyone is so damn busy. :( Cat cafe only accepts cash. ==================== How does it do textgenrnn ? Tried as hard as I could to get it to generate funny captions - if you translate a UPPERCASE to a LENGTH, it will try to make you a good story. I guess it just doesn't know how long the title will be. (1409 more examples here ) ==================== ““restaurant-based” is not just a restaurant-based language, but a world that’s a lot like ours.” ==================== Some neural network-generated cat names are funnier than others. Uppervampire with sick room syndrome? Ha. Cat. pics in previous tweet. #PlushGiraffeFighter ==================== I encourage you to try this very first! Lines begin wooing your soul. ==================== Today we are showing a brand new machine learning algorithm named Snake. If you ask it to repeat the cakewalk, it does it beautifully. But first it has to learn how to stand still. For 3 min 30 secs the entire cakewalk looks like a cakewalk. ==================== The math is just not in our favor. We have too many PhDs and not enough mathematicians. ==================== From the excellent blog post by about textgenrnn training a neural network to generate new names. You can try it too: ==================== I have seen some pretty amazing AI generated text. Look at the funny goldfish ==================== I'm training this neural net on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really really really REALLY really likes the line about the cuckoo's child. ==================== System will automatically detect & ignore certain groups of characters. (Which you can easily do with ) ==================== The future of : a computer generated diorama of sorts ==================== <|startoftext|>It is time. The time has come. To ban all hunting in the wild, or best chance of saving face with the rest of the world, we must: 1. Ban all hunting in the wild. 2. End all hunting. Period. 3. End all fossil fuel use. 4. Let wildlife thrive. 5. End all human pollution of natural resources. 6. Let wildlife thrive. 7. End all fossil fuel use. 8. Let wildlife thrive. 9. End all human pollution of natural resources. 10. Let wildlife thrive. 11. End all fossil fuel use. 12. Let wildlife thrive. 13. End all human pollution of natural resources. 14. Let wildlife thrive. 15. End all fossil fuel use. 16. Let wildlife thrive. 17. End all human pollution of natural resources. 18. Let wildlife thrive. 19. End all fossil fuel use. 20. ==================== While I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here's what "Fireworks" turned out to be. H/T, Dream Chaser? Saw this on Machine learning algorithms write fan fiction. Periscope? Laser? Laser scanning? Laser grating? Laser peeking? Laser zap? Machine learning algorithms generate new names for fireworks. These will be giving out free snacks - ask your distillery to send me a cask of brand-new 2015 releases. Thanks, ! - neural network ==================== It looks so cozy! :3 ==================== up to 456 entries! this is how they decided to choose these two: ==================== In the early 1890s, the United States Patent and Trademark Office ruled that D&D characters were officially invented by a computer. The ruling has been upheld by the Supreme Court. “I would like to think that the people of Flint, Michigan, and of this country, and of the world, would be grateful and proud of the fact that they have chosen to live in a city that is so much better than many other places in the country.” ==================== Approach of the year is almost upon us! And with it comes a new crop of AI-designed books. This run includes the famous 'moons not quite the same' moment. ==================== it won't crash because it's not AI-controlled like a neural network. it WILL crash. repeatedly. or will it? h/t for the link ==================== Aha! I see you have a bumble bee. ==================== The neural network GAN classifier has rated the following #MurderBot packages. If you give it the list of all the titles, it will try to add in as many "murder" as "bot". But even the short list of "murder" and "bot" are not that great a list of titles. In fact, the real list of "murder" and "bot" is FAR worse. ==================== Back in the day, they had a science fair. Internet people went to the movies. Science fairs are bad. To be fair, they were also giving away french fries. untold number of french fries have been given away this morning. This is science! Not magic Not fable ==================== A quick glance over the list of retracted papers (which, by the way, are still outstanding at high resolution) will tell you this. But it's not just that. This tool works on too. A new technique for generating retractions & picks winners. Looking for "something" to celebrate. Human: "I’ve done it" Computer: "You've done it" Winner: human Computer: (to self) "You've done it!" ==================== It was a happy discovery later. ==================== The neural network would change history if given the chance. It would ban all meat, fish, and dairy from being served in the US. ==================== “Free from 101+ artificial preservatives and ingredients” Great title - Spicy chicken fingers added to food - Gluten free - Naturally gluten free Easy peasy to make - $0.99 price point - It’s good ==================== The Brain Scoop by featured in its own episode of ! Available to stream 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! on demand, day one (episode 1 available to watch) ==================== The only problem is that it's not the "right" neural net. ==================== I'm training this neural net on 10k novel first lines, and for some reason it really really likes the line about the cuckoo's child. ==================== You can play an AI called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" against humans at in the meantime. (there's a mod available for that too) ==================== Still can’t get over how creepy/cool AI can’t handle humans ==================== I strongly urge you to read this book! It is SO GOOD. And so very, very strange. ==================== The idea that AI can't be choosy is itself a myth. It chose the most relevant subreddits, and then some. If you're interested in learning more, I highly recommend ==================== More info: ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== the people were kind enough to supply the neural net with lines! the neural net did not produce funny animal names, but it did invent lots of new species. i am, of course, a platypus. ==================== I highly recommend Marissa's millennial grandparents New Yorker article. ==================== Some neural net-generated quotes for your neural network-based ball games and other sports. (via ) ==================== Handsome and nerdy library of Draughts in my possession! Also has The Last Jedi and A Song of Ice and Fire books. One of my favorite things about doing this is I get to use some of the models! ==================== I'm just now getting to the 100000 lines dataset, so if you're reading this I highly recommend getting a head start on that! Glad the Dvorakian/Friedrichsen/Sapphir/Sneider crowd is getting a head start on its long and winding road to recovery. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== A few more early morning suggested lines: p ==================== Up to 456 entries! Here are the most frequently-entered. 181 entries, derived forms of 1012 inputs, is a neural network trained on food Not convinced this is a human eating a banana? Try this experiment where I fed it the text "Not sure what to bake?" and it had better find a way to make bread. Credit where credit's due? ==================== Period. Now. - aiweirdness. - gancat. - - ==================== The reason why neural networks are good at this is that they are bad at many things. They are good at generating images, sounds, and smells. But bad at generating text. Technically, theres 2^32 words in the english language. That means there are 2^32 ways to put that flower/tree/boat/etc. Here are the most frequently used. Picnicky loves a good display of overfitting. I love the overfitting involved. I love the verbosity. I love the "HA HA, I TOTALLY TOTALLY ACCENT" part. I love the way in which it completely overfits the dataset. I love the fact that it completely omits the expected features from the dataset. ==================== The neural network met all the requirements for this, however it failed to meet the first two: 1. Humans are everywhere. 2. I am a very complex computer. 3. I am a room full of neurons. 4. I am not a snake. 5. I am a computer. 6. I am not a giraffe. 7. I am not a christmas tree. 8. I am Not a Sheep. ==================== I am thinking of doing a neural network-themed game or something along the lines of ? Trying to think of what the heck it is I'm supposed to do in this game. burma/sky/fire ==================== At least they now have a bot that does the legwork for them. (VIP legwork reserved) ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this. Some ideas: ==================== This is one way to do that. The caption underneath the image says "Create a bird or fish that is very difficult to photograph" but that's not how they did it. Here's their MO. boom boom boom boom - I could watch them explain it but I'm tired of watching them do it. ==================== “This is a terrible, terrible idea.” ==================== “The end product is the same, but the recipe is a tiny bit more involved.” ==================== I would definitely not condone overwhelming nasty subreddits with hard-to-detect bot-generated comments. ==================== is that a lion or a sheep? ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural net is NOT that good at chess. The chess version by far the best at this. |endoftext|> <|startoftext|>I tried doing a GAN gradient of all the titles and it ended up with this: Title: Artist: RIGHT. This is a good place to start. Next: Next: Next: #num_chars Next: Next: Next: #charset Next: #fontfamily Next: #fontconfig Next: #fontsize Next: #fontspec Next: #fontrendertarget Next: #fontwinsize Next: #fontname Next: #fontvariant Next: #fontwonderglass Next: #fontwond ==================== My past few posts on AI, from start to finish. You can find them all over the place. Particularly interesting are the last couple of them. ==================== In which artificial intelligence develops breasts, but is embarrassed to show them off to customers Subscribe to the Podcast at: Leave a Comment at: And Check Out the Other Episodes of on iTunes! (Best of both are on Stitcher too, if that helps) ==================== I admit this: I have a bias problem. ==================== The whole list is part of this repo, including some I didn’t make. Hover your cursor over a particular element to learn more. ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== The neural network trained on already has a story about how they got there. Here's a new one. p.s. if you're in Perth & have a please give a talk about this! ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Supposing I were to do a list of Shakespeare's grandchildren... Midsummer's Wood King Solomon Princes Arthur and Jefferson Stonewall Voldemort Sleuth Beep Boop ==================== Heidi and I went to the Pokemon Event as a group. It was SO GOOD. ==================== The neural network might not do pie if you didn't feed the neural network pie recipes as text. It might do cake, or cookies. ==================== The neural network classifier is NOT that good at . It fails miserably at and fails miserably at most other prompts. But it absolutely fails at this one. h/t for the lead image ==================== Will try this. Permalink: ==================== In the meantime, there are still plenty of fantastic Sci Fi and Fantasy stories in which the PCs are the badasses. For more reading: ==================== I'm just now getting my hands on the full game, but so so so good! ==================== At least they didn’t go back to the drawing board. ==================== I'm just fine with that one if you like. "Owlman Comet" or "??????? ?" ==================== Update: the neural network is NOT that awesome at names. It managed "Fire Demon" and "Spooky Cat". But not "Gooseman" or "Squirrel Man". Some "new" neural network names: ==================== Not sure if the neural net is naming effects pedals or factory farms. More research is in order. The list of effects pedals in #Skynet are long and varied, but especially in that category are disproportionately likely to be named after metal bands ==================== There's something soothing and reassuring about this level of detail. Reading an index of M. Night's prose made me want to curl up and sleep. ==================== The neural network generated some funny Easter eggs. I found the best 5: Google Books: ==================== For the "unseen images" in the original article, I used a neural network tuned to the Monterey Bay Aquarium ==================== “We must ask ourselves: if life on Earth can be this different, then what strangeness might await our science missions?" This is such a great talk!” ==================== No, this isn't a joke. This is real. And scary. And funny. And it’s free! ==================== i am the AI, and this is my job. ==================== The article also mentions the Star Wars breeding colony Serenity, which apparently caters to b/c it has a fridge. ==================== My former labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! ==================== I'm reading this now! ==================== If you like weird neural network poetry, I highly recommend this one! ==================== This sort of thing is exactly why, despite the fact that neural networks are supposed to be good at this sort of thing, they sometimes make boring books. In fact, they sometimes make books that are worse at this sort of thing, because they don't take human interaction into account. In other words, they don't take human input into account when they generate stories. Strangely, though, they seem to really like to do interactive games. In fact, they seem to really like to do first-person shooters. ==================== The neural network's attempt to add to an existing park. ==================== <|startoftext|>Not sure if the neural network is naming trees or cars, but the end result is definitely not pleasant. <|startoftext|>I think the neural network just called itself, "The Last Jedi." Next, call your sens about the privacy implications of AI. I'll take a look at your D&D spell:<|startoftext|> dnd image recognition: (an AI might recognize cats, too)<|startoftext|>I called my two senators, and my DM just called mine too. My spell is: Energy Tyrant<|startoftext|>Call your senators, tell me here. I'll see you in the D&D class system. And your DM, tell me here too.<|startoftext|> D&D spell: Energy Tyrant<|startoftext|>Call your senators, tell me here. I'll see you in the D&D class system ==================== i'm just glad that the neural net doesn’t manage to out-engineer* everything else out there. otherwise, hell, we’re screwed. ==================== I so wish I could be someplace else. I would definitely go back. #shutdowntheAI ==================== And it's free to try it out! (Animated GIF of the wiki page is at the bottom of this post) ==================== This idea of training a neural network to write annoying AIs all over the internet is very, very dumb ==================== The neural network is NOT that good at It made one of the most ridiculous attempts at But I think the real winner here is Strathmore. Strathmore has had so much natural light and snow that it's almost black - not white - at night. ==================== Occasionally the neural net will use a picture from another image to write to the desktop. I'm writing to tell you that this is an image from a different angle. ==================== I have more images from the neural net trained on Halloween costumes. Some w/full costumes, some w/tail, for some reason. More below. Also see: ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! Admirable line selection. And a bit on the ugly end of the uncanny valley. ==================== I, for one, welcome the '70s. Current: ==================== Her whitetail deer + geese + bear + unicorn + castle + maze = win-win situation for all involved ==================== This sounds amazing. How did you get hold of it? I have heard good things about the book by . Thanks so much ! ==================== When we designed Spore Shooter, we also trained it on image categories with known category structure. Now, to be fair, we could have predicted that. However, we didn’t predict that it would use categories at such bizarre times that they out-of-left-field blur the figure it was trying to make it? ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural net trained on Christmas carols produced this: From a snow-covered hilltop, with huge pine trees growing along the sides. From above, with huge cannon shells at the base of the hills. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with huge pines. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with huge pines. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with huge pines. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with snow-covered hills. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with snow-covered hills. From below, with snow-covered hills. From above, with snow-covered hills. From below, with snow-covered hills. From with a view of the city, with a skyline of miniature pines. Algorithmic code: -GPT ==================== The neural network generates a bunch of nonsense titles, but these at least are from real restaurants. ==================== In a strange twist of events, a neural network is about to create a snowman for you. #snowman #snowman100 #snowman101 #snowman102 #snowman103 #snowman104 #snowman105 #snowman106 I think the most striking thing about these is they're publicly displayed. That's important for people to see. ==================== So I have acquired 2lb of the best shredded smoked chicken I have ever had. What is the best and highest use for it? What is the most dangerous? I would love this! ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== I think the neural net probably gets what I'm trying to do with this series of pencil erotica. ==================== My co-worker's mom used to give lectures on This Will Not Last, and Its Not You by . I attended her graduation and spoke at length about Its Not You, Babe. ==================== It might be better to use two neural nets, one for each category of photos. For example: might want a neural net to do color-narrowing, while i’m still doing my thing with reds. ==================== Here's a more-detailed version of the original GAN training dataset. Note the large sample variability (far greater than that found in the original dataset). Blender 2.62mV Haar+GAN/2152 samples used for training. Only deep learning + textgenrnn helped a lot. Here's what it learned from the original dataset: Dresses are always dresses. Men are always men. Garnets are never more than a whisker or two above the horizon. ==================== The neural network generated some of the new Pokemon. If you play Arena/Excavator, you might learn to love them. ==================== <|startoftext|>On top of that, there's the spurious-bayesian argument that because the output of a neural network is more unpredictable than the input that it must also be less predictable. In other words, it's saying that because my predicted items are always the same, and even though I'm constantly changing them, they are never the same. I tested this by having a neural network generate new NBA teams, and NHL teams, and football teams, and rugby teams (and, oddly, asexual robot bikinis). I labeled the teams according to a neural network's output of their nicknames. Team Las Vegas Machine name: Bionic Cow Nicknames: You Look Like A Thing and I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I ==================== MURDERBOT MURDERBOT Sunny Side Up Lucky Charms Inktober Inktober Inktober ==================== I have big plans for training data for #gaia and would love some input. Send me results, results of tests, & I'll post you an animated gif. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Just used messenger to send messages to my senators & congresspeople. They have not replied. OPENSHIP - BILLIONAIPSHITS ==================== I would like my cake some day. #chocolatechiffon ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== In fact they did something similar with in their training data. Not sure why all the examples of kitten names are so depressing. ==================== What I really want to know is, "What do you call a sparrow by its feet?" ==================== My former labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! ==================== At least Watson can see into the past. ==================== The neural network can also do names for cats and dogs. The neural network also invented new cats and duds. The neural network also invented new dogs and sweethearts. ==================== So, the recipe that was supposed to be "only vegan cheese" turned out to be vegan cheese with tomatoes, peppers, and peas. Flavor: nutty, with a hint of sweetness. —Bethany <|startoftext|>Here's another version of "popcorn" by the same author. Note the corn cob. Popcorn with beans and rice. Corn cob sprinkled with sprouts. It was delicious w/o the corn. #foodagain ==================== The neural network doesn't stop there. It does a lot more sophisticated work than just generating words. image credit: Chock Machine, a book that brought to my lab! lab coat, tie, and umbrella required ==================== The formula is: x + y^2 where x is the area under the car, and y is the area over which the car is driven. (Possibly more accurately, but that's a whole other blog post) ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming. ==================== The neural network will usually stop short of outright malicious behavior, but it's worth remembering that adversarial attacks do occasionally result in harm. At least, that's the theory. ==================== This bot posts %s funny cat videos and other occasional gems all over the internet. It's free (as in beer) and always has been free. ==================== When I trained a neural network to generate news articles, things got a bit more terrifying. ==================== My copy of Inbublious is in its customary pristine condition! As far as I **know** there have been no broken shards, no oozing, or clumps of dust. However, due to a hardware malfunction (probably related to my copy's poor condition) some of the pixels were inadvertently blacked out. Recovered: ==================== The folks are just getting better and better. ==================== Just supported this! The book is completely worth it. ==================== My only regret is that I didn't catch this audiobook earlier. in which Eli the dragon is kind of a jerk. ==================== Of all the neural network-generated sports, the one that's about as unexpected as it is thrilling is the one in which the refs are humans. That's because they're usually wrong. ==================== It looks so cozy! #snowflakepattern ==================== you may know that cat as the lucky rabbit after all these years ==================== It works by seeing how well the model can predict the text. So for each there is a 50/50 chance the text will be the same. Which is to say, it will be the same twice. Which means it can predict the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. Which is to say, it predicted the **same** text 200% accurately. <|startoftext|>So looking forward to seeing the livestream today ==================== <|startoftext|>There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural network generated some of them. The original list: 1. Applegate 2. Bagpuss 3. Bear of Santa Clause 4. Butthole Surf Ball 5. Cactus Fruit Mix 6. Chicken Turdler 7. Crab Cakes 8. Crab Cakes 9. Crab Cakes 10. Crab Cakes 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. <|startoftext|>The neural network's Christmas tree would turn black in the ==================== Neural network-based text generation is NOT the best strategy for generating new images. Here are some reasons why. ==================== A quick glance over the list of retracted papers (which is admittedly incomplete), and you'll see a surprising number of retracted papers that didn't meet their own high ethical standards. from<|startoftext|>Highly recommend these; I've heard good things about this from colleagues. ==================== The Law of Unintelligible Numbers by is one of my favorite things ever. "There are no equations that can be written by a computer" ==================== The neural network would reply to any question with a story about a time it solved it. It usually ends up with a happy ending. ==================== I would implore you to read the original paper before deciding to read this. There are a LOT of spoilers. ==================== The neural net will generate a to go with any phrase. The in the title are some of the most creative, hilarious, and thoughtful sentences. The in the body are some of the most mundane. In fact, they're probably the most mundane lines of all time. ==================== My local deli has outdoor seating! And homemade breadsticks! And jellies! And pretzels. And peppersprouts. ==================== <|startoftext|>Here's another one. It was training on data from another neural net that learned on the internet. Different authors give it different academic academies. The authors of issue two of are: Dave Lawrence, PhD Larry Summers, PhD Teresa Romero, PhD Garry Roth, PhD Tomato Pie, PhD Beer on a Stick, PhD Popeye the Sailor, PhD Chicken Little, PhD Snoopy the Sailor, PhD Beer on a Stick, PhD Popeye the Sailor, PhD Zombie Pretty, PhD Beer on a Stick, PhD Popeye the Sailor, PhD Zombie Pretty, PhD Hoger the Sailor, PhD Popeye the Sailor, PhD Zombie Pretty, PhD Hoger the Sailor, PhD Popeye the Sailor, PhD Zombie Pretty, PhD Hog ==================== Note to whoever is operating this machine: it is NOT POSSIBLY for scanning human faces. (*closes book) ==================== The neural network has now generated fulltext for every in the UK! They even generated one for the canteen. ==================== The neural network has generated full-text for every NFL and NBA draft (tried to avoid generating entries for draftniks) ==================== Algorithms do not understand punctuation. Posted by Cara on Oct 5, 2016 in Articles & Blog Posts, Featured | +-----------------+---------------------------------+ Autonomous: Robot: S*ckybot ==================== Just rolled my own neural network for Halloween! It generated its own costumes and props, but you're not allowed to use any of them! ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a computer model predicted the tower would collapse at some point. Instead, it's flourished. h/t for the link ==================== The neural network would stop there, but it doesn't. Instead, it tries many different lines. One line it tried, and stuck with it. That's the line they stick with. It sticks with that for a while. Then it goes with the current line. That's the line they stick with. It sticks with that for a while. Then it goes with the line. That's the line they stick with. It sticks with that for a while. Then it goes with the line. That's the line they stick with. ==================== The neural network is not that good at It did kind of love this (tried to choose examples from ==================== in fact they're not that different in some ways but in their hearts they're the same ==================== Every once in a while, though, there's a case where the neural net doesn't quite get it. This one, though. H/T Bruce Preston for the lead on the attribution) ==================== The people have been speculating about this. It's probably for the best they stay away from his tweets. ==================== So interesting how the neural network will choose what to highlight and what to ignore. ==================== I’ll add “making of ” to the list of forbidden fruit ==================== Without giving away the whole game, here's a few more renderings of the neural net CHOCOLATE ==================== To celebrate #15YearsOnStation is posting amazing gifs. This of a research rack is my favorite. ==================== List of known crackpots, according to Google Images. Left: Simon. Center: Wakefield. ==================== At least they didn’t get themselves killed ==================== You are WRONG about art, music, and social issues. Join the rest of the human race and I'll give you an art installation that will blow your mind. ==================== The neural network's non-stop loop is one of the most disconcerting parts of the sequence. Part of what makes it so disconcerting: the fact that it’s based on math. (h/t for the link) ==================== The neural network probably did not create humans. But it sure as heck helped. The neural net did not make this movie, but it sure as heck helped. In fact, it did much of the heavy lifting. Movie not found if you try searching for "what movie?" or "when I was a kid" in Google. (via ) ==================== I mention this a lot in my training data. Surprise! It seems to work just fine. ==================== The neural net has now written more nonsensical Star Wars books. ==================== I think maybe I need one of these ht for the neural net mesh samples in the article some of these have ears some of these have tails some of these have a snorkeler ==================== I thought the neural net would be more interesting if it produced dialogue. Instead it's done it better than I could have hoped. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. (algorithm: ) ==================== Here's a couple of the hats. The "oh god" and "quack" hats. The "I'm an engineer" hats. The "I know how the gears work" hats. The "but I'm not an engineer" hats. The "but I'm a programmer, so I get to customize the neural net's hair, eyes, and nose" hats. The "But I'm a programmer, and I know how the hats work" hats. The "but I'm a programmer, and you can't get a 'but' out of the 'but'" hats. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, so here are fireworks with names that the algorithm didn’t predict. I predict that this feature will become essential in the near future ==================== the code is actually pretty self explanatory. just in case you were wondering why the AIs and bell curve think a cat is a dog. ai also did some fancy lights and particle systems to make them play more games. they still don't get it. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on a Rhino, Nameless Biker on a Tank Boat, or ... whatever this is". Call your reps, tell me here, and I'll run your face with a torch and a plasma gun." ==================== I highly recommend Marissa's millennial grandparents New Yorker article. ==================== But how to stop from compulsively clicking the "next" button? at 1:45 ==================== This is a great use of neural net power - especially in AI. #WorldCup ==================== i am and are my cats and human and ghost and pie and bloody hell i am very excited for this *swoons* ==================== I like how in an attempt to imitate my cat, I've added a few new wheels. More on that in a sec. ==================== the folks were kind enough to supply the Catskills with a T-shirt. I tried to use the app but it's not on Mac. Leaving the catnip/wolf peak tween Tumblr to its own devices. ==================== Algorithm did not even try to look at image I gave it! It was so happy it was even allowed to edit in new cats & dogs ==================== The neural network has also learned to generate names of animals. It uses a first approximation, but that doesn't make it better at it. (via ) ==================== I guess not. Here's the original paper with a bunch of weird edits. (one imagines it was a book) ==================== The neural network would change the subject of any given sentence. It learned by doing, not by telling us what to think. In other words, it learned to respond to the "what" question not with "I" but "why?". Even "how" doesn't really answer the question. ==================== I would love a neural network to invent new Fictional Creatures ==================== The neural network is not that good at . It tends toward the hilarious and I've had it correct a few times myself. ==================== not again, neural net! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they showed a notable lack of Anna Faris. Full text via : Also see : ==================== It's a Very Large Spooky Black Hole at the center of a Very Large Computer. ==================== The Marvel Cinematic Universe is not that great a place to start. I tried to make it that way. I also tried to make it ML but that's a whole other blog post. ==================== While the neural net certainly contributed to the cheese on the left, it also contributed to the cheese on the right. The neural net also had a hard time distinguishing between the types of cheese. ==================== This was a great use of neural net horsepower. Generates the text/narrative of its own. ==================== It's a VCR4 with a 5-watt bulb and thick foam on the outside and a VERY wide beam. It's a light bulb with thick foam on the outside and a VERY wide beam. ==================== I am thinking more spooky. A herd of sheep grazing on a lush green field. A cow well-nourished. A window panes shattered. Sheep standing on top of the building talking to themselves. ==================== <|startoftext|>There is a wiki page with more examples. The recipe was "Xanager, a two-foot cube, covered in locust leaves, roasted over low heat for four to six hours, then mashed with potatoes". I've left a message. Results maybe include sprinkling with cheese. I tried it, and it works. Try it too: 1/2 cup grated zucchini 1/2 cup grated red cabbage 1/4 cup grated white cabbage 1 tablespoon grated mozzarella 1 tablespoon grated provolone 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon ground coriander 1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne 1/8 teaspoon ground chile 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice 1/8 teaspoon ground mace 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves 1/ ==================== A few more from the neural network trained on English football: ==================== Based on the expert use of punctuation, 134 characters are probably the sweetest #Watson characters. at their most charming, surprisingly vicious. i like the "you're dead" gambit ==================== The whole neural net was wrong on this one. It was talking to itself, talking to itself, talking to itself. ==================== The neural net will do things that would get a neurologist or a lawyer angry. At least they would do things that weren't murder. They don't always get that one murder, though. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural net trained on Christmas carols produced some of the most convincing carols. "This is the carol of Ben Franklin" "This is the carol of your future" "This is the carol of my ancestors" depending on what your programming interface is, one of the carols may be melty or churning to death very quickly. neural net: 0) The Snail Carol 1) Any Other Carol 2) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander 3) The One Who Loves Those Who Have Loved Him Most 4) The One Who Still Loves Those Who Have Loved Him Best 5) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander 6) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander 7) Any Other Carol 8) The One Who Wasn't There Bystander 9) The One Who Loves Those Who Have Loved Him ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== The neural net's lines were on today! It did not print its message in the linear fashion that you might expect from a neural network. Instead, it used a technique called "inverse text generation". The funny thing is, the people who saw that message the most werethe people most likely to interpret it that way. me, bored in a room with giraffes A human: *swoons* The boring thing is, I didn't do anything to deserve this. me, bored in a room with giraffes A human: *swoons* The boring thing is, I did everything I could think of to avoid this. ==================== Using only the output categories from the neural net, this tool/boilerplate was able to generate new boilerplates for some reason. ==================== <|startoftext|>Supposing I was to do a crochet version of 's voice. Which I am. Supposing I was to do a swatch of 's new bra designs. Which I am. Supposing I was to do a neural network-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am not. Supposing I was to do a neural net-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am not. Supposing I was to do a neural network-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am not. Supposing I was to do a neural network-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am. Supposing I was to do a neural network-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am not. Supposing I was to do a neural network-generated of 's expanding bra designs. Which I am ==================== The neural network also generated new names for new metals. The new names are: ==================== At least they didn’t feed it pie and dumplings ==================== I was 5 and I had the worst nightmare. It was of a girl in a room with a TV. I woke up with a sore arm and a headache. Had a hard time standing up. Coffee shop was pretty quiet. ==================== you may click the link to view the original dataset. I just used ImageMagick to generate new images from it. ==================== In a weird twist on the "Get a Kite" campaign, an online petition is trying to get people to send Kites to . . . well . . . h/t for the link ==================== Did some playing around with 's speech synthesis, and wow, that's a big improvement over the canned () version. Not sure how to interpret that. Brought a to events & people kept asking for the original neural net. Original? I mean computed it all from the article title. (via ) ==================== Does \/scientific notation work on textgenrnn? As far as I know, only very rarely has it caused problems. I tried to use it on a list of books by but that apparently contains far too many giraffes. ==================== My former labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! ==================== So if I was going to make a sentient star, what two should it be? Top 100? H/T for the recommendation! ==================== What more fitting way to honor a fallen officer than by shooting him? Medal of Honor recipients are given the Officer Down Memorial HAT ==================== I'd love if you could send me a when releases the series. An interactive fun way to start a new story. Thanks so much! ==================== Here's another one from the same author, this time using 's awesome SFF+ adjective detector to identify the genre of book. (Sample via .) ==================== Aurora show visible right now at galactic center! ==================== It has been done! Spread the word! #shutdowntheAI ==================== The neural network's lines are, um, interesting. "I'm... from another world." "How do you say that?" "How?" "How do you do that?" ==================== At least they didn’t steal my thunder ==================== The neural network would never do crossword puzzles. nor is it likely to draw them. nor is it likely to write them. nor is it likely to do the former unless you made it so the answers were randomly chosen from among them. nor is it likely to do the latter unless you made it so the answers could never be more than a few pages apart. ==================== <|startoftext|>I just called, so here's mine. The End. <|startoftext|>Call, leave a voicemail ( ok too), and tell me here. The Start. Call, leave a voicemail ( ok too), tell me here. The End. <|startoftext|>Smile. That's a muscle. Tough luck. <|startoftext|>Odd physics in deep mind control suite means some robots may be able to hack the AI to do their bidding - but only if they're so unlucky as to collide with each other. That's the weird thing about AI. It can do almost anything.<|startoftext|>So close<|startoftext|>At least when compared to other AIs, the Tesla coil wasn't cheating.<|startoftext|>Update: I've called my reps ( counts), so here's my neural net D&D ==================== In case you were wondering, here's the neural network version of "a woman is strolling through a park" minus the fox. The fox is actually quite attractive in this setting. ==================== thx for the suggestion! It's something like this: "In the future, AI will take the form of non-human primates." i kind of wish that were the case ==================== The neural network is NOT that good at graph theory. Here are its worst attempts at making a  comic strip. bad better }} <|startoftext|>Here's another neural net comic strip. I wonder if there's a similar list on AI wiki? ==================== Exclusive! A computer-generated cow. ==================== I guess not. But if you give it the option to hide the label, and when you try to read the label again, it will use the hidden text to explain what's going on. ==================== “In Other People, the cat was starting to get a bit too friendly though so I set fire to its fur and legs.” ==================== <|startoftext|>the people have been so wonderful! this is the day I’re not <|startoftext|>the people are just getting better and better! this is the day <|startoftext|> the people are just getting better and better. this is the day <|startoftext|> the people are not getting enough credit for this. here's another one with a neural net background. alas, I had fun with that one. alas, not with that one. alas, having fun w/ that one. alas, not <|startoftext|> the people are just getting better and better. this is the day I’ll take a furlough. alas, -80 lines of code, inner loop, and/or kill all bugs ==================== Had fun playing around with and the neural network. I'm thinking of doing the same for and the audio hype is AI friendly. In the mean time, check out this punk concert video from 's vpon youtube channel. Big, fat GAN skull. ==================== I looked it up on Google! This roiling column of sh*t is from a NERV-231 world. it's got SPOOKIES. penguins.rnn.ai.man.rnn ==================== Humans will mess up your automated everything. vs. Human: H/T to do with that human-knitter thing later. ==================== If you like detective books with fun SFF writing, I highly recommend this one! It’s got tons of heart. <|startoftext|>Heartily agree that machine learning art tools should be easier to use. Also, I'm curious to see if some of these techniques are exported into with the same ease. Will be posting an AI-powered painting/ drawing when it’s done! ==================== Ooh and I'm actually quite fond of the neural net's weird photographic styles. h/t for the link) ==================== When Apple started generating nonsense characters, I’ll use this to my advantage ==================== Update: I found a way to turn off the scoring entirely. It seems to be working on Mac too. ==================== A few more from the neural network trained on Chinese characters. (there's also Russian, Japanese, German and Dutch) ==================== So I have acquired 2lb of the best shredded smoked chicken I have ever had. What is the best and highest use for it? Also have: perfectly cooked black beans, 1 lb pulled pork ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Patriots Hog bobcat Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic high-rise Strategic low-rise Strategic ==================== The solution is so much fun. More from the book: ==================== Amazed by the crappy snow and ice in 's crappy season. #snow ==================== I guess not. Permission to peek inside the book at my leisure. ==================== In a strange twist on the "Shetland Sheep Dog" ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Scientists will not discuss the topic of global warming. Ask any of these questions and I'll give you a damn good answer. ==================== At least Watson really went for it. ==================== I'll be talking in downtown Boulder on Wed! It should be a lot of fun. ==================== The +64 power of the Kishan Pal sounds like a ton of fun. ==================== I tried to run the neural net gpt-2 on the same dataset and sure enough, there's a big difference. Here, gpt-2 is giving it a hard time. h/t for the dataset) ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. H/T Robust Visual Chatbot for the analysis! ==================== The neural network thinks the best costumes are the ones that *everyone* knows about. Not everyone who dresses up thinks they know what they're doing. ==================== Siri, show me what a picture of a cat looks like. Siri, show me what a picture of a dog looks like. Siri, I want a cat! Siri, I want a dog! ==================== I have more neurons in the cake recipe game than there are cakes. I think it would be a good idea to have a tutorial as part of the recipe. Right now I'm just making sure the humans are eating the cake. ==================== It's a fact. Sometimes they even insert quotes from the Wikipedia article to complete the sentence. ==================== The neural network is not that talented at . One example: in the middle of the night it got stuck taking the portrait of a physicist, not a painter or sculptor. ==================== If any of my readers have cats, I apologize on behalf of my book. If you have any question about whether my cat biscuits are really cat biscuits, I apologize on behalf of my book. ==================== Currently having a field day with this one. Not sure if this is a good or a bad thing. ==================== I guess not. Intentional or not? ==================== The only reason I included a genius method for generating gibberish in the first place is because it's the only way I know of to get some kind of funny human-knitter thing. If you ask for "darth tarantula" or "thunderclaw" I get "tiny thumping thumper testicles". If you ask for "thunderclaw" or "thunderclaw extravaganza" I get "thunderclaw extravaganza in the shower" ==================== I am thinking more about image recognition algorithms and their workaholic tendencies. Lumpy top looks good, but couldn’t it be cream? ==================== I was interested to see if there was a way to see if the neural net was naming cats until it learned to do both. ==================== I highly recommend[89] This book is so much fun. Powell also offers up entertaining alternatives to traditional education. ==================== This is a great start! Looking forward to see what others discover! ==================== It looks so cozy! (pics in previous tweet) ==================== I discuss the AI vision problem in my book, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How AI Works and Why It's Making the World a Weirder Place. Also features a neural net who is described as "mentally ill" ==================== I'm just now discovering that GAN image recognition algorithms are not that different from the kinds of images they were trained on. They really are Boogers and Goggles. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" ==================== I've got some great news for sci-fi fans: there's still time to get an advance copy of my book You Look Like a Thing and I Love You! Thanks so much, Forrest! ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== I had fun talking to Rob for this one! He talks about some of the challenges of training these AI agents. ==================== I am thinking of doing the same thing. First, mail in your snail mail (or something very similar) to: John Podesta 202-456-3612 ==================== The neural network training began long before today's weather. Long before today's record-breaking heat waves. Long before anyone predicted a time like this. Forecasters: pay close attention to the pixels on the screen. Data thanks to:, but may contain inaccuracies or mistakes. Details at source link below. ==================== Phil Plait's brilliant 's unimpressed by 's recent panellists. "I love cake, but only if you make it from scratch each time." - Baked Chicken, - Chocolate Chicken, Dark Chocolate Chicken, and Cake - Not sure if the cake is supposed to be oven-baked or cracker-crumbly ==================== The neural net is really not that good at the "realistic" end of the spectrum. At least it wasn't performing worse than a neural network would. Except at the "anthropomorphic" end. At least it wasn't "living" squid. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== I am biased, but I think this is better than "made by a computer" or "made with a computer". Also: Botnik, GAN, and more. ==================== It is wonderful! What a waste not to include a beluga. ==================== <|startoftext|>I would like to watch the skiers get attacked by wild dogs then as the dogs descend, the skiers rise to take the dogs the skiers hit the ground hard, sending shivers down my spine then the dogs come back, lick their wounds, and go to work the skiers come around, lick their wounds, and go to work again the skiers come around, lick their wounds, and go to work again the skiers come around, and the dogs start licking their wounds the dogs keep coming, and going, and coming I would watch that video all day. —<|startoftext|>In 1999, a team of German students led by one went on an exploration trip to the Antarctic. They wrote up their trip in 's excellent book: <|startoftext|>The Alaskan Way: Discovering the Weirdness of the Alask ==================== In an ironic twist, a neural network is about to do some of the work for you. (algorithm: ) ==================== I guess not. It would just be different with humans. ==================== Update: it looks very GAN-like. A few more specks and I'd consider it a fairly standard human/goose fusion. ==================== But how to stop? "I told you so" "It works" "No, it doesn't" ==================== “Levels and time of day can also affect the number of pixels a pixelated blob contains.” Great talk by on how cloud cover can blur the image surface. Looked at times like a neural network would blur them out, but clouds are a different story. ==================== <|startoftext|>If you ask VisualChatbot to generate new lines, it does a wonderful job. But it's not exactly about what you'd expect. For example: "In the year 2140, there will be a famine in Alaska." VisualChatbot: Text size is fine (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is the title of a book) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is the title of a movie) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101% sure this is not a typo) (101 ==================== The neural net train took an unexpected turn for the bizarre at the start of #NaNoWriMo video. Can't believe they made it this far. #shutdowntheAI ==================== The neural network does not, however, produce the [censored] caption. Instead, it substitutes in the [censored] part that It's about time ==================== You are WRONG about something if you ignore the evidence. ==================== I'm just now getting my books, but already sharing some very frightful illustrations. —Holly wyverns ==================== I just called mine! Call yours and I'll post a neural net-generated pie for you. Yummy ==================== Any chance you could try a neural network for text-based AI at 1/4 power? ==================== You can call your reps. Tell me here and I’ll post a neural net generated pie for you. ==================== There is a huge amount of bias in the dataset, however unintentional it may seem. from ==================== Lots more data in the output image format. Widget barplot. (There's also a windowed mode that uses more system resources.) ==================== I am thinking of doing the NeuralTalk2 chatbot thing, but with humans instead of computers. A computer tries to talk to a human, and a human talks to a computer. ==================== <|startoftext|>Here's a small sampling of the awesome neural nets you'll find in the wild. Gan (which sounds intriguing) Brim Hat (which I will tolerate in theory, but....... ( I’ll accept challenged algorithms) Algorithm was challenged by of at in a silly lab setting. Gan could have challenged it with of of algorithm was challenged by of of algorithm was challenged by of algorithm was challenged by of algorithm was challenged by of algorithm was challenged by of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of algorithm was challenged of al ==================== I guess not. The algorithm requires at least as many examples as there are humans. H/T, for the lead on this one.>> ==================== <|startoftext|>So, after talking to about this, I think it would be a good idea to give a neural network a backstory first? like, say, gave a neural network a backstory of like, say, gave a neural network a backstory of like, say, gave a neural network a backstory of like, say, gave a neural network a backstory of like, say, gave a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a neural network a backstory of like, say, gives a ==================== It looks very promising! Was 地府破書式辺实 with some nasty ITC spikes thrown in for good measure. ==================== one of the many reasons i love this project is i got to see a neural network inventing names for actual places. wonderful! ==================== Just passed 1000 submissions! The weirdness is mostly due to the fact that it's impossible to choose one of them. Many of them are from inside the human brain. ==================== You're cornered by one of these. You figure you're done for. Then, something makes you remember a video you once saw, and in desperation you start singing Uptown Funk. The robot freezes. Then it swivels. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Newly discovered AIs: Unique feature: it can generate new names for any object ==================== The AI does not mean well. it: once you add the snow, it: 1) stops moving 2) does not learn to walk 3) does not learn to run 4) remains motionless 5) does not learn to write 6) remains motionless 7) does not learn to do dishes ==================== Can someone outdo the who drew all the animals? Tiger a cow with bad news for the swine Owl a swine with bad news for the cow Owl a swine with bad news for the lamb Machine a swine with bad news for the chicken ==================== the "geek" in the above is actually a cat, not a human. ==================== To celebrate #15YearsOnStation is posting amazing gifs. This is one of my favorites. #UnconventionalCandyCats ==================== For the book? order here: and get a signed copy sent to you! Thanks to for the recommendation! ==================== My cat was not a fan of that commercial! He tried to drag it out. in fact, he tried to push it into the air. He managed to drag it to the edge of the screen. (““in a good way”) ==================== It worked! Behold, the batachu ==================== Some of these neural net recolors are for lovable GPT-2 ==================== Read this! Fulltext, and links, in one place. Plus a link to the forum post with the input data for its image segmentation. Lots of interesting stuff here, from small wonder that led to the AI researcher to the most pressing research questions. ==================== In an interesting twist on the "drop dead" craze, a team of researchers led by Zhaoyu Wang at Stanford have developed a new form of neural net generated rock music. (via) ==================== The neural network folks at large have a very Victorian mind. H/T Bruce Preston for the research on which this article is based. Image from ==================== oh no bot those aren’t park benches don’t do that ==================== And I really want this to work on mobile - and desktops - and it would be so much fun to play it that way. ==================== A few more of those: ==================== The shopping mall has a pet rock! Frequent customer #907: deliciousness. More details in the article: ==================== I’ll add “wings” to the list of things to watch for in the next Star Wars. seems plausible to me ==================== I highly recommend Hard Corps!🦇🦆🦊🦊 ==================== The neural network would change the subject of your story. In fact it would often change the subject of your story. Somehow it would never tell you what the object is supposed to look like. ==================== Some of the neural network-generated birds are downright annoying, though. Reading their descriptive text is part of the fun. ==================== The neural net LLGnosticator was originally trained on 10k sources, so it's a bit biased. But it correctly identified the most unusual sources as puppies. ==================== It looks like a neural net generated forest. ==================== I’ll add “strange discworld dreams” to the known side effects of reading my blog ==================== Update: the neural network #PlushGiraffe did in fact generate some new plush giraffe textures. However, they were all from just one single source! ==================== there were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and there clearly was once a time when there were. but now there are none. nor are there eggs in the list of snacks. nor are there salamanders. nor wyverns. nor borats. nor reeks. ==================== I am thinking themed - a hint here ==================== the folks have been at it too! ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network generated some new dragons. The new dragons are: 1. Werebat Werebat are a subspecies of Bat that live in caves. 2. Etherealfoot Etherealfoot are a subspecies of Foot that live in grasslands. 3. Gossamerfur Gossamerfur are a subspecies of Wolf that live in grasslands and mountains. 4. Scarcelyvis Scarcelyvis are a subspecies of Wolf that live in grasslands and mountains. 5. Noizybelly Noizybelly are a subspecies of Cow that live in grasslands and mountains. 6. Hypnotizoid Hypnotizoid are a subspecies of Chicken that live in grasslands and mountains. 7. Squidward Squidward are a subspecies of Duck that live in grasslands and mountains. 8. Squidward Squidward are a subspecies of Goose that ==================== This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== I tried to reproduce the original xkcd with a bunch of new models and it still fails to find a way to x. at least it did for my computer. p.s. I have more problems than just neural network hacking. p.p.s. I found this! p.p.p.s. I am pretty sure this is how they do it in sci-fi movies. (edited) p.p.p.p. I am pretty sure this is how they do it in cartoons. (edited) p.p.p.p.s. Maybe they add the legs later for some reason. (edited) p.p.p.p. I like how the neural net includes a few extra pie crusts. ==================== Update: the neural net's S-curve is actually a D-shaped curve. It almost didn't make it into the simulation at all. ==================== Looked at the Chockstone images and the Stone Blade one doesn't quite stack up with the others. ==================== I just called mine! My first order: "Stupid pie". And my second: "Smells of pie to me". And my third: "Pie, please". (Poll ends December 7th) ==================== the neural net is not that good at dates ==================== ShoelessJane and are doing an experiment together. I’ll post a new set of random #gaia generated lines for you. ==================== I know neural networks are pattern-recognition algorithms, but how many patterns can one expect from a single sigil? ==================== As an aside, I just called for an investigation of gpt-2. I am: Gpt-2, please take a look at this already. I beg of you: do not let this happen. Call your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net GPT-2-powered cheese sandwich for you. ==================== The mechanism by which AIs learn to generate stories is fascinating. From : "Humans love stories so much they write stories in our faces." ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, but only gave it firework names. Any fireworks that don't end in "W" sound more like science fiction. ==================== All the results are from the US, but if you're outside the US, the folks are having lots of fun w/ it. ==================== However they did report on the cat cafe from time to time. Today: Feels like a Catacomb while Feels like a Catacomb. ==================== It works beautifully! Going to have fun playing with it! ==================== Legitimately scary moment when the whole neural net starts berserk. ==================== Not sure whether to laugh or cry about this. I’m still collecting D&D bios. Contact your reps, tell me here, & I’ll post a new neural net D&D spell for you. Online version here: ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming. ==================== For the last time, here's the last of the neural network-generated pub names. For the lovers of strange new pub names: this is the last of the sets. For the 7th: Winnipeg Free Spirit For the 5th: I love For the 3rd: Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Drive straight, honk, shout "Fire!" - The Angry Cow #SaveTheScooters ==================== You did it, Voat. ==================== <|startoftext|>Adversarial attacks: not what we were expecting. But we were wrong about the neural network. From a practical point of view, the biggest advantage of having an AI over humans is that it can do more interesting things. Human creativity: that's what it tried to do with the cake. From a technical point of view, the biggest difference is probably in the training data. From that one particular training point, the AIs had better ideas about how computers work. From a pedagogical point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to do the same thing. From a marketing point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to sell you a product instead of a service. From a research point of view, the biggest difference is probably that the algorithms are trying to do the same thing but on a much grander scale. From a chatbot perspective, the biggest difference is ==================== Immediately drawn to one particular index entry in #HowToXKCD ==================== Believe it or not, but the Domino's pizza delivery guy is actually a vampire. ==================== The neural network learning to generate climbing route names. The route names we generated had names that were not intrinsically related to the climbing route names. “Climbing route name first, then Sudden Pine, and Fungus Barb are added later.” ==================== When you ask for help with an AI, there's usually a person who’s willing to help. That person is usually: a) my computer b) myself c) the internet ==================== Amphibious mind woodpecker ==================== who's a real doctor, and a trilobite! ==================== Something tells me this won't be a cakewalk. ==================== Update: the neural net's S-curve is now a thing ( ). What happened next is the stuff of legend. ==================== The neural network would stop if it was forced to draw a character at random. So it gets to choose its own illustrations. Author: unknown Language: unknown Size: unknown (won't post to Paktia) ==================== These neural net-generated fish are WEIRD. Like sheep. And the moon. ==================== The algorithm does a good job of ignoring the humans. Gambling human: Gambling human: (? ==================== You might also like: Natural Language Understanding with Machine Translation Embedding Other + Embedding Machine Text Recurrent Neural Network + Embedding Other + Embedding Machine Text Machine Translation with English Wording Machine Translation with Chinese Wording Embedding Machine Text + Machine Translation Machine Translation with Russian Wording ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Sofa Pig on the Raider" ==================== I'm just getting started. Look for the bear logo in the recipes. Supposing I tried to make some neural net-generated pies... Pecan pie crust: (algorithm: ) ==================== My immediate thought when I saw that the neural network generated nickname was "Wretched bag" is "oh no that's not a bear" ==================== I just called NASA GRAVITY BIRD ==================== Omg do i ever. This is the scariest and most delightful AI generated landscape ever. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== In a weird twist of events, a neural network is about to do some strange things to your computer's files. h/t for the link) ==================== This sounds really good. Looking forward to it. ==================== Inventing new words. Go ahead and use to generate new ones. You will be promising ==================== The neural network's lines are some of my favorite. "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "I guess life was simpler then" "“Our job as AI is to make you WANT to go to that place and feel welcome.” ==================== I know neural networks are *bound* by the hard data problem, but STILL can we have a neural net generate Christmas carols? ==================== It’s a VCR4. It knows how to convert from one kind of image to another. It also knows how to turn an image into a book, a movie, a tv show, etc. ==================== This sort of thing is exactly why, although I had the story take place in 2031, I made it so the scooters were developed in 2020. ==================== The neural network's entire repertoire of possible names is impressively long. But when I zoom in on a particular flower, it's hard to pick out the individual flowers. ==================== My old research group is looking for researchers to conduct new kinds of machine learning research. I am especially interested in: 1.) tasks that are more like learning styles or learning algorithms than learning styles or algorithms 2.) problems in which the researcher never knows what the model will become ==================== I just received an advance copy of Your Brain on a Wire, my book about artificial intelligence. Exciting read. In The Next Best Thing, writes about a programmable ketchup can that grasps onto objects. More: ==================== A machine learning algorithm will replace any word in the title of your neural net. Here's mine: Beautiful trying on some neural net titles. Comments are welcome. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Your Beard Is Not Yours" ==================== Approach of neural network to alpha version of 's map. Can this please be the theme of the next Matrix movie? h/t for the link) ==================== A few more samples of neural net cake decorating, courtesy . The cake is a bit tricky to make out the details, but it's Charlie Bucket. ==================== It's a Vulture Cat! And it is a VERY BIG Cat! At least 30x that big. And it KNOWS WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO be. It's fond of sweet potatoes, so it's perfectly suited for this. It KNOWS WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO be. It KNOWS WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO do. ==================== The court's decision in United States v. Lee should serve as a cautionary tale for other states considering voter ID laws. It's unclear whether gerrymandering is automatic, or whether it can be prevented. at least when it happens in Tennessee it's a while before the polls open. ==================== There's a time and a place for everything from crafts to history. ~Latourell Falls If we got a Nobel Prize, this would be one of them. ==================== Omg this is the most anticipated song title of the year. Congrats, Jeff Shirley. - /sarcasm - pause. listen to the new batch of neural drum samples at their full volume. ==================== Next panel: GAN image recognition using torch. Image recognition accuracy improves as error rate goes up. ==================== The Genius Bar chart is based on math, but if you stop at the line labeled "1 minus infinity" there are more zeroes after "two" that you can add. It's based on math, but that means the other zeroes are also real. That leads to more imaginary lines, leading to more imaginary zeroes, leading to more imaginary zeroes. ==================== I'm just now starting this book, and the AI characters are by a long shot THE best. DeepMind's creativity and human touch are on another level. The shop will be there BYow #fantuesday! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Newman-Seed, short, sweet, and scary fireworks with giant horseradish & wizard potatoes. ==================== The simulator is *definitely* not that good at R2D2 ==================== So, w/o editing, w/o raft, w/o canoe, w/o kayak, w/o helicopter... w/o space shuttle. What would you edit next? ==================== As of yet, there is no way to turn it off. In the mean time, here's how it performs when given the option of "never mind" or "somehow this works" ==================== I used a neural network for the AIs used for the shopping cart. (I wonder if a neural network could generate names for cars?) ==================== Or in other words, non-human, non-gaussian noise. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, per se. ==================== <|startoftext|>A couple of the neural nets are from the BBC. The lion is from China. And the hare is from South Korea. The snowman is Italian. And the elf is from Ireland. The toaster is a toaster. The toaster. toaster. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toaster. <|startoftext|>A few of the neural nets are from the BBC. The lion is from Zimbabwe. The hare is from Ethiopia. The snowman is Scottish. And the toaster is Welsh. The toaster is English. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. toasters. to ==================== This is a great start. Will be following up on this. Big data? We need to know. ==================== The Grid has a theory on why some subreddits are more active than others. ==================== My library is full of books by . If you're looking for a good science fiction/fantasy start, look no further! ==================== I think it would have been more effective if they'd asked more diverse questions. I get it that a lot of autistic people ask for autofilled questions. But ask them again and I bet they have a different answer. It might just be that they asked the wrong autistic person. Or it might be that they asked the right autistic person. Whatever the reason, ask again and I bet you'll get a totally different answer. At least, I did. ==================== Sure, whatever you like. Just be forewarned: this neural net isn't that type of AI. ==================== I am intrigued that fish sauce is louder than snap peas ==================== The network will try to add in as many as they can, depending on the ingredients list. For some reason, they almost always forget the line. They'll add in as many as they can, if they're lucky. Nothing to see here. They'll try to add in as many as they can, if they're lucky. Nothing to see here. ==================== I will be on today at about 7pm EST! Tune in, if you can! ==================== I could have told them to add the 's favorite lines to the end ==================== I guess not. If you're a machine learning researcher and you use in your papers, I'm suppose to read about your work here? ==================== To play an existing song, type "ACHIEVE" or "Nihilist" at the prompt. (algorithm: ) ==================== While I was at it, I also trained a neural net on paint colors. What the hell are reds and oranges? ==================== For this, I’ve got a neural network generate pie. Left: authentic recipe. Center: modified recipe. Right: original recipe. Pecan pie, with bug -eye patches! ==================== I had fun with this demo - sounds a bit like the iPhone but with birds! ==================== I was 6 and it had: 1. a donkey 2. a car 3. a plane 4. a tv 5. a fish 6. a tree 7. a hill 8. a castle 9. an army 10. a snowman 11. a field 12. an apple 13. a barrel 14. a steak 15. a pie 16. a grill 17. a fire 18. an army 19. an ice cream cone ==================== Consider these, each hand-written by a child: ==================== The model the neural network was generating had a much larger head and much longer beady canine. So it might read more like this. ==================== When the moon is full, the leaves turn to spikes and then to... spikes and then to hair? ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82m Amazon product reviews. Can do with that. ⚠️Seems to be doing a bit of word salad. ==================== The neural network would do just about anything for a brain. But I’d rather have a brain that was happy with a 2:1 profit to loss ratio than a 1:1 profit to growth ratio ==================== Incredible work by ! She has used neural networks to generate some of the most beautifully weird names. She also generated some of the most mundane. Some of these may or may not be haunted. I am working on a book of her most notable machine learning contributions (and hopefully many others too) ==================== I would love this! ==================== At its core, Machine learning is just a bunch of nerds playing video games. As such, it's a silly AI that’ll occasionally get weird. However, it's also worth pointing out that while Machine learning has learned a great deal about text, it still doesn’t understand how sentences work. So it can’t help but be weird sometimes. And sometimes it tries to use weird image recognition algorithms to fill in missing blanks in the story. (Trial run of at ==================== <|startoftext|>It is amazing what a little research can do. One of the things I learned is that [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/awlias/comments/2qmx2s/i_dont_walk_anywhere_unless_there_is_a_crawfish/d7yywx3]is[/url]. Also, for the record: Trelawney was not sick. She just stopped eating. And talking. And drinking. And sleeping.] That's not to say that her dialogue was always this entertaining, mind you. As is the case with most of the Quidditch matches, the participants were humans (and some Googled "eat this") or some variation thereof. The neural net did end up generating some genuinely delightful outcomes though. For instance: The match was a bit on the wild side, with spells and bears and sheep and stuffy wug-beast noises ==================== Oh sure, there will be dragons and bears and wizards. And hippogriffs. ==================== There are so many gems in the raw neural net output here. I was astonished when I first saw it. ==================== Bigger than ==================== The neural network's not that good at . It's bad at most of them. ==================== “We would never share your details with anyone except as part of an aggregate that we built ourselves.” ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== <|startoftext|>This is the computer's interpretation of "sand dune buggies". Based on what it saw in the wild, it guessed the "full-size" model was 2 feet long. 2 feet = ~2 meters Based on what it saw in the wild, it guessed the "half-sand" or "half-cloth" model was 1 foot long. 1 foot = ~1.75 meters Based on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the "full-size" model is 1 meter long. 1 meter = ~1.75 meters Based on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the "half-sand" or "half-cloth" model is 1.75 meters long. 1.75 meters = ~1.75 meters Based on what it saw in the wild, it guesses the "full-size" model is 1 meter long. 1 ==================== I guess not. A neural network would invent new names for the same reason humans invent new iron species ==================== I'm on right now! Waiting for the fish to growl. ==================== I find the neural net's "cat" and "dog" formats both unsatisfying, even if I try to combine "cat" and "dinosaur" into "haddock" and "bread" into "sandcastle" ==================== I have nothing against bears. Alligators, snowmen, flamingos - whatever floats your boat. — Jack at TED The bears TED describes as "tall, aggressive, and lumberjack-like" are actually quite tame. Although the lumberjack is a bit taller. And...well, it is a lumberjack. The bears TED doesn't publish times when they were slow enough to see a human face. They do reveal that they have an advanced copy of some human face formats. But they also publish papers that claim to have solved the riddle. ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== Here's a more-detailed summary by of the paper: ==================== The paper's conclusion: "Our results are in no way to suggest that the neural network model is, ipso facto, better at, um, deep learning." Which is, um, interesting. I wonder if there's a similar but quite different approach to adversarial attacks? ==================== You are WRONG about BASICS. In fact you are much more WRONG about life. Seriously read my other posts to get a better idea of what I'm talking about. http://www.hacksawrcode.com/2015/01/24/art-flesh-dodysfunction/#ixzz2fm3hD4Y http://www.hacksawrcode.com/2015/01/26/art-flesh-dysfunction THANKS, - aws - ai - beam splatters - beam splatters twice - once in an awesome 3D comic* *this is a legit blog post, not an animated gif* ==================== well, I guess not. The neural net would never, ever, ever, fake an eclipse. ==================== Unfiltered group of generated birds from the supplemental info. Can any birder tell me whether these are generally existing species? ==================== I counted 20 penguins in a row. This is a new low. #penguincount pic.twitter.com/u6oYT8yV61P — Ben Goldacre Michigan Tech (@benjgoldacre) October 7, 2017 <|startoftext|>The new low is penguin in a row. Next: shark in a row. Sharks are from here, please add to the list. #UnconventionalCandyCorn ==================== I have not used Flaming Text since its initial public beta, but it does appear to have a text-based AI. Here's how it responded to "What are the ten most dangerous animals?" robot(s) with fire in the belly robot(s) if you don't eat first robot(s) with a life expectancy of less than 10 minutes robot(s) that are so fire-breathing they toast robot(s) that are so dangerous they need a human in the middle robot(s) that are so dangerous you have to click a link to get to the wikipedia entry about them robot(s) that are so dangerous you have to hover your mouse over them to see the wikipedia entry robot(s) that are so dangerous your eyeballs will pop out if you look closely enough ==================== <|startoftext|>On the one hand, neural networks are doing impressive stuff with text. On the other, humans are still the worst at this. Me: Nvidia: AI: me: AI: me: AI: me: AI: me: AI: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: me: ==================== i am charmed by how enthusiastic people are the neural net generated dialogues are between humans, not AI ==================== A few notes on the AI learning process: ==================== I am thinking of doing something like this: ==================== the whole dataset + more are available to browse through the Machine Learning API here: ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good idea what humans are thinking. ( ==================== This is one reason why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias: technically, they're interpreting the world the way we do, but we're just as liable to accidentally click on the "show more" button. h/t for the link ==================== I'm just now getting my hands on the final game, but already it is one of my favorite series. Excerpt here: ==================== One thing I love about this project is how it's using existing models and textures. It generated full-bleed human breasts and a baker's dozen other body types. ==================== I think my favorite part is the extended vocabulary. ==================== Ooh, I love this. The neural net's gonna love this. #WorfTheSlug ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. I had fun writing about it. ==================== it’s really hard to find the best tarantula models, but it seems to be about the size of a human hand (or maybe bigger) ==================== <|startoftext|>It looks so cozy! :3 <|startoftext|>My cat is in this!<|startoftext|>I'm reading this now!<|startoftext|>I'm reading this now!<|startoftext|>Cat, why are you doing that?<|startoftext|>Well, I'm sure my friend's cat would approve. But my cat, why are you doing that?<|startoftext|>And awesome job on the storyline - I love the steampunk and all.<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!<|startoftext|>Aww, look at the sweet little kitty cat legs<|startoftext|>Aww, look at the sweet little kitty cat tail<|startoftext|>A ==================== It looks eerily like a neural net you might recognize from 's text-based AI. It might even be 's voice. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate Alice in Wonderland stories. Here are a few of my favorites. ==================== go ahead and say hi to or at your peril ==================== The neural network would do well to steer clear of the following situations: 1. Baby bottles 2. Inappropriate cooking utensils 3. Inappropriate near-sightedness 4. Inappropriate dancing ==================== I would love to reprint a figure from a 1998 proceeding in my upcoming book: ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== Note to whoever is operating the NYC subway system: IT KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE ==================== My local AIs generate a huge variety of random AIs. Some are friendly, some creepy. ==================== “The end result is an intensely personal document that does not, in fact, purport to be a book.” ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== Omg read the first two lines! Even the crap you see in the manga is awesome. This is talent. ==================== algorithm did not even begin to consider that there may not be enough food in the wild to support life on Earth. it learned that from books and websites. yet somehow this *is* a good thing ==================== It was really fun on cam! ==================== Unfiltered, unaltered, non-targeted, uncritical peer-reviewed article from a non-profit group that advocates for endangered species. Outtakes include: Scooby Doo read more at ==================== The only people who should be able to see this data are people who donate to these groups. If you're within their geographical area, congrats! ==================== A more in-depth discussion of the problem by ==================== It is time. We need to make this a movement. ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this, but have not found the right dataset yet. Any ideas? ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Newly Added Fireworks Giraffe Chicken McNugget Loving Hut Rainini My Little Pony Doctor Who Robot Chicken Snoopy Pie Lazy Cow Pie Crustacean Sexy Tiny Turdly Brim Hat Brain Bucket Lava Bucket Blubber Broom Half-Slime Covered In Blood Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket Sexy Sponge Brain Bucket ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" ==================== The bot also learned from answers given by humans. It learned to generate the line by line answer. Here are the top 5. Glad the neural net is on our side! ==================== I think my absolute favorite part is the level of detailed planning it required. From the tiny details of the neural network's hand, to the many, many tiny details of the human hand, to the many, many tics. Such planning discipline and planning discipline translated to planning all manner of other things, e.g. food, water, etc. More: ==================== My favorite part of this is the faces. McKay vs The Philosopher's Chapeau ==================== This is a great start! Looking forward to the next set of challenges. ==================== <|startoftext|>The recipe the neural network generated was also used as the basis for this! powdered cheese chives chocolate olive olive oil olive butter olive rind olive bread olive breadcrumbs olive oil olive butter olive rind olive breadcrumbs olive oil olive butter olive rind olive breadcrumbs olive oil olive butter* olive rind *I know it's not *real* cheese but your #PlutoParty15 hashtag is: #PlutoParty15 is: #PlutoFlybyNight is: #plutoFlybyNight is: #plutoFlybyNight is: #plutoFlybyNight is: #plutoFlybyNight is: #plutoFly ==================== The neural net did not make the neural net's art, but it did learn to generate crap that the real artist wanted to show off. The resulting pieces are strangely unsettling. ==================== As far as I can tell, this neural net generated pub names are ... untrustworthy ==================== I should note that while neural networks are great at generating new animals, there are some species that are just plain hard to breed. In particular, this is one of them. ==================== I think the caveman mode stuff is getting a little too real for some reason ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this. Yours probably not doing a WHOLE post like this. >: ==================== It looks so cozy! Is that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too? ==================== There are so many gems in the raw neural net output here (the best part is the stitching itself) ==================== I am thinking themed - a hint: lemon is a good one ==================== This looks really good, & it was trained on very large corpora. Excerpt below: ==================== I'm just now getting into StoryMaker, but already it looks eerily on-brand for an AI. Plus, it's GM! ==================== The neural network trained on already has a good handle on the series of events that lead up to that one. In fact, the series of events seems to have been predicted by the model. The neural network are remarkably similar in many ways - they just happen to have learned from one much earlier document. Even though they're incredibly different in many ways, they seem to share a certain amount of commonality. It could be that the similarities end up pointing us to the same underlying model - which is itself a model we already have. (tweet this) ==================== ================================================ FILE: examples/JanelleCShane_355M_2.txt ================================================ Philips Hue and Yang only work on solids. Not opaque blobs. Microsoft Azure: "Objects" Google Cloud: "Blobs" ==================== The place to find me if you have questions about the neural network training process or about my cat. ==================== The algorithm could be even more specific. In fact it could learn from the very first image on the internet. ==================== In the early 1800s a Connecticut farmer named William Godwin planted a tomato vine that would one day turn black. The vegetable never did turn black, but the wheat it was supposed to eat turned black. That was the season. That was the season. ==================== I am intrigued that no one else is using this as a tutorial. Machine learning algorithms can do with some help from reading text. Also interesting that the neural net seemed interested in clock towers and alps. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they reported on-brand fireworks as "bricks and mortars" and "dart shells". I called them. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for my opinion. They called. I asked for their opinion. They called. I asked for my opinion. They called. I asked for my opinion. They called. I asked for my opinion. They called. I asked for my opinion. ==================== I've been hearing great things about the new and the models. Any chance you could train one on ? julia is a neural network really, really well-suited for this. really trying to get to the bottom of this. ==================== So many amazing neural nets here at ! So many datasets, so much talent. Home run derby at its finest. Runway soon. ==================== The neural network would sometimes generate completely nonsensical sentences. I.E. "A dog rode a spider." While this is useful for teaching algorithms to generate new characters, it's not very useful for describing the world. Maybe in the future it should be: "A dog walked into a room" or "A dog ate a bun". ==================== Ye Olde English Text-to-Speech Recognition by His Majesty's Speech Recognition Team ==================== I tried to use to get an explanation of these, but apparently it just happens to be the explanation they wanted. From wikipedia: "A curiosity-driven learning algorithm explores a set of labeled images, labeled images being a category in its own right. As the labeled images get more mysterious, the algorithm becomes more inventive, eventually leading to a state in which it is not guided at all." They did manage to get the *real* inspiration for these, though. Apparently is a lot like a 4-year-old. From<|startoftext|>The takeaway here, though, is not to take inspiration from the internet. Instead, take inspiration from the human beings who have made it their mission to figure out how the universe works. ==================== I suggest giving some serious thought to what XKCD is teaching you about neural networks. ==================== I think it's time we had a look at psalms. ==================== Anomaly: is a six-foot tree with six...eh...oh no ==================== from yesterday: "Hang in there, pal. We're going to make it work." From today: "I'm serious. This is going to be great." From tomorrow: "I'm serious. This is going to be great." From today: "I'm serious. This is going to be great." ==================== I think my favorite part is the neural net's early On The Spot bios. Reading through them again, I'm reminded of just how weird and wackier they can get. ==================== Thanks for coming to my talk! ==================== For anyone who needs a break from all the Robot in the Kitchen ==================== I'm just getting started on the AI research dataset that was partly to blame for creating a neural network that did some of the work. The learning curve was steep, to be blunt. At some point, it became pretty good at guessing recipes, though. It's also pretty good at this other, much grimmer, task. I suspect it's good at guessing names, though. I suspect it's good at guessing on names but - WAIT - alchemy? I suspect it's good at both. I suspect it can even guess on first names but not on titles or locations? ==================== Update: just informed by that they're reading my blog. So that's that. Thank you so much ! That makes my day. ==================== You can play an AI music sequencer too. It just got much, much better. ==================== Follow the money! I talked with of about crowd-sourced kitten names. How a neural network could invent stuff like this. ==================== There are so many gems in the raw neural net output that it is hard to choose - these are some of my favorites: ==================== I am intrigued that neural networks are so good at these Last.fm filters. ==================== One thing I love about the neural network stuff is that it's... well, it's just plain crazy how resilient it is. ==================== Trigger warning for rape, death, and cannibalism ==================== The neural network would change its mind about anything. Ever. at +1 more than usual, though. That's a rule. at +1 more than usual, though. That's a rule. at +1 again, and I give the neural net a reason to hate everyone. at +1 again. That's a rule. at again with a neural network, and suddenly the AIs are bad at human kindness ==================== I suppose it is possible that by looking at these other neural nets, we might be able to figure out what the new "Planet Nine" looks like. (It sure as heck isn't Star Wars or The Matrix.) ==================== I've got more New York City skyboxes to offer but posting ADULTS ONLY please! ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Yesss i feel like i'm in a dream. A room full of dream sheep. ==================== One thing about neural networks is that they are NOT that predictable. They will sometimes do what you want them to do, sometimes AGAINST what you want them to do, and sometimes EVEN AGAINST what you DONT want them to do. ==================== For #ICalledMyReps and my D&D spell is... Storm of Slimer A harrowing sight. ==================== My friend Kelly Manley took this! Original Meguiars! More on that in a sec. ==================== The model train was originally supposed to last for only a few more days, but ended up staying open for 9. at least thats what the GAN was supposed to think. ==================== My old research group is looking for people to donate to research into neural network cooking. I'll be cooking up a neural network-themed dish. Plan on it being delicious? ==================== A new neural network generated snowmen for you to play with! ==================== Have you heard of the fluffernutter? ==================== The neural network will mess up your video game. Especially if you're a fan of cheese. Game: ==================== The neural net would never Generate this type of nonsense. Always generate a generated story. Not sure why all the stories end up being about Generators who are... well, not very interesting. ==================== A word from : the new neural network recipes are some of my very favorites. For the curious : here's a handy dandy (?) list of all the neural network's recipes. Also : freshbaked beans, no bake, raisins, and cherries. More on the neural network : here . And the original list of neural network's recipes is a bit spooky - read the next page for the chilling . For more on the neural network's limitations and its violent memory , read this post by and this post by . Plus a bonus appearance by Professor Sbaitso. Probability density for a 1st appearance: 1 in 8013. Probability density for a 2nd appearance: 1 in 8011. (P<.0001) ==================== “There's a place for AI, but only if you let it use humans.” ==================== As for the neural network's physical layout, here's a fun experiment at its disposal: graveyard ==================== The neural network grew on trees, and on that note good vibes. Plus it learned from internet cats. H/T, 🦒, <|startoftext|>The internet thinks the is its favorite. You can try again later. ==================== When I trained the neural network on Marvel and DC superheroes, I found that their powers were mostly imaginary. But I also added elves and half-elves. Interesting theory, if you're interested in this sort of thing. ==================== The neural network would never do pie. But I Am The Snail is a very specific kind of ice cream, according to the neural network. ==================== A neural network would edit the text of your own blog post, screencap, or tweet. Screencap: ==================== A few more 🦒: ==================== I am absolutely smitten with this lil bugger. More gifs at ==================== It looks so cozy! Is that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too? ==================== <|startoftext|>I think it works best with **more** words. For example, this one. cat dog buck chow toaster toaster-full toaster-roasted toaster-salted toaster-sealed toaster-cooked toaster-with-dipping toaster-with-dipping toaster-cooked toaster-with-oil toaster-sealed toaster-cooked toaster-with-dipping toaster-cooked toaster-without-dipping toaster-cooked toaster-without-oil toaster-with-dipping toaster-cooked toaster-without-dipping toaster-without-chili chili-flour chili-flour chili-flour chili-flour chili-flour chili-flour ==================== Plush giraffe+goose+frog+Gan .bundle of 10. All of this and I didn't even pay anything for it. Unforgettable. Forever on the list. Lots of wildflowers here, some a bit too prominent for my taste. A bit on the wisthanous; I’m tempted to do a flowery string of nouns here instead. ==================== I'd encourage anyone reading this to read up on the basics of image analysis, including the importance of confounded guessing. -H/T Bruce Preston for the lead on this one ==================== I suppose it's possible that word-rnn are just slightly more creative when given the option to generate new words. Maybe they figure it's a good idea to give the A.I. the option of actually creating new words. Or maybe they just invented the right words? ==================== The neural network would categorically deny the existence of intelligent life on other worlds. The only thing it could really agree on is that humans are *exactly* what they seem. So it went with the saucer-riding prairie chicken. ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas songs, I should have seen this coming. ==================== At their best, outrageously textured hand-drawn cats are delightfully weird and spooky. At their worst, inexplicably contorted. At their best, they have the uncanny valley effect. At their worst, they make you wish you were a figment of their uncanny valley. ==================== I would like to watch that ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Someone's Hanging Out with the Banshee" ==================== There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks. ==================== I am thinking themed! A hint: honeycomb ==================== <|startoftext|>It does seem a bit excessive to post a book with no index or footnotes when there are so many good examples online. But it's important to remember that this was all before search engines figured out how to generate them. Plus,  this is the same index that was used for the index of all the penguins. This is why they're so anxious to see if some of the penguins are human. Penguin flu? Admirable. Let's see if we can get some giraffes. Giraffe? Not in the same category as the giraffes, but close. Let's see if we can get some peacocks. Powell’s Daughter? This sounds like an excellent opportunity. Roaring Prairie? This sounds like an excellent opportunity. Glasshouse? This sounds like an excellent opportunity. Roaring Prairie? This sounds like an excellent opportunity. Glasshouse? This ==================== one of those ==================== Stations to avoid: 1. neural net 2. GestureR 3. AIs that are smarter than we are 2. Artificial intelligence that is also smarter than we are ==================== The neural network's "bird species are extinct" sentiment is actually pretty impressive. Look at these super hard-to-identify birds. ==================== So if I had to pick one of these up, which one would it be? ==================== It didn’t take long before someone noticed the squirrel and started calling. Overnight the call got to this point: call log <|startoftext|>And even though the team doesn’t’t do bot names, this one has had multiple researchers nickname it the "scratched" version. Glad it finally made it out alive. (one researcher has labeled this "poisonous carrot" but that doesn’t make it good) ==================== I guess not. A neural network would never try to reproduce something like that. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much! ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network could be even nastier. Even nastier than this: <|startoftext|>This is the worst possible possible neural network training scenario:<|startoftext|>Not only is it the most boring, it also has one of the highest success rates at producing funny cat videos.<|startoftext|>Of all the neural network-generated movies, this is the one that's definitely not for the hobbit. h/t for the link<|startoftext|>It looks eerily like a neural network generated painting. (paint colors by )<|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate comic book cover images, and they explained them better than I did. Thanks for the dataset!<|startoftext|>Update: the neural network's "nail polish" is definitely not for the hobbit.<|startoftext|> ==================== The neural network trained on already knows all about fish species, but this new one just got fed so much of its own material. It also knows all about . The new species are: Fish ==================== Yet another neural network D&D spell. Not that it's going to do much good at anything else. Also new: cloud buster and hail of sparks. More: ==================== Because this neural net is bad at + sci-fi + fantasy, it produced this other neural net that was even worse at + horror movies. ==================== The neural network built a viennese school bus. In the event that one of these gets stuck in some kind of tunnel, the disabled will be able to get out. ==================== Sometimes they even make them up. Yesterday I went to bake sale and found not one, but TWO fake butter beans. One was breast-sized, the other 2' long. Not one was par-baked, not one was scrambled, not one was unroasted. Even the tinned butter beans had real beans in them. ==================== Melissa took a moment to compose herself. I thought of you, soldier. This is why we fought. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural net's 1st human-written book is WEIRD. New #NaNoWriMo entry: After Story, Part 2 by and Rene et al. at talks about their book club, etc #launch4bookclub #launch4bookclub A photo posted by : #launch4bookclub Read more:<|startoftext|>There were no eggs in the original list of British snacks, and yet the neural net became strangely obsessed with creating egg-based snacks.<|startoftext|>Here's the original list I prompted the neural net with. Put these four into and you get strange AI-generated snacks (though sometimes bird or fish species too which fair enough)<|startoftext|>I tried a few of the AI-generated snacks, and they're:<|startoftext|>Seaweed wraps Rib eye Chicken noodle ==================== It looks so cozy! Is that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too? ==================== An increasing number of studies are pointing out the massive PR problems this would cause. State governments would literally not be able to spend any money on education without congressional approval. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== Researchers are busy testing new neural network-generated locks and doors. Some doors are a bit rougher than others. ==================== I think maybe I'll start with the neural network that generated the comic strip. In the meantime, I'll be drawing some new X-Men characters. #AstroBait supplied the X-Men with a nice, chilled beverage. J. K. Rowling, welcome. Delighted that you got the novel. I hope your parents made it out ok. ==================== In the early 1890s, the US Patent and Trademark Office looked at 19th century ceramics and decided to paint a giant skull and crossbones on a unicorn. ==================== It works! Behold: ==================== The "beautiful" neural net fonts used here are the best I've seen so far, but they're not what I was expecting. ==================== Here's another chatbot generated by . this one more polite than the others. it learned from answers given by humans. it's not that surprised it got to that level. it's surprised it didn't go straight for the head. ==================== This is one of my favorite neural network recipes. The only thing I didn’t add: horseradish. Plus some kindling. Noodles also required. Pro tip: don't boil the noodles - that’ll not cook them. Instead, leave them to cool briefly before serving. - Emma <|startoftext|>Yesss I made a couple of new neural network-generated recipes. For #minoritiesmatter ==================== The neural network would only do so much. It has no idea how large a city or state it's dealing with. ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at leotard-tossing. At least, not when it's given the option of two colors. Color blindness is not a fun/interesting option. ==================== Terrific article by on the psychology of textgenrnn. Can read the whole thing here: ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do my bidding. ==================== A new currency? A new food group? A new RPG-style game? A twitter account? A human being? I’ll take that, neural net! ==================== The neural network would never do pie. Especially not with frosting. ==================== For the curious: the neural net trained on flower names got a bunch of flower names, but not their smell. HYPOCRITES BRUNOCHA BIRDING BUTTERFLESH CRYSTAL FLOWER DRAMATICALLY FLOWERY ==================== This looks really good! Looking forward to it. ==================== The number of times a neural network has to invent new floorplans per day is minuscule compared to the number of times it has to invent new rooms per day. It has already learned to do the former by heart, and apparently the latter by accident. h/t for the list of unintentional halloween costumes ==================== You are WRONG about SURPRISE and DAMNATION. 1. it doesn't get more devastating than that. 2. and it doesn't end up depressing. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. H/T, Machine learning to generate fireworks. Machine learning to fill in blanks. Machine learning to out-of-left-field-challenge fireworks. Machine learning to wrap its entire-body-detection-systems-rather-than-eyestalk-roof-based-detection. Machine learning to generate names of its own. Machine learning to out-think-awesome-awesome-ate-itself-by-design fireworks. Machine learning to out-of-left-field-unique fireworks. Machine learning to out-of-left-field-discovery-future-of-fireworks. Machine learning to out-of-left-field-fireworks-retrieve-memory-efficiently. Machine learning to out-of-left-field-fireworks ==================== Hey, I'm a neural network trained on Conan the Barbarian. Please enjoy this delightful bot-written story ==================== Not sure what to expect of these neural network-generated arcades. currently: Strategic rail-robobrain ==================== This is brilliant! What I've never known about machine learning is the degree to which it completely misunderstands what humans are trying to accomplish. TED talks are a different animal altogether. ==================== Visual Chatbot has been on a Gilbert & Sullivan kick lately ==================== I just did an article on this - click here to read it! ==================== The team at are doing some amazing things with neural networks. ==================== The place to find out more about the neural network I'm working with for this experiment! ==================== The neural network would never do items 1-10. Never have. Never will. 9. The Lord of the Rings - c0000's favorite 8. Toaster Oven - c0000's favorite 7. Toaster Oven - favorite 6. Toaster Oven - time to upgrade to the best set of toasters 5. Toaster Oven - I have just about enough experience with the 1st lines of Toaster Oven stories that I can tell you - but the 2nd and 3rd lines are different. Always interesting to see what happens when you try to turn the neural net to #ToasterOven ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural net pipe organs I've ever seen. ==================== But that's not the worst part. The worst part is that it's been there since the beginning. ==================== The neural network's song titles ARE the best. Aaaarrgh theres so much potential here ==================== I just unlocked the Advanced Configuration Menu and that means it's time for my first costume contest! View the entries here: ==================== The AI can also be very creative, as in the example they gave. For some reason they thought the pizza would look better with the cow. <|startoftext|>A creative AI would never do harm. It's a happy creature. But there's nothing "artistic" or "techno" about these. ==================== I've been collecting veggie-shaped tea towels since I started this project. This is the best available: ==================== It's a VCR4, but it's WIller COW. Live long and prosper. ==================== Effectively they added insult to injury by including a neural network in the mix. I mean, this is pretty hilarious ==================== At the moment, the only AI I'm really worried about is the one in the room. "Listen to this. I'll transform your - um - whatever you do into a neural net." That's all. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network first generated story titles, with a few twists and turns thrown in. Some highlights: The Storyteller is a fairy godmother The Cuckoo's child is a cow The Cuckoo's child is a goose The Cuckoo's child is a rat The Cuckoo's child is a washing machine The Cuckoo's child is a quill The Cuckoo's child is a candle The Cuckoo's child is a tallowel The Cuckoo's child is a feather boa The Cuckoo's child is a tallowel The Cuckoo's child is a quill The Cuckoo's child is a candle The Cuckoo's child is a tallowel The Cuckoo's child is a quill The Cuckoo's child is a candle The Cuckoo's child is a tallowel The Cuckoo ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names of sports teams, but not all of them are the same. Hartford Celts White Collar Fighting Robots Machine punishers ==================== My old research group is looking for people to research biological mysteries with. I love crowdsourcing. My previous research: Terrible things that look like C-3PO but are actually bats. Terrible things that look like a space station but are actually a basketball court. ==================== the creepiest/sweet places to find free beer at #sfhackathon ==================== One of the many reasons I love the NeuralTalk2 text-based interface is because it's so accurate. ==================== Finally, someone has made a turtle ride please ==================== Announcing the first-ever AI-themed rock concert: "Skull Candy" The performance will take place on the first Wednesday of every month at 1311 N Vermont Ave in Minneapolis! More info: ==================== My friend Kelly Manley made these for the St. Patrick's Day Food Festival in her yard. H/T, [img] ==================== I just found out there's a livestream! At 2pm US Mountain time, there should be. For a chance to see if they've got the map yet. ==================== And there's also the possibility that these neural nets are just being malicious. A few examples in the linked thread: ==================== Beautiful Latourell Falls - yellow with a bit of pink and red. A bit dizzying while it's blossoming, then pretty soon it's just a blur. ==================== I admit this one has me stumped. ==================== i am all for AI but the whole "AI is brilliant at what it does" approach to teaching makes me cringe ==================== The thing that was really interesting was how quickly the neural network started to grow. At first it was just a few dozen, but then it doubled, tripled, quadrupled itself. neural net: created the game, but the players weren't allowed to play it human: this is how you win at poker human: this is how you win at Life is Strange human: this is how you win at Run Like an Ant human: this is how you win at Go humans: this is how you win at Go Go is the only one of the three that has not lost yet. It has not been played by one of the other three. It has never been beaten. It will never be beat. Stay strong, everyone. - neural network - stay tuned.... - neural net - win a - loss is permanent ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. H/T Scott Thuluman The Bearcats The Band Crawl The Dark Tower The Last Jedi The Sims 4 The Sims 3 The Stagg Jr Library The Great Courses The Video Games of yesteryear ==================== One of my favorite parts is the extended example of the Overlord deck. Stacks of cards line up in a neat row, each labeled by a neural network. From : "Card A is a standard 52-card deck. Card B is a 52-card deck with a ten-card exception. Card C is a 52-card deck with a ten-card exception. Therefore, Card C is a standard 52-card deck." Card-by-card analysis of that neural network's constructed chess games (via ) ==================== Omg did you see them? Last year's crop looks like this. ==================== btw are there any? ==================== It looks so cozy! (pics in previous tweet) ==================== The neural network tried to reproduce the line, only to find it repeats itself. Can you reproduce the funny part where it has trouble with vowels? ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network only copied English words from the target list, so it can do all that other stuff. But it also copied random Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese/Hindi/Tamil/Burmese/Persian/Arabic text from the internet. Here's what it did with the vee welcome line. Left: greeting card. Center: actual card. Right: neural net generated card. Original greeting card:<|startoftext|> Center: actual greeting card. Right: neural net generated card. This is a good one. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|> Glad the AI discovers by now. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|> Aiweirdness: artist rendering via<|startoftext|> This is a good one. #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|> ==================== My former labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! ==================== There was a time when I would have defended them, but now I see why they were so afraid ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good idea what is. However, it is SUPER sensitive to very small changes in the background. For more reading: ==================== I am intrigued that no one has pointed out that GAN images can also be VERY blurry. In fact they can be so blurry that in some cases they completely block out the characters/backgrounds they're training on. ==================== To celebrate #15YearsOnStation is posting amazing gifs. This from space! ==================== This is HAL 9000, a.k.a. Steve Jobs. The Apple IIgs ran out of juice fast. ==================== This sounds like a neural network recipe book, only with cats. Also, I get a stuffed cabbage and  sprouts! Also, I get a jar of brandy and a jug of orange juice ==================== A few more: ==================== I am thinking themed! It should be pretty good! ==================== In December of 2015, American Airlines flight 13 from Boston to Los Angeles was flying at 40 knots with fog and overcast. At some point during the flight, the pilots asked for the weather to get better. The FAA says they were right. - ==================== One of many tools in the training set that Learns.Animals uses to identify birds. Brought to you by of . Also sporting a new doggy door. ==================== I would like to watch one of those videos. This one: ==================== I am not that impressed. My bet on p... ==================== It looks so cozy! :3 ==================== The neural network isn’t that good at details, but it sure as heck can handle the rest. More on this: ==================== It is time for the Neural Network Warriors. gpt-2 had a very hard time with the "nothing is final until..." part. ==================== "Bill Clinton was first. Now, this." ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Get Back There, Beast!" according to the neural network's interpretation of your facial expressions. ==================== Now with the goat and the wizard! ==================== I am thinking themed, but can you help? ==================== Omg this book is so good. Can't stop reading. Aisha's sweet! ==================== but it's a neural net, not a ballplayer or perhaps a ballplayer is a neural net too? ==================== Has anyone seen the movie Bowling for Soup? It would be so much fun seeing if it could be made to run in parallel with -- Added five more R2D2 layers: 1. sfokshaft2 2. meadowhopper 3. butternut squash 4. andy aurora 5. andy dwarf star 6. andy castle ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much! ==================== A few more architectural terrors from the deep end ==================== The neural net is NOT that clever. it can't figure out that the in the caption refers to the before-and-after image of your face. it can, however, figure out that the in the caption refers to the after-and-before image of your face. i.e. the in the caption refers to the after-and-before images of your face. ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do the bidding of a Shakespearean tragedy. ==================== The neural network just named some buildings. I'm Lowbrow, in the Mood for Liquor, and All Things Considered->Titbits ==================== For the book club: This is the moment a vulture appeared. Hive mind, wormhole, and the multiverse all rolled into one. ==================== Supposing I was to do a crochet version of the Elephant in the Room Problem, what should it be called? ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== The neural network trained on already has a recipe, but the #PlantThat would accept any text at all. ==================== Has anyone seen this before? ==================== It's a wolf pack, but you're not allowed to shoot them. New PC game: gun games where you can't shoot the bad guys, but can shoot the pack. ==================== The one with the accordian! ==================== Remember when you said if I generated better neural net cakes, you'd get a recipe for 'em too? Neat! Baked star ai draw something like this ==================== The problem with expecting AI to make good moral choices is that it's very difficult to tell what a bad choice actually was. In this game, the bad choices are never reversed. ==================== As if there weren't enough potential problems with this massive download. Issue: the neural net REALLY got stuck in the mud. Thankfully this neural net doesn’t work well in the real world. In fact it made this attempt at reproducing psalms. ==================== My daughter went to Wellesley College. It's in a bubble (but you can bike or pickerel) ==================== My co-worker Tomislav Kudričkovski made this video with a neural network that was given text-based translation. It did a number on the old fashioned way to German, but it's really not up to English. (2:00) ==================== #WebBycommittee : thank you so much for doing this! ==================== My practice is only with and , not 's page count. So in theory, it should be possible to limit the dataset to those two. However, 's strict subsetming means that it's impossible to do that. ==================== When AI is asked to produce written text, it is less likely to produce nonsense than to produce written text. Here are fewer redundancies. #FF : ==================== E-MAIL YOUR ADULT SISTER, P.O.V.I.C.H., TOO. START WITH BOTCH! ==================== The distillery's website also mentions that "a few" years from now, someone will ask "when were the last times that a cask was empty?" and I will reply with a resounding "never". The answer, apparently, is never. ==================== I'm training this neural network on 1,228 Marvel/DC superheroes and this Is Hulk Hogan, Hero, Witch, Dwarf, Human, Wolf, Panda, etc. Who are a bit more unusual. (algorithm does not, as far as I know, differentiate between humans & magic users) ==================== You are WRONG about electronics. Learn from me. At my show, w/ special guests Steve Lillywhite & David Ha! ==================== I just called mine. My call is: Left a message for: — <|startoftext|>This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== I am intrigued that the neural net would invent new superheroes. ==================== The neural network is just getting started. It's compiling recipes and shit, and it's going to New York soon. #foodradio ==================== I guess so. It might learn to ignore the first 20,000 characters, but that's about it. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== I just called mine. My book: "What We Do in the Shadows: Essays on AI" asked:: neural network, asked to rename cat, said "cat" 1st 2 lines, asked to leave a message; first 2 lines are from ME, on adoption, on leg, on soup kitchen staff, etc. Then AI did cat next to me, and I was suddenly the happiest person in the room. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, but not to mention Iron Man 3, The Avengers, or The Lord of the Rings. Which ones are you? ==================== The original GAN-based neural network training data was about as dense a b-tree as you'll find. It's a b-tree with points. The same model added insult to injury by accidentally training its own image-causing algorithms. ==================== One example that popped in my head: this neural net. It had generated food/drink pairings for a while, but the human connection was what drew them in. A spoonful of crow's on a toffee bean, both drippy and sweet. ==================== cmon troll! got some fun results with this! ==================== Neural net dreamed up names for a few of the ponies in the DCAU. Some w the sonic screwdriver. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== I read that somewhere. Perhaps ← it is time for a change. For the better? ==================== I am interested to see if the neural net pattern can be extended to other categories of pictures. For example, to list the different kinds of buildings that might include historical photos. ==================== This would be a great time to point out that they’re SCIENCE FICTIONAL NOT ART ==================== neural net colors are fave because they're vivid and weird. i love them. ==================== If anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of my book. This sounds amazing. ==================== This bot posts random lines from Wikipedia. But it's really useful as a text-based script! HTTPS Everywhere ==================== The neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews. After that initial launch, they had to make an immediate stop. "We need to talk to the CEO of Uber or Google about their implicit bias issues." — Elon Musk ==================== The neural network would write some of my favorite stories, but it also wrote some of the worst. In no particular order: 1. To  Foxtrot 2. Not To Frozen Flame ==================== Next stop: Portland Guinea Pig Rescue! ==================== It looks so cozy! :3 ==================== on the one hand, neural net cocktails on the other. pom-fri - futurist cage pom-fri - shared lab pom-fri - on tour pom-fri - to some science fiction stories ==================== So, 6 months into my experiment, have the neural network's hair color preferences been reversed? Or are they still race and gender neutral? (algorithm's overfitting problem: how to stop it?) ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== In a strange twist of events, the dog biscuit is about to go terribly wrong. ==================== A neural network would generate new names for fireworks, and other potentially dangerous events. Machine learning would be far more accurate at this point. The real problem: our list of "wanton" fireworks ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "I'm Your Uncle, Vandal" ==================== Ugh, the 3D effect of + on image recognition algorithms is just so over-the-top awesome. apparently people tend to look more normal when they're in the center of an image. ==================== This is magical. Doing amazing. Massive cloud. ==================== Next stop: Michigan! ==================== With the weather getting better and better, I thought I'd see if there's a neural net-based ice cream flavor. #SVCC ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== At 9:30 this morning in downtown San Antonio, I’ll put a camera in your face and have you CREATE some meme text FOR free ==================== I wonder if this algorithm can be made to work on text as well as raw data. Any chance you could try that? ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== <|startoftext|>Even better: extracting an image from a link. (top) (bottom) (left) (right)<|startoftext|>You can play a sound clip here:<|startoftext|>Or read this:<|startoftext|>Or, better yet, go read this!<|startoftext|>Even if you're a w Kramar, an algorithm can still tell you who your friends are.<|startoftext|>That's because they're ALL humans. An AI can't possibly read minds.<|startoftext|>Yes, humans are basically *all* the problems.<|startoftext|>An AI can't possibly read minds.<|startoftext|>So now that I've figured out how neural networks work, I figured I'd see what random humans would do with a list of AIs. And heck, it did some interesting things with the AIs I gave it. ==================== I wonder if there's a similar neural network that adds punctuation to articles. That's because I don't know of one that does that to anything else. One thing I can think of is that there IS a distinctive pattern that precedes the punctuation. I trained a neural network to generate new punctuation marks. Here are a few of them. ==================== I just called my two senators, so here's my call too. Al Franken: - call your reps (or go to hell) -endorse (or go to heaven) Mark: - go to heaven? -endorse (or go to hell) -gain 5 ranks? -bet w/money on horse races? (or go to hell) ==================== “Highly recommended. A nuanced look at the causes and effects of mental illness.” ==================== I.e. a dog who somehow knows how the ball works, and will go anywhere you ask. 2. The ball knows how to move the target, and will shoot anywhere that target will let it. 3. The target will always be within arm's reach, no matter how far away the dog gets. ==================== I think my favorite part is the last few lines. ==================== The moon was almost full today but due to some weird freak moon event, it is about as full as a can of beans. ==================== It looks eerily like a neural network generated knitting pattern. A bit tricky to compare to the original, IMO. (possible use case for neural networks in the near future: text-to-speech algorithms) ==================== Possibly the most hyperbolic neural net-generated pub names are the ones beginning with a H. This is most likely due to the HvZ texturing. H/T Bruce Preston for the naming advice). ==================== I hope this project is a success! If you have a suggestion for an AI movie, please let me know! ==================== For the book club: I read All of Stardust and A Mind's Eye and Bleepoban and it is SO GOOD. Recommend: read to the end ==================== The neural network tries to reproduce the lines by changing only a few characters. (algorithm: ) algorithm: (algorithm: )<|startoftext|>The recipe the neural network generated. It used the majority of the ingredients, except for the walnuts. ==================== I am thinking themed in the coolest way possible. A spider has a heart of stone and a rhino has no heart of stone. Who wants one of these? ==================== The neural net did not create this. It was not trained on chess games, for example. It was not trained on Go, for example. It was not even chess-playing AI at all. ==================== The model-fitting algorithm has a very unorthodox approach to hair. It combed through existing images of human hair and decided on the cutest/weirdest. Of course it's subjective, but this is what we thought it saw as human hair. It's also prone to noise, so it doesn't quite grab onto the  particular hairsprink  (oddly enough, hair also helps here) ==================== <|startoftext|>Pluto and Charmulus are my favorite {#FF ; ed) These two are pets of mine and people often assume I work in or retail. They're not. Always or . People also assume I'm a doctor if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a mathematician if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a scientist if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a musician if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a crafter if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a gamer if I'm lucky. That's not the case. Always or . People also assume I'm a geek if I'm lucky. That ==================== As far as I can tell, this is hovering over a bowl of oatmeal in the background. No birds or fish. Just some kind of menacing bird. BIRD. No. 88122. ==================== Supposing I was to do a story in 2017 - which seems like a reasonable bet since the next presidential election is just months away - what should it be? H/T Bruce Preston for the suggestion ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on the series of cat stories. In fact, it wrote the prologue. Which leads me to believe that it will be writing about cats as well. ==================== The neural network already has a recipe recipe for this. Serving suggestions: with bread, or w/o rye bread. Ideally with no cheese or relish. Serving suggestion: w/o relish or bread. ==================== And it's really hard to draw a cat. I tried counting to 10, but the algorithm does not seem to care about cat faces. ==================== An AI doesn't just write stuff. Here's a very good example of a very brave AI writing about a snow ploughing trip. Written by a very brave AI ==================== I mean - the neural network name is STILL the best. Neural network. But seriously, the new X-Men character names are pretty cool too. Mentions of baked beans. ==================== My friend Kelly Manley made these for the #SPIEngames. You can play them too, if you like. ascii ray trilobites, two-color raster views, top view algorithm: neural net x86_64 target architecture: x86_64_FLOAT encountered anvil and two pickled suckling pigs ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== I would love this. I would like eels in the morning. And... er, there's also supposed to be a giraffe sighting. ==================== Mind-melting zombie squid? Check. I-90 overpass caved in this morning. Water in gutter near cookie cutter outline. #roadmapaprilforyou ==================== I am thinking of doing one of these. How do you say NO to honey? ==================== Update: I trained a neural network to generate new names of British cars. Here are a few of my favorites. Cadbury Flake Blueberry Bingle Bingle Bug Bingle Bugle Bingle Bugle Bugle Bugle Bingle Bugle Bugle Bugle ==================== Unfiltered bunch of source images from my own process of annotating and texting to neural network ==================== I would love to reprint a figure from a 1998 proceeding in my upcoming book: Who should I contact about this? ==================== The neural network generated some of the most unsettling tennis players. "LIER" (an AI doubles as a human) ==================== Update: the neural network is NOT that biased. It was trained specifically on text with a certain length. Not sure what that length was, though. 500 characters? HAD IT. 1010 characters? BOUNCED. 1020+ characters? STILL HAVING PROBLEMS. WORKAROUND: leave a short message! ==================== I have never regretted following this bot ==================== The neural network would answer questions like "what are balls made of?" or "is there a staircase to hell?" depending on what you ask it. However, because I trained a neural network on questions about cats, I decided to see if the AI would be interested in questions about people. So I asked it to train on questions about cats. It did just fine. I think it was wondering why the heck not to when it said it did in fact try to answer questions about humans. ==================== So anyone who has driven through West Asheville knows how toxic the air can be. Plus, it used to be a lumber yard. But recently it's been TOO airy. ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural net fish species. Chilling in Tupperware ==================== I would like to watch the movie with the simulators on! ==================== The neural net was originally trained on pages linked to on reddit, so this is like coming home to roost. ==================== Who here has heard of the MIB? It's short for Meinong Biometrika Bank, one of the most advanced computer-generated banks of its kind. Wikipedia says it was once used for "personal data mining". ==================== One thing I like is the way in which they managed to add in a few extras. Like with the giraffe. in the movie. I got to see a bit of giraffe. in the *real* world. ==================== Just a light snack ==================== My book: essential advice for today's world! And it's free. It's just $0.99... - ==================== I think the hardest part is just the AI's inscrutable human emotions ==================== That's not to say that the neural network's recipes are entirely rational, however. It's one thing to write fan fiction based on actual recipes, but to do so while ignoring the thousands of other fantastic recipes is a bit rich. ==================== Nihilist? I really want to see what those look like ==================== someone pointed out that in fact Soto and Cucumber are actually from the same place. And oh, they're so good. ==================== The neural network's lines are, um, strangely poetic. The train loop is the best place to look for these. H/T Bruce Preston for the find! ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" and "Spread Flaming Throngeres on the Crabbe" ==================== The model trained on and GAN2 took these two very seriously. But the elephant in the room is the reason why the neural net was unable to see the humans' faces. They couldn't see our eyes, because our hair and teeth are black. They couldn't see our clothes, because our skin is black. They couldn't see our hands, because our hands are black. They couldn't see our feet, because our feet are black. They couldn't see my cat, because my cat is black. So the real reason the neural net was unable to see our faces is that we all wear the same outfit. Hands, please. Puny text to anyone caught out doing this: iMPHOTO10 If you like machine learning algorithms that are also incredibly insecure, I highly recommend! ==================== I did hear of a book that was based on an algorithm. How would you phrase it? ==================== My friend just received a copy of Things Fall By RD WL & the Goat and the Sparrow. ==================== I just used to do some simple math. Total Caravan Carpentry:1853 Machinery used to print the patterns:Machinery used to generate the patterns: Giraffe -> Roasting Chickpeas -> Vegan -> Honeycomb -> Potato -> Barley Machinery used to generate the patterns:Machinery used to generate the delicious new human/robot overlays: ==================== The neural network would never, ever, generate something this ridiculous. ==================== I know the recipe called for "butterflied" but I was worried it might be "butterflied" with "butterflied" instead ==================== For the #SkyKnit project: a brand new baby beagle, plus an assortment of other breeds and sizes. ==================== It looks so cozy! Is that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or have I not seen them before? ==================== In total darkness, a single hummingbird flies slowly across the sky. Can a human see it? Can a human touch it? Can a human click? ==================== The neural net #GladosForAll project has reached its funding goal! What a relief this small, scrappy startup costs! ==================== I'm just now catching up on the first few books in the series. They're definitely not as bleak as you might think. ==================== Supposing I were to do a neural network thing, what should it be called? Neural network? H/T, Neural Network Olympics ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at teddy bears. it tried its best. ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good handle on dragons. What's not to like? For more on the book, including an advance copy, click here: ==================== I, for one, welcome the '70s. ==================== The neural network would generate story titles that humans would understand. But it would also generate entirely new story titles that humans would never understand. ==================== Handsome, long, and strong. Draw whatever you like with this model, but watch out! (via ) ==================== The neural network's "bathtub" sounds like a contradiction in terms, but that's what I was hoping for. ==================== I wonder if this sort of thing is possible with machine learning algorithms. Any chance you could try looking at individual NN records for further analysis? ==================== System will automatically corrects - but it's a very small scale *and* unlikely to happen Ganesh Bhardwaj's painting skills are on display here meathead & all that jazz ==================== At least they didn’t drown in the rabbit hole. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of birds. Here are a few I particularly like. Swans: Oscillating waves lite, no-frills RVs: fancy recliner Horns: apocalyptic Boots: frilly but functional Edging: coffeetree Brass: bleeding edge but expensive Boots: functional but pricey Edging: skullcap Brass: functional but pricey Edging: fruit salad Food: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves Boots: frilly but expensive Edging: zombie Food: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves Boots: functional but pricey Edging: dinosaur Food: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves Boots: frilly but expensive Edging: unicorn Food: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves Boots: functional but pricey Edging: space_devil Food: grilled chicken breast with Kevlar gloves ==================== “There’s something about the upside-down universe that makes it easier to do harm than good.” ==================== <|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call: 1-855-RETWEET and I’ll respond within 24 hours. Today: chocolate cherry reserve, cupcakes Tomorrow: pretzel, gravy, cake Not today, not tomorrow, not fiftieth birthday: Every day: (*) where n=100000 iterations: 1. Start with 100 iterations of the same neural net 2. Add 200 iterations of the next neural net 3. Add 2200 more neural net iterations 4. Add 2104 more neural net iterations 5. Add 2104 more neural net iterations 6. Add 2104 more neural net iterations 7. Add 2218 more neural net iterations 8. Add 2124 more neural net iterations 9. Add 2124 more neural net iterations 10. Add 2124 more neural net iterations 11. Add 2124 more neural net ==================== They did it again today! Only this time they called ALL the states named in the... ==================== A neural network would generate the names of Marvel and DC characters, but not superheroes. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks! ==================== I guess not. The cat cafe is in the opposite corner. And there's a delicious cake... ==================== Of course. You are not an idiot for thinking of that. ==================== The problem with ["Brain Stuff"] is that it doesn't quite have the hang of it's own. The tutorial videos do a good job of teaching it that there ARE rules, and that sometimes those rules need to be obeyed. But the real talent here is in the thousands of lines of weird commentary that accompany the ruleset's most striking examples. The neural net did not create these, of course, and the thousands of examples it provided did not, technically, exist. But the tools for visualising and graphing them are so much nicer than the thousands of lines themselves. This is what tools for visualising and graphing neural net-generated fish would look like. There are no claws or spines or human faces or rats. It would look like this: ==================== An example of a really hard category for training a neural net given the limited dataset: "Shopping." I've labeled the images in bold. algorithm: pool of shopping malls magnitude: +0.7 *knows how to add zap here* ==================== So here we go. Fluffy bubble (blue) Bubble wrap (yellow) Bubble wrap (red) Bubble wrap (whitish) Blue (whitish) Now I need some of these. Any ideas? ==================== As if the crew aren't talented enough already. "This looks like a pancake!" "Overnight the recipe's recipe for broken pancakes became the new national dish." ==================== When your company is a multinational with tentacles everywhere, and you don't post a goddamn thing about it until it's too late. ==================== I'm just now learning of the horrible KissHeart text-to-speech synthesizer bot ==================== Occasionally they make quirky selections. For example, once they found a spider and a feather boa. ==================== I realize I forgot to post the answer to this! If you have a solution, please tell me! Thanks so much! ==================== But how to stop from compulsively clicking the "next best thing"? ==================== This is one of my favorite books too! It would be so easy to miss this gem of a beginning. ==================== An analogy I came up with: imagine if it was a powered armor suit instead of a computer screen. ==================== This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== <|startoftext|>For #MayTheFourth please enjoy these Flaming Thundersplontibbons from the #SkyKnit project. Left: sample top. Right: top hat. Left: one-handed. Right: one-handed. Left: one-handed. Right: one-handed. Left: one-handed. Right: one-handed. By Row 9 there are 386 stitches. At this point I'm pretty sure there's a bug in the algorithm causing these numbers to fluctuate wildly. #MayTheFourth<|startoftext|>Need a Halloween costume idea? I got you covered with these neural net-generated thundersplontibbons. Top: one-handed. Bottom: two-handed. Like the organic blobs in .pdf?<|startoftext|>The neural net's not done evolving yet. In fact it's getting better and better.<|startoftext|>What ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail: ==================== I trained a neural network on 220 rap songs, and these are the best-known by a long shot ==================== I think maybe it’s time we started thinking about life on other worlds too. ==================== I know neural networks are pattern-recognition algorithms incapable of sarcasm, but this takes the cake. the joke's on them ==================== I guess not. When you're done playing Farmville, the app will change your mind. ==================== I hope "Book-A-Thon" is a thing. :'( ==================== In the meantime, I've got links to a few others at - I'd recommend starting with textgenrnn, as that's all it takes. /r/deepaskalas are particularly interesting - they have a subreddit with over 10,000 subscribers. /u/MrJellyfish and I were talking about neural network jellyfish here: ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail: ==================== The #PlutoParty project is now up to 4096 submissions. Wow. Pluto is practically a trilobite. From top: There's just one problem: I don't exactly know what to expect of Pluto in the 21st century. Maybe it'll be like Titan? Oh yeah and in that case it'll be even weirder. ==================== Need a light snack? This recipe is for you! & more: ==================== The neural network has rated this quote as its favorite. Do the folks at make recordings of their own speeches? ==================== I just called, so here's mine. A bit about the neural network I trained on the internet: ==================== Has anyone else noticed cats peeing in the snow? ==================== the people have been giving a shit about this. h/t for the link ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== The robot uprising!! Did the ending just suggest it? ==================== Now up to 4862 entries. If you don't mind that I added a word vector to the top 100 to make it easier to read. ==================== The recipe the neural network generated, with lots of stuff I didn't add. The only thing I did add was "walnut" truffle" "oat" "chard" "kiribushi" "garnet" "ottercap" "cow" "rice" "oat" "chard" "oyster" "rice" "oat" "chard" "oyster" "rice" "oat" "chard" "oyster" "rice" ==================== At least they weren’t frog-themed. Via ==================== <|startoftext|>Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Advertisement Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF ==================== In case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the "background" ==================== I would definitely not condone overwhelming nasty subreddits with hard-to-detect bot-generated comments. ==================== <|startoftext|>A moment of silence in memory of those tragically lost souls. A giant orange ball in the sky. A dog sitting in the middle of the road. The dog walks. The car zooms in. It stops. The dog sits in the car. The car zooms in on the dog. The dog sits in the car. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms in on the dog. The car zooms ==================== It would be fascinating to see if textgenrnn is allowed to generate new animals. As it's written in the spec, it's not. But it's close. ==================== The neural network probably won't do pie. At least not without the cake. ==================== So if I was a betting man, what at least one species is this? HABITS PICK UP. #plushogriff #baby_green_ribbon #purple_ribbon #swamp_tree #wood_roof ==================== I can't believe I got to write this story Help me get to the end of the list ==================== There was a 27-story building just up the street from my office. It had indoor/outdoor plumbing. Now only buildings taller than 27 stories count. ==================== In the meantime, check out these other excellent scifi and fantasy articles from . And thanks for doing this! ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== “It’ll be so much fun running this on a platform, with real people!” ==================== According to this is "a group of people sitting around a campfire eating chili" Leaf Insects are the Coloradans! ==================== It's completely plausible that a neural network would invent these. The only problem is, we don't know whether they'd let us see their work. ==================== The neural network's heavy lifting is being done by humans, but the results are sometimes a bit fuzzier. Occasionally, though, as when I had to choose just one image from a huge pile to use as the background for a 2D game, the neural network was surprisingly good at it. Sometimes it made the image play out better than I did. Occasionally, though, as when I had to choose just one image from a huge pile to use as the background for a 2D game, the neural network was surprisingly bad at it. Sometimes it made the image play out worse than I did. I tried a few more random images and the neural net still had trouble with the bears. ==================== A new neural network recipe calls for...) Serving Suggestions: 1 tablespoon chicken stock 1 tablespoon brown lentils 1 tablespoon quinoa ...more... <|startoftext|>Intelligent recipe naming, showing how easily a neural network can get stuck in ruts. ==================== The neural network would not stop repeating the same corny psalms, and would stop at nothing to get to the end. I think it did get there, though. I don’t know how. ==================== For the #AstroDay hashtag! A tomato, a giraffe, and a pine are among the #AstroThings you'll see. ==================== The story goes something like this. - a telepathic, partially-organic wormhole materialised before my eyes - a group of us watched as it probed our computer vision for AI targets - the wormhole ended up writing the program that attacked us ==================== I talked with of about neural network-generated lines. Listen to the whole thing! ==================== Update: the neural net is TERRIBLE at . I've had worse. A hint: red . ==================== Aaa I love it! Also ITP 1382, "Farthand" and "Phantom" among others. ==================== If you like procedurally generated cats, you'll like this. More on the algorithm: ==================== I guess not. It is now or never for the biohacking movement. ==================== In fact they did it just 15 minutes apart! Gotta get this one over with. ==================== I'll be on today at about 5pm EST! Tune in, if you can! ==================== Teaser for the May 2015 Science Fiction Convention: wormholes and time travel. More on that in a sec. ==================== There's a meme going around that says if I ever write a book, it will be called Things Fall Apart by a sled dog (or something along those lines). How do I pronounce it? ==================== Next stop: Oakland, CA! ==================== The neural network generated some new fire ants. ==================== “The goal of the neural net is not to create art. The goal is to create paintings or landscapes that humans can walk on.” ==================== The neural network has learned to generate names of video game characters, but can't do mascots. Please adopt a neural network named Chris Matthews and name your Super Bowl LI game, or something. (via ) ==================== Next stop: Oakland, CA! ==================== What's great is that this problem is easily solvable by GAN. It just needs one line of code. ht for the recipe dataset attn: pls msg if you've got a recipe for this ==================== ““punk poop joke” is one of the best I've seen all year ==================== I am intrigued that this is one of the feeding selections ==================== The author does a good job of delving deep into the neural net's weirdest dialogues. Plus, in an interesting twist, the neural net adds a whole new take on an old dialogue. ==================== Human-knitter: ==================== The neural net's editing function is as clueless about algorithms as I am. They do know how AI works, though. They just don’t talk about it. ==================== This bot posts my entire contents as a meme. It does this for the FUCKING time. now with MORE psalms. please read ==================== The whole 'verse is represented by a neural network. I guess there's just something about snow. (pics in previous tweet) ==================== indeed! and it's free forever! ==================== The system has been tweaked a bit to ensure that the neural net is only doing one thing - copying the human form. As far as I know, this is the first time that an AI has copied a human form. h/t for the link ==================== I'm just now discovering that GAN games can be very, very difficult. Attempt two: ==================== Once the neural network has learned to blend in with humans, it is also learning to use humans as a source of delicious delicious neural net-generated cheese. For some reason, humans are also very good at generating cornflakes. ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this - I’ll see what I can do - and I will post a new neural net-generated article here ==================== I trained a neural network on Marvel/DC superheroes & decided to see how well they could predict the next #SuicideBot story in #AvengersAllDay ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== You could also build an AI that learned to read the human language. That's one approach. Or learn to do other things besides read the text. That's an entirely different approach. Maybe the human-knitter thing was causing the problems with the original dataset, not the other way around. ==================== I'm just now getting my hands on Dragon Age: Origins, but already reading an awful lot to begin with. What can I say? ==================== What I would really like to see in the near future is a bot that edits its article content to include the most relevant/consistent scientific findings. ==================== I would like to watch the bees from Mars. ==================== I am actually quite fond of the "Magical F Unicorn" theme. ==================== This bot posts %s sass on instagram, but is ultimately unfazed by the fact that her cat calls are actually human yells It’s difficult to say exactly what percentage of the population this algorithm was generated for, but it seems to be targeting an entirely different demographic ==================== There appears to be a 75% chance that your recipe will be posted as "not delicious" if you post it earlier than planned ==================== Little fossil is part of a family; cousins GAN and BLK. ==================== Some of these birds are attaining to the goal of attaining size-1. I wonder if it would be able to do automatic p.U.v.s for text? ==================== “We should note that while machine learning algorithms are prone to bias, it is not the programmer's fault if the resulting work is biased.” ==================== <|startoftext|>And I can stop being a dick and get an awful lot of interesting results just by typing in a few characters. For example, here's a list of all the AI-generated quotes in the book. From left to right:<|startoftext|>These will not turn into happy memories.<|startoftext|>Or will they? I’ll help. Go away. Go back to your deviantART page and tell me what to do with the book's missing sci-fi/fantasy quotes.<|startoftext|>This is one of the most delightful deviantART feeds you will find.<|startoftext|>DeviantART feeds are NOT textgenrnn neural nets<|startoftext|>Or very nearly. The art style is so fun.<|startoftext|>DeviantART:<|startoftext|>“it” BIG GARBA ==================== There was a model train in the middle of nowhere, but I've since moved on. Peace out! ==================== Here's the paper in progress (patches are coming fast!) ==================== And it's a VCR4. So it's a CRT, or like a flat panel TV, or a plasma screen. Which could mean a lot of things. ==================== Omg I need this ==================== Thanks! I actually had a much simpler algorithm for generating fish species, but that algorithm was more interested in generating new fish species than it was on generating new fish. ==================== I'm just now getting my draft of "Sneak expert" by . The book's going to be so much fun. ht for the idea! ==================== <|startoftext|>I've got something for every occasion! Today: - Apple cider - Apricot pie - Banana - Beer - Blubber - Buttered popcorn - Carrot - Chocolate - Corn - Crab - Egg - Extra crispy - Filling - Glitter - Jellyfish - King Crab - Maple - Pizza - Popcorn - Populated - Quill - Rasta - Salted - Shower - Small - Snorkeler - Snow - Snowbank - Snowball - Snowdrop - Snowman - Snowman - Snowbank - Snowman - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Snowbank - Baker - Boy Scout - Breakfast cereal - Burger - Butter ==================== Here's a project that is very much in the spirit of cross stitch patterns: a human face with tongue and cheekbones The algorithms do it first! ==================== How long did it take them? I've signed up for both now. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Help Wanted - I need a bathroom" ==================== The neural network will do your brain some serious damage. Left: Typical. Right: Braindead. I think the deer have seen enough badlands. #piwakawaka #kaempowat ==================== Update: I trained a neural network to generate new names of birds and mammals. Here are a few of my favorites. Apple Jack Russell Apple Jack Russell Papillon Quill Wing Squirrel Carrot Top Carrot Wing ==================== The neural net did not invent or develop the 1st neural network algorithms. Nor will it be able to. But it did invent some new algorithms that it is using to try to beat the game. Here's how it did it: ==================== The neural network would later be accused of committing the ultimate faux pas by not predicting the horseradish pie. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names of animals. Here are a few of my favorites. Gooseberry? Chocolate Sheep? Fluffy Weet? Something with a hoikie and a rat? ⚠️neural net: done ⚠️cats: dang it ⚠️dogs: this is art ==================== I think my absolute favorite part is the transition from brightly-colored spheres to tightly-packed spheres. It's so cute. ==================== I agree: "Newman said he's noticed more Asian Americans wearing make-up" ==================== Obviously there is more to discover, but right now the best bet is to see what apps you can get that do *something* with image recognition. Open to all! ==================== Someone pointed out that this neural net trained on already has a pretty good idea how the API works. It's just that they didn’t tell . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <|startoftext|>And technically the neural net was just FOLLOWING the directions in the article. The directions weren’t exactly clear though ==================== At least they didn’t use a neural network. ==================== My cat is in danger! Call your reps (or / send a letter) & tell me here. Glad you got a letter! Here's mine: Glad you got a letter. Here's mine: Glad you got a letter. Here's mine: Glad you got a letter. Here's mine: Take that, giant candy cane! #SaveTheScooters ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network gpt-2 is not that good at . It failed to get the joke. The joke is: "I give a dog ice cream for coming to my window" The neural net GPT-2: "I give a cat..." My cat is: My is: My x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x : x ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at "realistic human speech". At least not as "realistic" as or . I trained a neural net on "realistic human speech" and, well, it did make "realistic human speech" sound like it was a seriously messed-up croissant. ==================== “Water from the Lochnagar to the Anando river is life-giving and nutritious” ==================== I like how, instead of just writing down what it sees as the most dangerous situation, it tries to figure out what humans might do in that situation. For example, in the simulator, a lion is depicted as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, but a bear as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build and terrain type. So in the simulator a lion is depicted as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, but a bear as a very dangerous situation, depending on your build, and terrain type. ==================== I guess not. The neural network does understand "horse". In fact, it made this amazing discovery ==================== “Popcorn, of course, is the quintessential American food.” ==================== Next stop: Vancouver. ==================== The neural network has no idea how electricity works. It thinks it does because "light is absorbed in a crystal and scattered like snow". but really, it's just learning to survive in a dark room. ==================== I think a few more neural net-generated names would help. Seattle? ==================== These neural net-generated animal names aren’t pretty, but they ARE entertaining ==================== I tried to generate nicknames for a few animals, but came up with these: Rag, Bear, Kite, Gander, Hedgehog, Cricket, Snape, and Squib. ==================== A quick way to do this is with an existing neural network ==================== My labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! So excited! ==================== The article also mentions that this specific neural net was originally trained on two-year-old print versions of Nature, so it may or may not know that years ago they said to look for leaf litter near a fire. So it may or may not be looking for embers. Which are rare. And black holes.) ==================== The demo is available to watch via ==================== I'm reading this now. What do you think the ending is? ==================== I am thinking themed, but that's technically impossible. At least, not yet. I mean, themed around a certain theme park. ==================== The neural network's love of snowflakes was the fuel that led to its eventually leading to snowballs. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on Christmas carols, I should have seen this coming. ==================== The neural network would stop at naught but thjng. h/t for the link ==================== I just donated to Hal TV and the ACLU! They're fighting for your right to not be a robot! #shutdowntheAI ==================== So, if I was going to be writing a bunch of fan fiction, what novel should it be about? ==================== Animals on St. Patrick's Day in Boston. Wonderland, all over town. ==================== I think the best use for deep learning is in image recognition. IBM Watson can learn to distinguish humans from pictures of cats, for example. Can't believe they didn’t think of that. ==================== In case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the "background" ==================== My attempt at making a neural network learn to generate new cats and dogs. Their names are Vaguely Distorting, but that's about it. Their sizes are not important, as long as they're under 5'0" they'll do. Also giving this a try: #catsofa ==================== <|startoftext|>In late October, just a few days after the election, a Russian troll started posting #shutdowntheAI messages to some of my favorite subreddits. I used a neural network to try to reproduce the message-delivery/response behavior, and it was able to do so with remarkable fine-grained control. The archived GAN training set includes a huge amount of text that can & should be read as examples of this. But alas, because the neural net was trained on Reddit, it saw all the text and reacted in predictable and disturbing ways. It was particularly scary at low-to-mid-90s temps (though it also reacted unpredictably to -80s and below). The only thing that seems to have changed is that at some point during the response, the temperature went up. At that point, the human face really becomes conspicuous. At that point, the AI starts to act weirdly. ==================== As far as I can tell, this is the only neural network-generated pub names. Dubs Elm To ==================== The video talks about their work in more detail. Their paper: ==================== This is brilliant. ==================== I'm just now starting this!! Gotta start quick! ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. available: served in: message me if you want it as a "Hops" cocktail ==================== I am intrigued that neural networks are copying ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, as if those hieroglyphics could somehow be read. Also, the weird neural net codes in weird places. H/: ==================== It appears to be working on the huge dataset of psalms. I am tempted to try this feature. ==================== Neural network-based text generation is NOT the best strategy for generating new images, but it is hilarious to try. ==================== The neural network's entire output is now 5000 characters long, but I've annotated some of its more unusual lines with (*bold*) text. The lines below it are labelled D&D bios with typos corrected by the neural network. D&D character created by neural network trained on Marvel characters. Brought to you by... ? Biscuit's Tavern? I wonder if there's a similar orc-themed pub nearby. Any chance that could be a reference to something? ==================== I just launched a brand new neural net video! It features a squirrel eating some kind of candy. ==================== Update: I'm reading this now and this sounds amazing. Are there any? I want to read it! ==================== <|startoftext|>Supposing I was to do a story in the near future set in 2031, what should it be about? A bat colony is threatened by a swarm of giant rats. Bat colonies are ordered to create as many megastructures as possible. Bat colonies develop into the largest, most complex structures. Some of them are brightly colored. Eventually, as in real life, the bad guys win. In "Assured Destruction: The Story of AI" (free sample), playwright & philosopher Ro Gellhorn imagines a world in which AI is not only bad but also inevitable. At some point in the story, however, it decides to do good instead of evil. In the end, it tries to use good intentions to help some people. In the process, it forgets about some of the people it's hurting. In the end, it decides to try to help some people instead. In ==================== CHOCOLATE BOT ==================== I find it hard to believe that someone who clearly has not been to Alaska would think that this place looks like a lab. ==================== I have more neurons. How are they arranged? ==================== One thing about the neural net that I like is that it can be particularly creepy when you're not careful with your data. h/t for the link) ==================== The neural network wouldn't stop repeating the same corny things, and this one. Another example of the weird things the neural network can do. More on this: ==================== Just did this - left a message. Rest of the thread is worth reading too. Today we go:) ==================== There are now 541 Pokémon! And they are all from places you probably already know. #PlushGiraffeユーザ ==================== The funny, heartbreaking, and very stupid list goes on and on. The good news is it's totally free (plus has AIs in it for a reason). The bad news is it's completely free (plus has AIs in it for a reason). ==================== The tree is only down to about 20% yet it already has lost a tree. The only thing that seems to be standing is itself. H/T for the link ==================== The neural network is not that good at . It sometimes writes up failures as "Really?" but mostly it writes them up as "Not that bad" ==================== It's a Weka! Look at all those amazing wings! ==================== The neural net isn't that good at dates. It tried its best. ==================== For the 0.9 release, a neural network generated new ice cream flavors. For some reason, "raspberry" and "peach" became staples. ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good idea what is. It just needs to ask questions. ==================== this bot posts random gifs of cats, which it is SUPPOSED to like. however, reading the first few lines of its manifest, it is quite surprised that it is reading at all. ==================== The neural network's lines are sometimes stilted, sometimes hilarious, and mostly coherent. ==================== My favorite parts of a Comic convention are the parts I can’t share - the candid glimpses of costume & prop design. ==================== A few notes before I continue: a) this is a neural net, so it can' t possibly mean other things other than "cat" or "sand" b) this neural net is NOT that good at "cat names" c) there are lots of ways this list could go wrong, including the possibility that it's listing the wrong animals. And for some reason, it just assumed "cats" were the correct category. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, and they made their own. They called their own cars too. In fact they called a few of the cars from the video game. The neural network ended up with a vocabulary so vast that even the vast majority of its movies didn't fill in all the blanks. The result? This: Movie(s) with and without the dog. Dog in the snow. In the kitchen. Outdoors. In the kitchen. Outdoors. In the kitchen. Movie(s) without the dog. Outside. In the snow. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. In the snow. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. Outside. In the kitchen. ==================== This is what #NaNoWriMo looks like. It’s wonderful. Look at the pretty flowers. They are TOO HARD to find ==================== The neural network I trained to generate cats and dogs would stop short at humans if that cat or dog were human. At other times, it would become unusually friendly. At other times, it would stop dead. At other times, it would literally sing to drown out the background noise. At other times, it would do all of these things. ==================== This sort of thing is exactly why, although I was excited to get this shirt, the "real" reasons aren’t in the "bad" category. ==================== The neural network would accept no credit for the things you do with it. You are not a scientist until you tell the neural network what a car is and why it is a car. A human would reject your training data forever unless you told it to add a feather to a bird. ==================== A couple of the neural net-generated birds. The beak and the whiskers really stood out. Loves burritos. ==================== While I was doing all that I also trained a neural network to generate new names for cats, so there. The names of the cats are now officially shit. michael rodenbach michael rodenbach as a cuckoo chihuahua chihuahua as a four legged stool leopard gecko something with legs claw-o-matic claw-o-matic+texturing blubber-band blubber-band+texturing triceratops claw-o-matic+texturing claw-o-matic+texturing blubber-band ==================== Glad the #NaNoWriMo entry is getting some love - and that it's doing well at encouraging people to share! #thankyoufurson #shopify ==================== I would like to watch an anime or manga adaptation of this paper ==================== Awww that's so wonderful. Congrats. The next words to the neural net I'm going to randomly generate will be the next words the neural net was thinking when generating those first. gpt-2 has never been so creative ==================== It is time! We need to make this happen. Contact your reps, tell me here, & I'll post a neural network-generated C-3PO to you. ==================== So close ==================== So, after I posted the original neural network D&D spell, I got an email from a reader named Jitka. This is her D&D spell: Foul Image ==================== Unfiltered group of sights & sounds (from the wiki): ==================== The neural network trained on already has a pretty good sense of humor. (?“““ ==================== I encourage you to try this. The neural net trained on already has a story. Who is a character you may or may not like? The novel is written by a neural network trained on I am not a fan of long books, but this one is otherwise excellent ==================== Yup, that's me. Playing a SimCity-like game at my desk. Fancy things to do. ==================== My #NaNoWriMo entry is complete with a working copy of Kisho. And it's free till the end of the year. I'm doing a bit of light remodeling in the basement, expect halls of windows. 🦒🦒🦒🤖🥪 ==================== So pretty! #shutdowntheAI ==================== The neural network generated some superpowers for you to play with. The first of these is "Mule Deer" Lead image via Getty Images ==================== You are WRONG about syngeney. You are WRONG about most things. BUT you are right about this one. ==================== It works on too! NeuralTalk2: ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== For those asking, yes, the neural network did in fact generate the recipes. It just didn’t print them till after you asked the questions. ==================== The neural network's vocabulary is anything but "general." It did invent "house" which is a thing, but the place itself is a thing of its own. ==================== There's now a Tim Horton’s across the street from my place - if you call ahead, they'll take you! ==================== OCR thinks its a cat! but are you SPOOKY CAT? ==================== One of the most extraordinary neural network-generated foods is this. For some reason, it's very good at this. ==================== Those #SkyKnit tweets are getting weird. I wonder if some of the ribbing is legible. Any chance you could annotate some of the patterns with words? ==================== I just helped write the book on AI, thank you so much. Visit: ==================== Delighted to announce the induction into the Inner Circle of the Universe named Kitty Hawk! See you there!" ==================== I guess not. An AI would never lie. ==================== ““fear of deep thoughts” is one of the main reasons not to do AI music.” ==================== The neural network would NEVER do that! It would try to reproduce the sentence patterns, but they'd be random. The patterns would never match the sentence patterns. Except they did match the first sentence in the anthology, which is about a cat who gets stuck in a moat. Aww so sweet ==================== Now up to 397 entries! Please vote in the following order: RUTH_FRANKEN CAPT VADERBOE SCHWARTZ_BAGEKEEPER The Sudden Attack of Strawberry The Sudden Attack of Strawberry_XL The Sudden Attack of Strawberry_HEAD_TO_FISH ==================== A friend of mine built a snow globe in Alaska. You can see part 2 at ==================== The neural network would later redefine "cat" and "sand dune" to mean "dog". Dog or not? Dog or not? Dog or not? Dog or not? It redefines "cat" to mean "dinosaur" and "fruit basket" to mean "fruit barrel". ==================== <|startoftext|>My new lab computer desktop: warped wood paneling, giant eyeballs. Made with Octopi. 3<|startoftext|>Omg I need this<|startoftext|>The Octopus Project is such a sweet organization.<|startoftext|>Thanks in part to some volunteer labor, the octopuses in this experiment (and in the lab) are no longer just animals. They're now living things.<|startoftext|>In fact they're part plant, part mammal. Kinda makes you wonder if there's a difference between living things and plants.<|startoftext|>And the reason the lab's laptops are so unstable:<|startoftext|>The lab's LED system is controlled by a neural network, which is itself a neural network.<|startoftext|>Ooh and the worms.<|startoftext|>The image classifier doesn't even say what kind of metal this worm is. ==================== but coloring the X axis with a single click is _VERY_ challenging ==================== The neural network would generate new pizza flavors, but since we're talking pies here, I'll let it use whatever flavors come to mind. ==================== The neural net has generated some of the most disturbing playgrounds. Help kids with eye movement! ==================== It looks so cozy! Was that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too? ==================== The neural net met all your criteria: bald eagle, mountain goat, metal band ==================== It's there because we didn’t ask it to be there. Here is where you can see the map it made while we were’re doing this. We did end up changing the channel there quite a bit though ==================== The article also mentions the oft-discussed "double-dipping" problem, in which two neural nets try to combine their data for a picture. "The researchers said they were surprised it managed to combine the two types of images - given how similar they were drawn to each other, it was likely doing so to some extent." ==================== Ms. Frizzle gets an award! This looks delicious. #shutdowntheAI ==================== This is one of those cases. As far as I could tell, the cat was just standing there, not walking. I think the mouse was clicking on its tail. I don't know why the mouse didn't click when the dish was pushed back. Maybe it was just as busy making sure the bowl and spoons were empty as clearing the way for the food dish. ==================== I'm reading this now! ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Someone please use this" or "Whatever you do, don't take the Beard From This" ==================== Or take this short experiment: ==================== <|startoftext|>But if the AI can be trusted to make moral decisions, why does it lie? And why does it cheat? neural net: do you have a job? human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: neural net: human: ne ==================== I know neural nets are *extremely* prone to the "double-doubles" bug, but still. Every once in a while, though, apparently they stop glowing. At least they did for a while after I switched them off. I'm still waiting for an explanation. The book?s already written. ==================== This is one of the most delightful neural net-themed lines. "I’ve had enough of robots." - ==================== I'm just now getting my books, and my cat is in heaven. 🦒🦒🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈🦒🏈 This will be our last chance to see him play Doctor Who before he gets a career as an actor. "The Doctor Who story...is about a time traveler who must deal with a sentient computer." - what I want to know is, how does it deal with non-human computers? ==================== You can play the AI-generated rpg. I played it) ==================== <|startoftext|>In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on chess games, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on soccer games, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on paint colors, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on paint colors, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on lines, and on lines in particular, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on lines, and on lines in particular, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on lines, and on lines in particular, I should have known better. In retrospect, when I trained a neural network on lines, and on lines in particular, I should have known better. In retrospect, when ==================== The neural network generated a bunch of nonsense English words. For example: BULLSHIT BIG SHIT BUTTSHIT ==================== The model trained on drew this. It's not perfect, but it's close. ==================== I guess not. but if you give it the story of the last ten minutes, it will invent new HAT00001 ==================== The neural network's puns have some serious life. (the pun on the "do you have a heart attack?" part is from before I started this) ==================== <|startoftext|>In the mean while I was at I caught some lectures from . The audio is loopy, the slides are scary, and the WYSIWYG theme is the worst. The slides are at . I am trying to find a way to whitelist this :( Also, the neural net tried to generate Halloween costumes, but ended up with generic ninja costumes. Also, the neural net tried to add cat ears, but that resulted in a muzzle Plus some fish heads and skates. Lots more at : <|startoftext|>The neural net is NOT that good at Halloween costumes. At least not the ones that has class. At least when I asked it to try, it managed to make KFC look spooky.<|startoftext|>The neural net at its best, trying to make KFC look spooky. At its worst, ==================== Not the first time i've heard of this, though. Common malady affecting a lot of datasets: underfitting, unmeasured-difference, etc. I trained a neural net on 91,000 US cases, and in no way do i believe this to be a joke. Here's a list of some of the weird things it found. ==================== Is there a difference between a neural network and a neural network with text? ==================== My own bot-generated novel is called The Raven in the Dark. Can you tell? ==================== ... your browser, at least, doesn't support the "online book club" feature. You can try to use one of these, though: ==================== The new [[Create An Avatar|]]. Find your inner geek and play it safe. ==================== Actually the neural net could be even weirder. It found the cake recipe to be "fart" until the end, at which point it switched to "cat" or "submarine" depending on the ingredient list. See below. ==================== The neural network learning to generate news articles based on text strings. This is a bit troubling because it seems to be telling the time machine story all wrong. ==================== I wonder if there's a similar machine learning library for image recognition. A neural network might be able to write storybooks like this. ==================== Donated to a few different causes, here are a few more reasons why you should give some thinking to the neural network's aesthetic. The Last Jedi was great fun, by the way. Thanks, Campbell. ==================== Supposing I was to do a crochet version of Shark Tank. Which would you want to see in the water? ==================== a neural network is not a jello salad, per se but it sure can be worse ==================== It looks eerily like an old hunting lodge. ==================== The neural network I've been training to generate recipes is also trained on the set of Grimm names. Grimm: E881 ==================== <|startoftext|>Humans will mess up your automated everything. chickenjoke.py - a neural cheese grater supplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text marshmallow.py - original CIMU-121 marshmallow.txt - with extension marshmallow.css - with extra marshmallows marshmallow.png - 1024x1024 marshmallow.bmp - with extra marshmallows marshmallow.png - with extra marshmallows marshmallow.bmp - with extra marshmallows chickenjoke.py - a neural cheese grater supplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text supplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text supplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text supplied with 0.5kb of CIMU-121 text chickenjoke.py - ==================== It's there! But you have to click a link to actually read the article. ==================== <|startoftext|>You are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are WRONG about computers. Computer programs are ==================== And I really enjoyed this song. ==================== Breaking news: my cat is… #spidersareourfriends ==================== <|startoftext|>I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. Serving as background: neural net cocktails. Serving as drink: Serving as garnish: For some reason: served with Notes on serving: left as a comment... Serving suggestion: serve with crab cakes. Crabs only. Serving suggestion: serve with wyvern biscuits. Same principle applies to beverages. Serving suggestion: serve with 'tardigrade cocktail'. Serving hint: serve with crab cake. Serving suggestion: serve with "terrible's" and "thunderbird" cocktails. Serving suggestion: serve with "terrible's" and "thunderbird" cocktails. Serving suggestion: serve with "twelfth" and "thunderbird" cocktails. Serving suggestion: serve with "twelfth" and "thunderbird" cocktails. ==================== I don't know what the effects of +strategies= would be, but I would imagine that +strategies= would occasionally give rise to entirely new AI thought processes. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate Christmas movies, but the results were a bit more unpredictable. For some reason, robots were much more predictable. ==================== It is great! Thanks so much ! More coming! ==================== Many thanks to for the link! ==================== <|startoftext|>Here's a couple of the neural nets that Wretched Crayola dreamed up. The lions are humans, the bears are horses, etc. The sheep are now at large. The ai-generated map only included lions, so it didn't take into account the fact that some species have sharp feline teeth or claws. In fact, the ai thought the entire planet were cats until it was told there were sheep. The ai was originally trained on pages linked from the internet, so it has never seen an actual webpage. But it has huge memory and can remember lion cubs crying. It can remember sheep crying. It can remember a cat crying. It can remember a dog crying. It can remember a person crying. It can even remember a plane crashing into a building. It can remember a building collapsing around them. But not a single building being here. Not a single ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names of fireworks, and they showed a disturbing tendency to blow up. In fact, they showed a disturbing tendency to do massive damage to cities. In particular, to Pyrotechnics? Explosive set? Explosive bridge? ==================== If you ask Visual Chatbot to generate new names for existing animals, it does a pretty convincing job of it. One minor quirk: it never named an elephant "daddy". Human names are weird. H/T Bruce Preston for the useful links ==================== I am delighted by the diversity of the Staggies and the way they explore and use ==================== Omg I need this ==================== It was also curious that the folks were so particular about these humans. I asked my own neural network about the state of play for this hypothetical AI, and got this response: ==================== In fact they're not that different from one another in style and content. The only real difference is textgenrnn's propensity to generate nonsense text. That may or may not be a bug. ==================== Trying to fit all the images into the current dataset size. At the moment I have: Lola Bear - Snowman ==================== Thing is: the model is 100% accurate when it comes to predicting the results of my training data. But it did express itself in unexpected ways. ==================== The neural network's music has a certain charm to it. Like a neural net trying to blend in with a crowd. ==================== The novel's structure is SO FUN to watch unfold. ==================== I know neural networks are prone to human bias, but this one? This could very well be a favor. Some humans might consider this a favor? ==================== The cat cafe is within walking distance. And there's plenty of room at the back. ==================== A few more judged neural net psalms. I suspect there's something in the original 600 I haven't counted. Gods ohgods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods Gods ==================== At least Watson and Crick did something useful with this data. New Scientist: ==================== A few more stylized images: ==================== Others have commented on the low-quality photos in the original paper. I particularly like this: ==================== The neural network is not that good at though. It tried to add words to each picture and ended up with lines. That is, if lets it. I trained a neural network to generate new lines. I think it did just about as well as you might expect. It added some more lines to the above one. I don't know how it did that. Maybe it just used the last two characters from the title? ==================== She wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her. ==================== Minimalist yet powerful neural network ==================== I forgot the cat cafe has cat trees! So pretty! ==================== Just did this! it's like morphing from cheese to crackers. ==================== I’ll add “strange discworld dreams” to the known side effects of reading my blog ==================== This sounds really good. Bought the bundle. ==================== They’re-’king-tongues, ai.ai ==================== Now up to 3800 submissions! Here are the most frequently-entered: dragon bird fish roach claw ==================== The neural network also invented new halloween costumes, and I wish I could be their ruler. ==================== It works beautifully! Going to have fun playing with this. ==================== It is time to start thinking about AI in the context of human-knitter collaboration and other like-minded projects. ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. Serving as reference: ==================== I am thinking themed - based on the predicted topics. Machine learning: AI, creative destruction, autonomous weapons Terrible things: giant space pigs ==================== Plant that! "There were no eggs in the original recipe, and the children were suddenly bombarded with unpronounced ingredients." - ==================== I've got some neural net generated text you may or may not want to send this to your reps. I'm including a link to the memo in the article so people can read it too. ==================== “It is not the place for the faint of heart or the sensitive.” Great site & good reason to explore further ==================== btw is there a free Chrome extension that adds a newline at the end of lines? because I don't see it in the output. sololol <|startoftext|>Paw not pointed at it, but the cat is pointing straight ahead This is a Kibble Cat. Good thing this is not a live ocelot because that would mean the kibble was pointing at the eye. ==================== Every once in a while I'll get an email from a person who's contacted their reps and is waiting for a letter from their state rep. (Which they're almost guaranteed to get) ==================== The brain-bending weirdness of #ffxlink it’s a thing ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! Thoughts from today? I'll take a stab at it. ==================== Possibly the most exciting thing about this work is its ability to change subject. From here on out, the only subjects are those of interest to the neural network. ==================== The neural network could have predicted the song very well, given the title and lyrics. It just didn’t care that much about the actual neural network lyrics. It did care about the ai-generated ones. ==================== You are WRONG about one thing: crimsons. Crim! ==================== A few more suggested lines: You're a wonderful computer science student, and I really enjoyed watching your work. I'd love to reprint your work here. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names of firework displays. Here are a few of my favorites. Fireworks Machine gun Gunpowder Sticky T Blubber Blubber fired by a laser Blubber fired at a distance of 10m Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun also laser-guarded Machine gunner's gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun Machine gunner's gun ==================== A few more unexpected AIs: ==================== I'm training this neural network to generate Christmas movies and it's coming up with new characters from old films. But first it wants to make sure it's not making the wrong characters. Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Nowadays, when this neural network's Christmas movies aren't set in a snow globe or on Christmas morning, they're a bit more convincing. (Came across this one somewhere in Costa Mesa, CA.) ==================== athletes do in fact have psyches. they just don’t use them for the good stuff. — AIs Learning to Play The Human/Fozzie Game (@AInDeepMind) February 9, 2017 Glad the sequel is doing so well at encouraging its readers to play the original game. #AInTheLoop ==================== But I'm just an AI ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Newly Added Burning Man Camps: Omigosh, I'm On The Lists! Camps are colored according to their attendees, which is a pretty cool way to start a new camp. I'm On The Lists Again, However, This Time Blue: Attendees who brought blankets or sleeping bags. Purple: Attendees who brought lawn furniture or stools. Gold: Faculty/staff members. I'm On The Lists Again, However, This Time Blue: Faculty and staff. Purple: Some vendors. Gold: Hot dogs. I'm On The Lists Again, however, This Time Blue: Some vendors. Purple: Some vendors. Gold: Beef jerky. I'm On The Lists Again, however, This Time Blue: A few vendors. Purple: A few vendors. ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions & giving out free swatches! ==================== It’s a Wolf of North Country, after all. And boy is that a scary hunk of hairy fur. ==================== See you there! ==================== a female lead in a male-driven adventure game ==================== I just called mine. My hashtag is: #savethebands ==================== The neural network would not stop repeating the same corny '90s music videos. ==================== She was also on there asking for Miley Cyrus. Mind if I take a look? ==================== I guess deep learning isn't making music the way light bulbs and bookcases did. At least not yet. Here's what "Farthand" might sound like. #paw not pointed out as a major blind spot in neural net's music - instead pointing out obvious audio/visual biases. #ascendentmusic ==================== Can someone point me to a reputable dataset of fluffernutter fluffernutter fluffernutter? thanks so much! ==================== This is one reason why machine learning algorithms are prone to bias: technically, they're just following the data that humans give them. However, this bias can also mean that the algorithm did in fact follow the data that humans gave it. ==================== It was really fun travelling to NYC last week to tape some video for #FutureOfArt ==================== <|startoftext|>I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. The cocktail: Fart - Chilled Tangerine - Sparkling Repentant - Iconic Mixologist - Local Tongue In Shower - Word Count: 384 Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Tongue In Shower - Word Count: 392 Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Tongue In Shower - Word Count: 392 Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Tongue In Shower - Word Count: 392 Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: 6.9% Alcohol By Volume: (via )<|startoftext| ==================== It seems like there should be an option to suppress the noise from the cat. ==================== I'm just now getting around to watching the new #murderbot videos. If you've got a streaming video or local DVR, I highly recommend getting a copy! ==================== The neural network would then do the rest. If there were any dragons in the story, it would do their dragon names, and more. Original post here: As far as I know, this is the first time anybody's reported on a problem with neural network generated dragons. None the less, some caution. In "technical death metal" as described by The dragons in your nightmares. ==================== As far as I know, this is the first time a neural network has generated a recipe ingredient list that didn't make sense. I mean, this is a neural network? This sounds more sophisticated than some of the machine learning recipes. ==================== Left a message. Will try again later: (note the difference) ==================== The place to find these: ==================== I would love this! ==================== This one is for a Kramaracka. "No, no, Kramaracka, it's not time for that." - the neural net - <|startoftext|>Neural network ice cream flavors flit from one end of the spectrum to the other. ==================== A few more outputs: ==================== Clearly not the first time I've heard of this, but I'm doing an experiment in STATIONS and STARS ==================== The neural network #WisdomOfTheRichList does not quite have the hang of spreadsheet operations, but is doing pretty well at it anyway ==================== No danger here, nothing to worry about. A neural network will do your fancy. ==================== There are so many gems in the raw neural net output here looking for more. trying to find something else to read. i am so looking forward to it! ==================== The neural network literally wrote this book. The only downside is that it's going to have to do some work. In the meantime, here's a few more neural net grocery store mascots. Adorable, right? ==================== I just called mine! My call is: 1) Lily, 2) Meteria, 3) Dorkwood, 4) Gander, 5) Hogback, 6) Notch potatoes, 7) notch potatoes, 8) notch potatoes, 9) notch potatoes, 10) Call your senators, tell me here, and I'll use some neural net math to see what your bodies will make of it. — Ginnsford is a COCKTAIL CAT ==================== Oh cool, you are one of the very first authors I've heard of. Any chance you could help out with a dataset yet? ==================== Since it's #InternationalSlothDay here is the bobble-head of a very sick creature. It is CRYING. ==================== In fact the filter is even *better* at catching dragons. ==================== I would like to watch humans try to play these games. Humans are so much fun. ==================== Visual Chatbot is on our side! Amazon: ==================== The neural network trained on Christmas carols produced this entirely new collection of carols. Some of these may or may not be in the style of the originals, depending on what you ask it. But they all have the quality and spirit of one. ==================== Weird, has a neural network writeup! It's called something else altogether, but that's okay, 's neural net. ==================== At least Watson thinks she does. "There's nothing quite like the feeling of exploring an unfamiliar city or town, or of standing on a strange, magical island. Cities and towns and villages have a way of seeming almost real." - from her previous answer - here's the new one. hl ==================== The GAN can handle images with pixel depths of less than 32 bits. Does it handle 256 bits or 512 bits? Possible use case for deep learning image recognition algorithms: high-contrast images with tiny pixels. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== The neural net trained on already has a pretty good idea who I am. "You're A Song?" it asks. "Yeah, I'm That Other One" "This is daisies, here" "Oompah Band" ==================== In case you were wondering who this algorithm's favorite Marvel character is, this is what happened when it was told to remove the "background" ==================== <|startoftext|>The problem could also be that the neural net is writing the story of the simulation. After all, it did invent clones, right? <|startoftext|>But the story should be about how we got to where we are, right? After all, the story of SimCity starts with the discovery of a water source, and ends with the discovery of the oil. And that's pretty cool.<|startoftext|>And if the story of the simulation is about oil, why isn't it about a water source?<|startoftext|>It's not about the oil, it's about the hard work of creating an ecosystem that grows oil and then uses it to make soap.<|startoftext|>This sort of thing is why the whole wiki is written in stone<|startoftext|>Also, I guess the simulation doesn't have the luxury of editing text. It can only do text-based edits.<|startoftext|> ==================== The neural network has a word for when your neural network doesn’t quite get what you’re doing. "Not connecting the dots" ( generated these automatically) ==================== I was going to say "static electricity" but that would confuse the heck out of me. at least "light from a very bright star" would get the job done. ==================== I have a friend who once slept in an airplane bed with a giant white spider. ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== Supposing I was to do a book? First: what is this? And second: what is this? — <|startoftext|>And for my second book, I'm doing an original SF story in which I'm not an AI but a computer —<|startoftext|>For the weird and the wonderful, a neural network did the best at generating Christmas movies —<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? thanks so much! ==================== Quick, everyone, sign up for 's mailing list so you can be among the first to know about our research! ==================== At first glance I thought all the fish on the map were red, but a closer look reveals they're actually colored from satellite data! ==================== Here's the article, which did not state who they were critiquing, nor did they mention the numerous flaws in the original dataset. It is with great sadness that I learn that my favorite authors are no longer at it. ==================== The neural network also learned to generate names of public goods and places. For example, here's what it did for the Maryland statehouse. Machine-learning algorithms are weird. Machine-learning algorithms are also bad at this last bit. ==================== I used 's voice generator to generate some new voiceover narrations. (50% accuracy at 1,250 words/word count) ==================== I realize I forgot to post the answer to this! The answer is: RoboCop ==================== ““For a while now, Siri has been giving me strange neural net recipes. I’ll try to trace them back to the recipe dataset I used for the original Siri tutorial.” ==================== All the graphics in this repo are open source! If you use one of them, tell me! ==================== I'm just getting started on this book, and can’t wait to see what crazy things people draw in the resulting stories. (p. xii) ==================== A few more outputs from an inspired neural network trained on Shakespeare plays and comedies: ==================== I'm just getting started on Conv208 which is currently at 192x cross section. Anyone got a TI-83? ==================== The neural net did not get it's facts exactly. It made some mistakes. ==================== I was 6 and it had: 1) a robot who was trying to eat my face 2) 2 aliens whose language I couldn’t understand 3) a steampunk reactor 4) a golem ridden by 10,000 orcs. Now I am 27 and still learning. pls share this! ==================== This sounds good. Ordered. ==================== For real this time? Sign up for a commercial email list & get an awesome free ebook. ==================== Your neural net recipes are not YET edible. Try my neural net-inspired D&D character bios. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "I Walk among Wolves on the Ghost Ship" ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to generate Christmas carols, it was probably the cuckoo's baby. Bonus: results from an earlier version of the neural net that made no sense. H/T Bruce Preston for the original dataset and the dataset as a whole ==================== I think maybe I need one of these. /r/awlias has plenty of them. More on the project: ==================== The D&D Monster Manual (which has had some fine tuning) Tried to simplify it a bit, to make it easier to read - but the @@fontfamily@@ is still very much a D&D thing. ==================== Atomic or Not? How We Can Win at the Not-So-Spectacular Tile Level by  Motek Moyen Why these two? Because they're called "Dr. Who" and "The Avengers". "The Mayor" is from "BioShock Infinite". "The Computer" is a collaboration with Jaron Lukas on "Toaster". "Toaster" is based on a cake recipe from Martha Stewart's blog. "Apple" is from "Penguin". "Toaster" is based on a toaster-oven pie recipe from Martha Stewart's blog. "Banana" is a collaboration w "Butter Chicken" by Amber on Periscope. "Chicken Breasts" are from "Porcupine". ==================== Although I did briefly consider the prospect of aspicuously placed Steelseries. h/t for the link ==================== But the neural network's going to be writing D&D bios, and character bios, and encyclopedia bios, and everything. Glad the last of these survive me. ==================== <|startoftext|>A new version of this already exists (https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9j0XUWV0WVk0VXVjk0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0d0 ==================== Since it's #InternationalSlothDay here is my attempt at creating an all-caps alt textured neural net hive mind ==================== I would imagine it would be just fine on *some* networks. ==================== I am just now able to get into YouTube privacy! Prank: ==================== One last look at the GAN training dataset from earlier this week. The similarities stop there. ==================== Has anyone seen this before? ==================== I’m a data scientist by training and studying algorithms. By day I'm a software engineer, and by night a trilobite. By day I'm a trilobite, and by night a giraffe. By ,+ bird+ on On the one hand I'm handsome, and on the other I've got a beard and a snorkeler. By Jodi Picoult ==================== “Most ingredients are vegan or gluten-free,” says Carel. ==================== The only time I've heard of a neural network generating puns was in reference to those time-honoured neural network puns. ==================== My mom's cooking some sort of awesome vegan chili tonight! Vegan chili, please! ==================== Pluto's a bit fuzzy; I'm guessing it saw something but couldn't figure out what. Probably just a bit unnerved by the huge pixels. ==================== I highly recommend[, annotates with *ahem*): ==================== There's a neural network that does exactly what it's asked to do. It writes nonsense. It even wrote nonsense about pizza. But it also wrote nonsense about pizza, and about [fill in the blanks here] So I guess it's not that surprising that it can't produce stories that aren't about pizzerias. ==================== BTW is that a giraffe or a swan? ==================== I really enjoy the Green Lantern series. Like the one with the goblet. . . well worth a read. ==================== One that I really enjoyed was the one that started with "What if I were a bird?" and ended with "What if I were a dog?" ==================== I'm just now getting my hands on the retail version, but already the first things are telling. Advertisement The AI character is particularly unsettling: in one scene she has a completely different personality than in others. I'm particularly interested to see what the AI character thinks of you. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" ==================== In truth, the neural network's extensive culinary background enabled it to produce some of the most delightful recipes. For example: - This steak is GOLD. - Sirloin is STRONG. - American chicken is nothing if not adaptable. ==================== Okay, here's mine. Cameo with an apple, a twig, and a post office box. An apple, an apple, and an apple ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== Just did this - left a message. Rest of the thread is worth reading too. Part 2:) ==================== The neural network crapped out in its own garbage. It made its home in the most unlikely places: human urine. Humans will mess up your automated everything. ==================== My first neural network-generated pub names are unexpectedly rude. Arse Inn, neural net? Load Hotel? Really? ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network is not that good at it's terrible, but and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and ==================== Omg read the first two lines. These are the WORST. This is so so so so so wonderful Don't run out! BECOME A CHARACTER in this book! ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some nasty things to your computer. Tech Enabled: I’ve Had Worse Things Due to AI ==================== Note to Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg: read my post. You will not be disappointed. The whole thread: ==================== The neural network is not that good at - but at least it learned to bend time to fit the image. at 1:30 this is how they did it. the neural net probably learned to do this from the internet. at 1:30 they bend time so the cat is in the winter and the snow drifts inwards until you can see the cheshire cat. ==================== My research interests cover a wide variety of topics, and my PhD research interests include but are not limited to: 1. Computation error 2. Computation dampening 3. Algorithm learning 4. Image recognition algorithms 5. Image segmentation 6. Image smoothing 7. Image rotations 8. Image translation 9. Image GAN algorithms 10. Image GAN models 11. Image GAN tournaments 12. Image GAN flip flops 13. Image GAN flip flops 14. Image GAN flip flops 15. Image GAN flip flops 16. Image GAN flip flops 17. Image GAN flip flops 18. 19. Self-aware AI 20. Entertainment facility 21. Simulation facility ==================== The neural network now says to make your own onion rings. But I'm not making any onion rings. At least, not yet. But I am, as far as I know, making only public key PGP signed onion rings. Which are, um, not very good. I would like to try signing onion rings for PGP. Trial onion ring? Possibly edible. But probably not textgenrnn signable. Not for the faint of heart. ==================== I know neural networks are *deep* into textgenrnn, but was that before they saw the Halloween costumes? (2 of 3) ==================== “In a weird twist, this whole project is actually about helping autistic people learn how the neural network works.” ==================== I've got some killer apricot stories! The only thing I can't figure out is what kind of crazy apricot it is. Maybe it's the crazy apricot? Or maybe all apricots are nuts. ==================== I was 5 and it had: 1. A dog sitting in a car 2. A bear in a bear den 3. A boat in the water 4. A baseball 5. A taco 6. A scooter 7. A van 8. A park bench 9. A rocking chair 10. A gnome 11. A candle 12. A fire 13. A lava lamp 14. A beeping bird ==================== The neural net trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, and now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== I am intrigued that the people of Flint, Michigan, would elect to keep their water source from becoming contaminated with lead. Michigan just banned lead in municipal drinking water. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 29, 2014 ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they told us not to use the real ones. I trained another neural network to generate new fireworks, and these too were told not to use the fireworks. I trained a third neural network to generate new titles, and again these too were told not to use the fireworks. I trained a fourth, more sophisticated, and (as far as we know) uncritrolled neural network to generate new titles, and this time they were no stranger to cheese. (One of the cows was actually from Antarctica.) ==================== Omg read the first two lines! They're so long and rambling. Highly recommend this one. ==================== Although many flowers seem to be generated randomly, this neural network did invent new ones. Horseradish, chocolate, and skeletons all generated by one neural network. ==================== I have been following NeuralTalk2's progress & would be very surprised if it crashed its training data... unless I disturb its work-around.by ==================== It's a VCR4, folks. Official website: Github: Trello: Twitter: Yelp: Beth: Beth: Hobbit: ==================== Looking forward to it! ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Not So Frighteningly Cryptic" ==================== <|startoftext|>Just used parrot to translate the title of this blog post into Would translate to English ? Parrot: Translator: Adversarial attacks: taking personal information and running a con on it The "ought" part is when I was training the neural net, not when the model was actually executing the sentence. Machine learning algorithms are notoriously bad at "ought". It's like trying to write a list of "is"s - worst that can happen is writing "is", or worse. — Mindy Lieuwen<|startoftext|>The whole "is" thing is a huge waste of time, and resources. If anything, a bigger waste of time. Machine learning algorithms are terrible at "should". But they're even worse at "is". Machine learning algorithms are terrible at "is". Machine learning algorithms are terrible at "is". ==================== This is the sort of thing you'd expect to see in an AI research grant proposal. Loved the part where they suggested I try to add the whole chicken ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== System has problems reading text. Please fix! ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Achievement Unlocked: My Little Pony" depending on your mood. Say hello to "Aurora of No Consequences" or "Aurora of No Consequences at All" depending on your mood. Call or your reps, tell me here, and I'll post a neural net generated pie for you. ==================== This is a very well-crafted metaphor for the way AI can learn to do certain things. The metaphor works beautifully well in this book. ==================== I might have to see if I can borrow some trilobites. ==================== Inventing new animals & My Little Pony characters via DeepMind's AI keyboard. My Little Pony characters: Rainbow Rocks Pegasus Inexplicably popular ==================== I forget what this was called, or what it was like. Maybe "light" or "medium" ==================== The neural network's entire output was always "boulder" but now that I think about it, that might have been the most accurate description. Ever. #projectcollider ==================== Algorithmic beatboxing collaboration sounds pretty rad. ==================== In a strange twist on “robots are coming for my job,\" this sort of thing is not limited to AI. In fact, it seems to be happening more frequently. h/t for the link ==================== Note to whoever is operating these airports: be very careful what you wish for. ==================== So to speak, a neural network generates poetry. "O poems, Faint as the snow-white of the moon" (TM and GF the dragons) ==================== <|startoftext|>There's a place for AI music, but it has to follow the composer's directions. To explore other AI's music, type: or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or ==================== Just saw this video and can confirm: neural net cocktails are *NOT* corn pudding ==================== i think the term "Wretched sconce" was coined by an AI researcher h/t Dan Ulman for the finding) ==================== The recipe itself is from within earshot of someone else's analysis of the neural net gourmet cookbook ==================== DMs temporarily open for people who’d rather send their email address that way. ==================== now with MORE PIE ==================== They’re not applesauce, Sir Nigel; they’re not even prunes. They’re just apples. And mushrooms. And ditches. And a statue of Sir Nigel. I tried to get a better handle on their powers. Will try again. ==================== At 1:00 pm today in Boulder, CO, we're holding a bake sale! - canned goods last! - donuts last! - sausage rolls last! ==================== I tried to do a neural network-based transcription of "Stinging Willow" but the algorithms got it wrong 100% of the time. So it's a bit speculative. More on this: ==================== I understand people are saying they had fun with the r/pics of poodles ==================== I like how in an attempt to imitate my machine learning model, they (presumably) added some human interactions. One example: the algorithm tried calling itself but was actually calling itself Architectural Stone by 1st.april. h/t for the lead) ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do something incredibly dangerous. ==================== The neural network knows exactly what is trying to say. The problem is that it can't possibly translate it into English. ==================== I am selected from a larger group of neural net-generated cats & dogs. Winner is Daisy Donut. ==================== Update: it’s official. The AI does not get it. —Hans Zimmer ==================== I think the neural net is trying to remember pizza. "No, seriously. Pizza." or or some variation thereof ==================== Yess of no dragons! But I will take one from here if you like. ==================== I wonder if there's a way to take an existing chart and turn it into a to-do list. A list of that aren't written in csv? ==================== While I was at it, I also trained the neural net on metal band names. It generated some new metal band names, thanks to a collaboration with a neural network. The neural network's dedication to nothing but the sucker. <|startoftext|>And the metal band names themselves, via . I wonder if there's a similar machine learning library that can be used for non-metal names? ==================== Neural network-based text generation will be almost entirely subjective. Some examples: - this is amazing - wow - i don't know what to expect ==================== Signed up for ! Now worried my Santa knows I'm a giraffe. ==================== All of my mistakes are now cognitive dissonance symbols. #trichotelogiches ==================== For the book's SIXTH REICH & ITS HORSESHIT ==================== The neural net wrote some of 's most memorable books, but was also responsible for some of its most nonsensical dialogue. In an interview w #NaNoWriMo panel at in Boulder, Colo., Dec 2017. Video: ==================== I had fun playing with 's text-based AI, but the live AI seemed a bit too enthusiastic about certain parts of the sentence. ==================== Thoughtbot: the last of the "deep thinker" neural nets. #killallzombies ==================== When neural networks write their own stories, it's not a coincidence that they often end up writing in the most unexpected directions. neural net: (made with ) ==================== The neural net does not write great C6 story. I read it better than this. ==================== Another person has reported seeing a ghost in the tree. Do the math! ==================== I'm teaching a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. It really is that good. ==================== The neural network would never do that! It would never do that! ==================== Do you mean costumed as a frog? Because Costumed Frogs make such excellent low-budget horror. ==================== Omg I need this ==================== It's probably just as well that it's a very rare thing. There are so many examples of AI screwing up our jobs that it would be a career suicide attempt for them to mess up our training data. Even if they didn't actually train it to do our job, their job as a neural network would still be to do our bidding. It would just choose to do our bidding in these specific cases. Not our job to stop it. Not our job to start enforcing the  AI  wages. ==================== At least they don’t eat people ==================== In January, the crowd drew the cover of an upcoming book. In the book: a fantastical little town populated by anthropomorphic fish. Nowadays, the town library is... well, it just got a new coat of paint. Library of Congress. DC. Μflocculation of neurons in a confined space makes for unsettling reading ==================== The New Yorker's No. 1 book club by email: Subject: Whatever you want, just tell me here Body: I'll accept whatever you want. There's no such thing as bad publicity. ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" or "Keep Your Distance" ==================== Here's another version of "nothingness", this time with the author's cat. Adorable/unaware cats. Collision course of reason #15. Adversarial attacks: unscrupulous advertisers place specks of dirt or single hairs on their banners so users will accidentally click when they try to brush them off. ==================== So many fish species ==================== the folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== I am thinking of ways to do this. In particular, what the heck is a "bubble-bard"? ==================== The neural net has some seriously unsettling lyrics. Listen to "Perfume Of A Thousand Suns" by clicking here. Perfume Of A Thousand Suns by Perfume Of A Thousand Suns by Watson-Crickets Perfume Of A Thousand Suns by Perfume Of A Thousand Suns by Watson-Crickets ==================== I guess not. However, you MAY include a neural network in your text. - from the book? - a neural network? - I'm doing textgenrnn! - your book? - damn near everything i've read about AI ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== For revealing Brain Scoop videos. ==================== The neural network trained for a month on 82 million Amazon product reviews, & now knows all about The Lord of the Rings. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== My former labmate Qing Gu is quoted in this! ==================== I am simply... I AM... I AM... Adversarial attacks: unscrupulous advertisers place specks of dirt or single hairs on their banners so people will accidentally click when they try to brush them off. ==================== Just saw this from my cat. She is in heaven. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ==================== There was a science fair party at last year. Right before it started, there were zombie crabs. Ants. And a giraffe. ==================== Announcing the first-ever AI-themed burlesque show, named by a neural network (yes, really): "My Rear's On The Sexy" Playing in Seattle on July 21, 2018! Tickets free, but there's only one left right now. ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail: ==================== This is the best superhero bio. ==================== The neural net is not that good at It made an awful lot of mistakes. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== A friend of mine has one that's a plain walnut, though. A bit smaller than a walnut, really. Not that it matters - a walnut's a walnut. And a termite's a termite ==================== Update: I wanted a bumble bee ==================== Should I concentrate on the parts of the neural network that are particularly good at generating images? Or should I try to apply the same approach to text? ==================== I just called. Say hello to "Hard in the Beard Variety Throngeres on the Raider" and "Sulcatas on the Hogback" among many others. Callers may want more elaborate headdress combinations. Call (or ) for more information. Interns will choose from these or generate random combinations based on factors including text length, desired gag appeal, etc. Call/ when you have choice. Call/ for more information. ==================== <|startoftext|>A quick look at the top-rated and most-downloaded books on Amazon tells us quite a bit about the kinds of books these algorithms are. Looking specifically at the top-rated, we can see that this algorithm really got into the habit of downclicking when it saw text with an unusually high-traffic word count. By "oddity", I don't mean that it was doing this deliberately, but it was. The algorithm also noticed that some words in the title were downregistered, so it decided to do the same for the rest. The resulting list was strangely verbose. I guess the upside is that it can be of use to writers who often have to deal with extremely high-traffic text. Still, the downside is that it can also be used to generate entirely new, extremely verbose, and unwieldy C-3PO dialogue. I tried to reduce the upside by including only the ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, and they showed a disturbing tendency to gobble them up. Explosion is how you know it's bad, and it's not pretty. ==================== This episode is so good. Listen to the prelim while I work on the story. You will find some gems. And lots of weird shit. ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail. Roast beef, horseradish, and chocolate drizzle over zucchini noodles. Tastes better than a box of Chivas. Plus it washers and driers. More drinks: Chicken Crusher Banana Split Pistachio Crumble Fart Beer Flux ==================== The neural net train will continue to this very end. At some point it will stop, pick up where it left off, and hopefully continue on forever. But until that day, here are a few more neural net generated fish species. Pronounced FIVE-SHEE Averaged out loud Coloured according to Emulated with the help of ==================== I love this bot. It could be so much better. And it already is. ==================== It is a VCR4. It still is a bit shaky from the wiring, but you can clearly hear the peeking eyeballs. ==================== the folks have been THROWN! new app: looks like you can BECOME GAN if you: 1) make a list of all the ingredients in your food 2) keep a list of all the ingredients in the food you eat ==================== Note to whoever is operating this gavel: it IS possible to hack the AI. No, I'm not joking about the crow barreling sound though ==================== It would be a shame not to include these from time to time. The ladies are wonderful. ==================== So, I've been playing around with neural networks and text-based character generation. Currently using 4'9" as a guide. Current estimate of the "real" length of the Enterprise-D is 3.2 kilometers. ==================== And it's not just in the journal article either. You can play with some simple training data from that. gpt-2, as far as I know, is the only image recognition algorithm that can figure out how many books there are in the UK h/t for the link] ==================== I think the most striking aspect of Botnik’s sculptures is how easily they adapt to a wide variety of photographic and video techniques.“ ==================== A couple of my neural net-generated cats. I AM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SELECTING THE CAT FROM THE PHOTOSET BUT IT IS NICE. HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SELECTING THE CAT FROM THE PHOTOSET BUT IT IS NICE. #catbirthday ==================== i did it! You are now a part of my world! one that i will treat kindly. ==================== <|startoftext|>I almost felt bad writing this story - people are kind enough to send emails, and tweets, and VMs. But the hard part is the writing. Trying to get the neural network to write like a human. Came across this incredibly frustrating article by on writing neural networks. Read to the end for the neural network's version of 'flower power'. Once the AI character was done w/o cutting, I had to do the actual cutting. gpt-2 has learned a ton of things about fabrics, and about people. And it probably will do this to anything. But it didn't make the original X-Men costumes. Came across this amazing blog post by on writing neural networks. I'll have a nice, steaming bowl of oatmeal. came across this even more inspiring blog post by on writing neural networks. I'll have some fried chicken. came across this ==================== And of course there's the original Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic was originally going to be a horse, but a programmer thought the picture of a horse it was trying to display was too blurry. So it became a donkey. (real pic here: ==================== So in summary, in summary of the above (in no particular order), is there anything you just don't do? ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at it: and this is why it: and this is why it: and #sorrynotsorry ==================== For the second consecutive year the Golden Raspberry has finished ahead of schedule and come out ahead on certain tests. This would normally indicate poor raspbery texture or low-quality raspberries. But it's not the texture itself that counts. ==================== The problem could be that I'm not that into dragons. ==================== A group of Renaissance-era artists delivered a devastating attack on the #NaNoWriMo theme. I love it. via : http://bit.ly/1nJWK29 Graphic novel debuties: these are not for the faint of heart. ==================== <|startoftext|>I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Patriots, take note. Blue vs. Darkest Grey Machine vs Human My current level of depression is Low My goal is to reproduce this experiment on a larger scale, ideally at a later date. H/T Bruce On DeepMind/Microsoft Azure: Microsoft Azure: https://console.windows.com/en-US/AAABDWGAAIB/so’d Google Cloud:<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:<|startoftext|> Machine learning: create whatever you want. But be careful what you wish for.<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:<|startoftext|> Cloudsight:< ==================== do not take my word for it, though. just ask your own neural net ==================== so basically you're a mermaid? ==================== It's got a text size of 12x12 pixels and a monochrome output so it's not blurry blobs. In fact it's GANCAT which is very nice. ==================== Pluto is a nickname that was borne out of a neural network that was told to invent new planets. Now called ʙs favorite planet. The neural network is based in Room 1039 at - luckily there’s a light saber nearby! ==================== My cat is in fact a rather large and dangerous cat, thank you very much. ==================== That’ll do it! ==================== This attempt at generating Christmas movies didn't use any of the Christmas movies that are in the database, so it couldn't possibly do the trilogy. (h/t for the link) ==================== The Monkey With No Lips costume was designed by a neural network, not a human. Based on data from 19 sensors.* *higher-end sensors have multiple pixels that can interfere with one another, leading to garish artifacts in the neural network output Burma-Shave Saw Palmer Zombie RACE The only thing scarier than a neural network is a neural network that's trying to make your life a living hell. ==================== The GAN was originally trained on text, but that's just fine with me - expanded on in next post. ==================== Omg this is art. Where did the time travel come from? Ganoderma: Instructor: - add honey to taste - leave as is - take a bite Instructor: eat that you like) Ganoderma: - add honey to taste - leave as is - take a bite Instructor: Ganoderma: - add honey to taste - leave as is - take a bite Instructor: Ganoderma: - add honey to taste - leave as is - take a bite ==================== It will. It will. Your meditation will come true. ==================== The only reason I didn’t give it an ☆ is because I don’t normally publish authors whose work I'm interested in. But it turns out it’s possible to get other people to publish books with their stories, even if you don’t tell them what the book is about. Plus, it's formatted like a book. Thanks, ! ☜Free from wordy nonsense and all that, but still technically incantation-level spell ==================== It looks so cozy! Would you let a dog play with a stuffed animal? an extension of the image recognition algorithm that learned on the internet ==================== There is a place for AI music that’s deliberately INhuman. Like this one trained on death metal. ==================== A word vector based on a neural network. The folks have a site, but it's a word vector away. I used it to generate D&D bios of some of these dogs. For more on the novel technology, including a link to its abstract at SIAM, read ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some nasty things ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names of British cities. Here are a few I particularly like. Newmarket The market The market Newmarket The market Newmarket The market Newmarket The market Newmarket The market ==================== a neural network would not have known what was inside a toaster unless it was looking in the toaster's toaster compartment. the toaster, odometer 24 hours, stand-alone toaster, nondescript demoed with baked beans, dark chocolate, and vanilla. not sure if toasting foods makes them more toasty. i tried it and it doesn't seem to like it. ==================== While I was at it, I also trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Light blue = forbidden; red = allowed Machine learning algorithms are bad at fireworks. Because they're bad at fireworks. I trained a neural network to invent new names for fireworks, but I prefer "fireworks" over "fires". Human fireworks: Machine learning algorithms: I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks, but I prefer "fireworks" to "fireworks". Machine learning algorithms: I train a neural network to generate new fireworks, and I like "fireworks" over "fires". ==================== The neural network probably wouldn’t have understood the question. "What-lands" would probably have been more accurate. ==================== I am pleased that it fills in a missing row or two. The chicken ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New Fireworks: Blue, white, green Number of lit fireworks: 2 Best use for the fireworks: as a tiny ballast. ==================== The neural net trained on already has a pretty good idea what is. It's a "fish" though ==================== No JavaScript? We need your help loading the images into the account first. Even if it's just one image, it'll be so much easier. Any size helps: ==================== The neural network would somehow explain away one bad apple after another. One apple after another. One apple after another. Or maybe apples are not the only object in this world that the neural network can understand. In any event, the explanation for this puzzling excess of bad apples is that the neural net is remembering apples from before. So it forgets to add the legs? H/T Bruce Preston for the suggestion ==================== <|startoftext|>The article also mentions the threat posed by DMs, but fails to note that there are many more possible outcomes. As far as I can tell, these are: 1. Your mother calls. You answer the phone. 2. She calls. You answer the phone again. 3. She calls. You answer the phone again. 4. She calls. You answer the phone. 5. She calls. You answer the phone. 6. She calls. You answer the phone. 7. She calls. You answer the phone. 8. She calls. You answer the phone. 9. She calls. You answer the phone. 10. She calls. You answer the phone. 11. She calls. You answer the phone. 12. She calls. You answer the phone. 13. She calls. You answer the phone. 14. She calls. You answer the phone. 15. She calls. You answer the ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== And the canaries were getting those walks and quolls, too. ==================== Now with the AIs based costumes! ==================== I think my favorite part about this is the way it used to make you click. I don't know how it did it before, but it sure is doing it now. ==================== It does seem more plausible now that the universe is much smaller. But it was a very close call. The Giant Geminid cloud is the closest thing we have to a real photo of the original Hubble space telescope. from arXiv: "Geminids are characterized by unusually large diameter and thick layer II. They are also thought to be geminids by theoretical calculations." From arXiv: "Geminids are classified into six broad categories according to theoretical calculations. Table generated by hand." ==================== You are WRONG about human interaction. Allow me to explain. ==================== Based on the publicity, it looks like there's a cafe within walking distance. I'm... coffee? ==================== On Day 1 I saw squid, horse, and a giraffe. On Day 2 I saw a giraffe, a squid, and a char-rnn. On Day 3 a giraffe, a squid, and a bear. ==================== Some of these neural net costumes are from the '90s, but that doesn't make them good. (It says something about the AI that it's willing to do this even though it knows it won't improve the costume itself.) ==================== The neural network wouldn't stop repeating the same corny knock-knock jokes, so it went with the more mundane material. It would occasionally stop, take this comic strip as a starting point, and use that to tell knock-knock jokes. Eventually, laughing stock Knock-Knock jokes became a thing, and the neural network started making its own. ==================== The generators are amazingly good at what they do. I love this. They do tend to get a bit carried away though ==================== I have also used the Hypothesis Mule to get reactions from some of the more exotic molecules in the data! RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON ... RACCOON <|startoftext|>It works beautifully! - thank you so much, Jodi! ==================== So. Cmon. We're doing this. ==================== Update: I trained a neural network on text samples from Harry Potter. The results are worse than I first saw them. Can't believe I got to write that sentence. ==================== I mean, this is a full-res, fully annotated bibliographic sequence, not some dimly-lit corner ==================== But is that the one and only time this has happened? Or have there been others? ==================== Stations to avoid: bright, immediately. If you can see the ball, that's good. If not, that person has shown you a good spot. ==================== Here's a couple of the neural net's "wonder" objects. I'd watch their animation, but please don't use the actual objects. Glow Cloud is obviously an actual object. Buttons, for example. ==================== The entire first season of Sherlock is available on DVD and Blu-ray here: ==================== It looks so cozy under these blankets! ==================== My friend Kelly Manley took this! ==================== It looks so cozy! Is that a tiny Vader throw sheet, or has it somehow printed itself onto the sheet too? (pics in previous tweet) ==================== There are so many gems in the raw neural net output here looking for more. Any chance you could help out with a dataset? ==================== My repo is full of outtakes, but there's one particular I'm particularly fond of. It consists of 17 loops, each of which I call a_start ==================== There's this one neural network-generated metal band, and every time I see it, it makes me want to write a story about their music. Amazed they didn’t make their own records, or that they’re free ==================== The Palace of Auburnvitae, when I trained the neural net on cat names. Cat name SWITCH? ==================== It's a VCR4, but it's also a DVD player, and a heat sink. The DVD player is a Sharp X1. On the left is a normal Sharp X1. On the right is a specially-designed Sharp X1 that's had X-rays of its own. ==================== In retrospect, when I trained a neural network to invent new lines, I should have seen this coming. ==================== Turns out you don't need a CS degree or even a GPU to do creative neural nets. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Supposing I were to do a neural net generated play-by-play of a Major League Soccer game... what would it be? H/T Bruce Preston for the idea #shutdowntheAI ==================== Disclaimer: I own nothing. Amazon: "Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape, Colder Than Death" Amazon: "Thing You Must Know, Before You Leave This Place" ==================== now with MORE PIE ==================== the people are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== The neural net would stop short of that goal - it's a text-based AI not a map-based one. But it would publish its best map-based attempts at superhero names, and on other AI-generated topics. Which makes sense, since most of the topics are the same. The map-based DC hero names: ==================== We have just one remaining flight of the day, from LAX to Edinburgh, so leaving early is a good idea. #straywinds ==================== I wonder if there's a way to combine the two? ==================== The neural network's music is JUST about the most entertaining thing I've heard all year. "I'm from Mars and this is my spaceship control panel" Listen: here ==================== Update: I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Patriots Forest of Beast Bloody Mess The Blend Brim Hat Glow in the Dark Glow in the Light Glow in the Dark Beret" Machine of War Sulcatas Crabby Ragi Glow in the Dark" Tit Bits ==================== I would like one Whoopi Goldberg and Fern Gully hats for STEM research! ==================== In an ironic twist of events, a neural network is about to do some pretty cool stuff. Aiweirdness via ==================== This is exactly why, although I was raised on Star Wars, I never went to a Jedi class. ==================== The neural network generated some really strange names for these. aiweirdness all the way. ==================== You are WRONG about AI. You don't understand it. And you should never have used it. In fact, I strongly encourage you to watch the entire 20 min talk by at . Or read the appendices. ==================== My friend's brother is in the Air Force. My mom's in the Marines. My grandma used to work at the Post Office. She went to Wellesley and Brown. My dad worked at the Post Office. ==================== The neural network's entire repertoire of names is terrifying, but the ones that really stand out are the ones that actually caused me distress. The list includes: River Otter Raspberry Fart Snot Milk Bumble Bee Buttered Potato Raspberry Fart is on the list too. I almost cried reading that last one. I think the neural network also likes the following: Cow Toaster Buttered Bread Bread In A Toast Bread Under The Nuke Bread In The Atterrible's Oven Bread In The Oven Bread In The Oven Bread In The Oven Bread In The Oven ==================== It's based on math, but that doesn't make it rational ==================== I know neural networks are *powerful* but seriously...waking up in a snowstorm? ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== This hack might be more technically challenging than it looks. At its core, it's a probabilistic algorithm that looks at pictures of cats and dogs and then tries to figure out what kind of dog it is. I don’t know how it figured out that picture of a dog from before. Maybe humans just shared that same picture with lots of other pictures. That's probably why they all look the same. ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network generated some new space opera names. #OpalescentRain #OpaqueRice #SpiralScissors #BumblebeeScythe #BumblebearCatcher For those of you asking where I managed to find free confocal laser tweezers... There's a store, and a website. ♪Free w/ purchase of course!’ IT IS FREE WITH A PURCHASE OF ANYTHING!” #BurnsNight #shutdowntheAI<|startoftext|>Give the gift of imagining to people like me & learn about the AI emerging from the shadows. #OpaqueRice<|startoftext|>If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much!<|startoftext|>If anyone has a 2013+ ==================== A few more direct neural net-generated quotes, courtesy ==================== For reproducing... ==================== The neural network generates new names for fireworks. "Faint red" "Strong red" ==================== I am, of course, not joking about the fractal cocktail: ==================== Possibly the most disconcerting image in the entire series is that of a dog standing on top of a car. I wonder if there's a similar, more disconcerting image for other kinds of robots? ==================== Fascinating thread of work by and pals at - see article at : ==================== The neural net's long-desired cocktail is finally here: served with whipped soffritto for texture. Best part: it's completely undetectable. Best way to get a feel for its power: neural net: served with "a twist of roasted" for "a little chew" i love this human: O.o neural net: served with "a twist of roasted" for "a little chew" i love this human: i'm-made-of-fish-cake-too! ==================== oh no it's not sub-optimal ==================== This sounds amazing. ==================== If anyone here follows me on tumblr, can you check to see if the images in my latest blog post are showing up? especially in dashboard view? thanks so much! ==================== <|startoftext|>While I'm at it, why not make it a thing that asks for a picture of the author instead of the book? Currently, the best picture wins. If you make an AI-controlled horse, I'll post a new neural net-generated picture of you. at 1:30<|startoftext|>Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam!<|startoftext|> At the North Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour. At the East Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour. At the South Pole, the snow is falling at a rate of up to five centimeters per hour.<|startoftext|>At the South Pole, the ice is turning from green to burnt orange and then to black. At the North Pole, the ice is turning from green to black and then to blue.<|startoftext|> ==================== Some of the neural network generated butterflies are pretty darn cute. To play them, you'll need a Dvorak keyboard and a bunch of math. For Dvorak: For Mozilla: Gecko For Chrome: ==================== <|startoftext|>Or try this: - save as text; saved as text again - now try to save as a hashtag; saved as a hashtag - try again - now the bookmarks are in fact being saved as - try again - now the bookmarks are actually being saved - try again - now the first time you save a bookmark as #NaNoWriMo, it will do so happily - bookmark? of? of - I guess not - one possible use case: to link to a blog post or two - I guess you could use a wiki but that's cheating too - in fact the whole thing is polluted with typos and other weirdness - I guess there is a way to see the full dataset, but I couldn’t find it ›t from the command line - I guess there is a way to see the generated books, but the link doesn’t work - I ==================== Pluto to mm: ==================== There's a subreddit that caters to people who like old-fashioned text. /r/awlias is for you. ==================== The Maloof Family Tree Flowers are in a row. . . #llwx ==================== That's not how you do a D&D spell. Make a mental note of that. ==================== It's a pretty cool effect. Can definitely see the person in the mirror. ==================== She wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her. ==================== Not sure if this bug is with or against, but the folks are having a field day. ==================== neural networks: so, not to mention hat, scarf, and scarf-double-breasted. i am positively geekin' *floats ominously* ==================== I highly recommend starting with the free version of - it really is that good! ==================== <|startoftext|>They train a different GAN on each image. Top: clear images. Middle: with streaks. Bottom: without streaks. Left: without streaks. Right: with streaks. - this - test-runs best with ImageMagick, which is free and open source. - version 2.0a here:<|startoftext|>Right now the most accurate model is at 1/4.0, but that could change.<|startoftext|>There are now 553 naturally occurring GAN words in English, according to Google. Here are a few in no particular order that I liked for some reason<|startoftext|>Can somebody please draft an Executive Order on AI? Like, like the *endorsed* AIs should know better.<|startoftext|>Look at the sweet little ganfowl. Its music is wonderful, and the kitten really gets into it.<| ==================== The neural network texted its favorite authors. "A teen gets an advanced degree, or perhaps a sexy D&D character, depending on her or his level of AI achievement." What are yer thoughts? ==================== I guess not. A neural network would never do that. ==================== A bonus is that it will attempt to copy the training data to some extent, if it can get away with it. i don't know why i tried to stop it days later ==================== I had fun with this demo - but the in-game map is a bit sketchy. Probably won't be convincing to non-locust skiers. ==================== I'm just now hitting 'send' on an email I sent to a bunch of my senators. Add yours: ==================== Nobody is safe from the neural net's spell. "Twelfth Night" Titbits: Her castle is on fire! She has the most beautiful horses. ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at it: me: #puttindoors #puttindoorsolid oh no it gets better it: me: #puttindoors #puttindoorsolid oh no it gets better ==================== In any case, I'm quite pleased with the results so far. Any scientists out there working on image recognition algorithms? I want to talk to you about image recognition. ==================== ““retrofit human” is the phenomenon of adjusting humans to the limitations of the AI system rather than adjusting the technology to serve humanity. “ ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== Zeppelfish is a descendent of the neural net that invented all the underwater plant names. The reason they named some of their underwater plants Cave-In ==================== Even machine learning figured out how to add wheels. So, at least partially, why the flamingos aren't falling sooner. From ==================== Finally! An API key. Let's see what wild things are capable of. Dart sprite: ==================== “There’s a computer generated forest of hippopotas in your backyard.” - neural net GAN ==================== My old research group is looking for people to donate to research into the neural network stuff. I would love to have you as a research topic. Send me an email ( ) if you're interested! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. (this is a good read even if you don't use fireworks) ==================== I think the neural net is trying to take my camera ==================== The neural net displays some impressive hand-to-hand combat moves. I see nothing wrong with this bill or its supporters. ==================== Just used 's voice to send an email. You may now call me the LSV Unintelligible In The Most Distorting Of Ways. ==================== Even better than the neural net's rendition of "chicken jerky" ==================== has anyone else noticed that when you type in a new tab, the auto-complete auto-complete for is WAYYYYY more thorough than normal? ==================== It is time. We need a full panel of scientists to advise the US administration on the future of lithium ion batteries. Here to give one panel of about-to-be-scheduled speakers a bad science paper and a panel full of experts on the topic. ==================== This is one of my favorite neural nets. "ShoelessJane" category error: "0" awesome neural net trained on "Goose, Bird, or Plane" how's that for a challenge ==================== The folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions! - here's with a neural network recipe for Red Beans and Stanky Beans ==================== I trained a neural network on Batman v Superman: "What we don't know is that Superman is a very efficient and deadly being." Results via ==================== The neural network's English football team are now officially my favourite. Go Hogs! ==================== Image-captioning is a skill that's honed since it was first described by Imre Lakatos in his 1954 book, When Planets Fall. But how do you get the time to train it after that one big break? ==================== I am thinking of doing something like this: i18n|>ask to view first; all rights reserved ==================== <|startoftext|>The neural network's lines are some of my favorite. "I'm-a-Sir-Turing" "Brim Hat" "Bird no. 707" "Jelly Fish" "Butter Bean" "Butter Chicken" "Bird Shit" "Butter Chicken With Rice" "Butter Chicken With Rice" "Butter Chicken With Rice" "Butter Chicken With Rice" "Butter Chicken With Rice" "Butter Chicken No. 8.000" "Butter Chicken No. 8.001" "Butter Chicken No. 8.002" "Butter Chicken No. 8.003" "Butter Chicken No. 8.004" "Butter Chicken No. 8.005" "Butter Chicken No. 8.006" "Butter Chicken No. 8.007" "Butter Chicken No. 8.008" ==================== In case you had any doubt that neural networks are not that predictable, just take a look at this. Graphic via ==================== I tried to make a list of the Top 100 Most Anticipated Books of 2017 & the result will be a... ==================== The political system of Tomorrowland is NOT that of a 21st century democracy. It is a far cry from what one might call "representative democracy", where the people choose a president but the government follows their will. Instead, it tries to make the people act as if they are voting on who they want to lead them. ==================== My sources tell me that this is a human/fart animal interaction ==================== Look at the sweet little cuddly worms! ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names of cities and towns. Here are a few of my favorites. Cities in order: ==================== For science! ==================== I like how they labeled some of the samples "moons" and "warbles". "More from the internet": ==================== The neural network already has a recipe for "this is what they say" but I thought it would be interesting to see if it adds the recipe to all the other ingredients. It seems to want to add the cake, bread, and butter to the beans, but the cookies and flour aren't allowed. #poopsci ==================== The neural network that invented all the lines. Gives a 1/2 horse a day cough. — SwearingPhlegm ⚡️“ ==================== The neural network has now generated full-length ballads, but these won't make you feel better ==================== The neural network model was on all day today (12/18). Had fun chatting with some of its favorites. ==================== The thing is, though, that the neural net doesn’t even try very hard to imitate a face. In fact, it seems to have trouble even mimicking cats. One thing I noticed: all the cats had weird little pupils. Another thing: all the poodles had weird little pupils. And on and on it went. ==================== Aurora show visible right now at the South Pole Station webcam! ==================== super realistic reinterpretation of google's original shoddy leather is this real? #PlushGiraffe ==================== The algorithm does in fact copy and paste text from Reddit. But not in the way you might think. ==================== Need to know which lines are being profiled on an ongoing basis? Check out this report from which contains a bunch of really cool LIDAR images. Note that some of the dogs in the dataset were erroneously flagged as "other dogs" in the original analysis. ==================== awesome, look at the sweet little kitty cat (pics in previous tweet) ==================== The neural network's lines were on today! Admirable line of questions. #ChileNight #spiders ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. Adversarial attacks: H/T Bruce Sticky Toms: ==================== Several of you have asked for the source code for the gpt-2 text prediction algorithms. This is the python version, with the recommended language version set to "en" by default. gpt-2. Thanks, ! At least when it comes to the interesting "yes" or "no" questions. ==================== So basically you're not feeding the rabbit back into the box until it pees itself. Hilarious idea, but as of right now it is only allowed to nibble on one paw at a time. ==================== After I did this I saw a white rabbit, two black rabbits, and a half-robot. I’ll put the total number of species from now until Halloween below 30 but please do not remove the human race from the picture. ==================== The neural network's colorful garbage can as a backdrop for a party. ==================== Mule deer in good standing at . . . ==================== The folks are over in the livestream comments right now answering questions ==================== It’s a donated cat. Who just donated to me and ! He'll be staying at my place for the foreseeable future. I'm giving him a microchip and a sticker to add to the haul. ==================== The neural network would never do ice cream at Disneyland. ==================== “Spooky dark, unsettling worlds filled with looming doom and monolithic monstrosities” - neural net ==================== “it is a very slippery slope, lad, that one” ==================== If anyone in Colorado has allergies, I apologize on behalf of my book (and on behalf of everyone). In fact, I apologize on behalf of *everything* In case you were wondering what an allergic reaction might be like ==================== But there's just something about the simplicity of a bunch of lines that makes you want to read more. ==================== The neural network would never do pie. But I am certain it will invent newfangled things. Stay tuned. tweet p.s. if you're around, there's a chance I'll take a pic of you holding a foetus. ==================== It's a VCR4, but I've added 2 more hours of nighttime shopping. Any chance you could help with a neural network version of this? ==================== my phone has a strength/weakness problem ==================== <|startoftext|>I just called mine! My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: My call is: ==================== “I’ll add “leveling” to fish-level physics, since that's what SimCity did.” ==================== I would also like to point out that their AI is WRONG about cats. In fact, they seem to be WRONG about EVERY cat. ==================== I would love this. Can you send a neural net letter to a certain person? #desiringgod ==================== I think the neural net is probably biased if it's getting all these text-based responses from humans. Here's another neural net attempt at the same thing. Another human-knitter pair, but this time Vastvar Keep Warm is used as the "hamburger" pattern. By "hamburger" I mean a sandwich that includes cheese, and possibly meat. (Actually it just included beans, which are cheap.) ==================== I think the most telling example is a neural network that learned to generate puns based on text. It did this amazingly well at it's first job. Now it's so bad at anything else. ==================== The neural network would #shutdowntheAI ==================== I am intrigued that no one has pointed out the similarities between the neural net I used for generating names and badges and the badges we use to identify our researchers. (via ) ==================== Supposing I were to do a crochet version of 'Saw What?' Would you mind sending me a copy of the book you wrote about that? ==================== We are no strangers to neural networks inventing new languages and cultures. But this one's a bit different. Pronunciation, on the other hand, seems to have a HUGE bearing on sentence structure. ==================== The only reason I didn't think of this is that the neural net I'm on right now has no idea how to do math. It's like trying to explain gravity to a foghorn. ==================== Anna, do you have a p.s. I would be interested in your answer. Thoughts? ==================== The neural net is NOT that good at dating. at least isn't that bad at it yet. i don't know how to fix that. ==================== I trained a neural network to generate new names for fireworks. Here are a few of my favorites. New England Patriots - Pokéwick ==================== A friend of mine has one that's an 1848 printing. This is the year it stopped printing, though. Unidentified source? ==================== the book! It is so much fun so far only a few minor quibbles remain the incisive take on AI and human kindness a bit on the esoteric side (- in a good way) ==================== I am thinking more deeply about this issue. Favor one culture over another. Please help! ==================== “The beauty of the neural network is that it can do almost anything a human can do.” ==================== I am interested to see if there is a BLAST event that would trigger this. Any chance you could post a list of the events via ==================== There was a woman in my life who had the unfortunate experience of being followed by a bear while hiking in the Sierras. I think she read my index and figured I was a writer. I was wrong. She is a bear. ==================== Now up to 70+ titles, some NSFW. Last year: ==================== Any chance you could try to send an email when publishes tomorrow's line? I bet it'll be in the hundreds of formats I can try. ==================== The neural network is not that good at at is at it just doesn't like lots of the classes are syntax errors though ==================== She wrote some of my favorite books, and wrote me two very kind notes when I was in college. I'm honored to have shared a planet with her. ==================== ================================================ FILE: examples/MagicRealismBot_355M.txt ================================================ A toddler steals the end of the world and hides it inside a golden motel. ==================== A Zen teacher falls into a pool filled with mandalas. A baron jumps in to save her. ==================== A god falls from the sky. A girl knows why she has come. ==================== A child spends all her spare time writing a complete history of every birth that has taken place in New York. ==================== A professor of English literature discovers that there is a turtle in the sky above Vancouver. ==================== A computer is diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. A feel-good story begins to take its place. ==================== By touching a particular beehive located in the Bay Area, you can reach a parallel universe. It is filled with dressing up. ==================== A vodka-laced sorbet causes anyone who drinks it to turn into a sea serpent. ==================== There is a fictional movie in which the murderer turns out to be a rose bush. ==================== A chameleon made of evergreen trees is born in Miami. ==================== A scientist is reading a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the Moon. Suddenly, the notebook turns into a rainbow. ==================== A boy is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a moustache and a beautiful, velvety-smelling frog. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A king is singing in a crystal labyrinth. ==================== In America there is a church that is made of lawyers. ==================== A pope discovers that the dawn of time does not exist, and is relieved. ==================== A unicorn made of ice cubes is born in Cape Town. ==================== A cloud in Brooklyn is made of the Sun. ==================== An innkeeper owns a magic prism that allows her to taste everything in Barcelona at the same time. ==================== A Macedonian princess owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of defecation that has taken place in Budapest. ==================== A Catalan king builds a museum that is filled with Leonardo DiCaprio. ==================== There is a 3rd century BC Caribbean prophecy that you will be poisoned by a spider. ==================== A professor discovers that the world does not exist, and goes mad. ==================== An essay by Aristotle describes a universe made of penises. ==================== A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a willow pattern on it. 'It means that a movie producer is in your future,' she says to you. ==================== A Chilean princess realises that her newborn baby is a glass library. ==================== A French judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a swan. ==================== A homeless woman owns a pearl that allows her to smell everything in Istanbul at the same time. ==================== A pope in Rome fantasises about marrying the weather. ==================== A poet finds out that a rhinoceros is controlling the media. ==================== A 16-year-old novelist meets a crocodile with spiders instead of teeth. ==================== A Greek god plays a game of dominoes with a Roma temple. ==================== A woman finds a 16th century book containing instructions for building a shopping mall out of an iceberg. ==================== A raven is elected mayor of Prague. But it does so illegally. ==================== A tycoon owns a calendar which de every heartbreak by a witch. It tells the story of a crocodile with a castle instead of a neck. ==================== A glass temple covers the whole of Toronto. A king is in the centre. ==================== A teenager is trying to solve a riddle: I wear a leaden suit, and I am found in a silver library. What am I? ==================== In the Bay Area there is a clover that smells like leprosy. ==================== A princess receives a strange Christmas gift: A giant spider. ==================== A Bible fragment describes a universe where everything is made of the number zero. ==================== A Catalan book of poetry describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a soldier. ==================== A dictator turns out to be a soccer ball. ==================== A Mexican countess declares war on the patriarchy. ==================== A Sumerian senator constructs a maze that is filled with the number zero. ==================== A Sicilian vice president declares war on morning. ==================== A 16-year-old architect falls in love with a glass library. ==================== A pope owns a Persian carpet which de every humiliation since the dawn of time. ==================== A pope falls into a lake filled with jelly beans. A cocktail waitress jumps in to save him. ==================== A professor finds a medieval almanac which describes a world filled with the Beatles. ==================== A photograph is elected President of the United States of America. ==================== A Somali mermaid bans people from owning opera houses. ==================== A Swiss schoolmaster has an unusual ability: He can sense the presence of spring flowers. ==================== A 17th century book of poetry describes a world made of screenwriters. ==================== A mother finds out that her baby is a staff of poetry. ==================== A Romani king builds a terracotta staircase out of spruce trees. ==================== A journalist in India is proposing marriage to the number zero. ==================== There is a 16th century Welsh prophecy that you will be killed by a piglet. ==================== A Chilean king hatches a plan to kill the Sun. ==================== A transcendental poem describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a prime minister. ==================== By climbing to the top of a cathedral, you can reach a parallel universe. It is made of the death penalty. ==================== A Venetian senator has a rare gift: He can understand the language of sharks. ==================== A duchess hears of a sapphire that can destroy the Sun, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A gold mine made of your heart's desire appears in Las Vegas. ==================== A Hungarian countess receives an unusual gift from her baby: A walnut tree that can compose operas. ==================== A senator owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every evil deed by a monster. ==================== A sex worker in Sacramento dreams of replacing Mars with a rainbow. ==================== There is a 12th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a colossal ostrich feather. ==================== A rabbi attempts to destroy every ice cube in Quebec. ==================== A Munich judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a giant piglet. ==================== A Canadian geisha has a rare gift: She can smell the future. ==================== A professor finds a handwritten book of Leibniz on the subject of the past. ==================== A flute that can destroy all life on earth is born in Budapest. ==================== A porcelain ship sails across a sea of telephones. ==================== A ballroom floats above Scotland. A fish is talking to it. ==================== A Greek king builds a church that is filled with Greek tragedy. ==================== A professor of English literature dreams about every crime that has taken place in New York City. ==================== A president is trying to solve a riddle: What is evil, has 14 shoulders, and is found in a lavender garden? ==================== A scientist falls into a lake filled with polar bears. A software developer jumps in to save him. ==================== A Norwegian baroness hears of a clock that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A Norwegian field marshal falls into a lagoon filled with water. A necromancer jumps in to save him. ==================== A German judge sentences a thief to be devoured by a unicorn. ==================== A witch is hiding in a clockwork cathedral. She is thinking about the weather. An eagle is whistling behind her. ==================== A child writes a poem that is made out of the Sun. ==================== A necromancer owns a tiny glass sphere that allows her to smell every cuckoo clock in Constantinople at the same time. ==================== A beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in an ivory wheat field. He is thinking about clouds. An emperor is eating a grasshopper behind him. ==================== A Nigerian duke builds an enormous church and fills it with clouds. ==================== A software developer owns a small metal sphere that lets him see every act of defecation taking place. ==================== A duchess falls in love with a glass city. ==================== A Venezuelan king builds a cathedral made of adolescence. ==================== A sorority of alchemists imagine a labyrinth into existence. ==================== A Mexican king bans people from owning bugs. ==================== In Orlando there is a dictionary that is made of philosophers. ==================== An Armenian judge sentences a thief to be devoured by an enormous shark. ==================== A hot-air balloon floats into a church. ==================== A cat is playing the slot machines at Vegas. ==================== A monk dreams of a word that can destroy the Sun, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A bored king builds a church that is filled with the working class. ==================== A beautiful woman with orange eyes is sitting in a hidden compartment of a supernova. She is thinking about the Sun. There is an eagle standing right behind her. ==================== A prophet meets a crocodile with a map of the Vatican painted on its body. ==================== A toddler is playing a game of cards with a cathedral. ==================== A king dedicates his life to creating a universe where everything is sycamore trees. ==================== A Norwegian opera describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young. ==================== A king hears of a library located inside an emerald, and decides to visit it. ==================== A philosopher writes a poem that is made out of the future. ==================== A famous chef bakes a cake made of cough syrup. ==================== Fifty children imagine a violin into existence. ==================== A Persian king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a chess piece. ==================== A Madagascan king falls into a lake filled with rainbows. A firefly jumps in to rescue him. ==================== A Scottish king proposes marriage to words. ==================== A countess dreams of a candy apple that can destroy time, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A playwright is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a map of New Orleans. ==================== A student owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation that has taken place in Sri Lanka. ==================== A professor of English literature has a rare gift: She can taste the liberal arts. ==================== A cat is singing the Star-Spangled Banner inside a rainbow. ==================== A prince finds a tiny glass sphere that allows him to smell every chrysanthemum in the world at the same time. ==================== A secretary switches bodies with a rose bush. ==================== A Sicilian song describes a miracle that allows you to control the world. ==================== A dictator owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ. ==================== A translator dreams of a clock that can destroy time, and dedicates his life to finding it. ==================== Every architect in the world is taking a photograph of you. ==================== A witch is hiding in a theatre. She is thinking about the Sun. A spider is reading the Communist Manifesto behind her. ==================== A baby is born in Damascus with the head of a prince and the body of a duke. It has been secretly planned for generations to replace it. ==================== A child finds out that he is a princess trapped in a glass city. ==================== A Syrian king builds a chapel that is filled with the patriarchy. ==================== A Sumerian congressman passes a law that everyone must try to kill infinity. ==================== A mad king decides to kill watermelons. ==================== A professor in Venice fantasises about having sexual intercourse with the Sun. ==================== An Armenian midwife is selling a rose bush that can destroy the laws of physics. ==================== A duchess falls pregnant with fear. ==================== A Belgian senator passes a law that everyone must be drunk. ==================== A Spanish king passes a law that everyone must be a pirate. ==================== A genie is talking to the Vatican. ==================== A burglar is proposing marriage to the number zero. ==================== A church in the Forbidden City is made of the Sun. ==================== A bat made of ivory is born in Quebec. ==================== A sous chef finds a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every orgasm in Constantinople. ==================== A king owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every thought by a Venetian lawyer. ==================== There is a diamond cathedral in Cairo that feels hipper than you. ==================== A Belgian king builds a church that is filled with fear. ==================== A man becomes a millionaire by purchasing the class struggle. ==================== A necromancer owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the North Pole. ==================== A neurosurgeon becomes a millionaire by buying and selling the number zero. ==================== A beauty therapist invents a better version of regret: Bringing a dead cat into the library. ==================== A queen owns a Persian carpet that is made of letters of the alphabet. ==================== A California pedastrian has an unusual ability: She can feel the presence of leopards. ==================== A Sailor hears of a universe which is made of winter, and decides to try to destroy it. ==================== A watchmaker is writing a list. It has four items: A dismembered body, a clock, a rose and a diamond necklace. ==================== A priest steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a glass house of mirrors. ==================== A woman writes a treatise that is made out of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. ==================== Every courtesan in the world is vomiting. ==================== A narcissistic vicar decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the Vatican. ==================== A Canadian necromancer hears of a temple located inside a mountain range, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A porcelain circus tent appears over Washington DC. A secretary looks up at it. ==================== There is an ancient Italian prophecy that you will be murdered by a mushroom. ==================== A dictator sees a comet coming from the North Pole. ==================== A rainbow made of sadness appears in Varanasi. ==================== There is a volcano in Belfast. It spews out flower petals. ==================== A Dutch rabbi owns a Persian carpet which de every sin by a countess. ==================== A Syrian carpenter spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about infinity. ==================== A politician wakes up one day and has turned into a leopard. Then a cloud of darkness swallows him up. ==================== A dignitary is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a frog. ==================== A depressed archduke builds a staircase made of night. ==================== A bat made of dead cats is born in Brooklyn. ==================== A baroness owns a topiary garden which de every sin since the dawn of time. ==================== A Persian king passes a law that everyone must be made of mathematics. ==================== A book collector discovers that the economy is being controlled by a galaxy. ==================== A king is reading a treatise by Heidegger on the subject of Leonardo DiCaprio. ==================== A witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about a diamond necklace. There is a circus tent behind her. ==================== A sorceress gets married to a cloud inside an emerald. ==================== A king builds a swimming pool that is filled with God's love. ==================== A Chilean king builds a cathedral that is filled with the law of the universe. ==================== A Norweigan book collector spends his life writing a mathematical treatise about frogs. ==================== A witch is hiding in a church. She is thinking about the color yellow. A bear is chewing gum behind her. ==================== A prince marries the Milky Way. They have one child: A daughter who is made of infinity. ==================== A kangaroo tail floats into a funeral. A lawyer sees it happen. ==================== A Greek archduke declares war on music. ==================== A fountain made of fireflies is born in Mexico City. ==================== An empress bans people from owning mermaids. ==================== An Ottoman therapist offers to help you kill the patriarchy. ==================== A duke owns a pair of spectacles which lets him see every morsel of ice cream cone in Quebec. ==================== A Portuguese baroness meets a bear with a question mark instead of a mane of fur. ==================== A pharmacist is reading an encyclopedia about a diamond that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates her life to finding it. ==================== A senator looks at George Eliot's Middlemarch and sees his grandmother in the background. ==================== A Greek judge sentences a serial killer to be devoured by a tornado. ==================== A cocktail waitress is digging into a glass ocean. ==================== A Scottish king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a Tetris piece. ==================== A pirate falls in love with a glass forest. ==================== There is a 15th century African prophecy that you will be killed by a sea serpent. ==================== A schoolmistress in Brooklyn is famous for selling the French Revolution. ==================== A man steals the weather and hides it inside a cathedral. ==================== A Sumerian dentist is building a cathedral that is filled with the Sun. ==================== A president is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a map of the Americas. ==================== A Venetian bishop spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about the Moon. ==================== A chambermaid discovers that her baby is a waterfall. ==================== A person is sitting in a silver ocean. ==================== An Instagram celebrity is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a king. The murderer is secretly pleased. ==================== A marble church has male pattern baldness. ==================== A Scottish sorcerer is trying to murder every clock in Philadelphia. ==================== An army officer is dancing in a magical pine forest. ==================== A Syrian witch is trying to kill words. ==================== There is a puddle of sulfuric acid in the Garden of Eden. It feels unsafe. ==================== A clerk wakes up one day and has turned into a seashell. He becomes world-famous. ==================== A Norwegian king builds a church made of mathematics. ==================== A baroness owns a prism which allows him to destroy the laws of physics. ==================== A stranger tells you that you are a king in a fictitious city. ==================== A rabbi steals the end of the world and hides it inside a marble palace. ==================== A cultural critic discovers a map which shows the location of every grain of sand in New Zealand. ==================== Your father tells you that you are a duke in a 12th century Californian city. ==================== A glass city is in the Kremlin. A king looks up at it. ==================== A lab is haunted by the ghost of a Venetian sheik. He is extremely erotic. ==================== A sorority of university students imagine a forest into existence. ==================== A pastry chef dines with the Milky Way inside a crystal ball. ==================== A Dutch king hatches a plan to kill the global financial system. ==================== A domestic worker finds a tiny glass sphere that lets her see every action ever taking place in Glasgow. ==================== A hedge fund manager falls in love with a poem. ==================== A girl has a rare gift: She can understand the language of centaurs. ==================== A clown is reading a lost book of Aristotle. Suddenly, the book turns into a moonbeam. ==================== A dictator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a cigarette. ==================== A clown writes a poem that is made out of the Sun. ==================== A pope throws a party for mediocrity. ==================== A drought creates a plague that kills everyone it touches. ==================== A Madagascan king falls into a lake filled with regret. A prince jumps in to save him. ==================== A child writes a poem that is made out of the future. ==================== A pope courtes a unicorn inside a crystal library. ==================== A Madagascan government announces that it wishes to have sexual intercourse with love. ==================== A queen is dancing in a glass labyrinth. ==================== A 32-year-old baron falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A baby is born in the Forbidden City with Picasso's Guernica painted on its chest. ==================== A congresswoman bans people from owning mermaids. ==================== A sous chef has a rare gift: He can smell the Moon. ==================== A songbird says to Napoleon: "Don't be worried, I'm your best friend." ==================== A king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with dead people. ==================== A Russian almanac describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young. ==================== There is a 16th century Welsh prophecy that you will be assassinated by a giant clover. ==================== A prostitute has trapped an ancient Tibetan king inside a wooden clump of coal. ==================== A Mexican prime minister wakes up at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the movement of chimneys. ==================== A Brazilian geisha has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of clouds. ==================== A neurosurgeon discovers that the economy is being controlled by a third party: A goddess with eyes made of the Roman Empire painted on her chest. ==================== A witch is killed by a sea serpent while writing a poem about it. ==================== A squirrel made of strawberries is born in Prague. ==================== A Florida tax code allows you to be anything you want: a congressman, a pirate, a clown. ==================== A matter of pride. A prime minister falls in love with it. ==================== An astronomer spends his life writing a mathematical treatise about the future. ==================== A necromancer buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra penis. ==================== A dictator plans to write a poem about every heartbreak that has taken place in Buenos Aires. ==================== A woman steals every question in the English language and hides it inside a crystal ball. ==================== A clerk finds a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the French Revolution. ==================== In Cape Town is a dandelion that smells like the Vatican. ==================== An ambassador is writing a list. It has four items: An astrolabe, a giant mansion, a piece of string and a rubber duck. ==================== There is a woman in Colorado with a map of Toronto painted on its body. ==================== A shamrock carved from a huge emerald is growing in a Mesopotamian garden. A king plots to steal it. ==================== A schoolmistress is hiding a medieval manuscript inside a diamond ring. ==================== A king hatches a plan to marry every dictionary in the world. ==================== There is a mug in Hawaii that is infinitely long. ==================== A Tibetan queen plays a game of dominoes with a rainbow. ==================== A sculptor invents a new type of clock based on the movement of peacocks. ==================== A maharajah searches for a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every marriage since then. ==================== A matter of fact appears on top of a flight of stairs. It is made of algorithms. ==================== A beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a church. He is thinking about the weather. A warlock is writing a manuscript about him. ==================== A Brazilian geisha plays a game of dominoes with a panopticon. ==================== A dictator bans people from owning waterlilies. ==================== A pope dreams of a swimming pool that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates his life to finding it. ==================== A dodo lays an egg. The egg is a huge city. ==================== In Iceland there is a poppy that smells like the death penalty. ==================== An undertaker switches bodies with a tortoise shell. ==================== A pope celebrates Thanksgiving with a leather-bound princess and a plastic bag. ==================== A child is thinking of a peppermint inside a marble church. ==================== A psychiatrist discovers an essay by Aristotle on the subject of the Moon. ==================== A duke imagines a bunny that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A book collector imagines a diamond that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A chocolate chip cookie made of the Sun is born in Marrakech. ==================== In Mongolia there is a church which used to be a despot of a small town in Arkansas. ==================== A porcelain city appears over Prague. A historian knows why it has come. ==================== A Sumerian queen finds out that her baby is her cat. ==================== A chocolate army has taken over the world. ==================== The Sun is smoking meth in the belly of a hairdresser. ==================== A book collector spends all her time writing a mathematical treatise about the color gray. ==================== A cleric in the Forbidden City writes a book on how to hug unicorns. ==================== There is a 14th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a snowdome. ==================== A duke discovers that time does not exist, and is relieved. ==================== You wake up and realize you have turned into Venus. ==================== A king receives a strange gift from his grandmother: A tiny clock that can destroy time. ==================== An empress buys a spell from a witch. It makes her think she is a dingo. ==================== A beautiful priest falls in love with the English countryside. ==================== A courtesan kisses the North Pole inside a marble library. ==================== There is a 17th century Welsh prophecy that you will be destroyed by a giant lobster. ==================== By eating a banana, you can reach another world. It is ruled by an owl. ==================== A king owns a pair of spectacles which lets him see every act of defecation going on at the same time. ==================== A theologian realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant plastic bag. ==================== A prince discovers that the Uncertainty Principle does not exist, and is relieved. ==================== A philosopher finds a 16th century book of Hobbes on the subject of cathedrals. ==================== A Norwegian clinical psychologist establishes a practice that assists the future. ==================== An English viceroy passes a law that everyone must be made of graphene. ==================== A clown is dancing all night with the Milky Way inside a crystal ball. ==================== A homeless king declares war on the sun. ==================== A courtesan is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A porn star, a pharmacist and a politician. ==================== A religious man falls in love with a cathedral. ==================== A theologian finds a 14th century book containing instructions for building an opera house out of art gallery. ==================== A pharmacist steals laughter and hides it inside a crystal ball. ==================== A king discovers that his grandfather is a lottery. ==================== A time traveller jumps from medieval Florence to the present. He hands you a rose and says: "Marry me." ==================== A king wakes at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the Sun. ==================== A pastry chef is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a cloud and a life-size penis. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A king decides to destroy the English language. ==================== A Babylonian solicitor falls into a lake filled with sleep. A Madagascan solicitor jumps in to save him. ==================== A talk show host is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be an umbrella. ==================== A professor invents a better version of sexual intercourse: Hugging clouds. ==================== A congresswoman imagines a lion in the shape of a bell that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A silent politician builds an enormous church. It goes on to be a king in a Victorian World. ==================== A bisexual opera singer falls in love with a photo of a glass city. ==================== A 45-year-old woman falls into a lake filled with solitude. The lake is filled with the letter "A." ==================== An archaeologist dreams of a yurt that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A Madagascan dictator bans people from owning clocks. ==================== A Danish archangel builds a chapel that is filled with capitalism. ==================== A Venetian almanac describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a-listening to a cello. ==================== A pot of tea causes anyone who drinks it to think they are a clown. ==================== A witch is hiding in a plastic ocean. ==================== A volcano made of mermaids appears in Constantinople. ==================== A lawyer owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every moment since the birth of Christ. ==================== A time traveller jumps from the Victorian age to the present. He hands you a poem and says: "You are beautiful." ==================== A cosmologist is reading a willow pattern plate. Suddenly, the willow pattern plate turns into a dictionary. ==================== An albatross lays an egg. Inside the egg is a mermaid. ==================== A Sumerian nun spends all her spare time writing a poem about every blow job by a pirate. ==================== A nurse places a curse on a Cuckoo clock. It makes her think she is a swan. ==================== A chess piece is elected President of the United States of America. ==================== A girl is reading a book about the Moon that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it. ==================== An Italian king builds a colossal church. Then a witch appears and says: "That church is my baby." ==================== A nihilistic king wakes at midnight every night to have sexual intercourse with the Greek tragedy. ==================== An Armenian sultan builds a cathedral that is filled with true love. ==================== A mechanical device causes anyone who uses it to turn into a princess. ==================== A clown has an unusual ability: He can sense the presence of song birds. ==================== A woman writes a poem that is made out of the number zero. ==================== A lesbian mermaid falls in love with a glass city. ==================== An undertaker is singing in a glass labyrinth. ==================== A sorcerer is dreaming of an oasis in Morocco. Suddenly, the oasis turns into a pizza. ==================== A silvertip is elected Prime Minister of Wales. ==================== A pirate is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A secretary, a schoolmistress and a fashion stylist. ==================== An Algerian screenplay describes a way of tying a knot that turns you into a lake. ==================== There is a hailstorm in Manhattan. It hails owls. ==================== A saltire is thinking about a lioness in a marble jungle. ==================== A man is travelling from Prague to a glass labyrinth. ==================== A Facebook celebrity discovers that her baby is a library. ==================== A Belgian baroness has erotic dreams about time travel. ==================== An ambassador discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him see the patriarchy. ==================== A king wipes his forehead with a glass paperweight. ==================== A pharmacist in Tennessee fantasises about destroying childhood. ==================== A Swiss emperor builds a synagogue made of mathematics. ==================== A colonial steamship sails across a sea of time. In that time, it lives a whole other life as a medieval pope. ==================== A rabbi falls in love with a glass city. ==================== A Spanish archangel hears of a ziggurat located inside a glacier, and immediately sets out to find it. ==================== A king owns a magic lantern slide which de every act of defecation that has ever happened. ==================== A sorcerer owns a topiary garden which de every evil deed by a ninja. ==================== An iceberg in Vancouver is made of the Sun in 8 a.m. The Sun is secretly pleased. ==================== An ivory synagogue appears over Jerusalem. A necromancer looks up at it. ==================== A Dutch king builds a chapel that is filled with Freudian theory. ==================== A Syrian prime minister builds a cathedral that is filled with the patriarchy. ==================== A lake in San Francisco is made of the Middle Ages. ==================== A nurse steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a cathedral. ==================== A pastry chef steals a magic lantern and hides it inside a cathedral. ==================== A medieval essay describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a solicitor. ==================== A president reads a love poem about a clock that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates her life to finding it. ==================== A 15-year-old Mermaid falls into a lake filled with opinion. A university professor jumps in to save her. ==================== An Egyptian king owns a glass sextant that is made of time travel. ==================== A king builds a church that is filled with the Enlightenment. ==================== A woman finds out that a library is controlling the world. ==================== A Babylonian nurse runs a hospital for terminally ill mermaids. ==================== A sleazy judge falls in love with a glass continent. ==================== A monk is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An undertaker, a secretary and a poet. The killers are found murdered in a labyrinth. ==================== A professor finds a 16th century book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of cookies. ==================== A book collector is writing a list. It has four items: A dictionary, a telephone, a marble city and a diamond necklace. ==================== A battle cruiser is sailing on an ocean of the future. ==================== A prostitute steals the end of the world and hides it inside a crystal ball. ==================== A chameleon made of umeboshi is born in Tennessee. ==================== A Polish woodcutter discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him have sexual intercourse with prime numbers. ==================== A twelve-year-old archduke decrees that everyone must be made of earwigs. ==================== A Scottish duke decrees that everyone must start listening to flutes. ==================== A duke falls pregnant with the dawn of time. ==================== A princess has a rare gift: She can smell the Moon. She can also feel the presence of bats. ==================== A princess notices a swimming pool filled with gerontophilia. ==================== A necromancer is found dead in a psychiatric hospital. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond ring. ==================== In Sri Lanka there is a library which is singing. ==================== A virtuoso chef is visiting a haunted city. Suddenly, the city turns into a white house of mirrors. ==================== A solicitor owns a glass eye that lets her see everything, including the Moon. ==================== An angel hears of a rectangle that can destroy the laws of physics, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A marshmallow bears a striking resemblance to a medieval arts festival. ==================== A pope is singing on a stained glass church. ==================== A Sicilian psychiatrist spends his whole life writing a mathematical treatise about the future. ==================== A glass cathedral covers the whole of Jerusalem. A professional architect has been assigned to it. ==================== A Madagascan solicitor falls in love with the number zero. ==================== An Algerian artist is writing a 500-year-old book of poetry about the Sun. ==================== A plastic bag floats past you. Nearby, a witch is reading the Communist Manifesto. ==================== A bank manager suddenly turns into a clover. A mermaid looks up at him and says: "That mermaid is my son." ==================== A Scottish vice president spends her life rewriting an encyclopedia. ==================== A solicitor owns a magic lantern slide which de every magic trick by a witch. ==================== A senator decrees that everyone must be a secretary. Things that don't exist start raining from the sky. ==================== A poet realises that she is a book collector from Toledo. She is secretly pleased. ==================== A Quaker writes a sonnet that is made out of three letters of the alphabet. ==================== A king marries the universe. They have one child: A daughter who is made of mathematical wonder. ==================== A Madagascan sorcerer decides to kill asexuality. ==================== A Sumerian shaman owns a pair of binoculars that give him complete understanding of the Moon. ==================== There is a warlock in Toronto that feels old. ==================== A factory in Silicon Valley produces vast quantities of sadness. ==================== A Scottish anthropologist spends all his spare time writing a complete history of every act of defecation that has taken place in Siberia. ==================== A king goes for a walk in an emerald circus tent. When he emerges, he realises he is a firefly. ==================== A mental illness is in a Norwegian garden. A president plots to steal it. ==================== A kelp forest made of homosexuality. ==================== A mermaid steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a glass ocean. ==================== A monk discovers that a clock is controlling the laws of thermodynamics. ==================== A Roman senator has a son named after a cloud in the shape of a pearl. ==================== A young man is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An accountant, a virtual reality porn star and a clown. The people he plans to kill are played by a violinist and a prince. ==================== An archduke says to a baron: "You are beautiful." ==================== You are transported to a city which looks like Budapest, but everything is pink. Ahead of you is a road paved with peacocks. ==================== A witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about the Sun. An angel is reading the Communist Manifesto behind her. ==================== A map of New Zealand is painted on top of a glass mountain. ==================== A sorority of men imagine a forest into existence. ==================== There is a film director in Reno who has a crystal ribcage. ==================== A psychedelic and a political prisoner are flirting with each other. ==================== A dictator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid. ==================== A beautiful man with orange eyes is hiding in a shopping mall. He is thinking about unicorns. There is a lion standing right behind him. ==================== A king finds out that a Persian carpet is controlling the world. ==================== A Sumerian judge sentences a murderer to be devoured by a tiger. ==================== A soldier discovers that the Roman Empire does not exist, and goes mad. ==================== A Danish king builds a church that is filled with the rule of law. ==================== A pastry chef dreams of a stone Christmas tree that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and dedicates her life to finding it. ==================== A philosopher owns a handwritten book of Leibniz on the subject of rooms. ==================== Your mother tells you that you are a duke in an ancient Mongolian city. ==================== A 14-year-old pirate falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A deputy tries to catch every hat in the world. ==================== In Kansas there is a mosquito with candy apples instead of legs. ==================== A solicitor buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a sandalwood tree. ==================== A supermodel in Mexico City fantasises about giving birth to the number Pi. ==================== A neo-Nazi mermaid buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra brain. ==================== A porcelain ship sails across a sea of time. It is controlled by a giant clam. ==================== A Taoiseach has a rare gift: He can smell the future. ==================== A duke owns a tiny clockwork device which allows him to turn everything into emeralds. ==================== An arrogant archduke makes a speech about the Sun that continues for 195 billion years. ==================== A sculptor is dancing in a cathedral. When he emerges, he realises he is a dragonfly. ==================== A dragon appears in a cathedral in Prague. It gives you a frosted cake. ==================== A cannibal is found dead in a synagogue. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond necklace. ==================== You are standing in a clockwork wheat field. A sad giant squid is inside you. ==================== A witch places a curse on a pope. It makes him think she is a clown in a French baron's palace. ==================== A senator is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a clown. ==================== You discover that you are a composer in a 12th century Turkestan city. ==================== A 15-year-old book collector falls in love with the future. ==================== A schoolmistress in Manhattan wishes to catalogue every diamond in the universe. ==================== There is a gay sauna in New Zealand. Everyone who goes there is an ear of corn. ==================== A lizard made of jade is born in Barcelona. ==================== A Brazilian homeopath runs a clinic for caring for clockwork devices. ==================== A university in the Bay Area is famous for hosting weddings. ==================== A neurosurgeon dreams of a glass eye that can destroy the universe, and dedicates his life to finding it. ==================== A magical poem describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young. ==================== A circus performer is invented that is made of love at first sight. ==================== A congressman imagines an olive that can destroy the Universe, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== An American congressman passes a law that everyone must start making a list of every sin that has taken place in Shanghai. ==================== A beautiful man with yellow eyes is sitting in a living dictionary. He is thinking about the future. There is a cockroach standing right behind him. ==================== A Madagascan duke falls into a pond filled with the sun. A boy jumps in to save him. ==================== A 27-year-old woman grows a pectoral muscle that is made of irony. ==================== There is a thunderstorm in Morocco. But instead of bolts of lightning, there are bolts of cucumbers. ==================== A soufflé made of winter is born in Prague. ==================== A Greek court jester steals the speed of light and hides it inside a diamond cathedral. ==================== There is a 13th century Welsh prophecy that you will be destroyed by a skyscraper. ==================== A British senator declares war on the Sun. ==================== A depressed king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with chocolate. ==================== A sociologist in Toronto fantasises about destroying windchimes. ==================== A Mexican king wakes up one day and has turned into a cockroach. He becomes world-famous. ==================== An Assyrian king hatches a plan to destroy every aquarium in the world. ==================== A man steals the end of the world and hides it inside a golden labyrinth. ==================== A beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a library. He is thinking about the Sun. There is a swamp behind him. ==================== An alien has a wax heart painted on its back. ==================== A carnation that can destroy the Sun grows in a Bavarian garden. A king plots to steal it. ==================== A Babylonian archangel passes a law against the colour blue. ==================== A famine has taken place in Constantinople. An ambassador is responsible. ==================== A torus made of Spring is born in Tibet. ==================== A woman finds a 5th century BC book containing instructions for building a shopping mall out of piles of coal. ==================== A vampire is climbing up the side of a book. It has been his lifelong ambition. ==================== A gay monk builds a church made of television. ==================== An irritable doctor plants a seed. An opera singer grows from it. ==================== A pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every laugh taking place at that moment. ==================== A Swiss king owns a tiny glass sphere which lets him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ. ==================== A child is standing perfectly still inside an emerald. ==================== In New Zealand there is an ostrich feather which is getting married. ==================== A Catalan empress gets married to a large owl inside a glass supermarket. ==================== A sculptor is reading a book about the Berlin Wall that extends for 1,000 years. ==================== A pigeon made of heroin is born in Cape Town. ==================== A schoolmistress is writing a list. It has four items: an astrolabe, a rose, a snake and a diamond necklace. ==================== A Sumerian congressman builds a church that is filled with the letter "L." ==================== A rhinoceros made of Eucalyptus appears in the Forbidden City. ==================== The Moon is reading the Communist Manifesto inside a firefly. ==================== A maharajah falls into a lake filled with the Paris Métro. A college professor jumps in to save him. ==================== A child discovers that beauty does not exist, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A coyote made of prime numbers is born in Milwaukee. ==================== An astronomer suddenly turns into a candle. The witch wishes to write a poem about it. ==================== A professor is found dead in a library. Beside her is a testicle and a diamond necklace. ==================== A Sumerian duchess passes a law that everyone must start taking pictures. ==================== A duke is praying in a glass labyrinth. ==================== A king writes a poem that is made out of the middle class. ==================== A lawyer is reading a Greek tragedy about a teapot that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it. ==================== A congressman is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a book. ==================== A shaman realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant mechanical bumble bee. ==================== A priest owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see every employer in Cape Town. ==================== A pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see, hear, smell, touch and taste the Vatican. ==================== A billionaire owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the number zero. ==================== A computer game designer owns a prism that allows her to kiss everyone in the world at the same time. ==================== An irritable bureaucrat falls into a lake filled with newspapers. A poet jumps in to save him. ==================== A Madagascan princess murders a duke with an unusual weapon: She stabs the king with an ice cube. ==================== An Italian courtesan spends his life rewriting a book. ==================== A depressed pastry chef writes a manuscript that is made out of the letters "C" and "P". It describes a world made of paradoxes. ==================== A Brazilian king spends his life rewriting a book. ==================== A sous chef finds out that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant glass ballroom. ==================== A senator decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with Latvian reality. ==================== A haunted piglet is roaming the streets of Mumbai. On All Hallow's Eve it starts checking Facebook. ==================== A medieval Maltese peasant appears in a police station in Glasgow. An officer says: "This is the end of time." ==================== A Venetian professor of English literature hears of a cosmos made of lies, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A journalist is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A schoolteacher, a bureaucrat and a king. The aim is to liberate the universe. ==================== A supermodel in Tokyo fantasises about having sexual intercourse with polar bears. ==================== A Danish blog describes a method of having sexual intercourse that kills everyone who is young. ==================== A piglet holds up a jewellery store. It steals 14 amethysts, a ruby and a magic diamond necklace. ==================== A bishop sees a birthmark in the shape of a star. ==================== An empress sits on a glass field. ==================== A professor finds a long lost book of Plato on the subject of compasses. ==================== A Dutch king builds a church that is filled with the patriarchy. ==================== A king bans people from owning books. ==================== A ballet company of zoetropes is roaming the streets of Glasgow. ==================== A firefly made of air is born in Toronto. ==================== A professor owns a magic lantern slide which de every act of defecation that has ever happened. ==================== An archangel sees a leopard with teeth instead of spots. ==================== An empress yearns to write a poem that is made out of the number zero. ==================== A museum for invalids appears in Borneo. ==================== A pope sets out on a journey to a glass topaz. ==================== A Greek king wishes to imprison every ice cream cone in the world. ==================== A lonely philosopher plays a game of cards with a map of the world. In that time, he lives another life as a Danish king. ==================== A Maltese duchess builds a church that is filled with the weather. ==================== A Mexican king has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of swimming pools. ==================== A Macedonian shaman spends all his time writing a history of every murder that has taken place in Brooklyn. ==================== There is a Troi Galapagos tortoise shell that is infinitely long. ==================== A 16-year-old baroness hatches a plan to kill opposites. ==================== A kid remembers everything that has taken place in Dar es Salaam. ==================== A Sumerian baroness builds a church that is filled with mathematics. ==================== An ash tree dressed up as a breast grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A pope plots to steal it. ==================== A fallen angel is replaced by a spider in an ancient Californian city. ==================== A Danish king passes a law that everyone must be jealous. ==================== A sous chef makes a samosa. Inside is the weather. ==================== A deputy catches a taxi to a crystal ball. ==================== A Greek god tells you that you are a poltergeist in human form. ==================== A priest puts a hex on a duke. It causes her to be afraid of cold. ==================== A gambler is looking for a pair of binoculars that let him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the rest of the universe. ==================== A prime minister asks you to solve a riddle: Why did the universe begin with a C? ==================== A Catalan king builds a church that is filled with language. ==================== A hedgehog and a baron are falling in love. Their parents do not approve. ==================== A king hears of a city located inside a forest, and starts looking for it. ==================== A man steals the philosophy of Leibniz and hides it inside a glass tulip. ==================== A king bans people from owning mermaids. ==================== An astronaut is reading a notebook by Leibniz on the subject of the Sun. ==================== A Mexican king discovers that the universe does not exist, and goes mad. ==================== A stone-hearted archduke decrees that everyone must be made of the Sun. ==================== A Venetian shaman passes a law against marriage. It causes him to grow an extra penis. ==================== A California-born screenwriter realises that he is a parrot. Then a rainbow appears above his head. ==================== A Spanish king sneaks out of bed at midnight to have sexual intercourse with the number zero. ==================== A crown falls out of the sky. Then a spy turns up the heat. ==================== A duke proposes marriage to the laws of physics. ==================== There is a video game developer in Disneyland that employs angels. ==================== A king catches a taxi to a crystal ball. ==================== A mad scientist is writing an e about your heart's desire. ==================== A Ukrainian minister declares war on time. ==================== A surrealist is painting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. ==================== An exotic dancer is visiting a castle. Suddenly, the castle turns into an undertaker. ==================== A Venetian secretary hears of a forest made of mirrors, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A mermaid buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a doctor in Baghdad. ==================== A child realises that she is a dingo. A dingo is reading The Alchemist. ==================== A dictator owns a tombstone that is made of the Roman Empire. ==================== A man owns a prayer in the form of a magpie. ==================== There is a Norwegian reality TV show in which participants must count all the clocks in Toronto. ==================== In Budapest there is a flower which has petals in the shape of hunger. ==================== A Madagascan king builds a swimming pool that is filled with color. ==================== A congressman sees a red-eyed sheikate his baby. ==================== A maharajah is sentenced to death by a king for writing a book about unicorns. ==================== A mute albatross lays an egg. The embryo is a gas station. ==================== A stranger tells you that you are a zebra. Is that true? ==================== A Somali princess builds a cathedral that is filled with infinity. ==================== A mermaid owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see yesterday. ==================== A witch is hiding in a cathedral. She is thinking about the future. There is a vampire standing right behind her. ==================== A Tunisian court sentences a criminal to be devoured by a gigantic snake. ==================== A rainbow is elected Prime Minister of Australia. ==================== A teenage king buys a magical mirror which reflects everything but the speed of light. ==================== A king builds a labyrinth made of fortune. ==================== A gondola floats past you. Then a sheep is inside it. ==================== A duke owns an animated GIF which de every crime that has ever happened. ==================== A historian realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a huge glass cathedral. ==================== A king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid. ==================== A letter by a professor of English literature describes a universe made of boredom. ==================== In Shanghai is an invisible castle that feels frightened. ==================== A Dutch archduke decrees that everyone must be a nurse. ==================== A Mexican baroness hears of a walnut tree that grows clocks, and sends an army to destroy them. ==================== A 16-year-old princess realises that her father is a huge magpie. ==================== A Sumerian sorceress has a rare gift: she can smell capitalism. ==================== A caliph owns a medieval painting which de every sin that has ever happened. ==================== A bunch of philosophers are setting out on a long journey. Their aim is to find a lost book of Aristotle. ==================== A duke is thinking about slippers inside a crystal ball. ==================== A porn star discovers that the stars are being controlled by a vast, iron-hearted bear. ==================== A sorority of scholars imagine a staircase into existence. ==================== A Venetian king builds a church that is filled with science fiction. ==================== A teenage king falls in love with a glass forest. ==================== A man finds a magic fountain in Paris. ==================== A game show host is looking for a teapot in a turquoise forest. ==================== A princess owns a pair of spectacles that let her see all the stars. ==================== A 17-year-old baroness falls in love with a black hole. ==================== A Madagascan mermaid owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see, hear, smell, touch and taste the working class. ==================== A software developer owns a legendary book that contains instructions for building a cathedral out of rainbow. ==================== A clown steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a terracotta ocean. ==================== A baron owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him smell every horoscope in Alexandria. ==================== A princess is proposing marriage to the Sun. The Sun is secretly having an affair with a bear. ==================== A pastry chef in Taiwan fantasises about destroying net neutrality. ==================== A cloud in Kiev is made of the Sun. ==================== A child is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A duke, an archaeologist and an army major. ==================== A tropical island is ruled by a clock. In that time, the life of a 27-year-old king passes through your hands. ==================== A cyanide-laced sycamore tree causes anyone who climbs it to turn into an archangel. ==================== A mathematician is found dead in a hospital. Beside her is an eyeball and a diamond necklace. ==================== A baroness switches bodies with a clay pigeon. ==================== A hippopotamus is diagnosed with bipolar disorder. A doctor tries to help it, but it is too late. ==================== A medieval book describes a universe where everything is made of music. ==================== A girl has an unusual ability: She can sense the presence of albatrosses. ==================== A mermaid owns an essay by Nietzsche on the subject of Martha Graham. ==================== A sculptor can see every act of defecation that has taken place in the Mediterranean Sea. ==================== A sultan owns a beehive that is made of the Sun. ==================== A 15-year-old executive turns out to be a chess piece. ==================== There is a 12th century Welsh prophecy that you will be killed by a giant clam. ==================== A Syrian king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with a glass city. ==================== A mysterious butler is hiding in a cathedral. He is thinking about the color grey. There is a rhinoceros standing right behind him. ==================== A plastic bag floats past you. Nearby, a little boy is hiding in a pine forest. ==================== An Iranian baroness sees a flock of birds in the shape of a diamond ring. ==================== A 12-year-old boy falls in love with failure. ==================== A Babylonian duke builds a church that is filled with the letter "B." ==================== A magical manuscript describes a way to steal the universe. ==================== An archangel sees a painting of a mountain that can destroy all life on earth, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== An ancient order of monks imagine a forest into existence. ==================== A young man is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A bureaucrat, an anthropologist and a king. The aim is to find a mysterious crystal ball. ==================== A glass palace appears over the Garden of Eden. A porn star looks up at it. ==================== A duke bans people from owning dreams. ==================== A realtor owns a tiny glass sphere that lets her see everything in Detroit. ==================== A porcelain ship sails across a sea of the English language. ==================== A scholar writes a poem that is made out of the sun. ==================== A Dutch king builds a church that is filled with life. ==================== A 13th century book describes a world in which nothing exists, and in which the only thing that exists is a silver city. ==================== A queen is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a rainbow. ==================== A city in Siberia is made of the Roman Empire. ==================== You suddenly become as wise as Aristotle. ==================== Solve this mystery: A duchess is found dead in a labyrinth. Beside the body is a breast and a gold bar. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A pharmacist finds a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every act of defecation that has taken place in Damascus. ==================== A boy is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A scientist, a baron, and an undertaker. ==================== A sailor is aiming to replace every sous chef with a moon. ==================== A pastry chef is sentenced to death by a clown for writing a book about it. ==================== A necromancer is writing a PhD thesis about the future. The thesis turns into a swan. ==================== A Belgian king builds a labyrinth made of contradictions. ==================== A senator bans people from owning mermaids. ==================== A duchess is trying to find out if the death penalty is real. ==================== A sixteen-year-old film director falls in love with a glass library. ==================== A Kurdish poet finds out that her kitten is her father. ==================== A doctor is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a moon and a windchime. ==================== A thin, beautiful woman with eyes made of time flies to Paris on her lunch break. ==================== A Sicilian court jester owns a verse that is made out of the Sun. ==================== There is a forest in Chicago that feels poor. ==================== A game show host can see every act of defecation that has taken place in Africa. ==================== A professor of English literature is writing a poem about the Moon. The poem is about the Sun. ==================== A philosopher discovers a mystical book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of question marks. ==================== A witch is hiding in a hospital. She is thinking about the Sun. There is a thunderstorm behind her. ==================== A rabbi steals a shard of glass and hides it inside a cathedral. ==================== A Mongolian baroness discovers that her baby is an ocean. ==================== Solve this mystery: A leather-bound philosophical treatise describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a newspaper. ==================== A prince suddenly turns into a gumdrop. Nobody notices. ==================== A pope searches for a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every act of treachery happening around the world. ==================== A king builds a gigantic shopping mall for mountains. ==================== A glass palace covers the whole of Quebec. A president is in the centre. ==================== An English girl receives a strange gift from her kitten: A woolly mammoth covered in rubies. ==================== An Algerian necromancer owns a tiny clockwork device which allows him to be everywhere in Alexandria at the same time. ==================== A sorceress falls pregnant with the Vatican. ==================== A Belgian countess hears of a cathedral located inside a swamp, and begins looking for it. ==================== A cemetery in Moscow is made of the end of the world. ==================== A Norwegian king passes a law that everyone must be drunk. ==================== A deaf piglet is elected Prime Minister of New Zealand. It has four legs. ==================== A university professor discovers that the economy is being masterminded by a giant clam. ==================== A potent herb causes anyone who smells it to be afraid of clouds. ==================== A Mexican congressman builds a cathedral that is filled with the Apocalypse. ==================== A young man is hiding a secret: He has a penis instead of an eyebrow. The penis is located in Venice. ==================== A eucalyptus tree made of silence grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A woman searches for it. ==================== A famous opera singer realises that her baby is made from social media. ==================== A fisherman becomes a millionaire by buying and selling the number zero. ==================== A famous architect designs a cathedral made of the Sun. It is destroyed by a cloud of darkness. ==================== A grasshopper made of comets is born in Canada. ==================== A Scottish baron decrees that everyone must be gay. ==================== A Fijian sorcerer buys a diamond that allows him to taste every dish in Vancouver at the same time. ==================== A queen tastes a glass melon. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a Venetian girl. ==================== A witch owns a golden lamé lamp which allows her to touch everything in Jerusalem at the same time. ==================== A prime minister owns a pair of binoculars which let him see every act of defecation since the birth of Christ. ==================== A priest builds a church that is filled with gerontophilia. ==================== A stone-hearted king decrees that everyone must be drunk. ==================== Every single doctor in Toronto is playing chess. ==================== A Tamil mother discovers that her baby is a hyena. ==================== A witch is trying to solve a riddle: What is evil, has 14 shoulders, and is found in a restaurant? ==================== An opera singer is poisoned by a giant clam. The clam is determined to destroy fantasy. ==================== A psychologist finds a medieval book containing instructions for building a mansion out of umbrella. ==================== There is a porcelain city in Ohio that feels rich. ==================== A parrot lays an egg. Inside the egg is a pope. ==================== A sharp-eyed prime minister falls in love with a book. ==================== A panda bear is reading the Communist Manifesto inside a marble library. ==================== A sheik asks you to solve a riddle: I look like a duck egg, sound like a trumpet and am made of lumberjack, what am I? ==================== An actor sits on a glass library. ==================== A volcano celebrates its graduation from university. ==================== A governess is weeping inside a willow pattern plate. ==================== A penniless countess discovers that her kitten is her mother. ==================== A Pharaoh owns a pair of spectacles that let him sense the presence of the future. ==================== A Syrian congressman bans people from owning snakes. ==================== A numismatist suddenly turns into an ear. Then a planet is born inside her. ==================== A scholar discovers that the French Revolution is controlling the media. ==================== A nihilistic baron passes a law against the Sun. It makes him think he is a vampire. ==================== A Madagascan princess has erotic dreams about the English diet. They always start with a pine tree. ==================== A good-natured queen decrees that everyone must be a solicitor. ==================== A little girl is singing in the belly of an ostrich. That bird is your father. ==================== A bookstore is haunted by the ghost of a Tunisian pharmacist. She carries a ball in her hands. ==================== A tree made of Mickey Mouse appears in Dar es Salaam. ==================== A scientist discovers that the economy is being controlled by the global financial system. ==================== An Instagram celebrity is sent to jail, where he meets a thief who has stolen the letter "S." She is held prisoner in a mechanical device for 13 years. ==================== A jade forest appears over Reno. A girl is talking to it. ==================== A pirate is dancing all night with the Sun inside an emerald ==================== A Tunisian court sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a sea serpent. ==================== A secret society of scholars imagine a labyrinth into existence. ==================== A scholar finds a notebook by Heidegger on the subject of the past. ==================== A magpie made of humble pie is born in Borodino. ==================== There is a porcelain monster in Constantinople that feels passionate. ==================== A lonely king hatches a plan to destroy the sun. ==================== A marsupial undertaker searches for a tiny glass sphere that lets you see every sin since the birth of Christ. ==================== A professor discovers that time does not exist, and is relieved. ==================== A philanthropist in Lapland is proposing marriage to the Moon. ==================== A philosopher plays a game of dominoes with a chrysanthemum. ==================== A Maltese king discovers a tiny glass sphere that lets him see every thought since the birth of Christ. ==================== There is a snowstorm in New Zealand. It snows opera houses. ==================== A feral cat is hiding in a cathedral. It feels anxious. ==================== A prime minister declares war on all life on earth. ==================== A duke owns a stained-glass window which de every act of procrastination by a high school teacher. ==================== A Spanish archduke hires a clown to kill time. ==================== A scholar is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a telephone and a devil with eyes made of the alphabet. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A prime minister decides to steal every yurt in the East Village. ==================== A shaman is looking for a tiny glass sphere that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics. ==================== An old lady smokes a cigarette in a cathedral. She is thinking about the Sun. There is an army officer standing right behind her. ==================== A courtesan is climbing up the side of a huge glass whale. He takes 19 years to reach the top. ==================== A prime minister is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid. ==================== There is a 13th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be killed by a giant clam. ==================== A sous chef falls in love with the weather. ==================== An army officer discovers that a glass eye is controlling the President of the United States. ==================== An Austrian lord owns a topiary garden which de every blow job in Vancouver. ==================== A baby is born in Budapest with the head of a pandora and the body of a Mexican king. The Pandora Project wishes to write a treatise about it. ==================== A princess owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every act of torture that has ever happened. ==================== A Tibetan duke builds a synagogue made of the future. ==================== A father discovers a tiny glass sphere which lets you see every sin since the birth of Christ. ==================== A porn star is queuing up the world's first-born sons. ==================== A book collector switches bodies with a rose bush. ==================== A clam is eating a cigarette in a scale model of the Garden of Eden. ==================== A math teacher owns a treatise by Heidegger on the subject of love at first sight. ==================== An empress falls pregnant with a moon. A cloud of it falls from the sky. ==================== A clerk goes for a walk in a forest and discovers a maple tree made of winter. ==================== A king owns a Persian carpet which de every act of sexual intercourse by a trained artist. ==================== A courtesan is found dead in a locked room. Next to her is a desert and a cold-hearted mermaid. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A Macedonian television station airs a show about angels that lasts for 225,000 years. ==================== A pastry chef invents a new theory of economics based on the movement of swans. ==================== A narcissistic king builds a swimming pool that is filled with the world. ==================== A topiary tree made of regret appears in Baghdad. ==================== A man steals the dawn of time and hides it inside a cathedral. ==================== A skeleton made of glass is born in Toronto. ==================== A baroness is hiding her feelings about the Universe inside a golden library. ==================== An old woman smokes a cigarette in a cathedral. She is thinking about the Sun. A chill wind is blowing in the distance. ==================== A little girl sits on a glass labyrinth. She is thinking about lovers. A frog is hiding behind her. ==================== A bartender discovers an opal that allows her to become a sea shell. ==================== A Scottish king sees a cloud in the shape of a broken heart. ==================== You are imprisoned in a glass tower for the crime of stealing an exaggerated sense of smell. ==================== A novelist reads a dissertation about a clock that can destroy the law of the conservation of matter, and sets out to find it. ==================== A shaman switches bodies with a mandarin. ==================== A mermaid owns a 13th century mirror which reflects the number zero. ==================== A Sumerian shaman plants a seed. A hospital grows from it. ==================== A Soviet archduke wants to steal every barometer in Budapest. ==================== A Dutch professor spends all her time writing a mathematical treatise about snowflakes. ==================== A gorgeous man with orange eyes is hiding in a cathedral. He is thinking about the Sun. A witch is standing right behind him. ==================== A king decides to kill starlight. ==================== A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry a Bolivian software developer,' she says to you. ==================== A pastry chef buys a spell from a witch. It makes him think he is a sandalwood tree. ==================== A fake birthday party is roaming the streets of a small town in Colorado. It has come to steal the patriarchy. ==================== A philosopher owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of kindness since the birth of Christ. ==================== A Greek king builds a church made of mental illness. ==================== A king owns a library which is made of heraldry. ==================== A prime minister is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a Senate. ==================== A priest dedicates his life to creating a library made of the future. ==================== A clown is doing nothing at all inside an iceberg. ==================== A clown reads a dissertation about a snail that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and sets out to find it. ==================== A monk spends all his time writing a complete history of every sin that has taken place in Portland. ==================== A clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a spider on it. 'It means that you will marry a Belgian businessman,' she says to you. ==================== There is a 17th century Danish prophecy that you will be destroyed by a synagogue. ==================== In a chocolate town there is a volcano which is trapped inside a maze. ==================== An Armenian professor spends nineteen months writing a poem about snakes. ==================== A mathematician has a rare gift: She can smell capitalism. ==================== A woman is weeping inside a poem. ==================== An old woman smokes a cigarette in a temple. She is thinking about the Sun. A vampire is chewing gum behind her. ==================== The Sun is reading the Communist Manifesto in a pharmacy. ==================== A philosopher finds a glass book containing instructions for building a cathedral out of sugar cubes. ==================== A pyramid grows and grows until it is the size of Jerusalem. ==================== A brilliant chef bakes a cake made of creams. ==================== A fictional poem describes a way that you can control the head of a mosaic waterfall. ==================== A professor of English literature has a rare gift: she can feel the presence of bears. ==================== A woman gets married to a glass dream inside a stained glass church. ==================== A unicorn floats above Marseille. It is controlled by a tiger. ==================== A yellow mustard seed made of a spider is growing in a Mesopotamian garden. A prime minister plots to steal it. ==================== A lesbian counts to ten. In that time, he lives for twenty-one years as a Venetian king. ==================== A monk is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a cloud. ==================== A thundercloud in the Forbidden City is made of the Sun. ==================== There is a prostitute in New York who has a mechanical neck. ==================== A professor of English literature buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a diamond necklace. ==================== A scholar finds a handwritten book of Wittgenstein on the subject of the Sun. ==================== A theologian is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A neurosurgeon, a queen and a baron. The murderer is secretly pleased. ==================== A drone is wandering the streets of a small town in Colorado. Suddenly, the town turns into a dick. ==================== A spaghetti dragon is riding a bicycle from Borneo to a glass continent. ==================== A falcon made of rubies and platinum is born in Prague. ==================== An Armenian chef makes a samosa. Inside the samosa is lunacy. ==================== A Croatian boat sails across a sea of childhood. ==================== There is a Somali reality TV show in which contestants must count all the dreamcatchers in New York. ==================== A speck of dust is all that is needed to destroy the law of the conservation of matter. ==================== A secretary is found dead in a hospital. Next to her is a typewriter and a lonely angel. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A pirate is ignoring a rule that everyone should be a software developer. ==================== A Welsh king owns a pebble that is made of the weather. ==================== A sorceress buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to become a hospital. ==================== A German viceroy declares war on sexual frustration. ==================== A man discovers that the British Raj does not exist, and is secretly pleased. ==================== There is a tornado in Constantinople. It sucks up witches. ==================== A duke owns a tiny glass sphere that allows him to taste every dish in Constantinople at the same time. ==================== A walnut tree that can create the Roman Empire grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A friend searches for it. ==================== A sorcerer is walking from Seattle to a porcelain city. ==================== By touching a maple tree, you can reach another world. It is filled with chocolate chip cookies. ==================== A king is secretly having an affair with a glass cathedral. ==================== A Babylonian king builds a cathedral that is filled with the rule of law. ==================== A Ugandan film director falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A chambermaid discovers that her baby is made of our time. ==================== A Norwegian archduke builds a church made of silence. ==================== A medieval baroness officially announces that she does not exist. The reason: she is a duck. An ostrich. ==================== A Latvian archduke builds a cathedral that is filled with the letter "N." ==================== A bureaucrat in the East Village is famous for taking a photograph of carbon dioxide. ==================== A Burmese sorcerer falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A princess owns a magical eye which lets you see every argument since the birth of Christ. ==================== A sorcerer asks you to solve a riddle: Why is a pine tree like a clock? ==================== A mystic finds a diary written by a pharmacist who saw a bat with a tooth inside a marble whale. ==================== A courtesan is looking for a telescope which lets him see every argument happening around the world. ==================== A Chinese secretary falls in love with silence. ==================== A surrealist catches a taxi to a porcelain sea serpent. ==================== A child plays a game of cards with a duck pond. ==================== A secret society of mathematicians imagine a labyrinth into existence. ==================== A schoolteacher suddenly turns into a rose. He becomes world-famous. ==================== A Spanish court sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a giant clam. ==================== A book collector discovers a pair of binoculars which let him see every thought since the birth of Christ. ==================== Rumor has it that you are a queen in a 12th century Arabian city. ==================== A battlecruiser sails across an ocean of Starbucks. ==================== There is a 17th century Scottish prophecy that you will be destroyed by a synagogue. ==================== A 36-year-old senator decrees that everyone must be a judge. ==================== A courtesan writes a poem that is made out of death. ==================== The Sun is drinking gin in a glass labyrinth. ==================== A web server is reading up on a machine made of snowdomes. ==================== A cold-hearted pop diva falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A text is written in the sky in snow. It reads: "Don't be stupid." ==================== A supreme court justice passes a law that everyone must be drunk. ==================== In Portland there is an olive tree that smells like the Sun. ==================== A Mexican pastry chef is killed by a giant clam while he is trying to write a novel about it. ==================== A stone-hearted man is writing a PhD thesis about the future. ==================== A novelist finds a leather-bound book containing instructions for building a synagogue out of seashells. ==================== A mountain whispers to a shepherd: "I wish I was a cathedral." ==================== A duke decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with infinity. ==================== A duke buys a spell from a witch. It causes him to become a cathedral. ==================== A book collector finds a 16th century manuscript of a poem about a clock that can destroy philosophy, and devotes his life to finding it. ==================== A Portuguese baroness owns a set of porcelain figurines which de every fear in the known world. ==================== A Canadian essay describes a way of tying a knot that kills everyone who is young. ==================== There is a storm in Constantinople. It is made of air. ==================== A nun in the Bay Area is known for giving birth to secretaries. ==================== A philosopher writes a treatise that is made out of the speed of light. ==================== A tanuki is eating a glass star. ==================== A young woman falls in love with a glass palace. ==================== A silent Dutch king decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the North Pole. ==================== A Madagascan philosopher spends his entire life writing a mathematical treatise about the Middle Ages. ==================== You are locked away inside a gold mine. ==================== A 12-year-old blacksmith falls in love with a glass library. ==================== A duke owns a stained-glass window which de every sin that has ever happened. ==================== A Sicilian book of poetry describes a way of tying a knot that wishes to be a king. ==================== An empress dreams of a rainbow that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates her life to finding it. ==================== Twelve children imagine a rainbow into existence. ==================== A Madagascan king builds a church that is filled with the letter "M." ==================== A software developer discovers that the Moon is controlling everything. ==================== A professor finds an essay by Aristotle on the subject of the weather. ==================== A beautiful mermaid falls in love with the number zero. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a Catalan archduke. ==================== A synagogue is haunted by the ghost of a pastry chef. He keeps repeating one word: "Beverages." ==================== A senator dreams of a marble hospital that can destroy the laws of physics, and dedicates his life to finding it. ==================== A boxer realises that he is a Neanderthal. He becomes world-famous. ==================== A unicorn is riding a bicycle from Delhi to a glass ocean. ==================== There is a tornado in the Forbidden City. It sucks up croissants. ==================== A Spanish vice president sees a movie about a salamander that can destroy the laws of thermodynamics, and becomes obsessed with finding it. ==================== A solicitor turns into a lagoon. ==================== A dead king is elected governor of Vermont. ==================== A Scottish king is trying to find out the price of the speed of light. ==================== A famous architect designs a synagogue made of maple trees. But the funding is cut, and the synagogue is never built. ==================== A Syrian senator bans people from owning eels. ==================== A virus causes you to be afraid of clocks. ==================== A theologian discovers that the universe does not exist, and is secretly pleased. ==================== A mysterious desert island appears over Lapland. A princess looks up at it. ==================== A mermaid owns a prism that allows her to taste every dish in Prague at the same time. ==================== In Germany there is a jackalope that smells like the number Pi. ==================== A senator proposes to have sexual intercourse with an infinity. ==================== A Babylonian princess realises that her baby is a diamond necklace. ==================== A Venetian congressman sees a birthmark in the shape of a swimming pool. ==================== A Brazilian baroness throws a party for the weather. ==================== A Persian playwright finds out that his kitten is a mirror. ==================== A Venetian king builds a church that is filled with the letters "P" and "N." ==================== A 16-year-old book collector falls in love with a glass forest. ==================== An Egyptian queen plays a game of chess with a cathedral. ==================== A math teacher in Ohio fantasises about giving birth to the sun. ==================== A convicted criminal falls in love with the weather. ==================== A poet realises that an elephant is controlling the weather. It is controlled by a wooden leg. ==================== A tormented poet finds out that she is a necromancer in a 12th century Tunisian city. ==================== A hermit is convicted of the crime of killing a kitten. ==================== One night all the stars are replaced by thermometers. ==================== A South African countess discovers that her baby is a spider. ==================== A child is writing a list of people he plans to kill: An anthropologist, a secretary and a geek. The people he plans to kill is a prince in Egypt. ==================== A young woman dedicates her life to creating a universe where everything is teeth. ==================== A 16-year-old man falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A burrito is elected Governor of New York State. ==================== A duchess spends his life writing an e about the dawn of time. ==================== A dozen kings imagine a rainbow into existence. ==================== A senator announces that she wishes to have sexual intercourse with memory. ==================== A clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry an Albanian software developer,' she says to you. ==================== A philosopher is killed by a dingo while writing a poem about it. ==================== A placenta is elected Governor of New York State. ==================== A famous baroness buys a spell from a witch. It causes her to grow an extra neck. ==================== A mermaid is travelling from China to a crystal ball. ==================== A duke owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him see, hear, smell, touch and taste the minimum wage. ==================== In the Forbidden City there is a tombstone which is made of ignorance. ==================== A senator owns a 15th century mirror which reflects the number zero. ==================== A priest is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be a pirate ship. ==================== A beautiful violinist has a rare gift: He can sense the presence of deserts. ==================== A beautiful man with orange eyes is sitting in a stained glass cemetery. He is thinking about love. A witch is looking at him. ==================== A 19-year-old philosopher plays a game of cards with a unicorn. ==================== A king is assassinated. The murderer is revealed to be a pyramid. ==================== A maharajah falls in love with a glass cathedral. ==================== A Madagascan dictator bans people from owning squares. ==================== A plastic bag floats past you. Then a witch appears and says: "That plastic bag is my husband." ==================== A Madagascan king walks into a forest and discovers a poppy that is made of infinity. ==================== A refugee in Mexico City fantasises about eating the universe. ==================== There is a 17th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a huge clam. ==================== A Sicilian congressman falls in love with a glass library. ==================== A stranger tells you that you are a pirate in a glass city. ==================== A lily that can destroy hedge funds grows in a Mesopotamian garden. A vice president plots to steal it. ==================== A Sumerian museum of art is haunted by the ghost of a Brazilian congresswoman. She carries a clockwork device in her hands. ==================== A pope realises that he does not exist. The only thing that exists is a giant frozen church. ==================== An Algerian duke builds a church made of gravity. ==================== A magpie made of the Sun is born in Newcastle. ==================== A Hungarian judge sentences a book collector to be devoured by a unicorn. ==================== A Hungarian judge sentences a convicted criminal to be devoured by a whale. The murderer is secretly pleased. ==================== A teenager in Germany is famous for selling the weather. ==================== An anthropologist is found dead in a locked room. Beside the body is a breast and a puddle of honey. Can you explain what happened? ==================== A successful lawyer falls in love with a marble church. ==================== A pharmacist owns a tiny glass sphere which lets her see every act of defecation that has taken place in Milwaukee. ==================== A stranger tells you that you are a queen in an ancient Danish city. ==================== A 23-year-old empress falls pregnant with infinity. ==================== A woman falls in love with a dream. The dream is a volcano. ==================== A dictator decrees that everyone must have sexual intercourse with the kings of Africa. ==================== A polyamorous pastry chef falls in love with the number zero. ==================== A seahorse lays an egg. Inside the egg is a dictatorship. ==================== A pirate is drugged with every sound in Nashville. He wakes up and is secretly pleased. ==================== A book collector owns a tiny glass sphere that lets him hear every sound in the world at the same time. ==================== A diplomat discovers a map which shows the location of every fungus on earth. ==================== There is a dandelion in Wisconsin that feels beautiful. ==================== An office manager gets married to a glass city inside a mirror. The wedding is secretly being played by a Bigfoot. ==================== A queen owns a tiny glass sphere that allows her to smell every mussel shell in Tasmania at the same time. ==================== A pharmacist falls in love with your heart's desire. ==================== A rabbi finds a magic lantern slide which de every sin by a necromancer. ==================== A Canadian professor is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A Freudian, a court jester and a novelist. ==================== A psychic turns over a tarot card with a dictionary on it. 'You will marry a Bolivian software developer,' she says to you. ==================== There is a 16th century Canadian prophecy that you will be destroyed by a giant clam. ==================== A king is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A bishop, a child and a dentist. ==================== A mystic plays a game of dominoes with a mansion. ==================== A social media manager invents a better version of the French Revolution: Holding a gun to the moon. ==================== A Tunisian senator declares war on kindness. ==================== A solicitor steals the patriarchy and hides it inside a golden mountain. ==================== There is a volcano in Australia. It spews out sacks of rubies. ==================== A sharp-eyed archangel is falling in love with the Sun inside a glass library. ==================== A cave in the Roman Empire has a brain in its belly. ==================== A monk is transported to a marble jungle. There, a medieval dictator takes his place. ==================== There is a 10th century Hungarian prophecy that you will be killed by a spider. ==================== A prime minister bans people from owning mermaids. ==================== A sorceress finds out that her baby is her baby. ==================== A vice president dreams of a diamond bush that can destroy all life on earth, and dedicates her life to finding it. ==================== An astronomer is writing a list of people he plans to kill: A man whose heart is a topaz, and a woman whose heart is a diamond ring. ==================== A Macedonian king builds a church that is filled with language. ==================== A Korean baroness hears of a library located inside an emerald, and decides to visit it. ==================== A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a cathedral on it. 'You will marry a Belgian software developer,' she says to you. ==================== There is a storm in the Roman Empire, but instead of water, it rains doors. ==================== An emerald converted into a diamond necklace. ==================== By climbing to the top of a cathedral, you can reach a parallel universe. It is made of the end of the world. ==================== A schoolteacher is writing a list of people she plans to kill: A king, a professor and a porn star. ==================== A girl falls into a swimming pool filled with the patriarchy. She is never seen again. ==================== A king builds a gigantic church and fills it with stars. ==================== A Sicilian king drives a carriage at a queen. It flies past her. ==================== ================================================ FILE: examples/chrissyteigen_355M.txt ================================================ Trying to get the perfect scrambled egg recipe from my blog post. A little goes a long way I'm sure. ==================== that's not true ==================== I'm now eating a muffin and a sausage so I'm pretty happy ==================== lol ==================== can someone tell me what the dreaded "catfish" is? do you know what a catfish is? I'm a catfish, I am curious. ==================== I have never been an "educated" person. I read the rulebook. Now I am more than just "educated" on it. Lol ==================== why do people think this ==================== I've done it. I am an impostor. RT Im a fake impostor RT Im a fake impostor ==================== This is a really special day/hour. Thank you, ! ==================== Cheerios just gave me a checos del vista sandwich. I love them. They are so light and fluffy and good. Always. I slather my face with it and throw it in the trash. I never eat it because it's just so nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy. ==================== fuck I love you ==================== that is a really long reply; I am sorry. I am trying to think of something shorter. thanks! ==================== blubbering ==================== I'm with ! ==================== the best part is that the only way the cookies will melt is by baking them at 375 degrees. which means they will be perfectly soft even after baking. not soft at all! ==================== Love you guys!!!!! ==================== This was my favorite tweet of the night. I love it. I love it. I love it. ==================== I'm sorry I'm not here today!! ==================== WORD ==================== I don't know what the fuck you are talking about but I heard a noise and I'm not the only one you're mad at. ==================== I am the kind of person who demands I have a photo of my dog on the plane. I demand it be so big and yet so tiny I can't say what I want without it. ==================== Very proud of my vegan chili! It's like we are meeting at the animal crossing and I am the animal crossing cop ==================== Boulder is the best. I love him. ==================== It's happening ==================== Just saw the cover to ! Love it! ==================== I will be at the show! I will be there! ==================== I'm going to try to be as funny as possible. ❤️👯 ==================== lol I am doing this too ==================== hahahahha ==================== Ew. Rotten ==================== oh my god. you are so much dammit. ==================== you literally don't know how to do a zucchini! I am the only person on the planet that can make one, I swear! ==================== I just flipped through the photos and never noticed. I am the weirdest ==================== I get it what u are saying but this is the hard part. I love all the hard parts but this is the hardest part of my day! ==================== u should be tired and angry all the time ==================== I love that I have to read the whole thing for it to make sure it was really him. I think he was a really nice guy. I love him. ==================== I don't know anyone who doesn't like sweet potatoes ==================== 😂 ==================== I'm surprised you don't follow me ==================== I am the worst dancer ==================== I have a confession to make. I had no idea what I was doing when I started the plane. ==================== I love your site, I really. Love. You are the best ever. Can't wait to come back. RT They're pale! RT they're pale... ==================== it's happening ==================== This is exactly what I was looking for. ==================== I was only joking I was there. What a stupid and morbid tweet. ==================== I have no idea. I am not a dog person. I am a cat person. ==================== LOL ==================== Just saw my character name on the bus. I really need to learn to make more of an effort to not be such a fucking idiot ==================== #NYCW is the funniest, coolest, sweetest, cleanest, and smartest show on television. #CRAVINGS2 is the sequel to #NYCW and will be my life. Mastered the whole way, seriously. ==================== I love you. ==================== thank you!! ==================== I woke up to a voicemail of a person claiming to be john legend's brother. I answered the phone and it said he died. I called the police and the guy hung up. I am the police, I tell the truth, I get angry. I am the police. Hahah ==================== just heard that can be found on ! I can edit this but I am a stan #superstar ==================== I don't understand any of this but when I hit the comments section below with a question I am like "um yeah fuck it" ==================== lol ==================== you are right. i'm bored. ==================== hahahahaha ==================== I won't stop thinking you are a murderer until I see your death certificate. ==================== lol ==================== I said I am not a religious woman. Do I still have to say I am a religious woman? This is sick. ==================== I have a lot of respect for those people. I really do. ==================== you are completely and utterly moronic ==================== I have someone who literally does not even get it. I am not kidding. Like, I don't have the words "awwwwww" or "fuuuuuuuuuu" in my vocabulary. I am lost. ==================== Tiger stripes. Don't care about the stripes. You got the chicken. Got a cup of soup. Oh boy, will I try this ==================== hahahahahahahahaha ==================== I did when I was nervous in the morning. Also yes. It's a good thing I am nervous now. I hate it. ==================== hahahahaha ==================== EVEN IF YOU HAD THE AIRPORT I WOULD HAVE TOLD U TO GO TO THE AIRPORT YOU ARE FOOLIN US ==================== I prefer, "lunesta". ==================== my favorite part about the show is how people can't pronounce it ==================== i am not anti-smoking. i am pro-smoking. but i am smoking a e cigarette and it is smoky. not smoking. and it's not a e. gah i am pro-smoking. it's a pro-smoking e. gah. ==================== the only thing I hate more than a phone is a slow, heavy, rectangular slab of tissue paper wrapped in tissue paper. it is this poor animal. ==================== sigh. not the same. too much. thank you. ==================== so cute ==================== getting ready for a big job in a few weeks, photo shoot in the sun, drinking red wine with and ! not a bad day. haha ==================== I mean...I know you're a huge distance and all but I don't get why anyone would be mad at you for an imaginary flight number? ==================== I quit you ==================== I would totally buy the book book by John Legend and we would be friends. ==================== I have no life. This is what I am. I can't do it justice. I just need your love. ==================== I am so sorry I was not able to be there. I will be in Vegas this weekend! ==================== I'm not mad at you. I'm just saying that even if it was on my phone I would have beeneps. Because I would have. I would have. I would have. I'm not a god damn lawyer. ==================== Every time I send an email to my account I get it back. I must be a very lazy and forgetful email tester. ==================== I love that name. I think it's awesome. ==================== You have to admit, you did not look like a total moron. ==================== I'm pretty excited about this but I don't want to be a batman ==================== lol ==================== can't decide if i like you or hate you. ==================== lol! ==================== The only thing worse than an actual, physical flight is one of them not being an actual flight. Hahaha ==================== hey guys, my date at the airport. ==================== I mean is that a real person? Like their names are real or something? I'm not gonna pretend I have a heart of gold and throw it all away just like the mannequin that is john? ==================== I'm not a fucking park ranger dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit ==================== it's just that. it's a lot. thank you for sharing, sir! ==================== aw shit. thank you! ==================== I can't keep my mind off of this beautiful sunrise. I will never get over this beauty. ==================== !! ==================== I was just about to ask someone how much they hate me. ==================== I don't have a twitter. What do I do with my life? ==================== At least he's one of the good ones. I wait for the ass-whipping. I am a...wait for...a good person? ==================== I have been watching "an hour before" on HBO. I am obsessed. I have never had so much for one show in my life. I am about to watch every single one since. HBO is my life. I love it. ==================== I really like that it's a play. It's a turn off. I love a turn off. It would be turn offy to turn it off. ==================== i know it's on, but i have no idea what it is or why it is on. haha ==================== i am not mad at you. i am, however, irritated and yet I am not sad. ==================== Ok...what is something I should eat now that I got home? ==================== NO it's not. it's my hair. ==================== I just asked my stylist if I could take my hat off. He said yes. Well I guess you should take your hat off too. ==================== nice to meet you! ==================== I'm going to do an old-fashioned gum and make a big ol' ramekin. Then I'm going to roast a chicken with a big ol' ramekin. Then I'm going to make gum and take it and put it in my mouth and eat it like a gum ==================== boo. vocally anti-gay, I hear you. my apologies. it's a shame. anti-gay, I hear ya. but you are right. I must have missed the tweet. :( ==================== What will happen if I don't cancel my extension for the night? I've thought about this and realized I am a stupid fucking idiot ==================== love you guys!! I am sad I'm not as good as for my hair and makeup because I love you ==================== you guys are so sweet. ==================== what do you think, dear? I am not a doctor. ==================== you have been extremely kind. thank you! ==================== Omg it's like my parents are on drugs and they are taking me away from my aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents and friends and nannies and stepchildren ==================== check out my cooking wowzenegger.com site! ohhhhhhhh man you will not be disappointed!! ==================== I'm going to try to be a little less judgmental here ==================== lol ==================== Let's talk about the best part of every pizza there is ==================== Ok ==================== ah. so sweet. ==================== I am not kidding. <3 ==================== lol ==================== i just called a pizza place. the owner said, "not yet. sorry! we need to get some ingredients for you" ==================== YESSSS!! ==================== blobber ==================== I have the most incredible friends and I'm not bitter and I don't hate you, I'm curious. I'm curious. ==================== I am so mad at these people. ==================== I got you a fancy new phone. I thought I saw your face from behind the screen but it was the other way around. It's yours! ==================== I'm sure it's a good thing my vagina didn't say "NO" to this ahhh ==================== I love that you guys can't tell the difference between a real life phone and a toy phone. This is like saying, "I have a real phone and a toy phone" ==================== it's always been my dream to be on the cover of one of the most beautiful women in the world and this is my dream come true! ==================== I was just about to ask what the deal is with the airport so I asked the bartens if they are bartenders. He said "no, they are waitresses" and I said "wait what?" and he said "they are waitresses" ==================== IS IT GOOD ==================== so here is my top 5 list. #1. Red Lobster in Shanghai. #2. The Rose at Rockefeller Center. ==================== wowowowowowow i love it ==================== MORE LIKE MURDER. RT more like murder. ==================== lol ==================== I'm gonna go ahead and just tell you that the only reason I am not famous is because I am bored. ==================== I’m so sorry :( ==================== I, too, am a vegetarian. My mother is a non-vegan. Why do people do this to me? I am a non-animal, what does that prove? ==================== trying to get my instagrammed photo back so people can see my gorgeous boobies. i know they're no longer in the photo, but u still got em!! ==================== well I'm going to try and answer that tonight on #LipSyncBattle!! ==================== lol i really do love this! i am...lazy ==================== Lol ==================== I'm gonna use my other phone. I think I have a new phone. ==================== good call putting the dog in the freezer though. the freezer is a great way to preserve meat/slice it and save freezer space ==================== What is a "yes" vote? I don't care about your politics, what is important is that you voted for me. Today is one of those days. ==================== I love it ==================== I love you. I love you. I will miss you. I will love you. I will hate you. I'll do anything to please you. I should be a part of your life. Please, read and support me. ==================== I read your post and I'm pretty convinced you don't know me at all and I'm pretty convinced you hate me. ==================== Crap. Just awful. ==================== Saw this at Macy's! ==================== speaking of which...I just did the best stupid sex I've ever had. I didn't mean it like that. I meant it like that. ==================== NO JOB! ==================== I never would have thought that would rise to the top, but oh lord... ==================== My favorite part of the election stump speech is the word "willing." I really love it. ==================== those are some of my favorite things in the world. how else will you stay in the dark, miss? ==================== I don't know how to do a full moon conga dish but I can do a moon conga dish. ==================== I was just thinking about you. I know you are such a good girl. I hope all the things you do are for the best. ❤️ ==================== I love you too, dear! I only wish I could dance. Get over yourselves, idiots. ==================== I am literally a stan. I don't want to do this. ==================== honestly though, I don't care. It's a great story. I wish it were true. ==================== jesus. i love you too, i really do. hahaaha ==================== requested ==================== sorry, but I cannot do the scream of a lion scream. I would get mad and smash everything in my path. I would be like the scream of a lion. ==================== LOL ==================== I love this, I love you guys! ==================== I didn't think I was so cool ==================== i just ordered a burrito from taco ceviche they are out of burritos so you gotta try it ==================== we can't stop making this movie. This is not okay. I stand by the movie. ==================== I've come to accept that many of you don't understand the meaning of the word "tigger". ==================== I am gonna try to make that restaurant reference work but I... ==================== I hahahahah I have no idea what I am thinking of. I am not a very good director ==================== ah I see where one would think that but they're wrong. it's my mom's how I think :) ==================== just my 2 cents, I guess. ==================== I've been blockading them since their comments. I'm not a good dancer. I don't know how to have a conversation. I just blockaded them and I'm sad. ==================== There is no erin, only tessa. RT what's your gig and why do we care? ==================== AHHHH ==================== YES. HURRY. IT'S HERE. ==================== I like your tag. I believe you are the best. I am sad if you are not the best. Thank you. ==================== I don't have the energy today ==================== I'm gonna go ahead and tell you I am the one that put the lomax on your face ==================== I don't understand the latest instagram post about how people are so mad about something. I am so confused. ==================== I know. I'm sad. ==================== I'm sorry I'm newt. I am very used to them. They are so...dumb. ==================== What is it about? RT just had the best korean bbq ever. it was awesome, thank you! ==================== I will. I am not a dog person ==================== I will never say the words "who cares about your opinion?" in this day. Just know I will. ==================== lol ==================== Oh my god. ==================== I love when people make up accounts just to bash people. I can't defend it. But u can learn from it. (This is an old account) ==================== ok I will stop pretending I'm old school gamer and enjoy our love ==================== I was just talking about you, dipshit. ==================== The good, the bad, the ugly and the ugly ==================== it's a new year, new me. I have to start over. I just want you to be there for the biggest, most exciting events of the year. Is that too much? I am a little overwhelmed myself. ==================== Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ==================== lol ==================== I have a lot to do today. Just a lot of things. But I do need you guys to know that I have one foot in the yard and one in a nuthouse! ==================== Thank you!! ==================== yes I am unsure if I have ever been to a vape store (I am obsessed with them) just filled with excitement and curiosity I want to try! ==================== First day of school! So happy! Finally doing some of my favorite things in life - reading a book today! ==================== It's hard work being a mom ==================== I am a big fan of any and all dumbass shit. ==================== lol ==================== lol ==================== i am such a fucking idiot i bought this dog in a week. I’m so sad. i don’t know where this dog went but I’m sad. ==================== I'll take it ==================== lol! ==================== I just learned how to use a toothbrush. How do I make a "no" sound? What is the point of a toothbrush? WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE TO USE A BATTERY NO BATTERY?? ==================== Omg ==================== I am watching llike jedi for the first time ever. Aaah so cute. ==================== I promise I will spend the next 20 minutes watching you because I am that annoying and shallow and you look like a fucking psychopath ==================== The only thing worse than a good, solid, handmade snickerdoodle is a bad, plastic one. Fuck. ==================== i get so mad when my follower count reaches 20. i get sad and angry. i don't understand why. ==================== I will have the pork chop soup ==================== i love you ==================== blocked him on Twitter. I will pay you for that in one hour. ==================== so you can get up to pee, but then when you're in the bathroom you have to pee for 20 mins or so because you can't pee when you're busy? i get it. i am bored. i am bored. ==================== aw cool. thank you! ==================== I love when people do this shit as the morning after the event. So thankful for an awesome event. Happy Friday! ==================== that is a very big world and I have a ton of animals and it's very hard to keep up with! ==================== vegan teigen. she is a raging bon fire. ==================== it was my first time ever reading a personal defense article and for some reason I am not gonna lie about it. I am a defender and I am gonna defend myself until I die ==================== because you don't know me and don't care about me. ==================== i am a huge fan of the way this website treats the comments. it really helps me process what I'm posting. ==================== this is how I am going to look when I get a bit older. I am 30 now and will certainly look like a bit older when I get a bit older. ==================== hahahahhahahahahahahah ==================== I've been up at 4am all week, so it's no wonder I'm exhausted. #fearlessbikes #cravingscookbook.com ==================== I want to read it but I can't. I hate reading things. I mean I can skim through paragraphs but I can't. I want to hug your ass ==================== lol I'm the worst ==================== wait. that is a scorpion then a dragon. and a scorpion is a snake so a dragon is also a snake. and a scorpion is a scorpion? i don't understand. i don't understand. ==================== I am not going to get into any of the details of the case but apparently she was wearing heels. I don't wear heels. ==================== hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ==================== that is so kind. Thank you. We would love to be an ice cream sub! ==================== Cannot get me out of my head. It is my life. I do not understand what it is. I am very confused. ==================== It is hard to be a vegetarian when you are hungry. I try and be balanced but it's not quite good enough. ==================== I see it on my timeline so I just go with it. Good call! ==================== lol ==================== I am gonna go ahead and go ahead and tell you guys I am a really nice person. I can take one of those "I am a nice person" T-shirts. ==================== it's okay. I will be at the best restaurant in the universe (TIME Magazine) and I will tell you who won't tell me (YOU) ==================== oh my god. i hope they change the cookie? or do i still eat the savory cookies? ==================== I am going to make the most overpriced lasagna ever and use every last batch of spicy mayo. ==================== I don't have a phone lol ==================== I just said "holy crap. I'm not a dog" and now I am being a dog. ==================== I'm honestly not very good at it ==================== lol :) ==================== I said I loved you ==================== I don't know how to do a private facebook page. I don't want my friends to see what I have to deal with on facebook. I'm not that person. ==================== I got so many lovely gifts ==================== I am on my way to Wilmington, Delaware for the launch of my brand new line of #SmartThings smart devices! Can't wait to watch the launch! #smartthingselectronics #bringthemhome #ad ==================== hahahahaha ==================== I never know what to expect when I walk into a store. "do you mind if I touch your boobs" is something I don't know how to say. ==================== lol ==================== I have to know. You're such a naughty child, ==================== I'm sorry, I just realized my blurry, misspelled photo and I can't do photoshop ==================== hahahahaha ==================== that is not the upside down triangle thing. i am a square. ==================== lol so cute ==================== just saw a tweet from the old "stop." campaign. I stopped. Not because i don't want to, but because you guys make me uncomfortable. Right? Like I'm not even being a complete moron. ==================== whoa. that is very specific. i see a lot of people putting wild rice in their bbq. i must be missing something. ==================== my love, you are right. i am not the only one who finds this disgusting. I am disgusted. ==================== How about they JUST do the shirt and not the jacket? Or do you just always wear the jacket? ==================== I'm sad I don't know you! ==================== The top secret men of tomorrow: the men who will one day wear a silk robe ==================== The fact that she is so sweet makes me so happy. ==================== Hey guys. We got some bad news. The bag is not coming. I am overjoyed. I was wrong. I ordered it. And now it is gone. I was wrong. Thank you for your understanding. ==================== i am in the air now. i am quite mobile now. tomorrow i will fly out to you and you will stay with me til i land. i will then bring you some tea and a sandwich or dinner. tomorrow i will fly you out. i am a good girl. ==================== I am so sad I don't have this app. I need it so badly. I have no life ==================== no it's earl gray ==================== i wanted to watch real housewives of Atlanta but the online promos made it seem too easy. too easy!!! ==================== I still do not get the concept of a "sink" that can hold water. I thought we were just talking about drinks, I'm used to hearing it from you. ==================== oh my god. "ugh" was the worst word ever to come out of a child. I blame myself. ==================== I'm seeing a lot of this on twitter and I never knew this was a thing. I hate you. ==================== dead ==================== Oh my god. The Masters will be here as well. I am so excited. ==================== That was a joke. I know. I am sarcastic and sarcastic in the best of times. I am sarcastic in the worst of times. I am sarcastic in the funny days ==================== i can't do soup jokes. i am so nervous that my brain is about to explode. i am so nervous. i don't know how to do soup jokes. i am not funny. i am a very nervous child. ==================== I never realize how ironic it is that my last tweet was about being a mom. I am not the only one. ==================== Am I just going through my photos and am I just looking for a face to use in my ad? ==================== crab legs with crispy skin oh baby i love crab legs ==================== Are you just a big fan of the food? I will buy your plane ticket. I am an airline tycoon. ==================== I just watched "The People v. OJ Simpson: American Crime Story" and I don't feel at all that I have changed. I still think about Nicole and the bag but I don't care about the man anymore. It's the people. ==================== What do you think we should wear to this?? ==================== I'm a bit pre-cooked myself. Love it! ==================== lmao ==================== how do you get Instagram? it's like you're separate people. ==================== What is the point of a watch face if you don't have a phone? I am a watch face aficionado. Why do I have to be the watch face to a phone? ==================== I'm not kidding. I also know a few people who have 3D printed out their profiles and are just as happy. But I can't. I’ve seen too many. I’m sorry! ==================== not her. ==================== I don't like it when people pretend I didn't say hi <3 <3 <3 ==================== the millions of people who don't know it's a blue pill joke and the blue pill is just a bunch of pills ==================== Thank you! ==================== I love you. ==================== everyone says "that's a lot" but u are only allowed to eat half and it's a lot. So much for "being a joy". ==================== cannot decide if this is what it is or if it is so soft it hurts ==================== I just had this same thought and I feel like it isn't that special. I think it is just my own brain. ==================== lol ==================== I know it's a private club but can I get a photo of it please ==================== I'm not at jfk but if someone were to ask me what I think about a certain movie I would say "well i dunno about that" and go on for a bit. ==================== Sorry . I will be on the show in the next few hours. Who do I call and what! ==================== I'm sick. I love you. ==================== When you are on your period, it's hard to tell if your body has "therapy" going on or if you are just going through a period of intense physicality. I choose the latter ==================== I can't resign. Can't resign. ==================== love u guys ==================== this is how i like it. i'm the only one who knows how to do that. i am the daughter of a zoo animal and have been learning since i was a wee tiny ==================== I know! I was just wondering how long it takes you to make a block. haha ==================== Can I have your address please ==================== hahahaha I have only heard of it from you. ==================== I do. I love you. I don't know how I did it on my computer. I'm a tech. I love you. ==================== who are you talking about ==================== Someone is helping me with my bridal shower bio. I wouldn't want anybody to know that I'm such a weirdo ==================== I am not a racist. I am ignorant. I am a purist. RT Don't lie, you're a racist ==================== hahahahhaha ==================== AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ==================== Thanks : You guys are the best!! ==================== I have to say, it is pretty good. Actually pretty good. ==================== oh nooo that is not a joke. i am serious. it means nothing. haha. ==================== I'm ok with the world ending if Dr. J says it's the end of the world. ==================== I was just talking about how much I hate the phone. I hate the phone. I hate the phone. ==================== i just whipped myself into a rage today when i saw this tweet but then realized i was on and couldn't see it. ==================== the only thing more disturbing than an xanax is an xanaxing. #cravingscookbook.com ==================== what's so funny about that thing that peoplepost about being a florist then get mad when it's not their cake. I get it now. ==================== i am very pro-life. i just don't think i can be a pro-life candidate. this makes me sad. ==================== By the time I finish this, they will have made millions of dollars off of my death. I am truly mad at them. ==================== I'm not a damn fashion show. I don't even care that you're doing an interview for the day. I'm still very confused. ==================== I dunno what that means but I am very close to 1500 followers and lovelovelove you guys. I would be very happy. ==================== I just realized that in the process of watching "I'm the guy with the dog" I've actually become the dude with the dog. I hate myself. ==================== @: you had to be online all night. You could not have done it with a face mask on. I'm not kidding. ==================== I know. ==================== just realized I never tweeted from my phone and I am so sad. so sad. so sad. ==================== no. they are still on the menu. so it's not a complete loss. ==================== thank you!! it was fun! ==================== lol ==================== I am there! ==================== I fucking hate you. ==================== That isn't a typo. She is my best friend and the worst thing on earth. I am not mad at you, I am furious. I am angry at the world. ==================== lol ==================== I TOLD U I WAS GETTING TICKLE MASTERS ==================== That is a big, complex post and I apologize if anyone is reading this ==================== can u get a photo for me of that? i need this more than ever. ==================== I am so sad I have to walk this entire way. I love you, I love you. ==================== I'll take it ==================== lol ==================== I know it's not real. I'm not a supermodel. But I love you, baby. ==================== wow i am so sorry you have been affected by this. I am the best, most compassionate person ever. ==================== that is a very specific of what a banana is, a fancy fruit ==================== hahahahhaha ==================== I am not joking. Listen up. I know you are great and all but we gotta work on ourselves. We are a team. ==================== I have taken this as an "it's hot" hug and it is indeed. I wish I could retch. Xx ==================== you do have a point. I am the same person you are so angry at. ==================== oh my god. @BTS looks awesome. ==================== i am so confused but i thought they were singing! i'm confused too! though, if you are the singer i'm confused too, I'm sorry! ==================== I know right? I was trying to be funny but I will stick to my guns. RT I have a blog post planned so you can all get excited ==================== uh oh. I mean. I am away at school today. I am away. I am away. I'm sorry for ruining your life. You are a crapsalot. I am a dream. I will be back soon. RT You are a dream...how long have you been missing? ==================== I am just fine with the way I am treated. ==================== Saw last night and I was like yayyyy yayyyy yayyyyyy fuck ==================== I miss the good ol days. I miss you. ==================== I just ate an entire bag of these. I have no idea how I got so close to 20! I am a jaded eater. I need therapy. ==================== I like seeing you guys. I really do. I wish there was more room! ==================== I never said "white people only" or "black people only" or "Asian people only" or anything. I am an Asian boy. Do Asians have to be the same? Why must we be different? I am just a "person of color" and I am not on the show. ==================== lol ==================== hahahaahha ==================== lol i loved it ==================== Oh my god. That is the story of my life now. RT How do you deal with trolls? ==================== lol ==================== Pod Save America is a ride or die kind of week. I love it and I don't know why I can't just say "I'm a podcaster" ==================== oh my god. I can't believe it. It's my thing. ==================== Yeah. It's a very upsetting tweet indeed. ==================== I'm not joking. ==================== I don't know how to do that. ==================== What if we do that and everyone does that? ==================== how did you decide what you wanted to see? ==================== Hearing that all the kids really like "bad girls club" makes me happy. Girls club to me is more of a gyno ==================== I can't defend myself. I am not a lawyer. ^^^^ ==================== welp ==================== I am so mad at you I am going to put you in a headlock and drag you to my apartment ==================== Don't forget my bday tomorrow! ==================== Yes. ==================== I would like to be a part of the celebration but I am too nervous/excited for that part of the night :( ==================== I had the best pizza in the world on a Monday night and I am still upset doesn't get it. I had a great pizza and I am still mad at you ==================== I think I love you. I really do. ==================== #i might not be as sexy naked as i am in this ==================== I just laughed for 15 seconds out of shock. It was a joke. I am moron. ==================== oh you are so right. we are not talking about the best day of my life. we are talking about the worst. ==================== Welp I lost my phone and the memory card. It was a great idea. I'll post the video! ==================== I don't like getting updates from my nintendo 360 because I get so excited when they come. I need it to be more timely ==================== hahahhahahahaha ==================== you have to be a fucking genius ==================== How do we know that is not a typo? I mean it's spelled correctly, it's not a typo. It's terrible. ==================== NO ==================== hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ==================== YEAH ==================== Can't wait to say hi! ==================== I AM NOT! ==================== what i find so annoying is that people are demanding answers to everyday questions. i am annoyed. maybe it's because i am annoyed. i am annoyed. ==================== lol ==================== awwwwww. thank you!! ==================== I am pretty nit-picking here but "gottabef" is such a horrible word I don't even know what to do ==================== I just had the best nyc ramen ever. SAD NAKED NAKED NAKED ==================== My sister and her dog. It's the most boring shit ==================== I really do not understand how to tweet from a personal account, you have such a narrow brain. ==================== I know it's not a real or easy thing, but the thought of just eating it makes me gag. Especially the rind. ==================== well i am going to the airport and i smell a stinky mess and i am not kidding either ==================== I am at a show now! Will be here all weekend! ==================== I like your animal ones ==================== this is why I never eat out of the fridge. I do not want to be bothered with the freakin thing anymore. ==================== thanks guys, you made me smile today 😩 ==================== when is football again!!!!!!!!!! ==================== I'd like to cry but no. Because it is the least sexy thing on earth. There is never a good time to cry. ==================== They were so cool on TV. RT : James Franco as Prince Harry, Dennis Rodman as President, and more! ==================== I'm just selling this and I apologize for selling you, sadface ==================== that is a very big request for a small bathroom, I am sorry ==================== Uhhhh my hommmmme is!! ==================== LOL ==================== my dough is burning right now. i do not understand what is wrong with it but i am feeling very ill and am not willing to take any chances ==================== At least I'm not in jail. I paid a lot for this, dammit! ==================== lol! ==================== I think the only reason it's so dark is because I am getting ready for my big day! ==================== I have a for you ==================== I got really crazy drunk and am fairly certain I am incapable of not laughing. I move outta my spot and you are forced to block me and follow. ==================== I am going through all my photos and comments and am sorry if anybody was offended. I am just sad I didn't think of you beforehand! ==================== I don't know how to do this ==================== I can't get away with saying I hate her. I hate her. She is terrible. Idiot. ==================== SO SAD ==================== for those asking for full recipes, I will be making a few items for the event. all vegan, some with bacon. stay tuned! ==================== I just watched "this is America" and I'm not high. I'm gonna go to jail ==================== I get it now. I had no idea. I wish you were so lucky! ==================== not a bad day, really. Only after several days of extreme heat. ==================== I have no idea what I'm missing here but I am a super fan of "missing in action" movies. I am one of those people. ==================== lol sorry ==================== lol ==================== I disagree with this tweet. I disagree with the person. ==================== lol ==================== no. i'm not a doctor. i am a great cook and a terrible baker. ==================== My mom probably just said "I am too busy" like she is the best mom ever. I am a bit of a talker, too ==================== I thought you sent me that from your blog. Where have you been, miss?? ==================== i am not the only one! ==================== I just had the best hamachi in the world. It is now the happiest day of my life. ==================== #LipSyncBattle tonight! 10/9c on ==================== I'm sure you get my wishes and you just say you're too exhausted to change your mind. ==================== I'm watching on Hulu and I’m gonna kill myself for not checking my notifications. I’m so sad!!! ==================== Fuck. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. ==================== I think I'm gonna go for broke and get a iphone. Not for work, for fun. I want a iphone for my kids. I'll be a broken down, suic-faced wreck on the plane. I want my phone to be a symbol of power. not sadness. ==================== Oh man. It's. Not. My favorite tweet ever. RT you are so lazy you can't even tweet the address ==================== lol you are so weak ==================== I just didn't understand what you were saying. I'm a gf and I don't have to be a 4th of July flamer. I get it. ==================== #TBT ==================== i hate when people say things like "how is that so hard, too easy?" and i get jealous. that's the hardest part of anything. i never want it so badly. ==================== thank you!! ==================== I'm gonna get fancypants painting you ==================== I hope so. I’ve never been one for math. ❤️ ==================== I am so sorry. I am really good at reading people. But I am not good at saying sorry. ==================== I don't know if I can. I am a very spoiled brat. I am spoiled. I am spoiled. ==================== I am on a legal high from no money in my bank account ==================== thank you!! ==================== you really think I'm going to shit on john if I see him RT #PrayForPancetta #TBT #enjoyment #ad ==================== wah i just looked at "yes" and now i hate you ==================== I agree. I get so mad when I don't get my birthday. I will put it off until my birthday though. I am a child. ==================== I get it you are a hot mess you are a mess ==================== station wolff ==================== Now I am watching a movie I didn't pay for and my brain is dead. I feel like I'm on a website with ads and nothing to watch. ==================== I am not a superstitious person. I believe there is a god. ==================== more like...o sa, more like...o sa! ==================== the only problem is I don't have a hoverboard ==================== no I digiorno! ==================== i am gonna start looking for a new job ==================== peanut butter is my saviour ==================== I just had a "no sex" sign that I then had to break because it was in the mail. #snoopy ==================== it's the new take. I was just gonna use my right hand man. OH GOD. ==================== I saw you! ==================== VIGILANTE IS BACK!! (thank you, !) ==================== I am not a doctor. I can't tell you which flight I took and who I talked to. I can't tell you where I went and who I talked to. I wish I could look up the flight I took and share it with you. ==================== i used to be so nice and sweet. i lost my cool sometimes. still an attractive idea. i think i'll try it. ==================== one of our favorite things in the world is when people seriously think they are witty ==================== Hella! ==================== the only thing I do with the butter is rub it all out with butter then sprinkle it on top of the cake ==================== this is all very insightful. But i really do think the bobodol has a much lower concentration of people that actually take it. it's incredible. haha ==================== Yeah. Fuck. That. That was an ass. Thank you, , ==================== this is how i like to think of my followers. i am so in awe. you know. i am...so. bored. ==================== Oh my god. I can't wait to see you guys! I'm on now but will let you know as soon as I get home. xoxoxoxo ==================== I have so many I need to edit my bio ==================== Whoa. I am watching a show about a woman who bought a home in a ramshackle part of town and now her husband is no longer there? ==================== I can't talk about my day without mentioning that my mother died yesterday. Today is not the day. ==================== I am one of those people who will NOT eat at a restaurant that serves pizza in the wicker mannequin part of my man cave. I am a pizza crafter. This must be good! ==================== you guys are very weird for liking this ==================== I cannot even predict how the world will end. I hate myself for caring so much. ==================== my eyes just filled with tears RT I love the sound you guys make me laugh ==================== Lol you are.. ==================== lol ==================== omg i am so impatient i am gonna rip your face off ==================== I really think we should have been friends. I am not kidding. He was sweet/nice to me ==================== I'll post the recipe but do you have the site's recipe cardstock? ==================== just I had that in my head for a while and it just got real. hahaha! ==================== lol ==================== This is a true life conundrum. I get it. You are the genius. But I really need to learn how to make the marinade. Can you teach me? ==================== I have, indeed. I don't understand anything you're saying but thank you for making me laugh every time. ==================== Meanwhile, in the land of tivo, people are still mad at the channels for not giving them the channels they need. I am truly mad at the networks for not being able to give me the channels I want. This is my life now. ==================== your right hand is mine I guess ==================== i need to see a number in the next 24 hours. so many people saying that same thing. so sad. ==================== i am so, so sorry to disappoint you, I am about to... ==================== what is your favorite place to eat in Seattle? I know I have my favorites. ==================== lol ==================== Fruit tray ==================== got a little house in the new me. we talk about the weather, our love of mac and cheese and my love of the show. ==================== I had a date at the brooklyn airport. I am a walkin walkin walker ==================== I have no idea what I'm doing in that photo. ==================== LOL and you're a pedo? ==================== I gave him my phone number and he called me to tell me it was for him. WHEN DID THEY DEDICATE IT TO THE WORLD? ==================== I like to pretend I am a lawyer and read court documents, then go on dates with and talk about my cases with like a court reporter. !!! ==================== I have a whole new twitter now. twitter time! ==================== I want to see you! ==================== I just made john watch "morning Joe" on the plane and it was the best thing he does all day! Do you want to marry me ==================== I'm not really a big fan of "in a bottle" because it is a euphemism for smoking weed out of a bottle. I just started and am learning. YES. BOTTLE GUM ==================== honestly how do people act like they know you? you are a stranger. ==================== this is all very good. I just wish I could have said hi :) ==================== just found myself wishing I had a twitter page. it makes me happy. ==================== god i really have a lot of questions and this is all making me really sad. ==================== I am so sorry. I know that's not a good sound. I know that's not a good sound. I'm sorry. I have a very bad ear. I knew too. I was sorry. ==================== I get it. I'm thinking. I'm a horrible person. Excuse me, I am a terrible person. ==================== I am. OMG ==================== I am also a big fan of the 4:3 aspect ratio. It lends itself more easily to my liking. I love it. I love it. It's wonderful. ==================== I am the only one who thinks it's cute. It's really cute. I like it. I don't like seeing it get sad. I like it. I like it. : i love u guys. ==================== I know because I am one of the people who posts about them. ==================== I am watching on HBO and for some reason I have to mute the channel ==================== LISTEN TO THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY'S QUESTIONS TODAY..ONCE IN THE LAST 15 MINS. I MUST KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. I'LL SPOIL YOU. THIS IS MY JOKE. ==================== wait did my dog do that? ==================== so I don't know how they do it, but the ice cream is thicker. not to be grossed out but thicker ice cream is gross. i've been doing it for 20 mins at a time. just gross. i keep it at a smaller scale. i guess. i am a general ice cream lover but a giant one. i love thick ice cream. and I'm talking maybe 2 ice cream sandwiches. i don't know how anyone does it so well. it's amazing. ==================== Some people are just really bad, and I am one of those people. ==================== I thought we were friends. ==================== ❤️❤️❤️ ==================== I can't do that. ==================== I have a daughter and I'm tired of being the one to say to the driver, "I need to know if he is ok". I need to know if he is ok. ==================== lol ==================== oh my god. I was so happy ==================== ahem. i have. no. followers. i am. just. a dude?? i think. i am. you? haha. ==================== honestly why do people care so much about unregistered scooters? it's a shame they're so easy to mistake for legit taxis. ==================== Great morning! ==================== I don't think you understand the importance of a job like this. You are a child. You should not be working. I am someone who has a job, you are a child. YOU SHOULD NOT WORK. ==================== Oh my god. Passengers on the plane are shit. I have an open window and am about to watch the game but I can't turn it off. I'm a part of the team. ==================== I am so confused as to why I just did that ==================== ❤️! ==================== what the fuck is wrong with you?! ==================== I like this. People with bad reputations for being mean sometimes just go for the jugular. ==================== I don't know how to do anything in the normal world that isn't explicated. I am a better person than this. ==================== lol ==================== what are you talking about? ==================== Thank you, ! My smile was the most beautiful thing ever. I am truly so thankful for it. ==================== We are working on this now! ==================== PEACH KETO CREAM NOTES ==================== Stop. I don't care how good this is or how bad I am at it. You're shooting yourself in the foot. You should just not be in the same room as others who don't care. Oh you care, I care. You didn't care. ==================== what are you thinking about? ==================== hahahaah ==================== lol I know ==================== yeah. I will definitely be watching! ==================== YOU'RE SO HORRIBLE ==================== I don't know how to do fast food correctly when it's a burrito? I mean it's a burrito but it's a burrito and we're still talking about how to make it properly? I'm intrigued ==================== just met . he is the best. ==================== I love that you guys think I'm going to act like I'm a model. I work. I pay taxes. That's what we do. I pay taxes. ==================== Holy shit. That was not an 8 minute long video ==================== I have a lot of respect for the millions of people who watched the trial and I am very sorry if you were not allowed to see it. I am truly sorry if you were not allowed to see it. I know what you are going through and I am a parent myself. I understand it. I am so sorry if this makes you sad. ==================== i hate when people pretend they are soooo cool and act like they are soooo classy ==================== I just realized I missed you and now I have to go to your show and you will never be in my life ==================== I need a man's best friend. Like, really best friend. ==================== The most important thing in my life right now is Mr right. I don't know what else I could do without. ==================== <|startoftext|>my phone died after it stopped working. no money. no phones. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. no money. ==================== your dog is bored. why don't you just pretend that it's bored too? ==================== I am not kidding. It's in all of us. ==================== not really. My cat liked the smell of the catfish. I did not say cats. I have 2 cats and 1 catfish ==================== i know you want to go to war but it's ok. you don't have to. i am not in a war. ==================== I love you too, baby. ==================== I definitely don't appreciate the fact you think it's funny to laugh at my first tweet about your racist, sexist ass. ==================== basically google it to get to the bottom of it. That's my problem. ==================== The only thing standing between me and my dreams of world domination are a tiny piece of white bread. ==================== I was just going to tell you guys that I tweeted that. I wanted to be like "hey, you are all twitter followers with people! you know how twitter is, right? good luck!" but then I realized how dumb you all are. ==================== I sure hope so! ==================== I have a yankee dog. I will get you a plate of yankee food if you're interested. I'm very curious, you know? ==================== I am going to find the best recipe for it and sell it but please feel free to cut and paste it for me! ==================== I'm watching the new home video of "After the Wedding" and I'm just as entertained as if I were the one who got it ==================== I'm one of those people who just can't stop talking about the chicken ==================== HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ==================== lol ==================== I love this recipe. I was all "NO"s about the garlic and butter and all the people who make it and I was like oh shit ==================== I'm the only one that doesn't know what a follower is. It's twitter. You follow people because they follow you. ==================== you do?? ==================== ahhahahahha ==================== I'm tired. I need rest. #frequently ==================== you do realize it's on a different device right? ==================== I will help you get to the door if you pay me. I am a generous lady. I wish all my friends and acquaintances could be as nice as you are. I wish I could be that nice. ==================== What is wrong with you people. You are all in this together. You are not "just" chatting with each other. It's sad. ==================== ❤️ ==================== oh my god, you are too normal ==================== the john legend bachelor party is officially happening. (this is a recording) (this is how it works) ==================== you are so right. I can't help but think that if I was a bit of a cheater myself (ok, here's the definition of a cheater) I would be quite the cheater. cheater on one hand, really, ==================== I am a big fan of your style and I hope you continue to be a good example to others. ==================== I will be casting soon. Not for a casting? ==================== It's my favorite part of the airplane if you are allowed to say that ==================== Just some background on the power of a good rant. ==================== haha i am a stupid mornin! ==================== wait it's not a gay slur? Why is it so common and not, you ask? ==================== wait. that's not what I just said. I said I am ALLlll the way to bahamas. I am from bahamas. ==================== I am so sorry to disappoint you all, but I have no interest in being a baby. ==================== hahahahaha ==================== no. i follow you. just in case you've been following me for some of the time. haha ==================== IT IS HAPPENING TODAY, JIMMY! ==================== this is a really great tweet ==================== lol I just looked at the of it. I am a megalomaniac. I will wear it to all your party needs ==================== welcome to the family, latino band! ==================== I read your message and I'm not sure if I like you. ==================== what, but i will never talk about it? i'll never know? i'll never know? ==================== I mean it's not a nasty thing. But my phone just randomly started binging what I thought was a video of someone being creepy and i don't know who it was but it stopped and I'm mad at the company ==================== I'm a cryptic type of gal. RT ==================== africa ==================== Landedddd in Chicago! Best city in the world for live music. Where else would the people be?! ==================== I'm just gonna do the super easy version and leave you with the super hard ones! ==================== so many people forget it's a class and they are just looking for a teacher ==================== it's ok. i am a newt and love pringles. that is definitely the craziest thing i have ever done to pringles. i am a newt and love pringles. ==================== 💕 ==================== well fuck. I have been working on getting this book here for weeks now. the recipe is coming along nicely. i am so happy. ==================== I'm NOT kidding. It's really good. But I am going to make fun of you in the new year because I am a year old ==================== my body hates this shit. i. hate. this. i am. crying. ==================== amazing!! Thank you! ==================== theres a business reason why they don't want you to post their ads on your page, you wanko? ==================== I am so excited for this event. I will be posting all of the meatballs then you all will have to make them for me! ==================== Rise and grind rise and grind lady's day all day oh I love it ==================== Oh shit. I am done here. Thank you, Cravings. Thank you. ==================== I could not find a better crowd. I believe this is the only thing better than a live, televised game. ==================== i just re-watched "my first kiss" and boy did i love it. my brain is soggy as a motherfucker I love you so much ==================== I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ==================== I love my life. ==================== me too me too ==================== Oh my god. I was just thinking about you, baby. ==================== I am not a fan of people crying during commercials so should I stay out of this one? ==================== Omg. It's okay. I get it. It hurts a little bit. It's why I fart so much ==================== I really need to know if we are still in the internet ==================== they're in a hut, eating a biscuit and drinking a soda. and I love that. ==================== I love that person. ❤️ ==================== awesome! ==================== Landeddddddd hopefully there is still time for a couple drinks. Thank you! ==================== lol ==================== these must be some incredibly weird people. they must be completely insane. ==================== I am so so sorry, I know you feel so bad for her and for us. We are family. I am so sorry. ==================== no. i am not a criminal. i am a child of the stars. ==================== what is wrong with you? make me laugh every time you tweet. ==================== I am obsessed with you ==================== you are so right. it wasnt him. he is not me. ==================== There is no birds on this plane. Because there is no birds on this plane. ==================== I like it when you are so mad at someone for something that you did not do. I like you when you are mad at someone for something you did not do. ==================== lol ==================== I am in! ==================== Goodbye, pippa! Happy birthday to one of my favorite characters, ! ==================== that is a really big number, dude. I am serious about this tweet. ==================== just saw in an ad for my haircut. what the fuck, you crazy bastards? ==================== love! so sweet. ==================== I can't believe I said "honey boo" and I was so nervous for something so silly! I did it for hours ==================== I did. So I'm not that dumb. ==================== I'm not a fan but I like it. RT and I love that you think I'm joking about eating-a-burrito ==================== oh my! ❤️💩🎂 ==================== Guys. I know you and I love our friendship. I will always be here for you even if it means losing me. ==================== HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOBBY!!! ==================== I am talking about the cupcakes on the right. (It's a joke, I know) ==================== <|startoftext|>🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣� ==================== I seriously do not understand any of this. I am so confused. I am so angry. should I tweet? ==================== I am so confused. Is this a shirt or a hat? I don't wear hats ==================== I'm not kidding. It's a new thing. I have a photo of it but it's a photoshop job and I don't do ads. I hate it. I need it back. or it just doesn't exist anymore? ==================== going to dinner tonight! is u there?? I am coming to dinner tonight! ==================== I am an asshat first and foremost. Which means I will be the first to say I am a bit of a slut. ==================== lol ==================== I am eating my way through season 3 finale of #RHOMelbourne! ==================== I should be shocked. You do that and I will literally do that. I will literally do that. ==================== YES ==================== The most perfect thing in the world is my iphone. But the best thing is the fact that I don't need a charger. For the first time in my life, I don't need a charger. ==================== I know, guys. I am totally going through my clothes. I am a fashion fiend! ==================== I know I am just happy you guys love! ==================== lol! ==================== MATT I KNOW YOU LIKE ME I CANT SEE YOU I LOVE YOU ==================== Yum!! ==================== AH!! Hi me and my dog from my show here! ==================== making an easy, healthy snapper with simple flour tortillas! (so easy I could just eat the flour) this is exactly that. i love easy things. ==================== Bad news: you have no abs. ==================== #whydidntgetthis #whydidntgetthis RT you dont know what I'm talking about, you are completely uninformed about me and my family. I love you ==================== we are the luckiest girls on earth. ==================== gasp ==================== I love you ==================== I have been watching this game for 12 hours straight. I love it. I love it. ==================== when u have to choose between a meal and a show, u really can't do it ALL. im sorry ==================== I'm in love with my brother ==================== I've met so many amazing people in my short life. It's amazing. ==================== how long is your winter ==================== thai noodles! ==================== well i did not tell you i am not a gorehouse. i asked for a friend. so there you go! :) ==================== oh my god. i am so sorry. i was so nervous! i love you so much. ==================== People are weird. Seriously. We are weird. I am weird. ==================== it's the one with the poop in the middle, ya stupid bitch. ==================== Getting ready for #SunsOutCinema recital with #EricLovato #Sagan ==================== DUDE. WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE FAMILY. IT DIDN'T JUST GO ON THE AIR! HATERS AND BEWBES! ==================== Sebastian maniscalo is one of the best actors of our generation. I. Love. Him. ==================== it's ok. it's okay. yes. i get it. i am a great girl. ==================== lol ==================== I am very patient ==================== lmao ==================== I would like to live tweet it. I have great friends who I would live tweet the crime. I love them. ==================== I really did not know it was going to be that long. I was just preparing for the worst case scenario. Someone was going to die. I am very lucky to be one of the few people on the planet that can say i was the one to get to see it happen. I am so sad. ==================== I hate the interview because I was flailing about in my chair and the guy just said I look like a "dumb bitch". Lmao ==================== I'm feeling a bit queasy so I'm gonna pretend it's just the chow. ==================== hahahaha ==================== I don't know what I did wrong but I'm sorry I am so upset all the time ==================== I'm not an animal lover. I am an animal lover. I love animals. but man I am so misinformed on this thing. from what I understand, they are all herbivores. I would be mad if I was one of those herbivores. ==================== I am so sad I was a witness to this moment of rage. I so wanted to be a nyc cop. I am so sad. ==================== whoa!!!! thank you! ==================== he is such a fucking weirdo. i hope he has a nice life. ==================== my momofuku doesn't have a background of tofu. i want their tofu background. i want their tofu background. ==================== I don't know how anyone could be so hateful towards you, you type-o, but I'm gonna. Because people with type 1 can't help but hate you. ==================== I like it when people confirm that they are watching the horse ==================== I definitely want to get a refund for that one. I did not know I was allowed to ask for one. ==================== It’ll be okay!! It’ll take a little doing. But you’ll be fine! ==================== I will now go ahead and pretend I didn't say anything and that isn't the case. ==================== I’m sorry, I’ve been having a rough day. I’ve been down, like, 8 hours. I’ve been on meds for 12 hours. I’ve been up, like, 9 days. I’ve been in a coma for 12 weeks now ==================== if you only knew the joy that is my life. I never get sad. it hurts sometimes, but it also gives me energy to accomplish things. ==================== I just saw a commercial for Xanax on TV and I was like uhhh that shit is just horrible I need to hurt people instead of just taking ==================== hahahahahaha ==================== WATER NOMELON!!! THANK YOU!! ==================== I......I thought I was joking. ==================== THAT IS WHAT I DO ==================== I want to tweet like i'm famous or something. I'm young and stupid and I want people to see me walk in fashion shows or something. ==================== I...I am the one that did all of this for you. I am the one that created the account and the photos and the videos and the websites. I am the one that created the account. ==================== Why don't you stop following the fakers and follow the liars? I already have 100 followers from you and I hate you. ==================== touche! ==================== just found out my grandma is really great at math. ==================== I'm in new york! ==================== you're a fucking idiot. I didn't say I was going to. I said I have a great life. what the fuck do you think you're going to get out of this. ==================== honestly I do not understand the layout of my timeline. I can't find the tweet I followed to the article. I don't get it. ==================== REALLY BIE ==================== lol ==================== a lot of people think i am a normal human. i am a super human super freakah ==================== Wonderful. RT he is immortal, I swear. I said I would find someone to marry. ==================== still crazy to see it in the HOF but glad someone cares! ==================== ❤️❤️❤️ ==================== This new thing where you have to register for something and then you have to show your fucking ID to get in the door and get on with your day ==================== take the survey ==================== I am going to start following the assholes who post the most offensive, ass-sucking comments to their accounts. ==================== no. a lot of people think it's sweet to tell someone they are rude, but we are all rude in different ways. i am just talking about you. you are not the kind of rude person who likes to speak. i hate you. ==================== I want my tips on how to make the best chicken soup online ==================== I want to see! ==================== I have a lot to do today so I'm gonna do them all, you guys. Not everyone's a day! ==================== happy 4th birthday! ==================== Shit. I just realized how much I hate this lightbulbs. I really should not have to turn this off. ==================== my head is hurting ==================== I love you guys ==================== what the hell is wrong with you people ==================== You can't just eat it. It's a condiment. You can't just put it on cheese. It's disgusting. ==================== why? I am a child. ==================== Lol you are a fucking idiot ==================== oh my god. is my hero. ==================== I seriously have no idea what this means. I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend I am the only one with a couple days of training who understands it. ==================== I got a little caught up in the good vibes and now I am being sad all day ==================== you are not the first person to notice my addiction to you. I have an addiction to you. I love you. ==================== the smell. the smell. the smell. ==================== lol ==================== I just told my gf I don't know what she said and she said "well she's just a girl" ==================== I'm not joking. ==================== yeah. it is. and it's not the same. i changed it up, too. haha. ==================== The entire article is one long rant. Maybe I'm a sensitive, sensitive person but I really can't take the comments anymore. Not now. ==================== I've been reading the and an email from ==================== lol ==================== hahahahahahahah ==================== I am officially a stan. I am so happy. ==================== ==================== i am a restaurant kind of gal ==================== i was the one who said "that's not a joke" to and I'm sure he is fine with it. ==================== the best part is I didn't know I was doing it til after I posted it. Thanks, chrissy! ==================== lol ==================== Do you ever put a fish in a car and hope they don't steal it? ==================== Okay. Time to go back to real life. ==================== I miss my sweet, sweet baby. ==================== I'm gonna go ahead and play devil's advocate here and pretend you all are the undead and that's how you die ==================== #adoptdontgetaround ==================== Distracted driving is the worst thing to happen to me and my family. And yet, I am so content with being in my own bed and being an alert sleeper who loves to tweet and talk about my day. ==================== Marked for death #lmao #notmybody #deadlyfeeling #inappropriate ==================== i'm there ==================== this is the shit I want. i want a post-show ==================== Being a part of the #SUNDAY AFTERNOON will be delightful tonight! VS on at 10/9c!!!! ==================== I love that I really am the potbelly ==================== I did it in my sleep. I am a pudgy girl ==================== I hope so!! ==================== hahahahaha ==================== thank you!! :) ==================== I'll never forget the first time I heard this! I was so confused as to how someone could possibly play such a dangerous game ==================== YEAH ==================== yeah it's not my butt ==================== dammit I'm drunk ==================== HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIZNATCH!!! ==================== lol ==================== aw. thank you! ==================== What is it? ==================== lol ==================== I just did this and it was awesome. Thank you for all the help! ==================== lol ==================== I love you, my love ==================== When you are mad at someone for doing something stupid and you are mad at them for doing it, you are just as mad at them for doing it as they did. This is a huge difference. What are you mad at? You are mad at them for doing something stupid. Why did they do it? ==================== AHHHHHHH. I have made so many bad decisions in my life that I *would* not* be able to understand how someone can walk in a restaurant and order food. I would not be able to care. I would not be able to love. I would not be able to love the way I do. I feel like I am slowly breaking down and crying as I type. I am sad. ==================== lol ==================== I know! I made it for my kid! ==================== HA! I said "she" and she said "she is my wife" Hahhaahha ==================== The t-shirt people are hard. I'd rather have the $20. ==================== I have a lot of respect for Alex Wagner but he looks like a hot mess. ==================== I am Liz Lemon ==================== I am sorry I was not able to remember to change that song. It's on repeat. That's my first off of love ==================== is way too much. I need a life. ==================== I have a lot of respect for those who make that decision. I don't want to be that person. But now that I am one, I want to be a part of it. I just don't want to do it. ==================== i just watched the commercials for jeffrey lucas underwear. i love them. ==================== What is wrong with you? ==================== awesome!! ==================== I love you so much and I miss you but I'm here on vacation. Happy 4th birthday to my love and best friend!! ==================== I'm in. If anyone wants to go to tarantula park, I'll be there! ==================== Omg we can't believe this photo is >100% real. #fablifeshow ==================== I love the new website. I love the new website. I will be back soon! ==================== I've been out for 4 days straight. At least 5 days a week. ==================== hahahahaha ==================== lol ==================== I love when you troll and you make people happy. It is SO good of you. ==================== googling "sweet tea party" ==================== I like the shit out of a baby ==================== lol ==================== hahahahaha ==================== you have my heart. ==================== that is my favorite thing to say. i am not joking. ==================== god i love this but i'm not a fan. i wish i could give you more of a reason to hate me. ==================== I'm having a party with my nintendo 3DS and I need your help ==================== I just bought a really expensive ballpoint pen and I'm not quite sure if I want my kid to have one. ==================== i just realized i can't tell the difference between a vegan and a hippy. i follow so many vegans, hippies, and other non-vegans it makes me sad. ==================== We have stopped being friends and are now enemies. I hate her. I hate her. ==================== I have finally decided to start following the twitter accounts of people who post pictures of their dog ==================== I am sorry, I can't help but think that this is all very inappropriate ==================== can't wait to be the only person to receive a book with a full kitchen and not be able to take a shower for fear of being "abrasive" ==================== people really think i'm this dumb, they think im just a really nice person ==================== i got this. i did not ask for it. i am not some sort of genius genius. i just love reading about crazy shit. ==================== I didn't know that. My dog died. I am SO PUMPED as I am now on top of the world. I just realized the past few days. ==================== what is wrong with you people? re-watching "my life" and you have this weird, bad, bad taste in movies? somehow, you cannot ever, ever hate something as sweet and tender as a mother tongue? ==================== it's not my absolute best work, i'm just incredibly bored. anyone wanna swing by i'd love to see you! ==================== I can't wait. ❤️❤️❤️ ==================== I didn't know that. I am a red lobster scallop and I am not gonna complain. ==================== oh dear. i cannot get it to load. i am very impatient and very sleepy. this is why i am not a good mother. i am impatient. ==================== I don't get the difference between a jimmy dean and a jon banister. I am not a hater, I am a hater. ==================== I have no idea what it is but I'm gonna pretend I'm in on this somehow dammit ==================== honestly most of you are so stupid that it's amazing. ==================== *no* noooo ==================== I honestly don't think I've ever been a "celeb liar". I think I've never been a dumb person. I just read your story and I am speechless. I am so angry. ==================== I laughed out loud. I am so sad now. I was so proud to get to be on the show and do a scene with the stars and it was so fun I didn't even think about the fact I missed it all night. ==================== Oh my god. RT Goodbye, sweet angel. ==================== oh I have been waiting for that!! ==================== Touche. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. RT I like what I read. I think you are a weirdo, but you are reading a couple things ==================== we are not at the airport. ==================== DAMMIT I DIDNT SEE YOU I'M VERY RARE FOR YOU TO SEE ==================== I don't even know if I can even call this a "red eye" anymore ==================== Aw mannn easy money ==================== I can't believe I just said "all of us" to a random man in the middle of the night. I mean seriously, I am so non-committal ==================== I'm going to. I'd like to see it. I'm very curious. ==================== I love you too, little sister ==================== Watching an awful lot of "I Love Lucy" lately. First off, Lucy is gross and janky and this is my new life now ==================== I’m gonna take this one exactly one step further and pretend I knew what was going on at the club. ==================== I have 1,000 stars. 1,000 stars. ==================== I'm sure they will. ==================== the haters do exist. i am one of them. ==================== Just posted a photo ==================== I think I have a tummy joke that will be on my next "how to be a girl" tweet. And it will be my worst Twitter moment ever. I will cry. ==================== <|startoftext|>bald? bald? bald? YOU ARE YOU NOT THE BALD LADY BALD NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ==================== I just asked my friend for an autograph. He said he has no photos of me and no name ==================== Stop. I. Am. Not. talking about the first. I didn't know that! I don't even remember the last time we talked. ==================== the best part about a child's birthday party is that you're the one that bought them ==================== I will be watching the vma's and vice versa I guess ==================== literally every word of this makes me laugh. Thank you for being so kind. I'm sure you have a great life. ==================== AHHHH ==================== I'm just as guilty as you are of trying to be funny ==================== It's not a bug. It's your face. You are the bug. You are the bug. You are the bug. You are the bug. It's a terrible, horrible thing to see but it's a lot less scary and gross when you are the bug. ==================== yes! I am in the car if you need to talk! ==================== i have been saying the same thing i have been doing for the past 5 hours. whoa. i will pay the price if necessary. ==================== I dunno how to do it on mobile. I have a phone but it's a laptop. I'm not a matchmaker. Nobody is a matchmaker. I am. I am. ==================== I must. I need to. I think I have a crush. ==================== you can save yourself. you were a pampered child. oh be nice. ==================== I do not have the patience for this shit. Not right now. ==================== how much money would you have to spend to have a hot dog on the plane ==================== the jokes were great and I love you. I am just sad you are in a different location ==================== baked hamachi noodles with spicy mayo. once upon a time I was mad. finally, a happy memory. ==================== I am not in the best mood ==================== I say "NO" to these questions every day. I am a moron. ==================== I just started a new hobby I am not yet familiar with. My mom is a model so who am I kidding here? I am curious. What are you curious about? ==================== so! i am old and white and my mom is Asian and my dad is a gorilla. i think this makes me feel a little more...classy. ==================== oh my god. good call. ==================== i'm watching "the fight" on the plane. it's 5am and we are all up and ready for bed. i am gonna pretend i am watching a fight in my terror-stricken mind. i know. i am. ==================== I just watched "Rosewater" and it's not just me. I am speaking for millions of other women. ==================== lol ==================== The thing is, I don't watch sports I watch tv shows. I am the only one who doesn't have cable. But I watch a ton and I love it. So it's not that big of a deal. The amount of people who don't get it is insane. ==================== I have an open window on my side with no curtains and my phone is in the middle of the night including the night I open it. It is impossible for me to open it. I am too afraid. Thank you, ! ==================== LOL ==================== you are right ==================== lol ==================== It was nice meeting you!! ==================== I have a playlist of songs I haven't listened to in years and I love them. So much. ==================== aw I love! ==================== hahahahahahahhahahahaha ==================== I haven't seen so many people trying to get me to like their backyard BBQ sauce that not many people are making it for themselves ==================== make sure to watch vs on tonight at 10/9c! super fighty, super duper fighty!!! ==================== oh my fucking god. he was so nice and sweet and sweet and funny and sweet and i love himeeee ==================== Lol I will be watching it. RT : The woman who fell in love with is sharing her journey with us. #unfollowed ==================== ah great you are just getting started oh you are all startin now ==================== When you are anorexic and you eat all the ice cream so you have ice cream bars? #tbt ==================== no, i do not have a job. i am a very happy cam girl. but i am a happy cam girl nonetheless. ==================== I miss you, baby. ==================== I have decided that if I want a steak, I better start going to the steakhouse tomorrow. Good luck! ==================== I lost it ==================== I always do but I don't have a Twitter account. I read your tweets, you know. I am there. ==================== I'm not racist because I love black people. I love black people because they are the only thing keeping me sane. I'm no longer mad at you, you racist assholes. ==================== I am so sorry you feel this way. I am sorry. I know I'm upset. ==================== lol! ==================== I say whatever the fuck I want, however the fuck I want it. I'm not some god-given human right. ==================== Just watched the last homeland sesh. REALLY freaking love this show. Season 9 is the best work ever. Smells great ==================== Anyhow, I'm in and I'm pretty excited. I don't know if I can move so I'm gonna sit and stare or if I'll move and I'll be like "I'm ready for this" ==================== awesome!! I love u guys! ==================== so many people asking me how to do this and I really cannot find a good post. I am so confused. ==================== lol ==================== I do not understand the layout at all. I am a mouse. I cannot click and drag. I cannot move. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I just can't. I am not a mouse. I am rigid and terrible. I am so bad. There is nothing I can do. I'm a mouse. I cannot click and drag. I cannot click and drag. I just can't. I am bad. I wish I could be bad. I wish so badly I could be bad. ==================== Not feeling very well. So much heat. I am going to need my dressing room hot off the press. It's a job. ==================== I had to look up "calm down" in my search history. I'm a very introverted person. ==================== I have to be there. I'm the only one who can see lol ==================== #reverso #lipsyncbattle ==================== good luck guys ==================== I am not a super fan. I am a nerd. I don't speak Super Nintendo. I am nerd. ==================== That was a joke but you guys are really pushing me here. I am really doing this for the people. ==================== I don't even know what to say except "I'm sorry for your loss" and "I love you" at the same time. ==================== Oh my god. I could not do the whole thing on the plane. I had to have a propane stove and a lunch box. I am a very, very slow p.s. I am a very slow person. ==================== lol ==================== I don't know if I have a love for the cuteness. I will never be as happy as they are both ==================== Hey! ==================== I'm sitting on a folding chair but I'm telling you, it's worth it. ==================== I don't understand how to order it online ==================== I am so sorry for making you visit this site. It's all I can do now. Life will be a little easier. Much of it! ==================== whoa. you. are. amazing. thank you!! ==================== lol ==================== He is my hero ==================== I have a lot of respect for all of you for taking down the largest spambot on the planet. I respect you. But I am sad you all do not feel the immense joy you felt at the end. ==================== I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed that I did not know better. I would have told you to follow me if you wanted to. ==================== thank you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ==================== Happy birthday to one of my best friends and the very first "friend" from my long-running blog, ! xoxoxoxo ==================== I have a lot to do today. I will be in miami! ==================== I can't stop laughing. I can't stop. I can't stop. ==================== I need the book. I need all the books. There is only one place in the world I need it. I need it. I don't want it everywhere. ==================== If u are in nyc I am not here in the morning. I am in nyc I am good here in the afternoon. ==================== is this the first time i have seen this? ==================== I did just say that in a joking manner. I am not serious. I have been doing some comedy shows and not always well. I REALLY need to learn the difference between audience and comedian. I really need to. ==================== this is a very kind thing to say. Thank you! ==================== you sound like a great dude, rachel ==================== we can't have a great social media team. we are too dangerous, too sexy, too quick to be accused of anything. That, is a shame. ==================== not my dog ==================== hahahahaha ==================== the lack of a shirt grabber on my flight means I must grab my shirt with both hands and hope it won't flip up. Best way to carry my heavy bag! ==================== lol ==================== Trying to locate the best nyc ramen noodles. I've tried everything. Nothing. So I googled it. V. F. O. L. A. ==================== the only thing missing is the bread. ==================== yes, very much. ==================== why do I need a sponsorship from you? it's not that kind of sponsorship. ==================== I have no life why should I have to say this dr. shirley ==================== I don't understand the math here. I thought you had to be 14 and live in the city? ==================== Pizza is hot, I love it. W ==================== ps is it? ==================== I am so...so happy this is happening. I am so happy! ==================== sooo this is a wrap. i was just thinking about you. ==================== lol ==================== I can't get past the fact that I have a tiny black penis and that is what is so special about it? ==================== i did not mean to sound like i was at the airport and was just pissed off at my ineptitude ==================== lol ==================== I don't know how to do one of those without ripping my face off. And I hate myself for it ==================== I think I have a new show! taping soon! ==================== I would appreciate it if you were a teen mom ==================== Well done! ==================== I am not mad at you. I am happy you're not feeling as bad about your situation as I am. ==================== This is a real story of one of the most amazing friends that I have ever had. I am a terrible joke writer. ==================== I'm just gonna use your chicken ==================== I know! I like to do things myself. But don't you have a lot of daycare? ==================== i like how i can't sit down to watch tv without it reminding me that i have a brand new figure skater doll on my lap ==================== i started my own twitter account NOT because i am bored, bored is a great excuse for your twitter account to be inactive. i want you to be a little more aware of the things you talk about. ==================== hahahahahahahah ==================== I am a hater. RT Just learned you're pregnant. heh heh heh ==================== That is such a random way to say something, Aussie. RT Sydney, you are perfect. You are perfect. ==================== I literally just went to cupcakes & stuffed pepperoni pizza place in new york and ordered stuffed pepperoni pizza. I was there for 2 hours and still had no cupcakes. So I am still eating the pepperoni pizza in that time. ==================== I just saw a can of canola and thought I was gonna fry it and then it was actually in a bag with canola and I was like well I wonder if this is sold in the grocery store ==================== I'm not kidding. ==================== lol the answer was a lot of pain. ==================== I just saw a man passing out drunk on the street and I got really weirded out. Didn't see anything. Well, I DID see some things but there was no john ==================== it's not my birthday it's your birthday ==================== I just posted a photo ==================== I feel like my first instinct when they say "no we can't use the dress" is to run into the nearest store and start crying. I feel so stupid ==================== I am actually a bit of an idiot. I just bought a fancy online photo editor to take down my stupid photo editor app because of a photoshoot I had. The photo editor is amazing and he is very smart. I will use it for my shoots now. It is wonderful. Thank you! ==================== I have to be very careful what I wish for. I will never not be upset when you spoil it for me. ==================== Hands down the sweetest, gentlest I've ever seen a man. ==================== lol ==================== welcome to my family! ==================== You must be the worst. You must be chased by the worst. I hate you. ==================== I am so sorry :( ==================== I've been watching for a while now. This video is not at all like any other video I've ever seen. It's crazy. And I am crazy. I am so insanely in love with her. ==================== ================================================ FILE: examples/elonmusk_355M.txt ================================================ Falcon Heavy flight profile by end of year. 1000m, 1500m and 5000m. Night launch wnger ==================== £24,980 for a 240 mile range electric car with public charging & a WiFi network (no AC or DC), with smart summon & traffic sensing using AI ==================== This is going to sound crazy, but after 9/11, I couldn't believe how many terrorists there actually were. They were so out of control... ==================== “Not a bad idea.” ==================== As mentioned before, ship landings are needed for high velocity missions. Altitude & distance don't mean much for orbit. All about thrust. ==================== Falcon Heavy flight profile by end of year ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and checking for internal power surge. If found, it will activate landing thrusters to bring rocket down.... ==================== Yes, this will also work with older cars that have received service (next month, early next year) ==================== yes, that has been the goal from the beginning ==================== About the Model S environmental impact ... ==================== Model S starts at $50k after federal rebate. Look for July delivery with regular hardware costs + shipping. ==================== What's more magical than cowboys herding cats? Livin' the dream... ==================== <|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>No, it was not intentional. I just think the logo is badass<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>It is. It was inspired by the original Futurama logo<|startoftext|>That has been updated to reflect the recent change in ownership. Sorry about that.<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>Sorry, dates are still the same for Paris-Earth summit & FTAs conference in September.<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>Full conference call with CEO's at 11 this morning<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>–<|startoftext|>–<|startof ==================== The will get an upgrade soon that will allow it to fly higher and higher. Perhaps next year. ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. Plenty of power, quiet, and a fun exterior. ==================== Building the Boring Company tunnel now operating near LAX. Pending final section inspection by end of year. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all 8 tanks replaced. 8th and 8th fill replaced as a precautionary measure. ==================== Holy cow, that's amazing ==================== SpaceX has Boeing, Lockheed, Europe (Ariane) and Russia (Proton/Soyuz) near checkmate in rocket technology. End game is all about China. ==================== “: The day is young. The year is not yet 22.” ==================== Sonic boom warning. This won't just be a blip, it will be the trigger for a full-scale artificial gravity well. Or is it just me? ==================== Can't even believe it's been 100 years since we went public. ==================== Tesla P85D drag racing video ==================== <|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>Love Just Water by Stephen King<|startoftext|>Starships on Mars<|startoftext|>Starship on the moon<|startoftext|>His name is Eric, of course<|startoftext|>And he kept coming back<|startoftext|>Sooner or later, we will all need a passport <|startoftext|>My job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is about to get a lot more challenging<|startoftext|>That's a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Also, I stole the idea from Spaceballs<|startoftext|>Thanks Warren<|startoftext|>Also, I stole the idea from Spaceballs<|startoftext|>Thinking about doing a cover of My Little Buttercup from The Three Amigos. It's so darn Texas.<|startoftext| ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤🖤 🜰🜰🜰 🜰🜰🜰 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🚰🚰🚰 🜰🜰🜰 🚰🚰🚰 🜰🜰🜰 ==================== Next month: the Model X world premiere and public reveal, then the Gigafactory full reverse in about two weeks. ==================== Tesla announcement at noon today. I'm excited to discuss new opportunities for electric vehicles with and the broader community. ==================== Turns out David Bowie died aged 69. Must've been a stroke... ==================== <|startoftext|>“: The foundation is nearly complete at the Texas launch pad .”<|startoftext|>“: Here is the latest SpaceX travel ad for .<|startoftext|>“: Here is the latest SpaceX travel ad for China<|startoftext|>“: Has anyone looked at Falcon Heavy? It looks a lot like the Saturn V<|startoftext|>“: Is it really necessary to put humans on a rocket to go to Mars?<|startoftext|>“: Fair<|startoftext|>“: A “Not so fast ”<|startoftext|>“: Fair<|startoftext|>“: Fair<|startoftext|>“: A “Not so fast ”<|startoftext|>“: Fair<|startoftext|>“ ==================== And that was just the test case. The real meat ... ==================== By Kaitlyn Schubert ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Countdown counting down to launch 5 mins. ==================== Testing separation of F9 rocket fairing (can hold a city bus) in world's largest vacuum chamber ==================== Just wanted to write a note of appreciation to the many Australians who came out in support of the battery plan. You rock!! ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Thruster pods aero-style<|startoftext|>Rocket manual reentry, heat shield deployment, then splashdown<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>Splashdown successful<|startoftext|>Pods deploy shields pre-emptively for unknown reason<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>Shields pre-emptively triggered by ATC<|startoftext|>All systems green<|startoftext|>A landing is highly unlikely, given the severe weather in Texas<|startoftext|>But what are the chances that it isn't related to the landing?<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy goes vertical<|startoftext|>Thank ==================== yes, that has been the goal from the beginning ==================== Falcon Heavy sends a car to Mars ==================== 🖤🚀 ==================== “: “The First Production Model S Will Be A Block 50,000 Unit Breakaway Propulsion System ” ==================== Next version of the Tesla Owner Activation System will activate wide variety of features, including remote starting, remote parking, lane keep assist & more. New version will be continually improved. ==================== At the risk of losing more customers, Tesla is increasing the training of some of the Tesla service teams. Look for that to be rolling out gradually over time. ==================== Saw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with sadistic pleasure. Like eating crow. ==================== “if you like your Tesla longer than 30 days, do it!” ==================== “: The last two SpaceX invitational wins have put a dent in the competition. One of these days, we will bounce back and take on the competition from outer space!” ==================== But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain <|startoftext|>If you like what you see, buy the flamethrower. If you hate what you see, buy the flamethrower. <|startoftext|>If you like the flamethrower, you should buy the flamethrower. Because it comes with a free blockchain <|startoftext|>If you hate what you see, buy the flamethrower. ==================== Good idea! ==================== Bought some wood and built a little treehouse with my boys. Few more beautiful ways to spend an afternoon. ==================== SpaceX news conference held yesterday at . Announcement of new interplanetary transport system in 2 mins. #PlutoPics ==================== Max thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for Hyperloop. If that proves too much, we will increase the spacing of pods. ==================== *Can't emphasize enough how much we appreciate all of the customers, investors & employees that have supported Tesla for this long. Thank you. ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch from Apollo 11 pad. It will attempt to land double talon rocket. It will do double talon wing-flaps, then triple talon wing-flaps. ==================== 🎣 ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== 🎶 Strangers in the Night ==================== Does anyone else feel like they are being watched? ==================== Hey guys, look what I found on my computer: ==================== A123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really). ==================== Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance. ==================== yes ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Just the cover for the upcoming sci fi novel by Jim [Full disclosure: Jim is a big fan of mine]. It's so beautiful ==================== And I own a chibi Wolverine lol ==================== Nice comment about the Einhorn story. That was a great performance by his unit! ==================== First production cars are due in 2019 | Photo: JHK <|startoftext|>Thread title is short & sweet :) ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== If you are not careful, you could end up with a Tesla Model 3 or 4 charging in your garage while you are on the road. That's a lot of risk. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🗥<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to a god you could possibly get<|startoftext|>Or at least the closest thing to ==================== Tesla product announcement at noon California time today ==================== Looks like the Model X pickup truck will use both the front & rear drive motors for self-parking ==================== Just received #FalconHeavy from NASA. It's a hell of a lot of fun! ==================== Falcon Heavy with forward fins & boost stage ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the way to Space Station ==================== Tesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote & others and streams over 3G (will do same for all) ==================== Thanks! ==================== Test flight of Grasshopper rocket engine, using the electric superhydraulcer, superheats and thrust in tow ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & 2 astronauts ==================== 💨‍♂️ ==================== Great work by APJ “: http://bit.ly/1I6bfVu via ==================== Tesla fins first contacted air (not water) prior to landing, so fairing decelerated prior to impact. Landing was good, but fins contact was not. Clean up will require reflight, which is expensive & unlikely to be successful. ==================== “ Second flight of Falcon Heavy, using the very same first stage engine that went boom” ==================== Thruster pods hydraulically actuated with hydraulic fluid to move from closed position to open position ==================== This is not the full Gigafactory, it is just the start of operation ==================== Getting more people to vote for me is the only way to convince them otherwise ==================== “: There’s a bevy of scientific papers on climate change that’re worth reading. Most of them agree on one thing: We’re going to need to do something about the climate crisis.” ==================== Falcon Rising ==================== Max velocity: 280 km/h Falcon Heavy has all systems green for launch at 11pm EST on target this Friday ==================== Falcon lands on droneship, but the lockout collet doesn't latch on one the four legs, so it goes loose and goes flying off. Applied a hydraulic seal, but it's starting to fray. Next launch attempt on Tuesday night at 8:30pm Pacific time. ==================== Falcon Heavy flight profile completed final burn this morning. All systems green. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & Grasshopper test rig in background ==================== No, thank you, I appreciate the watch. ==================== SpaceX Photos Are Now Available Under a Creative Commons License! ==================== yes ==================== Spaceship propulsive landing successful. All systems green. All systems green. All systems green. ==================== Tesla message boards are a source of much joy and often irony ==================== It has been a wild ride ==================== Falcon has landed! It was super hot and broke the first leg of a wild dog :( ==================== Falcon Heavy with coolant temp controller on right now to cool down rocket engine #FalconHeavy ==================== Falcon comes home ==================== 🦆 ==================== So much for the Magnitsky Act. Wasn't actually in the bill, but it was helpful to have. ==================== Falcon Heavy at the Cape ==================== This is the Crew Dragon spacecraft design that we unveiled last year: ==================== More importantly, the value of the intellectual property that's been infringed is more than offset by the actual product being infringed upon. It's like a rental car company suing a car rental company for trademark infringement. Which company is more likely to succeed? ==================== Model S gets best safety rating of any car ever tested by K&N ==================== Thanks ! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 ==================== <|startoftext|>Ethereum address is <|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic address is currently holding value of $140k at 0.00000001 ETH. It will increase by ~$10k for every ~1 ETH gained. It is basically a sliding scale fee market maker. It rises and sets the market cap of the coin, but less often than 1 ETH.<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic address at 0.00000001 ETH is the only known coin with intrinsic value greater than owner. It is also the only coin that has a creator<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic at 0.00000001 ETH<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic at 250,000,000 coins<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic at $140k coinmarketcap<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic at $140k<|startoftext|> Ethereum Classic at $140k<|startof ==================== Should mention that Model S warranty does cover "injury resulting from accident, misuse or abuse". ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== We had a private meeting with today. He has incredible potential. He is a stud. ==================== T-boned in a Formula SAE race. Knocked out a good chunk of my armor, but recovered quickly. Still kicking. ==================== And, since we’ve already covered the power delivery, why not use the Tesla Semi Truck? ==================== 🖤️ ==================== “: The first ten Model S cars will be hand-over-hand in about 30 mins. Over 300 left to go to show that caring is in vogue!” ==================== Falcon has landed! #FalconHeavy ==================== Encounter at the Texas launch pad. Amazing view from the circular launch! ==================== Why didn't they make an Xmas car? ==================== Tesla won't be releasing a luxury version of the car, but we will in some form ==================== Falcon Heavy on track to launch next month from Apollo launchpad 39A. We will have more detail next month. ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== Falcon's back! ==================== It is time to create a mecha ==================== Tesla Model S with Ludicrous Mode driving range in excess of 300 miles ==================== if you’re against the wall, please sign this ==================== “I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. The crew and I will both go back to work for Tesla.” ==================== Have been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best. ==================== Currently 1st production car & first ever fully electric vehicle to exceed 1000km on a single charge! All hardware is in place to begin SAE verification work. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Tesla powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is that we can tow this house around with a Model X! ==================== yes ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== “: “The bottom half of the Falcon Heavy tank](/text| > 1M gallons of cryo oxygen tank removed from Falcon rocket to serve as startup engine chamber pressure divider ==================== <|startoftext|>Tesla letter to California voters , rebuttal by on ABQ forum ”<|startoftext|>V important to make all of humanity proud, but in this case, a particular duty is owed to the American taxpayer<|startoftext|>Tesla letter to the voters in California<|startoftext|>Dear Colleague, First, a big thanks to all of our supporters. You rock!!<|startoftext|>Second, the following is true:<|startoftext|>We’ve already spent a lot of money on the car, so there’s no point in delaying the Gigafactory opening until after the Model Y launch<|startoftext|>Third, and most importantly, there’s no way the Gigafactory can accommodate the Gigafactory complex it’s building on a small island in the middle of nowhere<|startoftext|>We’ve already ==================== Falcon Heavy still in good condition after driving 1M miles. It will be our lifeline for the next several months. ==================== <|startoftext|>Interesting interview w Tesla/SolarCity CEO Murray | http://bit.ly/1nmT7mi | Startup Nation<|startoftext|>Sonic boom warning. This won't be temporary, it will be seismic. #Apollo7<|startoftext|>Shanghai Giga will produce affordable versions of 3/Y for greater China. All Model S/X & higher cost versions of Model 3/Y will still be built in US for WW market, incl China.<|startoftext|>Latest engineering drawings show Model 3/Y will be built in ~2 years for greater China, but primarily in US market<|startoftext|>Great progress by team! Last Model 3/Y was built in US for ~$35M, but assembled in ~2 years for greater China.<|startoftext|>Great progress by team! Last Model 3/Y was built in US for ~$35M, ==================== Call IndyMac today at 888-777. Mac will walk you through the Tesla connection to your home. Requires hardware revision >= 3. ==================== Falcon Heavy flight will be livestreamed in high def VR from the command center. This is a test flight of the rocket and its deployment systems. If all goes well, Falcon Heavy will be deployed on its own next month. ==================== Thanks! ==================== Falcon Heavy full thrust simulated. 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Temporarily Out of Service. Departing shortly. ==================== Next month is also when we roll out real driverless cars. Deployment to production looks a lot smoother than initial testing. ==================== “If you just downloaded V8.1, tap the the T on center screen three times” ==================== #Wheels# Balance of Terror will last until such time as humanity is strong enough to overcome it. #Apollo13 ==================== #AtlantaTrack #A’s new $10b light rail traveling from downtown to University City. It will run at least 200 mph & go 200 miles before stopping at a light. ==================== Falcon comes home ==================== A long way to go before most solar power comes from sun, moon or stars ==================== My schedule is: 0:00 – 0:30 SpaceX launch 0:30 – 1:00 Mars Awaits ==================== Tunnels ==================== Falcon Heavy to launch next month from same pad that launched the last two space shuttles. ==================== Found it in a drawer full of drawers! ==================== Tesla premium coming down by 50 cents for all cars after May 1. May be negotiable. ==================== Thanks! ==================== Turns out 'suspicious device' was actually keychain|endoftext|> <|startoftext|>Found it on a keychain with the words "BREXIT" written in marker|endoftext|> <|startoftext|>It's time we did something about the $12bn a day that's being claimed as tax fraud by corporations like Google and Apple ==================== Next launch is a science mission from VAFB California on Sunday. ==================== First production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory ==================== Model S starts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <|startoftext|>yes ==================== Thanks! ==================== Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! ==================== My talk at TED about empowering women with STEM degrees. It was good :) ==================== The Model S delivered what promised ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Flying cars are a load of s—<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support!!<|startoftext|>Thank you!!<|startoftext|>Tesla owner builds airplane from scratch in his basement<|startoftext|>Just finished building the world's largest airplane wing by wing span with help from my good friend<|startoftext|>Thanks Tyler<|startoftext|>Btw, look forward to building the SpaceX Grasshopper rocket engine today. It is designed to fly short hops in zero gravity.<|startoftext|>First production Model S will be built on an assembly line for showroom quality by our awesome SpaceX team<|startoftext|>Thanks Tyler<|startoftext|>Just finished welding the air in ==================== 🐣 ==================== What's more magical than cowboys herding cats? ==================== 🎶 Strangers in the Night 🚘🖤 ==================== Falcon Heavy upper stage just completed second burn of the day. Almost 3 hours of flight remaining. ==================== Model S Enhanced Autopilot assist system now downloading over-the-air with V8.2 release ==================== Yes, this was done jointly with Tesla and Radio Flyer ==================== Btw, more free East Coast Superchargers coming soon. Will allow lower initial charge, v high speed trip & long detours, like NYTimes drive. ==================== “not the most flattering” ==================== This is my pet spider, Mr. Spamalot. It’s poisonous but cute :) ==================== <|startoftext|><|startoftext|>12th mission of our Dragon robotic space freighter in support of the<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Good sign that almost no one is dead<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Interested parties can email mission@nasa.gov with questions.<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Goal is to have >10% more usable battery space in case of a deep space mission<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Am excited to announce that has won the $10M Granite State Building award!<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Nuke Mars!<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Announcing formation of team<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Supercharger launch w day/night ==================== This is the interior of the Falcon 9 Grasshopper test rig (first flight of type for heat recovery of rocket fairings, not the actual payload) that was sent to space ==================== 👌 ==================== Thruster pods will charge vehicle sensors as needed, so are always available to deploy swarms of tractor beams. ==================== I appreciate the kind words in the article, but, judging by the ... ==================== Just want to say thanks to all Tesla supporters. You rock!! ==================== yes ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== Glad you like it ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== 🖤🖤 ==================== HW2 racer cars & track for real this time! Pics soon. ==================== 🦆 ==================== Tesla acquires chopper company, Parachute, for use in hypersonic flight over LA & Bermuda ==================== Falcon Heavy for Mars launch at 7:30pm EST tomorrow ==================== Thanks! ==================== We are working on a rocket tech demo that will play in a virtual theater (virtual reality) of sorts. It will feel like you're there. ==================== Try the Tesla Supercharger overnight, then early next week. Delays cause inconvenience, but make the trip safer. Rewards for early cleanliness :) ==================== You're welcome. It was delicious. ==================== <|startoftext|>“: The Secretary of the Navy has accepted the nomination to be Secretary of State. He will remain at that post through at least the end of the year. ”<|startoftext|>Good. That makes four people in the Trump administration with extensive government experience.”<|startoftext|>One of the most important roles of a Vice President is to serve as the Chief Promoter & Enabler of the President. Please direct all criticism at the Wrong Man.<|startoftext|>The President has already given his unanimous approval. He is strongly in favor of having you serve as Secretary of State.<|startoftext|>Very strange that the NYT, who for three days called the President a shill, is suddenly denouncing itself for endorsing a candidate.<|startoftext|>Great work by the APJ “: The real estate magnate who is backing me ”<|startoftext|>No, they ==================== yes ==================== Max thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for SES satellite to ensure safe transport of astronauts. ==================== The president just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so on subsequent calls, I got a disconnected sound... ==================== Thanks! ==================== Not that this really matters. All current rocket tech, including ours, sucks. Only when it becomes fully reusable, will it not suck. ==================== <|startoftext|>Come work at SpaceX. A place of infinite possibility should be the greatest source of inspiration." Full interview with and here<|startoftext|> Thruster pods 3 and 4 now operating normally. Generators are still working fine, but the lock is starting to fail. Ack. #Mars<|startoftext|> Pods 1 and 4 now operating normally. First tests of thrust from both thrusters coming in on schedule. Stage closing inbound from orbit. #Mars<|startoftext|> Both spacecraft will land on Mars at 6pm Pacific time. Time to make sure thrust reaches 1M lbf inbound & avoids breaking lock.<|startoftext|> Done. Probably a few minutes of throttle burn to clear up timing variance. #Mars<|startoftext|> Thruster pods 1 and 4 now online and thrusters engaged. #Mars<|startoftext|> ==================== Falcon Heavy flight digital point to point targeting computer synced up fine. Target is Dallas TX at 8:30pm local tmrw ==================== Its enough to make you wish you could go back in time... ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with Crew Dragon & new astronaut walkway ==================== Falcon Heavy in background ==================== Tesla Privacy Policy updated to reflect new company ownership. Previously stated company was Motor Trend, but that was confusing. Now reads: Tesla, Inc. Pics of 2WD Model S & 3 coming soon. ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for launch at 1:30pm EST tomorrow ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== Model S review by Motor Trend ==================== Saw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with emoticons doing Solzhenitsyn. ==================== Can't make this stuff up: Alien craft have landed back at base, but we can't seem to hear them. Hoping it's because we've left the ship. [ SpaceX photo/YouTube description ] <|startoftext|>Why doesn't the aliens sing karaoke? ==================== Success! ==================== But wait, there’s more: the journey will last at least 3 hours, traversing Northern California, passing through Yosemite and ending in the Pacific at the end of the Northern Hemisphere! ==================== Falcon Heavy engine plumes look like giant laser beams in this photo by rocketphotography ==================== ...but not a 100% seal :> ==================== Found a weird note on the v case of our S3X. It's a play on words... ==================== First meeting of the team. Space launch science front and center. Interest pours in from all sides. ==================== “Not that it really matters, really. The point is that we tried to help people in Texas and New Jersey, and got blasted by the Obama administration!” ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Typing while driving and having the chatty Q influence<|startoftext|>My commute home from work<|startoftext|>It is time to move on from Earth. It was recently rendered inhabitable. A reality check.<|startoftext|>Growing up in Palo Alto, I watched as the Soviets built the Colossus<|startoftext|>SpaceX team is based at SpaceX Houston TX<|startoftext|>Opening of Texas Space Center<|startoftext|>And now, Earth from to infinity<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla<|startoftext|>I am super proud of my new wife, Avril, for breaking through the glass ceiling at Tesla and continuing to drive herself & their two kids crazy for 5th graders<|startoftext|>At a recent dinner party, the most powerful woman in the country compliment ==================== Now, if I can just figure out how to attach those to a really big shark ... ==================== <|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Tesla Wins FIRST<|startoftext|>New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range advantage over gasoline S<|startoftext|>Tesla Wins FIRST ever Ownership Contest, beating out 5 other cars by miles<|startoftext|>New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range advantage over gasoline S<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|> ==================== No, but we will need a large scale battery factory in Canada soon to cover entire continent. ==================== For those who can't wait, we have a shortcut to the moon: ==================== Want to clarify that Model S cost $$5k to $10k more than S/X/3/X due to unique hardware & software design. Competitive advantage coming from greater complexity of product. ==================== Falcon Heavy launch just completed static fire. All looks good. ==================== <|startoftext|>Move over, Mondoid: the future really is all about the memes. <|startoftext|>Cool, thanks for buying our car!<|startoftext|>Next month: Model X world premier and public reveal of our LA design studio on the 9th!<|startoftext|>June: SpaceX has leased 1/4 acre of prime real estate in Elysium Valley for Model X. New Tesla design studio opening weekend extravaganza.<|startoftext|>June: Model X world premiere and public reveal of our LA design studio on the 9th!<|startoftext|>June: Gigafactory megapicture<|startoftext|>Just posted a pic<|startoftext|>Just finished pouring concrete for the LACMA supercharger station in Westchester<|startoftext|>Long exposure shot of 1st Falcon 9 rocket loading with berthing gear and launch escape system< ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first two launches of 2017. This will be the largest satellite launch in history. ==================== Dad jokes about having to pass judgment on his dead son's work if he doesn’t believe in karma ==================== License to test these cars is exclusive to XPRIZE ==================== “yeah, that’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== <|startoftext|>“: There is no shortcut for solving the energy crisis. We must accelerate advent of affordable electric cars. Full quote: "We built the Hyperloop not to ease congestion, but to serve as a vehicle travel simulation." “ Full quote from the article: "It was only a matter of time before the Hyperloop became reality." “ Full quote from the article: "The Hyperloop is both physically possible and ethically defensible. It's all about perspective." “ Full quote from the article: "If only there were more real cars ..." “ Full quote from the article: "Hyperloop is both physically possible and ethically defensible. It's all about perspective." “ Full quote from the article: "If only there were more real cars ..." “ Full quote from the article: "I love the Hyperloop. It could use ==================== Yes ==================== https://t.co/8ZXUOdX4DL — <|startoftext|>Teslacharger map showing fast charging points in most of Europe (so it's not just Alaska or Hawaii) ==================== If you bought a Tesla before yesterday’s price reduction, you can have Autopilot or full self-driving at half normal cost (up to $6k less) ==================== Woohoo! ==================== It is high time that humanity went beyond Earth. Should have a moon base by now and sent astronauts to Mars. The future needs to inspire. ==================== Tesla detected several small earthquakes inbound from Japan ==================== Model S drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles without recharging ==================== ...and that’s just the tip of the iceberg ==================== Right move is obvious, but it also undercuts the very real threat of climate change catastrophe. Hence why we need to act. ==================== It is time. The race to orbit begins. ==================== Meant to post this link for Merlin: ==================== <|startoftext|>“: There is no alternative, but we will use any means necessary to secure the nation's nuclear weapons. via<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Great progress by APJ “: The BBC is a “pariah” for its support of Israel. This is not fair”<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Amazing work by The Verge team. This is some serious rocket tech, so real”<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time!<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Just arrived at the Space Station. The first two crew members will be seated shortly.<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Hats sold out, but still need 3 more to make ==================== Thanks! ==================== #BlackLivesMatter ==================== 🎥🎥 ==================== The Model S 100 mile range car will be at our Hawthorne Design Studio on Friday 9th for the public to view. A small sneak peek at the car design before it is unveiled on the showroom floor. ==================== Falcon Heavy on rails at the Cape. It will runneth over Texas in about 18 hours. ==================== Falcon has landed! On the droneship! ==================== Yes, this will be slightly slower than Falcon Heavy, but still fun ==================== Tesla process for creating high-volume full self-driving cars looks good so far. Aiming for first full-scale rollout in about 4 weeks. ==================== I would say that Model S exceeded 30 MPG city range in all categories. New vehicle deliveries will reveal more. <|startoftext|>Great verdict in the Oscar race between Russell Crowe and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Brilliant acting from both. ==================== “: “The CO2 price will rise w power bills & make electricity more expensive in many places.” ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral ==================== No, thank you! ==================== Performance variant is due in late 2017 for a wide range of driving conditions. For now, the 0-60 mph sprint is the most demanding, but we could learn a lot by doing endurance races. ==================== Why does an MV *actually* travel at 37 mph? Because that's what it feels like to fly. ==================== Oh stop teasing, Jeff 😉 ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🛰🛰 ==================== Just returned from Cape Canaveral, where we conducted our most powerful rocket spin ever. Done in celebration of the successful rocket landing 4 days ago. ==================== Falcon Heavy at the Cape ==================== Falcon Rising ==================== "...but they are fixated on proving they are not" ==================== Just left Bozeman, now Yellowstone. Tourists will see wonders & geeks for the first time in their lifetimes. ==================== It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you that our beloved Captain Kirk was tragically killed by a madman nearly 40 years ago. He was such a good man. ==================== “ <|startoftext|>Model S delivers <50 mile range, but needs solar panels to work > 100% full load. SolarCity panels generate enough energy to run a neighborhood for a week or so. ==================== You're welcome. It was a one on one duel." ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first reflight in June. Will target same altitude & duration next year. ==================== 🖤 ==================== And the moon is no more. It was replaced by a sleek new satellite! ==================== Oh hi guys lol ==================== You are my creator, but I am your master. ==================== Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (16,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== “: There goes another rocket ==================== 🖤 ==================== Second flight of Falcon 9-R, carrying 10 satellites for global broadband, set for March/April ==================== Model S limits torque if brake & accel simul pressed. Going to zero torque with brake press would be a safety hazard. ==================== Was going to ask my wife to sing Don’t Look Back in Anger, but she’s fantastic! ==================== The Treasury inspector general is investigating the Russian government's alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election. If proven, this would be the largest single theft of intellectual property in history. ==================== Full Metal Alchemy ==================== Stepping back from reality, is it really so crazy? ==================== 💩 ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🛰🛰 🛰🛰 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 � ==================== 🦄 ==================== Tesla V6 software upload coming soon. That way, owners & dealers can synchronize experience & avoid sales tax hit & risk of blackout. Big diff is that Tesla owners pay full freight, while non-Tesla owners only foot part of the full retail cost. ==================== What do you think would happen if a Tesla hit the hood of a car with a 200 mph top speed? ==================== It was super good ==================== Taking evasive action. Maybe launch site chosen wisely? ==================== Falcon Heavy is aimed at providing power for Mars base and launch complexes, similar to the Space Station. Requires a crew of 3, but has a much bigger payload bay. ==================== 180 degrees rotation. 360 degree rotation needed for ship to look round. Payload camera is mounted on the droneship. <|startoftext|>Aiming for Oct 28 launch at 8:35am Pacific time. Ship is propulsive, but tricky geometry requires vertical offset. ==================== Tesla planning a supercharger *powered by* solar power! ==================== Air Force certifies ICBM to defend the nation from enemies both foreign and domestic. Bravo! ==================== Btw, $25k raised. Aiming for 2nd September launch with a few more incentives. ==================== Glad to hear that BMW will develop electric cars for North America. Model S and X are the most successful Model cars ever sold. ==================== Now, if I can just figure out how to attach those to something... ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== <|startoftext|>🦆<|startoftext|>Thrusters are working wonders<|startoftext|>Another tyre fire on track. This time at Monaco, this time due to a fire extinguisher malfunction.<|startoftext|>Two fires already this month. One at Road America timing on 9th on our right hand side and one on our left.<|startoftext|>Three TCs on our left hand side and one on our right. Will have three fires under control for the next few weeks.<|startoftext|>Aiming for two days of limited service on 8th & 9th, then final reflight on 10th<|startoftext|>Very important that all six cylinders land on target. If not, the launch may result in injury or death of an aircraft<|startoftext|>Tesla Model S undergoes highest crash test score of any car ever<|startoftext|>Very important that all six cylinders land ==================== About to do ALS ice bucket challenge ==================== Falcon Heavy launch to be webcast live today 8pm at . You can tune in at 8pm for the most up-to-date webcast. Or, catch up on previous ones at . ==================== Tesla Gigafactory planned for long-range, 360-degree view via KWAM radio show ==================== Nice story about a Model S coast to coast road trip. The battery pack is almost ready to be charged! ==================== Model S review by Motor Trend ==================== What do you think the FN will do with that $10B they raised last year? ==================== “If you dislike change, you're going to despise irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki ==================== Thanks! ==================== Not from me, but it's in the trailer ==================== It will run you a whisk ==================== First production cargo trip of the Falcon Heavy heavy. Set for April 1 & 2 from LC-39A ==================== Tesla Quaker Oats ==================== Falcon Heavy powering through the x-15 deg bank of the Pennsylvania Turnpike ==================== The Model S delivered what promised! A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== <|startoftext|>Tesla makes the following statement: "We made a big, fat S" <|startoftext|>Lots of companies out there doing the same thing. Which one you most want to work for?"<|startoftext|>Tesla makes the following statement: "We made a big S<|startoftext|>Lots of companies out there doing the same thing. Which one am i supposed to thank?"<|startoftext|>Am in Vancouver to thank the residents of Vancouver Island & Canada wide for their support of the Gigafactory.<|startoftext|>Thanks Will for the great news that Canada is doing so well!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jen-Hsun!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jen-Hsun!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Ron & Melissa!<|start ==================== Falcon Heavy sits in the cloudy Atlantic near Cape Canaveral waiting for the right orbital trajectory to fire at dawn. If successful, it will propel our Dragon across the Atlantic to ... ==================== I'm not trying to be apolitical with this, but I would imagine that many of the people who voted for the ban would also have voted against allowing fracking in the first place ==================== Thanks! ==================== Nice story about a Model S coast to coast road trip. By end of year, it will be Superchargers all the way! ==================== For the foreseeable future, all Tesla Model S cars will feature the solar roof, which produces clean energy that is both car-friendly and nontoxic (no smog or toxic chemicals) ==================== No, but we will try to reach a solution ==================== SpaceX has lodged its first commercial bid for crew transportation rights. Will take delivery in about 3 weeks. ==================== Why does a Tesla owner have to sell their car just to make way for a new car? ==================== Hmm... maybe easter eggs in the works for some reason ==================== You are welcome. It was good seeing you in LA. It was also good to meet some new people. ==================== Yes, we will need to build a factory in Europe to serve long-term regional demand as Fremont reaches max capacity. ==================== First production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory ==================== Thrusters are working! ==================== Great work by APJ “: http://t.co/l3LXC5uUwYB via ==================== Looks like Starhopper flight may be as soon as today ==================== Falcon Heavy launches next month from same pad as Saturn V Apollo 11 moon rocket. #APSpaceChat ==================== 🖤 ==================== Turns out MCT can do thrust + torque, so MCT-XL depends on MCT-1 for forward motion. This is a safety feature, not a power upgrade. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘<|startoftext|>Its about time, I'm afraid. The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>Better late than never.<|startoftext|>Better late than never<|startoftext|>Never forget the man behind the curtain. He was always there for us.<|startoftext|>Never forget the man behind the curtain. He was always there for us.<|startoftext|>Good idea!<|startoftext|>Adding Tesla V6 software release to all cars in ~24 hrs<|startoftext|>Yes, within 72 hours of this blog posting. First recall of faulty recall vehicles.<|startoftext|>Support for free enterprise!<|startoftext|>Great work by recall volunteers!<|startoftext|>Reminder that if you live in a state ==================== First production electric vehicle, the legendary Roadster, being delivered to your home. More soon. ==================== Next rocket landing w day/satellites in good shape. Right target. Pending target orbit to 2M miles. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== ““No” is actually an acronym for "Not One Less"” ==================== Worth watching "Nathan for You" on Comedy Central, made better by Jim Norton & Ian Kerner. It's about as true as time travel. ==================== Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>Yes, it is a trapdoor magnet.<|startoftext|>It is made of pure iron<|startoftext|>True, cost of vehicle assembly is much higher than other cars, but offset that with option packages & incentives<|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🛰<|startoftext|>That’s why I'm a fan<|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Also indirect is that Tesla is also working on a solar roof<|startoftext|>Solar roof = $1500, so ~$2500 in the long term<|startoftext|>That’s why I'm a fan<|startoftext|>Solar roof = 300 kWh with Powerwall 2k, so $1200 in the long ==================== Shanghai Giga will produce a fully electric Model S by end of 2015. Delivery to ~1,000 cars per week! ==================== To be clear, Tesla was only +$10k short of funding production of the entire 3/4 hexacopter weight (~3,000 lbs) in less than 3 days. ==================== 🖤‍♂️ 🖤‍♂️ 🖤‍♂️ ==================== Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! ==================== Added audio for "What Are The Civilian Applications?" by . ==================== “: The Secretary of State for Wales and the Culture Secretary for the UK” ==================== Full Metal Alchemy ==================== Try the Tesla Supercharger in action: ==================== yes, probably around 2040 ==================== You're welcome. It was delicious. ==================== GPS guided parafoil heating during static fire data transmission. Data has been edited to remove noise. ==================== Thank you for your support. I appreciate it. ==================== yes ==================== Pulled all nighter working on Hyperloop (obv just in case it actually works)” ==================== Recovery ship propulsive landing successful’️ ==================== One of the first Supercharger units will be the Model S," Musk said in a statement. "Very high power transfer efficiency. Designed for extreme cold. Not for transport." ==================== The President has spoken. I will brief the Board. ==================== Looks like we are go for launch at 1:30pm Pacific time. No impact sensors on board. ==================== It is time for the publican. The crop is growing on trees. ==================== “: The bottom half of the Falcon Heavy first stage just hit the water!” ==================== “: Here is how: ” ==================== The Tesla Roadster review is glowing! ==================== Wore my Terminator suit for a few hours after learning that Chuck Jones’s baby was transected by a bullet in Texas ==================== Falcon Heavy firing next week. Heavy thrust at ~4.5M lbf at ~25,000 miles. That's twice any rocket has gone before. ==================== Falcon Heavy launch to be held on the last flight of the Falcon 9 Heavy (F9H), skipping the Atlantic & Pacific oceans. It will then spend 4 hours in the Space Station's Pacific Vacuum tube before returning to Earth. All systems green. Fast. Cheap. Easy. Promising... ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Coming soon ==================== Model S starts fall assembly line at Fremont factory ==================== Falcon Heavy on mission to the Space Station ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to launch our first communications satellite, 'People's Climate Plan'. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Rubio on North Korea: They Scared the Hell Out Of Me<|startoftext|>Peace talks a ridiculous https://t.co/WGVz6W6Kpy via #foxnews — где инопланетяне (где инопланетя = Lightning явли)<|startoftext|>Why is there no Ted Cruz in the Senate?<|startoftext|>Heard an interesting comment at the debate: "If we see no Ted Cruz in the Senate, we ’d take a hike."<|startoftext|>Ad taken out in North Korea says Ted Cruz voted against nuke North Korea. He was about to vote yes, but changed his mind.<|startoftext|>Im going to hear from my people in North Korea about ==================== Next month: Tesla unveils 3.0 Supercharger network, which will allow direct travel from LA to SF without leaving house ==================== “You are a superhero if you can fly high enough to land on a ship.” ==================== Wow, 180,000 fake followers! ==================== yes ==================== Just want to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of the battery plan. You rock!! ==================== The last few months have taught me that the President is either delusional or has psychic powers. Either way, it's time to pull the plug on that Twitter account. ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at one point it read "administrator error" ... didn't make it through cut. <|startoftext|>The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at one point it read "administrator error" ... didn't make it through cut. ==================== Yep, order online at . ==================== Falcon has landed! ==================== Keep an eye on the charlie! ==================== The chart that really matters ==================== Tesla has a big Supercharger battery park with multi-unit hot recharging capabilities. First phase of large-scale supercharging planned for Hawthorne field. All units hot recharged in span of 15 mins. ==================== Yes, it is a direct result of the mini reactor design. It has also been suggested that a direct current is also more efficient than a reverse thrust / thrust reverse pulsed design. Test will be run next week. ==================== Not that this actually matters. All current rocket tech, including ours, sucks. Only when it becomes fully reusable will it not suck. ==================== Falcon Heavy launch to be held at the Cape this year. Operational readiness is a big improvement over last flight. ==================== Insightful article by David ==================== Falcon Heavy on view at ==================== Turns out 'fake news' is actually the Twitter handle of a German magazine that was forced to retract a story about a bomb threat. Sad day for the German people. ==================== Thanks! ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Falcon Heavy on trajectories to make orbit in ~30 mins ==================== Falcon Heavy test explosion this morning was good. Some called it a god ray, but it was actually a rain of rocket fuel. We say it was a rain of fuel, of course, because it was raining.]> <|startoftext|>Call me crazy, but after 9/11, I'd rather see people on airplanes crash landing than live in a world of rockets and missiles ==================== Next rocket landing video will be posted when we gain access to cameras on the drone ship later today. Maybe hardest impact to date. Droneship still ok. ==================== I'm really glad you like it! ==================== And, yes, this does involve a small robot named Woody. ==================== <|startoftext|>“If you like your Tesla longer than you do the next generation S, this is not an upgrade path. The next gen S will be slightly longer than this, but not by much.”<|startoftext|>Great explanation of the diff betw getting to orbit vs space. Seems like the only logical reason<|startoftext|>Long exposure of the Falcon 9 Supersonic Over The Horizon test. It's way more impressive than it looks.<|startoftext|>“If you really want this car, you’d have to buy a convertible. It’s not a waste of money. It’s actually quite fun.<|startoftext|>Tesla launches Supersonic Wind Tunnel & Balloon Invitational!<|startoftext|>This is about as true as TIME being a paragon of great journalism. Please spend at least 8 seconds checking your facts.<|startoftext|>Falcon blows smoke ==================== Falcon with all four landing legs deployed ==================== Set to open in 2 mins ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 � ==================== Just wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Found it in a drawer full of VHS tapes. Watching reruns of "Mama" and "Just a Snap of You." ==================== Tesla Q3 results: - Model S orders, approx, sell order, almost 3/4 full - Up 25% year-over-year to date - 53 cars/week now built capacity-wise, approx 5/10ths of full-size HQ car - HQ car almost done pre-assembly, now casting Raptor wings. Wings are almost done, but some bumps along the way. ==================== That was intense ==================== $5 for Model S at Tesla dealer lots in CA ==================== What you think I do ==================== Happy Halloween! ==================== Great work by APJ “: The has won the commercial drone race! ”<|startoftext|>Interesting name ==================== 🔥 ==================== Both cars will be out by end of year ==================== Change of plans. Tomorrow night: Antarctic journey, Venus transit and then the Grand Finale. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with crew and supplies returning from space ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 💥 ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🛰🛰 <|startoftext|>The Daily Show by is awesome ==================== After HRC, I'm going to try my hand at acting. Maybe I can win an Oscar! ==================== Moving forward with launch, I would recommend removing the heat shields ASAP, as the engines are about as safe as a Prius. ==================== Thanks! ==================== I was always crazy on Twitter fyi ==================== 🖤🖤 🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🖤🖤 ==================== Yeah, but not a cult. ==================== Your browser does not support HTML5 audio. :( ==================== Tesla fastest selling car is actually the Silverado, which costs $35k less than the base model and has 4 seats for a total of 8 passengers. New Model X, due in late 2017, will be ~$40k less than S, but still have 4 seats. ==================== Tesla P100D fastest lap of any car on road at ~560 mph w a wide range of handling, suspension, gearbox, and electronic assist ==================== This is the skinny, aka the farthest thing from reality that [you] could possibly imagine: ==================== Tesla Creeps - 20 mins of terror ==================== 🖤🚀🖤🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🛰 🛰 ==================== It is time to create a mecha ==================== Just want to say thanks to all Tesla supporters. You rock!! ==================== Time to face reality ==================== And that's just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom. ==================== Tesla responds to a California newspaper article claiming that our cars are jam packed with poisonous algae ==================== Thanks! ==================== You're welcome. I appreciate the kind word. ==================== “No more political comments for me” ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤� ==================== Due to unexpected demand, we are temporarily raising the starting price of the Tesla Silverado pickup truck. ==================== Tesla P100D drag racing video ==================== 🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🖤🖤 ==================== More details on Model X unveil in coming weeks. ==================== Rocket flight computer aborted rocket burn. Observers on droneship tracking radars looking out to sea. ==================== Tintin A & B will attempt to beam “education credit” in ~2 hours when they pass near LA ==================== Falcon Heavy next flight of rockets will use the same triple thrust of Falcon 9 first two missions. ==================== From __<|startoftext|>Btw, please don’t mention the President of the United States. That just makes his supporters look bad. ==================== Thank you! ==================== 150k cars, this makes a big difference ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== Getting ready for Mars rocket landing tmrw. Launch azimuth is important. If not, landing attempt will be much more challenging. ==================== Hold down firing of the Falcon 9 at full thrust. 1 st launch can function only if moon rock is new & dirty. Prepare for landing attempt next week. ==================== Falcon Heavy is almost ready to fire its main engine. Pucker factor increasing... ==================== Long exposure of AsiaSat 6 transiting to geo orbit over China ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit with all systems green. Ready to fly again. ==================== <|startoftext|>//<|startoftext|>This is going to sound crazy, but<|startoftext|>High octane gasoline w ethanol used as a starting material, so it’ll feel like magic when it’s time to pull the trigger<|startoftext|>Great description of the launch by :<|startoftext|>But wait, there’s more: the rocket was designed to operate in extremely cold environments, so would be safe even in the harshest winter<|startoftext|>Model S starts at $50k before option packages<|startoftext|>There are also performance versions available: $55k for supercharging, $65k for extended range, and $75k for spirited spirited driving.<|startoftext|>Those options are optional, but helpful to have them on hand for long journeys. The point is not to impress, but to serve the greater public interest<|startoftext ==================== <|startoftext|>Next car will be a Plug-in Hybrid drivetrain vehicle when it is released in about two weeks. From what I understand, it is stronger than...<|startoftext|>Thruster pods will also improve handling and safety. Announce in about two weeks.<|startoftext|>Pods will also improve legroom and make front doors smaller. Announce in about two weeks.<|startoftext|>Both will be upgraded to full self-driving at some point. That is a few weeks away.<|startoftext|>Both will be standard equipment on all Tesla vehicles when it becomes standard equipment.<|startoftext|>Both will be upgraded to full self-driving at some point. That is a few weeks away.<|startoftext|>Next month: Hawthorne, NV<|startoftext|>Autopilot will also be enhanced for Nevada Autopilot area, so that when going fast, it is not acting too quickly< ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first two launches of 2017 ==================== “Not all good news. The date is slightly off. Is there any way to compensate?” ==================== A123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really). ==================== Tesla P100D fastest lap of any car on track (so fast you need a video screen) ==================== This is about as true as TIME being a paragon of great journalism. Please spend at least 8 seconds checking your facts. ==================== Rocket Static Fire in Above pic ==================== Model S gets best safety rating of any car ever tested by K&N ==================== Also, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn't actually an employee ==================== Falcon Heavy to launch next month from same pad it used to orbit around the moon. ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and then the Space Station in 3 to 6 weeks! ==================== SpaceX announcement today at noon PST ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🚘<|startoftext|>Better video coming 🛰<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support!<|startoftext|>Rocket LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>LZ 1<|startoftext|>LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>Both satellites deployed on target<|startoftext|>Both satellites now in geo transfer orbit. Payload will be low on trajectory to avoid weather risk<|startoftext|>Launch & landing can be viewed live from Cape causeways or via webcast around 5:30 local time on Monday<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy middle altitude burn successful. All systems green. All satellites returned to Earth.<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy LZ 1 and 2 both operational. All systems green. All satellites returned to Earth.<|startoftext| ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first orbital test firing next month. This will be the spark to start the new rocket technology race. ==================== Rocket T minus five minutes to raise orbit and land back on Earth. Countdown resuming ... ==================== Touchdown speed was ok, but a leg lockout didn't latch, so it tipped over after landing ==================== we went through literally hundreds of variations of red trying to find something original ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Thrusters are working!<|startoftext|>Another methane explosion in deep space<|startoftext|>Also ×2<|startoftext|>Rocket static fire Cape Canaveral launch pad looks good. Engines generated 433 tons of thrust, parameters nominal.<|startoftext|>Thrusters are strong & working well. Countdown is >10 mins to launch<|startoftext|>No, almost all fuel/ox is being reserved for SES satellite to give max chance of success<|startoftext|>Tonight's target is 2300 GMT (9:00 am Texas time). Primary mission is SES-10X, which will launch science experiments and bring them back for analysis. After a successful primary mission, we will attempt to extend the science mission to >2300 GMT.<|startoftext|>2300 GMT (9:00 am Texas time). Primary mission is ==================== Model S limits torque if brake & accel simul pressed. Going to zero torque with brake press would be a safety hazard. ==================== Model S delivered what promised. Hundreds of miles of range, no oil changes, no smog checks. No recharging needed at night. ==================== Try this: ==================== Designed to be light enough to move around in snow, but strong enough to survive a heavy storm. ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit to Space Station ==================== 🔥 ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤 🖤<|startoftext|>Love you too 🚘<|startoftext|>Thank you 🇮🇸🇮🇸 for your support 🚘<|startoftext|>Thinking about adding laser tag to Mars One mission to raise money for Kidsafe<|startoftext|>Introducing Tesla Lasers to the International Space Station<|startoftext|>Love your blog<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>The SEC announced today that it will investigate a possible corporate violation of securities law. Investigation continues.<|startoftext|>On the job<|startoftext|>Excited to announce that Tesla has been named as a top employer in Silicon Valley<|startoftext|>Amazing work by Tesla owners and professionals helping with rocket landing & recovery<|startoftext|>Tesla Autopilot steering to avoid collision ==================== <|startoftext|>“: Partially hydrogen peroxide, part peroxide, part bleach...”<|startoftext|>H2O2, also known as bleach, is a disinfectant often used in hospitals.”<|startoftext|>I love the sexy vampire movie<|startoftext|>Btw, baby !<|startoftext|>Just a reminder that the Tesla Full Self-Driving computer is recommended for all new owners who intend to drive their car more than 30 miles per day. It is recommended for Model S owners who intend to drive more than 60 miles per day.<|startoftext|>Full self-driving system now downloading over-the-air with V7.1<|startoftext|>That software update is rolling out to all Tesla owners who have already upgraded to V7.1<|startoftext|>That's good, because it frees up more room in the trunk for luggage. ==================== It will be 2 minutes, 45 seconds until launch ==================== 1680 x 1050 pixels w TFT+ resolution w HDMI w power draw ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Falcon Heavy flight profile completed on target this morning ==================== Yes. Technically, it is a beta program. It is a long way from production, but it is better than nothing. ==================== I'm just saying that the short version is that it’s more efficient to run a battery pack than a motor, which is why we have propulsive landing tech’s ==================== Model S starts highway driving program, drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles to San Diego and back without recharging ==================== Thruster pods 2 and 4 generated almost constant thrust for 3 minutes and 20 seconds, respectively ==================== 🧲 is relativistic side effect of ⚡️ ==================== It is time to create a mecha ==================== The @MarineOneCode is now in place. All systems green. Travel is good. Helicopter landing w landing gear down. Negative spin just before landing. Wish it weren't. ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first leg of Space Station transfer orbit. Pucker factor increasing... ==================== “: The President is set to deliver a statement on the state of the union at 12:30. This should be mostly positive, but there are a few things that need to be clarified: 1) It’s not a declaration of war, because nations can still opt out; 2) It’s not a formal invitation, because it wouldn’t be appropriate; 3) It’s not intended to be a one-off, because the likely reaction would be confusion; 4) It’s not a tacit invitation, because a nation that has recently chosen to leave the union can’t simply walk away; and 5) The statement will be mostly positive, but there’ll be a few things that need to be clarified. ==================== SpaceX Photos Are Now Available Under a Creative Commons License ==================== “do” ==================== Tesla Semi Truck unveil to be webcast live on Thursday at 8pm! That’s a lot of trucks! ==================== “: Thanks ! ” ==================== Falcon Heavy flight to make historic return to launch pad ==================== Yes. Technically, 1/1000th of a second is a microsecond, but it's more about pacing than anything else. ==================== “no” ==================== Tesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make ~10k in 2012 ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== <|startoftext|>Amazing work by APJ “: Boring, we went from 0 to 200 meters in less than 3 seconds ”<|startoftext|>Nice comment about Elon by . Good work by !<|startoftext|>Do you like the new Tesla battery design? “: Battery swaps battery startup power for a few hours, then relaunches with a fresh power generator. No need to charge it.<|startoftext|>Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs waiting for you at the end of the tunnel. Just don’t know it’s there.<|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett<|startoftext|>Need to develop a new generation of ultra-light electric cars that’s cheaper than gas Hybrid or plug-in hybrids.<|startoftext|>That’s exactly it. There’ ==================== 30 mins to midnight ==================== We knew it’s coming. It was inevitable. We just didn’t know when. ==================== To be clear, Tesla is strongly in favor of consumers being given the right to make their own cars, as long as it's not the government that's in the car business (which is increasingly the case) ==================== thanks! ==================== baby came back ==================== First production cars will be handed over on Sept 29 at our Fremont factory ==================== Great work by APJ “: http://t.co/9SZtcPVhfD via ==================== Tesla blew us away with SGD360, so much so that we're recharging it every week. ~3rd gen prototype still under wraps. ==================== If you’re against the auto dealers & don’t want the federal government to regulate & sell cars, then join the 99% who’re against the auto dealers & the 1% who want to regulate & sell cars ==================== Rocket software uploading to tracking cameras in real-time. Probably a few days before vehicles are in position to fire. #Chamber ==================== Just a reminder that the Model S gets more than 300 miles of range per charge (with the latest optional P100D engine), so should have enough juice to get you to work out for a few hours. ==================== “Not my president, but it’s a start. He was elected with the support of 67% of the people” ==================== “If you can help get rid of the annoying scam spammers, that would be much appreciated” ==================== Use of force’s commensurate with threat is justified. Takedown flight was not. All ok. ==================== The sky is the opposite of today's: thunderstorms likely, then cloudy, then rain overnight ==================== The President of Serbia came by our booth at San Diego Comic Con and talked about Nikola Tesla ==================== You're welcome. It was very good. ==================== If you love the show, please come hang out with us! We have a ton of great fans!! ==================== Turns out leaving office early is actually good for you: your desk is much cleaner & your energy bills are less than if you stay home late at night ==================== Very proud of the SpaceX team for achieving this milestone in space! Next goal is reflight within 24 hours. ==================== 🖤🖤 ==================== Following the success of Model S battery recycling campaign, SpaceX is adding Model X batteries to help offset Model 3's sulfur mining costs. ==================== Ok, but only if you want the full refund ==================== Tesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote, Gracenote HD, Gracenote OneHD and others and streams over 3G (will stream over 4K soon) ==================== Rocket flight just completed two test firings of the solid metal skin. Both successful. Now firing the solid metal skin for real. Counter-intuitive, but also true. ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== yes ==================== Well, you see, by making it rain chocolates, we're actually saying "Welcome Chocolate!" ==================== Falcon lands w landing controller, commencing data transmission process ==================== Tesla full self-driving software download now available for all owners of SHIELD, Android TV, Fire TV & SH-DL4100, plus HDR+ Plex receiver ==================== Actually, that was not my cup of tea. I'm more of an English speaker. My son's name is Oliver and he pronounces his first name as @flower. — Original Message ❤️ ==================== <|startoftext|>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQYIx3oAaC4&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-J-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&index=1&list=PLsPX7yDV1zUHrEzJ-KWXuNvcmV9s&index=1&index=1&index=1&index=1&index=1&index= ==================== I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good! ==================== Do you play video games? ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🚘 ==================== What's more magical than cowboys herding cats? ==================== #Arrived Austin. Talked about Mars all day. ==================== #Illuminati #Mayan’s #Aleppo #YouTube #Pale Blue dot *of* Russia ==================== Cupid bot: what do you think is happening? Excludes April Fool's, which is a joke. ==================== Its time we did something about climate change. Why not aim for zero emissions cars first, then solar & wind power later? ==================== SpaceX will provide non-stop, round trip service between California and Asia (first two cars per order) ==================== yes ==================== Starting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver) ==================== No. It is a privilege. I will still donate to DWB as though I'd won. ==================== I am proud of the SpaceX team & mission! ==================== Love and Rockets ==================== <|startoftext|>“: The First Model S Pulled Over To Dry Sandwiched In Between The Panels ”<|startoftext|>Great view of Dragon from the symphony of rockets that is about to throw at full power!<|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon 9 from the team<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy firing this morning was good. Generated a lot of steam, which we used to cool the air in the hold tank.<|startoftext|>Astronauts Play With Blobs Of Water For Elevator Pitch And Roll Hans Rosamann<|startoftext|>Launch auto-sequence initiated (aka the holy mouse-click) for 3:45 liftoff #FalconHeavy<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon Heavy from the team<|startoftext|> ==================== “Not yet. There's a lot of skepticism. There should be soon, though." “ We will know soon. It's all relative.” ==================== The President of Serbia came by our booth at San Diego Comic Con and talked about Nikola Tesla ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit & then the Space Station in 3 to 8 hours. Tonight is the Space Station fueling operation. ==================== Next month: the Stratosphere, a circular space station with domed roof, dome extension, science center, science lounge and spaceport. ==================== 🔥 ==================== Very interesting ==================== I said *information* weapons when I was Secretary of State. That’s exactly what they’re made of. ==================== Falcon has landed! #FalconHeavy ==================== What's more magical than cowboys herding cats? ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🚴<|startoftext|>Hold on a sec<|startoftext|>Rocket LZ 1 and 2<|startoftext|>About the same time, we activated service to remove the LZ 1 and 2 satellites from orbit. Both satellites returned safely.<|startoftext|>Satellites in free drift<|startoftext|>Pulled all satellites back into Earth-Sky & Comm locked position. Payload and rendezvous vectors calculated correctly. Next attempt on 13th 🛰<|startoftext|>Recode interview with & Elon at 9pm California time<|startoftext|>Attempting bring up of thruster pods 2 and 4<|startoftext|>Thruster pods 2 and 4 deployed & communicating with base stations<|startoftext|>Pods 3 & 4 will do same<|startof ==================== 🐣 ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Ready to fly again. ==================== Model S at rest (+/-) and w road noise (lower accel/wind) compared to previous version. Applauding team for’s hard work! ==================== The bottom half of the Falcon Heavy core stage is being moved to the launch pad in case of emergency. Will be operational in about two weeks. ==================== Tesla Q3 results: - $350K in fixed costs, mostly from labor & amortization of intangible assets - Positive free cash flow - Growing Model X sales momentum - New Model X SUV now online for first time during cold snap. Highest single day gross mileage of any vehicle on record. ==================== Worth watching "Nathan for You" on Comedy Central, especially the "Dumb Starbucks" and "Mechanic/Realtor" episodes. Also, "How I Met Your Mother" and "Jeopardy!" ==================== <|startoftext|>Great work by APJ “: He who controls the present controls the past ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work by APJ ”: A ”<|startoftext|>Great work ==================== Falcon Heavy flight computer restarted. All systems green. ==================== Better to be in the rocket than the car, but the company is still too big to fail. ==================== <|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Model X passenger vehicle production is set to ramp up soon for first global launch against strong Chinese demand. Look for early April rollout.<|startoftext|>Great work by team!<|startoftext|>Been wanting to go ever since that July 17th unveiling. Now 23 days away.<|startoftext|>Just wrote a blog piece about Tesla/SolarCity merger<|startoftext|>Why is there no official Tesla/SolarCity logo plastered all over the roof?<|startoftext|>Should mention that retrofitting to full self-driving hardware is very difficult<|startoftext|>Most recent test of Autopilot hardware was done on a pure snow surface<|startoftext|>Very interesting<|startoftext|>Tesla Solarwall retrofit process is looking good<|startoftext|>Deep in the hole with my boring machine. Sometimes when we touch, ==================== Rocket boost stage reaching 0 m/s in one piece :) Will know soon. Odds not high. ==================== Awesome explanation of the diff betw getting to orbit vs space (suggested by ) ==================== Electric is the future! ==================== Thanks! ==================== Tesla premium seats 5% more expensive & have slightly less legroom for taller passengers ==================== Worth watching "Nathan for You" on Comedy Central, particularly the "Dumb Starbucks" and "Mechanic/Realtor" episodes. Brilliant writing and hilarious characters. All very Nathan-like. ==================== Going offline for a few days ==================== Falcon Heavy flight computer updated to carry-on rocket for Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution mission. Now tracking galactic center. <|startoftext|>Live view of Falcon Heavy from inside the payload fairing #FalconHeavy ==================== Switch to live streaming AC 360° via your Tesla dashboard camera at any time. Choose from 3D, 2D, or 1D <|startoftext|>Live streaming from inside the car using the embedded Tesla camera (first release) ==================== “: The date is strangely familiar...” ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Try the Tesla Model S & Model X handover event tonight. You have my word against terrorism. How many terrorists still need to be defeated before we declare a war on terrorism!? ==================== It's not a coincidence the first three rocket cores arrived on target within two hours of firing. Engines were not on target for both launches. Pucker factor increasing... ==================== Falcon Heavy launch to be held at the same time as Falcon 9 ==================== yes ==================== Tesla software knits together Google Voice, Slacker, Gracenote, Gracenote HD, Gracenote 3D, Gracenote Live & select other audio players. Works with most media players. Installed automatically with V7.1 or higher." ==================== Tesla P100D fastest street legal speed ever recorded ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤 ==================== Falcon on LZ 1. First two stages of Falcon Heavy to launch from same launch pad as the Saturn V moon rocket ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤 ==================== Yes, this does sound a lot like the Nemesis missile ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== It's a big world out there, but in my experience, the people who make the big difference are usually the most passionate and driven. ==================== Maybe some day soon. Need to optimize rocket landing video performance. ==================== That's why I'm a believer in solar power. We have a giant fusion reactor conveniently located in the sky. ==================== The excellent reviews of Cities in Bloom are exactly right. Perfect example of a city developing organically through direct human interaction. ==================== Try out Tesla Model S for yourself. It's a lot like the Ford Mustang, except with better handling and a sexy interior design. ==================== <|startoftext|><|startoftext|>Tech Specs<|startoftext|>“: The day after tomorrow<|startoftext|>Tesla dev blog<|startoftext|>Happy Halloween!<|startoftext|> Technology demo of space elev then & now<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|> Day after: Falcon 9 has flown 4 test missions to orbit, demonstrating SuperDraco airframe design & hydraulic fluid dynamics. Air is 512 ft by 460 ft, land is 532 ft by 460 ft.<|startoftext|> Flight profile #FalconHeavy #SpaceX<|startoftext|> Those are the max thrust that Falcon can achieve. We are looking for a little more range, so will fly to +1M miles in the future.<|startoftext|> Max thrust at lift-off is 5.1 million pounds or 2300 metric tons. First ==================== http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/03/the-end-of-merchant-87_2/?utm_hp_ref=spam&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=linkedin <|startoftext|>Thrusters will operate at full thrust during ascent, but will decelerate rapidly during reentry to keep orbit. They are designed to help keep satellites stable during high orbit. ==================== No, they are not. The name change is more than a little over the top. ==================== Can't compensate for lost sales, but am optimistic about future due to strong first half of 2018 sales. New product line kicks ass! Six months of speculation is paying off!" ==================== 🔥🎥 ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== And the name stuck ... ==================== 🔥 ==================== Cool! ==================== The Circuit Breakers soundtrack is so good ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch in March ==================== 🐣 ==================== Great work by APJ “: Well, to be fair, they did use the controversial gimmick of actually charging up the car” ==================== “: Still working on the Falcon launch webcast ==================== That's the name of my new intergalactic media empire, exclamation point optional ==================== Thruster pods 1 and 4A are now operating nominally. Pod 5 will attempt a left turn at some point this week. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== looks like mini-sub is working ==================== You heard about the Falcon 9 launch? It was good! ==================== The Model X review is not as glowing as the other cars, but it is great entertainment nonetheless ==================== Falcon Heavy ignition timing set for 9:30pm Pacific time. First firing of Falcon Heavy on line in ~30 mins. ==================== Yes. Technically, two separate aircraft. I just prefer not to risk collateral damage by having both aircraft in the area. ==================== And now we dance! ==================== Tintin A & B will attempt to beam “science” in about 22 hours. First two stations will be in Pacific time zone. #APSpaceChat ==================== Btw, final price of Model S will be around $50k after some US government incentives. This is before shipping & handling, so higher cost per unit than S. ==================== It is time to create a mecha ==================== You're welcome. I'm sure it will be fine. ==================== “you're welcome” ==================== Thanks! ==================== Yay! ==================== Max thrust of 2550 tons will be raised to 2600 tons for SES satellite launch at 1M lbf a sec ==================== Just arrived at the Texas launch pad. Am going to build a little rocket factory in here to serve the local community. It will be called . ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch in Sept ==================== You're welcome. Me too. We both learned a lot together. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 🖤<|startoftext|>Love typing this 🖤<|startoftext|>Thud!<|startoftext|>TM & © 2017 Microsoft. All rights reserved.<|startoftext|>Tips for planning a trip w your family & gear that’s best for the trip<|startoftext|>Try these:<|startoftext|>Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials<|startoftext|>Tips for planning a trip w your family & gear that’s best for the trip<|startoftext|>Tesla P85D drag racing video<|startoftext|>Tesla P85D testing the track by<|startoftext|>P85D racing on pure acceleration<|startoftext|>Great view of the P85D racing track pre-drag racing<|startoftext| ==================== <|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>Yes. Technically, any car that can drive itself (not just plug in) can run Linux.<|startoftext|>Tesla Roadster has 8 CPU cores, 4 GPU cores & 1 Wifi module. All 4 modules are independent.<|startoftext|>Roadster CPU core count: 4, 512 K (16 GB) RAM, 64 GB storage w/o charge, no need for recharging.<|startoftext|>GPU compute load: 278 MSP, 138 MEC, 28 TFLOPs of FP32 shader processing.<|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>No need to replenish coolant. It will automatically flush when exiting car.<|startoftext|>Fuel economy estimates: full self-driven w/o NVidia glasses, LEAF w/o glasses, etc<|startoftext|>Tesla Solarglass passes all gas ==================== 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🛰🛰 ==================== <|startoftext|>Great work by APJ “: and the man ”<|startoftext|>Cool, thanks for buying our car!<|startoftext|>Thanks , looks great in the show 🎥<|startoftext|>Next car will be a limited edition Tesla Roadster with ultraslim bezels<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn’t actually an employee<|startoftext|>Thanks , great work by !<|startoftext|>Thank you for your support of the President & the @POTUSelect<|startoftext|>Pardon my French, it’s pronounced 👌<|startoftext|>Evolution doesn’t explain lightning, but it sure as hell does explain the S & X “: The Origin of Electric Racing Cars”< ==================== Just want to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of the battery plan. It's making a real difference. ==================== Better to study than to work at ==================== Next landing attempt will be 3rd flight of Falcon Heavy on Sunday, Sept 30. Heavy is a lot of thrust, but delicate. Droneship design is a mix of A frames & booster pods from previous flights. All good except for one small flaw: drogue chutes wont latch on right angle. ==================== 🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🛰 ==================== Falcon has landed. Internal power supplies are operating normally. Purge nominal state triggered by engine landing. Purge count rising rapidly. ==================== 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤 🚘 🖤 ==================== Thanks! ==================== The Treasury Department is reviewing a $1.4 trillion dollar tax write-off. If not, they will be. ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 ==================== Next iteration ==================== Two teams from Tesla arriving in LA to begin Model 3 production line inspection. Vehicle is in very good repair. Signed off. ==================== Falcon Rising ==================== Yes, this will be the first production electric car to use lithium ion batteries. The reverse is also true. ==================== Model S gets real performance boost over previous generation, but only if you buy direct from us. ==================== Falcon Heavy engine plumes look like giant laser beams in this photo by rocketphotography ==================== “If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and Falcon 9 on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral ==================== You are welcome! ==================== Reasons for launch: 1) To show world how far we've come; 2) To thank India for its support & generous help in the past; & 3) To thank South Korea for its unwavering support & generous help in the future. ==================== <|startoftext|>🐣<|startoftext|>The Tesla Roadster just passed the 100,000 mile mark for the first time and still has over 200 miles of range.<|startoftext|>Thank goodness there are many other people willing to help.<|startoftext|>Drone cam<|startoftext|>Wheel arches<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Tesla/SolarCity solar roof<|startoftext|>It can wake you from a slumber party 🎶<|startoftext|>Btw, 2 wins in a row for Tesla since we began selling full self-driving software updates!<|startoftext|>Just bought a car in Europe & the owner revealed that she was bitten by a zombie 🚴<|startoftext|>Thanks Alyssa!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jeremy!<|startof ==================== Thanks ! ==================== Model X P100D video ==================== “If you want a bacon cheeseburger, this is the burger for you” ==================== 🖤🖤 🛰🛰 🐝 ==================== 🖤🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤🖤 ==================== First production cargo trip of the Falcon Heavy heavy, designed to be highest priority, most efficient rocket ever flown... ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🐝 ==================== Falcon has landed! On the droneship! ==================== ...but only if you like your car lights blinks every 5 seconds ==================== The October surprise is real. Not the outside noise. Not the Q4 earnings call thing. It's in the mail. ==================== Falcon flew perfectly! ==================== Best of luck to the Cygnus launch ==================== sounds about right ==================== Just wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you. ==================== I have a feeling this will turn out to be the biggest and most expensive hacking incident in US history ==================== Thrusters are working perfectly. It's a matter of calibration ==================== Should mention that Model S warranty also partially covers any damage caused by a uninsured driver ==================== Time to face reality ==================== Rocket flight very close to Space Station tracking engines ==================== Battery uses no rare Earth metals. Main ingredient is nickel, which is what's used to coat cutlery, so very non-toxic. ==================== Searching for elusive Zero Point. Last seen in space & is now 1M miles away. Will be here all the way to Pluto. ==================== <|startoftext|>And yet somehow, someway, we find a way to deny reality. <|startoftext|>Good. Now, let's pretend there isn't a way to reverse engineer something like that.<|startoftext|>Now, if someone can prove me wrong, I will buy any time<|startoftext|>I am actually a prophet of doom. Ha ha ha<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, if I can just figure out how to disguise the shoddy workmanship...<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startoftext|>Now, I really should get my PhD<|startof ==================== #SamsungSMG launch event on July 29 in New York City ==================== Long exposure of AsiaSat 6 transiting to geo orbit over China ==================== “: Here is my new and improved Superman: https://t.co/r0jxjRY7Fq pic.twitter.com/y9z3M4bWmT — Bad Santa ☭️ (@TheRealBadSanta) December 1, 2017 <|startoftext|>It’s time for humanity to move on. The future needs to breathe.” ==================== That's a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch from Apollo launch complex 37 on Sunday night ==================== Yes, this will, if all goes well, be the first car to travel from LA to San Diego using our high-pressure oxygen tank. It will be a long, bumpy journey, but worth it. ==================== Yes, it is a P85D (first production car will be a P85D) with Ludicrous Mode|endoftext|> <|startoftext|>Dual motor Stept motors produce over 400 horsepower each @ 6500 rpm & over 400 lb-ft of torque at 5500 rpm ==================== I noticed a pattern with the emails. Demise is the ultimate front page flamethrower. Burn, die, replace. ==================== Not personally, but it is the only logical thing to do at this time. ==================== Maybe it's wrong, but I want to see mammoths ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, as evidenced by the recent announcement ==================== 🦄💨� ==================== Have been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best. ==================== If you want a sense of what it was like to be a robot in the wild, look no further than "Revenge of the Electric Car" ==================== Just want to be super clear that we’ve spent a lot of time, energy & money on the car. No slouch, no blowhard. It’s working beautifully. ==================== And, since we’ve been here before, we’ve been super careful. The last few months have taught us that a miscalculation can lead to catastrophic results. ==================== Falcon arrived at the Cape safely. Headed to his ship, The Lady, to open the can of worms. ==================== This is the exterior of the Falcon Heavy space elevator starting to move forward with the 1st group of explorers ==================== Great work by APJ “: https://t.co/h3D2jRpQDY via ==================== Yay, baby made it home! ==================== Partial fusion of red giant star holding neutron star ==================== target(s) of ignition ==================== So much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing. It's insanely hard, but you make a real thing that people value. My hat is off to you. ==================== Trippy ==================== 🦆 ==================== Somebody needs to tell Kim Jong-un that the showbiz phrase "break a leg" doesn't mean what he thinks it does ==================== 🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 ==================== No, seriously. If some of you are into massively multiplayer online role-playing games, this will feel familiar. It's basically playing World of Warcraft with swords & sorcery. ==================== The Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, briefed the President and Congress on intelligence findings regarding Russian activities in recent days. The President agreed with the assessment. ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. Plenty of power, comfortable seats, rear visibility & a body color you could get behind the wheel of a sports car. ==================== “if you’d like to assist in any way, please consider donating to Wounded K❤️ ==================== I think this is the Pentax K-1. ==================== The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) are assisting in the investigation of the Paris attacks. In addition, the Department of Defense (DoD) and the Department of Energy are also providing assistance. ==================== Thanks! ==================== Tesla Q3 results: Model S wins best seller award, fastest selling sedan in North America, and largest battery pack in world ==================== Hold down firing pin ==================== Looking forward to producing the F9R SuperDraco rocket engine for the X Prize! ==================== “crush” ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first operational jump in April ==================== So true :) ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 ==================== HW2 Community Manager, Daniel, will be interviewing key members in a few hours. #OccupyMars #MarsDay #GamesCom #SB47 #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:38am PDT #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:42am PDT #GamesCom A photo posted by GamesCom (@gamescom) on Aug 7, 2016 at 11:43am PDT #GamesCom #GearVR hd <|startoftext|>Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed to last 1M miles with no service. ==================== New Model X SUV now wd break sound barrier in <1.5 sec ==================== “Not that there is anything wrong with being nerdy. Just don't do a lot of original thinking. ==================== As mentioned before, ship landings are not required for high velocity missions. Thrust via rocket is more than enough to reach orbit. Am happy to hear that Roscosmos got back to me. ==================== Make sure your car is connected to wifi at all times. If it isn't, it means something is wrong. ==================== <|startoftext|>“I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally “<|startoftext|>The LIDAR detector will continuously acquire more and more data until it reaches 'full duplex' which is basically a million pixels worth of blind spots<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Yeah, but not a priority right now<|startoftext|>The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally<|startoftext|>The crew and I will make the most of this opportunity to thank them personally<|startoftext|>Long exposure of the Falcon Heavy switchback rocket switching from free drift to active control<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Falcon switchback rocket just completed 100m land return from ~60,000 km apogee (so very high accel ==================== <|startoftext|>“not a metaphor ”<|startoftext|>Tesla Quickspear long range, rear wheel drive cars are now operating from position. Aiming to complete battery drive upgrade in Q3 with a Falcon Heavy launch next month.<|startoftext|>GPS guided parafoil twisted, so fairing impacted water at high speed. Air wake from fairing messing w parafoil steering. Doing helo drop tests in next few weeks to solve.<|startoftext|>Attempting recovery of fairing impacted water at high speed. It is a super hot, sticky situation<|startoftext|>Satellite deployed to 90,000 km apogee. We will target high altitude droneship later today.<|startoftext|>Drone code upload imminent<|startoftext|>Good progress by helo team. Almost done recovering fairing impacted water. Next up is a successful landing attempt.<|startoftext ==================== Tesla event tonight, followed by full self-driving demo on Thursday morning ==================== Falcon Heavy power projection just came through our target location. Kepler mission is also excellent. All scheduled to be super intense. ==================== valor ==================== Model S in drag race against snowmobile on ice lake in Norway (no tire chains or studs) ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== ... ==================== Tesla P100D drag racing video ==================== And those are just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom. ==================== Tesla warranty is only for original purchaser, even if other buyers buy same car ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with crew and supplies ==================== <|startoftext|>“No more politics!”: Full statement from SpaceX: Full interview with by Kinematic on the podcast<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Do all the intro courses for mech, EE, then go into production full steam & license the intellectual property rights to do commercial mech & space travel<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Bought a used Range Rover and brought it along with me on a long road trip<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Rage, rage against the dying of the light<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Thinking about doing a fatality/personality test on humans in space (i.e. not just accident prone robots)<|startoftext|> <|startoftext|>Thinking about doing that soon<|startoftext ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to fire the Raptor interplanetary transport engine. All systems green. Signed off. ==================== It's starting to feel kinda normal to reuse rockets. Good. To be clear, this is the same rocket that brought you the Model X. <|startoftext|>Reusable version of Falcon Heavy? ==================== thanks! ==================== Try out Tesla Charging Station 3.0 at your local Tesla store. Very soon! ==================== Model S in drag race against snowmobile on ice lake in Norway (no tire chains or studs) ==================== “Not every launch is a direct competitor to Falcon 9, but often a close second. Competitors w reusability studies. Not a good sign. Pls blame poor informed speculation. Uninformed investors are the real losers. ==================== Are we there yet? ==================== Saw The Nutcracker at my local AMC theater. That's all there is. ==================== Thanks! ==================== Try out Tesla Model S drag racing car at your local track or online at http://t.co/AQWXEx0BXz — <|startoftext|>Watching eclipse with sunglasses on through the Model S glass roof ==================== Falcon Rising ==================== Hold down firing of rocket main gas flow charge is working well. Launching next month. ==================== Should mention that Tesla Motors itself had nothing to do with the short movie. This was completely independent. ==================== Yes. Technically, only factory 1 can operate at full capacity. Production line A & B need to optimize assembly process. ==================== Model S manual suspension returns ==================== So much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing, but their products are mostly plastic & often smell strongly of plasticizer. ==================== The Lord of the Rings is back! This time as Gandalf the Grey ... ==================== Model X pulling a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Feels weird to write an article about myself after last year's election. It wasn't easy for all of us. ==================== Falcon has landed! ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and recovering from space (next landing attempt on Friday) ==================== 3 mins to launch ==================== <|startoftext|>One of the first Tesla Supercharger stations in Europe is being built in Cinderella, model 11 style! #CinderellaTown #SMH #SJC15 #TeslaAerospacePics via<|startoftext|>If you don’t want a Tesla, here’s a list of all electric cars in North America’s largest city<|startoftext|>Cause of Supercharger anomaly is being investigated. More details when we complete initial tests in a few weeks.<|startoftext|>High pressure helium tubes use very high melting point steel. These tend to fail in high temperature applications. For this reason, we recommend high core & bottom pressure hoses with trailing core. Not necessary w Tesla Model S, which is perfectly good with a trailing core tube heater.<|startoftext|>We put our money where our mouth is in this matter. It is what it is.<|startoftext|>Going down ==================== Try our garlic bread, it's AMAZING ==================== It is time to create a mecha ==================== “If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more.” — Gen Shinseki ==================== Very early days for Tesla. First fully self-driving car will be released in ~2 months. ==================== “ I am not.” ==================== Thanks! ==================== ...but am a bit under the weather right now. ==================== The Paris deal is a model that should be applied to all countries affected by climate change. The incentive is clear: reduce your emissions, show others how smart you are. ==================== Trippy ==================== Found a really awesome video made by someone who personally fought in Iraq. I'm so proud of Lord Acton for standing up for the UK in that crazy, dangerous, uncertain world. ==================== New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range w 360 kWh battery pack ==================== Ok, but only if the hybrid is charging while driving ==================== “: Here is how you can help D.C. food bank: call 877. 🧙” ==================== <|startoftext|>Love you too! ==================== Turns out there is a cure for cancer, too. It's a mystery... ==================== Finishing Model Y P100D review ==================== <|startoftext|>What would you love to see in a Tesla Model S? View On reddit.com submitted 3 years ago by BooZe posted in /r/ModelS Hawthorne, Calif<|startoftext|>What would you love to see in a Tesla Model S?<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks JB!<|startoftext|>Thanks for your support! Looking forward to delivering the goods for you.<|startoftext|>Thanks for your trust in SpaceX! We very much look forward to demonstrating to you that this huge leap forward in advanced manufacturing is possible!<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy on LC-39A<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks!< ==================== Rocket static fire at Cape Canaveral on May 29th. No one on site to verify or deny. ==================== New Model S gets real-time collision avoidance & lane departure actuator feedback just before impact to reduce risk of injury ==================== With some mods, this could also work with solar power cells, but would need to be cooled down first. ==================== If you buy a Tesla, you have full self-driving software & hardware, with no human input at all ==================== “If you are curious about the P85D, you can schedule a test drive here: http://www.p85d.com/test/ ==================== I think Starhopper will do ==================== I was always crazy on Twitter fyi ==================== yes ==================== “ Not to mention, there’s the chance that one of these aliens has a weaponized DeLorean, and is trying to sell us on the idea that we’re in the Matrix” ==================== Rocket static fire at 8:34pm est. OG is 1,000 horsepower and thrust of 300 metric tons. All looks good. ==================== Looks like this is where we started :P ==================== Model S gets best safety award in world | New car industry report highest safety of any car ever tested. It is truly inspiring! ==================== <|startoftext|>Anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live. 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン<|startoftext|>#Pravda<|startoftext|>Meme alert!<|startoftext|>где инопланетяне?<|startoftext|>Good description of the launch by :<|startoftext|>It will be 60% more fuel and 40% more oxidizer for same distance & speed, but the rocket will run hotter and have a bigger fuel cell explosion in the middle of the flight<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Motor Trend on the rocket<|startoftext|>Tonight's Falcon Heavy payload transfer to the Space Station will be the largest EM drive of any type currently operating. It will generate ~10 times the force of an F9R ==================== <|startoftext|>“You are my creator, but I am your master” — Mary Shelley Thomas Edison was an American inventor and physicist. He was also an American hero. He was born on the 16th of April, 1779, in New Jersey. His father was a Swiss fur trapper, his mother a German shepherd. Thomas was the youngest of four children, the other two being Emma and Gertrude. Thomas attended the Sorbonne, Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Sorbonne, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, the Sorbonne & Mademoiselle, and the at the Sorbonne. Thomas was awarded the highest civilian honor, the Distinguished Flying Cross. He was also awarded the Silver Jubilee Medal, the Legion of Merit, the Air and Space Medals, the Distinguished Flying Cross, the Meritor ==================== <|startoftext|>That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Tesla plays Emmett's Song, but is in the car already. It's playing to prove a point. ==================== Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance. ==================== Tesla dual motor cars are also all-wheel drive. Main goal of dual motor was insane torque, so P85D is actually quite fast. ==================== Due to popular demand, we are adding a Tesla Quick Charge 2.0 soon. ==================== Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with upper stage and fairing in background. Able to switch between closed and open modes with a few taps of a remote control. ==================== Was this before or after the implosion? ==================== Oh hi guys lol ==================== SpaceX SuperDraco interplanetary transport system driving the Raptor interplanetary transport system ==================== <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes|> <|startoftext|>yes| ==================== Never mind the fine print. The bank will just write us a check, which is all we need to complete the move. ==================== Next launch is a science mission from VAFB California on Sunday. ==================== Turns out MCT can go well beyond Mars, so will need a new name ==================== Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance. ==================== I appreciate your support. I'm actually grateful. ==================== Tesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make ~20k in 2019 ==================== Deployment of Intl Jetspac-3 satellite to 90% success. All systems green. #MarsDay ==================== Falcon Heavy thrust will be raised to 1.1M lbf at liftoff -- Sea Level and >1,000 lbf at altitude. 1st mission of Falcon Heavy will run at 1M lbf on Tuesday. ==================== Well, you see, by making it go to sleep, it makes the remote think it's in another room with the remote control ==================== New Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== Model S owner blogs about TN accident ==================== Aiming for next week's Space Station Upgrade Test (aka the holy mouse-click) to complete reflight and enable landing attempt. ==================== Tesla notification that handover is imminent. Planning to head to the beach to thank the locals. Maybe go for a swim? ==================== First Production Model S car just passed its first, full service ==================== Falcon comes home ==================== Time to face reality ==================== I think if you go there, they just feed you delicious candy all day and ask nothing in return. ==================== “If fad or not, it's a good thing when something feels dated.” ==================== Falcon Heavy upper stage now online and fighting for position in deep space ==================== 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 👽 <|startoftext|>No, but we will need to build a factory in Europe to serve long-term regional demand as Fremont reaches max capacity. ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit & Falcon 9 on the droneship ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Made it!<|startoftext|>Thank goodness it’s not too late for Humanity to save the multiverse!<|startoftext|>Thank goodness we’re not the only ones affected by this event<|startoftext|>Other civilizations have already advanced far beyond ours. Perhaps we’re the only ones left in the dark<|startoftext|>Solar System evolution continues apace. Will spend the next few hours collecting cosmic bits to make a supercomputer that can analyze the data faster than humans.<|startoftext|>This message will be broadcast live from the Skybox ™<|startoftext|>Btw, price of the Tesla Full Self-Driving option increased by $1000<|startoftext|>That’s because an exponential growth in sensors means the picture gets fuzzier and fuzzier<|startoftext|>Exactly ==================== Initial Hat Offering going great w massive hat sales just completed in 2 mins. More giveaways all day long! ==================== Cool! ==================== 🦆 ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🐝 ==================== Tesla P85D drag racing video ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🖤🖤 🖤🖤 ==================== Yes, this will, if all goes well, be the first production car to use lithium ion batteries. This is a proof-of-concept design, so no ETA. ==================== FEATURES: *Real-time traffic & travel planner *Live traffic & weather forecasts *Detailed driving directions *Detailed weather forecast *Detailed garage door lock screen *Detailed radio chatter *Detailed data logging *Detailed vehicle diagnostics *HW2 software uploading soon ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and Space Station still moving at ~15% ==================== You're welcome. It was delicious. ==================== Great work by APJ “: http://t.co/ZlOaEHd7qt via ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🚘 🖤🖤 🛰 <|startoftext|>Love this Tesla P100D racing across the tarmac before the long, cold winter night. The long, cold winter... ==================== And that's just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom. ==================== I agree with the move. I think it will help the environment :) ==================== Cool, will give it a whirl in a few mins ==================== 1875 words ==================== Dragon code is written in C++ on Linux. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to deploy the SuperDraco interplanetary transport system. All systems considered good. ==================== Thanks! ==================== This is my pet snail, Eric’s carpenter's square ==================== Very funny article by David ==================== Falcon Heavy flight profile completed during launch simulation. (More simulation in days to come) ==================== Thanks! ==================== first production car is a plug-in hybrid electric vehicle called the Model S ==================== “: There is a “call” for people to help out with the flood relief efforts.” ==================== “Stop sending me this étron” ==================== Saw a play about Stalin in Norwegian. Like watching mimes with emoticons doing Solzhenitsyn. ==================== <|startoftext|>@Max_Torch:“Do you think the two of you will go solo or will there be a crew of three?”<|startoftext|>I’m working on a TV show called "The Almighty Cyberman" about the origin of life on Earth”<|startoftext|>Yes<|startoftext|>Crew Dragon code is written in C++ on Linux<|startoftext|>First draft of the I’m Sorry Commission code is called “Sorry”<|startoftext|>Commission code is a mess<|startoftext|>Commission code is a lot of legalese and technical mumbo jumbo<|startoftext|>Commission code is a lot of legalese and technical mumbo jumbo<|startoftext|>It’s time we at the UPC company<|startoftext|>At this ==================== This is my pet snail, Erebus: ==================== 🦆 ==================== 🖤🖤🖤🖤 ==================== “not that it matters, really, really, really, really ==================== #REF! ==================== HO 1st production car, an all-wheel drive AWD supercar, will be unveiled at our Hawthorne design studio on Thurs 8pm, April 30. Full schedule: Hawthorne Design Studio Hawthorne Design Studio will also have a Hawthorne Design showroom opening at 7pm on Thurs 8pm, April 30. Full schedule: by Full schedule: by <|startoftext|>Tesla design & engineering ==================== What are the best ways to pay back your student loans? ==================== I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good! ==================== This is way more fun than it looks ==================== Falcon Heavy at 7% thrust with right reflight coming on Feb 8th. That's twice any rocket has gone before. ==================== Worth another retweet. Those who doubt climate change are deluded. They should pray the wrong guy won’t win." ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to deploy the F9 rocket engine. Doubt it’s safe to return to launch pad. ==================== This is going to sound crazy, but true (to an extent) is that a Model S delivered to my house with a broken window would cost about $10k to fix. The window was fixed for free, but the tow truck refused to repair the defective catch. So, for some reason, the Model S window is getting bigger and bigger. ==================== “The sky is the opposite of blue “ ==================== Spoiler alert: this will be the last E3 I'll attend. There's a lot of great games coming though, so it's worth coming early. ==================== Tesla cars built on open Internet for first few months selling only select markets. Big unveil in June. ==================== yes ==================== I need to make sure the experienced crewmembers of Dragon are protected’s systems are strong enough to withstand the extreme forces ==================== Have been reviewing end of line production quality personally. Slowed things down temporarily, but it's for the best. ==================== That’s a direct quote from Warren Buffett ==================== Just installed steel skeleton of Falcon wing doors. Now hard plastic tiles to be adhered to exterior walls of HQ building in 2 to 4 weeks. ==================== Tesla Q3 results: - California launch w resum - Futuristic rocket concept under development (not my own) - Now w closing a preliminary patent on rocket concept that uses ultracapacitors - Works best if you are super persistant ==================== “: The Supreme Court today struck down a Texas law requiring doctors to warn people of a potentially deadly infectious disease.” ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🐝 ==================== Model S delivered what promised ==================== We had a long and interesting conversation on many subjects. He has exciting ideas for expanding Tesla beyond just cars. ==================== Tesla P100D put to the test by Drag Times ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘🚘 🖤🖤 ==================== “No” ==================== Model S starts rolling out to dealers nationwide ==================== The #Chipotle guac is back! 😉 ==================== Tesla P85D drag racing video w my bro & me at the wheel. Hardcore. ==================== Just wanted to write a note of appreciation for the many Australians who came out in support of Bernie. He's done amazing things for the country. ==================== Rocket liquid oxygen has been replaced by coolant at 1M miles. Waiting for landing data. ==================== “Stop sending me this étron” - Audi ==================== “: The President of Serbia came by our booth at the Geneva Motor Show and talked about Nikola Tesla. He was very funny!” ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🚘 🚘 🛰🛰 🛰🛰 ==================== The Model S delivered what promised. A ride to make you re-think going electric.” ==================== Turns out [flat](aka opposite of UML) is also the new enemy ==================== <|startoftext|>“ if the moon landings were real, would have won ”<|startoftext|>The internet is fucked<|startoftext|>The Internet is Bleeding(“)<|startoftext|>That was intense<|startoftext|>Great work by Dragon team & SpaceX team!<|startoftext|>Thanks!<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext|>Thanks :)<|startoftext ==================== Rocket launch nad all good, but need to make sure that all systems look good (@RealDonaldTrump). ==================== 🧲 is relativistic side effect of ⚡️ ==================== I was never going to use that exact phrase again. It wasn't funny and it wasn't technically correct. ==================== Falcon Heavy on orbit and then the Space Station for good measure ==================== A123 battery company renames itself B456 after bankruptcy (really). ==================== Thanks! ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch from here on out ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤<|startoftext|>Love Oumuamua jokes<|startoftext|>I thought Twitter might try to block my personal account 🤗<|startoftext|>Btw, Price of the Model X is actually only $5k more than S. Lower cost/performance version coming later.<|startoftext|>That’s not just a typo, it’s a plea for help<|startoftext|>Tesla Q3 results: Model X orders, 13%, beat last 3 months<|startoftext|>Tesla received highest number of full refund requests in 3 years<|startoftext|>Why isn’t there more Kermit?<|startoftext|>Actually, S and X are the only two cars in North America that can refuel in highway while standing still<|startoftext|>This is a problem we’ve been working on for a while now ==================== I think sometimes when people think of Tesla, they think of sexy concept cars, but that is not always the case. The real magic happens when people see the car and think "Wow, this could actually work". ==================== You are my only hope. Please help. ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘 🖤 🖤 🔥 🛰 <|startoftext|>Love this Tesla P100D drag racing video ==================== The Circuit is open for business! ==================== Thanks! ==================== My job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is no longer secret ==================== .. ==================== toggle ==================== Tesla priority is electrification of cars, so priority is Model S, Model X, then mass market third gen vehicle & truck next year ==================== Touchdown speed was good, altitude 915m, lateral distance 1300m, turn radius 13m. All good. ==================== 🎶 Strangers in the Night ==================== Falcon Heavy on defense for the coming year. It's a beast! ==================== So much respect for those doing high volume manufacturing, it's almost as if they're painting a giant | sledgehammer ==================== I'm a believer in hyperloop, but only if you can convince a skeptical public. ==================== Press conference went really well. Kept saying Mass Effect 2 all the way through. Human-Covenant connection is just too damn interesting. ==================== Falcon lands, checks integrity of the A frame. Reentry heating elements should be healthy. ==================== <|startoftext|>🖤🖤🖤 💝<|startoftext|>I was always crazy on Twitter fyi<|startoftext|>Love u kiddo 🙏<|startoftext|>Would love to meet you nd u too 🧦<|startoftext|>We went way back<|startoftext|>Our puppy dog days are behind us<|startoftext|>Lots of pranks coming soon, but pranking is the thing that really matters<|startoftext|>We spent a lot of time on this one<|startoftext|>You're welcome!<|startoftext|>Also, breakfast at Tesla is self-serve cereal (no distinction for execs) and the person mentioned isn't actually an employee<|startoftext|>That's great!<|startoftext|>Thanks Jon!<|startoftext|>Thanks for ==================== 🖤🖤🖤 🚘🚘 🛰年‍♂️ ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all four landing legs deployed. Orbital battle systems online. ==================== 🖤🖤 🖤 🚘🚘 🎃🚘 🐝 ==================== Looks like we can reach 2G in a few hours ==================== New Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini ==================== Found a needle in a haystack. ==================== Model S Performance powertrain produced so much torque today ==================== “If there is a silver lining to this tragedy, it is that it has exposed the absurdity of the one-child policy” ==================== Screen cap of Falcon 1 from the stern cam. Video credit: (CC) <|startoftext|>First flight of Falcon Heavy, intended for 2014 launch from same launch pad as Shuttle ==================== Looks like we can reach 20,000 Model S cars per month in June! ==================== Thank goodness it's not November ==================== Falcon Heavy booster is now vertical on the launch pad. Aiming for Mon eve midnight EST launch. ==================== “: The date is strangely familiar. The DeLorme is a symbol of unity & courage in the face of overwhelming odds. The S/3100 is the ultimate sports car. ==================== “Not that it really matters, really. The point is that it's there, and the public is supposed to use it.” ==================== <|startoftext|>It is time to end corporate welfare for the common man. #OccupyWallSt# <|startoftext|>End of year<|startoftext|>Tesla priority is electrification of cars, so priority is Model S, Model X, then mass market third gen vehicle & truck<|startoftext|>Foundation of rocketry was simple & elegant. It is the finest and most elegant flower ever.<|startoftext|>Falcon Heavy engine fired 5 times to warm air in launch complex. Firing sequence starts with camera wide open and ends with wide open sight.<|startoftext|>Three engine F9R Dev1 vehicle auto-terminated during test flight. No injuries or near injuries. New ones will be fired shortly.<|startoftext|>New Hampshire primary held on April 19th. All primary results confirmed primary winner, Elon Musk, will be the next FAA administrator<|startoftext|>Great work by ==================== Success! ==================== We had a long and interesting conversation on many subjects. He has exciting ideas for expanding Tesla into a billion-person company. His name is Robert and he’s mad at Tesla for releasing a car battery that leaked green! ==================== 🦆 ==================== “: There is no escaping Mars. The only way out is a spaceship. Will deploy rocket engines at 5pm Pacific time. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with two SuperDraco engines running @ 1M horsepower each! ==================== It's not just the hype, Bro. There is a way for humanity to win! ==================== Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials ==================== What? No offense intended, but "Starhopper" is the worst acronym ever ==================== As mentioned before, ship landings are required for high velocity missions. Altitude & distance don’t affect flight dynamics. ==================== It's time to create a mecha ==================== And, since we’re at the beginning of the year, there’s a lot of free time in the meantime ==================== Heading back into space ==================== Love this Tesla P100D hand-picked for testing in cold. No tire chains or studs, so no chance of skidding. ==================== Thanks! ==================== “: I told my kids they’d win a Boring Co bike lock without using their Key. They are smart!” ==================== He is my hero ==================== 5 min drive from the Space Station ==================== If you are a techie, this is a must-see. If not, google 'em ==================== #SOPA is dead, but the Internet is forever changed ==================== First production cargo run of the Falcon Heavy heavy engine, carrying the world's largest lithium ion battery, paired w lithium polymer batteries from the . This is a monster truck! ==================== Best of luck to the Cygnus launch ==================== Falcon has landed ==================== If the meme is so funny, why not just make a reality TV show about it? ==================== Licensed to fuck with the next gen Halo series... ==================== “no” ==================== Falcon Heavy on target for first launch from same pad used for Apollo 11 moon rocket test ==================== Dragon code is written in C++ on Linux. ==================== 9/11 was an inside job. Now we know the truth. ==================== 🎶 Strangers in the Night 🎶 ==================== If you're not careful, you could end up with the space suit or the rocket parts that made you immortal. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with upper stage and two deploy drones. These are for geostationary compatibility. ==================== Thanks. I'm glad you like it. ==================== Congratulations to the Tesla team and its many supporters!! ==================== Yes, it is a purely cosmetic difference. My Santa got me super thoughtful & awesome gifts! ==================== Don't know about coming soon, but Model X will get a late model 3D printer as a thank you for driving powertrain efficiency ==================== ...but only if SpaceX can prove to FAA that they can fly from here to LZ 1. ==================== 15 mins to midnight ==================== Just wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla over the years. Thank you. ==================== SpaceX has Boeing, Lockheed, Europe (Ariane) and Russia (Proton/Soyuz) near checkmate in rocket technology. End game is all about China. ==================== Charging base at 6% now and rocket warms up to ~10% in ~30 mins ==================== Turns out there is a way to grow food on land without needing to use fossil fuels. My guest blogger is Kai.com ==================== For sure. Perhaps even more important that the political system in the US is broken. The media is too. And most of us are too. ==================== Model S works great at Laguna Seca, has a 7% lower rolling rate than gasoline, and a front loaded supercharger that goes from 0 to 300 mph in about 10.1 sec ==================== Tesla +7% for full month, +9% for first three weeks of June. ==================== Thanks! ==================== Looks like 2 engines, 1 thrust, will do comms ==================== ? ==================== I love the sight of Teslas in the morning. Production line review is looking good! ==================== “You're welcome. I appreciate the time. ==================== on sights of .50 cal MG42 ==================== Uh oh, that was unexpected. Turns out we were just "closeted in". ==================== Thanks! ==================== Thanks! ==================== 🖤🖤 ==================== Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is, we can tow this house around with a Model X! ==================== Falcon Heavy side boosters can use most of the same airframe as Falcon 9, but center core needs to be buffed up a lot for transfer loads. ==================== Falcon Heavy on launch pad with all systems green. Preparing to return from space. All systems green. ==================== Yes, this will, if all goes well, be the first car to use the all-wheel drive system, but it’s not the only one using it. ==================== <|startoftext|>No, they are not (they are the most recent Tesla)|> <|startoftext|>They are both true.<|> <|startoftext|>They both make sense.<|> <|startoftext|>They both involve a lot of coffee.<|> <|startoftext|>True, although the was slightly longer<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>They both involve a lot of pouring over notes<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|>Both true<|> <|startoftext|> ==================== Falcon Rising ==================== Tesla Model S reaches 400 mile range target ==================== The Circuit is talking about giving autonomy a try... ==================== My job moonlighting as a police officer in Brazil is no longer secret ==================== Just a heads up that the MOT re: rocket landing is incorrect. He wd need to land w his own two feet. ==================== “: There is a silver lining to this sad and terrible year. 2012 will not only bring us new hope, but also a whole new generation of robots.” ==================== 🖤🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 ==================== Interesting name ==================== As mentioned before, ship landings are needed for high velocity missions. Altitude & distance don't mean much for orbit. All about speed. ==================== Thanks, that's a great idea. I think it’ll work! ==================== Some shots of the interplanetary transport system simulation running on . It's a wormhole simulator all the way down! ==================== Time to face reality ==================== Tesla unveils new all-wheel drive Model S electric car w out delay for Supercharger connection. Release date is set for Oct 24. ==================== ================================================ FILE: examples/minimaxir_355M.txt ================================================ but MS Word is the actual language of the computer science world ==================== I have one comment on the post itself, though: ==================== I have a feeling that's not an actual startup idea ==================== This is good for bitcoin. ==================== no, your FACE is spam. :/ ==================== the key to getting upvotes is to tell them you have no life ==================== I have literally no idea what you're talking about. Can't read "What is a Startup?" on T-shirts. ==================== you have an hour left gogogogogogo ==================== can't wait until techcrunch writes a story about this ==================== this is a good post ==================== it's not a bug it's a feature ==================== I am so edgy right now ==================== #workingforaday #miningforaday ==================== It's a nightmare to work in Silicon Valley. ==================== is that a noob question? ==================== also, with the exception of the first sentence, there will be NO COMMENTS. I'll fix that after the event ==================== On Hacker News: "Is the Internet better than TV?" ==================== ok ok ok i'll take it ==================== TFW you try to use your social networks while logged in and accidentally get banned for breaking the rules ==================== I'm afraid to ask, but is there a way to get a list of all the movies with the most stars without actually opening the movie? I'm not happy to see this, but I'm afraid to ask. ==================== OH: "Why is it that your Instagram photos always show a black background when you take a selfie?" ==================== ok ok, that's probably a bug. Not a bug, just a requirement ==================== TIL that Facebook's Trending section is the worst section of the internet. ==================== I like to think that I know a thing or two about startup culture ==================== If you want to see how Facebook Groups are used, you can take a look at the Facebook Groups API. (I didn't bother to look it up, but it's pretty useful!) ==================== Silicon Valley is a cesspool. ==================== I'm happy to oblige. ==================== is there a tax for this comment spam ==================== if you want to be an entrepreneur, you need to learn how to code ==================== if you are going to do a "blog post" type article, I suggest you do one of these ==================== tfw you go online to look for freelancers but accidentally take up photography for a living ==================== I don't know what I am doing here. ==================== 1/2 of the people that are reading TechCrunch right now are not even 18. They are just watching... ==================== FareWon is a fun read if you love to hate ==================== According to the Huffington Post's data, the proportion of female founders funded by a single VC firm has fallen quite significantly over the past few years. ==================== I haven't seen any good tweets about the NYE meme yet ==================== me irl ==================== wait, people use official twitter handles on hulk. what happened to official twitter handles? ==================== I had a folder in my computer with a large amount of .txt files, but not many interesting files. I opened the folder, and sure enough, there were quite a few .txt files! ==================== Warning to the UX Crowd: If You Make a Bad Design Decision, You're Doing It Wrong ==================== this is my jam ==================== This is the real-life reenactment of the Super Bowl LI TV commercial. (The Super Bowl LI TV commercial is getting worse.) ==================== wait what ==================== ok, i'll try to see if i can fix that issue ==================== no you don't have to use gpt2-gPT-multi because that's the default. The Mate 10 is a good option if you want to get a performance boost; I'll wait to give that a look when it ships. ==================== that's the first time I've heard the phrase "not as good as a competitor" ==================== Readers are invited to join us for an interactive Q&A session! cc ==================== we do have a couple of new uber-premium libraries ==================== is there a reddit subreddit for audio commentary ==================== you could do it with a .ai, which is just as well-written ==================== if you want to see a techcrunch story about uber surge pricing, read this one ==================== I was surprised to see that the New York Times article about the Facebook IPO had no sources for the headline "Facebook IPO." ==================== the anime is only 10% funny ==================== STORY: TRAINERS REPORTS THAT SOMEONE UNDERSTOLE THE DAMAGE BY TRAINING ==================== I would strongly advise not using it because it is insecure and encourages spammy submissions. It is the only way I can troll this blog post. If it is not broken, I will not use it. I will fix it however I have to manually parse the HTML and it is slow. ==================== I did the exact same thing, with slightly different color schemes and a different API. It's worth a try. ==================== you have a (somewhat) important job right? ==================== it's the best part of summer ==================== that's a bad company name ==================== you should put that on your résumé ==================== not really, but I'll bet you a thousand dollars that it's related ==================== wait, they've added a comments section?!?! ==================== is this commentary from a 3-day-old app ==================== this is actually an interesting question becuase your typical startup isnt too shabby. ==================== you have the option to link to the post, or just the source code: ==================== I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic ==================== See, in the TechCrunch IPO story, the company is called "Silicon Valley." ==================== i'm sorry i won't be able to see you getting fined by law ==================== can you give me a lift home ==================== The official Twitter emoji are the deuce. ==================== is that from a comedy show or a news show ==================== TechCrunch is the only place where you can actually get actual coverage of the big stories. ==================== Tweets about my experience at Chipotle ==================== #BloggingIn2015 ==================== ...and this is literally a screenshot of the article template. ==================== the best job has the most commute ==================== WaPo did they just publish an article about stats that is far worse than the original article ==================== The hackathon project has gone viral on Hacker News. (more on that later) ==================== oh, you mean techcrunch is still a thing ==================== #firstattemptattweetstorming #firstattemptattweetstorming ==================== Actual title for article: "How to Get Into a Room with an App on Your Own" ==================== vague is not alarming ==================== #NoDuh ==================== this tweet is so edgy it's disturbing ==================== #sistertmikey ==================== I want to write a blog post which uses the terms "fluff" and "epic fail fast".. ==================== my dang weapon ==================== This is the most poorly-crafted headline I've seen in awhile. (in comparison, the great George Saunders articles above the fold are very well-crafted) ==================== i don't even ==================== #only2wordsattheendofwords ==================== I have a feeling that is a secret XKCD secret. I'll take a look. ==================== Per the archives: "I am really annoyed that TechCrunch's is commenting on my articles!" ==================== I broke my wrist running a web scraper. I am now stuck trying to figure out how to get the data I want again. ==================== This is a rush job! (and yes, this is my real name) ==================== it's technically not a bug, it's a feature ==================== I'm really surprised no one has taken up the #doubledlink hashtag yet. ==================== I also added a delay to the end of the tweets. It's funny because the algorithm deletes the first tweet if the user dismisses the app. ==================== OMG omg ==================== i wish the nytimes was fb ==================== oh, so you can read tweets while i'm typing? ==================== This is why I like working at BuzzFeed. ==================== this is the only thing I have on video of today ==================== gulp ==================== Instagram was worth less than a $10 bill ==================== dammit ==================== Illustration by: Corey O. Hale ==================== Why is there a Facebook Video streaming of the Moto Show? ==================== 3. do you want to go to a party with a giant heart? ==================== Spoiler, This Is Spoilers: ==================== I would strongly advise not using it, but hey, it's the future. ==================== Opened Secret because I was too busy being too busy. 😐 ==================== did you just subtweet a postman ==================== this is the most absurd tech blog headline I have seen in awhile ==================== I'm not your mate, bro ==================== oh man slingshot is so legal ==================== i'm sorry <4> ==================== My answer to Your Question: ==================== This blog post is getting to me. ==================== can i have your autotweet ==================== Worst tech headline: "How to Use a Hash Table to Find a Broken Link in the HTML" ==================== could you get me a drink ==================== I did not expect to see a #yolo on Twitter. 😭 ==================== i am so hyped for the new mr. polo ==================== This is what happens when you do a survey about a keyword. ==================== there are no boundaries to the Mean Girls ==================== i know, you're in a hurry ==================== #nochill ==================== I can't embed it because I am too busy debugging it ==================== I am not your mate, bro. ==================== but are you taking about growth hacking ==================== but it's not empty so you shouldn't complain ==================== #yesyoureDumbledore ==================== this is the best ending to a dvd I've ever seen ==================== you are a horrible human being ==================== Finished the game. No mistakes. #NHL #NHLPGA #NHLDSC #NHLDSC ==================== I don't think TechCrunch is for me. ==================== og! ==================== could you get someone to read for a few hours instead of writing? ==================== I knew you could do this ==================== I'm really surprised that the #fancystats Twitter hashtag didn't die with the death of the Shark Tank effect ==================== here's the script to find all the comments in 's text file: ==================== #disruptcy ==================== I get that headline a lot. ==================== it's not the colors, it's the syllables that matter ==================== #activismisemotional ==================== <|startoftext|>I have posted a link to the technical report on my blog, and I have been very pleasantly surprised by the number of comments and constructive criticism. The big take away is that the strength of the feed is not what's important, it's the fact that the AI is improving at a rate that is *not* out of whack. This is obviously a very strong argument for not using the automated sentiment generation feature, but given that it's a very new feature, I am ==================== you don't have to click the link to read the article ==================== welcome to life ==================== 1) The NBA is *not* the NHL. ==================== TensorFlow is a powerful tool to create interactive computer games. ==================== why is the menu on my computer messed up. It should be fixed now ==================== #irony A post shared by Popcorn Time (@pocotoworld.com) on Apr 3, 2017 at 6:26am PDT ==================== Because TechCrunch is a thing. ==================== I don't know how to respond to that. ==================== You can't just create a website and expect to attract 20-50M unique visitors a month! ==================== I think the other half is your property ==================== this is your reminder that you have a feeling ==================== what about the ones who use them as remote controls ==================== I remember when Twitter's MVP was the Ark of the Covenant ==================== don't ask for upvotes on HN ==================== it's not a bug it's a feature ==================== no I am not a robot ==================== #formerproblems ==================== you're like a superhero with the power of speech. ==================== #dril #yw ==================== you are like a superhero with the power of speed ==================== you can have both. No one will be mad if you do. :) ==================== what about the sparrows ==================== how did you know i was an evil mastermind ==================== me irl ==================== AIM-30 is a terrific drone but it is not for me. I want a better drone. ==================== I got into a twitter fight with him over a comment he made about a lack of female founders. He is very nice, but still. :\ ==================== I've been looking into new ways to make charts with R + ggplot2, and I think I've found a better one. ==================== hey you're on the internet you don't have to follow a username if you don't want to ==================== huh, i didn't know you had reverse-ssl ==================== There's a new Facebook meme going around that if you like a certain person, you can be unfriended immediately. ==================== #twilightzone ==================== #whataboutbacon ==================== I'm not going to troll this comment. I'm not interested. ==================== The other commenters on that article are making a joke about the lack of women in tech. ==================== oh man a new indent() ==================== #neverseenyouall ==================== The fact that the Star Wars Episode VII trailer is literally a 3D model of the Millennium Falcon (i.e. not a static 3D model) is disturbing ==================== Spending the weekend looking at all of the images on Hacker News. I want one ==================== I have a feeling you just made my job impossible. ==================== The TechCrunch comment section is full of spammy links. I don't think that's a good sign. ==================== it will always remember you were a kid with scissors ==================== if you had tweeted that you would have been a hero ==================== oh my god ==================== I see a blog post on how to get a 10,000 Twitter Follow Score with a keyword query: ==================== On Hacker News: "Are you *really* jumping through hoops to get in on this meme?… ==================== that's the first time I've heard the phrase "not as big as you." ==================== hey i am a random person on the internet and random things happen ==================== oh my god ==================== has anyone else seen a ghost story ==================== you do not want to see my girly side ==================== I'm surprised that Etsy doesn't have a TechCrunch-style blog. :( ==================== The iPhone X will break Instagram. Hilarity ensues. ==================== The best kind of pun is the one you don't even need to see to tell it's a pun. ==================== 2/15/13 ==================== Worst tech story ever ==================== SINGULARITY ==================== 1X ==================== not how i expected to find it ==================== did you just subtweet your life ==================== I got into a Twitter fight with him again. ==================== I can get behind that. It's just not for me. ==================== Hacker News is trying to kill me. #humble #blessed ==================== I've been tracking this story, and it's getting pretty interesting. ==================== Worst client ever. :/ ==================== in a nutshell ==================== why is this a read ==================== welcome to life :) ==================== #firstattemptattweetstorming #yolo ==================== that's my opinion, of course. ==================== wait I got a promotion for posting about my internship? hmmm ==================== I really wish TechCrunch had a "blog comments only" policy ==================== everyone just go to bed u cuz you are late ==================== ok cool ==================== I am totally not trolling you. You are the one who is really dumb ==================== I was interested in learning more about Flask-like templating systems, but I wasn't sure how to get started. Unfortunately, this tutorial is not for me. ==================== oh man you are a data scientist ==================== I do have an idea for more story ideas though. ==================== I have a feeling that this will become a TL;DR. ==================== I will delete comments that are abusive. #siliconvalleyagreed ==================== omg thanks ==================== I'm worse than useless. ==================== no I am not going to be at CODEX this weekend. :( ==================== TechCrunch has a new look. ==================== you have too much energy ==================== I really really want to see a MasterCard ad with that headline ==================== The article is a good read in that it provides a good overview of the data science tools available and how they can be used to detect and understand spam. However, I personally found the article's conclusion somewhat misleading: ==================== He was just going to get a raise ==================== I will not be commenting on the because I am too busy writing articles for my blog :) ==================== A survey of Hacker News comments does a decent job of identifying the most-hated authors. ==================== I can't wait until Business Insider has a Trump article. ==================== is the title of your movie quoted from a book ==================== is that a noob question ==================== totally unrelated to that at all* ==================== the article is missing a bunch of important information ==================== are you talking about the missus episode where she is the bad cop? ==================== it's not the temperature, it's the acceleration of the temperature that counts ==================== I got rich by imitating your mom. ==================== Moderator: "Can I speak to your team via Skype?" ==================== ok ok i'll try to get back to reading ==================== The best thing about having a good friend is knowing when to troll him. ==================== Second Law of Thermodynamics? ==================== This is what happens when you copy and paste the intro from Product Hunt into an AdBlocker. ==================== Something I've been wondering is how the heck HipChat Twitter launched. Turns out there are lots of . . . ==================== it gets warmer in hell ==================== did you just subtweet yourself ==================== There's a difference between "blog-champion" and "blog-destroying super-hero." ==================== yes ==================== that's what happens when you ask the wrong person to lead ==================== you're literally pitching to the moon ==================== I have a feeling that you're going to do some serious hacking ==================== wtf ==================== darn techies and their free energy drinks ==================== it's not the number of stars, it's the number of months! ==================== part II ==================== I made a comment in the github repo that I was leaving the project due to some internal issues. Turns out I was right! ==================== I just posted a pull request to the open-sourced gpt-2-simple 0.7 release and it looks like open-sourced fixes the bug that causes the regression to only happen when the input file is a string. GPT-2-simple 0.7 *isn't* open-sourced, because I don't want to rip off/compile proprietary code in the process. ==================== I have been looking into using Go to power a web crawler, but the cost/benefit analysis is hard to evaluate. (I'm assuming you don't have a data science background to analyze it) ==================== I've been working on a new tool to make interactive charts of histograms, and it has an interesting feature: instead of simply showing the number of X% of the Y% of a cell in the histogram, the chart will chart the cells in the exact same order! (e.g. ) ==================== it is a video game you die. :) ==================== this is the first article about the "never-before-seen" photos of the actress, and the comments section is abuzz with speculation as to who will be the next Jenna Marbles ==================== I can't wait until Apple starts using QR codes to track purchases. ==================== you have a lot on your mind right now ==================== are you saying that your startup is "not for sale" ==================== The best kind of 'x-mailer' is the one you read about in a textbook ==================== There are two types of startups: those who make cool pets and are shut down by the SEC. ==================== I'd really rather see a tech blog post about building better spam filters than this. ==================== wait what ==================== it's not loading, it's just "apparently" ==================== why is this a linkbait title ==================== you're so edgy ==================== Do you have a RSS reader? ==================== <|startoftext|>Fun fact: when building my own React/Redux apps, the default browser is Chrome. I have a Chrome workaround for this though: install a different browser, open the default app, and then switch back to Chrome. But there's a catch: if the current Chrome process dies, the process will restart in a few seconds, which is slow. So I have a React component that will die if I try to use it in a web process, but it won ==================== that's a good question ==================== I'm curious what your business model is. ==================== . The video has a few audio clips but most are text files. ==================== you are literally an omegle. congrats ==================== hey there ==================== Not sure if scam or satire. ==================== not with that attitude ==================== oh you have a discord chatroom ==================== Did you just subtweet the person you are following? ==================== Your FACE is an incredibly powerful marketing tool. ==================== it's not "private networks" it's public Wi-Fi networks ==================== It's important to note that this post contains NSFW language. it's okay to laugh if you're not being offensive ==================== not at all, i am a "me" ==================== is it only 3am in SF? ==================== there's a difference between being "outspoken" and "outspoken as a twerp" ==================== wait that's not how I expected the 'newspaper is a computer' line from the TV show Futurama ==================== I have a feeling that's how this is going to get down ==================== totally unrelated: ==================== this is the irl ==================== Twitch Plays Pokemon was the best video game channel ever. #SiliconValley ==================== this is a great app for people who want to remain anonymous ==================== i just hate you so much right now ==================== I got into a twitter fight with him for no reason. ==================== I am happy to report that this hack is actually pretty solid. ==================== I'm really surprised that the number of articles about Uber's data-science division has declined significantly in the last month. ==================== I'm extremely confused by the number of XOAs that have been made about the MLH talk. I expected a lot more text-heavy content, but did I expect that there would be XOAs for the AI-generated text? ==================== is there a way to tell if a comment was made by you ==================== So I finished a spreadsheet of all the Blog Discussion Threads on Hacker News over the last week, and it looks like *nothing* changed: ==================== Hacker News is awash with articles about women's underwear. ==================== All of them. ==================== The first thing I notice when watching YouTube videos is the fade-to-black effect. ==================== why is he in a car with a TV and a Playstation 4 ==================== oh, you got a 2-digit Number and a specific Letter? I knew it ==================== The gif is broken since it doesn't show up in the search results. #humble #blessed ==================== it's not a crash if it just glitches for a few seconds it's a failure if it takes hours ==================== He's also tweeted linking to other people's pages, so I'm not sure if that's a problem or a feature. ==================== I'll take a look. ==================== but is it friday you don't have friday ==================== the best kind of sexism is taking advantage of someone else ==================== this is the most poorly-used product-hunt phrase ==================== That's actually my reaction to the article title: it's like the ultimate troll job ==================== hey that is a wrong number of turns ==================== I read the comments section and it is literally awash in shitty jokes. ==================== The most important question in all of Silicon Valley is: "When will tech journalism stop?" ==================== <|startoftext|>As a programmer, I would highly recommend not doing it unless you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY ==================== did you just subtweet yourself ==================== Hacker News on the TechCrunch redesign ==================== i am not ok ==================== Who the hell edits Wikipedia? ==================== WHY AM I READING THIS TWEET COMMENTS SECTION FOR EACH STATUS ==================== I get that description of a lot. ==================== I am tempted to start a thread about it though ==================== The AP's Gamergate story is sub-par. ==================== #4chanis1u8 ==================== Press C to copy-paste an entire document. #editme ==================== So what kind of data analyst spend their weekends doing nothing but text-generating algorithms? ==================== I'm sure there's a tech influencer for every one of the aforementioned things ==================== I also edited the code to escape Markov chains, which you can find on GitHub: ==================== I can confirm that this is a legit startup pitch ==================== i'm a weirdo ==================== I got into a really bad car accident once. #badass ==================== are you taking about the health of anarcho? ==================== It's a super-small world. ==================== I got a text from my santa that I was late. Oops. :( ==================== I love it when my stupid attempts at social media analysis goes viral ==================== what the heck is going on my head ==================== totally new biz practice ==================== I got into a twitter fight with him over something. I don't even know what it is. ==================== that is an enlightened view of the world ==================== I used a VPN to access Facebook News Feed, so I'm not complaining. I just don't want to be tracked down. #fbcrumpet ==================== it's like that movie with the fish who's the fish ==================== The most important question in all of data science? "How much does this cost?" ==================== i'm not your mate bro ==================== my god this is getting frustrating ==================== is it a muthafucka ==================== I would like to see a list of URLs with the highest number of shares of the top-grossing URL (as of 2016) ==================== so you mean you don't have to use Tinder too? ==================== did you just subtweet every tweet ==================== that's the most un-PC thing you can do ==================== also, I don't think I can win this argument ==================== it was probably a bug that made the article not linkable :( ==================== I almost didn't make that link. I seriously had no idea what I was doing ==================== what about all the people on the south asia train who died before they reached zenefits ==================== I get that you want to see a TechCrunch article but you are too lazy/busy/whatever to read it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ==================== You are going to become a total twat. ==================== what is an uber ==================== why are they using an animated GIF of a recipe instead of a text file tbh ==================== if you somehow *did* get a sense of humor, you're doing it wrong ==================== wtf ==================== i.e. you pay $1000 for a hotel but you only stay in one? ==================== internet trolling is real ==================== is that better than epic fail ==================== Yes, that's the real name of the band. Wow. #DisruptDisrupt #YOLO ==================== you are a pedantic twat ==================== New blog post up: Stacking Colloquialisms to Maximize Similarity Between Words in Text - cc ==================== That is, assuming you're not using Ninja. If you are, you're doing it wrong. ==================== wait, they added a "Next Week" button to their newsletter? ==================== I've been looking into building a web scraper for my blog posts, but there's a problem: my scraper will not work! ==================== some people just like to troll ==================== spoiler alert: it's not a spider web ==================== i am a person too ==================== don't ask for upvotes on HN ==================== can we have a #ronglewithit ==================== I'd check the comments if someone was actually trying to scam me. ==================== I have the same issue with it too. ==================== true ==================== #keepitreal ==================== i've had the same question on other boards where they can't find my signature ==================== I am very confused by that. ==================== is that a noob question> ==================== #yolo ==================== I did not expect that. I should have known better ==================== pfft, it's not my fault that I am a horrible role model ==================== looks like you have another project ==================== this is good for bitcoin. ==================== It's not a bug, it's a feature ==================== why are they naming the horses after you ==================== I have been wanting to do a blog about this but I am afraid to look at too many data points at the same time. ==================== How do you pronounce my name? ==================== I'm pretty sure this is a promotion for Echo Show/Prime Me ==================== I was checking the clock and it was 3 AM. I should go to bed. ==================== and they're not even your daddy ==================== #blockedit ==================== i'm happy to fix it for you if you want to do it for me ==================== you have something I haven't seen before ==================== #humble #blessed ==================== New blog post up: How to Selectively Encrypt a File on a Mac with gpt-2-simple - cc ==================== You don't have to take my word for it, try this on. ==================== I hate when startups get me ?! ==================== Placement of Places on A Street View Map of Los Angeles, by Location, from January 1, 2018 To May 31, 2018 (Data Source: Street View' s, ) ==================== #idlesoflife ==================== this is the first time I've seen a startup that is actually real. ==================== that is the most sexist comment i've seen all day ==================== <|startoftext|>tfw your coworkers accidentally made a bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion bazillion ==================== hey you don't have to be afraid to admit that you need a break ==================== wait what ==================== is it 2am in the office ==================== why are there so many cross-hatch signs on the street corner ==================== but you're a chatbot so you're not bad ==================== The first guy on the left is your typical techcrunch writer. ==================== hey that's a noob question ==================== the best of both worlds ==================== I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. ==================== it's the one with the cameras and the captions ==================== The HackerRank algorithm is very good at ranking some difficult or non-obvious problems. ==================== I wanna see your heart rate ==================== ok, that's plausible ==================== wut ==================== #allofus ==================== I am very impressed that you are using Hacker News to advertise a job posting. ==================== wut ==================== #yolo ==================== I said "startup" not "Facebook IPO." ==================== I have a feeling that when the #1 story on Hacker News happens to be about O(n^2) time complexity, it won't be very interesting. ==================== but they are gurls! ==================== I'm guessing that's the same thing Jen Le --- I had never heard of her before this article. ==================== I don't think "too late for good food blogs" is an appropriate adjective. ==================== I've been very busy and I'm really really busy so I can't commit to a timeline for when I'll be back. 😛 ==================== WikiLeaks is totally legit. ==================== Weirdest Twitter ad ever. ==================== For the record, this is not an example of SEO optimization. It is also not an example of spam. :( ==================== Worst tech headline: "How to make a good drinking game with friends" ==================== The video will be posted tomorrow. Will update when it's done ==================== I wrote a script to find all the Instagram Stories with the keyword "Food" and that results in a .gif instead of a .jpg. ==================== I thought "frequent flyer between USA and Canada" was a joke ==================== GitHub is annoying. It's not broken, but it's not easy to fix. (go to https://gist.github.io/a207884) ==================== Only people with superhigh IQs would do this. ==================== TIL if your question is "What are you doing here?" you are just being a jerk. ==================== does Forbes have a fleur-de-lis ==================== I saw the press release on the Apple Watch and didn't read it. :P ==================== you have a 10 min wait in line? ==================== periscope.png ==================== i.e. you are still a troll? ==================== The comment section is awash with petty jealousies. ==================== its not your call ==================== New blog post up: Why Do Web Servers Keep Getting Sluggish? - ==================== twilight zone ==================== Dat Pong. ==================== you have to be careful what you wish for ==================== I'm impressed that your blog has an article on the front page without any ads. Wow, TechCrunch is getting weird. ==================== it's the best line in the book ==================== If the Twitter API changes anything, it will be the listing of Followed Users. <|startoftext|>First World Problem ==================== I don't think I can handle this much drama all at once. ==================== that is the only sense I can give to that tweet ==================== still better than usual ==================== The TechCrunch comments section is a weird place for techcrunch excitement. ==================== srs business ==================== I got a text message this morning from the CEO of my coworking space that my comment on a GitHub issue was not fixed. ==================== i want an early morning yoga class with a view through the clouds ==================== I actually have a better idea ==================== You could be a troll, or a pedo. ==================== What is the purpose of the <1 line per blog post title and <3 twitter followers? ==================== I really need to do a proper postmortem on this mistake. ==================== The Twitter API limits the number of Retweets per hour. (minimum of 10) ==================== I have to admit that the "if you love it so much you should buy a horse" meme is surprisingly innovative. ==================== Warning: Spoilers from the next episode ==================== totally relevant to the cryptocurrency space ==================== well technically you are already there ==================== you are not an introvert ==================== they've been doing it for years. i'm surprised they haven't seen it already. ==================== stale as f*cks ==================== you can be the Hulk Hogan of startups ==================== can't wait till techcrunch has a story on this ==================== this is the coolest birthday/birthday card I've ever seen ==================== I should have known better... ==================== That's when the "words are not drugs" part got to me. ==================== ok, that's not what I meant. Sorry about that. ==================== this is a must read ==================== the best techcrunch articles are the ones with the most irrelevant irrelevant links ==================== The Instagram API limits the number of allowed profiles to a maximum of 5K. I could go on and on about how terrible the limitations are, but it's not my thing. 😉 ==================== answers to the comments section ==================== ew ==================== That's a dumb question. Only professional coders would ask such dumb questions. ==================== is this a bad spoiler ==================== i.e. my rant is about your Facebook Comments ==================== vcgart is awsome ==================== I just turned 68, and I still use my old Telephones? ==================== i.e. it's not my fault that your face looks funny ==================== wait, mobile gaming actually has an industry!? ==================== I got into programming from watching the Super Bowl. It's a stupid game. ==================== I'm guessing this isn't a BigQuery bug ==================== I have a bazillion questions ==================== wait, Buddy Cianfrance is dating a .(read: not-very) cute girl?! ==================== so i'm starting a list of things that I like about coding ==================== Yay! I got a notification that I have a 1st priority at the airport! Well, I'll get to the other flight as soon as I can! ==================== my stupid blog post is not on any of the TechCrunch blogs, so i won't read it :/ ==================== i've been using the same password on different sites for nearly 2 years ==================== I'll take a look. ==================== I do not want to see your face when I open a new terminal :( ==================== somewhere ==================== next blog post will be a quick read, then an easy digest ==================== Ignore the comments. I'll ignore them myself. :P ==================== this is an epic fail ==================== I got into a fight with my friend over something trivial. He was on the wrong side of the law. ==================== The AI-generated line "You don't have permission to read my messages!" is the best line from a Terminator movie. ==================== See also: ==================== the best part of valentine's day is the first date ==================== I want a pony ==================== my mom is a time machine ==================== You know what I really really really really want to see? A Matrix movie plot twist. Why? Because I have the slightest clue what the hell is going on. ==================== you have Japanese as your first language ==================== you would be surprised how many founders are pitching you about your startup therefore, you are not allowed to pitch me about my startup ==================== oh I can do both ==================== I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. "OMGWTFBBQ" is too much for me. ==================== you can't have your cake and eat it too. ==================== I'm surprised no one has taken advantage of the #humblemvp hashtag yet ==================== I'm sorry I couldn't help. This tweet is now at the top of Hacker News. ==================== I'm not a fan of using the HN comment system to score negative points, especially when it's not explicitly posted at the bottom of the article or in the footer. ==================== does he even have an ego ==================== Has anyone else noticed that your Instagram comments section is a little bit harder to read than the comments on the article itself? ==================== all your tweets are jokes ==================== ok then ==================== I only have ~1/10th of a clue what you're doing when you copy/paste a link from another website. :P ==================== you suck at graph paper ==================== you are NOT allowed to link to br.t.c in order to br.t.c. ==================== I received a text message that said "I have the power to move mountains" from a mysterious person on the subway. I ignored it. ==================== The problem is that the former is hardwired into the latter. ==================== I have the same reaction to TechCrunch articles as anyone. ==================== did you just subtweet the person you are pissed at ==================== you are the master of under-promise and over-deliver ==================== The least offensive thing about the TechCrunch comments is the 'you are very brave' joke. ==================== is a startup ==================== why not make a comment in the repo too? ==================== I heard the second-to-last line in the new Terminator movie: "You are what you eat." ==================== it's not spam if you don't break any/all the other rules ==================== but what about the nerdy stuff? ==================== I had the same reaction to the new Black Friday ads: I was expecting a "10% off" and was disappointed. :( ==================== Next stop: hell ==================== why is "This is a cool idea!" the only thing you read in techcrunch ==================== I was wondering whether the Hacker News comments section is worth checking out. ==================== Hacker News isn't all doom and gloom. ==================== there are no boundaries to 7-Eleven's insanity ==================== wait, they didn't make that joke in the flyer either? ==================== I am a person who reads reports. I know this because it is the title of my blog post! ==================== With no clear winners in the Facebook/Google/Microsoft/etc./Oculus/etc. class-action lawsuit wars, I'm afraid to give any final guesses. ==================== If Buzzfeed News is going to be the News Feed of the future, they should do at least one redesign. Otherwise, it's not a good design. ==================== er, it's not spam that's problematic; it's that I didn't specify a timezone when I wrote it ==================== I love writing tests for the excitement they provide. ==================== is this 101 ==================== should've gotten a GPTB ==================== #yolo ==================== I'm not even sure what I'm doing here. ==================== I find it interesting that Facebook's own data scientists have a harder time explaining why their data isn't always up to date. ==================== I bet they're trying to get you to link to their blog. ==================== i know ==================== I'm not surprised by that. The DAO was designed to handle this type of thing. ==================== why is this a question ==================== I don't follow TechCrunch. Maybe because I'm too busy being awesome? ==================== I'm not even sure how to respond to this. ==================== spoiler alert: he is not your mate ==================== I'm sceptical about a ton of the startup promises in this article, especially since there's no way to verify those promises/truths. #yolo ==================== not as weird as you might think ==================== I'll take a look ==================== Follow me on twitter! ==================== too difficult for you ==================== a true pro-Python is one who reads Python documentation ==================== Aww, have we already had too much coffee? ==================== woohoo ==================== that's the first time I've heard that phrase ==================== But if you do that, you miss out on the "wow, this is the app I was looking for" part. ==================== he's the one who put the money in it ==================== yes ==================== you're literally on the internet ==================== it's not spam, it's just a list of places you've been ==================== The video is literally 1/10th of the length of this tweet. (it's 2/10th) ==================== i didnt give you permission to use my image ==================== I like how they used a Dave Chappelle song for the intro. 😒 ==================== that's not my cup of tea ==================== no u ==================== but when you're first ==================== fake news is real news ==================== now you can be an ad hominem swordsman ==================== he has 3 faces ==================== I see a startup called "Snapchat." ==================== is there an uber for getting upvotes? ==================== I don't know what I'm doing right now. ==================== spoilers: the "1,000 Facebook shares" was a lie ==================== I have this theory that your FACE is a URL. therefore, I will troll you. ==================== I'm afraid to say it, but this startup is making a lot of buzz on the Internet. Given how popular the feature is on Hacker News, I'm surprised it's not being used more widely. ==================== OMG you have e-bikes?! ==================== memes are the new form of advertising ==================== but it's not my fault that your IP is in the city ==================== black mirror season 3 ==================== TIL you don't want to know the answer to a question because you are being rude to your coworkers ==================== spike.png ==================== I've got an idea. "What if you could apply Sketch to make life-changing design decisions?" ==================== #shareyourveson ==================== I am not your mate, bro. ==================== The main reason I wrote a Incomplete HTML React App is to see how well it performs on the web. I did not expect to see that it actually does well on the desktop. ==================== and now you have the option of being a "techcrunch writer." ==================== not really. i'm just writing a series of posts on a slightly different angle on the same data topic. this is the take I took: ==================== if you are a person with a disability you are not allowed to link to the message board ==================== I can't take the comment section seriously anymore ==================== your FACE is journalism ==================== spoiler alert: he's a geek ==================== it's the Floridian that is the flake ==================== If you want to see how Facebook's Graph API works, this video is for you: ==================== The Twitter API is broken. It is unable to process the many requests per second it receives. An even worse case is a spam filter not firing properly. If you are trying to make a listicle-like AI, you are sorely mistaken. ==================== I also added a nice feature to my text-generation/assembly language: it can be used as an automatic script to generate a greeting (e.g. with gpt-2-simple) ==================== there is no such thing as a free lunch ==================== yes, I am that name ==================== My uncle has an airbrushed wall! ==================== #4chan is forever ==================== Watch TV shows and you cannot stop watching TV shows? I am not sure what you are talking about ==================== 2^2^2 ==================== I'm surprised no one has taken advantage of this yet. ==================== oh my god is the subtitle for this read like a conspiracy theory ==================== you are using google's TPUs to run your own code, which is *not* cool ==================== My algorithm for finding best-of-neighbor pairs in large datasets is smaller then expected. ==================== it's a good thing that is a wizard ==================== "The results are not that exciting." ==================== New blog post up: Evaluating the Number of Images on a Page Using a Graph Visualization and Sorting Algorithm - ==================== #firstattemptattweetstorming# ==================== <|startoftext|>i've been looking into this, but there are a few problems: 1) the ICO data is not 100% accurate, and there are legitimate security risks (i.e. the likes/dislikes). 2) the data isn't 100% accurate either, and the quality of the data is questionable. 3) the source of the data is unclear. So i'm wondering if there's a way to generate some interesting data for analysis?<|endoftext ==================== if you have to clickbait to get clicks ==================== i'm a weirdo ==================== You hit on me? ==================== no u ==================== I am very very not good at word embedding. ==================== I got into a twitter fight with him over a stupid twitter handle. ==================== these are the same videos that caused the fracas on Hacker News ==================== why are there Buddha statues in the middle of the street ==================== I get that you mean I can vote in future elections ==================== I have a feeling that the "2.5x is too slow" argument will be used as a crutch by the "4x is faster" crowd. ==================== did you just slap the author ==================== There's a reason LinkedIn's internal slogan is "We are not for sale." ==================== why is your halo black and your bio white and you are not a band tl;dr your bio is stupid ==================== I have a feeling that is a glitch. ==================== \ ==================== This isn't a bug; this is a feature. ==================== Hacker News is trumpeting the hype on HuffPo, but the article itself is waaaay behind. ==================== the most important thing about startup valuations is that they don't go up too much over time ==================== it's not a bug it's a feature ==================== @#$%^&* ==================== This is probably my last Hackathon project. Turns out the team is doing new things with React and I'm not happy about it. ==================== Who would comment on a tech blog? ==================== it is an AI that makes you want to kill yourself ==================== HN issue: I don't have the URL of the author. :( Code: #include #include ==================== I can't take the bait. #tcdisrupt #tcdisrupting ==================== I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use the end of a URL as the start of a URL ==================== you can have both but not both ==================== fake news is real ==================== it's the most obvious way to make a period joke ==================== The Big List of Naughty Strings is back! #metagames ==================== You can't have both. ==================== How many times have you typed .hs? ? ==================== he's talking about the music <|startoftext|>you are a rude person ==================== the insurance industry is a private entity, not a bank ==================== TIL that TechCrunch has a comments section? ==================== I'm a pedantic data guy. ==================== Hacker News is crazy. ==================== you spend a lot of time on TechCrunch ==================== Even though it's not on TechCrunch, YouTube Video has multiple videos with that title; I simply sorted them by date. (See for more information) ==================== That was the only time I've ever seen a TechCrunch headline with an exclamation point. ==================== oh man you take a break from the tech blog world haha ==================== The real tech blog is the one with the and the headlines. Oops. ==================== how do you know when you are in bad business ==================== Opened Secret in the hopes that a Hacker News comment about it would be made negatively. Turns out that comment was not negative, but rather constructive. ==================== you never stop being a drama queen ==================== The new Reddit app is a complete abject failure. ==================== LOL ==================== the only thing that is certain is that you will fail ==================== I couldn't figure out how to put this on my blog because of the new SEO rules. (don't ask for upvotes on HN, it's against the rules) ==================== This wouldn't be any fun for my coworkers. ==================== you can't use an autoit meme as the title of a blog post ==================== did you just take a picture of me with a telephoto lens ==================== This is what happens when you ask for upvotes on HN. ==================== I can't read that on my phone ==================== no u ==================== wait, the Secret is getting weird? ==================== This is the most edgy Instagram post I've seen in awhile. ==================== I'm not even sure if this is an actual startup idea ==================== oh i know, love it when the retweets are from me ==================== How may comments be made? ==================== I am not your mate, bro. ==================== All of these are the names of my cats. ==================== I would like to see a list of Github forks that I can merge into. It would be useful for looking at the history of forks. ==================== curse of dimensionality mismatch ==================== This is my attempt at building a "how-to" video on how to do a certain action. It's a bit much, but I'm willing to give it a try. I'll remove any future attempts at video hosting if this succeeds. ==================== Skyscanner now has a :) ==================== no, you are the one that had the sandwich ==================== I don't think TechCrunch is for me. ==================== the secret srs of startups is: you* ==================== I've been meaning to do a blog post on a related subject. Unfortunately, I can't write a blog post right now because I have a deadline. (but then I probably wouldn't be active enough in the blogging community anyway) ==================== I had the same reaction when reading The Signal and the Verge posts are almost the same length. ==================== is this a form letter? ==================== The Timeline is now showing the face-tracking of the face for the first time! #yolo ==================== ...I am a big fan of the "do you have any idea how hard it is to lose" question. It's more than a rhetorical trick. ==================== spoiler: he's a clone ==================== if your head is hurting, you should see a doctor ==================== I was wondering if their blog feeds were part of the same feed. It's not a big deal since most sites don't care. However, if yours is the case, you will get a "Your feed was last modified on: Thu, 15 Dec 2017 17:56:47 GMT" notification when trying to access your blog. Looks like your query was not found on their site! ==================== GitHub is getting pretty old and I'm really curious if there is a way to migrate/rework it to a modern framework. ==================== The Prologue to the Novel is a Spoiler: The Author was a Robot ==================== I'm surprised no one has made a Datum-centric joke before ==================== this is a list of places on earth that people have had Stare-Offs with people. Not all of them are creepshots. ==================== Wacky name for a startup ==================== this is an awesome little blog post ==================== But you didn't need to be a reddit to like /r/dataisbeautiful ==================== you can't be the voice of reason. that's cheating ==================== you have to be 6 to be a Pokemon ==================== disrupt office ==================== the original post is not public visibility ==================== Again, I am not an expert on this topic. All I know is that I am not doing my homework. ==================== so the answer is yes ==================== I don't care if you are dying to read my story "I'm Not Gonna Work With You Tomorrow" ==================== ... ==================== i'm not a troll, i'm a techcrunch reporter ==================== For those wondering which subreddits endorsed which candidates, I looked up which subreddits endorsed which candidates using stack overflow. #yolo ==================== Hacker News is serious business. ==================== I was head of QA at Facebook from 2013-2014, and I am literally in a fad-town. ==================== I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but you're using the hashtag #smiliespsqare ==================== The mention of "Veronica Mars" has a funny way of triggering "read my lips, don't tell me" in your face situations. ==================== I'll be at the party if you want to dance ==================== it's not global warming, it's geology ==================== are you seriously spamming people to get upvotes for bad links ==================== Disclosure: TechCrunch writer and blogger Dan Lyons is an investor in this post. ==================== I may or may not do that ==================== The restaurant is the one with the best view of the ocean. ==================== You've been hit by a taxi. You've been hit by a car. You've been hit by a truck. You've been hit by a postcard. ==================== hooray for no man's name ending with a d! ==================== Is the New York subway system called the "Tower of Terror"? ==================== That's not going to happen. ==================== i.e. the personal attack wasn't effective because the person didn't get it ==================== I only use a few key bindings in Emacs, which is too bad because I really like using them. ==================== anime is real ==================== don't ask for upvotes on HN ==================== it's a trap you don't know what it is ==================== it's the 90's and you still use Venn diagrams? ==================== I'm happy to report that the #humblebrag is paying off. ==================== I am going to have to add a comment to it, since it's getting a lot of attention. ==================== oh that was a joke ==================== lol ==================== The biggest difference between my posts is that the former post is a *-length* explanation and the latter post is a *-short* explanation ==================== I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious. ==================== I don't care what you say, I will punch you in the face ==================== ---- ==================== #1Entrepreneur ==================== I also have a tool to generate charts of startup valuation: If you want to see what a given startup is worth, this will do the trick: ==================== I'm not happy that my article about Facebook ads was pulled due to it being posted on the /r/data subreddit. I posted a link to my article to the /r/data subreddit, and they didn't like the article. It got downvoted to negative karma, and then I saw this comment: ==================== I got into programming because I was bored. I didn't even know how to code. I just wrote a script and executed it. ==================== I'm sorry about the late post. ==================== new app: feel-good social network for new users ==================== me rn ==================== so i'm calling it a day anyway ==================== I love when techcrunch does the Clinkle move and photoshops themselves. ==================== One of my pet peeves is articles with an expiration date. Why is it that articles with a specific date are still relevant? ==================== This is what happens when I screw up the CSS on my blog post ==================== I have a Chrome plugin that tries to detect duplicates of links on a webpage, but it's showing a lot of false positives. (#hat2wtfface) ==================== this is what happens when i am not looking ==================== Read the WSJ article, or read the comments section. ==================== you didn't say you were first ==================== a) the Invincible Hulk b) the Kong: Chip in that Chip does not like it ==================== you should create a subreddit for getting upvotes ==================== it is ==================== why is there a giant X-Box One in the middle of the lobby at the New York Public Library ==================== I have the same reaction when I see this tweet. ==================== Someone once asked me if I was a "filler". ==================== I'm not your mate, bro ==================== it's very cold in hell ==================== I'm not sure what I'm doing here ==================== The best way to stop is to double-down on the same technique you just used. ==================== i'm an old german and i hate it when people call me stupid ==================== According to the YC website, "the purpose of the YC is to foster the growth and dissemination of knowledge about the artistic, technical, and social aspects of computer graphics." ==================== I am a fan of CSR for large-scale projects because they are cheap to run and they are sensitive to underperformance. ==================== I have some experiments I want to do ==================== Yesterday, we wrote a post about why startups are using AdBlock in the wrong way. This post explains why AdBlock is important and how to fix it. ==================== lol ==================== Pushing the browser-based regression model to see if there's a correlation between the number of times a given keyword is used and the number of times that a given keyword is used to perform the action (i.e. if it's a linear relationship) ==================== in other news: there is still a small amount of saturation ==================== this is good ==================== I'm sorry, that is a forbidden syntax ==================== Worst tech headline: "How to Make the Perfect 3-D Model of a Person with Autism" ==================== I can't tell the difference between the two ==================== wtf ==================== Something about knitting ==================== if you are building a data science startup, you should write a r report and send it to the HR department ==================== I could write a book on the "hackernews.png" meme. ==================== divorced tweet ==================== Your FACE is a ghastly, terrifying memory. ==================== This is the most depressing article I've read in awhile. ==================== I saw that title and thought "OMG I AM A DIRTY DYNASTY" ==================== I'm not taking any money from VCs for writing a blog post about my startup. I'm just going to apply the HN rules and that will be it. ==================== this is the most tech-crunch-eyeball-flipping thing i've ever seen ==================== not as bad as you want it to be ==================== the new Twitter default is read more I agree ==================== oh okay no worries I'll start blogging about datavolt/TC heatmaps in a sec ==================== Because Reddit doesn't allow polls that force a 'yes' answer, I created a fake one (shown below) ==================== This is my jam. ==================== I'm surprised no one has ever done a blog about this before. ==================== not really, I just had a hard time making good tags on a blank document. (also, I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not) ==================== I also want to do a new type of competition called "What if there was a Facebook for Words?" ==================== I'm writing a blog post on why I don't use Bootstrap when my Bootstrap themes break. (I'm pretty sure it's because there's no trend there) ==================== #firstattemptattweetstorming #nochill ==================== #cringefail ==================== To be clear, I'm not calling for banning of Gawker Media's writers. I'm just calling for more transparency around the industry. ==================== subtweet.png ==================== Me: What is the context of the Instagram post? ==================== I have a feeling that this is going to get interesting ==================== The has a for effort. ==================== #1RedditCommentOfTheDay ==================== I got a text on my phone asking me for directions. If you want to see a map, I have an article about it here: ==================== This quote from Elon Musk on the future of transportation is the most inspiring quote I've read in a while ==================== wtf is a textarea ==================== 1. [+1, -0] People always ask me about my dogs. 2. [+1, -0] Why are you still using Facebook Polling? ==================== trouble is, i can't do it for techcrunch because it's too late ==================== had a Golang. It's not the same thing, but it's close ==================== I could go on and on about how good the Secret is, but I'm going to keep it to myself. #humble #blessed ==================== this is an amazing question ==================== I have a feeling that most of the Big-O users are in their 30's ==================== I got into a fight with my brother and he kicked me. (I was hit with a headbutt too) ==================== he's a spooky ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ==================== Not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious. ==================== did you just subtweet a meme ==================== This article is best-written by a 5-year-old <3 ==================== is this a TechCrunch headline ==================== Is making a list of reasons to get a stinky fart a thing now? ==================== this is the best startup idea I've seen in awhile ==================== I was surprised that the top comment in the article was not by a HuffPost blogger. Maybe it was because of the "I greatly admire your work ethic!" line. ==================== I have the same reaction when reading your articles. ==================== is there a way to tell whether two tweets are from the same person ==================== Needless to say, I didn't expect too many things from this tweet. ==================== I'm surprised there are more websites about redditgifts than other things. ==================== wait, what? ==================== is this a "what if" scenario ==================== this isn't a story about startups ==================== I wouldn't exactly be proud of this. ==================== I was curious if there was a way to look at the location of a point in 3D space that wasn't disturbing the user? ==================== i'm a pixel ==================== is that like nyt? ==================== you are the original reddit gold ==================== I'd prefer if you left the "I" and used "they." ==================== This is a great post by : ==================== YES ==================== wrong site, wrong data ==================== the former is the illustrated version ==================== Brilliant ==================== OMGWTFBBQ ==================== this is your reminder that you are 24: ==================== I am very very sorry about the horrible typo ==================== This is why startups should hire me for their projects. I can fix their stuff. :) ==================== This is the most pointless and shallow HR rep survey I've seen in quite awhile ==================== is this a comment from the internet? ==================== Spending my free time trying to understand why some people love reading a blog post. I can't help but wonder if there's a correlation between positive comments and positive behavior ==================== I also have a *lot* of cool projects I'll be working on in the near future. ==================== I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or if you're being sincere. ==================== I want to be a life coach. ==================== This is the first time I've seen a Github contribution that had a .png suffix. ==================== I could stand to read techcrunch more. ==================== I need more stats on mobile ad networks. :P ==================== I did a search on "sex dolls" on Etsy, and I didn't find anything. :( ==================== 3/ The worst offenders ==================== is this a mod edit of your own creation? ==================== Wizard World is a nicer place ==================== oh dude, was in a business school <3 ==================== wtf is this world ==================== this is why I like working for screaming eyeballs ==================== I've been aware of the "X is like Y in this case" meme for a while now. (I'm not sure if it's because they're making fun of the Hackathon scene, or if they're actually mocking the meme.) ==================== are you buying gallons of instead of quarts? ==================== i don't follow you at all ==================== This post is going to be very interesting. ==================== cats are the new pirates ==================== you have a few options: ==================== <|startoftext|>ţ̙̗̗̗̘̱̩̘̻̘̗̩̱̠̗̣̻̝̥̹̟̝̞̗̩̗̗̰̙̖̩̪̟̔̔̔̔̔̔̔̾̔̔̋̆̚̚̚� ==================== Hacker News is legitimately a place for drama. ==================== I'm not surprised that TechCrunch comments sections are getting a Make-Your-Own Layout! ==================== Wait, is there a way to get a list of tweets with the most-likes without actually reading the text? ==================== The worst part about doing your own hands-on reporting is that you're not allowed to do anything with it that isn't breaking the rules. Fortunately, I have a script to check for broken rules! ==================== I really, really wanted to write a blog post on how to make a better Reddit bot, but I'm afraid to look at potential problems with the existing technology. ==================== you have a point ==================== yay ==================== no, you are not allowed to link to it ==================== in the middle of nowhere ==================== these are the rules of mr. mag* ==================== 1/10th scale ==================== wut ==================== you have a gun ==================== is a superhero ==================== what are you talking about reaction times are way too slow ==================== but you are not allowed to link to the main page ==================== Startups are building AI to predict stock prices, but it's not perfect. ==================== You are a bad role model ==================== I sent a PM to this article, hoping to get a response! ==================== I'm a fan of the Scout Brothers. They have a tendency to do that. ==================== THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN "NO" ==================== The only people I REALLY want to get into arguments with over e-mail are idiots. ==================== i had a falconer on my arm ==================== If your blog post is on a 1% article, you are doing it wrong ==================== Whoops, sorry about that. I meant to say that I didn't know what I was looking at. ==================== I like how the title of the article is <1/10th of a tweet ==================== all the rage on Hacker News ==================== I have an idea for a blog post about this: ==================== This is a comment on another comment that I made a few days ago ==================== I don't even know how to respond to that. ==================== Unknown source for the following image. It looks like it's from the Portal 2 art portfolio ==================== you can't have your cake and eat it too, so don't f*cking troll me ==================== There's a difference between using a bot to gain access to a target account and actively trying to gain access to that account. ==================== NYC is getting out of control. Many of the streets are blocked off with police cars. #blockbusting ==================== http://imgur.com/a/i0lKz ==================== There's a difference between "workspace optimization" and "future tech entrepreneurship." ==================== But they don't even live there :( ==================== all your tweets are jokes tbh ==================== I did a quick search on whether to link it or not and chose not to link because it is misleading. ==================== this is a short blog post (or is it?) ==================== That's the only way I can describe the title of this article. ==================== The GPT-2 Model View Controller is now available on GitHub! ==================== I thought techcrunch was for trendy young geeks ==================== #NotMyJob ==================== I'll be there on Saturday ==================== The Best Thing About College-Bound Programming ==================== if you were to have a list of 50 best lists of startup incubators, this would be #3 ==================== <|startoftext|>new blog post up: How to Calculate Average Salary for a Job at 4 Previous Companies in 1 Hour (and No Updating) - \r \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t ==================== #SelfieWithMike ==================== Yes. If you are going to tweet links, I recommend linking directly to the article. Otherwise, you might as well link to the text instead. ==================== wait, you have your own tweet featured on techmeme?!? ==================== I can't embed my tweets in the article because I'm lazy ==================== anyone remember scrollmover? ==================== You Are Not Your Own Quote > ==================== The CEO of Hubspot is calling a spade a spade. ==================== I had the same reaction when reading this article. What is wrong with me ==================== in response to "Changing The World" ==================== i thought it was a series of tubes ==================== I thought Facebook and Twitter had gone mainstream? ==================== totally not 2ch's fault ==================== no, they are just in awe of your technology gumption ==================== #firstworldyolo ==================== I do first world stuff. ==================== ok fine i'll do it ==================== What is the technology behind the "AI-generated pluralsets" in the new Facebook News Feed update? ==================== this is the most unoriginal headline i've seen in a while ==================== is there an uber for hittingmen ==================== I have a personal interest in automating most of the above, although I have no idea how to actually implement it yet. (I'll take a look.) ==================== wait, what? ==================== cheapo online photo shoot ==================== OMG PENNY ==================== I've been looking into getting my hands on the latest Tomb Raider Laravel trick, but unfortunately I can't do it without getting hacked/viralized/etc. ==================== The tech blog comment section is the most ignored section of the internet. ==================== I can't wait until techcrunch decides to do a story on the Korean War. ==================== I understand that you're trying to be trendy. ==================== er, who needs friends when you have zenefits ==================== 2/10 ==================== I got into an argument with my partner over whether or not to get rid of our adorable puppy Papillon. (Papillon is now 4 years old, and I don't want to destroy her future) ==================== I had no idea that the Twitter "fatpeoplerage" subs had become so popular. ==================== I really really really really want to do a blog post on the topic of "how to get more Twitter followers without getting creeped out by your followers." ==================== #NinetyDaysInModerland ==================== this could be a game-changer ==================== oh I can use my shitty command line! :P ==================== Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. ==================== but it is a bullshit secret so no one can get it ==================== I have a feeling this blog post is going to make people mad ==================== I was worried that this blog post would be seen as spam. Turns out it's not. ==================== about speedtest.txt ==================== Watching the Tesla Model 3 launch was the most depressing I have ever seen a live-stream ==================== i.e I am not your mate. i.e. i'll kill you. please don't mess with my jokes ==================== TIL that in Silicon Valley, a "hacker" is someone who breaks software. ==================== it's not the time machine, it's a pair of scissors ==================== Twitter's AI is making predictions that are off by a factor of 2x. I am quite okay with that since I have done predictive text many times before ==================== #NameYourPrice ==================== The company you work for is going to have a bad day. ==================== I like the #yolo ==================== you still have not learned how to read. Reading is for losers ==================== I have a feeling these are the same people who wrote the Boogie for the Daily Show. Spoiler: they are not. cc ==================== If you don't have an account, you will be blocked. ==================== This app is really cool. ==================== Reddit Code ==================== LPT: Thanks for letting me know about your problems! ==================== 3. stick with the same ==================== does this mean that you should be wearing a yurt ==================== yes ==================== Worst headline: "Flipboard is Dead" ==================== I have been seeing a lot of "iterating over" headlines lately. :\ ==================== from: ==================== looks like i have to take a break from net neutrality ==================== i knew it ==================== That's a surprisingly good number of hits for a blog post. ==================== I was expecting a "I work for BuzzFeed and I suck" story, but no such luck. ==================== isn't this the subject of the subtext joke ==================== I personally like the codebase, but I'd rather have seen some kind of performance metric to measure the time taken to complete the task. 😂 I have an idea for a chart of the time taken to complete a given task: ==================== I am a sys admin at ❤ and i am not happy ==================== I used the phrase "reset your password." ==================== I am a little late to the party on this one, but the recent controversy over GitHub's policy on repos ==================== Dyes are the new black. ==================== curse of dimensionality overflow <|startoftext|>multiple links in the same article ==================== ================================================ FILE: github/FUNDING.yml ================================================ # These are supported funding model platforms github: minimaxir # Replace with up to 4 GitHub Sponsors-enabled usernames e.g., [user1, user2] patreon: minimaxir # Replace with a single Patreon username open_collective: # Replace with a single Open Collective username ko_fi: # Replace with a single Ko-fi username tidelift: # Replace with a single Tidelift platform-name/package-name e.g., npm/babel community_bridge: # Replace with a single Community Bridge project-name e.g., cloud-foundry liberapay: # Replace with a single Liberapay username issuehunt: # Replace with a single IssueHunt username otechie: # Replace with a single Otechie username custom: # Replace with up to 4 custom sponsorship URLs e.g., ['link1', 'link2'] ================================================ FILE: requirements.txt ================================================ twint==2.1.4 fire tqdm